This is what happens when you're a horrible king in Bitlife 

I wonder if Kevin realizes that a parrot repeating "I killed my dad" probably won't get the parrot blamed for the assassination of Dick's dad.

"All publicity is good publicity" he says after a revolt against him lead to him being stripped of royal status and exiled to Columbia

“I’m customizing him, he looks 100% Irish” He also looks very suspiciously like you, Kevin....

I miss the "my name is Kevin", even tho ... I know for a while he's kevin

I mean, our previous King "accidentally" killed his brother and became King. This new King of Spain is just following tradition, I guess.

Kevin pressing 'make it so' over and over only to realize he killed like, 10 random hippies, was the highlight of my day

Kevin having authority anywhere, let alone a whole country, gives me nightmares

You are the best king for me, Kevin

5:44 "I'm a bad king" Ah yes, the sky is blue and the sun is hot as well.

I hope Kevin knows that we love and appreciate his videos and the hard work he does on them

Gotta say, I'm absolutely loving the purple wall.

I love how Kevin tries to exorcise a really friendly ghost because she breathed too heavy for his liking. He is good at being a dictator.

This marks the second time Kevin has executed people with rats while a member of a royal family

"Feeling the need to laugh, let's watch Amy Schumer." - No one ever.

I've been getting recommended a video called "Can Monarchs Commit Warcrimes?" Kevin just answered it for me, thank you Kevin.

>Escapes prison >Bans Candy Crush >Refuses to elaborate further > _dies_

"I don't need betty white" Feels bad man

Kevin continues to bring light into this world of darkness. Thank you for that Kevin.

I love how Farmhouse78's tweet was in this video!!

Hey Kevin, I’ve been watching for about 4 years now and just wanted to say I never get bored of your content and it has made a lot of my days better. Thank you for that.

“I could kill someone OR I could buy a hat” there is no better line to describe BitLife than this.

Kevin spent so much time and energy trying to kill the “king” but his dad was just a prince too. That would be like calling Queen Elizabeth’s husband the king. Kevin shows no respect for the crown 👑

rip Betty White can't believe she rejected the King of Spain invitation to play call of duty

Now I want body (I mean buddy) cop movie-style comedy sketch about Jason Vorheez and Jason Bourne working as partners. One is gloomy and thinking about his lost identity and the other just wants to chop everybody off.

KEVIN is the real king (I was never kidnapped by this cult that's going around and forced to say this).

7:53. Is that scheme just so ingrained in his bitlife memory that he just tries it every time even when he's a king and has all the wealth of spain at his fingertips

Moral: If you're a terrible dictator, purchase as many multi-million dollar luxuries as you can (such as yachts) so that if you get exiled by revolutionaries you can sell your assets and still live a lavish life.

Funnily, whenever Kevin "ruins" something I end up liking it even more. Odd.

Reporter: so how did you become king Kevin: by my family sadly passing away now let me "grieve" in peace

I'm from Spain and this is very accurate to what the royalty here's like..

6:15 Rest In Peace Betty white

"I didn't know every click meant I killed another hippy"

I absolutely love Kevin’s bitlife videos. I’ve tried playing bitlife. Turns out it needs the Kevin element to make it enjoyable (imo).

The first Pink Panther bit you did when escaping prison was so dumb and simple but so funny, I think it's one of my favorite bits on your channel in a while! Hahaha

I get so giddy everytime Kevin uploads. Especially when he does something awful

16:22 Best part honestly

When I play BitLife I feel bad when I'm too mean to people so I'm glad I can live through Kevin who just lets sick rats crawl in people's rectums

Rip betty white.

11:04 I laughed so hard as I imagined this actually being tweeted that I fell off the couch.

Ruining everyone's life is a 'bit' of a theme running around in Kevin's video

I mean, sending the Spanish king to Colombia is not that far fetched. Our previous king is now in Saudi Arabia lol

Anyone else find kevins voice soothing and uses it to fall asleep with? Or am i jusst a weirdo

I had an ad in this video and it was the exact same premise as this but there was a few other children they had to eliminate to get to next in throne. Anyway, its always good to watch you when you want to see someone just mess around in a game

To exert your royal power, you need to have at least 50% respect

“There’s one ghost who’s active. I’m gonna exercise it.” No doubt that Kevin is, and always will be, the King of Grammar.

"my depression is!...... here." me when i wake up

I love how it is really the way that the Spanish people view their monarchy by laughing every time he tries to exert his royal power hahahahaha

Oh my God I've been waiting for you to play as a king. I'm so excited to see what you do

Your Bitlife videos are my comfort videos, so thanks for making them Kevin 🖤

Oh my god no one told me kevin was royalty.

kevin really lives in a constant state of (s)pain

Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time.

I'm from Spain, and I have to say... you did better than the actual real king.

Very fitting royal purple wall you have there Kev, whoever recommended it must of been a very trustworthy advisor to the throne. I joke but it does actually look great, hope you're liking it!

You are probably the only person on the planet who could say "You invited Betty White to play 'Call of Duty: Warzone' with you" and nobody would bat an eye.

I got BitLife after watching you play it and now it's one of my favourite games. Thank you so much for your hard work and the joy you bring people. ❤️

I was just laying down thinking I wonder Kevin's done a bitlife video being royalty I look it up and here we are today keep up the good work Kevin

5:24 was funnier than it needed to be

Kevin putting the name Dick Tator to the king of Spain. He's already adapted. But perhaps he could end in jail if the Tribunal Constitucional notices 😅 I wish I was kidding

14:20, lmafo🤣🤣🤣 I'm scarred for life...

"I became the worst king and ruinned everything in bitlife" Ruinning everything in video games is like part of Kevin's daily routine at this pointy

I started watching Kevin like two days ago and I can’t stop… I’ve already watched almost all his vids help But fr great vids man really enjoy them

thanks for the uploads kevin :) you've been helping me out so much more than you can imagine. love your content

So, I just found your time capsule in Subnautica. Three mushrooms and some coffee. Thanks? :) I will check out your videos so I guess it worked. (Also, while I'm here...gotta shout out another awesome gaming channel, Neebs Gaming!)

I will never get tired of Kevin doing BitLife. Please keep going, good sir

6:15 :(( Rest in peace

Kevin's videos are the easiest way to boost your mood wherever you are! Thank you for everyday videos ❤️

Rip betty white :(

8:15 I think I'm gonna puke.

I appreciate the fact callmekevin uploads each day cause it's nice to watch in the morning

Kevin with mariachi hat, moustache and maracas: *spain*

Rip Betty white

8:13 "A bucket of rats goes a long way" -Petty King Rat Boy

5:30 the purge of the hippies

When you rewatched after Betty White died 😬

14:32 **your mother has been diagnosed with diabetes** "Mom, I'm sorry for everything. In fact, so it's all water under the bridge, I'd like to give you...What, I can't give her a box of chocolates?" I knew he was just gonna try to kill her in a different way 🍫

Between him a jack , i think we have the true kings of Ireland

I love this series 😁❤️❤️ thank you very much Kevin.

acid bath has a different sounding intention when executing hippies 😂😂

Kevin you bring joy in my life with every video

BitLife and CallMeKevin always cheer me up when paired.

Finally, a historically accurate CallMeKevin video, he even has the royal schizophrenia!

RIP Betty White

"I don't need Betty White." My, this aged well.

Kevin, I see you've started painting your walls! I like it.

Love when you play BitLife! Glad Spain hasn’t changed you 😂 #spf100

I don’t need Betty white

0:15 *[Francisco Franco Liked That]*

Kevin: the police are a joke Kevin again: the system's rigged against me!

Only a few days living in Spain Kevin taking inspiration from the Spanish inquisitors

i love how the only times i get bitlife ads is on bitlife videos. great video as usual, kevin :)

Love the new setup!

6:13 RIP

8:37 POV Juan Carlos I in 2014

Tengo una mezcla entre terror y emoción de que Kevin ahora viva en mi pais

This is the first video of yours I've seen. It showed up on the home page of Google. Thank fuck for that man you are hilarious. I've played bitlife for 2 years and I don't think I've ever had as much fun as you do. Thanks for the inspiration! 😁

RIP Betty White ❤

Hope your doing well over the pond my dude, genuinely puts a smile on my face when I see a new vid from you!!

Kevin !!! Your videos is my therapy… so yes I’m not okay 😆 I been watching for many years and now that my fam got WiFi a few days ago, I can watch every single day 😁 I always watch my favourite videos when I’m not feeling okay, which is the drunken bar video where you play in VR and punch people 😂 I love it! And that video where you look after daisy , sooo funny. I can watch them over and over. This won’t be my last comment, thank you for the amazing awesome funny content. You’re amazing ✌🏻

the fact the game lagged and killed a bunch of hippies was hilarious fgenwjkmfgw