I think the questions were ridiculous but were also kind of funny in that it confused the employee, but I think fake firing him went a little overboard...
Yeah, I wouldn’t say that either. You don’t know what kind of financial situation they are in and if he would have hung up the phone it could have been a mess.
Asking how the employees smell? That's brilliant! Maybe they should be forced to wear the corporate deodorant brand so everyone smells the same. Thanks for this!
Wow, you're right. I'm such an idiot for not having thought of that. I'm going to go buy a bunch of cats right now and do a photo shoot. I think it'd be funnier if all the cats were naked.
bizarre question:on a scale of 1-20 15 being the highest... is your manager attractive? should we replace your manager with a more attractive women? would you approve if we changed all of your cowokers clothes to the color red to mimick our competition?