Black History be like 

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this video gave me aneurism

Love your videos!💚

I love the your sh^tposts history videos doe

😅

😂😂😂😂😂one of my favorite episodes. "Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum"😂😂

I am sorry. WHAT?

@@TrashmanCZ ?

@@TheIrishnyThere is real religion that belive in Yakub etc.?

@@TrashmanCZ Nation of Islam that basically is like a mix of Islam and Scientology. It has incredibly wild beliefs, including Yakub creating white people, yeah.

This should be its own timeline

We just need a Grandmother with Alzheimer that know the truth

But she can't remenber it

This was _way_ more intricately plotted out than anything Netflix could cook up.

After everyone dismantled Graham Hancock's Atlantis Younger Dryas Impact theories, Hancock pivoted to finding archaeological evidence for Yakub's breeding pits on Patmos. Netflix financed the whole thing.

THE NATION OF ISLAM WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO W ISLAM BTW LOL. PURE BLACK SUPREMACIST IDIOTS

Excuse me, What? I thought they believe in Islam.

​@a.h_gamba no not really. It's kind of like how Mormons are "christians" but believe you can become your own God of your own reality if you give God the proper masonic handshakes after you die.

​@@a.h_gambathe nation of Islam and Islam are not the same thing

How is this any less weird than what WN believe the races came from?

And then medieval knights fight

A Netflix special, if you ask me.

drugs are dangerous

Yeah, I just about lost it from how unexpected it was.

that was what actually happened at the battle of Thermopylae

Yeah, that was the funniest part xD

Thinking or talking about people you dislike is a major sign of something called ENVY 😂 sun allergic FREAKS

Don't laugh at history

This nonsense has been around for longer than that, unfortunately.

Kiss my feet savage pink cave man!

Are they still around? Havent seen one of their bowties in awhile.

this isn't nation of islam teachings. it's nuwapian. and no... i am neither

@@iminyomommy7889 it's both actually, it's nation of gods and earths teachings that clarence pretty much ran with, that is still apart of the N.O.I. but they are gradually just going by more islamic and what the founder teaches as a mixture. prior, it was just this and the saviors teachings, master Fard Muhammed. we used to get books and pamphlets to read and learn the history, this is the first pages.

I'm curious cracka. What's the "N-word" ? 🤔

Then say it

@@__-tp4tm N

@@__-tp4tm we already do:3

@@user-gx9xq1kd7h I hope so

😂😂😂

fucking gold lmao literally cant stop laughing

@@panzergaming9108 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣

You came to the right place!

i used to kick it with yakub back in the day.

I remember when the Finna tribe fought the rooftop Koreans in The Battle of Los Angeles

One of them is a joke, the other is something people actually believe.

I hate Yacub because I believe, he was the guy, who started Hyper war with his lies and manipulations.

KING WEWUZ THE FIRST DID NOTHING WRONG

We need the dilluvian period covered next

Classic youtube. The only way to know why your video got removed is by using a third party site, twitter, and using a mob of followers to ask why your video was removed.

RU-vid probably assumed this was racism, is racist themselves smh.

@@wealthybone2990 Masterofroflness: *shows them a mirror* Them: "That's raciss!"

This video won’t be removed by RU-vid one because it’s a lie to it makes white people look bad three it makes Black people look good they would never remove this video

Welp, that just gave me a reason to download it.

he had two brains

But it makes sense tho.. Bigger head...more intelligence

Phrenology be like:

​@@RammingSpeed-lk8kkSo water heads must be geniuses lol

@@RammingSpeed-lk8kkits not that, its just cartoonish

Thank you Yakub for creating me

I don't like the Nation of Islam in any way, but I honestly have my doubts they really believe in Yakub. I can't imagine that the story of him was often thought and when I look at interviews given by figures like Elijah Muhammad, like there's a lot of silly stuff he says, but he doesn't openly speak of Yakub It's like with Scientology were the absolute majority of followers did not even know of Xenu until South Park covered it. If hip hop culture didn't make references to Yakub leading to his story becoming rather prominent on the internet, I think most NOI followers would've never known of Yakub

​@@juannaym8488 idk about islam but black do believed all this whole heartedly recently i got called "YT" in fb pages about black supremacists literally they said black man is the king of all race, and somehow white caveman overthrow them and stole their achievement

@@juannaym8488 simple explanation inner cult, outer cult typical cult structure = bunch of lunatics start a cult -> they develop an inner hierarchy as they expand (some are more equal than others type beat) -> starts forming outer hierarchy in order to support the inner hierarchy (ponzi scheme) -> outer layers are far removed so as to facilitate their purpose as resource generators honestly applies to more than cults ngl but yeah that's the structure pretty much won't name names so i don't get assassinated in fortnite by the holy inquisition of globalist lizards 😶

@@brendon1689 you just described mlms hahaha

Yakub created the brown race in a hyperbolic time chamber. Duuuhhh

its NIKKA paradox, another brekrttu man like edison who wuz blak

They arent good at math.

150 goes into 200 with 50 left over, and 150 minus 50 is 100, meaning he did 200 years work in just 100 years. Black Power! ✊🏿

math is rayciss, 2+2=5

Well, Yakub just created such a vastly superior group that they couldn't help but win with just sticks and stones.

Ever heard of Star Wars?

@@looperlord6043 yeah, but I can safely say don't remember the part where ewoks stormed Coruscant. Care to fill me in, loremaster?

Or how they went from laser weapons and space ships to the stone age in Africa when we sailed there.

​@@looperlord6043Another based George Lucas moment.

well he started when he was -50 so makes sense

The math is mething 💀

The real reason the white devils won against the black Meccans, they understood math

Another video said that his followers were actually the ones to finish his work. Still really dumb though.

It's African math, not white math you bigot.

That's a neat tie-in with the ' Planet of the Apes' universe right there...

Super easy, just continue doing what you're doing. You seem to be changing rapidly

Technically, humans are already classed under the clade of gorillas and the larger one of monkeys. So right now you already are both things.

Not from a white man...

Not from a whyte boi

na the story was mid

*uncredible

@@Napoleon_Bonaparte1804 Don't speak of my ancestors history with such foul words like this

Amaziiing graaace

This RU-vidr has no idea what he is talking about it’s not true no where in Quran talks about how white people are created

It's not even the Africans who believe this shit it's the African Americans 💀

More like megamind is the modern version of Yakub

more like black isrealites

This is a better squeal than Megamid 2

"No bitches?" - Yakub, probably

Pass the real

Many such cases

Yeah lot of black people believe this. It's hilarious really

Lord Yakub, get it right

Lmfao 🥇

yea don't give Netflix any ideas...

Should school be the standard knowledge given to kids? Or are u still unaware of the education system

I'm thinking of sending this to the kackling hens on the "view". That brown one who recently found her family once owned slaves would eat this up!

the screenwriter misunderstood when the exec said the doc should focus on "gingers"

Same thing

lmao

Egypto-Judeans

When you ask Google Gemini to tell you the history of Scotland.

Its so much funnier when you realize this is what the original NOI actually believes in.

Which is definitely real history

@@obijuanquenobi1911 yep, TOTALLY checks out.

​@@obijuanquenobi1911 It's true, I was the magnet

Common Yakubian W

Literally the only part they don't believe is the Finno-Korean Hyper War part. Everything else is legitimately what they believe

This comment is brutal. I love it 😂

Naw man I measured Sean Stricklands head and have confirmed phrenology to be real💀

no his smart were in bepis, skull shape has nothing to do with it

Of course you'd say that, you have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter!

the funny thing is, we actually have studies showing brain volume and intelligence are related, it is flat out science now.

least delusional yakubian:

Black Hagrid: "You're an Ethiopian, Harry"

Funny haha.

Idk Nigeria's president looks like a Wizard too. Yoruba looking headass

True lmao as an Eritrean that is true.

@@imgvillasrc1608 Kingsley Shacklebolt is the actual name of a Harry Potter character, and in the movies, he does indeed dress as you're imagining

Should have asked why, people wear shirts with Disney princesses and other fairy tales on them so why not Yakub?

That's funny as hell lmfao

Pricesless!

Youre lucky they didn't just harm you

@DreamseedVR I have .357 reasons strapped to my abdomen why that would've been a bad idea for them.

Lmaoooo

Icp is still trying to figure out how they work, so this man might have been a genius after all.

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Thank you Yakub💪🏻💪🏻

I mean white came from blacks so 😂😂, he is not far off.

@@LoganAmonThats just a theory. There is no proof of that being true. People thrown that around likes it’s a fact when it literally isn’t.

@@illegal.anglo88 do you really think white people came out of nowhere just suddenly popped out in europe? Do you know what human migration is?

Common Yakub W

Where can I read more about this? I'm curious how do they came up with this in the first place

​@@SiPakRubahNation of Islam is the group that started it as far as I can see

@@zenoblues7787 No wonder they got Mecca in the story Also poor Malcolm X got killed by them for not following their cults

Can you link it please?

​He actually got fixed and became a real Muslim when he went to THE REAL MAKKAH and met the Saudi king, following true Islam ​@@SiPakRubah

it's actually wild that there's no movie on Mansa Musa. Richest man in history and his travel to Mecca would make an excellent central plot point for a movie

@@juannaym8488obvsly they're never gonna make a movie about black history that isn't a slavery movie directed by quentin tarantino

There are so many historical African folktales that would make amazing movies but Hollywood only focuses on slavery and Jim Crow involving Black people

Zulu dawn? Last king of Scotland? .......District 9? Lol

@@spawel1 which is a shame due to the immense African folktales and legends that would make amazing movies but Hollywood only focuses on topics about slavery and Jim Crow

ru-vid.come4MeZ-pm4mE?si=0ZUsbP6Vdny15GEC

He also gave to all white people the ability to change smoke alarm batteries!

Bless Grand-Daddy Yakub

​@@AlejandroJMAeven better, he gave the ability to recognize that ghetto bird chirping as the low battery warning.

@@AlejandroJMA Witchcraft I tell you

And sunburn.

unironically

That is correct.

We, the collective individuals invoking this colloquial assertion, assert that there exists a historical narrative wherein we, as members of a specific ethnic or cultural group, lay claim to a lineage of noble ancestry, specifically likening ourselves to the illustrious rulers of ancient civilizations, particularly those within the context of African history.

​@@zebulaunDas right n'wah

Look at Mansa Musa, they unironically were kings.

Maybe Angstrom Levy is just a persona of infinite Yakub?

W reference

Well it’s pretty well known knowledge that the 501st Legion was deployed in the later stages of the Finno-Korean Hyper War.

Battlefront 2 reference

Legends say, that my people were a peaceful race who ruled over Zeelandia. But the during the Finno-Korean Hyperion War, the Finns murdered Posidon and Neptune's step dad, ushering in a Great Flood that sunk our continent. The more civilised group of survivors escaped the flood by building boats and became the Polynesians, while the more Radical Elements hijacked Korean Spaceships that belonged to the Daimyo of the Yirpan Peninsula, and escaped into the wider galaxy, becoming today's Bantha riding Mandaloreans. The echos of that bloody forgotten War are still felt today, throughout the Galaxy, like a Bantha with hemarroids.

The old Legends canon about Tuang and Zhells on Coruscant 200,000 BBY was pretty wacky.

Sounds like an awesome band name too

"Subjects of Yakub"

We finally know who is our real daddy.

Sounds like both the nerdiest and most metal thing at the same tkme.

white devils of yakub

rotfl

I deadass can't tell if you fr or not and that in of itself is crazy 😭😭😭

Cracker Barrel! Love it!!! 😂

There's a reason these cults don't let out the whole story at once to new recruits. Imagine dedicating your life & soul to a group, praying, meditating, everyday, trying to know God. After many years of study, you're finally deemed ready to hear to secret truths hidden from common vulgarians... Yakub? Yakub? I've been worshiping mother-fucking Yakub?!?

I think I need to read more Biblical sources, Talmudic sages, and Marvel movies. I'm not understanding all the references.

Nahhh cracker barrel is.... Crazy 😂

" Hello Monkeys heheheh " - Frieza idk

rare ankha zone cameo

Frieza is a fucking white supremacist

The white race is pretty good at this shit, what did Yakub feed yall?

Sweet. We got more than 5800 years to avenge our creator Yakub!

​@@vortex_1336Based

Please share, it’ll be a good laugh

The funniest for me is when they said they taught the Chinese kungfu

​​​​​​​@@FlorHuangThey think Germans were black to cope and say Bethoven and queen Charlotte of Britain were black due to German blood in them, yea that's no Joke they also think Hitler was the one replacing the original black Germans with the white ones completly ignoring footage and pictures of the German empire before 1933. 💀

Kungfu originated From Bodhi Dharma (Indian Monk), but it's essence & evolution is entire Chinese. Nothing about it was African

Nation of islam believe

Yeah lmao especially since like 90% of power generation works via spinning magnets around copper wire.

@@zedtheexplorer5206 that is only because our crude and inefficient systems use electricity for power, instead of Ether like a truly civilized people would

@@ryanjensen1945 That's vacuum energy, and there is no responsible way to utilize it. You HAVE to give back as much as you take, else vacuum collapse eats the universe sooner than later.

​@@ryanjensen1945ok but magnestism is still a pretty important force when looking at what holds atoms and matter in general together. It would be impossible to miss if your society became that advanced

Jugaloo Confirmed. Fuckin Magnet how do they work

Same. In big cities these dudes usually are on street corner preaching this message it's hilarious

The NOI, Moorish Science, Christian Science, Mormonism, and Scientology definitely have cross-pollinated over time.

South Park should do an episode about this.

Yes! I KNEW it felt familiar

@@microcomputermaster This is a little more like Orcs claiming they created the races of Middle Earth.

The Nation of islam actually believes this

hyperwar 😂😂😂

You had to bring something that actually happened into this? Lol

Ellopipo vs blapipo

Judaism comes close.

That's not the Nation of Islam, you're thinking of the Nation of Gods and Earths. Their definition of God doesn't mean the same thing as the Christian definition of God, although they are narcissistic.

​@@UnityAgainstJewishEvilJudaism is worse.

Literally respectable for everything is true narcissism, its amazing it goes from “We the most powerful in the world” to “were the biggest victim in the world”

@@UnityAgainstJewishEvilno that’s Islam.

A leper devil like you surviving thousands of years proves the demonic nature of the so called caucasoid race.

don't bring east africa into this madness, we got nothing in common with y'alls degeneracy.

So intelligent

But how does Harambe fit into there?

If only they learned about Ethiopia.

"they" like the whole continent believes this

​@@maxboiiyeeet1041many black people do

What does BBC stand for?

B/c they who have taken hold of Hollywood have a beef with those who try to usurp the title of "Hebrews".

I would watch this without a hint of irony.

😂😂😂

No, but there probably is a XXX parody out there.

they want to obscure the truth

We failed Grandfather Yakub.

Forgive us father Yakub, for we have soyed.

@@porterhouse937 Tofu is based and light skinned. Asians know this.

​@@christopherstein2024 Soy is not based. Proof Asians. 😂

​@@robertmcdougall1144 I mean half the worlds population is asains and they have among the highest IQs. So clearly soy isn't that bad if fertility and intelligence clearly aren't effected.

DAS RITE.

“It’s weird that the Jews we call fake Jews win all the Nobel Prizes in science.” “Anyways, after 200 years, Yakub died at the age of 150.”

😅

Phrenology they came to the right conclusion due to the wrong reasons, same as femminists.

Lmao

Putin was one of the 300 but had microdosed himself with dioxin for years in order to build up an immunity. The trinitrotoluene in the dynamite was unable to penetrate the sheen of dioxin sweat produced by Putin's constant raving, and so he lived. His mother's maiden name was Yakubovich so he was able to escape by using her passport, modified with a hastily pasted on photo of Webster.

Typical white bias

You realize how close you are to reality with that statement?

@@deanfirnatine7814 No, you just out-dumbed this video lol smh

No more of that old white man history, it's now bipoc her-story.

@@deanfirnatine7814sure dude. I’ll trust you. You definitely seem smart enough to have gotten into to Harvard, so you probably know all about what they teach there.

@@boot_boy_6945you don't need to be smart, you just need to be born in the right circumstances. Harvard is a social club for socialite elites, nothing more than that

BACK IN THE STONE AGE-

We were hedgehogs and such

We wuz electric pokemon an sheit

Goddammit Chris Chan

this is why whenever i see an afro i fly into a fit of rage

Chicken without seasoning or dishwasher soap

Missed opportunity to show spearmint or Mayonnaise ice cream

Spearmint at least makes sense for ice cream​@@altithoraxperotorum5133

Why wasn't it pineapple on pizza?

Beans on toast are delicious.

He helped Yakub make wypipo by cloning himself millions of times

​@Alex.ander.😦

​@Alex.ander.you went a bit off the hook right there fam

​@Alex.ander.funny, I could literally just prime the melanin receptors in your skin to overproduce melanin and tada, you're black,with that thin of a line separating you from people you call unintelligent you must be so daft, your parents have to be siblings

@@joshuatony.5353 Except there are far more differences between ethnic groups other than melanin levels and pigment. Why are you so disingenuous?

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. - Isaac Newton, Yakub's greatest physicist

You need to create a salad

The Kangz of dat rings

Everyone knows Tolkien was talking about whites when the black orcs of mordor came into the picture, after all where theres a whip there's a way

@@Thesavagesouls *rangz.

@@elmerjfapp5730 J.R.R. Tolkien claimed that his work is NOT allegory. Anyone with a functioning brain can imagine that he simply didn't want to get in trouble for the political ramifications of claiming otherwise.

@@Thesavagesouls Kangz of dem Rangz

Id definitely watch this anime.

Best title for that anime would be ... "The Legend Of Yakub: How I Created White People And Doomed The World"

​@@AscendantStoicThe man who Tricknologized the world

Nation of Islam be like that. 🤷

Yes and no lol he had disagreements with Nation of Islam and had a falling out he was also one of the believers that believed a different version of the yakub story

@@aeslayyyterdidn't he say that the story of Jacob in the bible is Yakub wrestling with the government to get funding for his eugenics program?

@@spawel1yup lol he won’t answer that one

​@@aeslayyyter he still believed in this

I think he converted to normal islam before his death

*black nationalist. It's like saying white documentaries be like , then putting some white people theories like Africa never had writing , or wheel or lived in only mud huts. Come on Google exist.

Be like. Africa had empires , Euros lied that they did not They had writing , euros lied that they did not. Yeah I rather believe blacks on this one.

No, it's just one cult and it's subsets. Most Black people don't believe this. And Furthermore, Cleopatra(2023) does not represent most Black documentaries which are much more grounded and fact-based.

Shiet dis be da history da wyte man be hidin from us cuh. We is the true humans n shiet.

​@@bub6871🤦 that shit literally translated

Thats what i call my maxim machine gun.

Sounds like a boomerpost about smartphones 💀

It's the biggest cope ever - Realizing that your race is the most primitive and has contributed next to nothing to the species. In fact, there are 54 countries on the continent of Africa, and not a single one of those countries qualify as a first-world society.

"They got defeated by whypipo that only used sticks and stones..." Literally something that white nats and black nats would agree on.

you can ask that nazi germany too

@@DonVigaDeFierrowhite nationalists 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 black nationalists Believing white people with sticks could destroy Wakanda I guess

Hidden lore accessible only in the DLC💀

Happy N history month.

I would watch that movie ngl

Look up Mansa Musa.

Mansa Musa or King Moses, was the Biggest slave owner in Human history

Least delusional black supremacist:

@someoneusingtheInternet i get around 😎

📠?

✅

It's like a Wonder Showzen line. ✋👌

Then it’s true

It’s going from “we’re the most power race in the world” to “were the biggest victims in the world”. It’s just a change in the order of those phases that relate to the nationalists

Horseshoe effect at its finest

Now you're getting it. Making the dumbest among us believe that they're special is easy money.

@@Teeveepicksures There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. -Booker T Washington He knew what a grift was back in too

Your username is comedy, you should know this.

This isn't all of africa who believes this, genius this is just one cult/religion. Africans have more lore and history than just this simple belief, also this gives very western African American vibes. Africans on some other shit.

Orcs be like: "We created the races of Middle Earth".

It’s literally a meme and Europeans had hitler who believed white people came from Atlantis 😂 and built ancient Egypt. In fact during the late 19th and early 20th century white people pretended like they were ancient Egyptians, ancient Greeks etc the biggest cope comes from You clowns.

Even surface level knowledge of each nations history guarantees that youll never be able to have pride in your ancestry again. Trust me im german. And trust your nations history that it also has at least one ethnic cleansing in some shape or form.

Common Yakubian W

You were created by Arceus. Do not let them fool you.

@@rafewheadon1963 shut up you fucking weeb. Go wack off to Pokemon some more. I am a direct descendant of Yakubs devious actions. I was put on this earth to spread racism and shit vibes

Dont thank someone who is inferior to you

It is Lord Yakub to you, white devil.

Faked his death, many fooled. Sad!

Taylor Swift, his newest and most terrifying devil.

He just moved to Argentina

@@godooffme7747🤣🤣🤣

cuz he was 2pac undercover

ru-vid.come4MeZ-pm4mE?si=8KaTicqhPc_5juxt

Kyrie Irving actually believes in this.

Still going slve trade in Libya by the Arabs

So does that doom-ass, Nick Cannon.@@metasaurus3233