Blind Dates From Hell! 

"Looks like you fell into a pit, the pits of hell" I don't know why I found this so funny, I'm dying

You were talking about catfish before it even existed. The tee has been clocked!

"Like i said before, beauty is in the eye of the beholder....... but in some 'rare' cases ITS A UNANIMUS VOTE!!!" "Sorry! Is there anything else to talk about. Cause if you sound like Urkle....UMM...there WILL BE NO Dialogue....... are you kidding me??" --LMMFAO

Am I the only one watching all his videos in one night

Almost 10 years later and this still makes me laugh 😂😂😂 this deserves more views

"How can you be thick in all the right places when you thick everywhere?!?!" LMFAO😂

"Look like he fell into a pit" I'm so done right now. Your stories are so funny. 😂😂😂😂😂

"I know it's not you.. but uhh do you smell pee?" Bitch I will hurt you. 💀

It’s 2018 and I still watch this on the regular. Nothing beats classic Qaadir 💯

"Bitch, your imagination is working overtime!" 😂 😄😄

Oh gawd..."I'm NOT sitting in no goddam FUNGUS".....is gonna be on my headstone...

I was officially deceased at the zoom theme💀💀💀💀

i know this is super old, my lord my head hurts from hollering down my house. LMAOOOOO!!!!

"UGH WOW i can no wa ouuuh!! i can't believe it! i genuily can not believe you let your car get like this" I ALWAYS COME BACK FOR THIS LINE IT MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE CRAZY

"Fee-Lion"

Been binge watching his old story times all week 🤣🤣🤣 will forever be the greatest at storytimes

"Who has the Claritin?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

"Did I do dattttt " I was completely dead😂😴💀

"A cross between Morris chestnut and brad Pitt. When I saw that bitch, it look like he fell into a got damn pit; the pits of HELL! You're ugly!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"It is STATIONGODAMNRY"👏🏾😂👏🏾😂 Watch this video every couple of weeks

"you look like a roasted almond" omg i lost my shit!

Years later and this is still hilarious

"because that shit was fonkkk!" lmfao!!! you are too funny qaadir, blessings

Even 14 years later, this shit is still so funny. Way to keep it real.

That blooblahkakahohaaa" had me WEAK! 😭😭😭😭

This shit still funny.!!!! You got me rolling tears falling !!! I’m so glad I discovered you

Im hollering! Tears are rolling down my cheeks

This is ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maaaaaan, the pride I have knowing I experienced his legendary storytime in real time! like the year they aired... the only youtuber I've followed since they started.... it's fall and school just started so I'm tiiiiiiide, these videos always keep me awake laughing to get my work done, love tou quaadir!

watched this 4 days in a row.. still ctfuuuuuu 😂😂😂😂😂

I keep coming back to this. So funny. Laughing while typiiiing LOL

YOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS CRYING

"How can you be thick in all the right places when your thick everywhere?" Why did i find that so funny oh my lord 😂

10 years on and this is still gold

"Beauty might be in the eye of the beholder, but in some rare cases its an unanimous vote!!!" -lmao!!!! that the damn truth..!

I LIVVEEEEE for Qaadir's new and older videos! 💟🌼💟🌼💟

I frickin died when he busted out in song. 😂💀😂

The original queen of story times!!

I'm still crying at all this

I'm very particular about my palate! LOL

This is stilll Golden!!!!! I am dying laughing 😂

11:35 "Here we gooo to the end of the rooooooooooooooad!" #flatline

Every time I watch this video I ctfu 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

“These lying ass bitches who be sitting up here LYYYyinggg” I am HOLLERING 😂😂 😂😂

I can't even drink my drink because I'm gonna choke lmfaooooo

lol, this is one if my favorite vids. lmaooo at the lord of the rings part

It took only one of your vids to make me like you. You seem like a fun person. :D

I'm not sitting in no gahdamn fungus. I don't care if its oprah! I died!

"Just cuz you mixed or hsve light skin don't mean you cute"......this needs to be said louder. 🤣🤣

you fell into a god danm pit ok the pit of hell XD i cant

"Do you smell pee...bitch...I'll hurt you"...OMFG...*faints*

I literally watch this video anytime I;m having a bad day, it always puts me in a good mood

LMAO! i love when you incorporate song lyrics and titles in to your rants haha. loved the video (:

never laughed sooo much in my whole life thank you for cheering me up :) love it

Damn Qaadir! Where do you be finding these men!

Qaadir, you are killing me! I don't know how I stumbled on your vids but I've been watching you for two days now. You are one of the most knowledgeable people I've listened to...comedy aspects aside...your cultural references are clever and on point. Glad to hear you have opportunities opening up...you have the "it" factor!!

deep voice: "Hey girl watchu got on?" I fuckin dieddddd

"Iwaaanttuurrrrmonneeyyyynnnoooooooo!!!!!" I jus almost had an aneurism from laughing so hard!!!!

Omg so funny still to this day!😂

The Urkel segment though is still HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your stills always crack me up. You better preach like you always do!!

your funniest video yet, made my day. love you!

this has to be one of my favorite videos of yours :)

Your videos just made my week haha love it!!!

When u did the urkel voice 😂😂😂😭

Qaadir, I watch one of your videos first thing in the morning with my coffee to start my day. Your the only one that can make me smile when i'm having a bad day. luv you gurl. keep doin you.

"bitch i will hurt you" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg screaming

LMAO!!! You had me cracking up when you started singing the Zoom theme song. That was my favorite show as a kid. :D

I JUST came back form holiday and I MISSED you SO much! Thank you for making me happy. You go girl!

LMFAOO!!!.ROTFL!! OMG I love your vid's, you put a smile and get a least a laugh out of me every time i watch your vid's. The part where you did the "Hello, what you got on" cracked me the F*** up! Thanks a mill!

Q, You know that you are the diva of RU-vid. Can't nobody touch your swagga". You tell stories better tha anyone on RU-vid, and I'm subscribed to a lot of vloggers. You are a master storyteller! There is something so special about you and relatable. You just clock the T where it needs to be clocked and the shit be so damn funny. I'm sitting at a coffee shop with tears in my eyes watching this video. We love ya to pieces!!

Hunny this video gave me everything i needed and more!!! I live for your videos!!!! lmao

going on cam is such good advice!

you are so funny, this has made my month!

The best video ever! I just love this... THANK YOU! Ive seen it so many times, still love it! lol

I am fucking cryingggg 😂

I almost pissed my pants laughing so hard!!! I love how you tell a story...

10:10 literally killed me

Lmfao! "DID I DOOO THAAAT?" ... "Wow...Oooo... Girl who has the claritin?"

Another good vid, you don't disappoint!

"Don't underestimate no fungus!" LOL. Love it.

Lord gurl, you are funny! I'm glad you're keeping everyone safe from the predators.

Read the description. These men were jerks and very concieted this iis what prompt me to do this post sweetie please don't take this out of context. -Qaadir

"Don't underestimate no fungus!" LMAO!

Hahah you never cease to make me laugh, you are hilarious! :)

That little Zoom part had me dying. lol. I don't think I could ever go on a blind date. I need to know a person first. And I would be so made if someone told me they looked one way, and I was expecting that, and then they look completely different. I would call them out on it, and wouldn't be able to trust anything else they said, especially if they used a fake picture (and that's just stupid if you know damn well you're going to meet whomever you showed the fake ass picture too)...

Well, for me it's not so much looks, but the peronality and "things of that nature"...lol The fact that a person is low enough to put up a fake picture turns me off the most. How do you expect people to like you, if you don't like yourself. Thanks for the video Qaadir, as always. Love you,

"car smelling like athlete's foot" lmao loved it! laughed the whole time.

Dude! I ALWAYS lose it at that Gollum impersonation *Tears*

Oh man Qaadir I wish you lived here in Philly I just went through some bullshit 2 hours ago and you always make me laugh and brighten up my day Thank you so much XD

When you broke out into song...I choked! Wow!! The end of the road! Bam!

OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY! the stuff you come up with is hilarious!!

This is the Quaadir that i was loving back in the day! im happy he is alot more positive now, but this is HIS TRADEMARK!

LMBAO! Omg Qaadir, you kill me every time. Man I luv you

something is always fuckn up your pallet Q!!!!! lmaooooo...funny vid as always

He's the only one on here that can literally make me laugh to tears lol I looooove you Qaadir!!!!!

Timaya girl!!! You're killing me!!! Too funny!!! Keep on doing what you do!!!

That was so funny!! You are hilarious and dang!!! You got pipes girl!! Keep posting the funny videos and glad you made it out of the swanky car!!!

I cant even deal with how hilarious you are. omfg ily