Rayne shows us how the west was really ruined forever by Uwe Boll. But hey! At least we find out Billy the Kid was a vampire! phelous.com / phelous Originally Released: July 5, 2012
"Mommy, Sally didn't make it." Yes, those are the exact words you'd expect a child to use when telling her mother how a sibling got eaten by a vampire. "Sally didn't make it." That is so totally how kids talk. Screenwriting's a gift, and someone's talent cup overfloweth.
These idiots never lost a sibling at a young age or have but didn't care like the sociopaths they are. Kids are broken when they lose a sibling. After all they are human and capable of forming bonds. These bonds are strongest at a young age so losing someone is deeply traumatic. Hollywood doesn't know how humanity works.
There is literally zero point to this being a vampire movie. Billy the Kid wants control of a town, so he kidnaps all the children in order to blackmail the adults, and Raynie Oakley has to stop him. The only role the vampire element has in the story is that Billy wants control of the town so that he can vamp people once they start coming in on the new railroad (which, as Phelous points out, doesn't make sense anyway, because why wouldn't he just wait until the railroad was finished and people were already coming in?)
the conversation of the villagers near the end: "WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!" "Should we DO something?" "WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!" "Should we DO something?"
It's based on a game, of COURSE she doesn't have the eye any more, characters always lose their items, skills, and levels between games. And isn't character resetting the most important thing to translate into film?
@@mikebowermaster8513 ...and even that movie, which easily could've been just a rejected Gunsmoke script hastily changed to have vampires in it, was better. (no complaints about John Carradine as Dracula though)
This was awesome! Zack Ward's final attack. He was running while trying to not step into the pubbles...maybe the boots where just borrowed and Uwe had to bring them back after the movie.
Badjoke Maker in the West some puddles hide deep holes. Many a horse's ankle was broken because of holes. And water tends to be murky because nature hates us.
It's really sad that this movie isn't fucking amazing. I mean come on, VAMPIRE COWBOYS! Yes it would always be silly but it could have been the amazing kind of silly.
John Smith I read somewhere he genuinely did it as an Easter egg. I think it was a quote from an interview, but he thought it was really, really funny and clever.
@@ginogatash4030 I'd agree, but since when does Boll try to hide that he's a hack? He takes phone calls during his director's commentary, he VERY openly doesn't give a fuck.
Haa I'm seeing your pattern now Phelan. Two videos a day, nice. It's especially handy since there are certain videos I can't actually watch on your website for some reason.
So what you're saying is if he directed a movie based on Resident Evil 4, it'd be about a 20s-30s gangster and a knight who repeatedly gets kidnapped without fighting back?
Another great video, Phelan. Oh, well! At least they tried! I love how they drew you on your channel banner. I don't know why, but it reminds me of Goldenrod City of the Johto region.
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 24:14 - "I wonder does Phelous waking into the green screen sunset count as him dying at the end of the review? Well he was technically a vampire in the first Bloodrayne review and as far as I know he wasn't a dhampir, so I guess it does (provided you don't count the outtakes from the stinger)!"
Did you notice you can blatantly see Boll's wrist watch in the scene where he's clapping? I know it's a Boll movie, but it still looks hilariously out of place
I think the journalist character was taken from the one in Unforgiven. Of course, comparing THIS movie to something like Unforgiven only serves to highlight its suckitude!
Some filmmakers can do shakycam well. They know how to do it properly, with long lenses, etc. Here, you can tell that Boll was just like 'Shake the camera back and forth, haha, brilliant!'
Now that you've mentioned it, Rayne WAS a bad lucky charm in the games, so TECHNICALLY, boll DID transfer that into his films (yes, I feel dirty for admitting that). Death list (SPOILERS!): -Rayne's mother and her side of the family (cause of death was not specified, but was painful, at least according to Kagan, and the number of dead family members was also not specified, but it included "everyone", according to Rayne). -The survivors of Morton, Louisiana (Kazi, Jean Sigmon, Deputy Gorham, Christine Beauregard, that guy in overalls, and anyone else I forgot were all eaten alive by the Maraisreq, or in the case of the Christine's father, Mr Beauregard shot by a zombie because Rayne didn't act quickly enough). -Mynce (eaten alive, then had her heart ripped out) -Professor Trumaine (gutted and garroted with his own intestine), -other staff at Brimstone HQ including the dying librarian. Plus, in the second game, she explicitly states that she doesn't care about the kidnapped people. ...Yup. Boll got her motivations spot on.
Billy the Kid! What a rotten name! We were trapped. There he stood, between us and the kidnapped children. Billy the Kid, staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So help me, Boll! Yellow eyes! Michael Paré lay there like a slug. It was his one defense.
I don’t know why, but the fact that he keeps bringing how the annoying character is a reporter makes it even funnier. Kinda gives the image that he’s offended news reporters…Which I can get.
Boll really took every opportunity he had to destroy Rayne's character its sad to see a character that you spent hours in the games with. Developing, being a badass that wasn't Extremely over too done as far as Fan service to be completely changed to an almost unrecognizable person excluding hair color , being damphir, and name...
Ye, if the movie turned to be a flop, you could get free money from state. As a result Boll and his investors were happy and could make more fails on purpose, until Merkel and company got a little smarter and fixed the law. People say he's new Ed Wood, but that guy always wanted to be a director and was full of passion about it, he absolutely loved making movies even if he was hardly the sharpest tool in the shed. Boll is far worse but I guess he had lots of money which is how he got even some more famous actors to play for him.
that's a western setting? really? they managed to do something a hundredfold better looking on a BBC sci-fi budget in the dry and dusty land of the UK.
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