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@Banjalukagimnazija
@Banjalukagimnazija 6 лет назад
My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances. Well, she’s in for a shock.
@arduinoversusevil2025
@arduinoversusevil2025 6 лет назад
As always; well played.
@Diggnuts
@Diggnuts 6 лет назад
F*ing appliances... I meant fixing!!!
@laughingachilles
@laughingachilles 6 лет назад
I genuinely laughed out loud at this comment. If I could upvote you a thousand times I would.
@wordreet
@wordreet 6 лет назад
You remind me of my ex wife.
@wordreet
@wordreet 6 лет назад
Many decades ago, after we separated, the car that I let her keep, as I'd taught her to drive in it, had a sort of fire under the dashboard. Disappointing as those fog lights I installed worked well when we used it before.
@TheSynStalker
@TheSynStalker 6 лет назад
"We're just gonna take off her tube top... Oh, not too smelly." This is a man who knows what to expect from anything wearing a tube top.
@w_callaghan8300
@w_callaghan8300 6 лет назад
Jeff S i was reading the comments while the video was playing and AvE said that in sync with my reading
@jeremyallen5632
@jeremyallen5632 6 лет назад
Jeff S wonderful
@dtnamastertech1911
@dtnamastertech1911 6 лет назад
Amazon reviews and questions are awesome. Can I use it on 220? Answer: once.
@matt79de
@matt79de 2 года назад
Well, something will get fried. Might not be the eggs though. 😉
@camross47474
@camross47474 6 месяцев назад
​@@matt79decorrect, my weiner will
@__WJK__
@__WJK__ 6 лет назад
Negatory on the eggs but Hot Damn... just found my truck's new coolant heater for the Winter!
@shurdi3
@shurdi3 6 лет назад
Wife starts the car in the driveway, and you're already taking off overmolding pretending it's a girl.
@Diggnuts
@Diggnuts 6 лет назад
Surely every second of the newly found, albeit finite freedom must be savored.
@turtleoaks4412
@turtleoaks4412 6 лет назад
InsideOfMyOwnMind blasphemy
@damarei
@damarei 6 лет назад
shurdi3 LMAO
@paulj6637
@paulj6637 6 лет назад
I can normally expect one, maybe two suspect sideways glances from the old ball and chain watching your videos... Mainly at some of your more, eloquent metaphors used. This one was a sustained look of judgement at both the subject and my tears of enjoyment. Top work.
@whorayful9361
@whorayful9361 5 лет назад
I find head phones are a great help, then there's just the laughter to explain.
@rmp5s
@rmp5s 6 лет назад
Billy Mays' casting couch...smile like a doughnut...my God, man. You're on point today. rofl
@Haywoodjablomie100
@Haywoodjablomie100 6 лет назад
Welcome back to the shop? i never left, been sitting here in the dark waiting for you to get back.
@jacksonbennett6151
@jacksonbennett6151 6 лет назад
Huddled around the Bio-lite for warmpth?
@GradyPeterson
@GradyPeterson 6 лет назад
I bought one of these as a joke for my wife last Christmas. Used it a couple times and it actually worked, used it for breakfast for a week or two until I got fucking sick of eating egg penises every morning. Awesome vid as always, nice to know what’s happening inside of the garbage I buy as a gag gift.
@Diggnuts
@Diggnuts 6 лет назад
A gag gift? You mean a BJ simulator? No comprende..
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 6 лет назад
Jerry Long don't knock it till you tried it I guess?
@GradyPeterson
@GradyPeterson 6 лет назад
Jerry Long I mean, I had to give it a try ;)
@cjr1881
@cjr1881 Год назад
@@GradyPeterson yeah... a "gag". Hilarious!
@VeNoMz133
@VeNoMz133 6 лет назад
This channel has the best comment section on youtube hands down
@jaredj631
@jaredj631 6 лет назад
I once fixed a $40k combi-oven that had thermal fuses. Had to import new ones from Europe.
@user-ni6pi6ez3o
@user-ni6pi6ez3o 6 лет назад
buy it as scrap then fix
@eepp
@eepp 6 лет назад
short them
@jacktumbleweed
@jacktumbleweed 6 лет назад
*"This fleshlight is faulty! It doesn't vibrate and it burned my peepee when I plugged it in!"*
@Thelawncarenut
@Thelawncarenut 6 лет назад
It's because the eggs are not wild caught, free range and grass fed grass finished.
@SeraphinaPZ
@SeraphinaPZ 6 лет назад
So if you want to feel safe using something, never take it apart and see how terribly made and filthy it is inside. Probably want to pray as well that it doesn't explode into a fireball.
@crackedemerald4930
@crackedemerald4930 6 лет назад
Sera that's an actual good advice
@hansbrackhaus8017
@hansbrackhaus8017 6 лет назад
So, what would the "isolation failure due to teflon abrasion" entail? Electric shock?
@zlaya84
@zlaya84 6 лет назад
You get earthed.
@markmooney4770
@markmooney4770 5 лет назад
Earthed...as,in 6 feet under?
@FrozenPaint
@FrozenPaint 6 лет назад
"Rockwool smoke, 'don't breathe this!'" You kill me with all the obscure allusions you sneak into your videos. Love it!
@davidthomas346
@davidthomas346 6 лет назад
The plastic is most likely xenoy that is a PET, poly carb ABS mix. Its super cheap and gives you a glossy finish.
@lt_dagg
@lt_dagg 6 лет назад
Eager beaver getting that box open. He hasn't had a good breakfast in a while
@TheSynStalker
@TheSynStalker 6 лет назад
Dagg and the poor bastard still hasn't
@PurpleHaze2k9
@PurpleHaze2k9 6 лет назад
Coke he said. I'd believe it :D
@forkboy3309
@forkboy3309 6 лет назад
InsideOfMyOwnMind I'd like to think AvE would've opened the box the same way even if it was a damned I phone
@annieraby7325
@annieraby7325 6 лет назад
If he had an eager beaver he wouldn t need the fleshlight o fun.
@tastyechos1018
@tastyechos1018 6 лет назад
Dagg nice picture he best character in part 4
@the_real_ch3
@the_real_ch3 6 лет назад
back end plugs....keep going...almost there
@markley02
@markley02 6 лет назад
99 cents and $8 shipping
@pirateman1966
@pirateman1966 6 лет назад
Just buy another $99.02 worth of stuff, and you'll get free shipping....
@LostInConfusion1
@LostInConfusion1 5 лет назад
"I won't ask you to smile like a donut." Gat damn, that's an image.
@Navywalrus09
@Navywalrus09 6 лет назад
Twenty minutes after I wake up and AVE posts a video! Hot Damn!
@technic-angel7758
@technic-angel7758 6 лет назад
The way you unbox things is extremely hilarious, it gets me every time
@AAAAAA-gg4zc
@AAAAAA-gg4zc 5 лет назад
"Once you get up to temperature, she'll be ok" -Jimmy Savile
@michaelmarshall8041
@michaelmarshall8041 3 года назад
He liked em cold. If they weren't cold he made em cold.
@xXWOND3RBR3ADXx
@xXWOND3RBR3ADXx 6 лет назад
Fark year, always love the gratuitous unboxing
@jaguarke069
@jaguarke069 4 года назад
This has got to be one of the best vids out on youtube. I regularly watch it, and it never fails to lift my spirits right up!
@jaguarke069
@jaguarke069 Год назад
Three years later, needed a laugh, here we are again!
@charleshines6155
@charleshines6155 5 лет назад
I can't imagine that strange contraption lasting long. It just seems so cheaply made that it would be a miracle if it didn't start a fire.
@thedigitman1
@thedigitman1 6 лет назад
AvE ? Dude ! I snorted my Frootloops watching this one ! Best vijayho yet....Thank you
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 6 лет назад
I was expecting some sort of ejection mechanism to expel the cylinder of congealed egg. Instead it seems to work entirely on steam pressure, and the partial disassembly perhaps reduced that (almost no insulation over cylinder and spiral coil). I’m amazed that it works reliably for anyone, ever.
@electric7487
@electric7487 2 года назад
I know for sure that I'd get sick of eating egg penises in no time.
@HeliMicky
@HeliMicky 6 лет назад
Laughed from start to finish thanks AvE you made my day :-)
@GigAnonymous
@GigAnonymous 6 лет назад
"Fucking dégueulasse" You gotta love that weird language they speak in Kanukistan.
@S55OAMG
@S55OAMG 6 лет назад
Thanks for the uploads, this week has been really tough week for me your videos help me calm down ... so thank you
@davecSFD
@davecSFD 5 лет назад
The sound that made when dropping the egg in there....priceless. I was laughing so hard.
@El_Chompo
@El_Chompo 6 лет назад
Do a vid where you take apart a shake weight.
@JustinCglass
@JustinCglass 6 лет назад
sirgallium while shaking it
@Y2KNW
@Y2KNW 6 лет назад
Build a machine that tests a shake weight to destruction!
@ForfeMac
@ForfeMac 6 лет назад
Strap it to a paint shaker
@Darwinpasta
@Darwinpasta 6 лет назад
Will it release the schmoo?
@chexstix
@chexstix 6 лет назад
That is a perfectly good idea.
@Romanamon
@Romanamon 6 лет назад
On a related note, maybe you could show how to mould and cast silicone 'sculptures'. Of dragon appendages. Don't judge me.
@LegionPrime
@LegionPrime 5 лет назад
*Cough*Bad-Dragon.com*cough*
@PhillyRacer121
@PhillyRacer121 5 лет назад
Its ...err... for a friend
@Ektalon
@Ektalon 3 года назад
Too late.
@Bunnyonabender
@Bunnyonabender 6 лет назад
This one had me rolling on the floor. Well done sir. Well done:D
@josephj735
@josephj735 6 лет назад
I've never laughed so hard at you vids. Great work!
@hooviedoovie5220
@hooviedoovie5220 6 лет назад
8:15 had me rolling xD that noise lol. sounds like del taco bathrooms.
@matthew76284
@matthew76284 4 года назад
This is the absolute best video.. Im sad it took me 2 years to find it.
@jimbobtheimpaler8403
@jimbobtheimpaler8403 6 лет назад
WOOOHAAAA man been needing me a AvE fixxxx. Thank you good sir!
@tfre3927
@tfre3927 6 лет назад
Holy fuck that sound of the egg slippin down the pie hole!! Woke the wife up coughing up a funny lung !
@103m95g
@103m95g 6 лет назад
Cooking with AvE
@mr_b_hhc
@mr_b_hhc 6 лет назад
Never again shall I eat whilst watching your lovely show, I nearly choked on my rice and peas
@MarcosElMalo2
@MarcosElMalo2 3 года назад
He chokes on his rice and peas. Something will turnip.
@jozeforlos
@jozeforlos 6 лет назад
I literally can't even. Great video. One of the best.
@asskicker6557
@asskicker6557 6 лет назад
Man this made my day still laughing,,,when it went blooooppp i lost it lol,,,really like your vids man
@dbowpku
@dbowpku 6 лет назад
Instructions unclear.
@95Pinkey
@95Pinkey 6 лет назад
Dick stuck in Rollie.
@greatnortherntroll6841
@greatnortherntroll6841 6 лет назад
It can do double duty as a tube steak toaster, too! Yummy! Ruined eggs AND Scorched sausage!
@kirk4590
@kirk4590 6 лет назад
Nailed it! As always. Thanks Ave.
@user-ni6pi6ez3o
@user-ni6pi6ez3o 6 лет назад
one of the best YT channels, TY.
@PuchMaxi
@PuchMaxi 6 лет назад
Run it on 240V for quick cooking!
@artemisrumbinger4012
@artemisrumbinger4012 6 лет назад
PuchMaxi We need to call Big Clive for that. AvE is capable of it but 240v always needs a European accent. Maybe AvE could do it in French.
@PuchMaxi
@PuchMaxi 6 лет назад
I concur!
@GoldSrc_
@GoldSrc_ 6 лет назад
240V? Photon ain't 'avin it, it needs a few hundreds of thousands of volts.
@descent8275
@descent8275 6 лет назад
maybe we'll get a little pop outa there
@Robeight
@Robeight 6 лет назад
Convert it to 3 phase for industrial loads.
@laynesamba
@laynesamba 6 лет назад
I have that Milwaukee Hackzall. Great tool... Holds up to being thrown across the shop in a blind rage.
@JoshuaTClark81
@JoshuaTClark81 6 лет назад
I always laugh my arse off everytime I watch Ave!
@yamspaine
@yamspaine 6 лет назад
These are so interesting.. I'm glad you're reviewing one!
@blakeworsham3026
@blakeworsham3026 6 лет назад
Yeah, best way to start a Saturday morning!
@priitmolder6475
@priitmolder6475 6 лет назад
Count you as FIRST FIRST comment! :D
@FrontSideBus
@FrontSideBus 6 лет назад
Slightly more amusing that Techmoan's review! That note also said use cooking spray before putting the eggs in lol
@drewalsup9200
@drewalsup9200 6 лет назад
I laughed so goddamn hard at this entire video. And then the eggs at the end. Nearly shat myself laughing good job AvE
@mixpick138
@mixpick138 4 года назад
I'm laughin' so hard I got tears rolling out my peepers! That 'un there is a keeper! lololol Thanks for the chuckles!
@0xbaadf00d
@0xbaadf00d 6 лет назад
I have been waiting for a proper unboxing for so long. Thanks to you for providing it finally.
@Sho81
@Sho81 6 лет назад
Check out cult moo's review on the rollie.
@breezyjr
@breezyjr 6 лет назад
I thought this was supposed to be used with scrambled eggs. Then I think it comes up the tube, a la Alien.
@alexbutts7780
@alexbutts7780 6 лет назад
oh man i havent laughed so hard in a while keep up the awesome videos.
@Thunderbelch
@Thunderbelch 6 лет назад
One of your best!
@kylegoldston
@kylegoldston 6 лет назад
Look out fellas that thing is the female version of a hot curling iron. Mark my words some drunken a-hole is gonna find out.
@garywatkins121
@garywatkins121 4 года назад
Omfg, I laughed so hard, I damn near puked! Lmfao
@coltzahradnick7285
@coltzahradnick7285 6 лет назад
Never dull moment with AvE
@aviationist
@aviationist 3 года назад
LOL! One of the funniest reviews I've ever watched.
@markemunson
@markemunson 6 лет назад
"right off the casting couch of Billy Mays." -AvE 2017
@jacobgiles2268
@jacobgiles2268 6 лет назад
Love the videos
@priitmolder6475
@priitmolder6475 6 лет назад
Count you as 1st comment!
@tartredarrow
@tartredarrow 6 лет назад
The noise that thing made when the egg dropped in took me right back to my best days. I was rolling!
@adrongarretson6195
@adrongarretson6195 5 лет назад
Some things you just can't unsee let out the smooth nice video
@theworkshopmechanicchannel3296
I think when they say “wash before use” They meant wash the yellow peace of paper 😂😂
@markhoffman4903
@markhoffman4903 6 лет назад
Holy-O-fuck!!!! 11 minutes of fucking deep belly laughing! Then scroll down and read the Dankest dirty comments ever and laughed even harder!!! Who are you people and where have you been all my life? It's like I found my long lost family!
@turtleoaks4412
@turtleoaks4412 6 лет назад
Mark Hoffman welcome to the empire of dirt where we don't judge.
@TheOneWhoMightBe
@TheOneWhoMightBe 6 лет назад
Welcome to the best and strangest comment section on RU-vid.
@chrisj1841
@chrisj1841 6 лет назад
I really enjoy all of your videos always learn something new.
@busterlee8438
@busterlee8438 6 лет назад
I had to pause this after less than 2 min to catch my breath. Scrolled down here to leave a post and laughed the tears out again at the comments. This is the best channel on the ol gargle tube.
@danielboydcooper6850
@danielboydcooper6850 6 лет назад
what the fuck did i just watch???????????????? of course i am now subbed!
@douglasalan7786
@douglasalan7786 6 лет назад
aVe. No crack required. Enjoy the journey to the center of.......the healing bench
@Growveguk
@Growveguk 6 лет назад
More she cried!!
@jakobmontgomery471
@jakobmontgomery471 3 года назад
I smile every time he opens a box. Has to use a mini chainsaw, a lathe. Anything not normal. 🤣
@hmm3265
@hmm3265 6 лет назад
This was the type of video that got me to subscribe to your channel. Great stuff!
@michelsimard1065
@michelsimard1065 6 лет назад
Are you going to have a new channel "Cooking with chef AvE" ?
@CrunchyMush
@CrunchyMush 6 лет назад
Where does one get their hands on one of those nifty plastic selector packs? I'm trying to learn about materials used in manufacturing and samples like that would help a lot in learning to identify them. I've done all the detective work I can based on the video and I'll be damned if I can find it. Even managed to get the part number off the pack (PK-11-OMP) but I can find neither hide nor hair of it.
@ronk2651
@ronk2651 6 лет назад
This was my takeaway from the video as well. I want that sample pack!
@schwig44
@schwig44 5 лет назад
mcmaster carr. they have all sorts of neat shizwaz like that. I know I can get pretty much anything they carry next day, but that's on the work account, never bought anything from them on my own so idk if that delivery is standard or a hookup my shop has
@777damage777
@777damage777 5 лет назад
Quite possibly your funniest video yet!!!
@killan001
@killan001 4 года назад
you had me in tears!
@ericchandler90
@ericchandler90 6 лет назад
You didn't read the rest of the instructions. You should've coated the goo shmoo tube with some conformal coating, or maybe some dielectric grease.
@goldfox7116
@goldfox7116 6 лет назад
Why even buy the fuse? just bypass it so it "never breaks again" ^^
@trppytoes
@trppytoes 6 лет назад
I'm so glad there's still some real entertainment around.
@mikesalm5053
@mikesalm5053 4 года назад
Dude I've watched a fuck ton of your videos, some of the multiple times Like this one and I have to say that this one for some reason cracks me up the most. 😂😂😂 I hope you keep the wisecracks and puns coming for a long time. Thanks!
@MrGunnaras
@MrGunnaras 6 лет назад
Where did you get those plastic sample packs?
@runandsnipe
@runandsnipe 6 лет назад
Gunnaras Grinkevicius McMaster Carr. They’re a plastic sampler kit
@nevermorefuzzy
@nevermorefuzzy 6 лет назад
Have a nice holiday AvE i removed my comments about social norms rock on with the "beat stick" dont hold back...
@aaalbert
@aaalbert 6 лет назад
I'm always amazed by your professional package openers.
@steve0face
@steve0face 6 лет назад
the sound that thing made is priceless!
@NextGenesis88
@NextGenesis88 6 лет назад
But can I put weed in it bro?
@edwardallen3062
@edwardallen3062 6 лет назад
I quit my job today!
@edwardallen3062
@edwardallen3062 6 лет назад
Trading a bread knife for a chainsaw for frog snacks!
@user-ni6pi6ez3o
@user-ni6pi6ez3o 6 лет назад
huh?
@gamermartin6204
@gamermartin6204 6 лет назад
I tend to only come here for the take aparts of consumer stuff but i do love them
@stuffyours
@stuffyours 5 лет назад
This may be your best work yet buddy!
@dez5504
@dez5504 6 лет назад
AvE my father R.I.P used to make mining parts he said he did horizontal boring but I never got the chance to watch him as he passed when I was young could you show me or explain what it is id be very grateful thanks
@vladimirgrundler8062
@vladimirgrundler8062 6 лет назад
8:15
@OperatorIHC
@OperatorIHC 6 лет назад
Perfect unboxing technique, as always.
@robertalms7872
@robertalms7872 2 года назад
Another awesome video!!
@zuilok
@zuilok 6 лет назад
WTF is that thing even for? And my smoker has no electronicals in it! just an old 200l thick sidewall drum cut in half. Fire and smoke is all it takes!
@JackstandJohnny
@JackstandJohnny 6 лет назад
So you fire up a massive steel drum smoker every time you want to cook eggs?
@laughingachilles
@laughingachilles 6 лет назад
Why would anyone buy this waste of materials? A frying pan is cheaper, more versatile, will produce a better meal and it is easier to clean.
@dazz318
@dazz318 6 лет назад
My autistic son uses one, better than burning the house down with our gas cooktop.
@laughingachilles
@laughingachilles 6 лет назад
What kind of rubbish gas cooker do you have that can burn down your house just because someone uses it?
@laughingachilles
@laughingachilles 6 лет назад
Get a girlfriend/boyfriend, or a water bottle.
@wiedehopf9068
@wiedehopf9068 6 лет назад
gas cooker has open flames. and if someone who's not that mentally fit bad things can happen. thermostat controlled electric heating element much safer then.
@douglasalan7786
@douglasalan7786 6 лет назад
Yeah but can you fukkit ? I suppose you could take " beating your meat" to the next level with one tho
@spencurai
@spencurai 6 лет назад
Whoa...gettin' haute with the end-of-video infomercial! Good for a laugh or three!
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