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Borat - Karate Lessons & American Hobbies 

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@jasmineolivine
@jasmineolivine 11 лет назад
"i don't know that you can silence a woman" this guy gets it.
@mindfreaksaad
@mindfreaksaad 3 года назад
Legend
@crimson3356
@crimson3356 3 года назад
FAVORITE part.
@christophersimmons2062
@christophersimmons2062 3 года назад
“Everybody children dance ahh ohh now... and, so, that had meaning for me.”
@barbyzupancic
@barbyzupancic 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@darkheartlightsoul
@darkheartlightsoul 3 года назад
Amen
@TissDiss
@TissDiss 8 лет назад
What a nice martial arts instructor.
@BURN1NGx1NS1D3
@BURN1NGx1NS1D3 6 лет назад
SugarButt yes a very patient guy
@to_kyo9388
@to_kyo9388 4 года назад
@@repiola3655 That was a false allegation.
@peterpenn8464
@peterpenn8464 4 года назад
Source?
@repiola3655
@repiola3655 4 года назад
@@to_kyo9388 Oh well good then he is not a pedo.
@repiola3655
@repiola3655 4 года назад
@@peterpenn8464 I can't remember now.
@DaveKarl
@DaveKarl 14 лет назад
The fact that Sacha is Jewish himself makes this Jew Claw thing 10 times funnier!
@solidsnake9898
@solidsnake9898 3 года назад
It’s the reason why he is able to get away with it
@redline5579
@redline5579 3 года назад
Solid Snake replying to 10 years comment nice
@DaveKarl
@DaveKarl 3 года назад
@@redline5579 - Yup. Appreciate it.
@doiron12
@doiron12 3 года назад
Yes! It makes it fine to act the fool to represent the Jewish People. Im sure they are greateful to have him represent the faith.
@jessenoneofyobussines7560
@jessenoneofyobussines7560 3 года назад
He legit got chased out of a synagogue. What a troll
@tarekbaziz
@tarekbaziz 3 года назад
The karate instructor is a real decent human being..respect
@tarekbaziz
@tarekbaziz 3 года назад
@sam sol damn !!! Appearances are damn deceiving indeed...well the results of that DNA test are still pending so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt
@prod.byricky1040
@prod.byricky1040 3 года назад
@@tarekbaziz nah he was falsely accused, a lot of kids trained under him have commenter in this video saying he’s innocent
@Neidou
@Neidou 2 года назад
"How can I stop my wife from raping me? Maybe show her more love" Yea... Decent...
@LaMilice.
@LaMilice. 2 года назад
@@Neidou my thoughts exactly...
@lavs8696
@lavs8696 2 года назад
being a pedophile is decent? k
@archilzhvania6242
@archilzhvania6242 3 года назад
The 3 people from the last minutes look like they're each doing their own Borat-like troll shows secretly.
@djblazro
@djblazro 3 года назад
Bro they're all actors
@MechanicalRabbits
@MechanicalRabbits 3 года назад
@@djblazro they're not, the whole premise of the show was tricking people into believing they were about to meet an actual foreigner reporter before dropping Borat in.
@shoutatthesky
@shoutatthesky 3 года назад
Imagine if they're all trolling!?
@adwayduttagupta9887
@adwayduttagupta9887 2 года назад
They all are Bisexuals except Borat.
@shoutatthesky
@shoutatthesky 2 года назад
@@adwayduttagupta9887 He big time pangloss sexual. He toss coin for best possible world😁
@Chthonian121
@Chthonian121 3 года назад
"Children, chilren, chirldreeeeen" LOL WHAT
@Benlovesscience
@Benlovesscience 3 года назад
first thing that comes to mind:
@ruicorreia7882
@ruicorreia7882 3 года назад
That was creepy as hell.
@sasazivanovic777
@sasazivanovic777 3 года назад
Hahaha Wtf.
@ajigotto_amygdala
@ajigotto_amygdala 3 года назад
ahhh ahhh
@mrsantoro8306
@mrsantoro8306 2 года назад
He’s a Biden supporter.
@barneycoles
@barneycoles 16 лет назад
that was great when he gave the guy two kisses to greet him and when the woman went in for a kiss he just bowed his head she had no idea what to do lol
@IGRETRO
@IGRETRO 3 года назад
He just doesn't see a woman as an equal, more like a thing
@johnames6430
@johnames6430 3 года назад
@@IGRETRO no, it's a sign of respect, you don't go around touching, hugging, or kissing women who aren't your wife, mother, or immediate family
@dead_yami
@dead_yami 3 года назад
@@johnames6430 bro this is borat
@danmaddox2849
@danmaddox2849 Год назад
He does that throughout the whole movie lol
@jannatteja4651
@jannatteja4651 3 года назад
For some reason borat's sniffing did not creep me out as much as the "children" guy's sniffing did
@redneck_3383
@redneck_3383 3 года назад
Ikr cause we know borat is just playing a character but the other guy is just sniffing him because he wants to???!?!?!?
@LeviForWaifu
@LeviForWaifu 3 года назад
Don't talk about our elected president like that
@redneck_3383
@redneck_3383 3 года назад
@@LeviForWaifu What?
@johnames6430
@johnames6430 3 года назад
You mean Biden?
@LeviForWaifu
@LeviForWaifu 3 года назад
@@johnames6430 good someone gets the joke.
@nighthawk0077
@nighthawk0077 3 года назад
After watching this I think American hobbies are stranger than Kazakhstan.
@StrangeTamer178
@StrangeTamer178 3 года назад
Rape and table tennis?
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 3 года назад
@@StrangeTamer178 shoot dog.
@HazelnutEr
@HazelnutEr 2 года назад
Eating horses
@user-el5vr8bi9j
@user-el5vr8bi9j 2 года назад
@@AA-hg5fk Snoop dog?
@Lawrance_of_Albania
@Lawrance_of_Albania 2 года назад
You guys are all gone to shit in your heads, i miss times when people used to be normal
@ScreaminEmu
@ScreaminEmu 3 года назад
“Everybody children dance ahh ohh now... and, so, that had meaning for me.”
@sanjitkolaprath2633
@sanjitkolaprath2633 3 года назад
@TheBrabon1 why is everybody finding it creepy? It just sounds something random to me
@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov
@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov 3 года назад
@@sanjitkolaprath2633 how much is the autism benefit? You sound like someone who gets support from the government for your disability
@caret4812
@caret4812 3 года назад
@@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov get some air moron
@thebrutusmars
@thebrutusmars 3 года назад
@@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov Lol what an ass
@thecatsonholiday5932
@thecatsonholiday5932 3 года назад
Joe Biden would love to join in, he's got a real problem with the sniffing. Major creepy!
@atrio1136
@atrio1136 3 года назад
The face palm from the guy when the other one sniffs Borats butt 😂 6:59
@joystickcasaa8148
@joystickcasaa8148 3 года назад
Lol he's trying so hard not to laugh throughout that whole part
@wastefellow2569
@wastefellow2569 3 года назад
C H I L D R E N
@adwayduttagupta9887
@adwayduttagupta9887 2 года назад
Basically, it's all been scripted.
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 2 года назад
@@adwayduttagupta9887 It isn't, Borat is just a genius.
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 2 года назад
@@adwayduttagupta9887 Reactions are too natural to be scripted.
@howtoshootstraighthtss4948
@howtoshootstraighthtss4948 3 года назад
The children guy seems like a creep... btw the karate guy is a great person.
@comieliphtrip8739
@comieliphtrip8739 3 года назад
Proper nonce
@Captain_Willard
@Captain_Willard 3 года назад
Yea wtf is going on there
@Mordecaigut
@Mordecaigut 2 года назад
Agreed
@professionalboycottservice7872
@professionalboycottservice7872 2 года назад
He's a pdf
@wtfvideos6
@wtfvideos6 5 месяцев назад
he said his name Gaylin
@rankingmate7954
@rankingmate7954 3 года назад
Still impressed how borat survive the entire movie without getting shot in the head
@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights
@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights 2 года назад
He has a jar of gypsy tears to protect him from harm
@dirtyoldmano
@dirtyoldmano Год назад
People weren't so sensitive poosies back then
@49metal
@49metal 12 лет назад
No. It is not sad. It is us who do the kill.
@shannonborck757
@shannonborck757 7 лет назад
"everybody dancing nowww" "oh that's nice!!" lmao
@jacek5244
@jacek5244 4 года назад
You gotta give props to the instructor cause Borat was trying to trick him into Jew or women bashing talk but he kept it cool.
@lavs8696
@lavs8696 2 года назад
ya he was only convicted of beind a pedophile, not a racist, great
@jacek5244
@jacek5244 2 года назад
@@lavs8696 didn't know that. What is his name?
@lavs8696
@lavs8696 2 года назад
@@jacek5244 danny passmore
@Bless-cs9ct
@Bless-cs9ct 10 месяцев назад
No not true. Sacha Cohen always does jew jokes since he a jew himself.
@jacek5244
@jacek5244 10 месяцев назад
@@Bless-cs9ct I wasn't saying Sacha is an antisemite. As a comedian, he often talks people into saying some awful stuff (if it's really what those people think is not here to decide), but this guy really kept his cool and said nothing antisemitic, he didn't catch the bait. Good for him!
@albe1500
@albe1500 3 года назад
1:49 Sasha seems to be impressed by the anti-claw defense
@chloekit4861
@chloekit4861 3 года назад
The Jew claw bit is something my friends and I still do as our inside joke lmfao 😂 😂 😆
@olsonbryce777
@olsonbryce777 3 года назад
That's not an inside joke lol
@ernstthalmann4306
@ernstthalmann4306 3 года назад
Just be careful who hears that lmao 🤣
@beardedloon77
@beardedloon77 2 года назад
But have you learnt the Kazakh bear defence against the claw?🤣🤣
@TheZabuza49
@TheZabuza49 10 лет назад
And the Jew come with the claw And the Jew come with the claw ... ...And the Jew come with the claw xD lmao
@Ppap750
@Ppap750 7 лет назад
Jones Lee And you can use two. Knock away.
@shannonborck757
@shannonborck757 7 лет назад
Truman Burgess lmao the Jew claw:) I always reference this to others and theyre completely lost lol.
@joeykirby8058
@joeykirby8058 7 лет назад
Truman Burgess just knock it away
@mazzgoldie9149
@mazzgoldie9149 Год назад
​@@joeykirby8058 ,😂
@DarthFurie
@DarthFurie 3 года назад
The poor karate instructor was so wholesome lol
@lloydlobo2053
@lloydlobo2053 3 года назад
"David.. what is a this, David ?" 😂
@yeezmanualbottime8213
@yeezmanualbottime8213 3 года назад
The 3 people from the last minutes look like they're each doing their own Borat-like troll shows secretly.
@409raul
@409raul 8 лет назад
and the jew come with the claw!
@nickjohnson8537
@nickjohnson8537 7 лет назад
EyesOfTheLion 11 they can do two
@liambauwens8305
@liambauwens8305 3 года назад
Shit had me rolling on the ground
@dave1secondago
@dave1secondago 3 года назад
lol
@mrbriceno3949
@mrbriceno3949 3 года назад
Ahahaha
@DavidSiciliano2100
@DavidSiciliano2100 3 года назад
You knock away...
@I_am_a_cat_
@I_am_a_cat_ 3 года назад
"I don't think you can silence a woman." LOL. Truth
@miguelzavaleta1911
@miguelzavaleta1911 2 года назад
LMFAO
@Gearz86
@Gearz86 9 лет назад
how to prevent from being raped? show them more love. lesson learned,
@TheMrExemplar
@TheMrExemplar 6 лет назад
Gearz86 true
@BoxNbox
@BoxNbox 5 лет назад
It's only apply to men!
@koreysmith4874
@koreysmith4874 4 года назад
Gearz86 😂😂
@stuisart6108
@stuisart6108 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AngIezi
@AngIezi 3 года назад
@@BoxNbox don’t forget.
@Lowkey-NoPressure
@Lowkey-NoPressure 12 лет назад
"I dont know that you can silence a woman" lololol
@bahauddintamhid2305
@bahauddintamhid2305 3 года назад
You can see from his eyes that Sacha actually grew respect for the karate instructor.
@USAEuropeBrotherhood
@USAEuropeBrotherhood 3 года назад
OMG the last part 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️ That was probably the last time they had these meetings hahaha🤣
@lowrytv6736
@lowrytv6736 3 года назад
I would love to show this to somebody who has never seen Borat or knows that it is a character and tell them watch this guy from a small village travel around America and how everything is new to him.
@atrio1136
@atrio1136 3 года назад
I had a friend who watched the first Borat film and he thought it was a real documentary. He was shocked when i told him it was Ali G afterwards.
@sofiakathalina7835
@sofiakathalina7835 4 года назад
Few seconds in, I already knew this Dojo Master is a cool guy
@strangenessEPR
@strangenessEPR 2 года назад
“If your wife tries to rape you, show her more love.” Imagine saying this to a woman being sexually abused by her husband.
@chinesename8417
@chinesename8417 2 года назад
To be fair that was a very unexpected question for the karate guy and he probably didn’t know what to say
@drivingmylifeaway7149
@drivingmylifeaway7149 2 года назад
Sexually abused 🤣😂🤣 emotionally weak with antinder account is more like it
@Kakyoinmilfhunter0712
@Kakyoinmilfhunter0712 Год назад
He obviously knew he was joking
@lurchlogan
@lurchlogan 6 лет назад
"Everybody Children Dance Uh-Oh Now"!!!
@plemgrubern
@plemgrubern 8 лет назад
CHILDREN CHILDREN
@yes1sir1no1sir
@yes1sir1no1sir 8 лет назад
+Dog Blues Everybody dance now
@alextrabal6500
@alextrabal6500 8 лет назад
mmyeess
@tolbeepies2057
@tolbeepies2057 7 лет назад
chIIIiiiIIIiiiildREN CHIL-dren. CHIIIIIIL-dren.
@nunosilvacycling6769
@nunosilvacycling6769 3 года назад
That dude is creepy, even Borat felt that ahah
@superpandamanCY
@superpandamanCY 13 лет назад
david what is dis david? hahaahahaha. love the way he says it
@SamTimelapseMan
@SamTimelapseMan 3 года назад
When you realize there is more content of him on RU-vid than in his movies: he really wanted his movies to be perfect, he did so many bits there were even some that didn't make it. He even talked about a porn video he pretended to act in but it couldn't make it in the film.
@Scrapzilla69
@Scrapzilla69 3 года назад
I think most of these are from the Ali-G show, way before the movies
@robertcetl7358
@robertcetl7358 3 года назад
@@Scrapzilla69 That's correct. Personally, I prefer these older clips to the feature films. I think the short-sketch format suits this type of comedy much better.
@peggysue686
@peggysue686 6 лет назад
3:04 Comes out looking like Freddie Mercury
@riprider2
@riprider2 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@firefly361
@firefly361 3 года назад
He wants to break free.
@ghivifahmi4252
@ghivifahmi4252 3 года назад
Well SBC was almost casted for Bohemian Rhapsody...
@japancine
@japancine 3 года назад
He was actually casting for the movie as Freddie Mercury
@tomelifeisjustonebig
@tomelifeisjustonebig 15 лет назад
David, what is this David?
@atotallynormalperson3310
@atotallynormalperson3310 3 года назад
huh
@BayviewFinch
@BayviewFinch 7 лет назад
"You look older."
@tipicofutbal
@tipicofutbal Год назад
Borat giving us lesson about Kazakhstan hobbies with a straight face is just freakin hilarious! Especially when he says disco dancing, archery, RAPE,... Like it's just another common past time. 🤣🤣🤣
@dirtyoldmano
@dirtyoldmano Год назад
I was shocked when he finished with table tennis.
@remonedo5225
@remonedo5225 7 лет назад
Karate Instructor: "Hold me down and get on top" lol
@Elmasdrakosinfenixov
@Elmasdrakosinfenixov 2 года назад
The children guy made Borat look normal
@realchilldude1271
@realchilldude1271 2 года назад
6:56 I am DYING LAUGHING XD he just ropes people right into his game lmfao I love it so much XD hes such a con artist XD
@rileypoole1234
@rileypoole1234 14 лет назад
WTF?!?! children....children.....chILLLdren
@nacho8982
@nacho8982 3 года назад
Mom: The food isnt that hot The food: 3:06
@HuyTran-wx9yi
@HuyTran-wx9yi 5 лет назад
The smelling at the end hahahaha
@pepe_s1lvia
@pepe_s1lvia 3 года назад
3:40, love how they made a callback to this and used it in Borat 2 trailer
@poorsonwelles
@poorsonwelles 13 лет назад
children. children. chiiiilllldreeennnnnn.
@Kenedamick
@Kenedamick 6 лет назад
"WHAT IS BEST MOVE TO SILENCE A WOMAN"
@Kenedamick
@Kenedamick 6 лет назад
The "tishnik massacre" drawing HAHAHAH
@exploringwithbrad1652
@exploringwithbrad1652 3 года назад
"Mine says everybody dance now children hay".. filled with intelligence
@addemanns
@addemanns 15 лет назад
children children.. imagine meeting that guy on the street like "chiiiiildren... chiiiiiildren..." haha freaks me out xd
@juanpabloabriola7365
@juanpabloabriola7365 2 года назад
He is like a robot sexual predator ahhaa. Thats creepy
@depecheddurand
@depecheddurand 25 дней назад
That karate guy was genuinly very humble .
@vivekjkumar5797
@vivekjkumar5797 3 года назад
damn sacha is such a talented musician. he plays so many instruments.
@MP-tf7cc
@MP-tf7cc 3 года назад
The smelling part makes me laugh for 5 minutes.
@JuGgala22
@JuGgala22 15 лет назад
I bought the two seasons years ago and still laughing as hard after all those millions views!
@dizavo
@dizavo 2 года назад
i love the way he kisses the men at 4:15 then nods to the woman so respectful
@musicislife1010
@musicislife1010 15 лет назад
haha i love this so much. and i love how hes speaking polish in the begining (opposite the english).
@klaxcuy591
@klaxcuy591 3 года назад
this guy is a genius how can he not laugh!
@feartheblazer
@feartheblazer 4 года назад
“everyyy bodyyy daaance..now”
@jordanhass6152
@jordanhass6152 3 года назад
I have to agree the karate guy such a nice person didn't talk s*** about Muslim about Jews about woman what a nice human being God bless him
@martybreeden6116
@martybreeden6116 Год назад
One of the all time great scenes!!😅😅😅
@shawn2196
@shawn2196 8 лет назад
Loved the borat movie
@JohnThomas-yo1no
@JohnThomas-yo1no 2 года назад
“Children”? Investigate that mans browsing history.
@EivinSukoi
@EivinSukoi 3 года назад
Jim Carrie did the famous " Jew claw" on the film" Liar liar"
@kursattuncer8928
@kursattuncer8928 2 года назад
The way he smooth his voice by saying niceee is priceless
@DannyG3E
@DannyG3E 12 лет назад
EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!
@MacBobby1408
@MacBobby1408 3 года назад
This man just said “rape” is a hobby. What a fucking legend 🤣😂
@davemustaki134
@davemustaki134 3 года назад
This was the real Borat!
@aidanscorner847
@aidanscorner847 2 года назад
The way he’s actually having fun at the end
@DINXIII
@DINXIII 9 месяцев назад
I always learn something
@derstj1985
@derstj1985 3 года назад
Really liked the yoga "temple" in the rented appartement
@whataboutredlorry
@whataboutredlorry 15 лет назад
woah... what the fuck was that last class he went to???? I've done some pretty trippy classes before but that is.... just another level. I'd be laughing my ass off If I was there...
@jordonwest9009
@jordonwest9009 3 года назад
Everybody dance now😂😂😂
@deezer989
@deezer989 Год назад
The claw kills me every time!
@libatonvhs
@libatonvhs 2 года назад
It's so cute when he starts to dance randomly at 3:51
@wiresharkhk2946
@wiresharkhk2946 3 года назад
This is so funny ! he just keeps saying everybody dance now ! lol
@chisicilian
@chisicilian 3 года назад
He almost lost it in the end, even the old hippy was laughing 😂
@Jezierox
@Jezierox 3 года назад
THE CLAW THE CLAW THE CLAW
@understone
@understone 25 дней назад
Oh that was nice
@ryanparkercolour
@ryanparkercolour Месяц назад
I love how he’s coordinated enough to do the running man but he can’t swing the cricket bat. 😆
@Fredo5227
@Fredo5227 12 лет назад
This is so bizarre I went to that karate place when I was younger!!
@keepingcalm
@keepingcalm 2 года назад
“Everybody dance now, children oooh, ahhh that had meaning for me “ 😅😅
@SenseiEli
@SenseiEli 3 года назад
So now I know what to answer if ever Borat comes to my Dojo. . . Or not...
@pauloverzosa7199
@pauloverzosa7199 3 года назад
The intro song is actually kinda fire
@TheLipsick
@TheLipsick 3 года назад
Commenting for the nostalgia
@JohnnySack-eu6xg
@JohnnySack-eu6xg 9 месяцев назад
The children guy should actually be investigated lmao
@kipoot6564
@kipoot6564 2 года назад
this guy's funny, i think they should make a movie about him
@happy240man
@happy240man 3 месяца назад
2:43 the fact he tried to take down the instructor 🤣
@mifino
@mifino 3 года назад
6:58 sacha trying so hard to squeeze out a fart right now
@lickgirlsassholes4380
@lickgirlsassholes4380 3 года назад
Hey Mikael finstad
@kbsubliminals1096
@kbsubliminals1096 3 года назад
You are good.
@Fredo5227
@Fredo5227 12 лет назад
And the weird thing is that I watched this segment over and over back on DVD and never realized that was my school in my town.
@AlderDragon
@AlderDragon 11 лет назад
That door sound effect at 3:04 sounds EXACTLY like in the game Morrowind.
@Maverick180c
@Maverick180c 3 года назад
You n'wah!
@boriserjavec6470
@boriserjavec6470 Год назад
Haha YES!
@hansgunter5071
@hansgunter5071 3 года назад
Dziękuje
@rajr1089
@rajr1089 3 года назад
Everybody dance now in a harmonium 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@linkxzno8758
@linkxzno8758 3 года назад
That guy in the back is laughing his ass off while they are sniffing eachother
@M2theIdget726
@M2theIdget726 3 года назад
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, California
@zroman123
@zroman123 2 года назад
Nice man 😎
@angelruizdiaz7794
@angelruizdiaz7794 3 года назад
Boraaaat time to plaaaay!!!
@conradkenneth5216
@conradkenneth5216 3 года назад
Greetings from the international space station!
@rianmerklin7764
@rianmerklin7764 7 месяцев назад
3:25 Borat is just dropping the Theme Song of Game of thrones 15 years Before it was Published :)
@Tetrahidrokanabinola
@Tetrahidrokanabinola 3 года назад
1:15 Borats look on his face Priceless
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