Borderlands 2 - Krieg: A Meat Bicycle Built For Two Short Film 

+Crazy Potato Eat your heart out David Cage.....

+Pink Lemonade (Sawne) but you can only see one of his eyes.

+Krieg The Psycho "I'M GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!"

BL3 can't even do that with a whole cast of characters.

I'll do everything to watch that show 030

10/10 would join on mr bones wild ride

Same

Not quite the same but The Maxx might sate some of that intrigue.

Same here

Well, kinda like me: "i have the shiniest meat bicycle"

Lol you're not the only one, though from a different circumstance, I say it in public whenever im riding with my friends car I scream out the window "IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!" XD I still do that to this day and so does my friends.

Dude I just sent a link to this video to my crush and said this is me trying to flirt with you lol

I agree with you. I think it's because I love maya and Krieg is just badass

maybe because we now know krieg can act/talk "normal" under certain circumstances

He really has to try, but it's there. He has the potential to regain control. And that's why I love that line so much.

In one of his revival perks (forgot name, mania tree) he SAYS IN A NORMAL VOICE: You don’t deserve this, I do.

I like to think of it more as the sense of negotiation between the two minds Tell her to look back now!/I don't have to listen to you!!! No listen to me/NEVER!!!! if you don't listen to me, she's gonna die and it's gonna be your fault!/[struggles and Realizes that the threats aren't about him]Turn around pretty lady!!! I love to think that the psycho half admitted "Fine, you're right" as he also cared for Maya, like a two halfs of the same whole kinda deal. And when he said that line it was like a "For the first time in years we spoke to each other" kinda thing.

He has such a way with words 💜

he has a lot of ingame responses to use it like that)

+Liverepus Genicide It was so badass it made the rat just fall over dead from fear.

+Danny Caracciolo No he died from the pain that was put into his soul.

Danny Caracciolo *spear of justice*

Best pickup line ever. Period.

DrBoxable I'm pretty sure the best pickup line is "I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER!"

pikachulover88 BEST PICK UP LINE. . .EVA

***** [laughter] MEEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!

"Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now?"

love that part

"YoUR fAmILY IS NEeExT!"

"NObOdy kILLs ME but ME!!!"

Just Justin l

Dr. Sancheese IM A MEAT BICYCLE

Still better than Twilight ;D

my shit landing in a toilet is a better love story than twilight

Your comment "my shit landing in a toilet is a better love story than twilight" made me lol.

:D

***** YES MA'AM.

+Cole Cox That was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard... I am swimming in a pool of tiny psycho tears right now :')

+Wolfielagg Um...I don't wanna be the one to burst your bubble, buuut thats blood. And Intestines. Also smells like poop. Sorry mate.

***** Even BETTER! Haahahaa!

+Cole Cox omg im going to stell that from you not real just going to put on the back of something for my hubby

good one hehe

I played the game with Krieg before watching this video lol, but yeah pretty easy to make this mistake...

Ryo White yeah, I thought so too the first time i saw it.

Thats part of the point, The camera angles are supposed to set you up to think that hes the guy narrating even talkin in the past tense about the scene (the monologue is in the past tense at that point... "I didnt even know the man" The angle then cuts to the hanging feet of a dead man.. implying that rifle dude... killed the dude hanging .... then it cuts to kreig sitting on the rock .... the inner voice stating he wants to tell the guy to run..... and meat bicycle being what he screams after that point he(Kriegs inner voice) narrates in the present tense for the rest of the trailer (as this inner memory of killing the rifleman is occuring while hes walking on the train tracks) its very very well done IMO

Ok, so he can deck you in 3 seconds flat, he has incredible throw accuracy & they wanna give him a GUN?! Yeah, I'm taking the next shuttle off Pandora A.S.A.P.

SAME

I knowwwwww fucmkkkmmmm

MeldThe Steel Just wait for BL3. Maybe the BL2 protagonists are gonna end up like the BL1 protagonists. Like leading another rebellion, or a cult.

Jamie Diamond its not confirmed there might even be a borderlands 3 :/

rocks473561 It's not confirmed yet, but its series that sells well, has a dedicated fan base and had the last chronological game end off with a huge sequel hook. I have a feeling that they're gonna make BL3 sometime in the future.

+Jamie Diamond it's actually confirmed mate, they said there putting all there efforts into borderlands 3 after battle born released in May

+TheKillerham5ter Yeah, every once in a while he'll say something like, "huh... that was pretty awesome."

Oh cool i didn't realise

+TheKillerham5ter sometimes when you go rampage you hear "NO! DON'T DO IT!" or you can hear "crazy Krieg" say "I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"

Sometimes, when you Redeem someones soul, the Inner Krieg says "You don't deserve this, I do" which is god damn cool for me :E

It does sometimes, mostly when you join a game (I hear it quite often where that "inner Krieg" goes "Remember, if you hurt anybody innocent I will just end you.") but it can happen whenever you hit yourself with Confusion or activate the ability (without the bonus effects of his Badass variant)

Eh??.....Close enough

Adrian Brozek Every story is a better story than twilights love story. Even without a love story.

Adrian Brozek That series is long over. Let that joke go. At this point it's not beating the dead horse. It's reanimating it and riding it into the ground.

Cynical Cthulhu So what you're saying is, it's like screwing a vampire?

Ryan Wagner Well at least the vampire has more movement left in it. Just don't let one blow you XD

The CheeseKing I counter with 50 Shades of Gray.

Tiny Tina has also earned her place as #1 on my list. If you can live off only crumpets for nearly 10 years you're officially badass

My top 5 Borderlands characters are: 1.) Tiny Tina 2.) Krieg 3.) Mister Torgue 4.) Zer0 5.) Claptrap

if people think that Krieg is Tina's old man....then who do think could be Tina's mom? future Borderlands 3 character?

23gameoverlord Both Tina's parents are confirmed dead.

What about Gaige? I like her too.

can't forget the Big Brains in Fallout New Vegas

Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid

Тетя Марфа hes mad, not psycho. ;)

Pauline Laing NOT THE ARM, NOT THE SPINE, FACE!!! FACESHOT, IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HHHHHNG! YOU PULL THE TRIGGER, BRAINS EVERYWHERE, BOOM, SPLAT, YAY!!! Yeah, that guy was pretty much a psycho, at least he didn't harm anybody, Krieg wants to swallow throats here, after all.

What about Kefka?

but, but, nut that would take out all he fun with playing as krieg...

Joe luetkehans If they do what they did in BL2, it would work. A whole new group of vault hunters, and they stumble upon Krieg during a mission. Only he's a classy gentleman now, who occasionally lets psycho statements slip out every once in a while. I'd support that.

***** The presequel is, but not 3

thetbonemc That would be actually pretty awesome. I wouldn't say a "gentleman" (taking "gentleman" as sir hammerlock, for instance), but "normal" with the few psycho statements here and there, it'd be nice indeed.

thetbonemc i think thats the best idea in the world

Super badass mutant psychos. Krieg can become one, but they'll kick your ass first time you meet one.

I hear that, I fucking hated the find the fire hawk missions because of them. Now I literally let them get me to 30% so it can be a "fair" fight

Nate Johnson First time I played, I ran into the first one. That took a lot of my ammo but I killed it. Then the second one spawned.

115madmax or died of fear

115madmax I'm pretty sure that bandit died, actually

dominic garcia He IS pretty cut for a crazy homeless guy :)

dominic garcia As a psycho, yes

dominic garcia alot of trenbolone and no carbs..lol !

+tyler radikov If you were trying to talk like zero it was supposed to be said in haiku.

***** No, Haiku.

***** And Meat Bycycles. Don´t forget the Meat Bycycles.

You should consult a docter if you receive the following: joy puke face lasers and inabblity to frown

Parker Barry uh.....what?

Bucketninja That moment when you want to make first step but your overwhelming insane personality wants to BE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN! #justkrieg'sthings

I think he just scared him senseless

Agreed, didn't killed him...

Matheus Diefenthaeler Could've given him a heart attack. :P

Christopherprime 22 lol yeah, maybe xD

Diamond Golem look

Slow arse plasma bolts and Krieg was taking cover...

Was the anarchy skill for the siren too?

TheLegendOfJoey It's for Gaige the Mechromancer.

Wow, this joke is really going over peoples heads...

Derek Luckas Yes it is...

Way better

Makenzie Horn yep pretty much

Twilight had a love story? I swear just saw comedy there...

Matheus Diefenthaeler it was too painfully awkward to be funny to me

Devan Weathers hmmmmm... Yeah, good one.

How do you know, could just be a Spinigun

+Soul Omen ...... I bet you're tons of fun at parties

+LEROY JENKINS Leeroy* Meme in good spirits.

+LEROY JENKINS my friend spammed shreddifier in a game once and it lagged so hard it kicked both of us out of the match.

+LEROY JENKINS Nope, the Shreddifier has a unique skin and that's not it. Actually, don't think any Spinigun has that colour scheme but it IS a Vladof Spinigun, that much I know and it's not the Shreddifier or Lead Storm.

+Erza “Titania” Scarlet best quote I've heard in gaming, ever!

It's in the game?

Erza Scarlet well he does mention something about a meat bicycle, if I remember correctly. But even tho THIS quote is only in the trailer, it's still an awesome quote in gaming!

Ok then.

yeah one of his many quotes

***** LOL! XD

PPPPPPOoOOOOoOooOOOoOOppp!!!!!!

Oh great now the "Rats" are arriving, turn around siren, Turn around or you're Dead Tell her to look Back!!, NOW!!!

+57kirbyTV no listion to me!

Shad0wReaper1 SALT THE WOUND!!!

Have you seen the helmet he's wearing

the one that cuts of any sense of peripheral vision and covers his face almost entirely?

TheAmericanGamer Yeah, that one. *replies to a 3-month-old comment...leedleleedleleedle*

@@djephery 3 months? That's chump change, try 5 years.

He's got two personalities inside his head. The psycho one controls the body, the normal one just tries to limit the psycho one to only kill the "deserving".

his logs have the crazy side and once and awhile the sane side will give its thoughts that is not about poop or even murder

very interesting guys thanks for the info :D

ZettaX Zycho Well, yeah kind of. I just assumed that he was so psycho, he couldn't really control what he says. I thought it was pretty funny, because his conscious during this film was actually quite logical. It just made me laugh as Krieg did exactly the opposite of what his mind told him to. xD

Psychoangel Krieg is suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder due to Hyperion experimenting on him. Insane!Krieg is in control of the body most of the time, but Sane!Krieg will commit suicide (taking Insane!Krieg with him) if he ever harms an innocent person.

I AM CURRENTLY NOT PREPARED FOR THE FEELINGS I AM FEELING!

+Zachhh Yeah, me too. I thought it was the guy he assassinated at the beginning.

No i thought it was some random guy

yeeaaahhh it took me a minute too

Zachhh ur not the only one.

Yeah I had the same reaction becuse it dosent sound like krieg is the one talking even though I was playing krieg while watching the video for the first time

never get's old man, never

I seriously have 83 likes on this. Wow. I deserve 83 cookies

Vegeta Prince of all Sayains The Prince of All Sayains do not need cookies you need to become SSJ 3 Vegeta.

Vegeta Prince of all Sayains Everything's a better love story than twilight :l

***** Aren't does crumpets ? I played Borderlands 2 and in that mission to get Tiny Tina some crumpets or something like that.

Lenny

blakeout Oh god the feels :( he just wanted to pet the cute puppy...

Hodor!

i don't know, Joker could possibly top Kreig in being the best mental defective.

Fuhki Shoga Best mentally defective good guy in the history of everything.*

no i am *pushes you off the train*

Foxy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*

RED Scout :3 c:

kyle moughler well i'm a potato c; I'm awesome i WIN

NIPPLE SALADS

Also sometimes during an idle dialogue the voice will remind that if he hurts the innocent,he's gonna make Krieg kill himself and Krieg gets super pissed and starts screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!"

+Brandon Lorenzo i think that's why he has bandages on both his forearms: selfharm due to the mad trying to hurt the sane -> Silence the Voices skill

Marco Zaupa That's probably right

Psychos...

what about athena? she was forced to kill her. own sister, was nearly killed by old friends who now also desided to execute her for just trying to cut ends meat

Frank West that's cuz I never knew her story

TF2 mania then play the pre-seq it's not that bad and they fixed the bossrespans belive me it's good

Frank West nah kriegs story is still the best its like no one really knows what happened to krieg except krieg and I guess gear box. You get parts of it in his pshyco ramblings but thats it.

Gearbox has confirmed that Tiny Tina's parents are dead.

Ryan Wirth Got that right! Up top! ✋

Now we know who to blame for stinking up Parrish, Alabama...

100th thumbs up and souls for the poop train!

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!!

I value your opinion on my little list here.

Thank you sir

You are welcome.

wrong

Well you should not say something is wrong when it is an opinion, but okay.

I just wish you got to hear inner Krieg while you were playing as him. Don't get me wrong his quadro-voiced insanity is hilarious and his trash talk is second to none but I'd really love some of that resigned, gravely cynicism to go with it.

dan240393 you can hear his inner voice as you're playing him. it's hard to hear him sometimes over all the noise going on, but yeah. a buddy picked my up from down state and his inner voice says "say thank you" and kreig says "nipple salads!" followed by "close enough.." there's other things upon activating his skill.

lJwSl I can't say I've ever noticed. I've never heard him say "nipple salads" either; a tad odd considering that I played him to level 18.

dan240393 Can confirm the nipple salads, was playing with the BF and he heard Krieg repeat it several times lol. Though the random stuff he says comes out different to people.

Hey, you and I have the exact same avatar pic.

Maybe, in a sense.

go fuck yourself

***** Baseless? There are many different evidences that are used in the theory, and we know that doesn't make it true; but at the same time it is plausible

Bronymuse MLP No, its baseless. The "evidences" that are used in the videos that I have seen are BS and far fetched. I am sorry that your pet conspiracy theory is bs but that is how it works. Also once again you need to do some research in it and then you will quickly find that the developers already have said no to this theory. And said that krieg is not Tiny Tina. And then we have this. Originally Posted by Anthony Burch "That is, until you find out why Tina is torturing Fleshstick: he sold Tina’s parents out to Hyperion, and she had to watch them get tortured to death in front of her (which subsequently shattered her mind and turned her into the person she is now)". That is what Anthony said about the whole thing. He also made a twitter post later but to lazy to look that up. So case closed its BS.

***** Okay, for one none of your quoting made sense with your post so please explain what your were getting at if you could; and also explain how any of the evidence is "farfetched" also.

Dude... I didn’t know you were into this franchise, UnderDawg. Krieg is my favorite fictional character of all time, and since you’re basically an MK expert, I’d like to know: Do you think it would be awesome if he somehow made it into MK11? (And I know this post is super old, I’m just responding because no one else did).

Deadpool isn't as crazy

Grievousish U sure?

Brandon Tjon-a-Soi Yeah, Deadpool's crazy, but he can still think and speak logically.

Yh he is a bit like krieg he thinks logical but just like krieg he only can say really stupid things.

Brandon Tjon-a-Soi well turn around pritty lady was a start but then again he forced him self to say that

Hell yeah he is.

Ramseas119 Lol

THANK YOU FOR RIDING THE PSYCHO EXPRESS TOOT TOOT! ALL ABOARD! I'LL BE COLLECTING YOUR TICKETS; WE HAVE BEVERAGES IN THE DINING CAR!!!

Write one about twilight

Twilight Sparkle? Sure! Twilight? Hell no.

That was a joke. -EDI

+Henry Helwig // it will be funny that if u play as kreig in bl2 the voice will tell ya somethings :P

+Sans The Skeleton it does, sometimes he tries to stop krieg from rampaging or comments on stuff happening.

"that was kinda awful, but mostly awesome" best inner voice line

The first time I used Buzz Axe Rampage at level 5 the inner voice screamed "NO! DON'T DO IT!" and it was one of the awesomest moment in my gameplay.

Marco Zaupa First time i used it, I heard " Remember what they did to you. Remember what they did to her."

is that even possible ;)?

Giulian Pirgl Yeah, I like Salvador and Zer0 but Krieg is no doubt my favourite!

Masterofpuppets If I remember there is a mission about her Parents aaaaaand they died by a guy who was invited by Tina for a tea party... I hope you know what happened next .....

You never know if they died or not. That certain tea party guest turned them into hyperion for slag experimentation. The echo you find about that is the recording of her parents screaming at tina to run while they were getting experimented on.

gearbox said that kreig isn't her dad

aw

Masterofpuppets He's her brother

Spaniard? I thought he was Mexican or Truxican?

Emmett Leone-Woods I thought he was Dominican

Right, Right this is the year 2XXX neither Mexico nor Spain exist.

Lenoh does he? Wow, I actually didn’t know that. Cool.

Amen to that.

Same here but I have a vita and will be playing it on the vita hopefully this dlc will be on it.

Ruby Blue it will have the dlc on the vita :)

Lanore Jay Unfortunately the vita version is the worst. Bad graphics, No rag dolls, No decals lots of missing things. Shame Vita has epic games Uncharted golden abyss looks amazing and it came out at launch

That would be great but we alrdy have many fan theories. One is that Krieg could be Tiny Tina's father. We presume this because sometimes when you kill a hyperion solider as him his inside voice says "Yes. Make them pay for what they did to her!" and randomly his inside voice would say "Is she alive? Did she get away?". It is obvious that Krieg was undergoing the Eridium experiments and thats what made him who he is today.

yes i understand this But you cant really pin that on Him. just from a few voice clips it could be allmost any male. also God only knows who he could be talking about. so thats y i wish they would.

Heard him, kids? Mental diseases are cool.

Hmm... you look familiar...

that picture..........looks like something I have seen before........can't quite tell though.......bah forget it!

Its GLaDOS from Portal.