Box Of Cox 

Fun fact: 00:09 is the only time in Eltorro64Rus series when a character actually noticed the engineer target board

That needs to be an official hat. They can call it "Soldier's Safety Stack" or something.

Medic: "not medicine." Spy: *SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT*

Ever since his Engineer friend died, Soldier has been trying to become clean, staying inside his house the majority of the time until his cocaine addiction wore off. One fateful night however, Soldier was trying to sleep on his bed which only consisted of a mattress, as Soldier had no job, he couldn't afford a pillow or blanket, so he used the mattress for warmth. This was not very comfortable, however, and Soldier couldn't even close his eyes. Soldier could've sworn he saw a wooden cutout of his friend, as well as hearing him shout "Soldier's a goner!" However, this was cut short after Soldier heard Medic calling to him. He got out of bed, and peered out the window. Medic, trying to tempt Soldier to re-gain his addiction, spoke to an open box in the middle. "Not medicine!" he said. Of course, he was talking about cocaine. Medic ran off with it, as a nearby Spy snorted the trail of coke behind him. Soldier saw how much fun they were having, and decided to step outside. This, of course, meant he had to go down the stairs leading to Engineer's room. Soldier tried not to think of him too much, but the staircase was proving to be quite the obstacle. Soldier proceeded to stack multiple hats to ensure protection against bad thoughts, as he quickly rolled through Engineer's room. As he emerged from his house, a nearby Demoman told the box "Scrumpy." A bottle of Demoman's favorite scrumpy emerged from the box. Sniper then asked for "Christmas morning" Multiple items emerged; a horn, can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, jar of urine, bottle of scrumpy, bottle of milk, and a couch. Sniper groaned, as it was not what he asked for. Heavy shouted "Medic!" and Medic appeared behind him, injecting his eye with a dose of Schadenfreude. This severely lowered his poly count, as he muffled "I love this doctor!" Medic then broke out into maniacal laughter. It was then Soldier's turn, as he glanced at Medic, the temptation grew larger, and he finally gave in. "Box of cox." said Soldier. A box filled with cocaine emerged from the crate, and Soldier jumped on top of it. Medic laughed again. Scout, who was lying on the floor, yelled "FIRE!" A lit lantern emerged from the box and struck Scout, setting him on fire. After Robot Soldiers chased off Heavy, Demoman stabbed himself with a broken bottle, and Spy was consumed by the box, Pyro had seen enough. He wanted to teach a lesson to everyone, as he mumbled something. A jar emerged from the box and flew into the sky. Moments later, a giant teddy bear appeared on the horizon. This frightened Soldier very much, as he ran back into his house, and got back in bed. This didn't last long, however, as the spiders of temptation engulfed him.

New weapon in Tf2 for the Medic: Not Medicine

I don't know why I love every time demo man says scrumpy

2:51 that has to be the slowest realization

I like how Soldier is just sleeping on a bare bedframe, and using the mattress like a duvet

I want me some of that Christmas Morning

I love how you can see the stalking cardboard engineer at almost all times. Lmao

8 years and Eltorro is still striking fear into the hearts of TF2 fans with these facial expressions.

*All Engie Sightings:* 0:11 Behind the filing cabinets 0:15 With Luigi in the window above Soldier's head 0:37 In the window at the right side of the screen _(seen twice there; barely visible second time)_ -0:47-- In the trees- Inconclusive 0:52 In the window just above the Eltorro64Rus watermark 1:07 In the boarded-up window 1:09 In the window _(seen thrice there)_ 1:13 In the visible window at the bottom of the stairs _(seen twice there)_ 1:42 In the boarded-up window again _(different one this time tho)_ 1:49 Behind two trees at the right of the screen 1:51 Just visible in the stairway -- after that, he isn't seen for a while 3:19 Just barely visible in the window near the top left corner of the screen 3:25 In the window in the bottom right corner 3:40 In the window to the left 3:42 Behind the barrel to the right of the fireplace Edit: In case you're wondering how many times Engie is seen, he's seen a total of 19 times Edit 2, 3/7/21: I'm not entirely sure why y'all like this, but I'm glad you do Edit 3, 5/5/24: Edited formatting and a couple of timestamps -- also crossed out the fourth entry because I'm not sure if I actually saw Engie there. I'm still not sure why you guys like this comment so much, but I'm glad you do!

New Sniper Taunt: Christmas Morning. Works exactly the same as Rancho Relaxo, except with a couch and more booze.

Soldier... scared of going down the stairs but is fine with rocket jumping higher than a 2 story building.

0:10-0:14 is a perfect example of being awake at 1 am in near pitch black darkness. you can just make out a few shapes in the room, and soon enough you start seeing and hearing things like a disappearing cardboard engie. Scary stuff.

0:11 did the engi just say "Soldier!"

I wonder if this is like a metaphorical representation of what it's like doing a hard drug that you're addicted to; like the moment you don't have it you're uncomfortable and scared (when soldier is in his room trying to avoid the spiders), and when you finally get to have it you get to enjoy that moment of unrestrained euphoria (I'm thinking the Medic would be a dealer, or that one junkie friend that can get you into really messed up stuff along with him), until things get way too trippy (when the giant teddy monster appears) and you have to come back down to reality (soldier running back to cower on his bed) and it feels ten times worse (all the spiders dropping on top of him)

so, the box is a magical box that gives you whatever you want, like sniper wanted christmas morning, so he was knocked out for what i can assume to be until christmas morning

0:10 "Soldier's a goner!" R.i.p Rick May

2:48 always makes me laugh

1:30---Wolfenstein armor in a nutshell.

Still to this day this is the best thumbnail he ever did, just by how simple it looks yet also kinda creepy and funny at the same time

I love how these seem to capture the essence of the characters while remaining it's randomness

Recipe for Christmas Morning: Soda, Milk, Piss, Whisky.

This should seriously be the anti-drug video for all schools everywhere.

*sees giant teddy bear* That's enough internet for one day.

02:37 I love the way, how Soldier says Box of Cox

Pyro's wish triggered Soldier's PTSD I also love how Heavy just deflates after the needle in the eye!

Never leave!

Just imagine trying to go to sleep at night knowing that there are several f**king giant spiders hanging above you. That's nightmare fuel right there XD.

The way he says "Not medicine?" is so satisfying.

0:09 "Soldier's a goner!"

2:35 I always die with Soldier's face. xD

You must have a level 8 helmet to use these stairs.

If I had to take a guess, "Christmas Morning" is likely the name of a powerful cocktail in this universe.

This is it. This is the vid that made me play tf2 about 6 years ago. I still play it now.

[Edit] You guys might not know this but this is a tutorial video: 1- How to climb down stairs 2- How to get wasted 3- How to create your Christmas Morning 4- How to spot if your doctor is evil 5- How to NOT cook mushrooms 6- How to kill spiders when drunk (stabbing yourself with a broken bottle) 7- How to spot if your doctor is evil part II 8- How to summon gigantic teddy bears of mass destruction 9- How to escape doom, following by more doom

How to craft Christmas morning? Easy! You'r need: 1 adrenaline, 1 milk, 1 piss.

Im suprised multiple soldier helmets never was a hat in TF2

1:30 Baskowitz in the newer Wolfenstein games when you keep picking up helmets for armor.

I question the inspiration behind these videos.

Not Medicine needs to be a weapon. Soldier's Safety Stack needs to be a hat. I need that magical box that gives you what you want.

3:20 Nobody: Also nobody: Pyro: One hundred.

After all these years it is still brilliant

1:41 Morph Ball engaged.

Sniper's Christmas morning brings back the old days.

3:44 - 3:46 This actually scared the absolute shit out of me.

Wow this thing is 10 years old. And i still remember how I watched it first time "I've been there, 3000 years ago..." I need a remake of that.

2:46 - 2:56 My favorite is the Scout who ask for FIRE

3:37 did anyone get New Weapons Soldier flashbacks?

I feel like these are stages of this man's life somehow we just have to figure it out

3:28 When you piss off the flower girl one too many times

It would appear that I'm on _that_ side of RU-vid again. But really, what's up with that insane Medic?

That ending scared the shit out of me ._.

Scout: fire Soldier: box of cox Pyro: a giant teddy bear Demo: scrumpy Heavy: sandwich robots Medic: not medicine Sniper: Christmas morning Spy: a dispenser

It was a windy night in rp_outlandsforest_v2. Soldier was in his house, trying to get some rest. It wasn't a very comfortable bed, or house. It was very dusty inside, and infested with spiders. Soldier had to hide under his mattress for warmth. Soldier looked around nervously, and saw a cardboard cutout of the Engineer behind a pile of boxes. His eyes widened, noticing it was now gone. He noticed every spider on the wall fell into a pile. This scared Soldier, and he pulled the mattress closer to his face. Suddenly, a loud crash was heard. Soldier let out a small yelp, falling off the bed into the unlit fireplace. Soldier gets up and looks around to ensure his safety. He noticed a spider was touching his hand. He flinched, falling into the fireplace. He crawled out, letting out an annoyed groan. "Soldier!" He heard a german man call. He got up and looked out the window. The man sounded impatient, it must be important. "Los, los!" He yelled. Soldier poked his head out the window, and saw Medic, Pyro, Sniper, and Demoman sitting around the campfire. Soldier smiled. "Schnell!" Medic yelled in German. "Okay!" Soldier responded with a smile. Medic looked at a large crate. "Not medicine." He said. A big jar flew out the crate into his arms, which was labeled "Not medicine". Medic smiled. He started running into the dark, spooky forest, leaving a breadcrumb trail of "Not medicine". A frenchman was heard laughing, who then slid across the floor, snorting the powder that was spread across the grass. Soldier seemed interested in the crate. He could say anything he wanted and the crate would give it to him. He walked away from the window, slapping a spider off his head, and started walking towards the front door. Until he encountered his greatest enemy: the stairs. He looked at it, knowing what would happen if he tried to walk down it without protection. He thought for a moment, and looked at a shelf stocked with helmets beside him. He put one of them on, but he didn't think it was enough. He put on another one, and four more. That was enough. He almost placed his foot on the first step, but he stopped himself. "No." He said, pointing at the stairs. He put on the last helmet on the shelf, then proceeded to roll down the stairs, through the hallway, and into the front door. He took off his helmets with a big smile on his face. He looked at his Scottish pal, who said "Scrumpy". A bottle of "Scrumpy" flew out of the crate, into his mouth. Demoman fell over. "Oh.. Bloody hell!" He exclaimed. Sniper looked at him, then at the crate. He was confused as to how a crate could summon objects out of thin air. "Christmas morning." He said hesitantly, wanting to try it out himself. A cone, a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, a jar of Mad Milk, a jar of Jarate, a bottle of "Scrumpy", and a couch flew out of the crate. The cone was shoved into Sniper's mouth, and every beverage which flew out of the crate was poured into it. The cone was removed, and the bottle was shoved into his mouth. The couch slid below his feet, and he fell onto it. The couch tipped over and flew away. Sniper was lying on the grass. He groaned, disgusted by the awful taste of radioactive soda, an unknown white substance, and his own urine. Heavy looked at the seemingly unconscious Sniper and called for Medic. Medic rose from the ground with a jolly "Ooh!". Heavy stared at him, concerned about the doctor's sanity. Medic then shoved a needle into Heavy's eye, which was most likely filled with drugs. Heavy fell down, turning into PS1 Hagrid. A muffled "I love this doctor!" could be heard from the early, low poly model. Medic laughed, feeling accomplished. It was now Soldier's turn to wish for something. He looked at the magical, maybe cursed crate. And said the object he has always desired. "Box of Cox." And so, a fat box full of cocaine flew out of the box, landing on the ground next to it. Soldier smiled, jumping onto the precious box. Medic laughed again, but it sounded much more evil. Did Medic invent this cursed crate? Meanwhile, Scout was looking at a mushroom. His eyes widened. "Fire!" He yelled. A torch flew out of the damned crate, flying into his crotch. Soon, the young Bostonian caught on fire. "I'm burning!" He screamed. Heavy, who seems to have been cured from whatever drug he was injected with, was being chased by a small cardboard robot. Another one of them jumped out of the crate. Demo drunkenly waved his broken bottle of "Scrumpy", accidentally stabbing himself in the chest with it. "Agh!" He cried. Spy wanted a dispenser, that's it. "Dummkofs!" Medic exclaimed. Spy looked inside the crate, hoping to find a dispenser, but instead falling into the crate. Pyro looked at the empty campground, and said something only Engie is able to translate. Soldier got up. "What?" He and the one who wrote this comment said in sync. And then there's a giant fucking teddy bear cause why not. Soldier screamed, running into his house, rolling up the stairs, and landing onto his bed, hoping to not get completely destroyed by the giant teddy. And then he got dog-piled by spiders. The end.

This video made me afraid of Team Fortress 2's basic training

the engie isn't watching the solider the engie was watching us

3:05 I can’t believe that the spy thought that the medic was an engineer.

The sniper had one sad Christmas morning.

0:30 me in the morning

I like to look back on your older animations and realize how far you've come.

2:31 2:44 3:10. Demon medic

THOSE MEDIC FACES

Valve plz towering pilar of helmets

I do miss the janky old GMod animations.

Here are all the cut-out engies I could find. Enjoy. 0:11 Behind the filing cabinets 0:16 In the window (+luigi) 0:37 In the window on the right 0:49 See 0:37 for details 0:52 In the window on the bottom right 1:07 In the boarded-up window on the right 1:09 In the window next to the light 1:15 See 1:09 for details 1:21 In the window 1:38 See 1:09 for details 1:42 See 1:07 for details 1:49 In between the trees on the right 1:51 Peeking at soldier from the stairs on the left 3:20 In the window at the top left 3:25 In the window at the bottom right 3:38 In the window on the left 3:40 See 3:38 for details 3:42 Behind the barrel on the right If I missed any, feel free to reply with the time and location of the engie.

0:15 look at the window. 0:38 look at the window. 0:52 again,the window. 1:07 damm windows 1:09 again. 1:22 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WINDOWS 1:38 The windows are illuminati. 1:49 tree at the right 1:50 look at the door 3:25 WIN-FUCKING-DOW 3:39 Illuminati confirmed (window) 3:42 Do I have to be obvious? Leeson of the day: destroy every window you see. EDIT: how the fuck did this get to top comments

Am I the only one who understands that this is a parody/remake of 'Drugs'?

1:53 this face movement is better than everything

I refuse to believe that this video is from 6 years ago, cause it never gets old.

The engineer target board is HAUNTED!!!

Dat bottle of not medicine!

3:07 *_It was time for Medic to leave, he had Seen everything_*

Slow the Scout on fire scream to 0.5 speed, that there is me on a Monday morning 2:50

This had nothing to do with Jesse Cox

I liked the atmosphere for this one. Im a sucker for cabin in the forest type of setting.

medic and spy having fun with that "not medecin"

always great to come back to your old videos to see how far your animation has come

the end scared the shit out of me.

That stack of helmets should be a hat...

Sniper just did a speedrun. He got drunk, passed out, and got wasted in like 6 seconds.

I re-watch this every year. I don’t know why, but this one is very atmospheric. Thank you, Eltorro.

heavy: err medic: ha

00:10 00:28 00:36 00:47 00:52 01:06 01:09 01:15 01:38 01:42 01:51 03:18 03:25 03:40 03:41 Now wheres my prizes

Medic evil laughs 2:31 2:44 3:10

The soldier really needs to get some spider poisoning for his house

Soldier just outsmarted stairs

Everytime you press 8, a demoman stabs himself

Rip Rick May... Lets hope even the spiders were at his funeral.

Me when I see a spider AAAAHHHH!!! Casually jumps into fire and burns

When the QR Code was on screen I got out my 3DS and scanned it for a Mii.

Its funny because Im watching this on christmas morning

Whenever I'm bored I just come here and watch your vids over and over again. I really love them! Keep up the good work 😋

"FIRE!!" *magical box creates ar2 secondary ammo*

The whole stairs & helmet idea is just cracking me up, well done, the rest, is side dishes! XD

I must say this video is really inspiring. It's very funny, it has comical value, and who ever came up with it has amazing story telling skills. Hat's off to you Eltorro.

0:16 i love how the engie target board and weegee are spectating soldier

I have been subbed to this guy for years and his content never fails. Can’t begin to count the number of times I have watched all his videos 😂

Medic have not medicine Sniper have a Christmas morning Demoman have scrumpeh Soldier have a box of cox Pyro have a mmmphmmph