Breaking Hearts Of Iron 4 By Conscripting All Of China - Hoi4 A2Z 

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“The heatwave is back” I guess the conscription of the entire Chinese population turns your PC into a small sun

imagine being the poor general that had to command 80 million people in just 5000 divisions.

There is a old soviet joke about China during Sino-Soviet Split: The Chinese Marshall is planning the attack on Soviet Union with his generals - Here, here and here we're using our tanks - All 3 of them??? - Yes, and also we will need air support there The adjutant intervenes - No air support, the pilot is sick - So what are we going to do? - How about using some partisan tactics? Let's send some small groups of 2-3 million over the border until our main forces arrive

Someone get on a Yemen mod for the grand finale.

5k divisions… you almost caught up to El Salvador’s average amount of divisions each game

ISP wondering why only 400k of his troops died the japanese soldiers who ran out of ammunition 3 days ago: dude, uncool

Hirohito: Good new men the enemy has a massive equipment deficit. Bad news is they have around 5 times as many men as we have bullets.

Someone make a Yunnan mod more developed than Kaiserreich and TNO combined, or else Mao will shave his hair.

Me: trying to conscript all of China My computer: please kill me...

Imagine being a Japanese soldier. Your fort is somewhere in southeast Asia. Your commanding officer just spoke to you about an incoming force of Chinese soldiers. The ground begins quaking. Gentle, rhythmic shakes. Fear begins spreading amongst your comrades. They look to the hills in fear, kneel and begin praying, and speak of an unstoppable wave of Chinese fighters. Then you hear it. One unified voice of millions shouting. It's everywhere. You're already surrounded, and you can hear the footsteps. Then the sun sinks below the horizon, and the Chinese crest the hills. Hundreds. Thousands. A million. Maybe more. There is a shout, then the footsteps turn to a stampede as they rush down. Your unit begins firing into the flood of Chinese. It's not about aiming. It's not about shooting accurately. Every shot hits. You drop well over two dozen, each of you, but it's not a dent. The stampede tramples any who fall. Their survival relies on just being faster.than the guy behind them. They don't have guns, just a will. Then they hit the walls of your fort. Instantly, the chain breaks, as bodies all slam into the wall. Those in front fall, and you rush in, bayonet fixed. You stab one, but two more rush in. your commanding officer shoots one, and you stab the other, but there are now four rushing you. You're overwhelmed, and you fall back. Your gun is taken. You are defenseless as sixteen arm's reach for you. The last sight your officer has of you is two dozen Chinese soldiers tearing you apart while he hides in his steel bunker, which shifts and groans as the Chinese try to knock it over.

the japanese munitions industry calculating the demand for bullets: the numbers, what do they mean?

16:47 Your soldiers are eating the guns because none of them have any food

`I want to go ahead and do something special for the communist Chinese`- ISorrowproduction, 2021

“Never fight a land war in Asia”

Chinese conscript no. 1.7x10^9 looking at their SVT-38/40: *_Finally, some good fucking food_*

ISP's computer, trying to process 5000 units: chugging Mine, processing 120: first time?

For Cuba, go the same thing you did in Chile, but you can only use missiles and nukes

16:32 - When the Jacobines get out of control in Vic2

The heat wave will only stop if you do artillery only

ISP dying during every A-Z from heat stroke tho

Japanese Officer: "Sir, the Chinese outnumber us!" Japanese General: "Oh yeah, by how much?" Japanese Officer: *"By Everything"*

“When you have no guns u use people” -Sun Tzu

Thanks

"Chinese Tibet" You ate Tibet, reaffirming the CCP's claim to the Tibetan region, then gave the Tibetans a self governed autonomous region, reaffirming some kind of Tibetan self-determination. What are you, ISP the Radical Centrist?

>lend lease exploit Nothing makes me happier than stealing all of the equipment from a nation that's willing to lend lease, and slowly watching their front lines stagnate then collapse from equipment loss.

US army intelligence: Sire the chinese just made a army group Intelligence officer: So what, one army group can't be any treat to our mighty army US intelligence: But sire, it contains 80 million dying chinese men

In regards of the Korean bug. It makes it as if you own it but somehow it is still independent. If you boost compliance with them you can make them into a domain or dominion which pretty much gives you all of their resource and factories. This has been a bug for about a year maybe longer. Same thing happens as normal china.

Korea is bugged, it wasn't after waking the Tiger so I'm guessing Paradox screwed somthing up with Battle for the Bosporus and it doesn't matter what China you play as

Long live the Glorious Chancellor, ISP.

Imagine thinking the Chinese Warlord Era existed *This post was made by the CCP*

Reminds me of the time I decided to play Red China, though I ditched Mao and went down the route that lets you take over China diplomatically...well, other than the warlords, who I was actually able to take out by cheesing a war when Japan declared war on the various warlords, but NOT me...so I just kicked them out of my faction one at a time and took them over that way without ever having to fight Japan, then when the Axis invade the Soviet Union...well, let's just say that by war's end, I ended up redefining what "Chinese Treaty Ports" meant; in this case, they referred to Palermo, Naples, and Wilhelmshaven

"Waking up all the soldiers took so long, we missed two World Wars."

80 million soldiers in the field, thats in theory 80M guns. In one week you loose around 4-5k guns. So its less than 1000 a day, so its just 0,00125% of guns failure daily.

ISP: Dies from 34 degree heat Legit every Australian’s parents between February and December: “Turn the aircon off, it’s not even 60 khijilion degrees

"I have 5000 divisions" What did it cost? "Brain cells my whole screen and sanity"

"My sugar daddy is Joseph Stalin" Never before have I heard a quote anywhere CLOSE to this lol

the ai always just lets japan do what they want. i've seen japanese morocco too many times to count

I want to see a collab were ISP and Spiff both just exploit the shit out of a game trying to beat eachother

This Chinese Zerg rush is utterly ridiculous and I loved every second of it!

Everybody gangsta until the Chinese conscript the entire population of the observable universe

Went to pheonix a few weeks ago- it was 117 degrees Fahrenheit. Lol its hot

"Every tenth man a rifle" -Mao

I used to be a China main when it was meta, and trust me, Korea is mega bugged.

My grandpa always said that the day the Chinese start marching is the end of the world and now I know what he meant

Now HOI4 will know the pain that the Wardens feel in Foxhole.

Just imagine being a japanese soldiers and seeing a bunch of untrained and unarmed chinese ''soldiers'' just rush at you bare handed

El Salvador in 1945: Rookie Numbers

I’m curious as to what the casualties are at the end of that war

smallest army in China

As CGP Grey once said "if every year has a heatwave then you don't have heatwaves, you have summer"

ISP: (clicks scraping the barrel) -........China: "Wow! Where'd WE get a barrel from??"

The heat wave was the friends we made along the way.

Hey look its alex the rambler!

That attrition xDDD It's like Enemy at the Gates all over again. One guy gets the rifle, second guy gets the ammo, thrid guy gets the uniform :D

me: *sees title* “well this is gonna go… well..”

At the day when Paradox makes a balanced game, the universe will shut down for server maintenance.

The first half of this video is just 'Stalin simps for the chinese man with nice hair'

obligatory "when will the brits realize that the 'heat wave' is just called 'every summer for the past decade' and buy a fan or something" comment

As an American hearing "It's 34 degrees" right after "The heatwave came back with a vengeance", I had a brain damage for about .385 seconds before remembering that Celsius does, yet should not, exist

ISP: complaining about the stupid temperature in the UK right now Me (who has to wear black trousers all day): you know nothing!

id imagine you were losing your guns because you're soldiers were selling them to farmers for food.

Attrition makes perfect sense cuz u need to maintain all of that equipment and u usually need some spare parts for the maintanence in real life...when u have 5000 division u might have trouble to distribute enough of them to everyone Game portraits this in much simplier manner

>one million men in one province >"attrition doesn't make sense"

New challenge: how many 2-width divisions can you field as ccp

Japan: Often using grenades, Banzai Charges, and Kamikaze attacks China: Charges without any kind of equipment

ChoKing walks into a village and says: 'You're all going to training!' ... ISP: We can do better!

Losing a thousand guns a day is pretty good for an army of a hundred million.

I live in Turkey and currently it’s 35 degrees with no wind and we DON’T have an air conditioner. Can anyone prepare my funeral?

Emperor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible. General Li: Forgive me your majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him. Emperor: I wont take any chances, general. A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.

Can’t wait for the anarcho Spain video where you core the world

16:30 Vicky 3 is looking great!!!

When I saw the thumbnail I was convinced it was a screenshot of a Chinese revolt in Victoria 2

Where have I gone!

This was always my favorite nation in the game, you start with basically nothing, but can core half a billion people with enough work

7:20 That has been bugged for at least over a year if not 2

I understand your pain mr sorrows the heatwave has reached my paradox cave too.

Waking the Tiger, more like Wanking the Tiger

Ten years from now when A to Z is finished we will finally see the full adventures of Skeptical Man.

“Deal with the devil” Ahh yes, two devils making deals.

Next Challenge should be Anti-Air only Tanna Tuva going democratic and without joining factions 😂

Chinese war strats: Hordes on people screaming down a hill and running towards you, with chinese characteristics

You don't gotta worry about being in a shoddy Chinese tank when your in a shoddy Russian tank

Wondered why my electric bill was a bit steep, Mao you bastard.

haven't started the video yet and i can't tell he already lost his mind

I love how having an air conditioner in europe is a strange thing

Literally just stopped playing my Awake and Angry playthrough to watch this

Has no-one else realised the nation of Shanxi doesnt own the state of Shaanxi. Kinda ironic

“It’s so hot, it 34 degrees” Americans: Pathetic

Enemy can't kill you if you have more men than they have bullets

ISP : Say it's hot in the summer with 34C Me: Laughing in Brazilian with 45C in the summer

Isn’t this just China in real history

So much attrition it’s basically the Great Leap Forward

ISP: "So many units so much lag" Me, who plays the 10x mod: "First time?"

And average division can have around 6k to 25k people. Assuming that there are 25k people in each division, you had about 125,000,000 people in your military since you had 5000 divisions. Truely Chinese

ISP: is dying of 34° heatwave Me who lived through 40° heat in my country: ok

Brothers of Maos long dong RISE

Entire point of episode is to make a giant army Does barely anything with it

The single general commanding all of that. "Sir, what are your orders for the coming battle against the Japanese?" *deep inhalation and points to Japanese mainland on map* "Go here"

I would recommend you only play one of the other warlords tbh, they all play under the same mechanics after all