Breaking the Cold War with Bad Translations 

Communist Reagan was not something I was expecting

Khrushchev not being allowed to Disneyland actually happened. Walt was so disappointed, too, he really wanted to show off the submarines.

"He has played this game twice" is super cryptic and terrifying

Dont ask HE what he was doing in argentina from 1976 to 1983

‘British Pound’ was one of the most tragic events of the 20th century.

"America became the only country in the world" I think this mistranslation was perfect to the finale 🤣

I do love how the translation was shockingly consistent in its portrayal of Reagan.

I love how Chad gaining independence became “Chad Retired from golf”

I love how HE has gone from a fairly absurd yet still believably powerful man to basically a god in human form.

The moment he said that chad retired from golf, a tear dropped from my eye

I love how HE is the ''youngest son of communism'' and still fights against communism with America several times.

As a person from spain, i am very proud to have born in the same country as him.

As a historian i think you can really draw a line between the era before and after Chad retired from golf

I always appreciate more HE lore

That ain't the cold war, that's the Freezing conflict

Iceland: We found a water supply Britian: Protest and sends warships

"He" Is Probably The Strongest Character In This Cinematic Universe

"He" In WW2: Really good commander "He" In cold war: godlly powerful WHY DOES THIS HAVE THIS MANY LIKES AND COMMENTS ITS JUST A RLY LOW QUALITY MEME

I adore that in the translation time line death has no meaning, as various figures continue to do things and live despite in some cases being killed multiple times.

"HE flew 5,990 kilometers without using an airplane" bro's already so powerful that HE can already destroy an entire black hole with only staring at it💀💀😭😭

Imagine if this was the only surviving document left for future historians about the cold war

As a Polish person, I am scared myself that Stalin might withdraw and invade us.

15:54 "I AM AMERICA" 18:41 America became the only country in the world 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲 *_FREEDOM INTENSIFIES_* left me dead at the end 😂

I guess when god said "I am He", he wasn't kidding

It's good to see *HE* survived WW2

Imagine living in this twisted reality and then some unsong hero known as HE just flys with no airplane and influnces so many major geopolotical events without leaving a trace.

HE and his WIFE SHE are the most powerful beings to ever been born.

7:23 Someone logged onto wikipedia thinking it was a help forum lol.

I couldn't stop laughing from the Reagan's new lore, especially when she won from her "anti-Semitic" view

HE is pretty much omnipotent and can go out in space with no problems, but the Khmer Rogue was too much even for him. Damn

13:53 this makes me feel like HE has been threatened by nuclear bombs before, and this is his way of saying he is unphased. truly frightening.

Please keep doing this video format; it is hilarious. I would love to see what Google Translate has to say about other historical events, like the Napoleonic Wars or the Great Northern War.

HE really got put into prison for warcrimes and then the government said “Damn it, get his sister now”

HE feels like a player who did bascially everything in the game and is just going nuts with his godly powers also, *S E A T I M E*

As a proud malaysian, i can safely say that it is false that history taught internationally about our borneo skirmishes with indonesia is actually not a military act but instead an football match in Kuching, malaysia, my dad watch that game and he was so inspired that he enlisted later on Source: ( i am a Hearts of iron 4 player)

"Pope Mao" got me dying on the floor 💀💀💀💀💀

The release of Sailor Moon 4 was actually a pretty important, though under-noticed part of the Cold War. Thank you for including it!

History of He: -Singlehandedly wins the battle of Britain, repelling German forces from the Isles. -Wearing a British uniform, He becomes the leader of the reconquest of Crete from the Germans and establishes a kingdom there, populated by his soldiers and liberated civilians. -Following his service in the British Army, He begins to make use of his supernatural talents, using Crete as his base of operations. First, he flies thousands of miles without use of a plane. -After mastering flight on Earth, He flies to the moon and deters a Jupiterian presence there. -After returning to Earth and making a brief stop in the USA, He makes a flight to Mars, successfully landing. By landing on Mars, He has successfully prevented Jupiter from gaining any ground between itself and Britain. -Following his victory against Jupiter in the space race, He returns to Earth and enters Argentina in search of nazi exiles. He wages a secret war against the exiled nazi forces of Argentina, employing many inhumane war practices. An international court attempts to sentence him, but no successful attempt at imprisoning him has been reported. He is basically a superhero in this timeline. He has the ability to fly and defeated the nazis, aliens from jupiter, and maintains peace on Earth.

I like to imagine this is GTA’s timeline and that’s why everyone in the game is rather dumb, spoiled, a crook, or knows they’re in a game

I feel like the translator is telling us something when it said "He has played this game twice"

I hope SHE get more screen time in the sequel.

Love how in the beginning HE seems to have lost his war spirit and focused on space exploration,but towards the end HE remembered his Spanish lineage and got back in the game. A bit too hard it seems since HE was tried for warcrimes. Also the betrayal of Eisenhower. First he declared himself emperor and surrenders to the Germans as the allies are about to win, and now he threatened America with nuclear bombing. Also the author being chill and keeping his bloodlust in check by not killing someone was nice.

9:40 rip rhodesia

As a Chilean, I can say that my grandfather always told me the epic battle between King Augustus Pinochet and King Augustus

6:34 This isn't a (complete) mistranslation. This actually happened. Nikita Khrushchev, Leader of the Soviet Union, was not allowed to visit Disneyland - which is just a civilian theme park, it's not exactly critical for national security - on a state visit here, ostensibly due to "security concerns", much to his consternation. History is weird.

I hope HE helped win the war.

6:08 When the world needed him most, He returned

I am pretty sure you could make an awesome Alternative History story with these translations, after working out some of the kinks.

As a NASA worker, I can confirm that NASA has developed the Suez Canal.

He is my favorite character in the Wikipedia Translated Cinematic Universe. Imagine if you had meta-cosmic knowledge, could fly through space under your own power, made yourself a sterling legacy of leading armies to victory in World War II, founded a new island civilization, and effortlessly survived a terror bombing, and still willingly submitted to being tried at the Hague for your war crimes. Automatically better than nearly all modern leaders.

the kruschev visiting the u.s. and not being allowed to visit disneyland was actually a very real thing that happened

HE has got to be the Hoi4 player here with some wacky mods

This video is a fine addition to the *HE* Cinematic Universe (HCU)

3:57- 5:39 I like how conflict escalates drastically in the 1950s and then the wars are never talked about again

18:44 The good ending

9:10 - HOI4 moment

I love how Cold War is very hot in this version, as atom bombs dropped everywhere

I am addicted to HE lore

HE is a human god. 7:04 Interplanetary WW2!

Jupiter having ICBMs and spaceships gives me 2399 vibes

As an argentinian, i remember the horrible crimes that "he" did in my land.

Cold War only escalated because he wasn’t there to stop conflicts

14:15 I appreciate the accurate graphic for the CIA's counter-Soviet operation in Afghanistan. Some people still call it a conspiracy theory, despite the fact it's now even confirmed by the CIA itself.

11:54 Elon musk has nothing on "HE"

HE is the greatest man in history!! Also funny that chad retires from golf lol😂

18:39 as a Ukrainian I can confirm that we dissolved USSR and destroyed all countries except USA, including ourselves. Also, that is why americans are so bad at Geography, because there are no other countries.

15:17 Who’s here after the WW1 video finding out he’s over 400 years old

I learned a lot from this video, including that when I'm alone in my bed, laughter can also make me cry. I'm harder than HE right now. And twice as subscribed.

11:28 "Idi Amin's victory in Uganda on January 25 was a joke." Considering that 100k-500k people died during his reign, that was a pretty mean joke.

Time for HE!!! 2:52 HE’s gone… 6:09 HE’s flying! (Off topic but who won the soccer/football battle here 8:26, here 9:29, here 10:08) 10:34 HE makes 10 orbits 10:48 HE’s in the USA 11:11 HE ring 11:25 HE lands on another planet 11:53 He lands on (which) Mars 12:33 He leads his team to failure 12:55 Terrorist attack on HIM 13:57 HE has played this game twice 15:15 HE LORE!? 15:23 More HE lore?! 15:40 He overthrew communists and Cuba and stopped a Soviet airport 15:51 He condemned aid to the rebels 16:27 He was convicted crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina :( 16:55 SHE was elected president of the Philippines Edit: Why do I like doing this :/

This is like an AI turned sentient and started writing alternate history.

He is basically the History equivalent of Florida Man

Do one of these kinds of videos on WW1 so that we can find out more about HE's past

HE needs his own wiki page

15:51 This made me SO nostalgic for Star Wars Battlefront!

6:39 the bit about not being allowed to visit Disneyland is actually true. Walt was reportedly disappointed as he would not be able to show Krushchev his submarines.

The beginning of the Korean War was such an influential moment in the Cold War that the city council put a house on a hill in retaliation.

We need to make HE the official mascot of the channel. After all, he demands it.

17:22 Eeyyyyy, even drunk translator knows what happen at the Tiananmen square :P

This feels like it would be the world history of the Monument Mythos, thats how insane it is.

I just love that it just talks about war but suddenly it just "chad retires from golf" or "He is landed on mars".

16:27 Oh no, HE was too powerful and Argentina was decimated

I enjoyed the whole 20 minutes, love these kind of videos

17:40 I can't stop laughing that after signing an eternal peace treaty everyone called that event as the Star of the Cold War 😅

The fact that Paul's leg is still gone is attention to detail 12:22

Love how the Jovian Empire got involved in the Cold War. Went from alternate history to full on sci-fi

this is perfectly normal HOI4 gameplay

HE is the one who control history and add or not add HE can only answer

Holy shit this is hilarious Edit: that football transition is gold and what have we done in mozambique

1:59 The Allied Powers occupy all of Berlin. Stalin was like “You occupy Berlin? Let’s see how you like my hunger strike!”

As a Canadian I can confirm that the Soviet Hockey Series on September 28, 2019 is *by far* the single most important thing Canada has *ever* been involved in.

She vs He who would win?

I love the subtle return of "he" or "him" because he was just there in WW2, but now "he" is back.

9:59 Best geography knowledge in the US.

Thank you for using my language (Khmer) as a tool for these good content you created

He has been a historic and heroic figure, we should thank him for everything HE has done

Theory on he He could’ve been born in Spain with him moving to Britain before WW2 and joined the army He also could’ve been a jet fighter or in the navy in WW2 which is how he was able to fly miles on earth and went to the moon and mars Also he could’ve been on a moon dress rehearsal for a landing and went into a rocket to mars and Luna not flying Just a theory Edit: I remember he wasn’t flying a plane so either he gained powers or someone else could’ve flown the plane

HE was the supreme controller of our universe all along… 1984 WAS REAL!!! BIG BROTHER = HIM

*space race begins* He: wdym I already orbited the moon and the 8th moon 10 times

15:24 No wonder HE is so powerful... Though in Spain in 1982 there was a coup attempt, elections and a World Cup. It was a wild year.