Breakup Texts 

"I am going to rankill myself" - James Marriott, 2022

imagine breaking up with someone over text and ending up on the james marriot live channel

“No-one turns anyone gay, people do just kinda be gay” James supporting us in the middle of this absolute chaos is amazing, I love it 🌈

after the utterly harrowing events of the previous video, im glad james is getting the help he desperately needs 😇😇🙏🛐

“nobody turns anyone gay” Ryan Reynolds:

In the words of James - “Also L+You Fell Off+Single” to poor Charlotte after her poor relationship ended

9:32 James: if your grandma’s dead- Chat: you can be AroAce and Lesbian guys

If anyone wants to know the one in Swedish, the first person is like "oh I feel like you don’t appreciate me" and then the person responds with "I do more than I appreciate myself, btw how do you do the dog filter on Snapchat?"

Imagine filing for divorce and seeing the papers on a James Marriott stream.

2:17 i had a dream about this once, everything was ranboo. In the dream i told my grandparents i was ranscared, no idea what that dream meant.

“People do just kinda be gay” -James Marriot the ally 2022

NO WAY MY EX SENT OUR BRAKE UP TEXTS TO THIS IM SOBBING

11:00 James I hope you know during this I was drinking water and laughed, unhaled it- exhaled it- inhaled it again that sprayed it out of my nose like a whale and coughed for a good five minutes. thank you for bringing some joy to my day

James wants a fanfiction confirmed?? The day that happens i will rankill myself.

He was absolutely Ranjealous while talking about the Wattpad ff

lmaooo i loved watching this i needed the laughs because i was very mad at my nail polish for being too crusty and old anyway thanks for the content james!

JAMES READING IN SWEDISH IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD, BRO THAT IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY AHAHAJNDNDIDNDJD

What makes James great is he makes all his viewers feel like shit and I think that's important.

they really ran with that one joke

i hope ranboo sees this video so he can see the ranbase he’s created

as a ranboo fan, i very much enjoyed this.

Lmao my high school boyfriend broke up with me at his parents house. I started sobbing and he said he was kidding. I left and went home and he texted me and said he did think we should break up. We're married now. 😂

I think one of my best breakups was me breaking up with a close friend a few months ago n she was like "FEW! 😰" We're still friends, it's pretty dope :D

9:12 - who’s gonna tell this man we get bullied for watching him too 😭

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE! YOURE CONTENT IS AMAZING! GREAT JOB KING! edit - MOM IM FAMOUS 🥹

James: Say any word with Ran you will be banned for 24 hours Me: RanBOO

6:40 my mans voice became bass level deep while reading in Swedish. Holy moly.

I loved being in chat and being Ranannoying.

The only real way to break up with someone is by saying “in some universe, I’m gay. And it turns out to be this one. So I’m breaking up with you.”

BHAAHHA I CANT. hearing James try to read in swedish is so much funnier then it should be

Your friend is my favourite *side character* to SBI fanfics :) -a Wilbur fan

0:07 I am dissapointed you didn't say "I am going to ran you over"

9:05 fun fact: when my first girlfriend broke up with me, i sent her that one meme of a guy in a car that says "understandable, have a nice day"

so glad my year 6 boyfriend dan has made it into a james marriott video. huge day. 0:49

This was a ranawesome stream to watch

7:34 lmao that one's mine glad to see you liked it James

I’m going to rankillmyself had me on stitches.

10:40 I'm sending this to everyone I know

“ im going to rankill myself “ iconic lines

James attempting to speak swedish just killed me

As a swede i think that its so fun to hear other non-swedes try to talk swedish. Especially when my favorite streamers do! LOL

Just a reminder that James could have called quaritine colabs covid covids

You’re spiraling into insanity. I love this.

I have 2 stories to share. 1: I was like in a relationship with a guy and we didn't get along for a couple of months. Things would get worse and he would treat me worse. So one day I text him. ( lmao yes text him) and told him how I think we should break up because we are both being toxic etc. He never saw it. So I wrote a week later "you don't even reply to a break up text mate, grow up!" and even if I called him he didn't answer. He answered 2 months later with a "OK" 💀 The other one: so like there was a cool "girl" we were like getting along well, I liked them and everything and we became close friends. I fell for them. We got together. And we were together for 8 months when they came out to me as a trans demi boy and gay. So I was standing there like "oh🐂" now we are good friends again :)))

you should rate our outfits next!! THATD BE SO FUNNY

james trying to talk swedish is hilarious , i don't think i've laughed this much in months

James: don’t screen shot it.. *screen shots*

i’m glad i’m not the only one who says “CITY BOYYY CITY BOY” regularly

3:42: I got an add at this exact moment, and was left very concerned for 10 seconds due to the statement beforehand

James explaining that one text as "we shouldn't be together, also you're not worth knowing" hit a little too hard

"Thems the breaks" lmfaooo!!!!! I snorted soda out my nose i cant with these videos lmfao these are too funny

It’s actually true that there are wayy too little good James Marriott fanfics, king deserves more

Please advertise your streams more widely! I never know when they’re happening.

4:20 James does his spot on impression of Ciaran Carlin

I'm gay (this is me coming out), also love ur nails James 💅 Edit: I've had a full week of just thinking about my sexuality and I'm most deffinetly bisexual with a preference for girls and nb people.

NAR THE ACTUAL SHOCK WHEN I LOOK AWAY AND HEARD “Connie” IN JAMES VOICE 💀😭 the way i panicked as if he can see me through the screen Jesus got so scared

James, are you ok. /hj

How do people even know what dating was in primary all I knew was horrible historys 😵

I didn’t expect the Wattpad fanfic part 😂

6:18 IDIS WAD IDIS 👹👹👹

11:25 "James be my discord kitten"

Ranboo can be a part of anything now. Also, James and I almost have the same bday

I am indeed ranbreaking ranup with ranyou right now /p

I was watching this to forget the fact that my dog got ran over😐 9:38

James spend a solid 3 minutes this video making sure he was as in people lives as possible…… I will be using all of these clips

"to late, cant take that one back" is what my mother said to me

no one: someone in chat: randespacito

Bread tastes really really good 👍

7:22 screenshot!

after coloring my hair blue today i really needed this to distract me from regrets :D

Ranbossed 💪📸

2:40 “I have made a decision that I am to much of a raT to be in a relatio- MOOD👏”

Guys it’s quite ran..dom about what your talking about. Love these videos though 😭, your streams never fail to chear us up unintentionalu

8:40 actually, i feel you would have more fics on ao3. for once i dont actually know, ill probably check later lmao

Love these videos so so much!!! Happy birthday by the way 💕 🥳🥳🥳

the way u say that wilbur shouldnt stream again and then literally at the same time this video comes out he goes live in the most haunted place in Ireland. tbh he prob wont stream again spending 6 hours in a haunted place with georgenotfound lmao

“I’m going to rankillmyself” best thing James he’s EVER said👑

You look happy and healthy :) proud of you

"Im rankilling myself" IM SOBBJNG WHAT

7:28 can't wait to see that in a compilation

When I heard ugly car my first thought was a PT Cruiser cuz of BMC. Personally I love those cars. I threw my phone when he said it cuz it caught me so off guard lol

I'm a rankill myself too

Best breakup text is this one from my sister “we are over prick”

I wish James streamed a little bit later just so I could catch one. These videos have been so elite

james u r so real for this

keep rewatching this vid (bc its so bloody funny) and EVERY TIME i get caught off guard by “im going to ran-kms”. that just me?

This was so ranchaotic james ranmariott

i can’t ranbelieve james ranmarriott ranreacted to ranbreakeup texts and ranlaughing at ranthem

imagine breaking up with someone “im ranbreaking up with you.” id off myseld

Happy birthday :D Don't forget. Another year gone and 1 year closer to sweet sweet kiss of death.

I ranjoy you ranvids

been waiting for this one

happy birthday james!

james your demographic is definitely theater kids

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMESSSSS

I love this channel lmao

5:13 if someone isnt nice to my pets we arent good together

The swedish one said "It feels like you don't appreciate that I exist." "I appreciate you more than I appreciate myself and how do you get the filter on snapchat for example the dog"

my dads got prostate cancer (deserved) so i will be saving that clip for future use! thanks james! :D

6:38 HELLO swedish person here i tried my best to translate this part but i'm not sure if i could've translated it in any better way, "I don't know... It feels like you dont appreciate that i exist😔" "I do! I appreciate the fact that you exist more than the fact that i exist! How do you make it so you get the filters for example the dog one on Snapchat?"