Brewstew - School Fundraiser 

We just got an early Christmas gift

2:15 "We decided to start lying to people" Isn't that what SpongeBob and Patrick did in that one episode?

“Are the Russians attacking!” Couldn’t be a more perfect time for that to be said than now😂

I love how Michael is just that "dirty little boy" to everyone.

“Hey you want some candy bars” “I got type 2 diabetes

School fundraisers basically taught us that we'd get ripped off in our future

Taste like a godamn alarm clock 😹

3:02 is he William afton or something lol

"They taste like an alarm clock" weirdly realistic description of how they taste

The best part about this is that school fundraisers have not changed a single bit

I'm 57, so I find it hilarious when you say "I don't know how it's done today, but back in my day..." I sold candy for band in the 1970's and it was the same then as it is today.

I remember those... That shit got EVERYONE hyped.

I remember when we had to deliver everything BY HAND. Like holy shit, we sell it, then we gotta deliver it? What the fuck?

Us Puerto Ricans appreciate the concern for our penguins.

3:19 "you guys wanna come inside and eat hot pockets and watch me clip my toenails" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've watched probably 3 hours worth of your vids and you bring back so many memories for me! Definitely sounds like you grew up in a small town. Every single video is so relatable to me.

"Y'all ready to get exploited for some cash?" 😂😂

“Like he did a couple ripper magoo’s in the bathroom” Bob Menery reference? 🤔🤔

0:12 that hits different in 2022

0:12 aged like fine wine

“Don’t talk to strangers, go door to door selling candy bars.”

When you hear alright then your day becomes good.

“They taste like a goddamn alarm clock.” The more I think about it the funnier it gets

2:00 that happened every time

“My dad said that this guy isn’t allowed to go 300 yards into a chucky cheese” That killed me

when tyler has a kid and his kid makes a youtube channel: "ight guys so..."

Damn this hit home, I remember those day, easily my fav episode.

What’s with Tyler always trying give out New Mexico as a prize. Wait, did he actually win it as a prize as a kid!?

A man once said “alright” in every starting of his show

at my school i won and never got the fucking prize. still pissed off.

I think I have a new favorite Brewstew character, The Creepy Old Guy 2:56

ive been binge watching all day and his art style never gets better and I like it

"Wanna come inside and play 'hide the banana'?" "Uh no....I'm not soliciting right now." Golden!!!!

“Taste like an alarm clock” lmaoo how does he come up with that?

New Mexico is the kind of prize that breaks in the first five minutes

This dude is amazing keep up the good work

Me who lives in New Mexico becoming a slave to a nine year old who knows how to sell candy bars.

When they gave us candy bars to sell in our school we didn’t sell them we just ate them all on the spot.

“I’m not solicitating right now.” -Michael. 😂

“I’ll buy whatever you want me to if you play hide the banana” killed the shit out of me

Me: sells all of my vital organs The School: thanks for the money kid, here’s a shitty little sunkern card

I participated in that shit ONCE. About half way through I realized that the amount of effort I was putting into that scam was in no way worth the happy meal toys they were giving away. I ended up just keeping the money and telling everyone that some older kid beat me up and stole it. Y'all enjoy your shitty yo-yo or off brand Stretch Armstrong, I'm going to the arcade, maybe get myself a new Nintendo game.

"Americas Finest Chocolate" my ass! Lol

The school had the best hype men! 😂

Brewstew is by far the best RU-vidr. He gets straight to the point, his videos aren't cluttered with sponsors or advertisements, he doesn't get political,

Schools are so smart they make $300 profit on cookies and they give the child a squishy toy

“Are the Russians attacking” takes on a whole new meaning now.

I love how he unironically says “back in my day..”

“I’m not a hooker! I’m raising money for the penguins in Puerto Rico!”

As someone who lives in New Mexico, even I don't want to win the whole state, the prize would've been cooler if it were fucking Pokemon Stadium 2

The Russian joke didn’t age well lmao

I swear every time I have one of these there’s the one kid who gets his parents to help him

You’re selling chocolate? Yes sir, with or without nuts? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE!!!!

“Hi, I’m raising money for my stepdads hysterectomy, Can you buy a candy bar?”

For some reason when he said “So Amped up like he did some ripper mcgoos”I died

"Ripper magoos." I love it lol

I live in Puerto Rico, the penguins really need help and we should spread awareness

Brewstew uploads and whatever happened that day doesn’t matter.

I love this

there was always that one kid who's parents took the candy to work

I recall this same thing one year. The grand prize was the CLASS that sold the most got a pizza party. Me and another girl who sold just a bit more killed it. Pizza Party never came, but I saw her receiving a pizza for herself one day while I was going to the bathroom. My little second grade ass learned a lot from that.

Nobody: Him: Taste like an "Alarm Clock"

First 15 seconds didn't age well...

I'm eating a hot pocket rn while watching this 😂

I remember we used to sell the World's Finest Chocolate bars for $1.00 each when I was in elementary and middle school.

"Bland as hell and taste like an alarm clock" Boy, that's a new one

0:12 aged so damn well😅

Should've told Michael , Tony Danza was mentioned in a famous old song. He'd be singing "hold me closer Tony Danza" for months

Petition for Brewstew to make a whole video of all the the times that he has made fun of Michael

This is literally like that one episode of spongebob when they sell chocolate bars 😂

As a New Mexican, i can confirm that you can indeed win our state as a prize

Love the old gregg easter egg he threw in the video. Lmao

Everyone gangsta till you hear “alright”

There was always that one kid who’d get the state of New Mexico like every year. So annoying.

brewstew predicts the russians attacking 0:10

I appreciated the guy with the old Gregg shirt still one of the best things I’ve ever watched

As someone who lives in new mexico I couldn't stop laughing about the ending

blame the schools that taught kids how to hustle then they leveled up to drug dealing lol

“They taste like an alarm clock” lmfao

This is so hilarious. Why am I only finding out about it years later?? oh well, better late than never!

I came straight from The Hub. This is clearly more important.

The I'm Old Gregg t-shirt was a nice touch.

3:42 it's always the nerdy kids that always wins those fundraisers

These are GENIUS 😆😆😆

When someone actually knows that NM is a state and not some place in mexico. This makes me happy

No one: Brewstew: *_Alright, so when I was a kid_*

"saving up for my step-dads hystorechtomy" LOL

0:13 that didint escalate that well💀

Our candy was call “Worlds Finest Chocolate” and me and my cousin would eat them then my grama would give us fifty bucks for the school then we got to go to Buffalo Wild Wings as a school reward

1995 Grand Prizes: A Yo Yo 2020 Grand Prizes: A PS5

i'm pretty sure selling candybars is how you become president these days.

I love these vids

My mom never let me participate she literally told the school “No” and gave the box back.

As a person who lives in New Mexico that joke cracked me up

The creepy old guys house just had me rolling 🤣...back yard with holes he dug!..lmfao!!!!..

The penguins in Puerto Rico had me dead

I’m still pissed I didn’t win the grand prize of Slovenia

2:52 When did Jack Harlow care about the Penguins in Puerto Rico lmao

This man predicted the Russians attacking

He kills me with the" is it the Russians "line 🤣