Brewstew - Middle School 

I wasn’t as cool as you brew. My heart is an ocean of sadness because I had a bowl cut in middle school.

"Why are you putting letters in mathematics" Good question, practically ruined my childhood!

Okay guys, let’s be honest, this guy has never failed to make me laugh

This makes me wanna give highlights of some of my most notable middle school teachers 1. Mrs. Smith, 8th grade pre algebra: I was fortunate enough to have Mrs. Smith in her last year before retirement which was good for a few reasons. The first being that she had done this for so long that all of her lessons were pretty streamlined and she could explain everything easily so we got through everything quickly. The second being that she absolutely did not care about shit. We had this know it all kid named Louren, who was a boy. Yep, a boy named Louren, and he would try to answer no less than five questions in class per day with about a 40-60% hit rate and Mrs. Smith would outright laugh at him when he got one wrong because she had no reason to care if he was offended. 2. Mrs. Johnston, 7th grade AP English: Everyone remembers Mrs. Johnston's name because Mrs. Johnston only ever talked in the third person and taught using rhymes and singalongs...in an advanced placement class. She was also friends with my mom so if I fucked up, there was a solid shot that my mom would know about it before I would. It also just made parent-teacher conferences a fucking blast. 3. Mrs. Williams, 7th grade math: I don't know at what point in her career Mrs. Williams was at or if there's just something about being a math teacher that makes you not give a fuck but Mrs. Williams did not give a fuck, and she was loud about it. Our school was fairly spread out and there were only five minutes between classes so it was common practice to start gathering your shit up in the last few minutes of a class so you were ready to haul ass to your next one but Mrs. Williams didn't give two shits. If the bell didn't ring, you were still in her class and if you started gathering your shit up early and she caught you, she'd hold you until one minute before the tardy bell. 4. Mr. Daniels, 8th grade science: Still to this day the driest person I've ever met. He delivered lessons, praises, and scoldings in the same monotone voice. Oh, and he also just had a mason jar full of mercury so that's fun. It was really fun when a kid accidentally dropped it while it was being passed around the room and got a week of detention. 5. Ms. Beshier, 7th grade science: Top three bitchiest teacher I had through all of my years in school. Only beaten by a computer professor I had in college who made attendance 60% of the grade just so people wouldn't do everything at home and maybe by another American history professor I had. It seemed like Ms. Beshier's mission was to make sure her students learned everything they were supposed to and had zero fun doing it. We never did any labs or special projects, we just took notes and tests, and of course she taught our sex ed course with her morbidly obese self. Another fun thing is that she wouldn't let kids leave class to use the bathroom so a dude straight up pissed himself in class one day. It was the class before mine so we're all walking in and the janitor's in there with a mop and bleach spray and Ms. Beshier is somehow acting bitchier than normal. We walk in like "What happened here?" and she just says "Don't worry about it. Sit down and be quiet."

“Alright” sounds so good every time

"it's the type of panic that gives you nightmares later on in life" Why is this so fucking relatable.

Mr delato had me gasping for air🤣😂🤣

That dream thing is so accurate. I'm 35 years old and still dream I can't find my room and bus lol

The world is becoming a better place with every “alright”

Brewstew is a basic adult version of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

0:19 is that Rick Grimes?😂

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had a "spiky/messy hair" phase in middle school.

when the world needed him he returned for 5 minutes

I can't be the only one that thought mr Watson was a woman before we knew his name

Can we just give a moment and praise him that he survived middle school…

i'm going into middle school and I looked up "middle school" for advice and saw this episode, watched and now i am obsessed with this. i am so thankful I found these

There’s something satisfying about how he says aright in the beginning

I'm almost 30 fcking years old and I still have nightmares being late for class and having no clue which class it is or how behind i am in that class! And it all in one dream!

“Alright” *every illness cured*

I binge watch all of your episodes, and every episode is as good as every single one

Brewstew: *uploads video entitled “middle school” Me: *has Vietnam flashbacks to cringy shit I did during my Middle school years

“Eat me!” “LOUDER!” “EAT MEEEE,” I died

wish I discovered this channel years ago! great material 👏

This is one of the only channels i have to be careful of what i'm doing when I watch. Dude has me dieing laughing. Keep it up bro.

It’s a good day when you hear “alright”

This is the one guy who has stories everyone can relate to.

Praise God! God Bless!🎄

No matter how many times i re-watch the slim jim bit I laugh my ass off every time.🤣

as soon as I hear that “alright” my day gets 100x better

Imagine standing up in the middle of class yelling “Eat Me, Imma Slim Jim” lol

I am now going into my second year of middle school, and right before my first I was looking at RU-vid videos on this topic. This was one of them. I found it so funny and relatable and now I am watching it again.

I relate to this way to much

This brought back a whole lot of embarrassing memories that I had completely erased from my brain until now. Thanks for the trip in awkward, embarrassing nostalgia

Middle school: where all the quiet kids are born

Your videos are helping me through depression

My middle school was only 7-8th grade. During my summer of 7th grade I to 8th I went through all of puberty. Growth spurt, acne, and the biggest was my voice dropped completely with no more cracks. Came back as a king being one of the tallest and sounding like a man. Now decades later I haven't grown a single inch since. However still love the fact I never had the voice issue in school

La looks gel, Pokemon cards, wrestling in the backyard, and sock'em boppers, at this point I'm pretty sure he's just telling my childhood story.

Every white boy had a spiky hair phase in elementary to early middle school

Love the way you start off the video with alright

“Or maybe you were the lucky cool kids that could grow a tiny dirt mustache” ha, that was like half the kids in my high school

Kodiak Brown Bear: *exists* Mr Watson: *So you have chosen... Death.*

"Second degree man slaughter" - Had me "Dead"

This is the best video that ive seen all day😂

This is what I binged in quarantine

Middle school hair: Option 1: spikey as hell Option 2: bowl cut Option 3: grow it out Ya gotta look cool somehow

Give that hairstyle to Michael’s dad and he turns into Guy Fieri but for Miller Lite.

I love these videos

Brewstew will never get old

Whenever I here “Alright” The week instantly gets better

My P.E. teacher would throw shit at kids that were talking while he was talking. Out of nowhere, tryin' to catch 'em off guard. Pens, papers, whatever he was holding. He was really cool though. I swear he would wax his bald head. Shout out to you Mr. O. you shiny headed SOB.

Its been 9 years and the animation hasent gotten better even a single bit lovin' it

Middle school was the worst time of my life hands down. I’m glad it only goes up from there.

Who agrees that he should have his child hood friends show us their voice if he’s friends with them

This acutely resembles my first year of middle school. “It’s pizza day, can I have $2?” That just brought back some memories.

When he posts its a good day

I love watching this channel!

"My finest Limp Bizkit t-shirt." Previouslt unsaid sentences in human history.

Legend still has it he still doesn’t truely know where room 208 is

I love this video!

Love the nod to the Washington song!

Who remembers Mr. Roberson, his 6th grade psychotic math teacher?

The worst part for me was puberty, braces and a small mustache didn’t hit until high school...

I love this so mixh

one of the counselors at my school was a o line men for the bills a while back

Finally we got stories from elementary, highschool, college, and your adult life, now we’re finally getting middle school stories

Always brings a smile to my face when brewstew comes crashing into my notifications.

This is my favorite one so far. Being a 90s kid I can relate to this. I had the LA looks hair gel myself and walked around like a damn porcupine 😆 🤣 thought I was the coolest shit in the hall

😂2 yrs later this guy still puts the laughter in manslaugther

When the world needed him he said eat me

I thought middleschool was gonna be like the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. *_I was wrong_*

Brew stew makes me feel so god dam nostalgic I don't know what to do but just watch all of it

I’m just gonna watch all your videos in a row

I was literally there for this! I remember that fucking class and that’s how I met Tyler; literally when he yelled “eat me” in class

Too much nostalgia for me. I forgot about the slim Jim “eat me” guy until today. 😑

Just discovered this channel today. Watched the Pokémon one first. I’m hooked. Great stuff.

Having a trapper keeper the size of a small child 😆🤣 gets me every time so damn true!

Who else was waiting for this? Everyday they logged into YT

Every boys hair was crispy in middle school

Best channel I came across

The slim jim part got me laughing like a lunatic lol

I’d like to call it the “Johnny test” faze

The trick to middle school: Act normal, no one else will be

Middle school was the best days of my life. If anything in high school was what you described in the intro.

I went through my spiked hair face in middle school as well like literally as soon as I hit 6th grade I spiked my hair first day school and that was my work for 3 and a half year

Middle school: where that one kid hits you for no reason.

this is like theodd1isout but in cheaper and funnier

Never laughed this much 😂

Love the “Washington, Washington” reference. By far the best piece of music ever produced and there’s no close second.

Only og’s remember when Michael had a green shirt

This man’s videos always bring me back to 2008 😂

i love brewstew

2020 was awesome

Thank god I wasn’t in middle school in the 2000’s

"Do you wanna end up like that bear?" had me dead

Keep rollin’

Good Morning ☀️

"Are you drunk why are you putting letters in math" *Laughs in Greek*

Anyone else look at the thumbnail on the homepage and already here him say “Alright” lmao 😂

Bro why is this so accurate still

Omg! I love the Washington reference!! I just learned a out this channel and been watching videos.