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Bruce Almighty Clip About Prayers 

Rabbi Akiva Fleischmann
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@brentcrude8565
@brentcrude8565 6 лет назад
"I'm dead?!!" "Naah, I'm just messing with ya." HAHAHA! That line gets me every time. :)
@ChrisManley1994
@ChrisManley1994 5 лет назад
Brent Crude “That’s not funny man! That is NOT funny!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@andytan2411
@andytan2411 6 лет назад
"please God make Valve release Half-life 3" "YES"
@danielwhyte5173
@danielwhyte5173 5 лет назад
Half-Life 3 forget that make Left4Dead3
@rickyray2794
@rickyray2794 5 лет назад
Forget L4D.. Man if they released L4D3 without mentioning HL3 that would be fucked.
@UniqueGameDev
@UniqueGameDev 5 лет назад
if i being god, i m going future for play h3
@danielwhyte5173
@danielwhyte5173 5 лет назад
@@rickyray2794 Ok so they mentioned HL3, they said they were going to skip making HL3 and make LFD3 😋
@FriikD
@FriikD 5 лет назад
Can't mess with free will.
@cainster
@cainster 5 лет назад
I always wondered how in the hell they filmed the post-it note part of the scene. Very creative work by the costume, art and set decoration departments.
@alexanderpytko5394
@alexanderpytko5394 3 года назад
Must've taken a long time to set up. It looks like Bruce is in a giant piece of cheese!
@tomedy_official
@tomedy_official 2 года назад
Believe it or not it was actually based on a school prank back in the 80s
@RTU130
@RTU130 2 года назад
Ye
@ForsakenWolf1
@ForsakenWolf1 Год назад
1 post it at a time, just kidding...they would have made a thin wall and furniture cover of post it stamps as well as sticking some to skin
@MrDhruvSrivastava
@MrDhruvSrivastava Год назад
CGI son
@EndlessSummer888
@EndlessSummer888 Год назад
If you slow down the answering prayers part, around 3:45 you'll see he answered "YES" to "World Peace." Roll credits.
@sktguha
@sktguha 7 месяцев назад
Woww
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 2 месяца назад
Depends on what their idea of "World Peace" is...
@ssj4majinmatt
@ssj4majinmatt Месяц назад
Another one says “wife stop nagging” YES!
@kenisi_thedevilonhigh
@kenisi_thedevilonhigh 23 дня назад
​​@@timesnewlogan2032 The ideal wouldn't be as simple as yes to all prayers, that would be Insanity. If their were no guns, murders, pedophiles, sure one could argue that would be a form of world peace. That would is likely to have a record of 0 overdoses by self innoculation.
@kenisi_thedevilonhigh
@kenisi_thedevilonhigh 23 дня назад
However the prolonged problem becomes corruption and political dogma. While a peaceful world, it would be disagreeing agreeably and gullibly.
@Dann_Palkarr
@Dann_Palkarr Год назад
"Yahweh!" Creative naming for a website full of prayers. And that intro... pricelessly hilarious!
@qbertguy
@qbertguy 2 месяца назад
It's a parody of the Yahoo ads that ran on TV back during this time
@proud2bpagan
@proud2bpagan 5 лет назад
"What a bunch of whiners!" I wonder how many times a day God actually mutters that,lol.
@SurroundedByClowns1926
@SurroundedByClowns1926 2 года назад
Going what i'm going through now I really needed to see this comment thank you 😂😂😂
@sliceoflife3611
@sliceoflife3611 2 года назад
too much too count 😂 basically just skip all prayers and get filtered by angels i guess lol
@anordkiri6207
@anordkiri6207 2 года назад
God has Patience. God Doesn't Think Like we do
@Maple_Tachibana
@Maple_Tachibana 2 года назад
Probably every second Edit: I’m talking about myself
@detectivepatchouli8266
@detectivepatchouli8266 2 года назад
should i comment jokingly ? or seriously
@raphaelalexandreyensen6291
@raphaelalexandreyensen6291 5 лет назад
Good thing he isn't in Boston My dad once dealing with Boston traffic screamed at the sky GOD NUKE THIS PLACE NOW! "YES"
@plank4235
@plank4235 5 лет назад
Have you seen behind the scenes footage?
@mosesmarlboro5401
@mosesmarlboro5401 5 лет назад
Sounds familiar haha. GO PATS
@zacharysiple629
@zacharysiple629 2 года назад
4:45 "I lost 47 lbs on the Krispy Kreme diet!" That literally may be my favorite movie quote of all time! :)
@sammcdonald1014
@sammcdonald1014 Год назад
That isn’t funny
@zacharysiple629
@zacharysiple629 Год назад
@@sammcdonald1014 Why not?
@onzir
@onzir 11 месяцев назад
Literally favorite quote OF ALL TIME?!!! Are you joking right now.... you just put this comment for the thumbs up, you ain't fooling anyone jfc lmfao
@zacharysiple629
@zacharysiple629 11 месяцев назад
@@onzir Okay, I'm exaggerating a little. But it is very high on the list. Excuse the hyperbole.
@affanjamsari5752
@affanjamsari5752 10 месяцев назад
That’s the best piece of irony I’ve ever heard.
@Cookiesdiefrombehind
@Cookiesdiefrombehind 6 лет назад
“God, I can't choose between pursuing my life dreams or the love of my life, what should I do?" "YES" "thanks god"
@yaoooy
@yaoooy 5 лет назад
that's funny as a kick in the testicles
@chungyanwong7293
@chungyanwong7293 2 года назад
It is possible that God answers in that way too. You may ask God like this but in your heart, you actually want to ask *"God, can I actually choose BOTH my life dreams and the love of my life?"*
@outdoorscholar6016
@outdoorscholar6016 Год назад
@Samar3n humans tend to think in black and white, an omnipotent being like God needs to keep things grey
@patronofsaints2062
@patronofsaints2062 Год назад
@@outdoorscholar6016 he also might think every color even ones that are not on the visible light spectrum
@BungieStudios
@BungieStudios Месяц назад
One time, my pastor told me that God answers prayers in three ways: Yes, No, and Wait. This has proven to be true in my own life. When I was at a crossroads, trying to decide whether to give up college and join the military or not, I prayed and asked God for guidance. He answered me in a unique way - through the radio. The host on the radio was speaking about something that was very specific to me, although it was not intentional. I saw it as a sign that God heard me. I asked God, "Should I stay with college?" and decided to wait for an answer. On my way home, every traffic light was green - which was unusual. I thought maybe it was a sign to keep going. However, the last light before I reached my house was red. I questioned whether or not this was a coincidence, and I prayed out loud: "Maybe this isn't the answer, but I will wait to hear from you." Suddenly, the light changed green even though there were no other cars around to trigger it. At that moment, I knew that I should not give up on college. I said, "Alright, God. I hear you." The next semester, I met my future wife.
@MrCloxacillin250mg
@MrCloxacillin250mg 5 лет назад
(5 years old praying) Will my mom die from a simple small cut on her finger? YES
@mrthatguyx
@mrthatguyx 5 лет назад
16 year old edgy teen praying: God, I wish my parents would just die already God: YES
@flisko123
@flisko123 5 лет назад
@@MuchWhittering what sec
@Mickelraven
@Mickelraven 2 года назад
Some psychopath: Can the world just die? Bruce: Yes This explains Covid-19
@Mickelraven
@Mickelraven 2 года назад
Some edgy atheist: God, can you just go kill yourself? Bruce: Yes *vanishes out of existence*
@albertusaswin2012
@albertusaswin2012 Год назад
@@flisko123 not there but he just made a joke out of the actual scene.
@SteadyEddie1983
@SteadyEddie1983 2 года назад
I think the scene leads to something interesting. Bruce answers everyone's prayers, but some are STILL not happy with the results. It's kind of a "be careful what you wish for" moment.
@albertusaswin2012
@albertusaswin2012 Год назад
And if he gives everything to everyone, which actually happens, well...
@armouredghoul8279
@armouredghoul8279 Год назад
sick person: *wishes not to die from cancer* god: *says no*
@doofkos
@doofkos Год назад
Too many kids wished "burn the school".
@koek1122
@koek1122 Год назад
"i wish the world would burn" .. " i wish the world is in peace" = the world to burn so the world is in peace. xD
@albertusaswin2012
@albertusaswin2012 Год назад
@@koek1122 in pieces, tbh.
@zacharysiple783
@zacharysiple783 4 года назад
4:45 I missed that line as a kid. Watching childhood movies again is a real benefit! :)
@teanmace
@teanmace Год назад
Edp445 in a nutshell.
@SigXman
@SigXman 4 года назад
Some of God's greatest gifts.....are unanserwed prayers.
@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987
That Exactly True friend
@frostchain2362
@frostchain2362 11 месяцев назад
Not sure kids with cancer feel the same, but hey, God works in mysterious ways, eh?
@huaiwei
@huaiwei 4 месяца назад
@@frostchain2362 why struggle to make sense of something you do not even believe in.
@mackyrulez756
@mackyrulez756 13 дней назад
@@huaiweiwhy refuse to explain something you believe in?
@jenicdarling9690
@jenicdarling9690 4 года назад
"Really something isn't it?" Gods proud of his work but it is beautiful.
@870cda
@870cda 2 года назад
I always dream of going to Mount Everest and I am looking forward to a better life no matter what happens although I had a hard time and make things possible. I hope I can be a great example just like Bruce and say my prayers more often and stop lashing out at all times.
@Wetknees
@Wetknees 2 года назад
Nothing like a snowcapped mountain littered with corpses to make you forget about it all….
@David_brent
@David_brent Год назад
You best hope your body can handle it....thats what it all comes down to in the end
@Aggression-hc3yp
@Aggression-hc3yp Год назад
Suggestion when answering prayers: Answer only the ones that are not personal for individuals but are directed towards the wellbeing of others. Let someone in the hospital get better to go home to their loved ones, enable someone who’s down on their knees and begging for a break from the darkest corners of the world have some hope, bring a broken family back together, etc.
@LouisGalaxoz
@LouisGalaxoz Год назад
"Dear God, please make EA stop being greedy" YES
@itsyablyatboisamuel3128
@itsyablyatboisamuel3128 6 лет назад
YAHWEEEEEEEEEEEH
@rubenhernandez3091
@rubenhernandez3091 5 лет назад
Gods Hebrew name
@OmniTheAlchemist
@OmniTheAlchemist 5 лет назад
The false alien who deceived many by claiming as god
@VGF80
@VGF80 3 года назад
You Got Prayers
@joelbaldry
@joelbaldry 2 месяца назад
I read this comment exactly when that played in the video lol
@jaddaher3823
@jaddaher3823 5 лет назад
I wish every beautiful girl love me Yes THANK YOU
@alexamaya672
@alexamaya672 4 года назад
Coulda just went Thanos on them. Random, indiscriminate answers, fair to all. Perfectly balanced as all things should be
@Wetknees
@Wetknees 2 года назад
Shitting out of your ass and mouth doesn’t exactly mean “balance” Aren’t those movies made for children?
@GemSurge95
@GemSurge95 Год назад
That's probably what God does. Grants some. Denies some.
@albertusaswin2012
@albertusaswin2012 Год назад
@@GemSurge95 yes because if we all have what we want, probably at the wrong place and time, things go crazy.
@besaidknight
@besaidknight 6 лет назад
Ever think: this is a lovecraftian scenario? A poor human that has to deal with divine responsibilities? XD
@alistairwalker2850
@alistairwalker2850 2 года назад
More like a Twilight Zone episode
@lynx4082
@lynx4082 2 года назад
Honestly probably one of the simplest movie decisions that could have had apocalyptic outcomes all it takes is one unhinged man to wish for the power to warp reality to his whim and suddenly you got Nega Bruce
@aymuhspunj
@aymuhspunj 2 года назад
Im pretty sure a psychopath like that wouldn't pray to god.
@Wetknees
@Wetknees 2 года назад
You must watch too much of those dog shit Marvel movies?
@BlackFox_632
@BlackFox_632 5 лет назад
The problem is that he says yes to EVERYTHING!
@John_the_Paul
@John_the_Paul Год назад
Huh, I hadn't thought of it like that
@username-ql8ox
@username-ql8ox Год назад
What a Yes-man!!
@BlackFox_632
@BlackFox_632 Год назад
@@username-ql8ox Ha-HAAA
@DakariKingMykan
@DakariKingMykan 5 лет назад
"God hears all prayers... even if sometimes the answer is "No"
@stephaniemarlowe552
@stephaniemarlowe552 Год назад
Correct
@AltairEgo1
@AltairEgo1 Год назад
"Oh I hear you. I just don't give a shit".
@silver4740
@silver4740 5 лет назад
2:30 Yahweh is an ancient name for god... How didnt I connect the dots when I younger
@professionalcommentstealer5271
I didn't really care TBH
@silver4740
@silver4740 5 лет назад
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 dont really see how this concerned you but ok
@CarpetHater
@CarpetHater 2 года назад
Is that where Jehova comes from?
@silver4740
@silver4740 2 года назад
@@CarpetHater its the latinization of the name yes.
@dennishanes9728
@dennishanes9728 Год назад
"i didn't want to start you off with more than you could handle." God knows what each of us is capable of, you'll NEVER be burdened with more than that.
@username-ql8ox
@username-ql8ox Год назад
Who are you to know what God is doing lmao
@ryansauchuk7290
@ryansauchuk7290 10 месяцев назад
Except for all those people who were tortured to death in a Russian prison. I guess they were able to handle it
@Zombiesnyder13
@Zombiesnyder13 4 года назад
4:51 Turning water into wine
@user-fg9oy3uo3h
@user-fg9oy3uo3h 3 года назад
Let someone like Bruce have God’s powers when it comes to the prayers: He messes things up. Let someone responsible have God’s powers when it comes to the prayers: Does not matter how responsible. He or she has limits because they are only human. Even having filter features like “bad prayers” won’t help much because you have to be specific on what bad prayers mean. Like “I wish it is Christmas everyday.” is not a bad prayer but a harmless one though it can also lead to regrets in the long run. There is no shortcut to success after all. If you think you can do better, go ahead. Just be prepared to face the consequences if you mess up.
@daustin8888
@daustin8888 2 года назад
My brother told me the same thing when I was watching this movie
@KINGKongKaliKongs
@KINGKongKaliKongs 2 года назад
That's the real horror bud
@KINGKongKaliKongs
@KINGKongKaliKongs 2 года назад
You sounds like prayingbfor an angel for companion,while u get is angel of death
@user-fg9oy3uo3h
@user-fg9oy3uo3h 2 года назад
@@KINGKongKaliKongs That does sound like something that would happen to Bruce.
@outdoorscholar6016
@outdoorscholar6016 Год назад
That’s the point of the movie: no one can do the job better than God
@theonejackal89
@theonejackal89 5 лет назад
Funny thing is, that is STILL only between 57th Street and the Commonwealth in Buffalo. Now, think about that, but the entire world, and perhaps beyond.
@sweetbabyrodney
@sweetbabyrodney 4 года назад
It would create a shitton of chaos.
@finlandguy427
@finlandguy427 2 года назад
God always knew Bruce isn't the right guy to do the God's job. God knew what to do in order to teach Bruce.
@mikebean.
@mikebean. Год назад
Imagine my prayer getting a yes to all
@lishajun10
@lishajun10 8 лет назад
a beautiful movie
@views-gg3db
@views-gg3db 6 лет назад
Me:God What will i do if i got caught stealing God:YES
@LoPiccolo.
@LoPiccolo. 6 лет назад
I just spent the past 5 minutes trying to find out what the messages all said. and they end up being the same messages repeated over and over.
@user-nu3sd7zb2j
@user-nu3sd7zb2j 5 лет назад
Lol
@connorcampbell1043
@connorcampbell1043 5 лет назад
I'm curious, what was it? Also, I know it's been a year or so, but welcome back to Bruce Almighty clips :)
@nicbentulan
@nicbentulan 3 года назад
i don't think they were all the same. timestamps please?
@gumei5673
@gumei5673 5 лет назад
Typing YES "pressing all the keys in keyboard"
@ry4nmaster
@ry4nmaster 5 лет назад
Perhaps the keyboards is a YESYES keyboard instead of QWERTY
@geeksandcooks
@geeksandcooks Год назад
Just imagine having to set up the post-it scenes 🤣
@tomedy_official
@tomedy_official 2 года назад
1:56 what I'm like in my daily life
@tracezachdaniels4264
@tracezachdaniels4264 5 лет назад
SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide} sooooo fun...!!
@johnnygunzfilmbuff7821
@johnnygunzfilmbuff7821 3 года назад
It's true what they say God does have a sense of Humor.
@geronimozarza8495
@geronimozarza8495 2 года назад
The problem I have with this movie Is that God makes him Almighty but not All-Knowing. Being All-Knowimg is one of the Powers of God that allows him to do wise things. Without being All-Knowimg, Bruce is not God, just a jerk with superpowers.
@kyuubinaruto17
@kyuubinaruto17 2 года назад
The issue comes down to Bruce's desires. He COULD give himself foresight and knowledge, but hes more interested in having hot sex, shoving monkeys up butts, and making his coworker look like an idiot on live TV. So he has the power to access it but not the will, because he doesn't care about infinite knowledge. Only what's in front of him and will benefit him.
@user-fg9oy3uo3h
@user-fg9oy3uo3h Год назад
That's the point. God is testing Bruce as a flawed mortal. God even challenged Bruce to do a better job as himself. It will be just a short film if Bruce was given All-Knowing.
@lodgin
@lodgin Год назад
Him not being all-knowing isn't a problem, it's the point... the whole movie is not really about Bruce, it's about God's ego. Are we to believe that, if Bruce had gone about his newfound powers with any kind of sensibility, like, say, setting up an angelic organisation to research and answer prayers, and organise regular divine scouting missions to travel the world and report on issues - that God would’ve sustained his powers? Nope, God’s ego was wounded at Bruce’s challenge, and the whoooole movie is God putting Bruce in his place… pun intended. Bruce had no guidance nor the wherewithal or maturity to handle such power and responsibility, he was bound to fail. Indeed, not only did God know that he’d fail, but He intended for Bruce to fail. Of course, this is a comedy movie so it’s not that deep, but still, someone else could’ve absolutely done a better job than God if given the opportunity.
@Joe.8671
@Joe.8671 Год назад
God wouldn't give anyone all his power's only a limited
@lodgin
@lodgin Год назад
@@Joe.8671 "In a way, I brought you here to offer you a job. My job. You think you can do it better so here's your chance. When you leave this building, you will be endowed with _ALL_ my powers."
@tereesha
@tereesha 5 лет назад
"Jackie Chan should be a comedian" Jackie: Yes
@nicbentulan
@nicbentulan 3 года назад
easy solution: stop time, answer prayers in the time thus far, continue life, repeat the next day. of course it could be like clockstoppers where you age...or you just command no extra ageing...idk
@bella_ciao4608
@bella_ciao4608 2 года назад
Or just make clones of you to do it at the same time
@nicbentulan
@nicbentulan 2 года назад
@@bella_ciao4608 yay! :D
@jofromiloilo8638
@jofromiloilo8638 7 лет назад
Prayers are always answered, yes!
@ArnoldChengKiLim
@ArnoldChengKiLim 6 лет назад
If there's a thing that always let people's own dream come true, people won't be satisfied.
@justsomeguywithhalfamustac4600
Jo Eggas who knew God has every skin color of the world
@GGG-hh5jo
@GGG-hh5jo 6 лет назад
Jo Eggas but not all
@ricardoluiscigana2746
@ricardoluiscigana2746 Год назад
Excelente película
@professionalcommentstealer5271
3:49 wait a minute, you already answered that prayer
@oliverwarren-cole9426
@oliverwarren-cole9426 Год назад
What prayer
@Moymoy-25
@Moymoy-25 Год назад
You can pray for your health and safety. That's the reality. We can pray to end your suffering and pain and hope that he listens someday.
@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987
Yes friend
@MrSaunamies95
@MrSaunamies95 5 лет назад
Can we take a moment and appreciate soundtracks?
@panicwolf8586
@panicwolf8586 Год назад
Sometimes getting what we want doesn't mean it'll be good.
@l.t.4364
@l.t.4364 11 месяцев назад
That's soo awesome, 🙏🙏❤❤❤
@xuesenliu
@xuesenliu 16 часов назад
No matter the contents of the prayers, he answered only YES. This movie really showed some fundamental spiritual truth here.
@jewwhovotedfornaziparty
@jewwhovotedfornaziparty 5 лет назад
Me: Why did you create blackholes? God: YES
@RBYW1234
@RBYW1234 8 месяцев назад
First 90 seconds, prefect.
@veronica534
@veronica534 6 лет назад
*YAHWEEEEEEH!!!*
@OmniTheAlchemist
@OmniTheAlchemist 5 лет назад
Verónica the false alien disguised as god
@VGF80
@VGF80 4 года назад
You got prayers
@Moymoy-25
@Moymoy-25 Год назад
I feel this way most of the time since 2020
@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987
Be strong friend
@unknown-zu2py
@unknown-zu2py 5 лет назад
I hear that shiet when im either wasted or hungover trying sleep...I use sage aka smudge to make the negative energy go away :)
@noelmcgovern8995
@noelmcgovern8995 2 года назад
This was the original "how many so so do you want?" YES
@tatyana6063
@tatyana6063 Год назад
Jim Carrey made me laugh in these parts in this very funny movie!
@SHEMAVXN
@SHEMAVXN Год назад
I knew it all along. I can’t believe it. I am truly blessed!!! Thank you FATHER IN HEAVEN!!! I am so grateful beyond belief!!! Thank you, thank you, and thank you 🙏🏾!!!
@ArnoldChengKiLim
@ArnoldChengKiLim 6 лет назад
If real God replying prayers, he won't just only say "Yes" or "No" to them. Maybe answers like "Yes, but work hard." "No, it's not a proper time." "You have to…" "Don't be…" or no reply.
@user-nu3sd7zb2j
@user-nu3sd7zb2j 6 лет назад
Arnold Cheng Ki Lim its a comedy movie .
@avonbavoon197
@avonbavoon197 6 лет назад
Arnold Cheng Ki Lim hahaha... No reply... I see what you did there
@russelingersoll6902
@russelingersoll6902 6 лет назад
SO ITS THE SAME THING IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST????...
@hannibalburgers477
@hannibalburgers477 6 лет назад
Arnold Cheng Ki Lim thank god jim carrey is not god
@CuongNguyen-le5ic
@CuongNguyen-le5ic 6 лет назад
If God really exist, he wouldn't care about humans just like we humans don't care about ants. Seriously, the one major wrong thing about religions are to say God, a powerful being care about us humans. Think about it, there are TRILLIONS of galaxies, TRILLIONS upon TRILLIONS of planet. Ours planet is like a grain of sand in the desert. So to say a powerful being would care about this planet and us humans are the same as telling people to go to the desert and look and focus on a particular piece grain of sand.
@sanathakumarsinghaokram7680
@sanathakumarsinghaokram7680 2 года назад
Radio may birds and He answer. A+
@loyalarcher
@loyalarcher 5 лет назад
YES to all good prayers NO to all bad prayers
@stefantomasi4036
@stefantomasi4036 3 года назад
Agreed. All bad prayers should be moved to the junk and trash mail inboxes
@Lucones
@Lucones 7 лет назад
6:04 SAVE THE CLOCK TOWER !!!!!
@rexevan6714
@rexevan6714 6 лет назад
Lucão Beatle Back to the future reference?
@stetsonherrick8090
@stetsonherrick8090 5 лет назад
...I wonder if this was also a Majora's Mask reference. Maybe to also by extension, save Termina from the Moon?
@kylethompson2109
@kylethompson2109 8 месяцев назад
2:13 good luck settling all of those prayers 😂
@raymondramos7025
@raymondramos7025 5 лет назад
My favorite movie
@stefantomasi4036
@stefantomasi4036 3 года назад
Same here. Tom Shadyac is my favourite director. My other fave movies of his are Dragonfly and my fave movie that he produced was Accepted
@gabitex
@gabitex 2 года назад
This is THE cataclysm of the movie.
@ZodinpuiaChawngthu
@ZodinpuiaChawngthu 5 лет назад
It's so satisfying to say Yahweeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh
@petejones879
@petejones879 Год назад
I've just realised I've never seen this movie
@S4inc
@S4inc Год назад
"Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers"... it's in a song I Can't Remember the Name of whoever sings it
@Regfife
@Regfife 10 месяцев назад
Garth Brooks
@hieveryoneiiiwatchingyou2221
@hieveryoneiiiwatchingyou2221 6 лет назад
Yahweeeeeh insta prayer😂😂 yahoo instant messenger
@CleoCatzby
@CleoCatzby 5 лет назад
When he described that coffee, I heard Meryl's voice advertising that Mococoa drink from The Truman Show
@bellumios
@bellumios 5 лет назад
Where are the angels when u need em
@stefantomasi4036
@stefantomasi4036 3 года назад
I feel like that I have angels protecting me when I pray
@beeblebrux2112
@beeblebrux2112 Год назад
RiP Philip Baker Hall, loved him in this movie
@TB4000
@TB4000 5 лет назад
What this scene also is kinda getting at is that people that claim they don't pray probably do at some point.
@LordNightCrawler
@LordNightCrawler 2 года назад
its actually kinda a simple straight forward job, all you had to do is answer the prayers but yeah you had to read all of them one by one and it keep build up. i would take that job and read their prayers.
@isaacho8230
@isaacho8230 Год назад
The coffee scene lolll
@stephaniemarlowe552
@stephaniemarlowe552 Год назад
Yep 1:28
@keithc1234
@keithc1234 3 месяца назад
it's nice to see that the bakery looting scene stayed accurate.
@JazzJaRa
@JazzJaRa 3 года назад
"Grace MIGHT notice" xD
@Evans-zw2il
@Evans-zw2il 2 года назад
Man if u ask God to switch lives it can be cool and hard bcz u will be hearing prayers everywhere and can't handle like a billion of them
@orestes1757
@orestes1757 3 года назад
"THY KINGDUMB COME" Brooo why lmaooo!
@Coelancanth
@Coelancanth 7 лет назад
5 years later, the video title is still wrong.
@ritchiearganoza
@ritchiearganoza 6 лет назад
2 0 1 2 2018
@alexanderpytko5394
@alexanderpytko5394 3 года назад
That woman in the red jacket, at 4:45, prayed, "Please let me lose weight on the Krispy Kreme diet,"?! Seems like someone who wants to lose weight but can continue eating junk food. Maybe by answering "No," it would've made her realize that she needs to eat healthier. Something God probably would've said to Bruce in that deleted scene of showing the results about people always getting what they want.
@Loanthanhphat1309
@Loanthanhphat1309 2 года назад
4:54
@alexanderpytko5394
@alexanderpytko5394 9 месяцев назад
@@Loanthanhphat1309 I'm referring to when God shows how Bruce made a fat kid strong so kids would stop picking on him in gym which resulted in him being a bully and now he would go towards being a professional wrestler and then end up managing a muffler shop after testing positive for steroids. Had the boy not gotten what he prayed for, he would've become a great poet whose work would've been based around his childhood pain. Also how a woman named Ester was bankrupted and Bruce caused her to have an accident at a grocery store where a lawyer saw everything and got her to sue the store. It resulted in her winning a lot of money and buying a condo in South Florida but living a lonely life. God tells Bruce had Ester not gotten what she prayed for, she would've had to call her sister for help which would've gotten them back together. If God had shown Bruce about helping that woman lose weight, God: "She's lost nearly 50 pounds on a diet of Krispy Kream." Bruce: "Well, now she doesn't have to give up Krispy Kream. I mean that stuff's good. It's gooood." God: "I know it is but now she believes she can keep on eating junk food without getting fat. Although, she's losing weight, she's still going to develop other problems in the near future." Bruce: "Like what?" God: "High blood pressure, liver disease, diabetes and the possible risks of having a heart attack and/or a stroke." Bruce:(cringes) "Ooooh." God: "Had she not lost all that weight, it would've convinced her that her only choice was to start eating more healthy foods and take better care of herself. She would've been inspiration to her whole family." Perhaps later, when Bruce stops answering YES to all, that woman starts gaining the weight back. She throws away the junk food and is later seen eating carrot sticks.
@stevebigansky9372
@stevebigansky9372 Месяц назад
one of Morgan Freeman's best performances
@grimmshredsanguinus2915
@grimmshredsanguinus2915 5 лет назад
-Ma lil bro is annoying can u kill him for me God? -Yes!
@Virtualmess32
@Virtualmess32 5 лет назад
OH YAWEH I GET IT
@seanmorriscoversongs
@seanmorriscoversongs 3 года назад
It's good it's GOOOOD 2:47
@slythers4342
@slythers4342 2 года назад
God tusi great ho
@iblamekshitij
@iblamekshitij 2 года назад
Copy kiya tha bollywood ne
@Godsprincess1201
@Godsprincess1201 2 года назад
This scene teaches to pray and be patient coz alot of people their praying but always God will answer our prayers 🙌🙌😥
@huaiwei
@huaiwei 4 месяца назад
Actually God do not always answer our prayers...at least not in the way we often expect. It is according to his plan, not ours. ;)
@matthewmorris7665
@matthewmorris7665 5 лет назад
"I'm dead?!" 😂😂😂
@Mozes316
@Mozes316 2 года назад
"How many people have you helped?" God has some nerve to even go there. lmao
@RileyWritey
@RileyWritey Год назад
That's the point. He's basically saying "you cursed me for not helping you, but look at what you're doing now."
@Mozes316
@Mozes316 Год назад
@@RileyWritey I smell where your coming from. But the major difference is God's supposed eternity to Stanley Ipkiss' few hours. So the fact he's even trying to make that argument is just a plain dick move... I'm not even sure what I'm even ranting about anymore. 😂
@RileyWritey
@RileyWritey Год назад
@@Mozes316 I get you, it's why Christians often argue you can't fully understand God. Probably because when you really think about it, it's quite uncomfortable to think our creator sees our pain and doesn't care.
@Mozes316
@Mozes316 Год назад
@@RileyWritey honestly it was those type of answer that really helped push me out of the religion altogether. That and "You can't question his plan!" "Our human minds can't even begin to understand!" and so on... It was a bit off-putting to me, personally.
@alexanderrodger8989
@alexanderrodger8989 Год назад
Saying ‘Yes’ to every prayer request no matter the person’s quality or who they are as a person? I’m sure this won’t backfire in any way. 😇😬
@its_just_marvlus
@its_just_marvlus Год назад
That dead joke was funny though i had a great laugh oh my goodness
@stephaniemarlowe552
@stephaniemarlowe552 Год назад
We are t😊 0:53
@Tnu1138
@Tnu1138 5 лет назад
you see if I were Bruce I would have catagorized the emails lottery tickets by location in one set of folders, sick and infirm get their own section so they can all be fixed up in one motion then anot her catagory for sprots teams etc.
@stephaniemarlowe552
@stephaniemarlowe552 Год назад
Thy Will Be dome
@TheFatPunisher
@TheFatPunisher 5 лет назад
6 years and the title is still missing the y in "Almighty"
@sofaking1611
@sofaking1611 5 лет назад
Morgan Freeman is Almight and Jim Carey is Midoria
@miksayshi105
@miksayshi105 4 года назад
In the first few seconds you could hear the Hiss from Control
@dalepittaway725
@dalepittaway725 Год назад
Though a film I’d depicts a strong philosophical meaning that fixing everything achieves the opposite of good, yin and yang is the true balance and neutrality.
@FallenAngelic17
@FallenAngelic17 4 года назад
Sometimes when im.in a crowded room, my sensory overload feels like when he's hearing all the prayers.
@professionalcommentstealer5271
That dog looked cute covered in post-its
@zaborovnik6178
@zaborovnik6178 Год назад
If I was a God, I would probably made a program which automatically sorts out wishes for impossible things to happen and restricts me from granting wishes that could not be achieved at the same time. Maybe even make auto (Yes|No) option, depending on good and bad things person had done through live and would be granted wish a motivator for him to become a better person.
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