Dear Brother Tim, (Brother in Christ). I love watching you perform. I have a genetic disorder and everyday I experience a great deal of physical pain throughout my body. I often have insomnia because the pain prevents sleep at night. I pull you up on my tablet and almost immediately I start to feel better most of all my mood and sprit feels lighter. I feel energized, encouraged and inspired. You are a true blessing, God bless you your family.
I never have seen Tim before today. What an incredible talent!!! I have laughed really hard! Thank you Tim! God bless you! It is so nice to hear a comedian who is truly funny without being crude and using bad language.
😂😂😂😂😂Laughing so hard, Tim Hawkins can make the sadest time go away with his standup and wonderful songs. Was feeling down until I started watching this. Now I will never be able to think of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" the same ever again.😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😁😁
+Nrwhite33 Yes . I became a little mesmerized wondering what was going on . After reading these posts , it became clear . What a talent this guy is . I hope he comes to Canada soon and may GOD bless him .
Tim, Tim, Tim. I only have one question. Were you a musician before you were a comedian or were you a comedian before you were a musician? And don’t try that “well, one kind of led into the other, at the exact same moment” bullskates. (A new curse word for your list, perhaps?)
I have been a fan of Tim Hawkins since 2009! This is my first time seeing him play the piano. He is pouring with talent - I am so glad he uses it for the glory of God!!
Procrastinators for a better tomorrow! I'm the president of that organization. Why put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow? Mark Twain
That's my first try, I added the time stamp where I'm really unsure. (its not my first language) It would be nice if anyone could point out the mistakes. Lyrics: It's four o'clock on a saturday, a regular crowd falls (1:57) in. And there is an old man at the register, (and) an early bird with a quadruple chin. He says: "Miss, i don't need a doggy bag or container made from styrofoam, cause when i get the chance i stuff bread in my pants and thats the way i take it home." Chorus: Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man. Oh bring us a tray tonight. Cause its salty and sweet and its all you can eat, we belong here and we're feeling alright.(2:57) (or maybe see second chorus) And the waitress is handing out privozac (3:15), and the busboys refill the sweet tea. Mother tells davy, we're all out of gravy We all know how ... away.(3:25) And Paul is a regular customer, with Pete his identical twin. And they walk side by side, they're at least ten feet wide, nobody knows how they got in. Chorus: Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man. Oh bring us a tray tonight. Cause its salty and sweet and its all you can eat, we love it but we're not feeling alright. [?] And its a pretty good crowd for a saturday, and the manager is getting insane. Cause he saw someone sneeze in the fresh mac&cheese, now hes calling it quiche lorraine. And the pizza smells like a pizza, and the music is blurring adele. I came in for brunch but it turned into lunch. How about dinner? Oh, what da (F) Everybody sing! Chorus
+onpsxmember: Wow! Very nice job! I corrected a few mistakes, but most of it was fine. Thanks so much for your help! :-D VERSE 1: It's four o'clock on a Saturday A regular crowd wobbles in And there's an old man at the register An early bird with a quadruple chin VERSE 2: He says, “Miss, I don't need a doggy-bag Or container made from styrofoam Cause when I get the chance I shove bread in my pants And that's the way I take it home" INTERLUDE: Oh, la da-da didee da da La-da didee da da-dum CHORUS: Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man Oh-ho, bring us a tray tonight Cause you're salty, and you're sweet, and it's all you can eat We're bloated, but we're feeling alright VERSE 3: And the waitress is handing out Prilosec And the busboys refill the sweet tea Can somebody tell Davy, we ran out of gravy? We all know how long he will be VERSE 4: And Paul is a regular customer With Pete his identical twin When they walk side by side, they're at least ten feet wide Nobody knows how they got in CHORUS: VERSE 5: And it's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday But the manager's going insane Cause he saw someone sneeze in the fresh mac-n-cheese Now he's calling it “quiche lorraine” VERSE 6: And the pizza it smells like a pizza And the music is blaring Adele Yes, I came in for brunch, and it turned into lunch How 'bout dinner? Oh, what the [hell] (Everybody sing!) INTERLUDE: Oh, la da-da didee da da (Sing it out!) La-da didee da da-dum (Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man! Sing it out!) CHORUS: Bring us a tray, you're the buffet man Bring us a tray tonight (Salty and sweet!) Cause you're salty and [you're] sweet, and it's all you can eat We're bloated, but we're feeling alright
To the people arguing about whether or not he's actually playing the piano, I'll settle the argument right now... He's not. I know this because I have his That's The Worst DVD. He plays this song to close out the show and he makes a joke about how he's playing the keyboard even though it isn't even plugged in. He WAS actually playing the harmonica though.
that was incredibly obvious... he lifts his hands while the piano is playing, and you can tell by the reflection in the background hes just banging keys, not actually moving hands to play the notes
He’s not using the pedals either... but I’ve been watching him for years and have never seen him on the piano before now so it didn’t take me long to realize...
I can sing about 75% from memory and its awesome! [I randomly start singing off-key] [friends look at me like i have a crazy skin disease] [continues singing off-key]
Holy crap, what a talent! I don't know how I haven't seen you before but now I'm binge-watching every show of yours. I subscribed, and figured that's the least I could do (it was). I too, am an entertainer/ performer in many media, but mostly voice-acting and the like. Your characterizations and movement on stage belie BRILLIANCE. Keep AT it, and I look forward to your playing live over here in Hawaii, or Florida, where I may be living and performing, next year. Either way, amazing guitar AND piano (!) work, as well as great writing and lyrics. Superb, and since you play in churches a lot, remarkably CLEAN! Mahalo! (I'm white but like to think I'm Hawaiian, now), and Best of the BEST in your future endeavors. ;)
Okay, another viewing shows me you may have been cheating on the pie-anna, and harmonikey, but I don't care. imho, this was a better version than the original. LOL "Another One Rides The Bus", comes to mind.... ;)
Well...Weird Al is crude sometimes. And he yanked most of his stuff off of RU-vid. It's on his website...which is blocked where I live for some reason (the Philippines).
I wish Tim would go more viral because anyone can listen to his humor, child and grandparent alike without being offended. I wish he would come to Troy Missouri but...….. don't see that happening anytime soon :-( Waaaaaaa!!! I saw he was in Wentzville but by the time I found out, there was only a few days to go and no tickets left …….. more WAAAAAAAAAAA! LOL
Lord use my brother James to help me to go and see him in concert and he is very funny very clean and just let the holy Ghost be your guide and you can let your children listen to him without fear of being brainwashed. I sought the Lord and he heard me and delivered me with from all my fears ps 34:4
Tim is a fan of classic rock, but personally, I really have to grit my teeth through his choices of songs because they were played over and over AD NAUSEUM while I was growing up, so I'm definitely not a fan of the genre (insert a Tim Hawkins "dry heave" here). But I listen for TIM because he is SO DANG TALENTED, and does such great lyrics! LOVE him! BTW, did y'all know that Tim taught himself to play piano that well in about a YEAR??? 😱 That man's a music machine!
always nice listening to christian funnys cept when the commercial for a movie takes lords name in vain and three other curse words and one racist joke. wish u could screen ads. thanks for sharing anyway
not playing.... 1. his hands in the reflection dont move with the notes.... 2. he removes his hands from the piano and it's still playing. he's a comedian who can play guitar very well.... but thats about it
I used to work for Fire Mountain which I lovingly referred to as "Hell Mountain" because of the staff and the clientele. They used to have a fortune telling machine by the door called "How Long Will You Live?" No kidding. I had one lady who'd come in and graze for hours and then tell me how sad she felt for her husband because she was never too hungry to cook him a meal after his long day at work.....grrrrrr
