Camelot (Dingo Pictures) 

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a poorly animated place.

“We are…the knights who say….YEE!!!!!”

🎶 "He is Brave Sir Phelous. Sir Phelous a Bootleg Zone. He will watch the Dingo films, oh Brave Phelous. He will dissect it into tiny bits and riff them all the way."

“YOUR ANIMATION WAS A POORLY DESIGNED HAMSTER, AND YOUR DUB TEAM SMELT OF ELDER BERRIES!!!” -the taunting French to the dingo knights of the round, probably

(*looking at animated Merlin*) Man, Jareth the Goblin King really let himself go.

Wabuu: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary." Wooshel: "'Tis but a scratch!" Wabuu: "A scratch?! Your arm has been blown off." Wooshel: "I've had worse."

Merlin: "Anyway, to make a long story short Mordred killed me."

It's amazing how when you first reviewed Lion and the King way way way back when, Dingo Pictures was just this enigma that barely anyone knew anything about and nowadays there's just so much documentation, names, behind the scenes stuff...like it's surreal that we now know who Wabuu's voice actor is in both versions (Armin Drogat OG/Don F. Jordan for the english dubs). Takes a way a bit of the fun mystery, but cool how far we've come.

Wabuu: "Most of these knights are sooo stupid!" Merlin: "You're telling me!!!"

And then Excalibur was found by the Shredder and gave life to statues. Exactly as the legends foretold before Phelous asked Merlin to shut up.

What the hell is that ending? Merlin hooking up with Morgana is the best plot twist🤣 "We gonna go bang in a different world now, bye... PLANESHIFT"

Perhaps Armin Drogat was the most important part of Dingo Pictures

*Charles Martinet voice: It's a-name, Excalibur!

I had a really weird dream recently, and one part of the dream was drawn in the Dingo Pictures art style.

Old Man: "Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he YEEEEE."

They were going to have the scene where Arthur uses Excalibur to defeat Mordred, but the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. I’m guessing from seeing what they were animating.

Wabuusferatu: ''I VANT TO SUCK... YOUR BOOZE!''

Phelous and Dingo pictures. Name a more iconic duo.

A Clastle... It's a castle, but with more class!

Given how accurate Animated Merlin's outfit is to Live Action Merlin's costume, it leads me to believe Dingo recorded the live action bits first before animating anything. With the ineptitude we've come to know from Dingo, I doubt they'd take the time to make a totally accurate costume that Armin Drogat would presumably only wear for this one film. Then again, maybe the Dingo Pictures crew are far more interested in cosplay than they are animating.

A German dingo in King Arthur's court is the book weve been waiting for.

You can tell Phelous is super glad he got access to all these Dingo assets... and honestly, so are we ^^

"DOOOO YOOOU KNOOOW WHO I AMMMM?"

Admittedly I never looked up how many movies Dingo has done, but every time I see Phelan do a Dingo Pictures video I'm like: "There are MORE!?!?!"

Its gonna be a sad day when phelous reviews all the dingo pictures movies. An end of a era. Unless the lost media dingo films are found.

I honestly find the Dingo-saur to be cute. It somehow looks better than the other characters in the movie to me.

I wouldn't summon these "Knights of the Round" to fight Sephiroth, though the animation feels about as long.

"The Wonderful Bowl." Well, I guess it's always 420 when Dingo's involved.

Dingo is truly a rabbit hole Phelous can never get out of

It's funny that Percival, who was basically a bum of the street, ended up being a better fighter than Arthur seeing as he was able to defeat Mordred without cheating.

The "....for youuuuu" joke NEVER fails to make me laugh.

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis' a silly place.'

We're Knights of the Dingo Table We laugh whene'er we're able (heh heh) We do routines with pointless scenes With animation condemnable We lip flap quiet in Camelot and got a silly king - mah gawd!

I think the unnamed fat knight challenging Lancelot to try and cut each other's heads off is a reference to the ballad of the Green Knight, but of course, that was with Galahad and the Green Knight was a magical intruder.

The head chopping bit is from "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight"

In live action, he looks like an eldery fusion of Voldemort and Ozzy Osbourne.

22:33 And that’s not even the first time that it happened in Arthurian legend. In some versions, King Uther - Arthur’s father - used Merlin’s magic to disguise himself as Gorlois, a rival of Uther, so that Uther could sleep with his wife who he’d always lusted after… which is how Arthur was born.

Baby dinosaur is probably supposed to be pet dragon. Which merlin didn't even have.

Somewhere out there, Linkara perks his head and feels a familiar dread: someone has pronounced the name of Nimue incorrectly. -Teo

If Lancelot had gotten his head cut off, he wouldn't have been able to horn in on Guinevere later and so the whole kingdom would not have fallen as a result of that domino being knocked over. Oh, the misery that could have been avoided with a single chop of that axe.

Woooow! They really just left the whole Mordred betraying Arthur story unresolved. I haven't seen such "brilliance" since Goldenfilms' Anastasia left Rasputin in control of Russia.

Merlin ditching the random dinosaur to bang a lady is certainly a play. Maybe they can make mordred two and take over britan

Old Man and Oro McDinoscience: We Are The Knights Who Say ‘Yeeee’!

A story where King Wabuu gets overthrown by his knights Sir Garfield, Sir Meowth and Sir Michaelangelo after finding the Wonderful Bowl sounds a lot better than... whatever that was.

12:58 It's pronounced 'Nim-oo-ay', and I would also note that the Damsel of the Lake's name varies frequently between versions-- in some variants she's called Vivian/Vivienne, for instance-- as does her very backstory. The only consistent thing about the Damsel of the Lake between different versions of the legend is that she gives Arthur Excalibur, that she is Lancelot's adopted mother, hence him being called Lancelot Du Lac ('Lancelot of the Lake' in French), and that she ultimately seduces Merlin before magically sealing him away (either in a cave, or inside a hollow tree, depending on the version).

I, for one, welcome the new king of England, Wabuu I.

"Dingosaur! You is the King of Fools!"

The head chopping part is from Gawain and the Green Knight, a separate story, original was more following on your word, but giving it to Lancelot and putting it out of context made for another WTF moment.

Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the Wonderful Bowl Indy quits halfway through the hunt because finding a wonderful bowl sounds lame as hell.

"Shut up, Merlin!" I love when there's callbacks to unrelated videos.

Excalibur 2... which you can only unlock by beating Dingo's entire library in under 12 hours.... which is easier if you just skip all the cutscenes.

Oh good. From the title I was afraid this would be all live-action and thought "but...then we won't get random animals laughing".

We're Knights of the Round Table! We dance whenever we're able! We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impecc-a-ble! We dine well here in Camelot We eat Ham & Jam & Spam a lot! We're Knights of the Round Table! Our shows are form-id-a-ble! But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsing-a-ble! We're opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the DIAPHRAGM A LOOOOOT! In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatig-a-ble! Between our quest, we sequin vests And impersonate Clark Gable It's a busy life in Camelot... *IIIIII HAAAAVE TOOOO PUSH THE PRAM A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!*

"It's a name, Excalibur" is the extremely obscure bastardized proto-version of "It's a-me, Mario"

Merlin sounds like he could use some diamonds.

Well, if you didn't exist before trying to pull out that sword, you definitely couldn't lie, so they have a point.

Mordread was Arthur's child with his Half-Sister. There was a prophecy that he wouldn't usurp Arthur, so was exiled as an infant and was raised by Morgan Le Fey.

"Ahh look Arthur personally." Sounds like someone translated the german a bit too literal there. My guess is that the german version there could be smth like "Ahhh seht, Arthur höchstpersönlich." Which would be a normal phrase to use in German. I wonder how much of the Gibberish language use in these films come from such mistranslations.

The face Phelan is making in the thumbnail is the personification of fear.

As someone who was really into Arthurian legends in high school, here are some interesting facts concerning some of the sudden plot changes: 1. Merlin did have a “love interest” in one of the stories that happens very shortly before Arthur’s death. Her name was Vivian and she was “the most gorgeous woman in the world” who was crafted by Morgana to seduce Merlin and trick him into revealing his most powerful secrets and spells. In a shockingly out of character move, typically level headed Merlin does whatever Vivian asks of him and he’s not even hypnotized or anything! The only explanation the story gives for his sudden stupidity is that “Merlin has a great fondness for beautiful women and can never refuse their requests.” Eventually, Vivian learns Merlin’s most powerful and forbidden spell, which could bring about an immortal’s death. To make a long story short, she “Sleeping Beauty’s “ him into a death-like sleep, then places an enchantment on his castle to make it invisible and encased in thorns. Like Arthur, Merlin is supposed to be roused from his death at the end of the world. 2. In some Arthurian legends, Mordred is even closer to Arthur’s family tree in that he’s Arthur’s illegitimate son. What’s even creepier is that his mother Morgana is Arthur’s half sister. I read one version of this story that tried to “soften the blow” I guess by Morgana enchanting herself to make herself look like Guinevere, but I think that just made it even worse. 3. The typical ending of Arthur’s life is also a rushed story, in which Guinevere is banished to a nunnery and Lancelot either to a monastery or back to his kingdom in France. If he’s sent to the latter, he usually takes a good chunk of Arthur’s knights with him as many of them side with Lancelot in the whole love triangle thing. With his wife, best friend, and comerades gone, as well as his mentor, Merlin, dead, Arthur is usually left to face Mordred alone. During the battle, they both kill each other at the same time. I can’t remember what happens to Mordred, but Arthur is revived by Morgana, who does a sudden heel-face turn and takes him to spend his afterlife in Avalon, the kingdom of the fairies, until the apocalypse, upon which he will be summoned to fight again. On the way, she threw Excalibur back in the lake, where it apparently still waits for the next great hero to come and get it.

Poor Armin Drogat. He looks like he is cooking in that outfit.

Of all the elements of Arthurian legend I expected to see hastily thrown into a Dingo film, I definitely wasn't expecting a tldr version of Gawain and the Green Knight starring Lancelot instead of Gawain. I guess after they omitted the Arthur/Gwen/Lance love triangle, they felt compelled to still include him somehow just because of his fame.

Wabuu’s actor in live action talking in your father the black panther is your father’s voice is bizarre on a multitude of planes. Truly an onion of WHAT!?!

Lancelot and Arthur look so similar that when Lancelot was telling Percival to go to Camelot to talk to King Arthur, I was thinking "Wait, why is King Arthur telling the guy to go to Camelot to talk to him. Can't they just have the conversation right now?"

21:01-21:07 Given what the UK has been like for a decade and a half, I for one welcome our new raccoon overlord.

"There, I did the thing", haha, Phelous we love you. Do the retirement! Merlin seems to have been put in the microwave.

Dingo breaking the Arthurian timeline is the least surprising thing I've heard today - even that Transformers movie was more fitting for such a legend. ... Okay, maybe that's a stretch.

I can't wait for Dingo Pictures to start doing live action remakes of all their animated greatest (s)hits.

2:34 they were considerate enough to make a version specially for fan dubbing😅

I choke a little whenever I hear that "BIG DADDY" quote. Someday I will hear it while actually eating something and RIP.

"The Sword in the Eyeballs" for those who dares watch this abomination of all things animated

I feel like Mordrid would remind Professor Layton of a puzzle.

'That's messed up to come from Greek mythology!' Oh, so very accurate.

*Merlin:* "Weeeeee in Caaaamelooot like to streeeeeeetch theeeeeee pronuuuuuuuuunciaaaaa--" *Wabuu:* "Shuddup! This joke is shooooo shtuuuupiiid."

More Dingo Pictures? Nice!

So what's more stupid? Bill or Ted jumping into a bush or tree to find the Holy Grail in the Bill and Ted NES game or Galahad just happening upon it in here seconds after entering a cave? Honestly the unfilmed ending of Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the Knights are released from jail and find the grail at a department store looks downright plausible compared to either.

I love the Monty Python opening and was just thinking the same thing.

Camelot! Camelot! Camelot! It's only a model! Shhh!

I wonder if the bit with Lancelot and that other knight agreeing to hit each other in the neck was supposed to be a reference to the green knight. It would fit with how many other aspects of arthurian legend are haphazardly jumbled together here

IT'S ONLY A MODEL.

I just bought the Mort D'Arthur two days ago (yes I know its public domain but the binding had _foil_ on it guys); this is some timing. ...Also, the Mort D'Arthur is more Dingo-esque than I had expected; Arthur pulls the sword out of the stone and then puts it back in a bunch of times before he's crowned king, the first time being to give it to his adoptive brother for a tourney, who then immediately tries to claim England for _himself_ because: 'look, I have the sword!' 'yes but where did you _get_ it' 'Arthur gave me it' 'that means _he_ is the king, you dodo' 'oh, right'

This along with Janis is one of the movies that would be played as shorts back during trips in my school bus. *Really* dodged a bullet by never getting to see them fully.

Phelous + Dingo Pictures is allways fun too watch

Dingo Pictures Lives On! 🥹 🇩🇪

Featuring Hushed Dr Oro as Merlin Grumpy Bear as King Arthur Black Haired Anastasia as Qween Gwyn Mew Mew as Not Nimue John Smith as Lancelot Butcha as Viking Knight Babushka as Caveman Percival Lord Lord as Gallahad And starring Wabuu as Mordred

As a former pupil of a Waldorf/Steiner school, you had my attention when you mentioned Percival. His story was a big deal for us!

"It's only a model."

23:00 'So that Lancelot would accidentally sleep with her and give birth to Galahad' ...either this sentence is missing a pronoun, or that's the version of the Arthur story you find in the back of the bookshop, with all the bare-chested men on the cover and the words 'adapted & expanded from the top-rated web fiction' blazoned dubiously across the top

A new video while I am sick. Thank you God.

2:47 I hate that I’ve seen so much Dingo laughing that I just need to see the head vibrating and my brain autofills the shrill cackling from the recesses of my brain anyway. 💀

Well... This one still knows more about Arthurian legend than 'Quest for Camelot', which is sad. Besides, we all know the true wielder of Excalibur is baby Wyatt on Charmed.

it's always a good day when phelous uploads a video on a dingo film I've never even heard of before

Merlin looks like Jeremy Irons as a morlock.

The moral of the story is that King Arthur was a weenie and literally everybody around him was more competent, including Mordred. Man, I could go for a Wonderful Bowl of cereal.

All hail King Wabuu!

1:21 looks more like if Denethor cosplayed as Grima Wormtongue.

This reminds me of the VHS release of Dr Who serials where an actor from the show would turn up to explain the events of the missing episode.

A dingo review? On my bday?? You spoil me phelous!

"It's a name, Excalibur!" - Morgana or Mario

Man, Merlin really fallen in hard times before he form the Unicron Warriors and fought a shape shifting witch.