The Christmas Elves (Golden Films) - Phelous 

Indeed what I was thinking too😂

Three months early

@@kitestar the fact that he said ‘then he died’ 😂

@@scottylewis8124 Indeed

@@gracekim25 Lol

Either that, or he's one weird Pokémon professor...

What happens if the Wood Sprite becomes a Dark Elf or Drow?

@richardpulido The Druchii grow restless.

@@TommyDeonauthsArchives "Call me ELF MONSTER."

What happens if they become a Faerie instead of an Elf? Would they have to be handed over to Queen Fyora? And not to mention, what would happen if they became a Color Sprite, would Rainbow Brite have to get involved?

Nah, that wasn't an animation mistake, Santa just felt that the baking elves weren't suffering enough and ordered the supervisor elves to confiscate their mitts so they'd have to burn the hell out of themselves to do their jobs.

They crave the pain, it makes them feel alive

How’d they even get their jobs then?

@@FirstnameLastname-bp2pg They suck up to higher management and do what they say.

''There can't be black elves!'' Drow: Are we a joke to you?

@@FirstnameLastname-bp2pg Nepotism, probably, or someone owed their daddy a favor?

@@FirstnameLastname-bp2pg nepotism and ass kissing

We have found the one with the group braincell.

That sprite/elf should be head of the eventual elf union

“Why no proper wages? That’s slavery!” “Pal, you haven’t seen Elf slavery until you went to Golden Films Workshop”

inconsistency is the Golden film trademarks

Great continuity! 👍

It's like everyone was given the crappily drawn storyboards, couldn't 100% tell what they were animating because of it, were given completely different scenes and everybody involved had no communication with eachother whatsoever. Gotta get that paycheck and scam grandma I guess..

reminds me of that Droopy gag in roger rabbit XD

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 EH!

Putin: Write that down!

“So why did you guys leave the Golden Films Workshop to work at Santa’s Prison Complex?” “Because this Santa and his Christmas Brigade at least doesn’t threaten to kill us!”

or send them to the mines

Better make this good, or we'll send you off to work at Dingo Pictures!!

@@culwin So all their staff ended up at Dingo? :P

@@tempestfennac9687 I'd consider that a blessing. After all, where else can you get paid for zero effort? :D

@@TheEmeraldWeirdo Excellent point. I wonder how much people actually got paid to work at Dingo? (I'd be surprised if they got much to do it.)

lmfao

Old Man Elf was also there, but shrugged throughout.

the roast beef is actually rat meat bonesteel got whike hunting in the sewers.

Siro, THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT BANQUET CRASHER: Did I miss anything?

''Listen to me ya shoe freak! I amore Simon Bonesteel, and i have just learned my name this morning.''

After Cricket Crocket landed on their hearth and Cricket Cursed them for not inviting him.

Having an impossible deadline or workload with the threat of jail makes a lot more sense for the plot.

@@1Thunderfire see? I know someone will get it! And if we keep the kid apprentice subplot, the stakes are even higher.

King Shoe Freak could try to justify an invasion for shoe money by saying he's denazifying the invaded country.

but how will he invade if he doesn't have an army anymore? he's gonna get his feet chopped off.

The background artist could have also made it look like he makes a lot of shoes that are average or bland in order to give the impression he is genuinely trying his best. Also it would make sense why the king ignores him as he wouldn't be known for outstanding shoes.

I'm glad it wasn't just me seeing that :)

It's a faaake.

Cosmo and Wanda are theorized to have replaced Timmy with a changeling.

@@smb-c3po Makes sense.

Imelda Marcos’ inspiration is stealing money from his people just to buy more shoes.

MAH GOD!

...Wait....wasn't there a line or two in Wabuu's theme song about feet/shoes?... MAH GOD! It's all starting to connect!

@@AnInsideJoke I roam around the forest, and I don't need any shoe!

Dan Schneider wet dream.

Merry Christmas, and Dingo Bless us, everyone.

I hope he looks at The Night Before Christmas next year. That one's got Cam Clarke in it too.

That's horrifying.

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR MOM CLEARLY HAS ZERO TASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@@joshuahall8176 Man, what the hell? I'm glad my mom found that silly cartoon funny. Watching the movie with her was wholesome even. It's just a silly cartoon, bro. Why make such a big deal over it?

@@kaiser8659 I'd watch it only if the RiffTrax guys gave their commentary They make every shitty movie BETTER

@@joshuahall8176 That's all well and good.. However I fail to see the part where I asked

His older horror movie reviews are sometimes way more chaotic. For example I recommend his review of Triangle. This also really is a classical episode.

A chaotic good episode.

yes :)

Indeed

Hope they helped some!

Sounds like "The Peachy Cobbler".

me too

And in some versions, the main character ends up aging into dust in seconds as time catches up with them.

Rip Van Winkle is a vaguely similar American version of the tale.

Yeah, it was, heh.

Whoa 😮

The Shoes song by Liam Kyle Sullivan comes to mind.

Didn't that kind of thing also happened in the odyssey? I don't remember the exact details but I believe it happened.

@@bluesandman7566 not to my knowledge. i know that at least one version has it like that as a result of story compression, (it combined Circe and the Lotus-eaters in particular) but iirc in the original text Odysseus was totally aware of being stuck in place for however long (i seem to remember that seven of the ten years the story takes place over was him stuck on Calypso's island) rather than waking up one morning and being all like "Wait, I was asleep for HOW long?!"

Dammit, you beat me to it.

@@Emperor_Oshron Since in the original he was kept as a sex slave you can see why they might have changed it.

And in some stories they end up aging into dust when time catches up with them.

I recommend you watch Satan Claus and Psycho Santa reviews too

@@limalepakko6074 ooo i saw those a few months ago, pretty cool

Maybe they’re trying a Jeti mind trick by telling you the animation is good.

I...I really, really hope nobody ever actually did this to their child just because the child happened to be an especially dim/unquestioning/quiet/joking/trusting one, and so didn't produce the expected reaction to the eggshell trick. I'm autistic, and as a child I actually had an unusually STRONG reaction of revulsion to non-food items being treated as food, even for a joke. But it's horrible to imagine some other, possibly neurodivergent little kid in the past just smiling and nodding and faithfully assuming that mum must be talking about something that made sense even if it sounded weird...then suddenly terrible pain and burning and agonizing, senseless death. Sometimes I wish I wasn't a history student. I learn about the many, many ways humans have come up with to be the worst species on the planet. Witch hunts and all that sort of shit. I try to focus on being glad that I don't have to experience it myself, but still holy shit.

@@ShadowNinetales Actually you’re not too far off, some scholars speculate that changelings were a medieval way to explain neurodivergent children due to classic “don’t understand something? Blame it on witchcraft!” philosophy

​@@SiRenfield Those poor, poor kids... :( I think I've heard of autistic babies sometimes having a burst of development before seeming to regress backwards into a more disabled state, which might be what set people off thinking their child had been swapped for something else - it's also the basis for the ignorant "Vaccines gave my baby autism!" crowd, since it tends to happen just after the age at which the vaccines are typically administered. People have definitely been jerks about my autism before (such as a random old lady once flouncing up to my involuntary-upset-meltdown-having little kid self and telling me that I should be smacked on the bottom - my mum was NOT pleased!) but looking back through history, it seems like much, MUCH more insane things would probably have happened to me back then. It's haunting to read about, doubly so as a woman, another class of people who were not treated as normal or rational human beings for much of history (to an extent, at least). Instead of anxiety medication or extra exam time allowance, I'd have been given a diagnosis of hysteria and a prescription of a domineering husband, if I'd made it to non-institutionalized adulthood at all.

I hate Santa Claus! That cheerful Santa Claus!

I hate Splinter 🎵🐭

😱 It’s a sign!

The problem is in the original story I believe the Shoemaker was old (over 50 and I think maybe close to 70 in the original story) and somewhat feeble and has an excuse for why he was constantly tired and overworked. In this version he’s like a 30-year-old freaking idiot with no skills. It doesn’t explain how he ever even became a shoemaker because he doesn’t seem to have any skills whatsoever.

What? How is this comment possible?

I'm so confused.

RU-vid is glitching again, this was uploaded today before Christmas Eve 2022.

@@smb-c3po maybe it was unlisted and uploaded for patrons?

@@LizardOfOz69 But it was clearly uploaded today.

That was pretty much me with god, lol

@@limalepakko6074 Same, lmao.

aye he's my fave too :D

Haha, thanks!

@@phelous You're welcome. :)

You forgot SIRO THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER!

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 can’t forget SIRO 😂

Is it terrible? Terrible movies make the best reviews.

Correct 😂

Aww. And Palpatine could have worked that into his plan to turn Anakin with a glowing endorsement for Nike! “Just *do it*!”