It's another Dingo Pictures masterpiece! This time primarily ripping off The Land Before Time! Join some stupid Dinosaurs as they try to find barely animated valley. Also Oro says Yee and all that. phelous.com / phelous
I can re-watch these dingo pictures reviews whenever I'm stressed out, there's something about how silly and innocent these videos are that helps me zone out
*highpaw* Same for me. Always makes me happy. Though a friend of mine got angry, due to me talking like Phelous after binge watching his videos for like a day. I just couldn't find the off-switch for my sarcasm! Love your reviews! Still trying to find a Dingo vid around any 1-Euro-Shop here in Germany. XD
This movie became the birthplace of a meme in Italy, with its ATROCIOUS dubbing of the triceratops, especially the hilarious sentence 'Mamma e papà hanno un nuovo bebè, non se ne fanno più niente di te' (Mommy and Daddy Have A New Baby, They Have No Longer Any Use For You)
@@andreasnickmann370 lol. My grammar, your grammar, was not my grammar. But, then I grammared* it. ...This still makes more sense than pretty much any scene from Dingo Pictures
Still waiting on epic rap battles Old Man vs Old Dinosaur Old Man: "I must be expected, because I'm on the stage Ready to kick your tail back to the dinosaur age Let's end it now and call it a truce Because even dry, you have no use!" Oro: "Yee!"
Dr. Penguinstein "you're even more useless than if you're covered in water" "your raps are so bad I wouldn't even sell you my daughter" "I wasn't expecting you to come rap against me" "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
I love how the cover looks like someone read a faux-fanfic where Sara and Spike had a kid, but only after Ducky had a kid with Arthur the Aardvark while Littlefoot somehow managed to mate with Mac from 'Mac and Me'.
I think I figured out why Dingo characters laugh all the time, because if they didn’t laugh they would cry from the sheer amount of sorrow that they feel from merely existing.
I'm Italian and suddenly hearing Italian words in a review caught me so off guard. BTW I've seen A LOT of dingo's "movies" (yes, I'm a masochist) and I can assure that the Italian dubs aren't any better. YEE!
As a kid.... I had to watch these xD My dad owned a shop selling TV'S and white goods. He'd buy these DVDS in! And because I'd go to the shop with him on a Saturday to keep him company he'd put these dvds on for me to watch! He honestly thought they were Disney or something xD Even as a kid I knew this was wrong! Wrooonggg!!
I am italian, yes, the german voice actors did the italian one too, and OH DEAR GOD YOU CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH WAS FUNNY. nobody understand a shit of what they were saying lol
"You haven't become meat-eaters, have you? Shame on you!" Well maybe this is the wrong time to bring this up, but pterodactyls were _also_ meat-eaters...
Not to mention Tyrannosaurs or whatever theropod Tio is supposed to be (You could argue he's a sauropod thanks to his parents, but he's got theropod proportions)
Tareltonlives If Dingo had put in any thought into those designs, we could argue that Tio and his family are Plateosaurs. Those could walk on their hind legs.
Well, recent finds suggest that Plateosaurs were almost entirely bipedal, but Dingo wouldn't know that. I suspect that even though Plateosaurus is a very German dinosaur, Dingo didn't know about them.
What if Tio's father had some form of inability to get Tio's mother pregnant so the two decided to steal the baby from someone else, and TIo's father puts all of his biter feelings of not being able to have have a part in creating an offspring is manifested into resentment towards Tio... Or it's a crappy cartoon with no artistic consistancy...
Its better if its the first one. At least then you can pretend there was some semblance of sanity and care involved in this movie. Altho, that alone would make a pretty good movie. A Dino version of Raising Arizona. A Nicolas Cage movie where he and his wife steal a baby from a couple that just had 8, and hilarity ensues. Its a comedy.
*LOL* I definitely want to see Littlefoot meet his German counterpart! "The Land Before Time: The Evil Doppelgängers"! I want to see more of these Land Before Time ripoffs so that I can see what other foreign companies can do!
Dingo clearly couldn't have been clever to make this connection, but I think Oro's “we'll all be able to fly” line coincidentally refers to how dinosaurs evolved into today's birds.
Out of curiosity, DID anyone actually have to see this as a kid? I can just imagine a teacher telling her class they were going to watch a movie about Dinosaurs and everyone gets excited only to get annoyed and bored (teacher included) in 5 minutes
I'm imagining a Dingo Pictures version of Wind and the Willows. Toad: I can't drive! *scream from Hunchback ripoff* *crashes* Badger: Shut up Toady. *wah wah noise*
@@WileyCylas Animals of Farthing Woods is a completely different story. About animals in a dangerous environment and the death of their fellows while Wind and the Willows is mostly about a Toad who wants to race with his car and crashes it all the time.
Well, actually the dinosaur teacher does have a point about flying: birds are the only living dinosaurs left on the planet. He just worded it in an unbelievably horrible way.
I really wish he would over dub an entire movie. he does a great job with the different voices and he could make outlandish plots fit within the terrible animation.
So…the “if it was a girl we would name him Tia” would actually be good foreshadowing if Tios sibling was female, and it would be less horrible than Tio II, but leave it Dingo to ruin anything that might have worked in their movies
Yeah these dinosaur designs look really awful, we have a little t-rex with a weird clown nose(and yet somehow he has sauropod for parents, maybe the mother cheated with another clown nose t-rex?), with have one old sauropod that has the face of lord Voldemort, and in very beginning of this mess we have this bizarre freaky dinosaur look like some screw up metroid, I mean seriously how did someone even came up with this abomination? Then again what did you expect from Dingo pictures, their animation ranged from incredible lazy to bizarrely creepy, your really not find any quality with these films(though you might have a good laugh for how bad they are).
+Gat the Man Go to deviant art and look for fan-made pokemon designs, there is like absolutly no comparison. I think what you mean are bootleg-pokemon stuff, like a pillow or t-shirt, with creature on it, that are clearly ripped off pokemons, just with some ugly loocking changes to avoid copyright problems. ;P
"Tio is a biped, while his parents are both quadrupeds. Also, his parents are apatosauruses, while he appears to be a green Chomper rip-off." Ah, yes, they're following the pokemon logic for offspring.
Funny enough, paleontologists have actually suggested this for certain herbivorous dinosaurs, such as iguanodonts and hadrosaurs, who are interpreted as having walked on all fours but ran on two, and possibly being more bipedal as youngsters. Though obviously, they wouldn’t look like completely different species in their youth and Dingo clearly didn’t know that.
Wait? About the flying thing: did the old Yee-dinosaur find out the Secret of The Hunchback of the Notre Dame? I will avenge you, my friend!!! Muh God!
Greetings from germany. I remember this from my childhood, me and my mom where shopping for new shoes, and they had a tv in the shoe shop where they showed exactly this "movie". I could not believe how crappy this one was and more amazingly was the end, like really? They replaced their own son so suddenly? I just thought, damn that's just mean. But it clearly was unforgettable how horrible this whole thing was, so thanx a lot for reviewing it, was just waiting for your reaction on the twist at the end. ;P XD
The last time I was at a fleemarket I saw two Dingo DVDs. An Aladdin Ripoff and the infamous Dalmatians 2, bought them both. Germany is such a weird place sometimes. Also: in German words like "damn" or "hell" (or rather "verdammt" or "Hölle") are not taboo in kids movies. I always thought it was really odd that americans are so offended by these words.
+CarozQH Dalmatians 2? Only Dalmatians ´´movie´´ by this ´´studio´´ I know of is Dalmatians 3. Perhaps that's the one you mentioned? Unless they've actually made more than one... **shudder**
Spike- -Eye Dalmatians 3 is just the PS2 version of Dalmatians 2 (PS1 and DVD). But they did make a Dalmatians 1, which is available via Dingo's website.
CarozQH Call me suspicious, but I have a feeling they are all the same ´´movie´´, but with different names. Phelous HAS said that two other dingo pictures ´´movies´´(lion and the king) are just the same but with different names.
Phelan Porteous Yeah, that's what I figured -_- Here's hoping you have a good()time reviewing even more of these ´´movies´´ by DP! Or at least, as good a time as you can have with them... which is none.
It wasn't until JUST NOW that I realized that he didn't say "It's the first Eggbert Dino's ever laid", it was "The first egg Bert Dino ever laid", as in that was the character's name. They screwed up something as simple as spacing out words.
I actually think he says “It’s the first egg that the dinos ever laid” but the accent is so thick and he says it so damn fast that I don’t blame you for thinking that
Phelous and Dingo have given us some great mascots for the series. Scene interrupting bear, esmerelda, diamonds panther, my god lion father, wabuu, whats a matter me Dundee, gorilla mother, charlie, lucy and her damn hair brush. Among others
The fact that there's a real dinosaur named Yi like the Italian name for Peek the dogosaur will never stop being funny I love that it's always qualified as (semi) animated and (semi) dubbed Paint me like one of your French Ducks WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
I'm planning on remaking most of these... movie things, but done correctly. Maybe I'll do them as ACTUAL interactive games, maybe I'll do them as cartoons, maybe I'll do them as comics. I have the plot down already, and I made it coolish by making them all related. Just wanted to share my plans.
Well, the dinosaurs wouldn't know that... Not that they'd do a lot of things in this "movie" anyway, but I meant in the movie's own damn hell universe.
Proud german here :') I actually have never seen any Dingomovie untill I discovered one on youtube. So at least they aren't popular, not even in their homecountry :D
I'm not from Germany, but I am definitely proud of Germany for making this so-bad-it's-good Land Before Time ripoff! Hagel Dingo-Bilder für die Abzocke von "Das Land vor der Zeit"! Well, at least it's better than *THE WISDOM OF FRIENDS!*
Dingomovies are popular in Germany-- but as Memes.. look up "teppich fliegen, das ist logisch" on RU-vid... that's how I dscovered dingo and it is beaitufil....
well they certainly are shrouded in mystery as it's not even that clear what happened to the people running it. Like Roswhita Hass is dead...that is sure but what happened to Ludwig Ickert is...rather unclear. He moved away from the house in Friedrichsdorf they were producing these movies from and...well he's either dead or in a retirement home(he was born in 1946)
Brother Malachai Or maybe he is prepping for Phelouses (possible) future reviews of "The secret of..." movies, made by UAV/Sterling Entertainment Group
It's a video edit of the Italian dub. The song is Peek (Or Yee in the Italian version) noises played under the main theme of the film, followed by Oro yelling at him.
I actually think I remember watching these Dingo films on the playstation. Don't think it was Dinosaur Adventure but maybe Lion and the King when I was younger. I remember being impressed that there were movies on PlayStation...for about a second. Then I just took the movie out and played Crash Bandicoot.
Phelan cares more about these reviews then the animators did the original and you can tell because he makes the effort to sync up his dub moments with the lip flaps whereas the original doesn’t bother.
