I've disobeyed every "Don't try this at home" disclaimer I've ever seen and yet even I, in this instance, feel the need to say: please don't try to use any of the lines you see in this video 💀
I used the 'a penis is just a cabbage' line on my wife while she as playing nintendo and now she's playing nintendo AND listening to an audiobook so she, quote, 'wont have to deal with (my) bullshit.' Thanks reddit!
Which god are we talking about? If it's Zeus, he DID actually bang a chick as a swan and have twins that were born from a frickin' egg... Mythology is fun. :P
What’s funny about these pick up lines is that the humour of the line itself is what makes it a great pick up line. Better to bag someone with a sense of humour anyway. XD
@@TT35109 As a short, overweight, bearded, Japanese card game-playing guy once told my brother, "As long as they're laughing, their eyes are closed. And if their eyes are closed, they're not looking at all of this." I think he's pretty good-looking in the face, though; the fat was nice to his chin.
@@namantherockstar You seem legit. Though advertising in other people's comment sections isn't cool. That stuff can ruin your public image. I'll make an exception because you do actually make videos, but don't do this again.
Just picturing a person yelling "SOMEBODY STOP THE LONELINESS" At a shocked looking person with a drink in their hand over booming club music is sending me 😂
I loved that part, it was genuinely really charming. Like, it was absolutely a “task failed successfully” thing, but I loved it lol. Like, everyone in that thread was like “bollocks to this, let’s sing some Neil Diamond!”
It starts off normal, then there's always 1 guy who says some wack shit, and the rest of the redditors try to salvage the line. That's how we get "Girl, you are hotter then sunburns on my Aunt Pam."
The reaction of Matt telling his girlfriend a random pickup line constructed by the hive mind of reddit and her finding it nice is just, a knee-slapper.
I’m absolutely begging you do this again, I’ve already watched this 3 times and died cackling every time Edit: watched it for the fourth time and laughed so hard I was clutching my stomach and straining to fucking breathe. If I die, it’s gonna be because of this video. I was trying so hard not to just start screaming laughing, my whole family is asleep!
I was out with a couple of friends not to long ago and one of them brought the line "Excuse me but I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours tonight?" Worst part? It actually worked
If Matt ever does "Parents getting franchise names wrong", I once showed my Mum a song from DHMIS and she said "Is this from Dont trust me I'm naked? The one with the Duck?" ☠️
This is one of my favorites now actually. I’m over here practically cripplingly sick and cackling my coughing ass off watching Matt’s videos with zero regret in regards to my sore throat
For those who don’t know, google translate tells me that the French one means “Hello, I’m in love.” Maybe everyone else can tell and I’m the idiot who only knows 1 French word, but it’s telling that the only somewhat affectionate pick-up line Reddit could come up with isn’t in English at all.
@@OntarioTrafficMan Ah… that’s more on brand for Reddit. This is why I had the “google translate” caveat. That’s probably what they used to make the post.
@@MetaBloxer Okay, upon retrying the translation, I got something closer to what it actually means. I must’ve mistyped it or something the first time but you’re right, thinking about it now, they almost definitely just chose a random French word.
It made me feel weird the first time too, but you just need to embrace the feeling. You will learn soon enough, then unlock a world you thought you could only ever visit in your dreams.
fun fact: there actually is a sub specifically for this kind of thing: r/onewordeach . not just pickup lines, either; could be anything from "what should i get my girlfriend for her birthday? owe" to "help i stole owen wilson's lucky underwear and now he's sending a hitman after me! owe" might be fun to do a video on that sometime.
@@N95j I have two guesses, the first one I thought of first the second one I think is more likely 1: That's how you end a sentence, similar to "goodbye" on r/askouija 2: These are post titles, and they're formatted to have "one word each" at the end of each title.
Last night I randomly thought of the pickup line “are you a siren because you make me wanna jump into the ocean” It was 12 am and I now realize how fucking horrible that is.
@@luna_nova_09the initial idea you’d expect with “kids” is something about making babies, but “kids,” with the comma, implies that the person is talking to children, so pedophilia
I don't know _why_ this is my favorite video you've made, but I am in literal tears laughing right now. The cabbage foreshadowing was pristine brilliance.
"When are we gonna kiss your dog?" is actually so clever because it implies that you will be going to their house and spending time getting affectionate with them there, it's just a matter of when. It's subtle like "so how do you like your eggs in the morning" used to be. It also implies that you are an animal lover, which, bonus.
I remember in school back in the day I overheard 2 of my classmates talking about girls. In that conversation one of them said that how he got with his girlfriend was by following her everywhere she went, and when she asked why, he responded: *"Because my mother told me to always follow my dreams"* This has got to be the best pickup line I've ever heard. But I would be very careful doing this with someone!
