Can you play Skyrim if a BEAR spawns every 10 seconds? 

"Can you play Skyrim if a BEAR spawns every 10 seconds?" Bearly.

I like how it’s not even “beat” but it’s just “play”

I love as the video goes on, he goes from a "safety instructor" to a drunken man screaming about bears.

"This isn't normally hard, but there are lots of bears."

“Are you prepared for the top 5 natural disasters?” Yes “Tortilla” oh no

I can’t believe you didn’t draw an anti-skyrim bear circle in the dirt. It’s one of the most basic precautions against a skyrim bear.

Doug: makes a mod that spawns a bear every 10 seconds. Also Doug: Is suprised every time he sees a bear.

The thought of Doug sprinting through a dungeon chugging booze and being chased by 100 bears really butters my toast

“The only safety is water, Because bears can’t swim, I think”

BREAKING NEWS: Local safety instructor gets drunk, proceeds to rob three 7-elevens while screaming about bears

"If someone gets in my way, I will just give them a bear." -DougDoug

If you're going to run from a bear, try running downhill. They're front heavy so they might trip and end up tumbling down to the bottom. Of course, now the bear is at the bottom of the hill and can chase you up it, and it's probably really pissed, but it'll be pretty funny.

6:15 "Why are you attacking me? There is LITERALLY A BEAR HERE!!" To be fair, Doug, you ARE the one creating bears out of thin air.

“Now this isn’t normally hard, but there are lots of bears, and you are drunk,” That is a quote to live by!

I love how he’s actually eating and drinking in real life

"Now we come up on a puzzle room. This is not usually hard but there are alot of bears and you are very drunk."

Everyone else in the world: "Fayn-Dal" This absolute weapon: "Fondle"

3:25 So we just gonna ignore Sonic the HedgeHog just obliterating everything with his flamethrower hands? No? Just a normal day?

13:17 DougDoug: "It's over bears! We have the high ground!" 13:38 Bears: "You underestimate our power!"

9:40 "I'm gonna give this guy a bear" he says, as a bear materializes and starts mauling the skeleton in front of him

Fake: The bears didn’t eat well tonight

BRAKING NEWS: Local Drunk Man steals gallons of booze claiming they are “Stamina Potions to get away from the bears” while blasting Fire Emblem Three Houses music

"The 7 11 of skyrim" is going to be my year book quote

"If anyone gets in my way I will just give them a bear"

Just imagine. You're going about your day in riverwood, chopping wood, talking with family and friends, and overall enjoying the day. Then, a human cat hybrid with a loincloth comes running through with bears poofing into existence every few seconds.

"the alcohol will help me get through this" "OH GOD THE BEARS ARE EVERYWHERE" That's a logical series of events.

Doug: makes a program that spawns bears every 10 seconds Also Doug: “OH GOD THERE ARE A LOT OF BEARS!”

I like how he starts drinking in the middle of his script.

"It's over bears. We have the high ground" was the whole point just for that joke

This was the most intense Skyrim gameplay I’ve ever seen.

That burp at 9:34 tho

DougDoug saying "I don't have time for this" while Three Houses music plays is a heavy Lysithea vibe

"I can't do this, there's too many bears" I'm going to start saying that randomly IRL

So this is why there was so many bear families during that nature documentary

Me who plays skyrim on novice: imagine being fearful of bears

“ Now normally this isn’t that hard, but there is lots of bears, and you are drunk” cracked me up🤣🤣

"Drunk Florida man robs 711 vending machine while being chased by bears"

It’s dangerous to go alone take this BEAR

"Forest fires, hurricanes, *tortillas*, global warming, and number one, bears." Tortillas. This is why I subscribed.

Alternate title: How to induce a headache to yourself tutorial

I see the bear population is finally growing after their near extinction

Somewhere in Nintendo: "Ok so the rest of the Three Houses OST is done, but for the main theme, what mood should it invoke? like thrilling or regal or exciti- "Make it something that could be played over a 7/11 bandit running from an endless supply of bears up a snowy peak"

"bears can not swim" Kids... dont try this at home.

“#3 visit the nearest town” “#4 loot the dead bodies for supplies” I feel like I missed a step.

Short answer: yes Long answer: [cannot compute] pc will reboot

He should’ve chosen Redguard since they have the adrenaline rush power that’ll fill your stamina bar like 5x as fast, but no cat funny

"Beat Bleak Falls BEARrow" lost chance there

God the music from three houses works so well in this, dude I just watched my first video from you yesterday and I must say...YOUR AUDIO WORK IS AMAZING!!!!

I'm confused as to why this was in my recommendation, but not mad.

Why is sonic throwing flames from his hands in Skyrim. Doug never even mentioned him.

Ah yes. Black falls burrow has turned into black falls BEARow

i need to say i think you have one of the best chats in twitch that I personally have seen. half of the fun here is watching chat get so excited with you and its nice to see a chat that for the most part isnt just trying to get attention 24/7... lol

I’m going to take this opportunity for some irl bear safety tips: When hiking in an area you know has bears, talk. Even if you’re alone the sound of your voice will often be enough to keep bears away. Bear mace DOES NOT have to be sprayed directly at the bear’s face. Spraying it at the ground near its feet will still cause the fumes to enter its nose and mouth. If you do encounter a bear DO NOT turn and run. They’re faster and that behavior is commonly seen in prey animals. Instead, walk backwards, slowly, while facing the bear. Talking in this situation will also help as the bear won’t think you’re prey. If it makes itself bigger, DO NOT challenge it by making yourself bigger and more threatening or it will attack. (Don’t listen to the “play dead or climb” tips either. The best option is to show you aren’t prey and show that you aren’t a threat) If you have food, make sure it’s properly contained. If a bear can smell it, it’ll investigate and increase your odds of encountering a bear. If you see cubs, stay away from them. Even if you don’t see the mother, she’s always nearby and will attack you if you get too close to them.

“And that kids, is how Russia was created” -heavy weapons guy

Well at least we know the bear population isn't endangered in the Skyrim universe.

Hurricane Katrina? More like 0:08

“Now this isn’t normally hard, but there are lots of bears, and you are drunk.”

I like how Doug slowly turns into an alcoholic throughout the video

“Now this isn’t normally hard but there are bears and you are drunk.” Just.... the way he said that line makes me cackle so much

How to Survive a Bear Attack: 1. Rob 7-Eleven. 2. Get fucking wasted. 3. Who is this man sleeping next to me? 4. And where did that goat in the corner come from?

This is a literal SCP "The town that was f*cked by bears"

I love how Doug just ignores Sonic with a flame thrower at 3:19

man i watched that misheard skyrim song lyrics video and now i hear *has anora found out whos assaulting your son* every time 🤣

The Fire Emblem Three Houses theme gets me every time. Such a gr8 concept. Keep it up broski!

8:02 out of context is the best thing I've ever heard

Fire Emblem: Three Houses music is perfect for running from bears

You know... that's two random videos now that have had my full attention, and got many belly laughs from me. Subscribed.

DougDoug: "I'm going to lose the bears." Me: "Knowing that they spawn every ten seconds, do you see the problem?"

The true boss of Bleak Falls Barrow is the bears that spawned along the way.

That was one of the most intense, entertaining videos I've ever seen. Well done!

"Riverwood doesn't have jurisdiction in the mountains, so they can't even prosecute someone who got drunk and robbed a convenience store." I'm pretty sure the entire town is dead

He said he got to lose the Bears like there cops in GTA

*A million bears at the background* Doug: _This is fine._

the instantaneous switch from *" YES halfway there"* to *"OH BEARS"* has me in stitches, holy shit

Doug: *Immediately dies by bear* People thinking their the shit on Novice: *Hold my mead*

Doug Doug: [Breathes] Bears: [SPAWN] NPC’s: “We are all... DEAD!!!”

Skyrim: The unBEARable edition

Imagine being a draugr in an ancient crypt thinking that nothing would possibly come and touch you, and a guy runs by summoning bears around him.

for a small time he was all like "You have a bear, and I will chuck a bear at you if you attack me" Like he was some bear summoning wizard

This is very informational, thank you for this.

"Every 10 seconds, a bear appears in Skyrim. Help us donating 10$ per month to stop this. Thank you" Thalmor Embassy.

“You’re like a sitting duck. Bears *love* ducks” is a fantastic quote.

*Sees title.* Me: "I dont need sleep I need answers!"

“There are lots of Bears and you are drunk, so stay safe”

"Aww jeez Rick, we did it! we reached the top of the mountain!" Rick: 13:33

Had me at "Bears love ducks" :D (1:54)

I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you.

9:41 "If anybody gets in my way I'll give them a bear." -Doug 2020

Just imagine you're in your 7-11, arguing with your sister and some mad lad runs in, starts to openly rob your store and then out of all things bears appear out of nowhere 😂😂

look, survival is survival, and dead bodies are like loot boxes of supplies, and loot boxes make my brain happy.

Hahaha, oh my god, I enjoyed this so much and started yelling at the screen when you couldn't get the lever!!

The fact that his voice dips and he starts burping after drinking all the booze... the attention to detail in these videos are amazing

"that simulates a real life natural disaster by spawning 1 bear every 10 seconds" ah yes the most realistic natural disaster this video helped so much i now know how to survive the bearpocalypse

I love that these are essentially bear familiars that just hate your guts

“Always run from bears” Against real bears, you don’t run. You try to make yourself look bigger and more intimidating, or play dead

Alternate title: Don't piss off the Druid at a drinking party

Colette: Restoration is a perfectly valid school ofmagic! Don't let others tell you otherwise!

The way he calls Faendal 'Fondle'

This man started using the bears as weapons. The music makes it so intense, holy damn. Great stuff :'D