Skyrim with 1 Hit Point, but Mayonnaise if I die 

this video won the Guiness World Record for most plot twists

"Oh my God, I almost did a TikTok dance." Then uses mayo as shampoo. Man knows his priorities, he's got my respect.

"Is she in contempt of court for not dying???" Is the funniest fucking thing I've possibly ever heard. Lmao

I love how twitch chat treats Doug as a mom, they die and immediately "DOUG HELP DOUG RIGGED DOUG WE GOT HURT"

"Is she in contempt of court for not dying?" Is my all time favorite Doug quote.

In ancient mesopotamia surviving an execution was seen as a divine act and the other party would be executed instead, it's called the river ordeal.

My favorite part is when Doug goes to take a shower and just says "here I'll let you guys play". I hope he realizes he is one of the very few streamers who can actually have this level of interaction with his chat.

teleporting lydia to you was cheating, she was doing great hiding out after the attempted execution but you used otherworldly god magic to bring her back.

"I know I speak for everyone when I say fuck." My god that line is amazing.

That went from "god she's perfect" to "she's a witch!" really fast

It's genuinely possible Lydia despawned before she could impact with the ground, which most likely wasn't loaded in in the first place considering the height of High Hrothgar...

If this was an anime they’d have ad breaks every minute because of how many plot twists and cliff hangers there are

She didn’t try to kill Doug, she just wanted to kill chat. On that basis she is completely innocent.

“I think I speak for everybody when I say Fuck *beep*” Your censoring is on point as always Douglas

I just realized the first time Lydia killed Twitch Chat, they shouted at her just before she did it. She killed them in self defense. She was innocent and afraid. Godspeed, Lydia

"Oh! Well that’s quite the story Douglas!" is the most underrated part of this video

"You did not tell me that faendal shot you in the back while you were murdering another man..." The look on his face while hearing that is great.

This was a magnificent 18 minute anime, the twists and turns that happened to our protagonist Doug Doug was breath-taking. A simple line "Lydias alive?..." had so much disclosed emotion, this anime was positively incredible - 5 star

“Innocent Twitch chat, who have never commited a crime, died mysteriously” Remembers the time that 2/3rds of them said they had murdered someone…

This series started off as a Skyrim playthrough with a twist now it’s just the Phoenix Wright games

Phrases from Doug’s roommate I’m stealing: “That’s quite a story, Douglas.” “I mean I thought I made it pretty apparent in my analogy that that is exactly the case”

"just bill me for an hour" dude actually HIRED a lawyer to settle this.

10:20 It would have been a priceless moment if the camera turned, and the courier was already standing behind him with Lydia's will.

I love how legitimately dramatic Lydia’s death pose was.

I like how twitch chat was actively trying to hit Lydia and got angry when she killed them

You were wrong to kill Lydia twice. She technically had two trials and that’s double jeopardy

Lydia was clearly comitting some good ol’ vigilante justice, justice for fondle.

That moment when Doug summons Lydia to make sure she'd dead and SHE STANDS UP AND WALKS AWAY. What a power move.

"You didn't tell me Faendel killed you while you murdered another man" Doug: 0_n_0

"Is she in contempt of court for not dying?" Underrated line

This series needs a part 3. I need to know if it really was Todd...

It really makes this so sad that we prosecuted Faendal for accidentally killing Doug in the heat of the moment, but then Lydia comes around and purposely kills him multiple times. We should have kept Faendal. He was a good boy. He didn't deserve his fate and the fact that we killed him only led us to more wicked and depraved sous chef. He was the best of us but we killed him when he didn't deserve it. Rest in peace Faendal knowing you were the last pure person to walk the Earth...

“Twitch chat, who’s never committed a crime” Also Twitch chat: Drives into GTA People, crashes planes into crowds, golfs with boats...

Lydia was sentenced to death unjustly! there were 2 videos presented to us when this video was posted (though it was more than a year ago now), but both of them contain the truth of Lydia's innocence! the first video that was presented was Lydia making a wide swing, and clipping the head of our dear protagonist. however, i can say with certainty that Lydia did not intend for it to hit us, simply because, when she started her attack, we weren't close enough! in the window where she started and ended her swing at an enemy that is briefly visible in the bottom left hand corner, chat used the whirlwind sprint shout, and therefore got us close enough for Lydia to accidentally strike us. Therefore, in account of the first piece of evidence, it was an unintentional murder, legally recognized as Involuntary Manslaughter. The second video showed us our protagonist, butt up against a wall, as Lydia performs a shield bash strike, which strikes our player. however, there are some fundamental elements of this video that we must take into account: A: The hallway that Lydia was facing was blocked from our view by a corner, it could have been a simple path, but it was probably an intersection, judging by point B B: to perform a shield bash, a character must first block with their weapon, before striking. seeing as it is a move meant to stagger opponents mid-charge attack, it is reasonable to classify it as a defensive move, and unfit of being used to execute the player. C: Skyrim hit boxes are notorious for being janky, at best. considering the situation that Doug placed himself in, its completely within expectation that Lydia, trying to strike an enemy, would accidentally strike the player And so, while its still entirely possible that Lydia did indeed strike Doug with intent to kill, the reasoning i have provided proves that there is cause for a reasonable doubt, and therefore, Lydia's true verdict is Involuntary Manslaughter. and for this lapse of the jury, i ask Doug to commemorate Lydia, in a way that would honor her, and raise her valor to the heavens where she resides EDIT: so i didnt watch the full video and i see shes alive now. i wasted a lot of time EDIT 2: didnt watch the full video again, my case still stands!

When he teleported Lydia and she just got up, flexed, and slow walked away…I lost it 😂

I had no idea this would turn into a series, but I couldn't be happier.

Lydia only killed twitch chat and never killed Doug Doug. The reason she did this is because twitch chat is not human but instead multiple people which is a foreign concept to Lydia who lives in a medieval time period. Therefore, it can only be assumed that she thought Doug Doug was being controlled by witchcraft and was trying to save him by killing him. Also, you can not argue that she did it a second time making her more guilty because after the first “murder”, Doug Doug came back into playing as the main character confirming her believes that Doug Doug was controlled by an alien concept aka twitch chat. So in summary, Lydia is innocent and Doug Doug/Twitch chat murdered an innocent person. Thank you for reading and I hope you have a great rest of your day.

"When Doug was cleaning up his MaYoNAisE!" The way he said mayonaise just killed me😂

I love the whole letting your twitch chat play skyrim for you. It's like letting your younger cousin playing while you go to the restroom, so wholesome

I never thought that I would be praising sonic the hedgehog for killing a not dead witch for killing twitch chat twice while some guy named Douglas washed out mayonnaise from his hair In all honesty, quality content Doug this had me rolling.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" No. But apparently it's a conditioner.

ya know, I found DougDoug not 2 weeks ago, but along with laughing my butt off from his content, his dedication to having his fans be included, and his dedication to bits its unparalleled, letting them play the game when he's away like you let your little sibling play when you go do something. It doesn't feel like I'm watching a guy play games, it feels like I'm watching a guy play with a bunch of friends. Its really wholesome and I'm happy to have found him!

"Is she in contempt of court for not dying?" I legit choked on my food. Lydia almost k*lled me, too

"How did she survive?"- I think she flew out of calculationdistance. Thats why she arrived prone

hear me out, i played kingdom come, so i learned that, very long ago when you were senteced to death by hanging (kinda like lydia's death) but the rope break and you live, they had to let you go, because they thought it was god's will to let you live so the question is... *did god save lydia from death?* if thats the case... then you gotta bring her back to life

4:47 can we appreciate this Dr. Seuss level rhyming

15:18 same energy as "cool story bro"

To be fair, an arrow could be considered a lethal injection

One question I have from this, is if we killed faendal fairly. The lawyer seemed to have some objections to it.

So to sum up the lore: A Mysterious entity ordered Fondle and Lydia to kill DougDoug the entity failed to save Fondle when after the trial but successfully saved Lydia from dying but DougDoug found out that Lydia hasn't died yet so he and Sonic killed her

So it seems like the only reasonable response is to throw Todd Howard off a mountain

I love how Jack acknowledged that Doug was killing another man when Faendal killed him

14:33 The silence of those two seconds is DEAFENING!!!

i love how doug treats twitch chat like his best friend

Crime of love. She was jealous of the relationship between DougDoug and the chat so she decided to take matters into her hands. Twice. Such a shame.

Lydia avenged Faendal. She knew what happened in previous timelines. Ok, Lydia surviving was a plot twist i didn't expect

I love how during Lydia’s execution, the chat was either spamming emotes, happy or sad. There was nothing else

The first time Lydia killed Twitch chat, there was actually a draugr at the very left of the screen

It was a bad idea to even attempt to replace Faendal, that man was one of a kind.

"innocent twitch chat, who have never committed a crime" flashbacks to the chicken video

Some how DougDoug makes his own side missions

Jack is such a good sport, this man has so much patience 👏👏

“Snake Eater” playing each companions’ murder/trial is mentioned kills me

“How the California death penalty was meant to be played,” was not something I knew I needed to hear Doug say.

I love the technicalness of your friend jack and then you trying to hype it up as much as possible with epic music

"And Faendle murdered Doug" seconds later... "And Doug murdered Faendal"

I love the guy in chat who said right after Doug accused Lydia of murder; "Oh not this again!"

I love how he actually calls his lawyer friend for these haha.

As you can see in the first clip, TC used a shout which put Lydia into attack mode. She was merely fighting back against TC’s attack. The second clip, however, is unexplained.

"Innocent twitch chat" *fast forward to sonic's merciless murder*

Skyrim 1 health Part 3, RETURN AND REVENGE OF FONDLE

"Never committed a crime" *takes a single look at twitch chat controls the mods* "Yes... Innocent"

2:49 We just gonna skip over the DougDoug thong?😂

14:33 That's glorious that he's just on board with it IMMEDIATELY.

I like the way that you talk makes it seem like narrator Doug is a different Doug than player Doug

“Bill me for, lets say an hour?” “Sure” Jack is 100% over this lmao

the way he says "when doug was CLEANING UP HIS MAYONNAISE" has such a powerful energy to it that i cant even begin to explain

2 years since this video came out. Damn, time flies... Hopefully Doug continues this series one day, it was really fun

The body cams showing Lydia committing the “crime” shows no enemy because it’s turned because twitch chat was trying to convict her of murder and cover it up

I think Lydia got stuck in some map geometry and was unable to stand back up the entire time, only freed once Doug teleported her. Hence why she was going through the "on the ground getting back up" animation when she reappeared.

1 year anniversary of this video. WE NEED MORE DOUG!!

I love how what his friend said means it's likely that he watches Doug's content lol

“When Doug was CLEANING UP HIS MAYONNAISE” that was hilarious

This series is honestly one of the most engaging narratives I've seen on RU-vid for a while. It's impressive how you can turn a random challenge stream into an epic saga with betrayals, plot twists, and genuinely heart warming moments

I love how in both cases the companions were simply responding to the fact that the player used a shout which hit them so they were acting in self defense.

After rewatching this, I don't think I have laughed so hard at a RU-vid video before. Thank you for the amazing content Doug.

Various Sounds of Dismay* Gets shot in the back* intense Pheonix Wright music Intensifes+

Lydia surving that fall was a plot twist I was not expecting and I was not emotionally ready for it

3:48 ahhh shit here we go again

4:06 ah shit here we go again

1:24 “Lydia probably won’t Murder us” Oh you sweet summer child

She was innocent! In the first "kill", we whirlwind sprinted into her hammer, and for the second "kill", she was blocking when you died. She's innocent!

13:56 I thought he was gonna call Saul Goodman

2:58 - The Best Part

When you die it loads the most recent save, and the events that lead to your death are non-canon. This means that while Faendal and Lydia did kill you, these events were overwritten by loading back to the last save.

11:08 Thank you for bleeping that out my precious ears couldn't stand hearing that

With Doug Doug, a normal playthrough was never an option

I love how one of his tags is just #Mayonnaise.

She was innocent as you can see by the first footage Lidia was beginning her animation of swinging her ax and Chat walked into her and she couldn't stop herself and in the second evidence she was blocking meaning the she couldn't attack Chat. I rest my case your honor.

She killed chat so they wouldn't be embarrassed when they die by enemy, what a hero, I hope she gets pardoned ;-;