Which Skyrim City can fight the most BEARS?

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How many bears can each city in Skyrim fight?
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@lostpotato4723 3 года назад

Imagine dying because of a bear then getting to heaven and then you're attacked by bears again

@TinyDeskEngineer 2 года назад

Plot twist: that was hell

@shardinhand1243 2 года назад

moxxie in the latest episode of hellova boss... the sharks hate him!

@ZazeH 2 года назад

sounds like the defintion of hell tbh

@mrhouse9368 2 года назад

When u get mauled by a bear and die then u go to heaven and god says: but now it’s time for the REAL test, and another bear starts attacking u

@isaacnewton1700 2 года назад

I think you mean Sovngarde

@Superdan4290 4 года назад

Imagine taking a really hard cooking test and then your teacher yells “But now it’s time for the REAL test!” And just lets a bunch of wild bears in the building.

@jackzter049 4 года назад

Then you realise your in riften

@stanstanstan2597 4 года назад

I would probably either die quickly or hunt the bleep out of some bears

@nono-zc1dj 4 года назад

Weren’t you on a general Sam video, ya dingus

@stanstanstan2597 4 года назад

Peak & Peak me? No. I don’t know who that is.

@Superdan4290 4 года назад

Peak & Peak no, I’ve never heard of that.

@InfinitusMG 3 года назад

Whiterun: is wiped out by a paltry 8 bears The Companions: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@BluSoldier.. 3 года назад

thx for showing me how ta type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@hazeltree7738 2 года назад

@@BluSoldier.. You type it like -\_:)_/-

@asparagusstick7820 2 года назад

-\_:)_/-

@asparagusstick7820 2 года назад

@@hazeltree7738 did not work

@juqoise 2 года назад

-\_( :0 )_/-

@boostedleafeon7794 3 года назад

What annoyed me most was Solitude's lack of reaction. I accidentally pick up a Flower and the whole town is trying to kill me in seconds, but there's bear eating the people, oh well, that can wait....

@Merilirem 2 года назад

Yeah you really need to mod in a town alert so that all the guards know when an attack is happening or it just doesn't work for stuff like this. Skyrim just wasn't made with the idea of the towns being attacked in mind, which is funny since thats exactly what certain events like dragons and vampires do. They need a town bell.

@johnbarker256 2 года назад

Yea bro screw the bears, that guy stole a deathbell

@donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 года назад

@@Merilirem there is a city bell mod

@aristonaragao3171 2 года назад

Well the city *is* called Solitude… …

@krieger8825 2 года назад

That's why we have big ass bells everywhere in the old times

@IAlightenI 4 года назад

"The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful, is what it is."

@fieryscorpion6696 4 года назад

We thought he was a fool, we never listened to his wisdom. And as we are now being eaten alive by bears he’s looking down on us as the lowley bear fodder we always were.

@KlaverKatten 4 года назад

Whiterun is a bad city to fight, as Dragonsreach tracks hostility towards you separately than the rest and will keep being hostile towards you even after the rest of Whiterun has turned nonhostile again. at least that is my experience :p

@ForeverOfMusic 4 года назад

Remember they sent 4 guards to Riverwood and those guards don't get replaced in Whiterun proper.

@mathewestrella6291 4 года назад

The problem is that he had the lamecloaks as guards

@toastymarshmallow5372 4 года назад

he was right we should have listened to him

@twistedpear18 4 года назад

I’m predicting a Solitude victory, don’t let me down. Damn it.

@left4214 4 года назад

I haven't watched the whole thing yet so I'm still hopeful

@left4214 4 года назад

Well shit

@Bricriu-gj9dd 4 года назад

I'm betting Riften. It's my favorite of them all. Wish me luck!

@Chimp380 4 года назад

@@Bricriu-gj9dd ding ding ding! (ish)

@user-sf9hu2xd8j 4 года назад

Same

@Urahara451 2 года назад

This is exactly why Sheogorath is not allowed to spend time with Hircine.

@mobslaya_4547 2 года назад

@liamsteam walsh One of my favorite comments, hands down.

@ghost577 2 года назад

This is by far the best sentence ever spoken

@khajiitimanus7432 Год назад

Keheheheh

@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow Год назад

Worst comment

@donutlovingwerewolf8837 Год назад

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object

@maxcheek3943 2 года назад

This man baked an entire tub of cookie dough just to show heaven takes 95 bears to to get obliterated

@tianamaycry 2 года назад

He prolly just had a sweet tooth that day.

@flamechampionlv5why 2 года назад

Yeah, that's science

@edwardv1255 2 года назад

He sacrificed so much for us. And all he got in return was a shit-ton of delicious cookies.

@uyais Год назад

this sentence would kill a victorian child

@rianmela3825 9 месяцев назад

@@uyaisI don't get this meme anymore 😭

@CoOlKyUbI96 4 года назад

This is like a JRPG. At the beginning: Bears trying to kill simple towns guards. At the end: *Bears trying to kill God*

@donutboi6187 4 года назад

Literally just Persona 5

@kostasspirou1010 4 года назад

@@donutboi6187 that's what I was thinking 😂

@cilantromcghee3092 4 года назад

Then the bears kill sonic. Not really sure where that fits in to your model friend.

@libertyprime3827 4 года назад

It's like a JRPG but it's actually good which classifies it as a WRPG

@terrencewalsh9098 4 года назад

@@gordonfreeman474 Is....is that hat films?

@realkingofantarctica 4 года назад

Imagine finally ascending to Sovngarde after spending years as a just warrior, only to walk in and see everyone dead while 90 bears are spazzing out.

@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 3 года назад

Then being eaten alive by the bears...

@hamsnub 3 года назад

TheBlackCat viewerAccount well- eaten dead

@animefan1979 3 года назад

no imagine going to sovengarde then having to watch hundreds of bears fight sonic

@thecringydorito8497 3 года назад

What happens if you die in sovengard

@AT-kj2vq 3 года назад

I'm more concerned if they drank all the Mead in the process

@Jayzgrouse 3 года назад

Keep in mind Ulfric and like 4 dudes did better than the entire city of Whiterun by a pretty large margin.

@Merilirem 2 года назад

Whiteruns problem is that most of its fighting force is outside the walls or in other places where they can't hear the bears. This event goes very different if you use open cities.

@aeugchad 2 года назад

Ulfric has the Thu'um

@firstlast6437 2 года назад

@@Merilirem "the outcome is different when using mods" Yeah, no shit buddy.

@BoObOo-md5vg 2 года назад

@@firstlast6437 tf

@guntugakgun1924 2 года назад

Open citi3s yea

@alexbraaten420 3 года назад

It’s been a year and I’m still genuinely in awe how well the cookies in the oven analogy works .

@edwardv1255 2 года назад

It's been another year and I still want to eat that giant damn slab of cookie dough.

@johannesjuhlnielsen9309 Год назад

It's been another year and I now have salmonella from the cookie dough

@spartanwar1185 6 месяцев назад

I just want to eat the cookies after they've been baked, god DAMN i need some milk to go with them!

@Dave-xn4zg 4 года назад

Imagine hunting a bear then a strange voice says “but this is the real test” and suddenly 100 more bears appear

@mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 года назад

That would be unbearable.

@grandmoffgigi 4 года назад

@@mcbadrobotvoice8155 I wouldn't want to be the man bearing that weighty situation

@mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 года назад

gigi i don’t think they prebeared for it

@nguyeninhtri1155 4 года назад

...Need me to show you guys the door?

@gunmob5442 4 года назад

It would be quite the feat to defeat those bears especially if you would be bearfoot

@Schneeregen_ 4 года назад

"As it turns out, it's pretty hard to cook god" I'll keep that in mind.

@jonathanhinga4132 3 года назад

You mean its hard to cook me?

@notadog8662 3 года назад

so it’s possible, I WILL COOK YOU GOOOOOOOOD

@jonathanhinga4132 3 года назад

@@notadog8662 oh, god Stay away from me..

@sloth9204 3 года назад

Basically the plot of Toriko

@ROMXNCE 3 года назад

Don’t forget the spices. I don’t taste well without them.

@terreliv Год назад

Results: Sonic the Hedgehog - Unbearable Lag Sovengard - 95 Bears (Heaven is Audio Hell) Ritten - 57 Bears (No Bears Amongst Thieves) Markarth - 28 Bears (ArchBears) Throne Room - 14 Bears (Ulfric has blown so many bears) Windhelm & Solitude - 12 Bears (Windy the Pooh) Whiterun - 8 Bears (an aBearsmal defense) Library - Libeary

@koalaking8741 3 года назад

Doug: “ It takes 95 bears to invade heaven” Lucifer: “I’ve figured out it’s weakness”

@ironwolf3319 4 года назад

"We're missing two Bears!" "Check inside." Skyrim in a nutshell.

@thenthson 4 года назад

That caused me a minor flashback of these falmer. I had ducked into a building thinking that they couldn't cross a level transition. They could. And I crapped myself because I was looking at a plant when I got killed.

@Lightskinlightning 4 года назад

I liked just to be number 700

@gabecassidy3675 4 года назад

i know the app you got your avatar from

@sk1n.sl4ughterxx 4 года назад

Nice pfp bro

@Grey_World1 4 года назад

I didn't realize bears could go inside.

@shoople 4 года назад

"oh no, the bears have come out of the general store" this is why people choose youtube over cable

@bareyeelos2417 4 года назад

I’m glad someone else cracked up at this lmfao

@euanmabrown97 4 года назад

No competition

@xander4644 4 года назад

i laughed so hard at that part lol

@emanuel81111 4 года назад

Bear- "2 chicken leg please"

@emanuel81111 4 года назад

The fact that some people are watching cable right its really really demoralizing . Imagine having to watch 1/2 ads 1/2 repeated boring as fuck tv shows , fake news and movies from 2003

@peytonshuffield9524 3 года назад

"Turns out, it's hard to cook God." I absolutely lost it lmao

@NomadxElliot 2 года назад

Top 3 places where you won't come out alive: 3. Solitude 2. Riften 1. Sovngarde

@phoenixrage6682 2 года назад

Imagine walking around Whiterun’s shopping plaza as a young child minding your own business, and all of a sudden 5 bears appear out of nowhere trying to kill you.

@vAqeii 4 года назад

This cook sure knows alot about Skyrim

@mr.midnight23 4 года назад

Plot Twist: He’s the gourmet

@PixelArtistBallGuy 4 года назад

Of course he knows, after all, you gotta know about the most ported game in history (Unless we talk about Tetris) to know how to cook the best stuff

@WolfsbaneGL 4 года назад

@@PixelArtistBallGuy Most ported game in history, you say? My friend Doom would like to have a word.

@piersonhall9197 4 года назад

You forgot to cook cookies on a mountain

@alli-gator-forest 4 года назад

More like this Skyrim player knows a lot about cooking lol

@rockead77 4 года назад

Ulfric: "It is not I who is trapped in here with the bears. It is the bears who are trapped in here with me."

@joynelbonetdelgado4952 4 года назад

Well, he is the Bear mentioned in the book of Markarth's incident

@surrk1057 4 года назад

Joynel Bonet Delgado Yeah, that’s why the Stormcloak logo is a bear. And that’s also why the officer helmet is a bear.

@slayz13razor 2 года назад

My favorite quote is "What are you rules on 50 bears?'

@S0RGEx 3 года назад

"Just like this child is individually exposed to the bears"

@AFXffs772 4 года назад

“Arc-Mage or not, my rules about books still stand!” “What are your rules about 50 bears?”

@bitty29 4 года назад

I honestly imagine just some mage getting pissed off the librarian is like my rules are my rules and the mage is like well how about 50 bears and just summons them

@bigmanhj6403 3 года назад

Uh.... Yeah, that's what happened....

@gabrielarkangelo 3 года назад

The rules stand.

@raymondha1897 3 года назад

No one: Absolutely no one: Doug Doug in the middle of a math exam: But now its time, for the REAL TEST releases a swarm of 50 bears

@omnical6135 3 года назад

@Oofster are your comments hating on meme formats ironic? because you're literally never going to avoid the meme formats, sure they're used a lot but they're fine

@xavierfaust9417 4 года назад

*"Turns out, it's pretty hard to cook God."* - DougDoug 2020

@mikieswart 4 года назад

Xavier Faust write that down

@filipe_paixao 4 года назад

is that a Toriko reference?!?!

@parakeet5400 4 года назад

You need to cook the hell out of him.

@uwuhi6446 4 года назад

@@parakeet5400 👌👌

@tsarisnotgaming0223 2 года назад

" Sovngard is a fucking mountian of cookie dough!" - Doug 2020

@thomasbender2036 2 года назад

It's where the honoured chocolate chips live, for ever or until the bears are unleashed.

@joekaz5198 2 года назад

Sounds like heaven

@liammaps2700 3 года назад

I actually learned how to correctly bake a cookie from this, wtf. I’m grateful, but I’m still trying to wrap my head around the logic of this video teaching me to bake a cookie.

@Ren-zg7nu 2 года назад

only 1?

@liammaps2700 2 года назад

@@Ren-zg7nu no but now that you mention it, I’m gonna try to bake the biggest flocking cookie I can make.

@donutlovingwerewolf8837 Год назад

So how did it go? You a world renownmd chef yet?

@liammaps2700 Год назад

@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 no. I broke my oven.

@donutlovingwerewolf8837 Год назад

@@liammaps2700 jeez! how big of a cookie did you bake?!

@aspen8544 3 года назад

Riften: how you want group projects to go. Whiterun: how they actually go

@Whiterun-guard9 2 года назад

Thanks....

@smithwimm1575 2 года назад

The security in Whiterun is terrible, shameful, is what it is

@jasonz.7311 2 года назад

No sovngarde is how you want it to go

@johnbarker256 2 года назад

Riftens just a bunch of thugs

@izakireemsi2783 2 года назад

@@johnbarker256 at least they did their job

@kyuura4324 3 года назад

“How many bears does it take to kill heaven” is the best sentence I’ve heard all year. Ok maybe “turns out, it’s pretty hard to cook god” beats it

@firstpersonsnooter2519 3 года назад

Duke fishy

@bucketts6148 2 года назад

@@firstpersonsnooter2519 same

@olivergraf373 2 года назад

HAHAHA

@batturing 2 года назад

"i don't care how long it takes, we *WILL* cook heaven" is pretty good too

@facepunchgaming4134 2 года назад

"What are your rules about 50 bears?" That was a good one too

@seafoamtaide 2 года назад

I'm in awe at how well the cookie dough metaphor worked out. I thought it was just going to be a one off wacky thing to say and instead it continued flawlessly and tied the whole video together. A masterpiece of writing and pacing.

@rhos7143 2 года назад

"It's pretty hard to cook god" Write that down.

@thegreycrusader 4 года назад

"It only takes 95 bears to kill heaven." Write that down....it will be on the test.

@stanstanstan2597 4 года назад

The Grey Crusader what kind of tests does your school have you take?

@jonathankydd1816 4 года назад

@@stanstanstan2597 the only kind that really matter.

@apollo4294 4 года назад

jonathan kydd true school

@MichaelMagill1990 4 года назад

May I remind you that he had to break the rules and throw 30 at a time at them. And they still killed about double that of the next highest city. That's fucking crazy. We need a full feature packed expansion located in Sovngard. Maybe then the devs won't go by that age-old formula of swipe and repeat until someone dies seemingly by accident. In skyrim: guy 1: whoosh *tink* hehe sorry sempai guy 2: whoosh *tink* lol stop it ...meanwhile in Sovngard: 7:51

@sonic06spin31 4 года назад

But now its time for the real test how many bears can a bear take.

@sanguivorouscorvid 4 года назад

"But how many bears does it take to KILL HEAVEN??!!" -DougDoug 2020

@Abdullah_the_slave_of_Allah 3 года назад

Kook

@Microwaveables11 3 года назад

@@Abdullah_the_slave_of_Allah ies

@bigsteamypeas 3 года назад

The amount of cookie dough he wasted for this video is impressive

@mementomori8826 2 года назад

Bold of you to assume he didn't eat the majority of it

@donutlovingwerewolf8837 Год назад

Bold of you to assumee he didn't eat all of it

@FinnyT711 3 года назад

The way Doug comes up with baking analogies for strategies to defeat the bears that actually make sense amazes me.

@imapopo2924 4 года назад

This sounds like a DnD game... "And suddenly: *bears.* "

@TheCryptidman 4 года назад

"You encounter a druid- No, *50* druids!"

@ruiner6250 4 года назад

That moment your dungeon master smiles. It is already over.

@commentman3655 4 года назад

Well Skyrim can be anything at this point lol

@shadered6955 4 года назад

It IS a DnD game

@shadered6955 4 года назад

TheTactical78 T7T8: honestly, I thot that too, I thot that was so dead! Lol 😂

@morgan_c 4 года назад

*He really ought to make merch that just says “This is the way that Skyrim was meant to be played”.*

@Knightfaller 3 года назад

This is the way that Merch like this would be sold!!!!

@teddy-beargamer6385 3 года назад

There should be an image on that shirt of bears, Sonic, and Fondle chasing Doug’s player characters. Either that or a screencap of the episode where he turned the launch distance on the characters up.

@victoriajeanleslie3116 2 года назад

"I don't care, we will cook heaven!" I'm dying. The voice, the humour, the cookie dough analogy 🤣

@idhrenoh1364 Год назад

this was the first doug video I had the honor of experiencing and almost 2 years later he's still my favorite content creator of all time. I love Doug so much. I go to these videos for a pick me up whenever I'm feeling down. Doug is genuinely my hero.

@ImperiaGin 4 года назад

Imagine having a city that has a couple of werewolves and losing to bears.

@jamescolm1133 4 года назад

Abe I don’t think all the cities were built for combat they look nice but they didn’t build a combat system for if the city gets attacked so it’s random if Bethesda developed a system for city defense white run and solitude and Windhelm would dominate

@joshuakim5240 4 года назад

I don't think any of the Companions actually went out of their mead hall to help.

@BestAnimeFreak 4 года назад

@@jamescolm1133 Considering that Rifton did so well, it indeed was build for fighting. You can see guards running of after a thieve and 5 or more guards attacking a single thief. Due to thief being planned for the game to randomly generate and the guards then kill them (without any 'great fuss, if you can say half the city charging at one person xD), it's obvious that this city will go well against any thread you spawn in there.

@asorix_iq3870 4 года назад

Next vid: *How to cook a living bear*

@mme.veronica735 4 года назад

Bear meat is actually pretty tasty but you have to be careful not to overcook it otherwise it'll be too tough

@WillCheadle 4 года назад

I dont think anymore bears are alive after this video

@bcnicholas123 4 года назад

Like Bear Stew from RDR2

@mcgoldenblade4765 4 года назад

@@mme.veronica735 Don't undercook it, either. Most bear meat contains trichinosis parasites, and it should ALWAYS be cooked at 165°F (74°C) or higher to avoid getting infected.

@Plasma6657 4 года назад

This is SO stupid, this is all totally fake! You need at least 180 degrees F to make the bear edible.

@RagnarLoudpak 3 года назад

9:10 -Ragnarok, colorized

@magnusvonbraun9870 Год назад

Whiterun: You put small cookie dough spread around a pan. Rifton: You put one large cookie dough in a pan. Markarth: You put cookie dough on one corner of the pan, but the oven broke midway. Windhelm: Same as Whiterun but there's slightly more small cookie dough. Solitude: You put a couple of small cookie dough, then one large cookie dough on the other side of the pan. Ulfric: You only cook four cookie dough, but the chef is constantly blowing on the cookie dough while it is in the oven. Sovengarde: Rifton but you use the entire tub of cookie dough. Library: You try to cook something that can't be heated in a book. Sonic: You try to cook a cookie made of unheated materials.

@jameshallam3221 4 года назад

"the shouts aren't actually doing much" as a bear gets sent flying off through the map

@Underworlder5 3 года назад

and one bear getting thrown at a wall so hard it bounces off and lands on the other side of the palace

@A_Weird_Angel 3 года назад

a bear spazzes in the air

@shapeswitch_mood7221 4 года назад

And the Bears, will eat well tonight.

@redspartan6567 4 года назад

Nice callback

@sherbertherman5919 4 года назад

@@ethanbrigode1491 Skyrim climate change

@reddy1936 4 года назад

Ow shit it's Sonic

@MystralThunder 3 года назад

Dude your analogies are actually spot on, props for that

@braddavis8909 2 года назад

9:25 "mage or not my rules about books still stand." "What are your rules about 50 bears"

@BaiZoo 4 года назад

Prediction: Solitude. Result: Riften. I’m actually impressed.

@spaghetti7929 4 года назад

in reality, the most powerful city was sonic

@thebrokenkings7671 4 года назад

It should also be said that he finished the civil war questline in favor of the stormcloaks and I'm pretty sure that the replacement guards for the captured cities are a whole lot weaker than the starting guards.

@surrk1057 4 года назад

I sometimes test Stormcloak vs Imperials and It’s always the Stormcloaks that wins. So, I guess the Stormcloaks won the civil war without being helped and that’s how Riften was so strong (By default Riften is Stormcloak territory). And DougDoug is a stormcloak, a true son of Skyrim

@thebrokenkings7671 4 года назад

@@surrk1057 true but like I mentioned the starting hold guards are much stronger than the army guards that replace them after the cities are captured about all the hold guards have the same strength.

@surrk1057 4 года назад

The Broken Kings That’s true, perhaps Solitude lost cause they had Imperial soldiers in patrol instead of having hold armor. Either way, Riften probably got overpopulated by Maven’s good black-briar mead for the guards.

@tepigninja7198 4 года назад

The amount of guards Riften has is crazy, I remember stealing just a single item and I was almost instantly swarmed by 20 guards. Why is Riften the most dangerous city in Skyrim when they have an entire army that can mow down the Thieves Guild with ease?

@subtheman2136 4 года назад

Cuz the thieves guild is there. They have more and more guards to keep the thieves guild under control.

@momoneymoproblemz 4 года назад

Because the whole city is crooked including he guards, evident by the guards trying to extort you when you go in the first time

@superspicy8740 4 года назад

Because of the Power vacuum that would cause

@gerboog 4 года назад

It's called corruption , you naive noob.

@brianng9765 4 года назад

@@momoneymoproblemz they also extort you again when you try to head down to the jail to talk to someone

@reptaronrice7317 2 года назад

This was the first DougDoug video I watched. I was very confused. But just as entertained. Pretty much a description for the rest of his videos.

@crustybob561 Месяц назад

Going back to one of the older videos like this it is crazy to see the difference in twitch chat

@gamerdude491 4 года назад

DougDoug: "Man, I really want some cookies. How can this be exploited..." *Epic Skyrim Dovahkiin song slowly fades in*

@evanlight671 4 года назад

DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN! NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN!!

@defensivekobra3873 4 года назад

He had to eat all the dough tho

@joshfishman6667 4 года назад

Hey, you. You're finally awake.

@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад

Next Vid: "How to cook a Radioactive Bear in Fallout"

@keisuketakahasi4584 4 года назад

in cookie clicker

@poptarte4564 4 года назад

I’m seeing you everywhere

@TheCooldog 4 года назад

*Proceeds to arm Flamer* cooking you say?

@Dagger-th2ik 4 года назад

First step: Lose all hope

@EchoVerse_Sonance 3 года назад

9:51 *Mando enters chat and corrects doug* "This is the way"

@masonevanson2995 2 года назад

I just love the face doug makes in the intro. He looks so at peace

@jontedeakin1986 4 года назад

Teacher: what's 2+2 Doug doug: well it helps if you think of it in terms of creme brulee

@DCapybara 4 года назад

@thatguyoverthere2755 2 года назад

I've never laughed so hard! Thank you for this so much! "This is the way Skyrim was meant to be played" is now my favorite quote.

@SirFailsalot91 3 года назад

This video just makes me want to listen to the Mute City theme on repeat, thanks Doug! :)

@darthplagueis13 4 года назад

Would've loved to also see 1: High Hrothgar. They may not have weapons but anyone who ever has punched Arngeir for shits and giggles knows that the Greybeards can utterly mess you up. I would have loved to *bear* witness to this legendary battle 2: DLC areas. Can the Dawnguard defeat bears? And the Vampires? And maybe whatever factions there are in the dragonborn DLC?

@quint3ssent1a 4 года назад

BEARS VS VAMPIRES OH YES

@thegentleduck4277 4 года назад

What about the toughest cookie of tough cookies? The Ebony Warrior?

@StygianIkazuchi 4 года назад

@@quint3ssent1a would love to hear the metaphor for when the vampires enthrall the dead bears to fight the living bears lol

@Riasiru 4 года назад

I'm pretty sure he just spawned bears on High Hrothgar the entire time and the Grey Beards were raining bears down on the rest of Skyrim for the entire video.. A few even made it all the way through the portal into Sovngarde.

@Zaire82 4 года назад

Well... Riverwood is fucking crazy. Alvor is literally lvl 999. WHY THE FUCK IS A BLACKSMITH STRONGER THAN THE GOD OF DRAGONS!?

@zygardegodslayer4750 4 года назад

"If you spread them out the cookie dough is individually exposed to the heat, just like this child is individually exposed to the bear" - this guy 2020

@UnstoppableGiant 2 года назад

Never found a more underrated channel. I usually don’t casually subscribe, but you deserve it, my guy.

@hayden.8057 2 года назад

Should’ve tried bears vs the entire college of winterhold

@Meshakhad 2 года назад

I was thinking "How many bears does it take to kill Alduin the World-Eater?"

@NomadxElliot 2 года назад

So like 7 people? Could've done Bears vs High Hrothgar and just watch them get shouted off the mountain by Greybeards

@hayden.8057 2 года назад

@@NomadxElliot I know it’s small but the mages are much better than the guards when it comes to attack, plus they can heal

@NomadxElliot 2 года назад

@@hayden.8057 But Greybeards tho. Ever tried to kill one? 😂

@hayden.8057 2 года назад

@@NomadxElliot biggest mistake of my life lol

@Tran1234. 4 года назад

"just like how this child is exposed to the bears". *poor choice of words friend*

@war2theren227 3 года назад

BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS

@laurajones7858 3 года назад

Oh god why

@liamyuki2316 3 года назад

Pedo Bear be like: 😈

@danielcastillo591 2 года назад

I was like "What's worse than a bear?" And uh Yeah that's worse

@Link-fu9bd 4 года назад

"just *BEARLY* managed to finish off that first wave of bears"

@ImpPond 4 года назад

Haha was wondering if everyone caught that

@elchapo8211 4 года назад

I did and I was reading the comments and this man is the only one who I saw who recognized

@Link-fu9bd 4 года назад

@@elchapo8211 haha glad I wasn't the only one

@zag1797 2 года назад

8:31 'I dont care how long it takes, WE WILL COOK HEAVEN' - DougDoug 2020

@LoneSurvivor7862 2 года назад

This guy is legitimately hilarious. Just discovered him can’t wait to watch all of his videos

@ethanwilliams306 4 года назад

Skyrim-Bear noises Doug Doug screaming over the bear noises- THIS IS THE WAY SKYRIM IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED

@williamfalls 4 года назад

The perfect analogy of playing god: "Ok, these two guards just barely survived the first wave of bears... So we're gonna spawn five more bears. Good luck buddies."

@spideraba769 4 года назад

God wouldn't give you anything you couldn't handle! Now stop whining and reattach your arm; _here come the bears._

@lucascastillo9391 4 года назад

This two comments are underated

@thesilencer7876 4 года назад

@@lucascastillo9391 they really are

@pissedhulk7794 3 года назад

Spider Aba 😄

@eggfruit9810 2 года назад

These videos always descend into madness And I love it

@katsura1982 3 года назад

My god. Laughed so hard, I cried. Subscribing now.

@kilo3989 4 года назад

“What do your rules say about 50 bears?” -My DnD playgroup, 2020 (edit: hOLY CRAP that's a lot of likes! I texted my playgroup at like 9:30 at night to show them; y'all are awesome!)

@SilverGamingFI 4 года назад

What about 69420 bears?

@boxfox4879 4 года назад

Or 42069

@seanclark3559 4 года назад

SUDDEN BEARS

@co5micwaffle742 4 года назад

What do your rules say about ONE BILLION LIONS!?

@thegooseking818 4 года назад

What about ONE TRILLION BEARS

@tarna1243 4 года назад

Why does Riften, the strongest of the cities, not simply eat the other holds?

@kin-3877 4 года назад

Where is that from? I don't remember

@Micras08 4 года назад

@@kin-3877 I think it's from Futurama with Emperor Lrrr from Omicron Persei 8 commenting about the group dynamics of the gang from the sitcom "Friends" :P Yep it is, here's the clip: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PVQO76I0Sh0.html :D

@kin-3877 4 года назад

@@Micras08 oh yeah. I knew I recognized it from somewhere!

@pixelfuzbear 3 года назад

Your channel has my 2 favorite things combined in one. Skyrim and Cooking

@joekaz5198 2 года назад

The chaotic energy of these videos is just what I needed

@melancholymaids3032 3 года назад

“the blobs of cookie dough are too spread out and are individually exposed to the heat and will cook really fast, just like this child is individually exposed to the bear”

@camman3740 Год назад

*FBI OPEN UP!*

@ledude9788 4 года назад

Beginning of video: Oh this could be fun to watch End of video: What

@parkcorn 4 года назад

That's DougDoug for ya

@nightowl6055 3 года назад

But now its time for the REAL video!

@regularmovie9228 Год назад

This vid was a classic. Missed these

@chanathipmorths7323 2 года назад

This is the second time I watch this video, and god, it's so good. You made quality contents, keep up a good work

@someguy9342 3 года назад

DougDoug 2019: The Bears are facing extinction, due to global warming DougDoug 2020: *HOW MANY BEARS CAN EACH SKYRIM CITY KILL-*

@benjaminoechsli1941 3 года назад

The bears BECAME the heat.

@benjaminwertz2379 3 года назад

@@benjaminoechsli1941 evolution at its finest

@pug8714 2 года назад

@@benjaminwertz2379 I thought the same person replied to their own comment for a second

@toby-jeanne_almy 2 года назад

@@benjaminoechsli1941 dougdoug 2022 "can twitch chat control 100 bears to kill skyrim"

@honeyham6788 4 года назад

You just combined your 2 most popular idea: "Insane Twitch Challenges" + "Cooking Metaphors that should not work, but do", and made your best video yet

@silentdrew7636 4 года назад

That's basically this whole channel

@maxwellpentreath3584 4 года назад

Bored Again which is?

@merhunesdagon7356 4 года назад

You mean 3 popular idea, Skyrim is one of them.

@immortalsun Год назад

4:01 Love the Spirit Tracks soundtrack in the background! Really nostalgic

@Landmasters 2 года назад

I don't know what I enjoy more about this video. The contents and giggles I get...or the herculean task of explaining why a video about killing bears has a cooking theme that applies theories and tactics in-game to fighting an oven to friends

@bellmaster4088 4 года назад

Doug Doug:”That’s all the cities” Morthal Dawnstar Falkenrath Winterhold and all of the villages:”Are we a joke to you?”

@bugejoahshowalter3747 4 года назад

Bellmaster D Yeah well he said cities, and those places are too small to really be cities

@vogonp4287 4 года назад

@@bugejoahshowalter3747 They need bears though.

@surrk1057 4 года назад

I think cities that have walls count, considering they could walk out easily

@StardustLegend 3 года назад

i’m curious how the winterhold college would have done tho

@mud4309 3 года назад

@@vogonp4287 don't we all?

@deadacc6338 3 года назад

it makes sense that riften, the city where theft and fights are the most common, would be best prepared for a fight excluding the legendary heroes who had a lifetime to prepare

@rustyjones7908 2 года назад

Try dropping a valuable item in Riften, everyone loses their shit.

@Janoha17 Год назад

@@rustyjones7908 If you have to drop something in Riften, do it along the east wall alley.

@rustyjones7908 Год назад

@@Janoha17 To clarify, is that more or less likely to start fights? Because watching people shank each other over your garbage is like the best part of Riften...

@Janoha17 Год назад

@@rustyjones7908 Less likely, since no one is around.

@rustyjones7908 Год назад

@@Janoha17 Good to know, thanks.

@tatu5539 2 года назад

This is by far the best cooking instructional i've ever seen.

@verticalhunterx5144 Год назад

first and favorite dougdoug vid, what classic content

@raventhepansexualenby4576 4 года назад

I love how Ulfric's logic is basically yeet or be yeeted

@kaylentherandom9743 3 года назад

:0 A fellow pan enby? Hi!!!!

@hissingbeatles499 3 года назад

@@kaylentherandom9743 what does that mean lmao

@kaylentherandom9743 3 года назад

@@hissingbeatles499 pansexual nonbinary person.

@hissingbeatles499 3 года назад

@@kaylentherandom9743 that's pretty weird

@kaylentherandom9743 3 года назад

@@hissingbeatles499 what's wrong with it then?

@Necro_fury 3 года назад

Dude Ulfric was playing fuckin racquetball with the bears in his throne room lolol, getting those back wall shots off

@ramblinnernd5905 2 года назад

Damn I love these perfectly descriptive analogies. Also I would’ve loved to see the aftermath of the Bear-Dragon war.

@gavingiwer855 2 года назад

I was hoping to see the mages guild. Great video. Makes me want do something similar like have NPCs fight 1v1

@MelleLaCruze 4 года назад

who would win - The entirety of the pantheon of legendary heroes throughout history with great deeds of conquest and epic song of battles under their belts. or -95 chonky bois

@abhinavjha4786 4 года назад

@starfieldgames5976 4 года назад

SALA ß

@Grey_World1 4 года назад

When

@frogfellow8773 4 года назад

@@Grey_World1 Bear is the most powerful resource on the planet. Demons are nothing compared to the absolute power generated by bears.

@ProfPiss 3 года назад

Gray Philosopher also you are mistaken, it was Cyrodiil that the demons tried taking. The Chonky Bois were able to take on a bunch of yelling angry white men while the demons couldnt stand against the Elder Scrolls equivalent of Florida Men and Karens

@drbedlam9786 4 года назад

This is the highly academic and vocational content I search RU-vid for.

@Squidalert 2 года назад

Thank you for exploring this important topic.

@LZRMonkey249 3 года назад

I personally think the funniest part of your cooking analogies is that they actually kind of make sense

@santossmith9847 4 года назад

LMFAO "this bear over here is going after the child" if only that poor bear knew that children are immortal objects in skyrim, he wouldnt be wasting his time xD

@karlitatomlinson6668 4 года назад

I feel bad for the poor thing

@thewayfayer3268 4 года назад

Then Bear installs a kill children mod

@johannesvogler8605 4 года назад

His intentions aren't to kill the Child... Afterall he isn't named Pedobear for nothing

@X_Potato 4 года назад

You can mod that out the console does not work to make them not immortal you NEED mods.

@TheDragonCat99 4 года назад

Santos Smith There is no greater pleasure than a victim which can never die.

@recording_closet9100 3 года назад

"Turns out it's pretty hard to cook god" is my favorite doug doug quote

@easysnakeoven9052 Год назад

Riften is by far my favorite city so I’m glad to see them get a win

@CEO.OF.EPO. 2 года назад

This has to one of the most bombastic video i’ve seen in a little while 😭😂

@spekify604 4 года назад

The notification showed up while I was tapping the screen and it played this video *It was fate*

@Lvoid_MTG 4 года назад

Nice

@WillCheadle 4 года назад

You cannot Escape your fate

@mono-sb2ol 4 года назад

SkinnyTraver Who are you, Diavolo?

@kingmaoh5566 4 года назад

@@mono-sb2ol No one can escape the fate that was chosen for them. All that remains is the end, where you will perish. Eternal greatness exists only within myself.