Candy Ken (WARNING: Flashing Colors

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@Danny-Gonzalez 4 года назад

PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.

@khyati1035 4 года назад

This so funny lmao

@petro612 4 года назад

Thank you.👍🏻

@MilkyWay-gi8km 4 года назад

we love an unproblematic king

@sttrrst 4 года назад

threw some shade

@yasssmne9315 4 года назад

*T00 late* i just wake up from a seizure !! (no, i'm joking ) btw i rlly have epilepsy sorry for those who didn't find my joke funny

@hwrencleaveland459 4 года назад

she is just straight up ripping off the miranda sings character.

@idkwholizzieis 4 года назад

Hannah Cleaveland FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

@thefadingmelody163 4 года назад

I know! It’s like if Miranda Sings took a hit of acid or some shit

@alexandria3583 4 года назад

but she can't do it right so she sounds like marge simpson too 😂

@t.o.m_is_a_writer 4 года назад

You got 619 likes in 49 minutes._.

@PepperBeou 4 года назад

@maxdyer6614 4 года назад

His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait

@sophiagarica6727 4 года назад

Holly Dyer STOOP EET

@nostalgicuniverse9747 4 года назад

Holly Dyer I knew she sounded like someone but i couldn’t remember who. Ty

@glamrat2437 4 года назад

If you look at her tik tok videos on her account she’s actually way more normal then candy ken. I kinda think she is forced to do it by candy ken.

@aaronlandry3934 4 года назад

GlamRat Or she just does it with him for that family friendly ad revenue

@froggychair7295 4 года назад

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME OMG

@katiestott1449 Год назад

knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse

@afellowpotato 2 месяца назад

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

@dahliabarnds6310 Месяц назад

Same as @afellowpotato.

@katiestott1449 Месяц назад

@@afellowpotato wow 😯 thank you!!!

@kab9706 Месяц назад

Agreed, it really bums me out that these are made for kids, and so many kids watch it. It's so wrong.

@Gwen_Elyse12 11 месяцев назад

The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild. Edit: now they have TWO kids.

@mckaylamurphy5336 6 месяцев назад

Fr poor kid

@TheGh0st_Cat 6 месяцев назад

Poor kids gonna get bullied in school when his classmates find this shit 😭

@NikoQuinn 5 месяцев назад

They have a what now?? I feel so sorry for that child

@katharineball585 4 месяца назад

She got PREGANET for real this time lol

@deanherring3622 3 месяца назад

I feel bad for the kid

@Hailoow 4 года назад

His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined

@zeeecoral 4 года назад

Thank you!!!

@sophie0313 4 года назад

Wait that’s so accurate

@woof1028 4 года назад

wait a minute you’re right haha

@ilikejampie1605 4 года назад

His name is sammyclassicsonicfan

@katrinepetersen1095 4 года назад

wait.... holy crap you're right

@PeaceLuvPeaceSigns 4 года назад

She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever

@Kinopio710 4 года назад

Phoebe Landis exactly what I thought hahah

@eddietozier3206 4 года назад

I went down to the comments Right when that was happening

@justabasicemo3476 4 года назад

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

@YungRasputin 4 года назад

Oh that’s exactly what she’s trying to do, I was going crazy trying to figure out why someone would talk like that

@PeaceLuvPeaceSigns 4 года назад

Did y’all have those girls in middle school who walked around talking like that? Because that’s what this reminds me of.

@matthew69yearsago70 Год назад

I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME

@Chicken87 Год назад

Ik😂

@molliez Год назад

Your username confused me. 😂

@kellyhewson9377 Год назад

i know like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Local.lexi4 Год назад

I was thinking the exact same thing

@k6nifes Год назад

SAME

@thecerealprovider3831 7 месяцев назад

Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver

@Codenamejase90 20 дней назад

your my friend now

@Codenamejase90 20 дней назад

he might be prickywack tho

@thecerealprovider3831 20 дней назад

@@Codenamejase90 yipee!!!!

@shannonjackson9778 4 года назад

Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.

@valenzvl5575 4 года назад

im pretty sure this is some dd/lg shit so technically you are watching some fetish shit. feels like a fever dream

@kleinerfuchs6208 4 года назад

100% agree I'm scared for when the kids watching this will be grown up

@shannonjackson9778 4 года назад

@@valenzvl5575 in which case it's even more gross and uncomfortable that they're including an audience of children in their fetish. That's basically paedophilia

@ohboi3274 4 года назад

yeah i thought it was some fetish shit too it's creepy

@peppermintpattycam5546 4 года назад

Shannon Jackson its so gross and disturbing

@kaitlynhewlin 4 года назад

His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression

@Rufus_Roberts22 4 года назад

So a normal one?

@sydneyvasquez3523 4 года назад

Kaitlyn Hewlin exactly

@grayson2852 4 года назад

I was just about to come say thisssss😂😂😂😭

@thatsokay1701 4 года назад

I literally came to say this Hhehe

@BenDover-gg3rp 4 года назад

Or black tar heroin

@M2ofEMMM Год назад

I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.

@guidoguido2245 Год назад

I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.

@CRYSTELLAANN 6 месяцев назад

69 likes! -oh wait...

@marisagarcia5431 4 года назад

this feels like how an 8 years old think being pregnant is

@claire207 4 года назад

Marisa Garcia totally! When I was 6 or 7 my belly was rumbling. I thought that it was a baby kicking in my belly and freaked out because I thought I was pregnant

@bubblymilkshake9055 4 года назад

Totally!

@bubblymilkshake9055 4 года назад

@@nou5577 I think it's more of a 5 years old. When I was 8, I didn't thought that.

@aki9059 4 года назад

I was 4 when I learned about sex and shit so unfortunately I was very aware about everything 😞

@laura-yd3fv 4 года назад

Aki why so young?

@amconnor3855 4 года назад

His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences

@tomlenid699 4 года назад

When will you learn

@foodcourtcreature 4 года назад

Connor White on god

@ursidae97 4 года назад

WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 06??

@txby6167 4 года назад

now i can’t unhear it

@laurenc4138 4 года назад

Why does she kinda look like that kid too

@Zensai5 Год назад

Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool

@Zensai5 Год назад

He love that music

@doogles. Год назад

you might wanna get him checked out

@Zensai5 Год назад

@@doogles. why?🤨

@NiaReshay01 Год назад

how is your dog man?

@Zensai5 Год назад

@@NiaReshay01 he is gone😥

@beepbeepboopbap 5 месяцев назад

they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure. edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.

@dantespina7398 4 года назад

This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane

@GnogginGnome 4 года назад

they're not sane

@alyssab1650 4 года назад

this was definitely hard to watch

@cheri618 4 года назад

i couldn’t even bare with this video

@Rachel-hy4oq 4 года назад

There is no guarantee...

@rustarus6117 4 года назад

Honestly I bet they some how use bots for views, kinda like what they're promoting for tik tok. But yeah, it's physically hard to watch. I have no clue how someone could live like this, doing this for a living

@arbov9653 4 года назад

This is beyond unwatchable. This is awful. It's almost poetic. They should win an award.

@kal9728 4 года назад

I can't watch the video

@Chloe-bf3uj 4 года назад

They win the cringe crown

@queenbee1115 4 года назад

I couldn't even watch it lmao

@madBossMike 4 года назад

He is not ok

@ILovePastaLawl 4 года назад

It makes me wanna throw up

@kyatheidiot9955 Год назад

her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice

@Mag3.1415 Год назад

Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Wide Danny: 10:54

@Sayori393 3 года назад

His girlfriend looks young and acts young and he calls her baby, and then he has 100 posters of young anime girls in his room. I’m starting to put together the dots and not liking where it’s heading...

@sayariaimotosayorisoldsist2727 3 года назад

I saw rem

@sayariaimotosayorisoldsist2727 3 года назад

Also hows it hanging 🤗🤗

@princesspeach7936 3 года назад

THATS A MAP! THATS A MAP!

@clarionclear5771 3 года назад

It doesn't help that she looks like the characature of an teen girl from a Disney channel show.

@princesspeach7936 3 года назад

@@clarionclear5771 yep

@agentbonniespy 4 года назад

the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of: “am i gregnant?” “can u get pregante?” “is there a possibility im pregananant?” “how do you get pergert?”

@GoldStarLord 4 года назад

Makenzie Hedlund Luigi board

@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307 4 года назад

Makenzie Hedlund Your username makes this 1000 times better

@AstridCobalt 4 года назад

@@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307 how does their username make things better?

@mylesisatree4612 4 года назад

@@AstridCobalt because it's funny

@kiranseusanker2426 4 года назад

P R E G A N A N A N T

@2006PoyotaKirbolla Год назад

This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.

@simmideluxe7961 Год назад

I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54

@GippyHappy 4 года назад

I don’t like how his girlfriend looks 12 and also is called “baby” and dresses like a child

@jadalynsantiago970 4 года назад

don't kink shame 💀💀💀

@Optional3 4 года назад

That’s straight Tik tok for you

@olivebutter4126 4 года назад

I think if your kink is children then that’s a new level

@mr.potatoman9770 4 года назад

Police sirens intensify

@axixax_axax 4 года назад

r/noahgettheboater's: finally some worthy content

@troyroberts9076 4 года назад

The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences

@spookyman5ever 4 года назад

dont disrespect sammyclassicsonicfan like that omg

@DerrickJerome. 4 года назад

UNNNACCEPPPTABBBLLLE!!🤫

@ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 года назад

Bruh it sounds like SammyTheClassicSonicFan

@overseasonedlamb5604 4 года назад

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN *THATYOURACTIONSHAVECONSEQUENCES*

@gokinezula1689 4 года назад

yes

@rcoderprogramming7727 Год назад

The amount of cringe i had to physically endure is soul crushing

@Opalescence00 27 дней назад

8:27 how are they not ashamed of walking and yelling "the virus is everywhere!" When there's people inside their cars silently judging them

@zeph4799 4 года назад

his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid

@Max_The_Flower 4 года назад

HIS NAME IS SAMMY THE CLASSIC SONIC FAN, YOU FRICKING FRICK CAN YOU NOT GET SOMETHING RIGHT IN YOUR SAD AND PATHETIC LIFE!!!!

@zeph4799 4 года назад

NO NAME GAMING hey I didn’t look at the comments, also I think a lot of other people would have thought of this sooner or later! have a great day

@zeph4799 4 года назад

Max Flower I’m doing my best :(

@eustacebagge6852 4 года назад

Zeph HOW DARE YOU INsUlT ThAt ClAsSic MAn

@jimmilton8333 4 года назад

Fuck someone else made this comment

@marvelousTUD 4 года назад

The girlfriend is doing a bad Miranda Sings impression….

@crapjoe8634 4 года назад

She's even worse than Miranda actually

@jacobnavarro2442 4 года назад

She actually reminds me of Sammyclassicsonicfan

@briggyb 4 года назад

Just going to say that!

@honeydew5418 4 года назад

Wow that’s so true

@fliint4288 4 года назад

People who think that voice is funny should have their comedy revoked

@Rottweilerlover0311 Год назад

I love how Danny just randomly references the squishy bones thing and has been doing it for the last like year or two

@Soooshi. Месяц назад

Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet. Am I living in a parallel universe

@Leileii23 Месяц назад

SAMEEE like Danny is adding more and more every time I watch

@Soooshi. Месяц назад

@@Leileii23 We need to investigate this. Next video I’m transcribing everything said or done and then a month later I do the same to see if Danny is indeed trying to confuse us

@Leileii23 Месяц назад

@@Soooshi. great idea. I’ll copy down Every word and I’ll come back in 3 years to see if it’s another one of his tricks.

@heirkind 4 года назад

This entire thing made me...so genuinely uncomfortable. The weird, child-like acting, the voices, the filming, the editing...I don't need to take shrooms I just need to watch Candy Ken's videos

@yawnlion4375 4 года назад

hi john

@joebloggs6922 4 года назад

It felt like one of those weird kids programs on steroids.

@deadkoldun2731 4 года назад

@@joebloggs6922 B O O H B A H

@deadaccount4164 4 года назад

Yeah like wtf is up with that

@nothoughtsheadempty4650 4 года назад

Geez how do kids watch this stuff? Idk man I'm just hoping they don't encounter it

@haileys4381 4 года назад

My brain just can't accept that these people are real.

@Veegs. 4 года назад

It’s insane how much dignity people are willing to trade for views from 11 year olds

@Nehu_22 4 года назад

Yeah, it hurts to watch someone doing horrible content like this, and practically humiliating themselves for some views. But the worst part is the kids that watch them when they could be watching someone else who at least cares about what they do

@salty5861 4 года назад

knowing that the do exist hurts my soul

@mariamgomaa1242 4 года назад

Vigul My 11 year old genius friend: I can’t believe my people watch this crap! I lost brain cells in the first 5 seconds.

@AUGGHAHAHA 4 года назад

I have lost so many brain cells looking at clips of this guy

@lucifer-ic9th 4 месяца назад

They're actually genius, they intended to portrait what a bad acid trip looks like but forgot to tell everyone that was the idea

@deawinter 23 дня назад

This is the kind of art that actually can be replaced by AI and I don’t think anyone would notice

@fictionphilia 4 года назад

His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression

@joe2259 4 года назад

EXACTLY THATs WHAT I WAS THINKING

@whatisthis119 4 года назад

Sounds like my voice cracks

@shotototoroki6169 4 года назад

simply scaarlet ikr

@mysticsalute2443 4 года назад

simply scaarlet I’m still a Miranda fan

@divine6867 4 года назад

EXACTLY HOMIE

@nalynnsansaneeyawet3136 4 года назад

Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke

@pocky3308 4 года назад

ikr it's so annoying

@squindle. 4 года назад

shes like HHHHHHHHH

@someoneelse8239 4 года назад

Me with my history teacher istg

@michaelak6753 4 года назад

honestly it just sounds like when you lose your voice after heavy drinking the night before which i think is highly likely for them, they look like they are on 4 different drugs even during the day

@ocean7889 4 года назад

same

@Yeeticus31 Год назад

Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…

@fictionboysarebetter4993 Год назад

No one: what the girl who was screaming about a “stalker” sounds like: me when I lost my voice but I’m yelling at my dog to not jump all over me💀💀💀💀💀

@barthalamuthetater174 4 года назад

"I'm pregnant" "I'm peragent" "I'm pomegranate" "IM PRICKLE NUT"

@tsosaijah7143 4 года назад

isaiah weir I’M PICKLE RICK !!!!

@sunnynatrually 4 года назад

PREGANANANT?!

@BiologyIsHot 4 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OlI8r3nNUVw.html

@mscrabson 4 года назад

Am i gregnant? Help??

@rusydaqilah8855 4 года назад

if gregs have baby, are they gregnant?

@astronomydemon6312 3 года назад

The camera man isn't focusing on their faces because he's as uncomfortable as we are.

@Ozzy_Stripe 3 года назад

Ain't no amount of money worth filming this insane stuff right here.

@swatimurthy2773 3 года назад

F in chat for cameraman

@temptressgothicca 3 года назад

Lmfaoo- also i luv ur pfp!

@fatimaumair3377 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@tokyonaysischa3824 3 года назад

@@swatimurthy2773 F F F F F F F

@sinahicruz96 Год назад

So fun little tidbit: while it may not be necessarily kicking you can feel a fetus moving around 16-20 weeks (4-5 months). Depending on your body and/or the fetus you may not be showing that much or at all by that point. Quickening can be mistaken for like stomach bubbles for lack of a better phrase so it’s easy to not notice when you’ve started quickening

@calowenby1654 Год назад

Huh. That's neat.

@sinahicruz96 Год назад

@@calowenby1654 Yup

@roboturtle08 4 месяца назад

Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on

@CascadePSA 4 года назад

The combination of all the colors, annoying high-pitched voices, awful camera work, slightly too loud background music and overall lack of plot continuity just exhausted me. I’m gonna have to take a nap now. 😥

@albedox6428 4 года назад

I have a stroke whenever I hear his voice

@skuba5783 4 года назад

Yeah, I was like, "Whoa! So this is how it feels to be high..."

@braxcy3359 4 года назад

Its her bally as she says

@latifax6655 4 года назад

Yeah I'm tired

@jona7357 4 года назад

I think i’ll sleep too. Not because of the voices, but because his shirt is giving me a seizure.

@a.j.chapman1777 4 года назад

"It's my baeally" "Your bawlly?" "My beaelly" I see these people learnt to speak from Billion Surprise Toys.

@foussi739 4 года назад

More like from runforthecube.

@thephoenix9148 4 года назад

Omg yes 😂😂😂

@candle_wax3807 4 года назад

True that

@Cygerion 4 года назад

lets together baby

@cobyzues2795 4 года назад

BTS?

@DianasPlace4 Год назад

12:21 “ThE mOmEnT oF tHe TrUtH”

@Adelaide__1 Год назад

All thanks to this video I find myself walking aimlessly around my house saying “ I am preg-an-ant, I am preg-an-ant…”

@practicalatheism 4 года назад

most of the comments are about the girlfriend, but can we focus on the camera guy? wtf is he filming? half of the video he isn’t even filming their faces...wtf is going on with them...

@uglytm1481 4 года назад

Pretty sure theyre all on drugs or something lmao what even are those videos

@shely_D7vil 4 года назад

If you think about it, the camera guy is probably seeing how horribly bad their acting is, so he is trying to not show their faces so it can look just a little more natural

@cyllyastar 4 года назад

ꨄ ఌ they took some hardcore cocaine And a lot of meth

@deuders8574 4 года назад

i feel like he does that whenever theyre close to breaking character? like an unexpected smile or if theyre about to laugh,,, but i do agree it sucks bc were missing 90% of the content

@thaleiasarafianou 4 года назад

They're on drugs its the only explanation

@DOfreakNUT 4 года назад

i know people say this a lot but this _actually_ hurt to watch. like i had to scroll down to the comments just to get through it

@DOfreakNUT 4 года назад

and just the audio was still overwhelming

@theo_aetc 4 года назад

big agree, i hate them so much :/

@fabulouskelly3438 4 года назад

same!!! i lowkey just wanna put on subtitles and turn the volume off :p

@ahunt8992 4 года назад

Same..

@nesa2114 4 года назад

Currently doing exactly that

@RipMyTamagachi 6 месяцев назад

It’s like they took Miranda Sings and went “hey ya know how that character is insanely annoying and cringe? What if we did that but turned it up by 100000?”

@anthonygraetz4746 8 месяцев назад

This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.

@filiplayz1893 4 года назад

Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid Neighbours kid:

@kittystetson6737 4 года назад

WHERES THE LIE??!!

@cringeproductions6136 4 года назад

Yeah Danny is weird and for a second I thought you were talking about ken which you obviously weren’t because ken is awesome (EDIT: i am joking)

@Serafact. 4 года назад

IM PREGONATER

@joka4448 4 года назад

Cdf Splash your joking right

@filiplayz1893 4 года назад

Cdf Splash haha

@ThemanthelegendKenny 3 года назад

“How is she pregnant? I never even kissed her” That would be the saddest relationship ever

@biorn1255 3 года назад

the video is targeted at 2 year olds so it makes sense tbh

@Lily-1175 3 года назад

Who’s gonna tell him?

@bubblebeean 3 года назад

saddest relationship for the guy 👀

@filip76uk93 3 года назад

oh shit i didnt think of that

@einnok732 3 года назад

Something ain't right..

@ekstanton1 4 дня назад

Bro, when you kept making those funny words of pregnant when you kept making them seem funnier than they were, I actually felt to the ground because I was dying laughing😂😂😂😂💀💀

@StarBlurn Год назад

*save my planet so much fun!*meanwhile he is stepping on every single krill,plankton,and sandhoppers... PLUS THE THING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IS THAT THEY CALLED A TORTOISE A SEA TURTLE WHYYY-

@Dominik-ez9gn 4 года назад

So... what did we learn today kids. When a woman has a stomach ache shes pregnant and can feel the baby moving even though shes pregnant for like one month.

@Foofi.e 4 года назад

She's pregwick

@krowwithakay 4 года назад

Also to test for a pregnancy, put a thermometer in your mouth

@toast8851 4 года назад

Also she has no baby bump

@JustaMomnFamily 4 года назад

It’s gas bubbles

@kamea2083 4 года назад

she's pricklenut :0

@dallasthornley 2 года назад

This girl's voice is legitimately the most ear-splitting noise I have ever heard in my life. Please stop making horrible people famous.

@bofthesea4730 2 года назад

I’m so glad other people feel that way because it makes me wanna bash my head into a wall

@AjianAja 2 года назад

No good words to describe how disgustingly obnoxious her voice is.

@mickeydix8062 2 года назад

She’s giving Speedy the car and FRed a run for their money

@godmodeextreme 2 года назад

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?

@Billiebustupfan1212 2 года назад

@@godmodeextreme OMG I WAS THINKING SHE SOUNDED LIKE SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN AS WELL XD

@SkellyOfJudgment 5 месяцев назад

Candy Ken is basically if white noise and a migraine was a person all with a bitter pinch of RU-vid kids cringe at the core of this epileptic nightmare.

@SkellyOfJudgment 5 месяцев назад

He also hired the most unqualified cameraman imaginable. Not too surprising given that he has the intelligence of a grilled pea. He looks like water with food die from dissolved skittles. I have never seen such a failure of an animal. God save the que-king, yeah, king.

@callistocryptic 5 месяцев назад

@@SkellyOfJudgmentThis is the most accurate description of Candy Ken I've ever seen

@Fellow_Schwartz Месяц назад

1:59 "It gets alot worse MoThErFuCkEr" *Danny Gonzalez predicts the Rottmnt t-cest problem* (I wanted to write something like this XD)

@shaylawolfley5375 3 года назад

so... if they haven’t even kissed yet... why isn’t candy concerned about how his girlfriend got pregnant...

@CJ-iz3mp 3 года назад

right... if she's pregnant and he knows he didn't do that, why isn't he wondering who did

@laceycollier3412 3 года назад

@@CJ-iz3mp well, they know it's fake, there just trying to make it semi-bdlivible for young kids.

@oh-ohstinky5819 3 года назад

Because they don’t care they just want to get views from 10 year olds

@harlequeenchannel 3 года назад

This is for kids who don't know sex

@zim.is.emo. 3 года назад

THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET

@catnipsmoker360 4 года назад

"So baby have a baby" *"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"* F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?

@deathhimself1427 4 года назад

TAKE THE SHOT

@KariTingy 4 года назад

Please

@user-ou7dl2zf7r 4 года назад

The baby or the baby?

@katebundy3074 4 года назад

please do, just please shoot

@A_Crusader 4 года назад

Nah this kinda of funny

@Jcksn9000 2 месяца назад

Candy Ken isn’t the military now

@sunny2421 8 месяцев назад

His videos make me feel high

@Sodi_The_Weidro_ 8 месяцев назад

Same ngl

@The_UmbrellaMan 2 года назад

These two literally look like randomly generated Sims 4 townies.

@madebylily2726 2 года назад

I was just looking for this comment.💀😭😂

@silverrubymoon3574 2 года назад

That’s such a burn

@mrfish9672 2 года назад

There’s an eyeball ring somewhere

@chuckordinaasserordaorwhat7682 2 года назад

They speak like Sims Characters too.

@mothmanmother 2 года назад

I literally can't tell what baby j even looks like the camera was so sporadic I never got a good look at her

@oliviafrazier3596 2 года назад

I don't even have epilepsy, but I fucking might now.

@g0o0ey 2 года назад

LMAO

@AsgardianQueen 2 года назад

Well, I feel like I have more resistance to Flashing Color than Flashing Black and White.

@debble.the.silly. 2 года назад

And over here I thought my comment was original Oh well

@pleasesendhelp6951 2 года назад

I have no history with seizures but I think I may have now.

@tylerredforge5563 2 года назад

Same

@junipest9291 Год назад

Y'all i looked him up on tiktok and now he's a self proclaimed "sigma male" 💀

@schonswan Год назад

no way 😭

@Nothing-kv5om Год назад

Wait waaaaaaat

@YIPEEYAYTEEHEE 7 месяцев назад

the scales reference was perfect

@multiplesifl 4 года назад

I hate not-for-kids-but-obviously-for-kids content.

@daddyskaddy94 4 года назад

Shouldn't it be for-kids-but-obviously-not-for-kids content ?

@moarika7378 4 года назад

Daniel Zylberberg no it’s just shouldn’t-be-for-anyone content

@froggiebeans6928 4 года назад

Same it’s so annoying

@actionjackson3522 4 года назад

@@daddyskaddy94 You mean only-kids-will-buy-it but inappropriate-for-kids-and-disgusting content?

@cancerousfetus9889 4 года назад

I refuse to believe this is kids content. Let alone content for anyone.

@Hannah-gh6kf 3 года назад

She sounds like if Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings had a child.

@connormanplayzmobile3519 3 года назад

It sounds more like if Marge Simpson and Macy Gray got married and had a kid.

@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 3 года назад

it sounds like a peepee

@guadaluperojas6591 3 года назад

@noahh6186 3 года назад

It sounds like that one kid who has the power of God AND anime on his side

@tays.wrlddd 3 года назад

True

@Hedghog_ 2 месяца назад

the squishy bones reference never gets old!😂

@midnightdemon2112 2 месяца назад

Someone should count the times danny says my bones are getting squishy

@bogwinautopilot506 3 года назад

Imagine if she was really pregnant. That poor kid.

@ashleypatrick1863 3 года назад

Bogwin Autopilot yeah

@shinomemeakito 3 года назад

i would feel so bad for him/her

@aaliyah5824 3 года назад

@ yeah

@muricansoldierreee4004 3 года назад

So killer bean you are still alive I am STRING BEAN GREEN

@Biskye 3 года назад

The poor child would be in a hell.

@anemoia3154 4 года назад

the way the girlfriend speaks and acts like a child makes me *incredibly* uncomfortable. i feel like i wasnt supposed to see this

@ElonMusketeer4 8 месяцев назад

The quick reference to my bones are getting squishy at 3:26 is gold

@amyglew572 8 месяцев назад

My mums AirPods connected to this and came into my room saying “but we didn’t even do it”

@syd2812 4 года назад

“It’s my bally” “Your Bally?” “Yeah my Bally” “What’s wrong with your bally?”

@whatiskaybee 4 года назад

UwU OwO idk why I read that with an Italian accent

@milohuneu4259 4 года назад

keeping up with kaybee now I can’t stop 😂😂

@syd2812 4 года назад

keeping up with kaybee lol 😂

@josh1electricboogaloo250 4 года назад

E'm Perkins

@sirensong237 4 года назад

“I’m prengan” “You’re what?” “I’m pomegranate”

@madelinemcnamara3733 4 года назад

The second hand embarrassment is R E A L

@Idkahdna 4 года назад

Yeah I would be embarrassed if I saw them let alone if I was with them

@wesley_3201 4 года назад

Can we delete their channel for them (and, more importantly, for ourselves)?

@TheChair-516 6 месяцев назад

Can we all agree that the Vsco trend was just a modern version of the hippies from the 60s

@thatoneguy9359 Год назад

"My bones are getting squishy!" What a throwback.

@maddy399 4 года назад

If Candy Ken being a VSCO girl is outdated.. his “gf” doing a bad impression of Miranda Sings is worse.

@nappyheadj5523 4 года назад

@Teg Prestridge either way, this is bad

@maddy399 4 года назад

Teg Prestridge yeah, that’s why girlfriend is in quotations

@nayfin9052 4 года назад

except that it was never good or funny, 12 year olds just pretended it was

@maddy399 4 года назад

Nayfin I never thought it was funny, but my cousins did a lot, so I know how you feel

@honeycomb1149 4 года назад

The girlfriend sounds like a cross breed of Marge Simpson and Miranda Sings Edit: yeah sammyclassicsonicfan too lmao

@whotfis_megadave 4 года назад

Breeze Grey wolf run from the cube

@snowpaladin4yt35 4 года назад

Ahh two people whoes mouths look like glory holes

@brian-gz7es 4 года назад

Snowpaladin4 YT ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

@kaptan466 4 года назад

r/rareinsults

@haha5368 4 года назад

Breeze Grey wolf don’t do Miranda and marge like that dude

@chasehoops_ 5 месяцев назад

It was such a simple process. They just had to know what text techniques the ai was using. Like the ai obviously isn’t going to talk abt the “fair” the only excuse is Kathryn. She’s dryer than the desert, she’s more of an ai then the ChatGPT

@seroquelchamber 8 месяцев назад

sometimes your videos make me laugh so often that i forget to breathe inbetween and then i have to pause your video, gasp for air, and mutter "i ... hate you... danny...." before gettin back into it

@liamcodyy 4 года назад

The girlfriends voice is like brushing teeth and then drinking orange juice

@D0MiN0ChAn 4 года назад

Library Media Center OMG, I can both taste it AND feel it! 😵🤢

@arkuai 4 года назад

Person below likes lolis

@yeetyo2733 4 года назад

ahhh nice and minty

@phoebedarlingg7714 4 года назад

Thats the best taste tho

@coolman554 4 года назад

*y e s*

@oliviabear6307 4 года назад

“Saving turtles is a blast.” Shows a tortoise.

@kagu2811 4 года назад

Get noob

@beni8482 4 года назад

Get noob

@Shablagoo69 4 года назад

Saving turtles is a hobby

@Cinnamon455 4 года назад

your comment reminded me of a good book "There's a Hair in My Dirt" by Gary Larson, The Far-Side comic creator. There's a princess who thinks she's au natural but ends up murdering a tortoise thinking its a turtle.

@realgandalf5094 4 года назад

It had straws in its nose to

@DeutschesSoldat1916 Год назад

3:51 The trailer for the Alien remake is looking great!

@rQcc00n 11 месяцев назад

this video is very iconic because danny is actually prickywack

@christinagurl0522 4 года назад

I could have lived my entire life without knowing this guy existed

@robespierre2837 4 года назад

That would be a good life

@synoxsis24 4 года назад

Definitely prefered

@seandude129 4 года назад

Me too... could have loved a good life...

@LordSkella 4 года назад

I feel the same way. If it weren’t for this I’d have never encountered this Lisa Frank nightmare come to life.

@user-de9kf1rz2w 4 года назад

That’s the Greg life

@stefansneck5778 3 года назад

“guys my bones are getting squishy” the best reference in history

@TheCitiesHobbyist 3 года назад

Yes

@maddyw22_ 3 года назад

I love that vid

@maddyw22_ 3 года назад

@Jasmine Hembrey yeah.

@PsgUnitedSauce 3 года назад

I like the radio rebel when he does the janitor one.

@skynash4331 3 года назад

Video see Gordie Howe next Scorpio a

@SelenophileLeague 10 месяцев назад

every greg in the world being happy cause danny said hi to them

@moltenlord8733 Год назад

7:03 this caught me so off guard that I sneezed really hard and a lot of snot came out 💀 (You guys didn’t need to know that)

@yourmother6233 Год назад

I’m cackling

@BreadTeleporter1968 Год назад

Goblin behaviour

@marieoliveira7 4 года назад

her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time

@basicbas4897 4 года назад

The fuck I don’t know these people

@jrcraig9791 4 года назад

Who's the when will you learn video

@jrcraig9791 4 года назад

Actually ik all of them

@soncithehedgog 4 года назад

SammyClassicSonicFan

@jovialjuliantv1131 4 года назад

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

@Hippolyta. 4 года назад

Why is the girlfriend trying to speak like Miranda Sings

@Hippolyta. 4 года назад

And him saying that he didn't get her pregnant bc thats dirty and they havent even kissed is also very Miranda Sings-esque and she also says "are you frickin crazy" all the time

@nxcromxncer 4 года назад

But miranda sings is so much better than this

@maddiem5371 4 года назад

vanessa ik it’s so cringey when other people try to copy her “accent” 😂

@B0NEM4RROW 4 года назад

vanessa they’re 100% trying to copy her-

@kryptid2800 4 года назад

shes trying but she sounds more like miranda sings after smoking a cigarette everyday for 3 years.

@TheRedknighter Год назад

“Hi there my girlfriend is prikywack” I just couldn’t stop laughing

@DocDocGoose15 6 месяцев назад

Watching this video is like standing on the edge of a cliff and the only thing keeping me from falling into an endless pit of madness and flashing colors and horrible acting is Danny's frequent intersections making fun of it

@Logan50566 4 года назад

I know this is made for kids but this like actually scares me

@albedox6428 4 года назад

SCARYYYY KEN

@datpsychoelische1018 4 года назад

Its like a fever dream. The scary kind

@albedox6428 4 года назад

He is the devil

@fortify6374 4 года назад

I am a child and I 100% do not enjoy CandyKens content

@kolehunert1682 4 года назад

Same . I almost clicked off

@RebeccaGomezToronto 4 года назад

HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO DO THE MIRANDA SINGS VOICE!!! It only sounds like marge simpson because she's so bad at it. "Are you kidding me" "I'm freakin pregneennt" "Are you craaazy?" These are all phrases she says all the time, anyone?!?!?

@katelynmessier943 4 года назад

yes! she's trying to be her, it's so annoying they literally make me want to scream

@lildeskchair8026 4 года назад

@@katelynmessier943 I wanna fight her. That voice makes my ears bleed.

@jobo4681 4 года назад

I have no idea who that is but I’m backing you up cause you seem really confident

@Cvnt_blvnt 4 года назад

Rebecca Gomez it’s sad how unoriginal she is 💀

@kylie5098 4 года назад

I do it better than her 😎

@brosyn 5 месяцев назад

I clicked on this video remembering that I had clicked on it before, wondering why I hadn't watched the whole thing before. Then I watched one and a half minutes into the video and remembered the trauma I experienced due to the LETHAL amounts of cringe that candy ken puts out 😭😭😭😭