WooHoo: It’s Troom Troom, but worse 

"I don't know what woohoo is." Someone doesn't play The Sims.

“What do WooHoo even mean??” Sims Players: *DON’T*

Welcome to Jarvis Johnson gold, where things are a little less scripted, a little less edited, and he drinks la croix

We actually have a club in Glasgow, Scotland called 'Flat 0/1' that's supposed to look like someone's flat (or apartment as you say) with jumbled furniture, a bed, a swing made of a bathtub and it only serves the terrible kind of drinks you'd get at a house party as a teenager... It's good fun! They even have a 'to rent' sign out the front

Jarvis "The Rock" Johnson is back!

honestly pretty embarrassing not to be a gold subscriber at this point... those fools simply will not know the classic bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick

4:58 "Last week, my friends and I came here 3 times. It's my first time coming" *Visible confusion*

So NOBODY is gonna talk about how she literally said "My friends and I came here three times last week...its my first time coming!" with no break whatsoever

“Troom Troom is STILL the worst channel on RU-vid” “WooHoo: it’s Troom Troom, but WORSE” WHICH IS IT JARVIS?? ARE YOU SWINDLING US?? AND WHY HAVNT YOU RESPONDED TO MY DM??

**Insert sims joke here**

AFTER HE SAID “I HAVE TO GO SNEAK A FEW CHICKEN NUGGETS UP MY BUTT” IT CUT TO AN AD FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I’M QUAKING

If WooHoo turned out to be satire, I think I'd be the most creative and hilarious experiment ever

Jarvis: "IDK what WooHoo is.." Simmers: 😏💜

I really appreciate that Jarvis uses a backup mic. The responsibility is real

I believe SimplyNailogical figured out that Troom Troom/WooHoo is a content farm situation from Russia and localized (badly) to English which is why the voiceovers sound so alien

The best part is that most of these foods are available AT THE MOVIE THEATER

“Will it be a problem that we only have one voice actor?” “No, making one person sounds like two is _super easy, barely an inconvenience_ ”

I'm gonna be honest, it's refreshing to hear a male narrator in one of these "DIY" channels

Just so you know, WooHoo recently released a video for how to sneak into Troom Troom HQ, so we can go destroy their stuff now

The narrator sounds like a mix between Sonic and Byakuya Togami

Worse than Troom Troom? At that point that’s actually impressive

Oh dear God, when the narrator said "maybe you'll find the guy of your dreams at this party" I thought he was talking to Jake, and I was taken aback by how inclusive WooHoo was being

14:42 don't you hate when you're trying to watch a movie and the chick who brought the microwave to the theater is just filling the room with *_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-_*

“the sound of snack wrappers is more relaxing than meditation!” well maybe i’ll just quit therapy and use ~snack wrappers~ to cure my anxiety great idea thanks WooHoo for saving me money on therapy-

Jarvis: What is WOOHOO? Sims players: 👁👄👁

Theater: has Anti-Jake signs on the wall Jake: *Huh, I wonder what's that for*

When I was in my 20s, people used to check my bag all the time for food. Now, no one checks bags. It's not a thing anymore. Maybe certain places do, but I noticed people stopped caring. Theatre are just happy people still go.

why does woohoo's narrator sound like sour cream from steven universe I'm scared

“Crushing” is a type of fetish video on RU-vid where women step on random objects in high heels. It sounds like they knew that was popular, but thought it was a satisfying thing instead of a fetish.

I wonder if these people are ever ashamed to be in these annoying, horrible skits

0:20 I was expecting him to say "I'm Jarvis, and this is my Johnson". It took me a second to realize how wrong that sounded.

WooHoo is when two sims love eachother really much...

Stop trying to convince me to buy a Jean jacket it’s not gonna work.

If you’re reading this, You’re premium

13:35 12-6 elbows are banned by the mma. this lady really pulled a whole man disposal move on this random dude

The second I heard woohoo the sims 4 music played in the back of my head and lemme tell u it was like being hit by a train.

I’ve been buying popcorn at the concession stand this whole time like an IDIOT instead of bringing my emotional support microwave with me to cook my own

oh no I wasn't gold enough all I see is a black screen and the only sound is Jarvis berating my weakness

7:49 "why is there a no jake sign on the wall 😭"

I actually once saw a story on Reddit where someone had gotten their first job at a movie theater. At some point OP asked their trainer what they do if someone tries to sneak food into the cinema, I kid you not, the trainer tells OP that the concept of that is a myth and the theater doesn't actually care if people bring their own food to the movies. (I also looked it up and it's actually true, nowadays you can just bring your own snacks to the movie theater)

making one video into two. now that's the kinda magic you get with Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

When Jarvis says “hey” at the beginning he sounds like he’s trying to sell you drugs

There are so many golden lines in this video, I guess that’s why they call it Jarvis Johnson... *gold*

8:10 Bored guy: "Here, look at my invisible watch." Friend: Looks at own invisible watch. Props department fail.

Can we just admire that is written "Puerto Mexico" on the shirt of Adam Biggs from the movie poster?

“You might even meet the guy of your dreams on the dance floor” D-did they just make the main character gay?

5:07 it sounds like a sim conversation 😭😭

me not realizing gold was a whole different channel 👁👄👁

This sounds like a story written by AI and acted by humans verbatim... like drunk history, but AI

ok nobody’s saying it why isn’t anyone saying it? WOOHOO IS SIM SEX

No one: Sim Fans: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES

4:40 "tell me about it ME and my Friends come here all the time, it's my first time" are we not going to mention this

Ok so I’m like 90% sure the security guard is the same person as sushi girl… does anyone else see it?

The perks of this channel: you see him without a Jean jacket 😮

something tells me he knew this girl worked at the theater and he hoped he'd get free movies and snacks for life, but then he got a bad case of diarrhea at the party and dropped his phone in the toilet so he couldn't text her back and it became this whole thing

I love how woohoo shows every least efficient way when all you have to do is bring a bag

Using this time to let everyone know that if you sneak food in to the theatre and throw it into their trash cans, employees have a chance of getting fired so when sneaking food in, please wait until you get home before throwing the trash away. Thank you.

Is no one gonna talk about how he went to the movies with a girl (his gf??) who just vanishes into thin air when he sees the other girl he met at the party yesterday? Did she leave? Did he perform a magic trick to turn her into a bouquet of flowers?? What's going on? Also, why would he give the girl who controls the tickets A MOVIE TICKET AS A PRESENT? What is she going to do with that? So much to unpack

6:07 every guy in slavic countries dances like this at a club

Tell me why that “club” looks like the announcements room in my old elementary school during the carnival night.

When they went "Maybe even meet the guy of your dreams" while focusing on the dude I thought it meant HE was gonna meet the guy of his dreams. Sadly it ended up straighter than that.

I think i shit my pants laughing at, "Emotional Support Microwave."

honestly having been hit on by someone as intense as these characters I can say that the multiple texts per minute and the 'why don't you reply' are entirely accurate

don't mind me just.. 9:02

Jarvis is the only person who looks completely normal with AND without his glasses.

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4:42 “Last week my friend’s and I came here 3 times! It’s my first time coming.” Umm, excuse me?! Did they not even watch this after editing?

haven't played The Sims in years but I still remembered what woohoo meant😂

Breaking news: Woman arrested for manslaughter after breaking neck of movie-goer

Damn this was a long trip. Almost died on the way here.

People buy NFTs so I fully believe people would pay $50 for a business class that saves them $5.

We not even gonna talk about the guy (12:20 guy in red) just reading a paper?

I never got a drink. your secretary is horrible

I hate knowing that there’s an interconnected “cinematic” universe of troom troom channels making that much money

15:37 sweet kicks, bug-boy!

“Me and my friends have been here three times. It’s my first time” ???

Hi Jarvis, I’m in the Troomlish club at my school. “Woo Hoo” is the formal way of saying Troom Troom in Troomlish, therefore, this is the business channel of the 2.

i love being on the jarvis johnson: GOLD! channel where i get the premium jarvis johnson content

0:10 oh i thought he was boutta be like, "actually, i like this tea, sooooo.. yeah. sorry!" or smth like that..

5:55 he probably wasn't ready because he was anticipating being shot down.. I mean to be fair it makes sense

I almost feel like this is some sort of Troom Troom parody. They aren’t even pretending any of this makes sense anymore. At least Troom Troom provides a solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist. This channel is taking a “problem” that exists and providing no real viable solution.

*Worse* than Troom Troom? Worse?! Do I need to have my eyes checked? Edit: It's worse than Troom Troom

Gosh the trip was more difficult then my dad explaining his way to school.

not me looking through the comments trying to find someone to explain the dialogue at 4:35

The security guard in this video was the "Japaneese" person in the TroomTroom video.

That club has those weird classroom ceilings with the panels you can poke up with a pencil

I understand now in my woozy sleepless delusion I've cracked the troom troom and woohoo code. Each character is an adult with a mildly developed child mind inside of an adult body. That explains why the girl has no object permanence. Why they do unjustifiable bullshit without reason and speak like adults with the baby brain in control.

The way Jarvis greets his audience is so welcoming and wholesome.

I'm not sure if Jarvis has a natural smile or just smiles everytime he's on camera (Edit) maybe he just genuinely likes making these videos which makes me happy he's happy

Can we just take note that they changed the greatest showman’s face to some random guy like they did Sonic’s

Is that poster of “The WooHoomen” supposed to be “The Kingsman”? Cause either way it upsets me and makes me physically aggressive. Sick Dab tho

I can't believe you made this video in 45 seconds that's very impressive

That texting woman looks like she probably really likes Japanese food

7:44 losing my mind over “and this guy has nothing to do with our story!” like WHAT😭

When parents see twins 1:12

"Oh, no food, i thought it was a No Ryan sign" I did too 😂😂😂

I buy Joinen's "worms pandemic" theory about the life hack universe more with each passing day.

Anyone else gonna say "beverage" after taking a sip of their drink now?

PLEASE THE "Ah... Beverage. " MADE ME CACKLE MY HUMOR IS BROKEN

Lmao why did I think at 11:53 you were gonna talk about how there's a "no Ryan sign" but Ryan Reynolds is there-