Car Thieves vs the Final GlitterBomb 5.0 | Asmongold Reacts 

Calling a prank package you stole a scam perfectly encapsulates the mindset of the people who do this, they feel like they deserve what they steal.

Police: setting up dangerous traps for thieves is illegal Also police: stopping thieves is your problem not ours.

6.0 he puts a flashbang in it, and they just wake up to the carnage the box left behind.

“When you open it, it explodes the house”, fucking killed me 🤣 Oh, and Mark Rober for president 🤘

I like how the award winning mom let her child deal with the bomb she brought home.

calling stolen goods a scam the audacity

To be honest, Mark Rober doing this is fucking amazing. But the thing that took me by surprise is how some of these families are actually absolutely okay with stealing and even letting their kids know that they stole these things. It's so shameless and honestly surprising.

"Mom I think it's a bomb" *Kicks it down the stairs* TBH maybe humanity deserves to get skynetted, with this level of intellect on display.

"If somebody’s stealing anything from my car, they’re cleaning it." Words of wisdom

I like the idea that the car thieves in SF getting wise to the glitter bombs means you could probably keep your car safe by putting an appropriately enticing empty box on the back seat

"They do this to scam people" Anyone who says this about something they stole deserves the fart spray bath they got.

Those poor kids that think they have good parents - even celebrating in the actions of theft. It turns my stomach to think that people literally teach their children to become criminals - the world is a selfish place sometimes....

If you get shot stealing things, that should be 100% your own fault.

The fact that people put kids and infants in that situation make me absolutely enraged. As a kid who grew up around this kind of thing, its absolutely going to leave a mark on them. I hope they learn to be better than where they came from.

Idk why he blurs the faces of criminals. Let them be shamed for stealing.

It's impressive that the 8 y.o figured it out, even more impressive ( and scary) is that he's been raised to believe that being a thief is ok.

When the glitterbomb gets so advanced it is worth more than the usual package with an occulus would have been

I hate thieves so much. The only regret I feel for them is that their children have to suffer from parents moronic behavior.

Just as Mike finishes saying "spike of hardened steel" while showing it Asmon pauses the vid and confidently nods and says "ceramics" 😆

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1000">16:40</a> he talks about them and treats them like animals, because thats what they are.

gotta love that family with the parents teaching their kids how to be scumbags, its ok though they got a cross on the wall they're clearly a nice god fearing family

I think it’s hilarious that they actually get mad about it. When they are the ones in the wrong.

The sheer amount of thieves is what surprises me most. Couldnt be me, I'd feel insane guilt.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1256">20:56</a> - no, it isn't "made to do that' - that's just regular glass, and they don't treat it or cover it in case your car is submerged and you need to break the window. The windshield is made by laminating PVB between two pieces of glass so the glass doesn't shatter and go everywhere

I've gone to work (accidentally) with my back door open, front door open, car trunk open, keys to my truck on a table beside my front door, and with my packages sitting on the porch over night. I'm thankful to live in a conservative small town.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="284">4:44</a> Imagine seeing on the news "package smuggler is killed when they stole a package off a front porche and it had a bomb on the inside of it. That would probably deter alot of porche thieves.

I bought a box of 250 cockroaches and left it out because things kept getting stolen, since my friend has an extermination service it didn’t take long for my friend to report a call to the cops about someone with a new desperate cockroach problem😂 and the box was found in their garbage can 🎉

I actually drive around SF now with suitcases filled with wasps. What I do is cut open the entire suitcase and cover the zippers from the inside with the same residue wasps make for their nest and then I place a wasp nest and seal the suitcase back up. When the zipper is open, it'll tear the up residue or wall in which wasps usually think is part of their nest and they go ape shit on whoever attacks their nest.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="838">13:58</a> That’s when it should be completely fine to put a hallow point in the cranium of that waste of flesh. (:

The point of tempered glass making tiny cube-like pieces, is not so it wont cut you. IT WILL CUT YOU, its glass, sharp glass. But, the pieces are so small there is practically 0 chance you can fatally harm yourself with them.

Y'all should look up the video of the guy that put a flashbang in his truck. Some thieves broke the window, put half his body in the truck and then there flashbang goes off. The New Orleans police department put out a tweet saying not to take the law into your own hands after lol it was great

The gall to call someone a scammer after stealing from them is crazy.

I bet the local glass companies are making a killing.

what i dont get the most is... why are packages left on porches in the first place? Here in france packages that cant fit in a mailbox (and all mailboxes have locks) are instead kept at the post office t be collected, and a paper slip to come collect it left in the box instead. Also when you collect they ask for proof of identity so stealing the slip is worthless. I dont know why the same isnt done here, with packages either left in a locked box, or safely kept in the post office until they are collected.

"Diversity" is our strength gang.

This is a real life " when a villain meets a monster"

Sadly Once it's property of 2000.00 or less its a misdemeanor with no penalty, so (to the police) its a waste of resource to track down a perpetrator if they can't charge them for anything at most they could be fine 500.00 or 2 week community service.

Dude it's amazing the audacity of people their out here stealing packages then complaining that said packages aren't what they expected

-has a cross on the wall -can't follow the 10 commandments

The problem with the kid that knows his mum stole it, is that if he wanted to be a better person he could. If he told his mum to stop stealing for him, she probably would. But he defends her and calls it a scam. He would rather defend her wrongdoings than help her be a better person, and she would rather steal than teach her son how to be a decent human being. What a world we live in, and thats just 2 people.

For anyone wondering about the Crunchlabs thing, I got it for my kid. You build the toy yourself and it comes with a link to a 20 minute video that teaches you about the principles behind the mechanic you're learning that month. This last month's was about ratchets, and integrated the flywheel from the month before. It's actually a kinda cool engineering lesson that doesn't feel like a school lesson.

He lives in California. They lawmakers have literally told the police not to enforce those laws because they aren’t going to take them at the jail.

What is truly sad is that these crooks think it is OK to rob other people who may have just spent their life savings on something they always wanted, and then poof, it is gone!

At 13.33 Countdown runs and he puts that thing beside the propane tank xD

the thing he is using is an emergency tool, they are window breakers and belt cutters for if you drive into water during an accident you can cut your belt and break the glass(because the pressure stops you opening the door till the car fills up at the bottom) they have a ceramic tip on them that instantly shatters glass

The insistence on this being the last glitter bomb is probably to get them to fall for the next one since they seemed very cautious about what packages they stole this time.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="890">14:50</a> "If somebody steals shit out of my car, trust me, they're cleaning it." Keeping it golden.

He should engineer a car that traps people in the window when they break in

This dude is a legend , watch the video of when he was stuck at home during covid and built a GIANT squirrel obstacle course in his backyard to retrieve a big gift of nuts and fruits . And as a wildlife rescue guy he did them all so the squirrels wouldn't get hurt and people like myself dont get butt hurt lol .He would measure how far they could jump and how far they could fall without getting hurt .. Dude is a straight up GENIUS .

Gotta love asmongold when he said "if some ones stealing shit outta my car, they're cleaning it!" hahahahahah xD

I'm sad that's his last Glitter Bomb video, but I have enjoyed the 5 year journey. Also I'm ecstatic to hear those 3 scam call centers were shut down and the higher ups were arrested. Just shows what we're capable of if we all work together.

Its so American to be like "yo yo here's a series of people clearly involved in organised crime in broad daylight which nothing is seriously gonna be done about - so I a man of culture and rocket science am gonna mess with them using glitter and fart spray." Its a very entertaining video but wtf America

With so many car breaks a day it feels like there needs to be a more permanent solution than just some fart spray.

Man that's legit that this dude went from NASA to being lowkey Batman

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="470">7:50</a> , yep, they came up with the hide mechanism, as people kept breaking them off 😄

As funny as these videos are I can’t help but feel angry at the people who have zero remorse for their actions.

As a native of San Francisco (I now live in a suburb not far from it) what ticks me off is the police have been refusing to deal with problems like this for decades because it's an organized operation with lots of players and taking it down means doing work. Instead when I worked in the courts I'd see whole task forces dedicated to having a couple guys who can 'look the part' walk up to idiots and pretend to offer drugs or ask to buy small amounts of street level drugs - take down the seriously stupid ultra low level offenders, and ignore complex more serious problems. And of course they focus those task forces in areas with high likelihood of black or brown offenders because juries won't ask questions and just return guilty when the defendant 'fits the profile'. Meanwhile real issues like the thefts in these videos just go unchecked. In the video - the part where he shows where two cars were parked. One of those neighborhoods was an historically poor area where the projects used to be. But the other by the water is a wealthy area. The police ignore the issue in both. Note how he also comments on the jacket. People who look into these things do notice that most 'real crime' in any given city is committed by a very small number of highly active actors. With some manpower - the cops could end all of this. The number of people involved is probably very small.

It's crazy the stuff these people tell themselves to try to make it ok; "they let me take their stuff", "GOD put this on me", this is mental ish

The funniest thing is that EVERY YEAR since the first one, there is ALWAYS somebody who has seen the original videos and steals the boxes not expecting it.

Here’s the ACTUAL final glitter bomb: It’s just a regular fucking bomb, the package thief gets turned into ‘glitter’.

Asmon's initial response of 'lol put C4 in it' was the first thing I thought about this.. Of course they're already skirting the law since booby traps aren't legal and actually hurting someone is against the law, even if they stole from you. Although I think that if the state sanctioned a few package thief napalm bombs there's a case that the criminal sentenced their own self when they stole the package and the consequences were completely the results of their own risk.

so for anyone curious, in the us its illegal to make a trap that can cause harm to people for the sake of catching someone doing something illegal. its the cops job even when they wont do it and taking their job gets you in trouble. fun fact, some people actually do leave dangerous boxes as if its a delivery for the sake of hurting others. i remember a story from 100 ways to die about a thief dying from anthrax or something like it due to stealing a trapped package from a judge. if this is in cali then its less the cops wont do anything and significantly more that they cant do anything.

Mark Robar is amazing. We need more people like him.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1425">23:45</a> No, they are not done, the moved locations and reopened within a month

I love when asmond says "Oh, is that right" it get me every damn time.

Imagine if those filthy thieves would put equal efforts into doing something good of their life instead. We would live in a better world.

I like how the upgrades are not cause anything failed but the creator thought of more ways to mess with the thieves

"if someone is stealing shit out of my car, trust me they're cleaning it." Had me laugh out loud on the train home from work remembering Asmon talking about the review/reaction of his place.

I was parked in San Francisco once and some dude casually broke into a car and was going through it. Police were maybe 10 feet away, saw, and did nothing. That's wild though, stealing from a moving car.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1140">19:00</a> Maybe value is the reason they're not stealing it. If the value is over a certain number, the penalty if you get caught might go from misdemeanor to felony, so they avoid it.

They should have used the Swedish fermented fish juice as the fart spray.

We should go back to thieves getting their hands lopped off if caught.

The cops didn't help Mark out when his package was stolen because he lives in California.

Dude is becoming real tony stark.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="807">13:27</a> - Placing an near-to-explode bomb right next to gas tanks. Smart guy.

"moooom, I think it IS a bomb!" *kicks it down the stairs* Yeah, that's how you make a potential bomb explode.

Also in case you ever get in a wreck it prevents you getting trapped inside of a vehicle . I have one of those hammers in my glove box . Living in Michigan in an area where there are tons of natural ponds , creeks , in land lakes , there's a chance my car if I get in a wreck my vehicle could end up in water . That window being like that has saved people from drowning .

it would be better if it was just an exploding package, C4

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="952">15:52</a> this is more legal cause there has to be an input from a human source to tell the trap to activate. this makes it not a "booby" trap, but just a normal "trap".

Good thing this is the last one, at the rate it was evolving in a couple of years I was expecting it to open a portal to hell and pump the smell directly from there.

I love that Asmongold always watches the product placement ad, even in videos where its all at the end. He'll watch it in entirety and sometimes comment on how it's convenient to keep it to the very end.

These toys for teaching sciences (and maybe other variations) are probably one of the best, if not the best way to ever teach. This is something school should be. I'm absolutely conviced this would sparkle lights of curiosity and maybe even passion in many. Can't see anything but amazing futurs with this concept !

I think it would be funny to just have a car sitting out in these usual spots, but instead of the regular (and for good reason) glass have it all bulletproof glass and just watch them try to break in with that strategy. Would be hilarious.

I love it how the government does not even bother to try and fix these car thieves. I bet they're in on it too. Also it shows how dumb people are and this is the future if the Justice system remains as garbage as ever. Kids like that idiot that called it a scam will grow up to become a garbage person who deserves to rot in prison (hopefully not but I see it). I hope this problem gets fixed but I'm sure it will get worse.

He should do another one with bear spray and a box with a full living hornets nest.

I feel no sympathy for the thieves. They deserve it all.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1161">19:21</a> "good" Asmon sounding like a teacher grading a paper and checking for points

Fill the car with mustard gas so when he breaks the window and leans in he'll learn something.

Before the countdown they should put a "bomb has been planted" sound 😂, also why not a smoke grenade? That would disturb a lot too

Just a reminder that diversity is our "strength"...homie.

I dont even play video games but Asmon is an essential part of my life now.

I'm surprised there's not more content creators out there doing variations of this.

Not only did they use a tool to break the glass, it's also where they hit it. The corners of the frames.

Anyone else notice all the thieves have something in common?

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1112">18:32</a> Ironically, the thieves are using the exact same method. Emphasis on the tweaking.

It is because they already have buyers who will take certain products from them quickly. Sitting around with a stolen item you don't have fences to shift it to asap, just lives you holding a stolen item you can't get rid of, most devices are enabled on networks so very easy to track where it is (seen in this vid) Phones, laptops, tablets are not sold as devices, they are sold are given to people who strip them to parts (same with stolen cars) which make much more money and well the device is dust so no chance of getting ot back to owner.

"Do you know how much lore that unlocks?" Asmon, you are priceless.

Well... I'm not sure what the guy thinks they scammed him out of, it definitely wasn't "shame". Holy shit the entitlement 🤣

Asmon pulling out gems like “put a bomb in there” and “just put some wasps in there”

This dude took d&d technomancy to a whole new level ... He might actually be a wizard 🤣