I love Carlos. He shows that a comedian can be funny without being lewd and dropping the "f" bomb but to do so takes talent, which Carlos has in abundance.
Overprotective is an understatement for puertorican parents Kid buys something on eBay: "mija! That was used, you don't know where it came from! Devuelvelo that you don't know if it has demons or something...
He wasn't poor! I was the last of 9 & we were poor. For breakfast my mom would put rice in a pot & pop it to make Rice Crispies. Then the oldest would eat a bowl with a fork to leave milk for #2 and it got passed on down the eating disassembly line. I got the snot, I mean milk & the burnt Crispies from the bottom of the pot after 8 eaters. But at least I got to use a spoon cuz I was spoiled. When we had BBQ's, Carne Asada meant when you put your hand on the grate to check if it was hot enough
