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The Cyanide & Happiness Show, for THE FIRST TIME ON RU-vid, is now here!
Join us as we watch some of the beefiest stuff we've ever made while also celebrating a whopping 10 YEARS of weekly animations. We'll still be releasing originals, while our team slows down a little to work on some larger animations that we can't wait to show you later this year!
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@Ponera-Sama 8 месяцев назад

As a native American, this IT guy is now my role model

@evee907 8 месяцев назад

Same here, But I became more american by the more years I spent here Edit: in other words I lost my way😂

@Ponera-Sama 8 месяцев назад

My family was Christian conservative and very pro-cultural assimilation. At least they drew the line at celebrating Columbus Day or Thanksgiving

@rileyrichardson8091 8 месяцев назад

As a white American I'm going to take your role model and claim he is mine.

@XneverstopfightingX 8 месяцев назад

As a fellow native I always remember to eject my drive before removing it to prevent data corruption.

@Dreagostini 8 месяцев назад

@@XneverstopfightingX Very wise indeed.

@darkner2390 8 месяцев назад

I am struggling to fathom as to how these episodes were written. Not that that's a bad thing, because the randomness in it is exactly what makes it so good.

@azrobbins01 8 месяцев назад

I think lots of drugs.

@derpaderp8984 8 месяцев назад

All the stories in this episode build on characters that were introduced in random shorts. The fat kid came from the episode where the parents tried to make him less fat with the over complicated stairway railcoaster

@BravosReviews 8 месяцев назад

It’s like a series of story setups that never close out. They just keep initiating a new storyline but it’s all funny.

@John-Smith02 8 месяцев назад

@@anonymoususer638what a fucking odd comment

@henrythebananaboy 8 месяцев назад

@@azrobbins01hi

@khukri_wielderxxx1962 8 месяцев назад

The ghosts learned the true valuable lesson: You can't fix stupid

@grunwode 8 месяцев назад

It's incredible that this has been going strong since 2005. You guys make me feel like I'm not actually decrepetly old.

@tesloche9349 8 месяцев назад

Holy crap, the main character was the kid from The Weight Loss Program video

@skeletonentertainment4201 7 месяцев назад

he actually lost some weight, still fat but not as fat as before, the program worked

@clarejennings5049 8 месяцев назад

Never fire the IT guy

@Alexis-bz7kl 4 месяца назад

Don't mess with them either

@timsullivan4566 8 месяцев назад

You had me at "I can't fix the fat part..." 😆😆😆

@Strider91 7 месяцев назад

As someone who works in education in the US, this is tragically, and unsettlingly accurate. Didnt expect truth bombs from C&H today

@alanjackson1568 7 месяцев назад

As someone who has also worked for a school district, (Almost irrelevant) those influenced by the idea's of Herbert Marcuse, Paulo Freire etc. are people who have accepted the aims to make/keep students unhappy, on purpose, for revolutionary goals. That "praxis" is in addition to, intentionally, and often, admittedly, following the footsteps of Mao Zedong, who probably caused more human suffering, than any other human to live. You don't have a clue what "truth bombs" look like, or what is going on in education. But yea, the "structural" powers and lack of funding are the main problem faced by failing schools. Try blaming a corrupt educator, education administrator, or education union union once in a while.

@thelastnazari86 7 месяцев назад

That’s the cyanide

@ILikeGuns1992 5 месяцев назад

No, it isn't. Not even close.

@TheTakanome 8 месяцев назад

"That doesn't make sense!" "Inequality never does." Always my favorite C&H line

@gadhviviraj9172 8 месяцев назад

Always? My brother in christ its been 14 hours since it was said

@eclairius8939 8 месяцев назад

@@gadhviviraj9172 a bunch of recent shorts, including this one, aren’t brand new but taken from the C&H show. So this line is much older than a few hours, and its age is better measured in months, even years.

@bobs_toys 8 месяцев назад

@@eclairius8939or creation might have started a half hour ago with a fully formed earth and false memories to make us think we've had a longer life.

@nise6699 7 месяцев назад

@@bobs_toys or maybe now

@bobs_toys 7 месяцев назад

@@nise6699 I do think I just woke from a nap. So.... Maybe.

@cameronspearman866 6 месяцев назад

“I also received a thorough yet potentially subjective education from the great spirit Mother WIKIPEDIA!” Killed me 😂

@stensoft 4 месяца назад

[disputed]

@EchoYoutube 8 месяцев назад

"They only go up to seven" *Hysterically laughs*

@emanuel6233 7 месяцев назад

"They don't have advantages to learning like me... they have like.. the opposite of advantages" Beautiful

@d-wey5514 8 месяцев назад

I love it how they wait to pass 1h 😅

@kaltaron1284 8 месяцев назад

Easiest way to get to the future.

@veg4life. 8 месяцев назад

D-wey I luv u

@mrcheese7393 8 месяцев назад

i am commenting this one hour from the future

@squizzlor 8 месяцев назад

This is what its like when you wait in a Bethesda tittle. But you better do so outside of town if its daggerfall, less you want to be booked for loitering!

@mostmelon8243 8 месяцев назад

That’s how the pioneers time traveled.

@goldenfiberwheat238 8 месяцев назад

The internet being down again at the end was perfect comedic timing

@Starhawke_Gaming 8 месяцев назад

Morel of the story: Never piss off the IT guy.

@Kskillz2 8 месяцев назад

Multiple ghosts showing a fat kid all different kind of history? Must be a Thursday!

@numbah_6 8 месяцев назад

Dumb too, don’t forget dumb

@Samsquanch6969 8 месяцев назад

But I thought it was Wednesday?!!?! You're telling me it's Thursday? Then that means tomorrow is Friday let's goooo

@arothmanmusic 8 месяцев назад

I appreciate Badger Pay Pay bringing the unexpected Enigma "Return to Innocence" soundalike track to the party. Nice work, Lehmann.

@cobaltprime9467 8 месяцев назад

That teacher just let that ghost take the kid. No fight. Not even a question about who he was.

@SetiSupreme 8 месяцев назад

Well maybe that happens a lot so he knew the kid was going to be thrown in a van filled with gaseous LSD

@JacobL228 8 месяцев назад

I also love how used to it the people at the poor school are. That ghost has clearly brought other people there before and is only making things worse for them.

@i-keeper 8 месяцев назад

From the teachers POV, the kid must have just kinda floated away. Taken away by a ghost and all

@JacobL228 8 месяцев назад

@@i-keeper And then come back to steal stuff from the school.

@bradleychan5684 6 месяцев назад

Would you want to mess with a time-traveling ghost? I'm not a Ghost Buster. I am afraid of Ghosts that can casually rip a hole in space-time!

@eglewether5523 8 месяцев назад

5:10 the most accurate tech support ever

@LHyoutube 8 месяцев назад

4:45 - Love the dig at how spurious most constellation symbols actually are! 😂

@yetanotherperson1833 8 месяцев назад

How many storylines are there even on this episode I counted like 6 and it still makes sense to some extent. How do you get so random yet still logical

@hillsareflat2314 6 месяцев назад

I love how this made fun of constellations by making a scribble of lines and stars and calling it a bear.

@Adam-326 8 месяцев назад

10:35 Woah there, Jack. That's not how this is supposed to work. Scrooge gave *his own* money away. He didn't rob a bank.

@danielfisher7016 8 месяцев назад

And now their own school will not have enough

@kaejuka6249 8 месяцев назад

scrooge was a millionaire. jack is some kid who hallucinated

@Altanese 8 месяцев назад

Well maybe he should have.

@GBDupree 8 месяцев назад

@@danielfisher7016sure, but remember: to help the downtrodden, you must fight priviledge! And to fight priviledge you must make more downtrodden! That's totally the only way to fix this! Yep, definitely no other way but to make things worse for everyone. I mean, can you imagine lifting others instead of bringing others down? That's dumb and hard, just make life miserable for everyone, that'll fix this and definitely not lead to even more inequality!

@lorenzocassaro3054 8 месяцев назад

It seems you all missed the part where he took things the school had *too much of*

@cekiprod 8 месяцев назад

I cannot express how much I love C&H. Hope they never stop creating ❤

@kamikazehound3243 7 месяцев назад

6:48 not gonna lie this one cracked me up 😂

@jbug1979 7 месяцев назад

8:33 these ghosts are no match for... the tolerator!

@prunejuice9032 8 месяцев назад

First we had cloud dad, now we have cloud CHAD

@mathieuleader8601 8 месяцев назад

I like how the ghost of history past looks like Warden Walker from Danny Phantom

@XenXenOfficial 8 месяцев назад

As an I.T. guy on the verge of getting his native american identification card, I strive to be this man.

@ohno7582 8 месяцев назад

Assuming you are one and not a 1/20th or something i just wanted to let you know how proud i am of my ancestors for conquering your land.

@henrystrauss168 7 месяцев назад

@@ohno7582😂😂😂

@edwardhosmer5726 7 месяцев назад

@ohno7582 well damn, nicely stated

@elliotthannam8374 5 месяцев назад

@@ohno7582 the fuck? Are you saying the conquest was a good thing. I don't think the conquest was a good thing

@helghannationalist9798 4 месяца назад

@elliotthannam8374 it was great for us. For you not so much. Should've put more research points into yalls military stat instead of culture

@Adam-326 8 месяцев назад

Damn... Roasted into oblivion by a ghost. That would be funny if it weren't so sad... Actually, it's still funny. 😂😂😂

@vasilybullock7967 8 месяцев назад

4:01 Mike Salado is a fictional animator. This confirms that alphabet lore and number lore are fictional series in the Cyanide and Happiness universe

@yadiraaguilar2035 7 месяцев назад

“Their globe is flat” “Say no more”

@Snacker6 8 месяцев назад

Thought this was a compilation. This is amazing! I am so glad I did not miss out!

@llegendaryjay 8 месяцев назад

That was hilarious, I wish they’d get more views!!

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 8 месяцев назад

I forgot about this one from the show 😂. The Native American IT guy is my spirit animal. I shall name him..."AQUILA!"

@sakilynn 8 месяцев назад

I kept expecting the Ghost of History Future to be a scammer. On another note, NEVER mess with the IT guy.

@creeperstkoed6282 8 месяцев назад

The Japanese on the trash can at 7:56 roughly translates to pokedeep (at least according to Google translate) so there's that if anyone was courious

@kaltaron1284 8 месяцев назад

I don't believe Google translate on that one. More likely it's ボケ(呆け idiot, fool） and デブ（デブ fat）.

@creeperstkoed6282 8 месяцев назад

@kaltaron1284 ahhh that's my fault then I miss reading it I thought it was ポケデプ

@kaltaron1284 8 месяцев назад

@@creeperstkoed6282 Yeah, easy to misread that difference. Now I'm wondering what the symbols on the other trash can say.

@ShadeTavish 7 месяцев назад

That first one was surprisingly wholesome

@kreollosos3203 8 месяцев назад

13:00 did anyone notice the statue of the kid from an older episode its really a neat easteregg

@ebbingkiilian1933 8 месяцев назад

I did... Was wondering why and how that Thommy killed them all. And why that would be awarded...

@Waltyworld 7 месяцев назад

I didant but now I do

@darrend1280 7 месяцев назад

which video was it @@Waltyworld

@DragonSama22 8 месяцев назад

Love the xavier renegade angel vibes

@RJ_Ehlert 7 месяцев назад

That was a rollercoaster.

@mathieuleader8601 8 месяцев назад

ooh the hyperealistic entrails in the kids elderly self was quite a shock

@aztecelotl 7 месяцев назад

Would he be the real Cloud Dad? Or is just another cloud?

@Electric999999 7 месяцев назад

Man you put so much work into this, so many little details and jokes in the background.

@PuertoRicanRattlesnake 7 месяцев назад

9:35 This will forever be my favorite joke

@PuertoRicanRattlesnake 7 месяцев назад

9:52 The delivery alone here

@thahomiegonzo4021 7 месяцев назад

This wasn't the Christmas special we deserved, but the holiday special we needed.

@TheNonameHousehold 7 месяцев назад

This was awesome! I wasn't expecting a long form video from you 🤩🤣

@claywest9528 8 месяцев назад

This is what happens when you anger the IT Shaman.

@mann_idonotreadreplies 6 месяцев назад

8:35 that's Wings of redemption hahahahajahah

@sheppy5152 4 месяца назад

Oh my god, this is so wholesome. Jack and the ghosts got to go get some supplies for the poor children at the school.

@jaygooese4242 6 месяцев назад

Okay that made me chuckle 😁 1:49

@danelmsley7964 8 месяцев назад

i love the small details cartoons like this give if you pause it

@LarvaFamily-cd3oi 8 месяцев назад

The content is so good that it is impossible to miss a single video of yours 😘🥰

@jucanavazreque3429 8 месяцев назад

7:45 "recycle" message in Wingdings for some reason...

@willow9490 8 месяцев назад

“I didn’t make the rules. Fuckin’ Charles Dickens…”

@louieo.blevinsmusic4197 26 дней назад

“We’re here! The future! Woowooowoo!” lol. So good.

@PlebNC 8 месяцев назад

I already safely eject my USBs before unplugging.

@rideroll9609 8 месяцев назад

3:04 Blacks In Back ...... AC/DC.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@goldenlion7147 5 месяцев назад

White kid + Box + Wilderness - Parents = Native American IT guy that may or may not be the real Cloud Dad

@AvatarRaziel92 2 месяца назад

How the one ghost laughes so hard,it gets me everytime,i love it :D

@zeratultemplar6604 8 месяцев назад

5:20 Have you tried turning it off and on again?

@AnonymousYouTubeconsumer 4 месяца назад

This ghost of future reminds me a lot of Mitch Hedburg with his humor and intonation.

@tompatierno5606 8 месяцев назад

11:21 The background music reminds me of the bethelit theme from the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk

@gagegoedicke 8 месяцев назад

Keep posting Explosm Entertainment! You’re vids are funny

@dehydratedwater9806 8 месяцев назад

Thanks for your permission.

@jimjimmers8571 8 месяцев назад

Your* 🤓

@Gekk-rx7nv 7 месяцев назад

The IT guy’s voice remind me a lot of SsethTzeentach lol

@jamesesterline 5 месяцев назад

"Come with me!" "Are you like a pedophile or something?" Holy shit, that got me good

@hecker3396 8 месяцев назад

14 mins of cyanide and happiness ... Is this real

@Maxwell.891 8 месяцев назад

Everywhere I go I genuinely see your face man it's terrifyingly beautiful

@hecker3396 8 месяцев назад

@@Maxwell.891 i am everywhere

@Maxwell.891 8 месяцев назад

@@hecker3396 spooky

@Hh-nf8nk 8 месяцев назад

Must be a Monday

@slaywee 8 месяцев назад

11:58 Ursa sound effect from dota 2

@beware3586 8 месяцев назад

There's just... a lot to unpack here....

@hotaru8309 8 месяцев назад

If they really wanted to help, they could pawn all "the barely used, before replaceed" sports sh**.

@ronheil6558 8 месяцев назад

The bear constellation is hilarious

@patricks_music 7 месяцев назад

“for the fruits of those bears labor will… bear fruit…” lol

@MMAGamblingTips 7 месяцев назад

The way the sketches alternate is reminiscent of Mr. Show.

@squizzlor 8 месяцев назад

Segregated buss scene had me rolling.

@tanyaandrovich2158 8 месяцев назад

This is hands down my favorite episode. So beautiful

@L3gion3r 8 месяцев назад

Was that a chewed up and spat out version of Enigma - Return To Innocence? @ 11:58 LOL!

@AramisUA 8 месяцев назад

Is it me, or did they animated a fever dream?

@lorenzocassaro3054 8 месяцев назад

Must be a Tuesday!

@tacodivision2325 8 месяцев назад

dont fuck with the IT guy lol

@davidparr4636 7 месяцев назад

I didn't know the undertaker was passionate about history.

@zenzenith007 8 месяцев назад

This why I am watching Cyanide & Hapiness

@itss._.xay. 8 месяцев назад

I love these videos

@twoDie4 8 месяцев назад

Wheres my fucking Sad Larry plushie Explosm???!

@chuvyfandubs 7 месяцев назад

that death needs to appear in more videos, it's very cool

@Grilinctus 7 месяцев назад

I kept waiting to understand what this video was about and I’m happy to say I still don’t. I just kept laughing throughout. Most excellent.

@tssteelx 8 месяцев назад

Im suprized badger didn't tell you to delete your browser history.

@user-ye1ml8uw8p 7 месяцев назад

Y’all not even peeping the fact all bro did was survive and he went to jail😭 It’s not like that but it’s not not like that.

@MrBloodomer 3 месяца назад

I love how the begin of the story felt Random but then It's Part of the plot lol

@henrywilliams5260 7 месяцев назад

question for the guys who make this wonderful videos,,, is there any chance you guys might bring back the app you have for the the Iphone were you can use in messages ???