There should be a secret ending where if you date all the men and women all at the same time, you get a cutscene where the whole town confronts you are kicked out of town.
They should have added a special scene with all 12 of them at the same time. Some of the girls actually seem open to a poly relation as long as you had told them a head of time, haha.
@@zoephillips-holden2737 my friend thought i was crazy when i married sam (she likes drinky)-- it makes me so sad that he doesnt get as much love as shane and sebastion ;(
ohh I met a dude like that in real life. Coworker. He to be fair had "only" two wives . idon't even know how h got married twice, that's straight up illegal. Had kids with both women and told them he was often on business trips (tell you what a call center agent rarely does those. I did two. and I was a trainer and helped getting the crew on a new location up to speed) I mean to be fair he would normally only make what he told his wives he would make. That you can easily make the tripple with sales he didn't say. He perfectly split the money though. 1/3 wife A 1/3 wife B 1/3 himself. It was HILARIOUS when both ladies appeared in our call center. I only knew one of them and well they started shouting at each other first and then the fun began. I had to call security but my boss was like "I believe you have to take care of something" and send him out with these two. You could hear them go at it for about two hours and no one was really able to concentrate.
What when durring the male marriage candidates cut scene if you can mention all the 10 heart events were they all make a advance on the player character and then they all screaming at each other like: "THE HELL STEALING MY MAIN SQUEEZE!?"
Imagine you find out some dude has been dating EVERY guy in town, and when you all confront him about, he just goes "Well, it could be worse. Imagine if all of my girlfriends were here!"
I honestly thought they were gonna punch him, kill him (run up to him and the screen goes red) or they were gonna sacrifice him I thought they'd start chanting or something.
"One day you will be mine!" ..."You can't date Krobus" For some reason that's the funniest line in this whole damn thing. I laughed until I was light headed.
Harvey has an alternate dialogue where he says something like "I thought you wanted to get married and start a family with me... what did I do wrong?" and it's so sad, poor baby is blaming himself T_T
"If I had a penny for every time I was dumped by six people simultaneously, I'd have two pennies, which is not a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice."
If you have a rabbit's foot in your inventory, then the guys' cutscene turns into a friendly game of pool and the girls' cutscene turns into a gossip session about Lewis and Marnie
"I need you to be my girlfriend." "Here, hold this." "Can you give this to your sister for me?" "Bad news for you!" "One day, you *will* be mine." Help I can't stop laughing
Abigail apparently eats all of the items in her Liked list... This includes Diamonds, Quartz, Earth Crystals, and pretty much everything in Universal Likes, except for Vegetables
“Didn’t expect to see all your boyfriends in one place did you” Well actually I’m not surprised my good sir. Considering 2 of you are literally best friends and Shane’s probably always at Harvey’s office for drinking too much, I’m a little shocked it didn’t happen SOONER
I love how this channel started out as a cool place for Stardew Valley tips and over time has slowly morphed into a VERY fascinating psychological profile of DangerouslyFunny XD XD XD
Me:(Sees and wants to join)Wanna bet,Boys? Sam:(Oh god its annabelle) Clint:Wait I still have her geode.. Me:(takes it) (Gets severely strong afterwards...Mumps is also half beaten to death)
dude, no this is comedic gold, you are just a heartless monster with the perfect and most horrendous thing to say and i love it, the way you can just crush each and every one of them is brutal
I dated the entire town before I married someone. Look I wanted the blue chickens and to see all the cutscenes before I inevitability married Sebastian for the billionth time.
I could not stop laughing at this. Too many hilarious lines. - "As far as marriage candidates go, we have..." - "I am, I'm much worse." - "I own you." - -"now I have to face each day knowing it was all a lie."- "And that makes me feel better." - -"you can't weasel your way out of this one."- "Wanna bet?" - -"I can't bear to see you." _stands in front of her_ "Does this make it any better?" And the fact that he's so CALMLY saying all of this, it's too much for me.
Think this is bad? Imagine if all their memories returned, all the pain, the torture and heartache this monster has caused them and their town. While Mumps is merely smiling.
I feel like there should be a cutscene where the guys and girls get together to expose you. Maybe even making it impossible to date them ever again even after erasing their memories as they get a sense of deja vu that makes them adverse to the idea of being with the player.
Honestly being set back to 8 hearts is a pretty light punishment. I thought it would be much harsher, like when you tell Penny that you "hate kids" in the 8-heart event.
Yeah, I was expecting it to boot you right back to 0 hearts. If it was realistic, it would put you in the negative (I suspect most people IRL would be more favorably disposed towards a complete stranger than towards someone who played them like that).
Yeah, honestly I would've liked Concerned Ape to keep up with the punishing choices, but I suppose I understand why he didn't make this event very punishing. Since most people with old save files got everyone to 10 hearts for the sake of wanting to be a 100% Completionist, it would be unfair to those who did this in the past to be punished now.
