Cavendish Beats Merckx Totally UNCHAINED 

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A 39 year old winning a sprint against the worlds best young sprinters? What an absolute joke. Cycling is rigged.

The group who crafted the 2024 TDF "script" are shameless. There needed to be 3 big stories for this TDF ( 4, if you count the French winning on home soil - in Italy so home "race", used to happen only when Haleys Comet swung by). 1) BINI winning a stage would ensure a whole new continent becomes addicted to The Tour, 2) The Imp needs to get stage win #35, he's the anglophile's only draw now that Ineos are also-rans, and 3) Jonas needs to put up a good fight, be in the hunt - even though the talking heads have poo-pooed his chances for 3 months now. Well, all 4 boxes have been checked - in the first week! Neither Bini or Cav could beat Welsford, Moscetti or even "that dude from Q35", yet they get the first two sprints of 2024 TDF (I can understand rushing the Cav win, not sure he could make it much further) but the fanboys from Africa would have stubbornly tuned in until Le Champs for their "King"; I believe that is what they call him. As for the Pogs vs Anchovie showdown, they got that one perfect. Jonas teased us all like the bikini babe showing us "side-boob" - you know nobody is tuning out if they think they might see full frontal (no, not like the English dudes stripping!). I'm done watching this tour. I prefer bicycle racing, not fabricated drama with fixed results. So, Mr Prudhomme, goodbye. Jean Marie was a cad, a bully and a blowhard, but you are worse, A FRAUD!

Every passing day it seems that the UCI are adopting the slogan of our favourite TV show "I want to believe". Surely we all want to believe that a mummy can be resurrected and win such a stage, especially chainless.

Now when I need a good laugh I watch the T de F.

How fortuitious that his wife and 4 children all turned up on the day that the Belgian potters record was breached. The chances of that! The British Eurosport sycophant commentators in the aftermath of Project 35 almost made me vomit more than the Mummy himself on stage 1 or 2 or whenever it was.

Rolling without a chain -->> Mechanical doping!

We should be talking about the Cofidis rider who bunnyhopped the guy Scav took down at 60+kph centimetres from the barriers. That is a GOAT move!

When will people finally realize that cycling is rigged?

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Told you he'd do it. Soap opera nonsense for plebs, fake racing WWE style 😴

You said Slovalien! Yes! A guy, who said this word should be awarded a green jersey at least!

After commenting and reading all the other "snarkiness", I've got two things to add, a "bravo" for the comments and my name to the list of subscribers who will turn only to you for the news from this point on (actually been a subscriber for a long time now). I truly am finished watching this TDF.

Let us not forget that Astana and their Manager has alleged history of buying victories...

Tomorrow short stage, totally flat, Pedersen crashed, Belgian Bot out, Philipsen without his spring powers... The 36th?

He would win more if he was riding a Van Rysal

Historical or Hysterical?

Mummy of Mann does it again, that'll shut up his detractors...not....never had much time for this guy (esp the way he treats his staff down the years) should have been taken aside and given a smack quite a few years ago...35 sprint victories...Great..hes the most with 35 sprint victories and nothing else besides. ....and doing all that with no chain at the end....wow...

Eddy set his record of stage wins on the way to winning the TdF... Cav is lucky to still be in the race he has raced so poorly... no comparison.... it is almost as laughable as Moser beating Merckx's Hour Record... as Mr. Merckx said at that time, "for the first time a weaker man has taken the record from a stronger man". That says it all.

One of your best presentations. The more I think about this the more I laugh. Sleep well cav, sleep well... freaking joker

Slow stage. No breakaway to speak of. The top lead out trains leaving it to AQ. All the top sprinters nowhere to be seen despite the easy pace all day. Basically the Hulk Hogan of cycling.

Ayuso moving to doping powerhouse UAE was no coincidence. I wonder how these doper teams groom young riders.

Does this mean Cav will now retire with some measure of grace? \m/

Wank fest on twitter is sickening tbh....can't watch any of itv4, gcn, horner etc.....🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Sticking with you for the highlights... At least we've got engerland to look forward to....😆🤦‍♂️

That Lance Armstrong comment had me on the floor😂😂😂😂😂

It was a nice post-Tour criterium “sprint”. Vino bank account a little lighter today 😂

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How? ... How??? What are the chances of this "miracle " finish???? A couple of theories here.. 1: Cav won because everyone else was walking and pushing their push bikes.. 2: oldschool style the team straight up paid for the stage.. been done many times before... 3: he blackmailed the lot saying "Let me win, and I'll bugger off for good , and quietly too🤫 😉 I won't tell on anyone.

I firmly believe they all let him win , back to finishing nowhere today , pats on the back , you just can’t shake him off …..😮

An old 39-year old guy shows up at the hardest race in the race calendar, barely gets to the finish line before the time limit, pulls back his team, throws up during the ride and all of a sudden, only couple of days after gloriously gets the victory in sprint and breaks the record set by the most decorated man - the God of cycling Eddy Merckx! A truly story for another legendary movie on the same level as Saving Private Ryan or Lord Of The Rings trilogy! Spielberg, Jackson, hurry up, team up ASAP, you have another story to tell! Oscar is guaranteed.

The whole sprint looked very strange..Cav had an open road 50m to go..whatever..He has been Knighted.

Peloton gifted Cav that. Wasn't even contested!

Gifted. For quite a while now he couldn't get near half a dozen of the top sprinters and as if by magic overnight he tramples all over them. So much in cycling is now becoming scripted

he sure didnt beat Merckx what the heck is that title about? mark hasn't even won the TDF once....

Did the peloton give Cavendish the stage as a retirement gift?

Don't need a chain when you've got a motor!

Ok, I'm officially impressed that he stayed upright, and only bashed into a few other riders while the umpires were checking their Tik Toks.

Well Done Cav great win 🏆 how can a manager , a ceo all the highly qualified team doctors not know that there young riders are doping. I guess 54 jars of growth hormones is good for a good 20 plus riders 😂

They were all in on it, they let him win, you doubters name callers, it was a great build up to a pretty chaotic even sprint and pure split 2nd decisions, it was a well deserved stage win. You'd take that win ,if it was the only win you ever had!!!

Oh Shit, Sir Grub finally makes it, now we will never hear the end of it.

Eddy Merckx: "Cavendish, is just a geriatric Englishman pushed around on an advanced wheelchair by a bevy of paid caretakers, scavenging stages. Something I did, AND still won 5 Tours! He has done nothing to perturb the endurance of my . . . Cannibalism! Hope he enjoys his . . . GIFTED win"

Cat5Cav has put too many other good riders in the hospital due to his dangerous (lousy) sprinting, never should have been banned from racing years ago.

Next day….nowhere!

Even comparing Cav to Eddy is insulting to Merckx, Cav can now go bankrupt like his dopping buddy Wiggins

So I'm clear on this... Cav, an old man by pro standards, was puking his way thru the first stage a few days ago, hasn't shown much of any promise thus far in 2024, somehow found the speed and power to outsprint the best sprinters in the world, who are 10ish years his junior? This smells bad. Plus his charge to the finish, shoulder checking one rider out of the way, chasing lines twice, would have seen anyone else relegated to last place. And Philipson unable to get around him? I don't buy it. Plus... Cavendish isn't the GOAT. Merckx won his 34 stages in sprints, TTs, mountain top finishes, etc., while winning the tour five times and chalking up 525 pro wins. THAT is the palmares of the GOAT.

where can i get the soundtrack

Consistently hilarious content 😂👏

Charlie is off his rocker eh. A very 'unique character'!

In the cave the dish is prepared for the new canibale :)

Tire popping!

The best acting by sprinters I have ever seen

Where can I read Vaughters comments on this channel?

Most gifted Victory in cycling history. Totally rigged

How long was the chain off?

Chain cAn come off easily if it is on the smallest sprocket and the big chainring when pedaling backwards

The Blue Smurfs! 🤣😂😁😆😅

on TV it looks like that show is the Shxt... I´m leaning towards that´s a shxtty show or that shxt is just a show...

Great result after he was screwed over by Patrick in 2021. In saying that it is sad to see riders like Cav and Renshaw so committed to that Vino turd

When did the chain come off ? Watch that finish again they clearly let him win .

Vomit on Eddy . What an image

Do Chris Hoy!

Scraping Eddy's trash bin for titles . . . Scavendish! And supposed to have been disqualified for that serious shoulder bumping!

Nickname contest. 1. Scabybich. 2….?

The mummy of man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crabyitch

This is the only channel that tells the truth! I love cycling, almost obsessed, but I’m not a dummy and thankfully neither are many on the channel!

The stage was staged

Zeus gave him some wattage

People love to hate this guy, but he is so spot on. Screw Cav's record unless it is categorized as "sprinter victories" and not TDF champions wins. Disgrace to the sport and this is what this "record breaking bullsh_t" was about in the first place right? Little buzz for the boring ass days of the TDF. Sleep well cav, record breaker...

Hahahahah very funny man stop please i can't hold my laughs

Oh dear, watching, seeing, doing, reading, researching cycling for 46 years... I thought I saw it all (doping, fixed races, motors)... and then this. Awesome stuff to uncover ALL dirty cheats. And please keep in mind the dirty little basterd pushed off Bauhaus (who almost fell because of this) into Gaviria to get an edge. Who got relegated? Bauhaus. SMH.

you know that racing is rigged/scripted right?

Why did he need mechanical doping when the other teams were bribed to let him win? Probably should all agree on one conspiracy theory.

Blue Smurfs😜

This is a joke. Cavendish has 35 wins in 214 stages. Eddy had 34 in 147, so whatever. In 1000 years, no one will care anyway.

Grabinwitch

Not always sure what this channel means by "Hilarious" but over on the butterfly effect aka Chris Horner's channel there is a very good analysis of the sprint, and his channel is one of the better ones to watch with cycling content, regardless of whatever doping he has done and denied doing 🙂

😂 the 😅 greatest 😢😅😂 actual rider.. that's better than a 5 time winner.... 😂😢😅 what an absolute joke...

MARK difference between a formidable Cannibal and a Scavenger! Mark Scavendish

comparing him to Eddy is a joke .......

Cycling and conspiracy theories. What a great combination.

I hate Cav. More than any other rider ever. He is the worst cheating crybaby in the history of the sport. That is the best I can say, the worst is unprintable and would probably have Interpol after me. Let’s have a nickname contest. Scabybich , next…………

Aren't you Brits? Why the hell do you call it 'soccer'? Great channel though :)

I thought this was a expertly conducted sprint. All in all, doping of whatever, that was pure class. Did you see the racer bunny-hop the Trek (Pedersen?)

Stop mentioning puffy football not interested

Bravo Mark 💙

All the cav haters just got a big FU. I imagine they are all crying in their parent's basement about now.

Cav is sooooo fake!

Yeah, yeah, yeah it was one massive conspiracy with multiple teams colluding to make it look like a good fight but gifting him the win. And just in case this didn’t work he had a motor as a backup. Of course…..it all makes sense now. And loads of rehashed crap about the EF trafficker to fill the rest. Not one of your best.

The most toxic channel on youtube...

Eddy is still the 2nd greatest Tour rider, no need to get upset.

Please please where can I access live @cycling highlights audio tour commentary? Let’s make it happen!

The chain often comes off on sprinters bikes at the finish. Youre just a troll. 🧌