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Theo talks about Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier avenging his loss to Conor McGregor, going hunting alongside some falcon companions and takes calls from listeners about their favorite childhood restaurants.
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@TheoVon
@TheoVon 3 года назад
bit.ly/theo-von
@mre741
@mre741 3 года назад
Theo who is running your Merch? I haven't received a response in about a month...
@adils786
@adils786 3 года назад
Reply to the cancer guy below you king of the hill extra
@jamesbaker3153
@jamesbaker3153 3 года назад
Theo out here poppin bunny necks. Axe handle, Harris Hawk, Probably a Russel/Beagle mix if he had a hound howl on him and those are called hoods son. Get them skills bud. Old arts make for good times.
@ashleibootz7147
@ashleibootz7147 3 года назад
@@mre741 you you do a lot more work your way Jose the gym I I don’t think think 🤔🤔 I know I have no no worries 😉 love 💕💕 and you have so fun 🤩 and and you have to go
@showtime1285
@showtime1285 3 года назад
Hope ur good man:)
@jcasey2309
@jcasey2309 3 года назад
“What’s that thing called... It’s like a basketball rim, but for your hand.... No, not championship ri... OH YEA, wedding ring.” 😂😂
@danijo8932
@danijo8932 3 года назад
Lmao I was like... 🧐🧐🧐 basketball rim for you hand... 🧐🧐🧐
@louiseb6111
@louiseb6111 3 года назад
I just read this then he said it! 😂👏👌
@kurmatt8916
@kurmatt8916 3 года назад
u can tell he thought of that one in the shower yesterday
@19Burgandy
@19Burgandy 3 года назад
Yea he does this alot. Tbh fake news hahah
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind 3 года назад
LOL, Whitney Cummings, the dutiful Group Thinking mask follower got sick!! Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.
@Oplutmagicman
@Oplutmagicman 3 года назад
Man I swear Theo doesn’t even have to be joking, just the way he phrases sentences cracks me up
@ffnovice7
@ffnovice7 3 года назад
Who said he's joking?
@periteu
@periteu 3 года назад
@@ffnovice7 🤣🤣
@adlibswithalexdelesky7158
@adlibswithalexdelesky7158 3 года назад
"i went with a man, an adult"
@hawaiigeneral3045
@hawaiigeneral3045 3 года назад
Trueee
@bambus_ross
@bambus_ross 3 года назад
"Think about my feelings and feel about my thinkings" should be on a t shirt or something that was gold and super relatable 🤣👏
@braedenfields1330
@braedenfields1330 3 года назад
“If these birds shit, it would drown a baby”
@Drumcomedy
@Drumcomedy 3 года назад
Good to be here withoutcha actually.
@frankymacf
@frankymacf 3 года назад
😂
@gubbermint5756
@gubbermint5756 3 года назад
ALL of you in here would be, awkward 😆 but to a spider this room is okay 😂😂
@nickystixxx2481
@nickystixxx2481 3 года назад
Hell of a way to start a podcast love this dude
@mitchking3348
@mitchking3348 3 года назад
Can’t make this shit up. The brain power it takes to shoot shit like that is other worldly
@Blessedup69
@Blessedup69 3 года назад
Life sucks, _Onward_
@michaelkartman3543
@michaelkartman3543 3 года назад
Theo could describe the walk he took that morning and it would be extremely entertaining. The way this mans mind works is so unique.
@kiankolahi
@kiankolahi 3 года назад
"I was as high as 4 gay dudes in a hot air balloon.. I was hiiiigggghhh manng!" What in the ??? LOL!! Love this guy.
@bak1necWWE
@bak1necWWE 3 года назад
23:50 Poirier talk
@eNnI088
@eNnI088 3 года назад
Thank you brother
@user-fh8mp4db4i
@user-fh8mp4db4i 3 года назад
Good man, good man
@carsonwentz8301
@carsonwentz8301 3 года назад
Perfect
@dylan6679
@dylan6679 3 года назад
Don’t be skipping a theo podcast that goes against the bible and the Quran
@jmct1142
@jmct1142 3 года назад
Was just looking for this. Thanks man.
@walshy7499
@walshy7499 3 года назад
I was high, but also afraid of dawgs.... which are basically the same thing -Theo Von
@mcminn94
@mcminn94 3 года назад
"Big Dana Wallace the white money man " 😂😂😂
@stefbruins7411
@stefbruins7411 3 года назад
So proud of Dustin Poirier 💎
@shaunm1983
@shaunm1983 3 года назад
Ive had that James Brown tune going through my head ever since
@stefbruins7411
@stefbruins7411 3 года назад
@@shaunm1983 haha hell yeah man
@RandyModdSteller
@RandyModdSteller 3 года назад
Turtle Neck soup is what they were serving at Kid Rock's Birthday party
@CLoZe14
@CLoZe14 3 года назад
Damn right, pieces of Theo.
@hughjasol7327
@hughjasol7327 3 года назад
I’ve been a Conor fan for a while but the first person I thought about after Dustin won was Theo & how happy that moment probably made him. Stoked for Dustin getting the well deserved win & following acknowledgment by people who weren’t aware of how dangerous he is 👍👍
@jordanandrews1195
@jordanandrews1195 3 года назад
Me and my friend looked at each other the second Connor went down and said “yo I bet Theo is wild right now” lol
@jontupac7890
@jontupac7890 3 года назад
@@jordanandrews1195 it’s crazy Dustin only got payed 1 mil and connor made 5 mil I guess he still has high pay per view ratings still
@romerosneck
@romerosneck 3 года назад
He's built different man
@izzokhan6390
@izzokhan6390 3 года назад
Theo talking about Dustin like a proud step father.
@ffnovice7
@ffnovice7 3 года назад
If every stepfather had a mullet, America would be great again
@marksmith3991
@marksmith3991 3 года назад
@@ffnovice7 PTL
@Kerrviii
@Kerrviii 3 года назад
@@ffnovice7 I’m gonna tell my stepdad to grow his out!
@davidfisher4082
@davidfisher4082 3 года назад
Best comment 4 sure
@dbeck82
@dbeck82 3 года назад
Spit up my coffee nine seconds in, thank you Theo I needed a laugh!
@MrOliver1312
@MrOliver1312 3 года назад
yeah that got me too XD
@kewlmanable
@kewlmanable 3 года назад
I love these episodes where he tells a lot of stories. Shit really pumps my tires!!
@iAMitUnot
@iAMitUnot 3 года назад
I grew up in a small town with a high school drug dealer named Boof. His last name was Booth, but he had a sorta speech impediment and everyone called him Boof. The dude even had a huge speaker system in his car and he put “BOOF” on the back window. When Theo was talking about that stuff, he had me laughing good.
@Ngutech
@Ngutech 3 года назад
I think they were hawks. Not Atlanta hawks but from here. You know, local hawks. 🤣🤣🤣
@mentalmanny2926
@mentalmanny2926 3 года назад
Theo looks like his spirit animal is a hawk.
@acougarscub
@acougarscub 3 года назад
Theo: "Where's that falcon at?" Falcon: "IM UPSTAIRS!!"
@angela-cc8cq
@angela-cc8cq 3 года назад
Priceless!
@timothyferri4669
@timothyferri4669 3 года назад
LOL
@9xxDARKMIDGETxx9
@9xxDARKMIDGETxx9 3 года назад
I’m upstairs 😂😂😂😂
@thrillofbattle3801
@thrillofbattle3801 3 года назад
:D
@fatbrat86
@fatbrat86 3 года назад
Came here specifically for this comment... good excuses. Even during a fire.
@ThatGuy-iv4tc
@ThatGuy-iv4tc 3 года назад
Theo believed in Dustin before any of us did, gang gang
@andrewmalakassis9223
@andrewmalakassis9223 3 года назад
Bruh I’m a dealer & work at a car stereo store how is theo so spot on... he’s a wizard
@highway82blues67
@highway82blues67 Год назад
Na man that’s a fed ass answer, looking for clients/informants to possibly turn
@dtjones343
@dtjones343 10 месяцев назад
@@highway82blues67nah facts though 💀💀💀
@jonbon1145
@jonbon1145 3 года назад
Lmao theos ads are the only ones worth not skipping.
@MrJoey889
@MrJoey889 3 года назад
The way he described castlevania 😂😂 you had a whip and you were mad at the Realtors.
@jonathonhollis7080
@jonathonhollis7080 3 года назад
I'm shocked that nobody else talked about how hilarious this was😂😂😂
@zombierobotsheep
@zombierobotsheep 3 года назад
“Hi Theo, my name’s John. I’m 57 years old and just became a grandpa and I’m about to retire, but I’m about to graduate high school.”...
@spencerblankenship1732
@spencerblankenship1732 3 года назад
Nailed it, gang
@grifluke2498
@grifluke2498 3 года назад
Best hour I've ever heard. Theo von is a humble genius
@annamillar4794
@annamillar4794 Год назад
Humble?
@johnsonpink6002
@johnsonpink6002 3 года назад
Theo trying new hobbies would be a hit show. Dirty jobs but funnier, confussing, and lovable all in one.
@garrettsasser4565
@garrettsasser4565 3 года назад
Like Rob and big without big. Don't need him.
@kung-fukennyfamily
@kung-fukennyfamily 3 года назад
The only podcast I watch and subbed to on RU-vid, don't understand why he still haven't reached 1m yet Smh,Big up bro💯
@Apollo0nline
@Apollo0nline 3 года назад
i remember you from back in 2015 when future was on a tear w the hits . good taste brother
@GreenFoxLeader
@GreenFoxLeader 2 года назад
Finally hit 1 mil dude 😎
@Xxballin17xX
@Xxballin17xX 3 года назад
Best solo cast on the internet
@eNnI088
@eNnI088 3 года назад
Theo looks like someone who picks up his kids from school on a quadbike
@dillonjennings3226
@dillonjennings3226 3 года назад
Had me laughing in literally five seconds. "Good to be here without ya actually". Pinnacle comedian
@monkeyloven
@monkeyloven 3 года назад
"And good to be here without ya, actually." - got me laughing in the first 3 seconds. haha!
@markbushman6368
@markbushman6368 3 года назад
Damn son. John sounds like he’s about to leave for his third tour of adulthood bruh.
@ntxtactical7629
@ntxtactical7629 3 года назад
Theo looking $1000 dollars richer today, GANG!
@tylerpayne9438
@tylerpayne9438 3 года назад
He donated it to charity too, what a guy!
@carsongetz1537
@carsongetz1537 3 года назад
Theo looks like Tom Brady and Dexter had a child
@CezaMVO
@CezaMVO 3 года назад
Turtleneck soup is what theo ate to celebrate Dustin winning. The Irish haven't faced a loss this bad since their Irish potato famine of 1845.
@Soyuz2578
@Soyuz2578 Год назад
The potato famine was in 1845?? Wowzers... Feels like yesterday lol
@brandonsampsel9035
@brandonsampsel9035 3 года назад
Idk what Theo is talking about...Donny's Enemy and Starburst Enema are thoroughbreds and legends of horse racing.
@adils786
@adils786 3 года назад
"I used to play this game Super... wait Super Ice... Bros? Wait, maybe it was Super Smash Bros? I thought it was Ice Bros..? No wait, *Castlevania!* " 😂😂😂
@DaLilVivi96
@DaLilVivi96 2 года назад
Theo: "it's beautiful man, if you close your eyes and think about all the jelly that's out there" 🤣💖
@BoogieBodine
@BoogieBodine 3 года назад
“Went and did some falconry they had some hawks out there” 😂😂😂
@Fanatecfan01
@Fanatecfan01 3 года назад
Theo looks like he brought packs of Marlboro’s to elementary school.
@frankarmilio8902
@frankarmilio8902 3 года назад
Theo looks like he got caught selling skittles like they were drugs....not in kindergarten, in his freshman year, of college
@americannightmare2109
@americannightmare2109 3 года назад
Newport's baby
@dbcooper3444
@dbcooper3444 3 года назад
"THINK ABOUT MY FEELINGS AND FEEL ABOUT MY THINKINGS
@mentalmanny2926
@mentalmanny2926 3 года назад
Super Ice Bro's sounds like a methamphetamine driven competition between buddies.
@badbadnotgoodgoodgodnotbad2930
@badbadnotgoodgoodgodnotbad2930 3 года назад
Theo looks like the perfect person to be named Dustin.
@buckethead1928
@buckethead1928 3 года назад
As a Dustin, I second this. Most call me Dusty though, and that fits Theo even better lol
@2cupshakur
@2cupshakur 3 года назад
So many golden moments in all your uploads man, thanks for the laughter dude!
@niftyp2320
@niftyp2320 3 года назад
Fixed my sleep schedule, ready for this morning and podcast
@lukeadams6592
@lukeadams6592 3 года назад
I'm right here with you brother!!
@seancarraher
@seancarraher 3 года назад
Never seen Conor respect anybody like he did Dustin.
@gracejenson
@gracejenson 3 года назад
Rip Billy Conforto
@trelambert3158
@trelambert3158 3 года назад
Man "I'M UPSTAIRS!!!" gets me everytime lol
@kewlmanable
@kewlmanable 3 года назад
This whole shit had me dyin. The germans separated the jelly 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@thomascooper7219
@thomascooper7219 3 года назад
Appreciate your podcast man. My truck was broken into last night and they busted out one of my windows, and I have to pay $300 to get the window replaced. Not having a good day, but your pod brightens up my day
@Daveyjokes
@Daveyjokes 3 года назад
I feel like theo sometimes comes into his own conversations half-way through them.
@champ1nine
@champ1nine 3 года назад
“I’ll stay in there and just, think about my feelins and feel about my thinkins”
@sofiachiavini2785
@sofiachiavini2785 3 года назад
"what is it called when you're hopeful ... it's like a basketball rim but it's for your hand ... uhh ... They both had on wedding rings!"
@johnnybaca2898
@johnnybaca2898 3 года назад
Theo should name his next stand up special “When I was young” gang baby onward
@cocouno5504
@cocouno5504 3 года назад
“...heat seekers. I’m talkin’ about the lords Southwest Airlines baby, big birds” 🤣🤣
@flex_piper
@flex_piper 3 года назад
Theo Von has to have the best bed time stories of all time.
@LillyMunster85
@LillyMunster85 3 года назад
Everything Theo said about jelly is so true. I want a little of it right now.
@platinumbrick6
@platinumbrick6 3 года назад
I think Theo is the funniest guy of all time
@peruvianfarmerbasereality6515
@peruvianfarmerbasereality6515 3 года назад
Theo! Just wanted to remind you that your fans will always love you! Gang gang
@tacticalty9693
@tacticalty9693 3 года назад
Start of this story sounds like somebody took you snipe hunting 😂💀
@kmarks7194
@kmarks7194 3 года назад
Me and the Falcons became tight. Sent one to the store for Twizzlers. That Falconry baby!😎
@S1X_Bucks
@S1X_Bucks 3 года назад
I feel like theo sits and talks like this alone even when he's not recording an episode.
@brucehtdallas
@brucehtdallas 3 года назад
1st few seconds into falconry I bust out laughing
@Cletus_the_Elder
@Cletus_the_Elder 3 года назад
Theo, you are absolutely one of my favorite comedians. I don't know if you could call your podcasts "comedy" because they are more than just humor. It's connection based on our shared existence, which is what is really happening between comedian and audience at a club. Thanks for keeping these going though a rough year that we all had. I hope to see you in person soon. You might glance at our table or our row in the theater and think "Damn, I didn't think I had fans in that demographic." Brother, our families and our life's path may not look anything alike , but when you talk about your life in Louisiana, I think about how my busy parents made me grow up nearly feral. We would be latchkey kids, if we had keys. So, there was rocks, bushes, and embankments in my childhood, too.
@collinkeahey1
@collinkeahey1 3 года назад
Dude that called is the guy that hits puberty way before everyone else showing up to the 6th grade with a full beard scaring the shit out of all the kids.
@markanthonymeaney1914
@markanthonymeaney1914 3 года назад
This episode had everything! Loved it
@Saganist420
@Saganist420 3 года назад
Theo "Quote generator" Von
@face.-
@face.- 3 года назад
Swayze is Theo's lost twin?
@adrian9261
@adrian9261 3 года назад
get that sipper. and theres no way that guy was 17 calling in with his deep ass voice just to say “i have bad grades”
@Fucklifedeadshit
@Fucklifedeadshit 3 года назад
RU-vid insists that I watch every video you’ve ever made even though I don’t want to.
@Zacvocalist
@Zacvocalist 3 года назад
I love that hoodie! Anybody know who makes it?
@sarahc5465
@sarahc5465 3 года назад
literally 2 seconds in and i've already laughed out loud, I love this podcast
@Mr.BraicaBrick
@Mr.BraicaBrick 3 года назад
RUN.HIDE.FIGHT - Badass movie
@odie6368
@odie6368 3 года назад
Theo every time u talk about ur back hurting and feeling down I can’t relate more
@andyoreo333
@andyoreo333 3 года назад
Put some turtle neck in your Gumbo, I like alligator snapper.
@blackadam3761
@blackadam3761 3 года назад
At first my dumbass thought that was an IPA, thinking my dude just casually started dabbling in the dark arts again. That shit had my heart on 10000% for a sec
@Bluecrush_5
@Bluecrush_5 3 года назад
Had a rough week and this just made me so happy love ya Theo thanks 🙏🏼
@iraembery7567
@iraembery7567 3 года назад
Theo Dustin’s victory makes me feel like a hopeful orphan Annie. Hahaha
@K31R616
@K31R616 3 года назад
Love you, Theo man. Another beautiful edition!
@Ngutech
@Ngutech 3 года назад
I’m only 4 minutes in and this shit got me weak. 😂😂😂
@windyPlays
@windyPlays 3 года назад
Hi Theo, as a proud Canadian I could not let you Americans take credit for the Greyhound Bus beheading. It actually happened in Manitoba, Canada!
@michaeltataco1517
@michaeltataco1517 3 года назад
I thought Canadians were nice, let us have this one lol .
@jrocktopdawggg9105
@jrocktopdawggg9105 3 года назад
Rileys at home crying
@seancarraher
@seancarraher 3 года назад
So crazy I was in a small gyro place and they stayed open late for me to finish eating. They had a TV on and He was on an nbc sports channel finishing the triathlon. And then a week later you had him on.
@robbypodobinski824
@robbypodobinski824 3 года назад
Theo must've sprayed out when DP got that knock out
@jmlopez1486
@jmlopez1486 3 года назад
"He ain't gonna smell ya first, he gonna bite"
@buzz2978
@buzz2978 3 года назад
I feel like I'm on the fifth page of the Bible...😂😂😂
@MultiPlaneApprentice
@MultiPlaneApprentice 3 года назад
When Theo mentioned the feeling about when you put the quarter in the video game machine made me really miss the old days and my stomach dropped because those days are long gone. Emo gang shit
@ghost_in_the_robot
@ghost_in_the_robot 3 года назад
Hanging out in the mall, listening to a burnt cd of indie bands your friend gave you to play on your walkmen. Showing them your tamagotchi or pokemon on gameboy. Those were the good ol' days.
@mplynch1122
@mplynch1122 3 года назад
Couldn't wait to hear you talk about the fight and I was not disappointed! The podcast was on point, as usual! gaaang
@Mossbergg
@Mossbergg 3 года назад
i was crying when i heard that 52 year old sounding teenager lmfao
@OhhSwapy
@OhhSwapy 3 года назад
Najs
@chucklefizz
@chucklefizz 3 года назад
Wish I had an upstairs just so I could yell that I’m upstairs
@sammorris4197
@sammorris4197 3 года назад
Weird seeing Conor go down like that but Dustin deserves this more than anyone
@Viking4real
@Viking4real 3 года назад
I don't understand why it's weird though? he is no different or better then anyone else, Mike Tyson also lost fights and was knocked down, so was Ali, so was GSP and José Aldo and Anderson Silva once upon a time. Conor is not better then any of them, they are all human and a guy like Dustin is not afraid of a fight and he is aggressive and skilled, Dustin has really good defense and he blocks weird as Max said in the corner during their fight.
@sammorris4197
@sammorris4197 3 года назад
@@Viking4real im not an idiot, I know any man get get kod , but I’ve never seen him like that , I don’t care who it is It’s not amazing seeing them knocked out
@EpicEventsPartyRentals
@EpicEventsPartyRentals 3 года назад
I'm getting a jack russell terrior and naming it Eddie Bravo
@ultimatedriversofmachinery
@ultimatedriversofmachinery 3 года назад
Theo is the best story teller in the world
@MrRolled1
@MrRolled1 3 года назад
"Anti procrastination sipper" - Speed
@ernestohernandez9487
@ernestohernandez9487 3 года назад
Theo von the diamond 💍💎
@bobbysuede4059
@bobbysuede4059 3 года назад
Onward, thank you for listenin’
@lylehillman1453
@lylehillman1453 3 года назад
Love the podcast
@dantesins2458
@dantesins2458 3 года назад
My guy went bird kiting with Jason Blaha and doesn't even know it. Legend
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