Chipotle | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?

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About My Father, the new feature film starring Sebastian Maniscalco and Robert De Niro about Sebastian and his real-life Italian immigrant (and hairdresser) father Salvo, hits theaters on May 26th!
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@yoimgangstawiteggs 9 лет назад

I watched this at Chipotle with the rest of my staff members on break. We were fuckin dying at how true this is

@waterywingz 8 лет назад

Ah man! I read ur comment as Chi-pol-tay just now! xD

@steelcityghostchasers 7 лет назад

yoimgangstawiteggs haha right every day at our chipotle "Hi! how are you today?" "Yeah.. i got a chicken bowl" cool bro thanks haha

@anaguzman3324 7 лет назад

yoimgangstawiteggs haha we just watched this at work today 😂 accuracy is ridic

@culinaryflaire 7 лет назад

Ana Guzman same.. my coworker just posted this.. I was dying laughing at the accuracy.

@keomacfarlane 7 лет назад

yoimgangstawiteggs Must SUCK working there.

@Fludwarning 5 месяцев назад

As someone who worked at chipotle not only as the grill guy cutting chicken but also on the line freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lisastallingskeelor3328 5 лет назад

Sebastian’s physicality during his jokes is incredible.....and under those lights.

@TimestampGuy2020 4 года назад

His delivery is top notch!🤣🤣👏👌

@hishamlabban6308 4 года назад

It could make him lose weight, kind of a training. I think comedians get a free aerobic excercise that burn calories. I know a comedian who retired, he got fatter.

@alexzais1935 4 года назад

Lisa Stallings Keelor Would show you some physicality anyday 😏 ;)

@Sushi-Katana 4 года назад

@@TimestampGuy2020 Thats actually a good observation, notice how he's in great shape too. All around class act.

@Collector422 4 года назад

That guy must hit the gym at least 4 to. 5 Times a week

@Yellowshirtmann 4 года назад

The most Italian phrasing ever "get yor clalw outta the sowlsa"

@febash1702 3 года назад

😹😹😹😹😹

@jadawynter4863 8 лет назад

I'm honestly crying, I work there and he honestly summed up all my co workers exact feelings

@qjohnson21 4 года назад

Lmbo I just realized it's true ive never talked to the staff at Chipotle 😂😂 now I'll make an effort to do so

@dillbill7152 4 года назад

Thanks for the barjitos

@supergbonin 4 года назад

I was 1000th like

@kinguman308 3 года назад

cuttin chicken

@jackedkerouac4414 3 года назад

About the guacamole let me guess: it's cus when you tell ppl it's extra they hold up the line to think about it?

@freemankathleen 9 лет назад

Chip-ol-Tay 😂

@jamesbeaet5135 8 лет назад

+catlady858 He does it on purpose...talked about it on his podcast.

@freemankathleen 8 лет назад

+james beaet really?? Why??

@kevinversteeg4879 8 лет назад

+Kathleen Freeman It sounds funnier, its called comedy.

@markresnik4060 8 лет назад

+Kathleen Freeman that and expresso..PET PEEVE

@darthartagnan4737 7 лет назад

Literally every person in Michigan says it this way.. I've never heard anyone say it any other way than "Chipoltay" 100% of people in Michigan say it this way.. lol.. so when he said it I assumed that he was just saying it the right way..

@djdiablo93 5 лет назад

Dude has crazy high energy, gotta respect the fact he's not even breaking a sweat.

@honzomanzo7789 2 года назад

Lol for real. Respect a dude for not sweating 🤣 ppl nowadays are so dumb. His respect is so easy to earn he probably has low self esteem

@DanielEarl 4 года назад

Sebastian:"the most stressful job is rolling the burrito." Me: *PTSD flashback intensifies*

@PrivatePeterson 4 года назад

Daniel Earl do you guys care if someone puts coke in a water cup or nah

@DanielEarl 4 года назад

@@PrivatePeterson nobody cares 😂

@dillbill7152 4 года назад

Does that skill transfer to rolling fat joints or blunts?

@loganroca 4 года назад

Dill Bill nope

@fredolae2819 4 года назад

Was overstuffing really happening? Surely someone at some point would point out there was no more room before it got to the end.

@gordon4385 7 лет назад

He must burn 1000 calories in each performance. I get winded just watching him!

@crystalballfantasy9382 5 лет назад

Thats what she said

@majesticpbjcat7707 5 лет назад

@@crystalballfantasy9382 Points!

@1Snouser 4 года назад

Coke

@katiefaith5381 4 года назад

Yessss

@lynettesideris7964 4 года назад

I’m burning calories laughing 😂

@TheMsnese 9 лет назад

😭😭 I work at Chipotle and everything he's saying is sooo true 😂😂😩

@noahhedegaard9720 8 лет назад

same😂

@Davriana 8 лет назад

I work there too it's so true 😂😭😭

@iamdeblock 8 лет назад

I swear 😂

@emo72387 6 лет назад

Chipoltay*

@faultprince3294 5 лет назад

tbh

@capncrumch4018 4 года назад

As a former Chipotle employee, im surprised he hasn't worked there before because that was SPOT ON!

@truthteller4442 3 года назад

"Coca Cola ina see-threw glass....whada-yu gunna dewww???" 😂😂

@sumanimeup 8 лет назад

the way he puts emphasis on certain words make its alot more funnier

@LesleyCanterbury22 6 лет назад

I died when he said tortilla!

@MariaPerez-xc8ql 6 лет назад

It’s the Chicago accent. He sounds just like my uncle Danny.

@andrewadami3920 6 лет назад

Its called charisma, not just his accent. He knows how to get max value out of his jokes by emphasising key words.

@brucekirk5386 5 лет назад

He's italian that's why you jamook

@brucekirk5386 5 лет назад

@@MariaPerez-xc8ql bet ur uncle Danny can get you a real good deal on a used car right..just don't ask we're it came from...OOOH FORGETABOUIT

@mangumangoo 8 лет назад

Get your claw out the sal-sah.

@MrOvlov02 7 лет назад

illl have corn

@JaBarge303 7 лет назад

Mangu chipolte

@debbiewayman1483 7 лет назад

Jack LaBarge mz🎾🎃🎃🙌🏻🏉🏉🤗😷😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤗😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤣😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😛🤡😛😛😛😛😛😙😗😙😙😛😎🤡🤡🤡😛🖍🖍🖍⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏪⛔️🛑⛔️⛔️🆔⚛️🚷🆔🛐☦️☦️♋️⛎♏️

@veltzon4322 6 лет назад

I'LL HAVE CORN!! I'LL HAVE MORE CORN

@j.w.matney8390 5 лет назад

He's a prototypical Chicago guy

@00survive 4 года назад

I love the way he pronounces words.

@Brendaareliii 4 года назад

He’s amazing. He quickly became a favorite. Every joke is a banger.

@lilysmiles3195 6 лет назад

He has the most amazing style of comedy. He acts it out so well and the way he uses his voice for full effect is genius

@stuwest3653 5 лет назад

He stole it from Dice

@stuwest3653 5 лет назад

@2017 Jeremy Mosesson Dice also fired him. Watch this video where he says why, moron.

@Daveyhavok832 5 лет назад

Maria Mercieri spoken like a lady that hasn’t seen much comedy

@D.A.-Espada 4 года назад

@@stuwest3653 NO

@lindachancio6819 2 года назад

He is genius

@chriscapaccio4342 7 лет назад

The guy can't even find the tor-til-la.

@cassandramartinez7050 5 лет назад

😂😂

@smokingskullq8539 4 года назад

I read your comment as he said it 😂😂

@Atomrofl42 4 года назад

Smoking Skull me too😂😂

@yasminhusain213 4 года назад

@@smokingskullq8539 me too. Great positioning for the comment section for people who are reading while he's performing

@frankthetank1369 3 года назад

Tour- till- la kills me Everytime.

@annak8249 5 лет назад

OMG, his wife must be in tears laughing all the time!

@TheAdatto 4 года назад

Or not. Cooks don't cook at home too.

@daletwin1 4 года назад

"Familiarity breed contempt." Or as Jesus once said: "No prophet is welcome in their home town." Meaning the people that really know us do not see us as others see us who do not live with us or spend lots of time with us. She might laugh a lot because I think they have a good marriage but it is well known that Lucille Ball was not humorous at home.

@escarlit 4 года назад

naive

@kuhelss 4 года назад

He actually says on his Instagram he tries to make his wife laugh all the time. Too funny

@samsmith4216 3 года назад

he's probably the anti comedian off stage

@hummingbirdsaltalimachia1782 Год назад

I already laughed as soon as the video started playing and he said “ChipolTe”

@justchilaxe123 8 лет назад

The guy can not even find the Tor til a

@jonnybritain 7 лет назад

justchilaxe123 it's not chip-ole-tay without the tor-till-uh

@zw9847 6 лет назад

Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-til-a

@LunaQur 5 лет назад

@@zw9847 😂😂stop

@lindaclark5911 5 лет назад

Chip pole tay , tort tilla, coke a cola in a see thru glass whaddaya gonna do about it?

@osamabad3597 5 лет назад

I came a cross your comment as I got to that exact point in the video. It was awesome

@here2live 8 лет назад

He's one of the underrated comedians. His comedy is not pretentious; easy to connect. He is good at presenting our day to day life experiences. They are genuinely funny! And, he doesn't swear or make d**k and v****a as much as the "top" comedians do!

@denisesalles7248 5 лет назад

Shereef K. Abbas Agree 1,000%. Love him!

@Dave-lr2wo 4 года назад

Actually he does swear in his performances. Hope that doesn't ruin your fucking day.

@D.A.-Espada 4 года назад

@@Dave-lr2wo Relax Dave

@Katya_Lastochka 4 года назад

@@Dave-lr2wo Wow, edgy, if you're 5. Yeah he swears, but rarely, and it's not the main focus of the joke.

@Dave-lr2wo 4 года назад

@@Katya_Lastochka Congrats on your use of cliches while over-explaining the obvious. I applaud your talent for uselessness.

@jlee5490 4 года назад

Sebastian's a legend, he's been doing this for a longggg time and he's getting noticed now.

@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 4 года назад

*“STEAK. BEANS CHEESE GONE!!!!!!!.” This is way to true 😂💀😭☠️ he’s so animated and I love the way he says chipotle*

@kevc8786 6 лет назад

Coca Cola in the see through glass what’re you gonna do about it😂😂😂😂😂

@Michelle-no8tp 2 года назад

My eyes watered at that one 😂

@luckyDancer100 7 лет назад

The bit on wrapping the burrito😂

@cassandramartinez1031 6 лет назад

luckyDancer100 😂😂😂

@erikh3867 6 лет назад

luckyDancer100 bryan callen rip off

@cassandramartinez7050 5 лет назад

How he was jumping around lol 😂😂

@jefffromjersey52 5 лет назад

When he said you have to use some Quads , a little CORE .. I lost it ... lmao

@joeishere500 5 лет назад

I had a few monster burritos built outta there an was like damn how they gonna wrap them

@walker_texas5143 4 года назад

I work at chipotle and I have never heard something more accurate.

@applefan2151 3 года назад

This guy is the definition of phenomenal comedic delivery.

@matthewblanck3588 7 лет назад

Steak! Beans! Cheese! 10 seconds later..... Chicken! Peppers! Lettuce!

@Danielson0093 7 лет назад

Funniest shit I've ever seen hahaha

@a.c.7115 7 лет назад

Absolute classic! Seen this clip a million times and every single time I cant stop laughing. His delivery is perfect!

@diamondsky1798 4 года назад

Napoman2001 🤣🤣🤣

@escarlit 4 года назад

fuckin brilliant 😂

@whutvr2 4 года назад

☠☠

@katemjd8010 7 лет назад

The "employee" point at 1:43 killed me. HAHA!

@thunderbolt2145 4 года назад

The Coke fill had me crying.😂

@SailorVenusYaten1001 4 года назад

I used to work for Chipotle, and everything he says is so true!! I can’t stop laughing 😂

@dh-uo4lt 10 месяцев назад

Really? He is not funny at all.

@sahm2ams 8 лет назад

Sebastian is my favorite comedian of all time. I discovered him on Netflix a few years ago by accident and I've seen him live 3 times, he is even better in person! Met him twice as well and he is a really nice and down to earth guy. Looking forward to watching him again in the future.

@cjcj1599 4 года назад

Thanks for sharing...that's nice to hear! Makes me appreciate him even more as comedian😀

@RyanPowerhouse 2 года назад

Jim Carrey George carlin Robin Williams.

@Irrelevant530 Год назад

@@RyanPowerhouse Pryor Murphy Seinfeld

@babydoll0124 7 лет назад

I work at chipotle and today after I got off work my coworkers and I sat down to eat at the dining room (like Sebastian said) and one of my coworkers showed us this and we couldn't stop laughing because everything he said was so relatable 😂

@Moving_Forward247 9 месяцев назад

What’s the funniest is how he says Chipotle and TORTILLLAH

@WrvrUgoThrUR 4 года назад

0:52 “just say corh...”😆😆 1:18 “steak...beans...cheese...corn”😆

@dogdaybreak3157 8 лет назад

So friggin' hilarious. When he starts hopping down the line! LMAO!!!

@carolhannon1707 8 лет назад

as an Italian, the stuff he talks about brings back so many memories! omg! I can't take it! lol!

@sammiedog4 4 года назад

You not Italian you White mixed American. U no born Italy. You mixed with white Man

@lucyinthesky4682 4 года назад

@@sammiedog4 what the hell does that even mean?

@cryptogirliebtc3987 2 года назад

I lost it when he started jumping on the ingredients 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ivysauberan4798 5 месяцев назад

As someone who works at Chipotle, I cried laughing watching this. But seriously - we don’t care if you get coke. That doesn’t come out of our pockets, nor do we get punished for it.

@sergiobucciarelli1398 8 лет назад

get your claw out of the salsa

@depiscean16 8 лет назад

+Sergio Bucciarelli Loool that was the best part!

@cassandramartinez7050 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@martinovalentino6542 5 лет назад

Sal-sa

@miles2057 9 лет назад

Hahahahaha!!! I love Seb's delivery, it is so emotional. He is awesome. I hope he comes to Australia soon.

@work9478 4 года назад

The guacamole part ...🤣😂😅😅😂..in tears..

@osamabad3597 4 года назад

I like how he has the genius idea to mispronounce it on purpose. It’s so simple, but it makes it even funnier

@dhester267 7 лет назад

Im glad I saw a random video clip of one of this guy's shows, never heard of him but Im glad I did now. He's HILARIOUS

@SuperGaleford 6 лет назад

Dez Hester same

@CZRXCZR 4 года назад

Im Mexican and approve of Sebastian saying Chipoltay & Tor-tila🌯

@no1800 4 года назад

🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

@TheCarmelswan67 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@MiguelRodriguez-zm4of 4 года назад

idc cid booooooooooooooo

@JM-fo1te 3 года назад

Burritos aren't Mexican tho lol

@cisium1184 2 года назад

Those pronunciations add 20% to the bit.

@markraines7476 2 года назад

It's his voice...that is the best part of his show

@darlymh 2 года назад

I’m *STILL* laughing!!! Love how he describes the guy folding and tucking all the ingredients at the end! 🌯

@bumblebee3608 6 лет назад

I'm dying over here... This man is an artist. I totally forget this is a one man show, everything disappears and I see EVERYTHING he's describing and talking about, in EVERY show... I got laughter tears pouring left and right outta my eyes, and I can still see everything! And his expressions? Forget about it! Standing ovation Sebastion!

@bealightinthisdarkworld8225 5 лет назад

He doesn't say chipotle, he says chipòltay. And tore tilla!! So hilarious.

@nolanfinn1778 3 года назад

I've never laughed this hard in my entire life 😂😂. The STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE! part had me dieing

@THXx1138 Год назад

He's hilarious!

@briannaromasky102 Год назад

me too! That is the funniest part! I laugh so hard every time I watch it!

@christopherfranklin3765 Год назад

CHICKEN, PEPPER LETTUCE 😂😂😂😂

@RealMTBAddict Год назад

Dying

@dh-uo4lt 10 месяцев назад

@@THXx1138not funny at all

@AhmadAbuhamda 10 месяцев назад

Anyone else notice how he’s saying “Chipolte”? 😂

@guittadabe5214 6 лет назад

He doesn't attack people. I love that about him. So even Chipotle people would laugh at this bit!

@Jondsmusic 2 года назад

He's so right, telling it like it is Italian style! His Sanka bit was classic!

@bigmike5785 3 года назад

That guacamole part is right on, everytime.

@MarquisVonMonster 3 года назад

This gives me ptsd of the days I worked retail. Customers sometimes talked to you like you were born to serve them, but I’d also have co-workers that got overtimed to death or chewed out by customers because my store didn’t have a blouse in an exact size she wanted.

@guyinthechat9533 6 лет назад

"He's not trained on burrito building" lol

@deelite5176 Год назад

The last few times I went into chipotle I asked for guacamole and when he told me it was extra I started to laugh and in the same tone as Sebastian and I said yeah it’s OK. Sebastian is so damn funny!

@shadowdaffy9788 3 года назад

“Ya, it’s ok” the way he whispered it. 😂😂

@deuceb8472 2 года назад

lol when I first went to Chipotle I used to do the pointing thing over the glass and get politely admonished for it...classic.

@JackieOgle 2 года назад

I was crying. He is 100% the funniest guy I have seen. His facial expressions and physical comedy, absolutely hilarious! I can watch this for hours.

@cedricverner7380 5 лет назад

Cure for depression: Sebastian whispering "it's okay" in your ear.

@sculpture_9498 3 года назад

So much understanding in two words

@tomslck_ Год назад

I came back just for “STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE” 😭😂

@ericparson3513 3 года назад

He doesn't even have to say a word, just his facial expressions, and body movements crack me up, the fact that the jokes are funny makes it even better... HILARIOUS 😂🤣😅

@hyda-jameshill1035 6 лет назад

Tuck and fold lmao!

@spencerbrown6214 4 года назад

😆😆

@MichaelHplus 4 года назад

I keep coming back here. His delivery is so good. He really commits. I need to see him do this same routine in a different venue so I can see if he delivers it in the exact same way.

@MrCctvtech 4 года назад

The most stressful job at chipotle is the cleaning of the bathrooms!

@orlas5861 4 года назад

MrCctvtech . On a need to know basis - we don't need to know that , thank you ! 😱

@MrCctvtech 4 года назад

@Dream Theory haha!

@SIRO_451 4 года назад

*EDP445 has entered the chat*

@bonwatcher 2 года назад

The ultimate move was his pushing down the tortilla steamer handle and waiting for it to heat before hopping down the line. All. Day. Long.

@dogdaybreak3157 8 лет назад

All ............Day..............Loooong! LMFAO

@sbgoldma 4 года назад

He has become one of my favourite comedians 😂😂😂👍👍🤣

@hankbug 2 года назад

"Get your claw out of the salsa!" Exactly! Gonna use this line in my kitchen for people that try to double dip the salsa.

@darkestbeforedawn8130 3 года назад

I think about this clip sometimes and cry laughing so hard, and I'm by myself cracking up! Sebastian is so funny to me😄

@user-rf5px3gh3p 5 лет назад

This is what blew him up. He’s my favorite can’t wait to see him at msg!

@zoeh.2361 6 лет назад

I love when comedians really get into and sort of act out the story they're telling with all the goofy movements and shit its so great

@shanestriano 4 года назад

As someone who works at Chipotle, I can confirm that 100% 😂

@epdlp4506 4 года назад

My son used to work at Chipotle and he said that the only good burritos were the chicken breast burritos. He use to be the one behind the counter that prepared all the ingredients that went into the burrito.

@zachhynd 6 лет назад

Asked for a water and filled it up with coca cola 😂😂😂

@cassandramartinez7050 5 лет назад

😂😂

@sharksfan2678 5 лет назад

Sprite for me

@David_R922 4 года назад

At Subway, they turn off the fountain so people won't steal soda with a water cup.

@SimplyKnownAsTron 4 года назад

@@sharksfan2678 Same game. I thought it was just me.

@AegisNova 4 года назад

None of you stealers had better ever complain about the conditions in the world. You’re contributing to them.

@Walther1938 7 лет назад

Chicken! Peppers! Lettuce!

@robinghosh2109 4 года назад

Fairly certain this is Maniscalco at his comedic peak. How does it get better than this, plus the airport / TSA bit.

@paidpoppinpretty 4 года назад

I almost just passed out choking wheezing laughing at this and I also peed myself slightly ♥️ wow lol

@freestylingwhistler 3 года назад

Ex-chipotle employee here. This shit hit me so hard lol. Fucking spot on.

@Tballs81 Год назад

As a former Chipotle worker this gave me PTSD😭

@Jeanninecomeau 2 года назад

I went into Chipotle tonight and I had to take a picture. Haha! They have a sign with how much guacamole is on every item. Hahaha!

@StephanieLexis 3 года назад

Ahh, this brought back traumatic memories of working at one of the busiest Chipotle locations in my area. 😂

@kevlarperez 4 года назад

When he imitates heating up the tortillas, then starts filling them up is so damn funny!! 😂🤣😂🤣

@rudeboymon3177 5 лет назад

We were so ghetto growing up asking for water knowing damn well that shit was going to be filled and refilled with soda. Thanks mom!!!

@danielschoen8402 3 года назад

Mom was a criminal

@rudeboymon3177 3 года назад

@@danielschoen8402 she was. Totally justified it in her head. Said they were stealing by charging so much since its so cheap for them 😆

@danielschoen8402 3 года назад

@@rudeboymon3177 Wow what a piece of shit loser mentality to have. Hopefully you didn’t grow up to adopt that mindset to engage in such dishonest behavior yourself. Her logic doesn’t even make sense, it’s all just to justify her unethical stealing. Imagine being so cheap that you’re willing to break the law and steal to avoid paying 99 cents for a cup of soda. Especially in front of your children and setting that rather bad pathetic example. Embarrassing.

@rudeboymon3177 2 года назад

@@danielschoen8402 She really feels entitled to do whatever she thinks she can get away with to this day. My sister still does that stuff as a mother of 2 herself now. I wont even share Netflix accounts now that Im an adult

@treyjasso 4 года назад

Did he say “tortilla” like “gorilla”? Haha

@MrIanEntertainment 4 года назад

I'm employed at Chipotle. Can confirm, and Chipotle is the best tasting food I've ever had.

@mrs5046 4 года назад

How funny would it be if him and Kat Williams do a stand-up together. Both telling their version of the same story. It is two extremes and both are so animated and expressive, it would be a EPIC! Thank you for posting these videos!

@kickhoppa5891 4 года назад

That would be hilarious lmao

@t3chkitty 4 года назад

“Coca-cola in a see through glass, what are ya gonna do? What are gonna do about it?” pffft! XD so hilarious 😂

@beyondvirgo 6 месяцев назад

This man has described my 3 years of chipotle experience in this short vid lmao. THEN HE STARTS PREACHIN ABOUT THE BURRITOS OH MY GOD 😂😂

@infallibleblue 4 года назад

It’s SO true! The people ordering can be such a mess, but I feel for the workers too.

@nancymadore4292 7 лет назад

This guy is hilarious! Amazing show.

@ryanbates362 7 лет назад

You're a good lookin' woman.

@peezysmith5245 7 лет назад

Ryan Bates it's an actor from enchanted bro

@ryanbates362 7 лет назад

Oh...how embarrassing...

@user-bm3rs3fx4k 2 года назад

@@ryanbates362 u clown

@francesvansiclen1444 8 лет назад

My son just turned me on to Sebastian - he is truly hilarious- I spent spent an hour listening to his schtick and now my stomach hurts from laughter- good !!!!