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Chocolate sausage with Anatoli - The Slav budget dessert - Cooking with Boris 

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Chocolate sausage, The Slav budget dessert - Cooking with Boris
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Today I bring Anatoli to assist me think of a gift idea. Anatoli has the great plan to make some Slavic Tiramisu. It's basically like regular Tiramisu but is not. There is butter, condensed milk, cookies, marmelade candy and sugar. This recipe is also known as Chocolate Salami or Chocolate Sausage in Russian - Шоколадная колбаса.
Also I show you how to open tin can without a can opener, but instead with a spoon.
Anatoli is teleported to us today in a bathtub with a Russian carpet. Good.
Ingredients:
100g melted butter
150g vanilla cookies
1tbsp sugar
2tbsp cocoa
50g condensed milk
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Комментарии : 4,1 тыс.   
@tibojones
@tibojones 4 года назад
Boris: *Needs to summon Anatoli* Anatoli: For thousands of blins i lay dormant who dares to distu- oh its you cousin. Davai
@boszgabb3762
@boszgabb3762 4 года назад
He lay DOOR MAT
@eamartig
@eamartig 4 года назад
Blins? Are we talking fucks or pancakes?
@drawapretzel6003
@drawapretzel6003 4 года назад
@@eamartig yes.
@Michael-eg3rs
@Michael-eg3rs 4 года назад
@@eamartig you sound like a western spy...
@yorrichitsugikuni4532
@yorrichitsugikuni4532 4 года назад
Michael4201 he IS the western spy since he don’t know what’s Blins is
@whyisblue923taken
@whyisblue923taken 4 года назад
3:55 One shot of tatratea is like when Gordon Ramsay says a "pinch" of salt and throws down two handfuls.
@silvesby
@silvesby 4 года назад
2 shots of vodka
@atibaaier5426
@atibaaier5426 4 года назад
nah, it's more like "just a teaspoon of olive oil"
@netkv
@netkv 4 года назад
its enderpearl
@mirady9675
@mirady9675 4 года назад
Like that "2 shots of vodka" lady.
@lisbeth135
@lisbeth135 4 года назад
Everyone who's surprised to hear Anatoli's voice are not paying attention.
@omarashry007
@omarashry007 4 года назад
Explain
@GhostlyHermit
@GhostlyHermit 4 года назад
@@omarashry007 no
@aayushyadav3365
@aayushyadav3365 4 года назад
@@GhostlyHermit watch this video of boris Russian potato salad
@baconpantsable
@baconpantsable 4 года назад
@@aayushyadav3365 he's also spoken in that semechki halva video.
@owls9378
@owls9378 4 года назад
He has also kinda spoken in the mayonez muffins video
@jalejake4997
@jalejake4997 3 года назад
I have been a chef for 7 years and I've never seen anyone open a can with a spoon its genius
@Bgh583
@Bgh583 3 года назад
You can open a can with anything. You would know this if you were a REAL chef.
@CokesAndTokes
@CokesAndTokes 3 года назад
My foods teacher taught us how but he hated when we would actually do it bc he was a red seal
@crazytomato5516
@crazytomato5516 3 года назад
Man I've been doing that since I was 9 years old
@designificator
@designificator 3 года назад
I knew a man who can open a can with his hands and teeth
@PC_Simo
@PC_Simo 3 года назад
@@Bgh583 I always open mine with paper towels.
@xiuoso4699
@xiuoso4699 4 года назад
the first thing he thought of is an axe. a man that knows what a woman truly needs tbh.
@MaskofPoesy
@MaskofPoesy 4 года назад
Henry VIII approves lol.
@justheretocommentforyoutob4387
@justheretocommentforyoutob4387 4 года назад
But he already gave it to her last year
@scrpr3961
@scrpr3961 4 года назад
N O I C E
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 4 года назад
y e s
@EcchiRevenge
@EcchiRevenge 4 года назад
Johnny?
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 4 года назад
Poor college students around the globe rejoice, for the King of saving money has returned.
@LifeofBoris
@LifeofBoris 4 года назад
I never leave you
@670HP-Package-NOW
@670HP-Package-NOW 4 года назад
@@LifeofBoris hail to the king
@eklavyachoudhary1450
@eklavyachoudhary1450 4 года назад
Hail the king boris
@thecrabempire5767
@thecrabempire5767 4 года назад
*laughs in caviar buterbrod* also hail to king boris
@kevinnenstel8670
@kevinnenstel8670 4 года назад
Life of Boris вы просто крутые парни вдвоём
@naxussh3285
@naxussh3285 4 года назад
"Add one shot of Tatratea" What cousin Anatoli heard: "Add one bottle of Tatratea"
@dorapopijac8913
@dorapopijac8913 4 года назад
No he added to little
@qwopiretyu
@qwopiretyu 4 года назад
@Bara Cvrkalova cue Lahey falling down the stairs
@gozdeozgur9293
@gozdeozgur9293 4 года назад
Two shots of vodka
@nikolasdebacker1575
@nikolasdebacker1575 4 года назад
One True slav shot
@JamesGarage06
@JamesGarage06 4 года назад
Is there a difference?
@jamesramirez85
@jamesramirez85 4 года назад
"How to summon a gopnik" Instructions unclear on which vodka you should use. I used a Kalashnikov vodka and a guy called Mikhail showed up and started build familiar looking rifles....
@valdenius
@valdenius 4 года назад
Kalashvodka*
@jamesramirez85
@jamesramirez85 4 года назад
@@valdenius KALASHODKA
@jamesramirez85
@jamesramirez85 4 года назад
@BLIN nyet, he was the choosen one for me, now mikhail is my cousin and now we live togheter making rifles and good vodka singing katyusha all day long
@kayagorzan
@kayagorzan 4 года назад
Ahh I see your problem, Comrade Is simple solution, you do it again to summon gopnik to be friend of Mikhail
@jamesramirez85
@jamesramirez85 3 года назад
@@kayagorzan No no mikhail is mine MINE!
@karolinkiehl4097
@karolinkiehl4097 4 года назад
Just add one shot : * Anatoli pours in enogh Liquid to fill an entire lake * Or maybe two : *pouring intensifies *
@spetsnatzlegion3366
@spetsnatzlegion3366 4 года назад
*in middle-aged american woman voice* now we add 2 shots of taratea
@janbottos7817
@janbottos7817 4 года назад
@@spetsnatzlegion3366 *GLUGLUGLUGLUGLUGLUG*
@fariyanahmed5182
@fariyanahmed5182 4 года назад
"Two shots of vodka" *GLUGLUGLUGLUG*
@NothingXemnas
@NothingXemnas 4 года назад
First shot: size of the deep Lake Baikal Second shot: *size of the glorious Caspian Sea*
@MrSaszeta
@MrSaszeta 4 года назад
It depends what you consider a shot. You can have a shot of 20ml or 100ml. Both are called a shot.
@DianeBarnes76
@DianeBarnes76 4 года назад
The fact that Anatoli actually communicated more in this video is charming.
@hafann
@hafann 4 года назад
watch potato salad video
@lanvinseandelossantos6118
@lanvinseandelossantos6118 4 года назад
@@hafann "Salad, man."
@theguytheone
@theguytheone 4 года назад
Astral Davai
@user-pf6hi5bx6l
@user-pf6hi5bx6l 4 года назад
Potato?
@DianeBarnes76
@DianeBarnes76 4 года назад
watched all those just in general. Anatoli said more than usual.
@shrewmca
@shrewmca 4 года назад
2:06 Boris: "Oh wait I have an idea!" Boris: *Tries chopping the butter with hand* Boris: A
@johnnyjrsuh
@johnnyjrsuh 4 года назад
cYkA
@borisborisvichborislav4225
@borisborisvichborislav4225 3 года назад
BlYaT
@melanie-oi6ud
@melanie-oi6ud 4 года назад
how anatoli went from strong slavic groan to gentle boye “h e i” is something i cannot grasp
@fairyfox2890
@fairyfox2890 4 года назад
It's that slav magic, baby!
@smol_dude656
@smol_dude656 3 года назад
Duality of a Slav
@joceybear303
@joceybear303 2 года назад
But then the "Hmmmm!" Was great
@fireflyserenity31
@fireflyserenity31 4 года назад
Boris: cuts butter by hand. Also Borris: saws chocolate candy in half
@LifeofBoris
@LifeofBoris 4 года назад
such is the life in the zone
@A-Person-Who-Exists
@A-Person-Who-Exists 4 года назад
@@LifeofBoris Slav ways my russian dude
@salottin
@salottin 4 года назад
Precision, my friend
@doomslayerplushie6662
@doomslayerplushie6662 4 года назад
Its all precision tools of the slavicstan
@locasciocarlos
@locasciocarlos 4 года назад
Life of Boris What are the name of the chocolates you cut with him handsaw?
@austinghosty1706
@austinghosty1706 4 года назад
Anatoli: "make sound" me: *CONFUSED SLAVIC SCREAMING*
@Tatiana-jt9hd
@Tatiana-jt9hd 4 года назад
5:42 *internal screaming*
@melaniechapdelaine3692
@melaniechapdelaine3692 4 года назад
You must be young you didn't know the times when anatoli would make small word
@austinghosty1706
@austinghosty1706 4 года назад
@@melaniechapdelaine3692 😮
@borschtisgud
@borschtisgud 4 года назад
Bruh. You seriously don't know Anatoli does speak.
@austinghosty1706
@austinghosty1706 4 года назад
@@borschtisgud no
@the_redneck_norsemen4040
@the_redneck_norsemen4040 3 года назад
Anatoli: what a blaytiful morning. Teleports to boris place. Anatoli: BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAYYYYYTTTTTT.
@hosybosy1119
@hosybosy1119 3 года назад
Blayt?
@emmanuelsantiago6704
@emmanuelsantiago6704 4 года назад
1:51 ANATOLI ENJOYMENT SOUNDS REVEAL
@taro2805
@taro2805 4 года назад
@tree guy that's nice ->-
@kingcp0878
@kingcp0878 4 года назад
tree guy _no_
@oferzilberman5049
@oferzilberman5049 4 года назад
r/BrandNewSentence
@angygremlin4423
@angygremlin4423 4 года назад
@暗殺者木の人 Cue the smut writers.
@bobappetit1559
@bobappetit1559 4 года назад
New viewer
@ritishtejpal
@ritishtejpal 4 года назад
"How to summon a gopnik"- instructions not clear Resurrected Stalin
@cc_1enjoyer487
@cc_1enjoyer487 4 года назад
That's better
@dankpepe2110
@dankpepe2110 4 года назад
*Soviet Anthem Intensifies
@ArtisticChimera
@ArtisticChimera 4 года назад
The blyat kind of vodka did you use? One not opened since the end of WW2?! If so..... Save the rest of it you may need it
@madokuynsstash1979
@madokuynsstash1979 4 года назад
Even better
@blitsonray813
@blitsonray813 4 года назад
What's wrong with that comrade?
@Nathan-vv7cg
@Nathan-vv7cg 4 года назад
Boris: * performs slavic ritual * Anatoli: *whomst has summoned the almighty one*
@LifeofBoris
@LifeofBoris 4 года назад
hey cousin lets go bowling
@user-ub3ub1eq3j
@user-ub3ub1eq3j 4 года назад
Life of Boris it’s always nice to see famous and important men like you reply to us, the unwashed masses
@LifeofBoris
@LifeofBoris 4 года назад
@@user-ub3ub1eq3j have you considered a bath?
@user-ub3ub1eq3j
@user-ub3ub1eq3j 4 года назад
Life of Boris I have indeed and I am making my way through the great alps in search of water
@brandenr6073
@brandenr6073 4 года назад
@@user-ub3ub1eq3j nyet, go to Siberia. Alps are for western spy
@marcsuta2408
@marcsuta2408 4 года назад
2:55 "my nr. 1 lady" *Sad Oksana noises*
@CodexCS
@CodexCS 4 года назад
im romanian and there are a lot of words i recognize: kompot, tiramisu, MAYONEZ, kakao, pizdec,salami
@matigrzala3989
@matigrzala3989 4 года назад
Wow the languages are similar. It’s the same in Polish. +davai
@vladimircc1953
@vladimircc1953 4 года назад
@@matigrzala3989 well, we have many slavic words, very many.+kurwa also 90% of the recipes he makes are national recipes here too
@subscribeordiefukyou
@subscribeordiefukyou 4 года назад
latvia uses anything with "jebal", "jebis", "pidar" and you just add icing on the cake. for example pidar turns into pidarasņiks or jebal turns to jebaļņiks
@N4mikaze1
@N4mikaze1 4 года назад
Here in Moldova we speak a combination of romanian and Russian))
@ChadKakashi
@ChadKakashi 4 года назад
More than half of those words are the same all over the world.
@codyhutson2174
@codyhutson2174 4 года назад
Boris: is bilingual. Anatoli: "Nu davai" I love Anatoli, he's so awesome, lol
@talknight2
@talknight2 4 года назад
Pretty sure he speaks like 4 languages
@cosmicboi1650
@cosmicboi1650 2 года назад
What does nu davai mean?
@JunkyardCactus
@JunkyardCactus 2 года назад
@@cosmicboi1650 "ok, lets."
@cosmicboi1650
@cosmicboi1650 2 года назад
@@JunkyardCactus ah ok
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 4 месяца назад
​@@JunkyardCactus "Davai" _(давай)_ usually means "let's go" or "come on" if I remember right, so the translation is more like "okay, let's go!"
@mooneverfi37
@mooneverfi37 4 года назад
You know a man has no fear when he cuts butter with his bare hand-
@dejboi
@dejboi 4 года назад
Or with a saw
@nojustno334
@nojustno334 4 года назад
Or when he commits suicide and comes out with fixable injuries
@alvianekka80
@alvianekka80 4 года назад
Or with an axe
@stardust_sonic
@stardust_sonic 4 года назад
or when he cooks with the gopnik butterknife
@mikano3496
@mikano3496 4 года назад
Or when he opens a can of condensed milk with a SPOON.
@RayanfhoulaBR
@RayanfhoulaBR 4 года назад
Its not slav until it has: -salt -black pepper -glorius mayonez -*b a y l e a f* -butter
@user-ii4wn7xl3p
@user-ii4wn7xl3p 4 года назад
Onion blyat
@adami7777
@adami7777 4 года назад
flour blyat
@xornedge8204
@xornedge8204 4 года назад
Forgot vodka
@existence_is_suffering
@existence_is_suffering 4 года назад
Xornedge forgot kvass
@littlethumbtack15yearsago77
@littlethumbtack15yearsago77 4 года назад
You forget flour
@user-sj4sg8jo4e
@user-sj4sg8jo4e 4 года назад
0:36 "Blyaaat!" Why always his videos make me laugh so hard 😂😂 he got me there
@daun-gb7uc
@daun-gb7uc 4 года назад
Блять
@TerribleTonyShow
@TerribleTonyShow 4 года назад
Boris: "Say hello to my number one lady... Svetlana" Oksana: :(
@obinutkenobi6425
@obinutkenobi6425 4 года назад
Life of Boris: uploads Poor college kid: WE EATEN GOOD TONIGHT
@averychaco8831
@averychaco8831 4 года назад
Honestly tho
@Donut6975
@Donut6975 4 года назад
Words cannot describe how much I laughed when Boris summoned Anatoli
@lorismartinoperfetto6908
@lorismartinoperfetto6908 4 года назад
Hey Boris, i hope you're ok. Last week i tried to make butterbrod, with some italian ingredients. The result was blatyful. Here's the ingredients: -soft bread, just out of the oven -mortadella (instead of doctor's sausage) - fresh butter -some good mozzarella cheese -fresh tomatoes from the garden And calvè, the real Italian mayonnaise! Unfortunately it lasted about 3 minutes. I'll try again and I'll add the fantastic slav taste. Greetings from Italy
@_caoss
@_caoss 4 года назад
Calvé non è italiano...
@lorismartinoperfetto6908
@lorismartinoperfetto6908 4 года назад
@@_caoss giusto...😅😅😂
@dynamite2275
@dynamite2275 4 года назад
0:21 I tried this but Anatoli just showed up and ate all my semechki.
@jakoblent4694
@jakoblent4694 4 года назад
@SwooshX i tried it and the landed in the bathtub as young gopnik not to recommend
@versintos7978
@versintos7978 4 года назад
Jakob Lent was
@jakoblent4694
@jakoblent4694 4 года назад
@@versintos7978 the ritusl teleported me into the bathtub
@ikhotivus
@ikhotivus 4 года назад
SwooshX I tried and my mom started yelling at me. I regret doing this as an Armenian.
@Ricky-ce3jo
@Ricky-ce3jo 4 года назад
I tried and Vadim appeared with Boris' vodka
@GundamReviver
@GundamReviver 4 года назад
I still love how Boris has invented his own mythological means of travel based around tatra tea.
@rosewilliamson8626
@rosewilliamson8626 4 года назад
It's real, blyat
@localcrackhead4038
@localcrackhead4038 3 года назад
Anatoli : _Davai_ Every Fangirl in a 5 mile radius: *violent nosebleed*
@someoneinparticular6458
@someoneinparticular6458 4 года назад
1:01 "And not circus bear" **Masha and the bear flashbacks**
@DerZeKat6148
@DerZeKat6148 3 года назад
Yes
@OctoBirb8Claws
@OctoBirb8Claws 2 года назад
mmm yes pink porridge overflow
@netherdominater9960
@netherdominater9960 2 года назад
"We not want Masha call police this time"
@jmag196
@jmag196 2 года назад
Isn’t masha and bear a cartoon?
@someoneinparticular6458
@someoneinparticular6458 2 года назад
@@jmag196 yes it is
@jamalabusiam1998
@jamalabusiam1998 4 года назад
Anatoli: comes up with idea for Masha’s birthday present Boris: gives chocolate sausage as HIS present Anatoli: *angry Gopnik noises”
@tdyrc
@tdyrc 4 года назад
Dont even speak about Masha and the Bear
@jamalabusiam1998
@jamalabusiam1998 4 года назад
Of course not. And if I do, then pizdet
@bentz4231
@bentz4231 4 года назад
is no one going to talk about the fact that this man just opened a can with a spoon??
@whyisblue923taken
@whyisblue923taken 4 года назад
ITzHabentz We would be if he couldn't do it.
@simasimson5798
@simasimson5798 4 года назад
That is just the Slavic Childhood 101 shit
@dragana7180
@dragana7180 4 года назад
@@simasimson5798 same as opening bottles with forks
@bentz4231
@bentz4231 4 года назад
I might need to try this new life hack
@maviswinchesterandres2266
@maviswinchesterandres2266 4 года назад
Nah opening cans with spoon is common in my place all you need is a durable spoon and strong hands
@J3RL45H
@J3RL45H 4 года назад
Boris, you probably won't see this message, but I'm getting worried for you not uploading since 3 weeks ago. Of course, this brought back the memories of your incident in the past with the surgery and all, so I had to come here again and try to leave a message. Boris, I hope you are ok, that you keep being cheeki breeki and your life is plentiful, maybe you are on vacations, or working on a vodka fueled rocketship... But just in case you're not, I hope that you overcome whatever is going through your life, that you can sit again in the throne of the slavking knowing that there are people who truly care about you. please return quickly, we miss you, and as always of course, stay cheeki breeki my comrade.
@J3RL45H
@J3RL45H 4 года назад
Our(?
@aubreywean680
@aubreywean680 4 года назад
@Tomato daily quoi?
@doggeenayter
@doggeenayter 4 года назад
Tomato daily ok asshole she was just being nice
@janabroflovski2572
@janabroflovski2572 4 года назад
@Tomato daily no u shut up Western spy
@adriajulianecula9105
@adriajulianecula9105 4 года назад
@@Fortniteloverepic You have committed crimes against Russia. -> Pay gold (200) -> You'll never have me! -> Fus Ro Dah
@carfan3649
@carfan3649 4 года назад
"How to summon a gopnik" Instructions unclear, I revived the USSR.
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 3 года назад
Instructions unclear, became a Eurasian Eagle Owl
@Thors.hammer69420
@Thors.hammer69420 3 года назад
I accidentally Joined The Russian Mafia
@ImPedofinderGeneral
@ImPedofinderGeneral 3 года назад
don't worry, by the time you sober up it will fall apart back
@lavasqrl702
@lavasqrl702 2 года назад
Nyet comrade, instructions perfectly clear.
@ForgetfulSloth
@ForgetfulSloth 4 года назад
People: What does your channel mainly focus on? Boris: Yes And for the special people who like everything long if you know what I mean, Life of Boris: yes
@chedidkamal837
@chedidkamal837 4 года назад
DawnsFlame it’s *LIFE* of Boris
@blackjay6229
@blackjay6229 4 года назад
No no, it's pronounced HGYES
@manasim.9936
@manasim.9936 4 года назад
@@blackjay6229 😂
@flyingchair8103
@flyingchair8103 4 года назад
Yes
@mihir1700
@mihir1700 4 года назад
Food, cats, Russian, Europe. Everything otherworldly things
@TheJonTendo
@TheJonTendo 4 года назад
"How to summon a gopnik"- instructions not clear -trys to summon Boris *VADIM BLYAT!*
@GetAHoneyBun
@GetAHoneyBun 4 года назад
ecks dee
@gpnkredon
@gpnkredon 4 года назад
ecks dee
@sadkat4499
@sadkat4499 4 года назад
ecks dee
@harisosse6371
@harisosse6371 4 года назад
Anatoli teleported with Tatratea
@nekosan3257
@nekosan3257 4 года назад
ics de
@clearlydc
@clearlydc 4 года назад
Boris : "Heyy cousin-" Me : *HAVING GTA IV FLASHBACKS*
@HoloTiger
@HoloTiger 4 года назад
Danishagam Cisco Was hey niko! Let’s go bowling!
@sex_therapist
@sex_therapist 4 года назад
@@HoloTiger yes i want to go bowling
@borisborisvichborislav4225
@borisborisvichborislav4225 3 года назад
Cisco! My dog! Ya wanna go get some food at Cluckin Bell?
@Yes2heaven111
@Yes2heaven111 4 года назад
5:41 Aw his voice is so cute af 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻
@melissalonla
@melissalonla 3 года назад
ikr omg
@borisborisvichborislav4225
@borisborisvichborislav4225 3 года назад
Gey
@Thors.hammer69420
@Thors.hammer69420 3 года назад
He is a taller smaller version of boris.
@gmm5938
@gmm5938 4 года назад
A man that can cook like this, every lady wants a man like this
@MsMietowka
@MsMietowka 4 года назад
You are right, my friend. Here, take a shot of tatratea.
@layonyatsu7203
@layonyatsu7203 4 года назад
@@MsMietowka can it make us travel to Boris bathroom?
@MsMietowka
@MsMietowka 4 года назад
@@layonyatsu7203 You won't know until you try, good luck!
@TheMOMdq
@TheMOMdq 4 года назад
True story.
@thatkiwi00
@thatkiwi00 Год назад
You took the words just out of my mouth!
@dr4ke338
@dr4ke338 4 года назад
Boris: I have just the right tool for this! Anatoli: *grabs Svetlana with malicious intent*
@SonOfAB_tch2ndClass
@SonOfAB_tch2ndClass 4 года назад
0:45 I have envy for Boris that he is so close with his cousins he can summon them in magic carpet. Me my cousins I want to keep as far away from them as possible.
@janoschjobstmann4588
@janoschjobstmann4588 4 года назад
i want mine as near as possible greetings from alabama
@karolinkiehl4097
@karolinkiehl4097 4 года назад
@@janoschjobstmann4588 no no no No No NO NO ! DON'T !
@janoschjobstmann4588
@janoschjobstmann4588 4 года назад
@@karolinkiehl4097 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
@karolinkiehl4097
@karolinkiehl4097 4 года назад
@@janoschjobstmann4588 No ! Nein ! Нет ¡ No ! Negative Pls don't engage in romantic activities with your cousin !
@janoschjobstmann4588
@janoschjobstmann4588 4 года назад
@@karolinkiehl4097 how about yours
@teleblack2069
@teleblack2069 4 года назад
1:49 oh i see your a man of culture
@ofsabir
@ofsabir 4 года назад
Anatoli: ? Boris: Not circus bear again! We don't want Masha to call police this time.
@mohammedhersi5774
@mohammedhersi5774 4 года назад
Is this a masha and the bear reference?
@muverrih-imaderzad3478
@muverrih-imaderzad3478 4 года назад
*Türkler heryerde*
@iluvclimber
@iluvclimber 4 года назад
lmao
@killakannon3038
@killakannon3038 4 года назад
The funny thing is Boris called this: "the slavic tiramisu", well in italy we have that dessert, it's practically called the same: Chocolate Salami, made with melted dark chocolate, butter, eggs and cookies. One of my favourites.
@Капелька54327
@Капелька54327 4 года назад
My favourite too. So this is international dessert
@Капелька54327
@Капелька54327 4 года назад
@@yannkam2127 yes, шоколадная колбаса isn't шоколадная колбаса without Teleporting alcoholic tea(just my opinion, you may not include it but then random teleportation effect won't appear)
@killakannon3038
@killakannon3038 4 года назад
@@yannkam2127 It doesn't include Tatratea, but a shot of Rum inside is well appreciated
@Капелька54327
@Капелька54327 4 года назад
@@yannkam2127 it was easy to write because i am a slav
@Капелька54327
@Капелька54327 4 года назад
@@yannkam2127 i think everyone who watched this video knows that шоколадная колбаса is "chocolatnaya kolbasa"
@Xypos
@Xypos 4 года назад
Needs to open a can..... He has knifes, axes, a 15kg hammer and a big fkin pair of scissors...... Boris: Let's use a spoon
@yeboxxxchannel2505
@yeboxxxchannel2505 3 года назад
I mean, it has like, 1-3 mm thickness in the spoon part where you grab stuff. The can sides inside near the opening part were around 1-5mm so. Those things would destroy the mayonese
@naomishahgeldyan7100
@naomishahgeldyan7100 4 года назад
1:02 lmao 🤣 "And not circus bear again we not want masha call the police this time" 😂 Who knows the show "masha and the bear"
@tommygun8256
@tommygun8256 3 года назад
Nah masha and the bear is actually a Russian story for children
@DerZeKat6148
@DerZeKat6148 3 года назад
@@tommygun8256 ik
@paulabermudez9146
@paulabermudez9146 2 года назад
The more u know
@kristianssurna1296
@kristianssurna1296 4 года назад
When i was a little slav living in Latvia , my mom used to make this
@KingDeeno
@KingDeeno 4 года назад
Same
@gytiskau1865
@gytiskau1865 4 года назад
No matter where you live, all soviet influenced countries have this masterpiece (from LT)
@galkiin
@galkiin 4 года назад
Laimīgais man gan nē
@oranga4075
@oranga4075 4 года назад
@@KingDeeno i thought i turned off the cloning machine
@ZygimantasA
@ZygimantasA 4 года назад
Yep, but without candy and alcohol :D
@user-jd9cc7pi1m
@user-jd9cc7pi1m 4 года назад
Physicists: Teleportation is not possible Tatratea: Allow me to introduce myself
@itschrissspy
@itschrissspy 3 года назад
i just love how Boris say "sugar' idk why
@seanreynolds7369
@seanreynolds7369 4 года назад
Hardware store: exists Boris: I believe you mean, cooking utensils
@cs82271
@cs82271 4 года назад
3:55 hell no that ain't two shots. Reminds me of that "two shots of vodka" vine.
@LifeofBoris
@LifeofBoris 4 года назад
it's two shots where I come from
@possiblyseafarer
@possiblyseafarer 4 года назад
shots are bigger in the slavic countries. they do not need to worry about "too much alcohol" its basically in their blood at birth
@sandakureva
@sandakureva 4 года назад
@@LifeofBoris Can confirm. A guy in my college program was Russian. Invites me over for vodka, because of course. I'm expecting imperial shot glasses (1.5oz). I swear, this guy whips out shot glasses twice that size... and the rest of the night is a blur. His girlfriend made some good snacks for us though.
@Halinspark
@Halinspark 4 года назад
Two shots is what you remove before drinking the rest of the bottle.
@laurentiare
@laurentiare 4 года назад
Life of Boris There is a vine titled “two shots of vodka”. It was from an old American TV episode on Food Network from this lady called Sandra Lee. It’s like 15 years old already.
@wtjr0918
@wtjr0918 4 года назад
Boris : "Is basically Slavic tiramisu, try to make it" Me : k y not 03:56 Anatoli - * *Violently pouring **_72% ALCOHOL BLIN_** into the tiny mix* * Me : *PIZDEC*
@Yominication
@Yominication 4 года назад
It's Slavic, what did you expect?
@LifeofBoris
@LifeofBoris 4 года назад
1000% slav
@jqjig820
@jqjig820 4 года назад
@@LifeofBoris a slav always uses his power, right?
@swedenspepe2207
@swedenspepe2207 4 года назад
Boris: put it some tartratea in the mix Anatoli: so you have chosen...death
@kirstengolnaz7327
@kirstengolnaz7327 3 года назад
The sheer chaotic force of this channel is absolutely amazing.
@agematics1105
@agematics1105 4 года назад
Just look at how Anatoli teleported, He even get free carpet!
@HomersIlliad
@HomersIlliad 4 года назад
That's the power of tatratea!
@agematics1105
@agematics1105 4 года назад
@@HomersIlliad Package 1 : Tatratea and Carpet
@LittleShmuplet
@LittleShmuplet 4 года назад
As a college student I'm genuinely appreciating all of these budget living tutorials
@FiSH-iSH
@FiSH-iSH 4 года назад
Same lol
@elperronimo
@elperronimo 4 года назад
almost all of his recipes are an abomination, but I love them
@thatdudethecommenter1012
@thatdudethecommenter1012 4 года назад
Yep and they actually taste good unlike all those other cooking videos on OURtube (a communism joke for ya)
@dannyyoroi1955
@dannyyoroi1955 3 года назад
Anatolia snacking on ingredients is such a relatable thing
@Gogglesandgears_othernonsence
@Gogglesandgears_othernonsence 4 года назад
This video made me smile harder then I have for awhile. Thanks Boris
@barnabasmihaly8961
@barnabasmihaly8961 4 года назад
Boris: "And one shot of Tatratea...... Or maybe two!" Me internally: "tWo sHOts oF vOdKa!"
@burningnapalm4436
@burningnapalm4436 4 года назад
Boris in the day: how to make blins Boris at 3 am: How to summon a gopnik
@aruthorcarly
@aruthorcarly 4 года назад
Are you by any chance a silver-rank adventurer gopnik slayer?
@victormatyiku6685
@victormatyiku6685 4 года назад
@@aruthorcarly OBVIOUSLY NOT. He obviously is a silver-rank adventurer *western spy* slayer!
@burningnapalm4436
@burningnapalm4436 4 года назад
You are both correct
@paulherbert5290
@paulherbert5290 3 года назад
This recipe worked like a charm. Thank you Boris the Shashlik King.
@annahaar1468
@annahaar1468 4 года назад
Ah this was posted on my birthday! Спасибо Boris!
@shanky_716
@shanky_716 4 года назад
Ingredients end up on ground whenever cousin Anatoli is around.
@lunaticscribbles6016
@lunaticscribbles6016 4 года назад
I really expected one really sudden. "OR MAYBE THREE" after the second shot of tatratea. but that would probably be a bad idea.
@Gamer-nc8qp
@Gamer-nc8qp 4 года назад
does he really use alcohol tho
@kangray7166
@kangray7166 4 года назад
I thought it was the teleportation tartratea
@MrGana2
@MrGana2 4 года назад
The third one goes to your throat
@martinsvk1247
@martinsvk1247 4 года назад
Can't use too much or you will be teleported away
@MrGana2
@MrGana2 4 года назад
@@martinsvk1247 That's it! You add as much as you need to teleport right to the birthday party :D
@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 2 года назад
I love learning your cooking!
@claireclairdeluna
@claireclairdeluna 4 года назад
i am so glad i found this channel
@tolyacow
@tolyacow 4 года назад
Анатолий: "Ну давай" me: at last, we know for sure, he speaks!
@Alex-xl4dz
@Alex-xl4dz 4 года назад
It's so good to see you again Mr Boris!
@wojciechrothbard9168
@wojciechrothbard9168 3 года назад
Fantastic dessert!!
@LoneWolf-zg1mi
@LoneWolf-zg1mi 4 года назад
Thx Boris! Just made some today
@J.Delireny_Arts
@J.Delireny_Arts 4 года назад
0:35 Damn, the Arrival of Tatratea Teleportation sounds like a russian 152 mm howitzer. Well, the more you know!
@HorizonSniper__
@HorizonSniper__ 4 года назад
cuz it is.
@professionaldisappointment1654
@professionaldisappointment1654 4 года назад
They just stuff any gopniks when the ritual is done in the artlilery
@J.Delireny_Arts
@J.Delireny_Arts 4 года назад
@@professionaldisappointment1654 So thats how the term "cannon fodder" got developed
@AlmightyLoaf
@AlmightyLoaf 4 года назад
The sound lets you know that they've arrived
@tommypicco4216
@tommypicco4216 4 года назад
Every time where you day "cousin" my heart smile😍😂😂
@noob5268
@noob5268 4 года назад
Same
@dankelteufel193
@dankelteufel193 2 года назад
Happy Birthday Anatoli!
@Mr.Engine993
@Mr.Engine993 2 года назад
hit the like button instantly. Creativity on the intro and... the choice of tools is just on another level
@_sargentocoelho_4441
@_sargentocoelho_4441 4 года назад
3:53 A shot?? Mate, that was *the whole freaking magazine*
@dominicsacchetti2360
@dominicsacchetti2360 4 года назад
"One shot ot Tatratea" is the new "Two shots of Vodka"
@alpou330
@alpou330 4 года назад
Artyom be like: blyat Boris is cooking again
@imarealraver1235
@imarealraver1235 4 года назад
Better run before the apartment burns down blin
@artyom3093
@artyom3093 4 года назад
No i think its nice
@Janka007
@Janka007 4 года назад
@@artyom3093 Yes, please tell Boris to include you more in the videos! We want to see you more, kitty! I mean komrade kat.
@user-wg8co4mx7v
@user-wg8co4mx7v 4 года назад
Hahahahaha le chocolate sosig
@PYROLORD6
@PYROLORD6 4 года назад
Perfect wedding gift material
@spacciofarina
@spacciofarina 4 года назад
The best part of the video is when I found out that I always did this just the same, I made this with my mom when I was a kid and I always ate it with the liquor. Thanks comrade Boris.
@hadigusty
@hadigusty 4 года назад
5:09 Friend: Dude, what you just bought from black market? Me: umm.. its complicated.
@sirsage3311
@sirsage3311 4 года назад
This is like, a very high quality episode. Everything just looks so crisp and the shots from the table and with Anatoli in the background are fantastic. I laughed so hard at the rug in the bathtub. The breeki levels are off the charts.
@skilledsam3814
@skilledsam3814 4 года назад
My teacher asked me if i know any words in rusian I sayed: CYKA BLYAT Now i have detention for three weeks
@S-Kara
@S-Kara 4 года назад
probably because you sayed it wrong
@JMOSORT
@JMOSORT 4 года назад
Sounds about right hahahah
@TeriyakiAnimates
@TeriyakiAnimates 4 года назад
Your teacher is western spy than if she/he thinks cyka bliat is that what it means hope you understand 😂😂stay cheeky breeky
@TeriyakiAnimates
@TeriyakiAnimates 4 года назад
@Саша Чистяков i was lazy to write in azbuka
@highonfebreeze8745
@highonfebreeze8745 4 года назад
Nine Tailed Fox i dont give a Блять
@Roach_Dogg_JR
@Roach_Dogg_JR 4 года назад
Damn I haven’t seen this channel in ages it’s good to be back.
@NoraHyrule
@NoraHyrule 4 года назад
This is the first time i've heard Anatoli speak
@thomas4233
@thomas4233 4 года назад
same, I'm surprised no one else's talking about it. This is important lore.
@Boinkstyle
@Boinkstyle 4 года назад
But the first thing Anatoli ever did on video was talk? Tbh, the first thing he ever said was davai, now he added a nu
@whoami1449
@whoami1449 4 года назад
There is literally a vid on youtube just anatoli saying something And there is literally a cult praying to him
@Boinkstyle
@Boinkstyle 4 года назад
And oh, "I....BRING....SEMECHKI"
@c.1846
@c.1846 4 года назад
you should watch the potato salad video
@SirHellNaja
@SirHellNaja 4 года назад
My friends eating at Russian restaurant for the first time: OMG THE FOOD LOOK SO NICE I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE Me who've been following Boris for a long time:
@VRGalaxy_762
@VRGalaxy_762 3 года назад
looks epic!
@144avery
@144avery 3 года назад
Thank you...this will be made at my family's Christmas.
@Phytobiogenes
@Phytobiogenes 4 года назад
This was an awesome video! It’s also kinda cool to hear that Boris and Anatoli pronounce “davai” differently.
@ConsPopov
@ConsPopov 4 года назад
My grandmother used to make this all the time for me as a young gopnik! RIP ❤️
@andikachsyfurdjasimilyaspa5066
@andikachsyfurdjasimilyaspa5066 4 года назад
Man this is awesome
@daedoingthings4595
@daedoingthings4595 4 года назад
0:05 My dad is an abusive drunkard. My boyfriend gave me a machete back then to protect me. Also iron knuckles. Yes, I'm gonna marry him.
@hunterbranson4387
@hunterbranson4387 4 года назад
Dae Doing Things I hope you two have a happy little life together!
@daedoingthings4595
@daedoingthings4595 4 года назад
@@hunterbranson4387 thank you, I will
@SunnyGaming3710
@SunnyGaming3710 3 года назад
Ah Is his drinking to try and make himself feel better after tragedy or did he just see a bottle of alcohol one day and become who he is? Ah, you don't have to answer. Sucks that not everyone has loving father, my dad would probably disembowel anyone who dare touch me.
@screentimer
@screentimer Месяц назад
Did you marry him?
@jebusspqr2121
@jebusspqr2121 4 года назад
Everybody knows that the Tatra-tea is the main transportation device for Gopniks.
@user-my9do9mv8w
@user-my9do9mv8w 4 года назад
My father gave an axe to my mother as a gift once. Never saw him again
@TruckStored
@TruckStored 3 года назад
Ah my favorite dessert ever 😋
@jjspn
@jjspn 4 года назад
This looks like a legit good recipe Would definitely try
@ShypaxGaming
@ShypaxGaming 4 года назад
"you just use spoon" proceeds to open can with a fu*king spoon .
@tedarcher9120
@tedarcher9120 4 года назад
I've actually done that once myself
@kalashthesnail8553
@kalashthesnail8553 4 года назад
My mother and i always use that for open cans
@ataphelicopter5734
@ataphelicopter5734 4 года назад
You have some very soft cans, ours cannot be opened with an axe.
@LifeofBoris
@LifeofBoris 4 года назад
I never lie about spoons
@_Dimon_
@_Dimon_ 4 года назад
I guess that's the most savage way of opening a can. I've always used a knife, it works great and you always have one in kitchen.
@phern8754
@phern8754 4 года назад
1:52 “Do we add the liquor now?” Anatoli rejects offer* Boris’s heart: 💔
@LifeofBoris
@LifeofBoris 4 года назад
a sad day
@simplepointstudio6210
@simplepointstudio6210 4 года назад
@@LifeofBoris Why does your replies sound like Anatoli is replying and not actually you?
@crackpipe_mike6963
@crackpipe_mike6963 4 года назад
@@LifeofBoris @sample port studio found our seceret ruuuuuuuun
@bruh-nd2mx
@bruh-nd2mx 4 года назад
I actully might make this
@cwaa5556
@cwaa5556 3 года назад
Your videos are super entertaining Boris. I love watching them. haha
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