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Chris Rock - Gun Control 

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@antalwahlers3574
@antalwahlers3574 4 года назад
"At $ 5.000,- a bullet there'd be no more innocent bystanders." One of my favourite jokes ever.
@shinybeast8946
@shinybeast8946 4 года назад
It's actually a pretty good idea.
@MarcoLiftz
@MarcoLiftz 4 года назад
Shinybeast tbh lol
@OneWeirdDude
@OneWeirdDude 4 года назад
@@shinybeast8946 No, it's a joke, just like Antal said.
@PhilMante
@PhilMante 4 года назад
My favorite Chris Rock joke.
@singhatar0912
@singhatar0912 3 года назад
Not even a joke just the truth. Ban murder dildos !
@ForeverRepublic
@ForeverRepublic 9 лет назад
"Whatever happened to crazy?" Real shit right there.
@AP-wl8wm
@AP-wl8wm 7 лет назад
ForeverRepublic word I was gonna post what you just said. Hell yeh I agree
@leejee88
@leejee88 7 лет назад
yep aint that the truth it seems todays they making crazy normal when really they need to separate crazies like they did back when i was growing up .fucking retarded for them not to be crazy
@phoenixashes1026
@phoenixashes1026 7 лет назад
I've been watching bad movie and playing crazy video games as long as i can remember. Now all i do is go to work and pay bills lol.
@dannyakins8742
@dannyakins8742 7 лет назад
ForeverRepublic True. No one wants to believe their kids is crazy enough to shoot up a school though. So they try to blame outside factors for how their kids behave
@dannyakins8742
@dannyakins8742 7 лет назад
They would rather blame everyone else than admit that they weren't as involved in the lives of the their children as they should've been
@V1VISECT6
@V1VISECT6 5 лет назад
"I didn't have six friends in High School. I don't have six friends now."
@kaylawolfie1111
@kaylawolfie1111 4 года назад
He had one friend named Greg
@nevermimdthegap1119
@nevermimdthegap1119 4 года назад
thats 3 on 3 with a half court
@troytaylor5746
@troytaylor5746 4 года назад
Kayla Wolfie lol
@troytaylor5746
@troytaylor5746 4 года назад
Everybody did hate Chris
@michaelmerck7576
@michaelmerck7576 3 года назад
Chris has the right idea about the 5000 dollar bullet.might be all the control needed
@DoubleDworth
@DoubleDworth 8 лет назад
"Even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't need to go to a doctor, who ever shot you will take that bullet back" LMAO
@jeremiahdaniel8438
@jeremiahdaniel8438 7 лет назад
DoubleDworth "I believe you have my property!!!"
@elidolo6993
@elidolo6993 6 лет назад
Sebastian Bently What the fuck is wrong with You? Lmao
@DANGJOS
@DANGJOS 3 года назад
@@jeremiahdaniel8438 That line is the funniest in the skit! 🤣🤣
@jameswatson2507
@jameswatson2507 3 года назад
Didn't know you were a chris rock fan double d
@Granberg7.62
@Granberg7.62 2 года назад
Bullets can't be re used. It will expand and miss shape when it hit something, and cant fit in the chamber and barrel no more. Just so u knows for later 👍
@mygrassisblue741
@mygrassisblue741 8 лет назад
"Just in case they went crazy, they would only hurt other crazy kids." That line had me rolling.
@derrickpatterson8534
@derrickpatterson8534 3 года назад
This is still one of the greatest stand ups ever. He took down EVERYONE.
@denzel7822
@denzel7822 2 года назад
💯💯💯
@sbanats
@sbanats Год назад
Absolutely!!!
@troywhite2696
@troywhite2696 11 месяцев назад
💯💯💯
@aerialkate
@aerialkate 9 лет назад
The "bullet control" bit was genius.
@rabitozoctuikalon943
@rabitozoctuikalon943 7 лет назад
That's what I thought at first, but there would be so much illégal activities around that. People would still get ammo for an okay price but it would make money for the criminals Wich isn't a good thing
@jovanleon7
@jovanleon7 7 лет назад
Rabitozoc Tuikalon It could actually be good because much lesser people would own many bullets and people would really keep their bullets, until it's absolutely required to be used of course. And the police could be much more focused on hunting down the big criminals.
@cliftonjames785
@cliftonjames785 7 лет назад
Jovan Leon I'm not for that. I'm a liberal who's also a gun enthusiast. I'm not for banning certain firearms or ammunition but rather for background checks. I shoot for sport and ammunition is already pretty spendy. Just one afternoon of target practice with a .40 s&w would cost a good $50-$300. Only the rich folks would be able to afford going to the range if ammo was super spendy
@FierceMouse
@FierceMouse 7 лет назад
aerialkate - Its stupid! Only the elites should have the 2nd? I think that's the honest debate regarding gun control. Guns for me and not for thee.
@rimacidih9350
@rimacidih9350 7 лет назад
Cletus Turnbuckle what's wrong with any of that ? Lol background checks ? Wtf is wrong with that? Fees? Again wtf is wrong with that ? You seem like you want every nut owning a gun.
@anthonyyoutubefan7567
@anthonyyoutubefan7567 6 лет назад
"I didn't have 6 friends in High School!...I DON'T GOT 6 FRIENDS NOW!" -- One of my all-time favorite Chris Rock jokes.
@hismajesty2036
@hismajesty2036 3 года назад
Never understood that part
@anthonyyoutubefan7567
@anthonyyoutubefan7567 3 года назад
@@hismajesty2036 Basically: I wasn't popular when I was 16...and, I'm STILL not popular, in the present.
@hismajesty2036
@hismajesty2036 3 года назад
@@anthonyyoutubefan7567 Ohhh so he is saying "I wasn't popular in high school either, but I didnt shoot up the school in protest" Gotcha. Thanks.
@anthonyyoutubefan7567
@anthonyyoutubefan7567 3 года назад
@@hismajesty2036 Yep. He's also saying: Unlike these crazies, I didn't even have 6 friends to be angry at the rest of my school with. :)
@hismajesty2036
@hismajesty2036 3 года назад
@@anthonyyoutubefan7567 That is the one bit in this classic that always escaped me. Thanks for clarifying for me. 👍👍
@loveheals482
@loveheals482 5 лет назад
I grew up in a physically and verbally abusive household, and it was perpetuated when I got to school. I felt like I had no one, no sense of peace, no sanctuary. I went through hell. But it never crossed my mind to pick up a gun and end anyone's life because of it...
@thirdplanet4471
@thirdplanet4471 4 года назад
@@cockeyedoptimista l once had a discussion about video games and violence. One of the things l said was that no one ever robbed a bank cause they played too much candy crush. I know it's more complex than that but l couldn't help it at the time.
@cockeyedoptimista
@cockeyedoptimista 4 года назад
@@thirdplanet4471 Ha ha; good point. I don't even know what Candy Crush entails, but I guess so. People are responsible for their actions, especially if they're adults (which some of these shooters are not, but still: they're close, and know right from wrong, Hopefully!) And if they're crazy, they would have done it anyway, found some other influence. Still, media exposure to violence and other negative things can numb us and influence us, as it could in good ways too. Maybe it can be a safe release of bad energy in some ways: okay. Maybe it's just a movie, a game, a song.. Some people are more sensitive and susceptible than others. We suspend our disbelief to be entertained, and that makes things seem real. I close my eyes in murder scenes and so forth: my sister said "It's just a movie!" but some have a better imagination or stronger empathy and they don't want to see gore and mayhem even if you know in the back of your mind it's just stage effects. It can desensitize you. But yeah, it shouldn't make you into a killer unless maybe you spend All your time in it, and then something Else is wrong. Violence in media is Still not a great thing, though.
@gloriadiaz6400
@gloriadiaz6400 4 года назад
I hope you are in a better place now.
@manueljaramillo2520
@manueljaramillo2520 4 года назад
r/NobodyAsked
@ryanm5238
@ryanm5238 4 года назад
Anyone hurts me or my loved ones physically, they wont be doing it for long. Everyone has the right to protect themselves. You can be the victim of abuse, rape, robbery, murder all you want without protection. Not me!!
@LoneWanderer101
@LoneWanderer101 9 лет назад
"Whatever happened to Crazy!?" THANK YOU!
@nitsuj182
@nitsuj182 6 лет назад
Lone Wanderer apparently that still applies this day and age , everyone is diagnosed with some BS disorder !
@tenhirankei
@tenhirankei 6 лет назад
It's not PC to say it!
@elidolo6993
@elidolo6993 6 лет назад
Justin Reyes Are You denying OCD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, Austism, etc.? I know People who have each disorder sooo, if that's the case, You're wrong. 😂
@lilneki6910
@lilneki6910 5 лет назад
El Idolo lol
@lilneki6910
@lilneki6910 5 лет назад
madbear3512 BURNNNN
@nightrider3067
@nightrider3067 6 лет назад
9 years later and this is so relevant lol
@longlivethechannel4956
@longlivethechannel4956 6 лет назад
This was in the 90s I believe
@beealaboobie1853
@beealaboobie1853 6 лет назад
Night Rider truth is timeless
@mrking1785
@mrking1785 6 лет назад
bundycamp I think he’s talking about when it was posted.
@princesspoetess775
@princesspoetess775 6 лет назад
Night Rider I was just thinking that
@joejones8454
@joejones8454 6 лет назад
Common sense ain’t common in these comments 🤦🏽‍♂️
@camthedestroyer1490
@camthedestroyer1490 4 года назад
“I believe you got my property” 😂
@Nayhan123
@Nayhan123 3 года назад
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@cherry-picker23
@cherry-picker23 4 дня назад
Hehe must've got robbed by an
@Wolfman71691
@Wolfman71691 8 лет назад
this is why I prefer to listen to comedians as opposed to news people and politicians at least they're honest about themselves
@pforgottonsoul
@pforgottonsoul 8 лет назад
+Wolfman71691 and ironically their jokes end up being better than any ideas the politicians come up with which is just sad.
@Wolfman71691
@Wolfman71691 8 лет назад
Exactly, because they are not bound by the same conformist crap that politics and news media feature
@ErikGiovani
@ErikGiovani 8 лет назад
+patrick watkins check the news bro! California talking about doing this
@motanelustelistu
@motanelustelistu 6 лет назад
+Wolfman71691 A comunist said : "Give the stupid bread and fun,and they'll be all right" (wont have pretensions and won't care about politics,thus not bother them) . Just like states do when supporting footbal or other mass histeria sports like american football,rugby or other shits. Congratulation,you a perfect example.
@Scorpio-on8yr
@Scorpio-on8yr 6 лет назад
motanelustelistu Did your parents beat you? 😂
@frankieseymour3324
@frankieseymour3324 8 лет назад
"I believe you have my property...." LOL
@3axim
@3axim 8 лет назад
That is my favourite too Lol
@sinunknown9929
@sinunknown9929 6 лет назад
Frank Seymour I believe you have hundreds of my property bitch!!!
@blakeashley1957
@blakeashley1957 6 лет назад
Long ago, Andrew Jackson (later President of the USA) took a bullet to the shoulder in a gunfight with Thomas Benton. The bullet remained lodged in his arm for twenty years. When it was finally removed by a surgeon Jackson purportedly offered it to Benton saying "I believe this belongs to you." Benton refused on the grounds that due to long possession it now belonged to Jackson.
@srldwg
@srldwg Год назад
@@blakeashley1957 😆😅🤣
@maruzencentral
@maruzencentral 2 года назад
"Killing people in the morning, that ain't right" 😂
@mama2agn301
@mama2agn301 2 года назад
This should not hold up so well in 2022, but he may as well have written this yesterday. He’s genius and nothing changes.
@zacherychase5449
@zacherychase5449 4 месяца назад
And now it happens so much more comedians won’t talk about it, it’s become common place in our society so much that we joke about it only in person.
@schematicb5393
@schematicb5393 6 лет назад
"I don't have six friends now". LMAO same
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
Anonymous Person Still quite funny.
@jemert96
@jemert96 3 года назад
Literally why I came here lol
@thegr8rambino
@thegr8rambino 3 года назад
same
@anywaythewindblows8938
@anywaythewindblows8938 3 года назад
Relatable lol
@mmdpod
@mmdpod 5 лет назад
One of the smartest jokes in comedy. A Dark premise with Perfect delivery got all the crowds including us to agree. Salute to you CR
@CryingButterfly0508
@CryingButterfly0508 8 лет назад
"I will blow yo' fuckin' head off...if I could afford it!"
@Reddesknotes
@Reddesknotes 7 лет назад
u can afford it...dont b ridiculous..if u can afford a cell, cable, etc etc..u can buy a small revolver th cheapest
@diegocabral1610
@diegocabral1610 7 лет назад
Reddesknotes but can you afford the bullets? Each one is $5000 !
@Mr504BLACKMAN
@Mr504BLACKMAN 6 лет назад
"White kids gonna say I wanna go to a black school where it's safe" funniest shit ever
@Nayhan123
@Nayhan123 3 года назад
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@Mr504BLACKMAN
@Mr504BLACKMAN 3 года назад
@@Nayhan123 lmbao thanks
@AnAdorableWombat1
@AnAdorableWombat1 Год назад
Not in 2023
@rolanddeschain965
@rolanddeschain965 3 месяца назад
Completely braindead, but funny.
@Dr.Gunsmith
@Dr.Gunsmith 2 года назад
2022 nearly and I still laugh my ass off at this, pure genius.
@lilacs529
@lilacs529 2 года назад
🤣🤣 me too..Chris is a legend
@seanhastings4432
@seanhastings4432 2 года назад
Imagine if Chris had been armed at the Oscars lol
@lilacs529
@lilacs529 2 года назад
@@seanhastings4432 Chris took it like a true pro. Smith on the other hand managed to self sabotage what should have been his best night. What a d#ck
@PokeMaster03
@PokeMaster03 2 года назад
Uvalde TX brought me here
@coraggio93
@coraggio93 2 года назад
@@PokeMaster03 yes. Same with me.
@won6809
@won6809 6 лет назад
“Whatever happened to crazy?!” Exactly! TY!
@onelson138
@onelson138 8 лет назад
This is STILL relevant, even today.
@shantoreywilkins1123
@shantoreywilkins1123 7 лет назад
💸💰💒🔬💌💌💌🔫
@ksxyseal-lancier3428
@ksxyseal-lancier3428 7 лет назад
Mladen Bukvic Even more today
@lionelhezzy3172
@lionelhezzy3172 7 лет назад
even more today
@repeatrepeatrepeat
@repeatrepeatrepeat 7 лет назад
Even more today
@mike45blue
@mike45blue 6 лет назад
Fucked up that RU-vid recommended me this video after last weeks shooting....smh
@GranTruismo4head
@GranTruismo4head 3 года назад
19 years later or whenever this was done... it’s still relevant!
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 3 года назад
1999
@gregoryguerrier963
@gregoryguerrier963 Год назад
I was just thinking the same thing
@tg4106
@tg4106 2 года назад
He's a comedic genius. The goat. Can't believe will smith disrespected him like that
@rickeybishop2200
@rickeybishop2200 2 года назад
He should of respected his self an hit him back
@nicolebailey4426
@nicolebailey4426 2 года назад
You are so right he comical but he's educated that's why he is good. I felt bad for him at Oscar's and for that slap he should sue Will for millions and then on 1 year anniversary his 10 siblings should jump Will and Jada
@deviousj5868
@deviousj5868 2 года назад
He didn't disrespect Chris Rock he disrespected himself. Chris Rock will bounce back Will's life and career after might not
@nicolebailey4426
@nicolebailey4426 2 года назад
@@deviousj5868 I think at that moment Will Smith disrespected Chris Rock and he looked goofy yelling profane language out of his mouth. Who gets slapped on national TV especially a prestigious award show like the Oscar's. After age 40 you should not picking on people to fight. Will Smith should have known better
@dragonknightofamiraka3636
@dragonknightofamiraka3636 2 года назад
It was a shaming ritual you ignorant children.
@objectiveone1478
@objectiveone1478 5 лет назад
Chris Rock is perhaps one of the greatest comedians of all time!
@sarahnewcomb738
@sarahnewcomb738 Год назад
Chris is the very best....
@fcojavi2705
@fcojavi2705 3 года назад
"Did we eliminate crazy from the dictionary...?" 2021: Yes, Chris. Yes we did.
@acommon1
@acommon1 6 лет назад
Common Truth. “Whatever happened to crazy?”
@liljosh2596
@liljosh2596 6 дней назад
Sensitive times
@kps2642
@kps2642 7 лет назад
this nigga real af, his advise is still relevant today
@Synochra
@Synochra 7 лет назад
how on earth is the advise of making bullets cost 5000$ each relevant
@ineedpineapples
@ineedpineapples 7 лет назад
Synochra advise is when you tell someone a warning. Like I advise you to not piss off Cindy.
@Synochra
@Synochra 7 лет назад
Tekhartha Zenyatta no, that's just an advise implying a warning. Advise is any suggested course of action, whether in face of a threat or any kind of opportunity. He clearly suggests taking the action of raising the price of bullets to 5000$ each
@thebigpickle1674
@thebigpickle1674 7 лет назад
Advice*
@jeff050578
@jeff050578 7 лет назад
Chris Rocks comedy is losing relevance. There is a reason CR refuses to play college campuses and its because his material will offend many over-sensitive college kids. He used to play colleges all the time but the amount of triggered students became overwhelming. There are a few legendary comedians that refuse to do colleges now because society is losing its sense of humor.
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
“I wanna go to a black school where it’s safe.” Lol
@amppma7302
@amppma7302 2 года назад
this is one of the most honest and hilarious stand-up rountines. everything he said was/is so on-point. Chris Rock is comedy gold. Nothing makes you laugh harder than realizing the absurdity of truthfulness. F&^$ Will Smith, hope he has some major career set-backs due to his awful behavior at the oscars. I STAND WITH CHRIS!
@OfLaSoul
@OfLaSoul 2 года назад
Rings even more true after these mass shootings...
@amppma7302
@amppma7302 2 года назад
@@OfLaSoul couldn't agree more.
@hang_kentang6709
@hang_kentang6709 2 года назад
this "bullet control" is actually a thing in my country. private gun owners have to go through the same thing cops do and that includes checking in the spent casings and filling a form in order to buy fresh ammunition. also, if someone took your gun and was caught, you're pretty screwed, and if your gun was used to kill someone, you're really screwed.
@ib5131
@ib5131 7 лет назад
“I ain't workin' out!, I ain't joggin'!!” “You Got Pecs, I Got Tecs !!!!!!!!!”
@tonyebiere551
@tonyebiere551 3 года назад
PACS, LIKE 6 PACS
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад
@@tonyebiere551 No, PECS...like pectoral muscles. Pecs rhyme with Tecs...like a Tec-9.
@usernamechecksout
@usernamechecksout 4 года назад
Chris Rock doesn't do standup. He does funny documentaries. :-)))
@j.t.thomas1859
@j.t.thomas1859 3 года назад
YEP
@khayalethumakosi6678
@khayalethumakosi6678 3 года назад
True!!!!
@mikechialastri7777
@mikechialastri7777 2 года назад
Parents should go to jail. Agreed
@NishantGogna
@NishantGogna 7 лет назад
This is the truest most sensible solution of gun control I've ever heard.
@richardcook6505
@richardcook6505 7 лет назад
Yea, cuz nobody knows how to make homemade bullets.
@MrKimberpro
@MrKimberpro 7 лет назад
Nishant Gogna, why do you hate poor folks so much? You must not like them, since this kind of tax is the same thing as a poll tax. Put it out of reach of the poor, the minorities, etc. Yeah, great plan.
@funnyblog100
@funnyblog100 6 лет назад
Despite the fact that the average person can make a chlorine bomb by mixing cleaning chemicals you can get at any store? Mix ammonia and bleach and you have chlorine gas.
@Gary-pe4ce
@Gary-pe4ce 6 лет назад
Curtis Brown he was joking
@tenhirankei
@tenhirankei 6 лет назад
It just leads to the creation of an underground market for bullets that cost much less.
@KJT922010T
@KJT922010T 9 лет назад
Well I'm 22 so if Chris Rock ends up in an elevator with me he's safe.
@Furykidxxx
@Furykidxxx 9 лет назад
+Kevin James You sound like creep though. ))
@stever7627
@stever7627 8 лет назад
+jeFF Fury Says the guy with a creep ass jester photo. Lol
@Furykidxxx
@Furykidxxx 8 лет назад
+Stefko Lishchynsky I know, right. ))
@WeirdAl45231
@WeirdAl45231 8 лет назад
Same here... but I would ask for an autograph
@joonant1
@joonant1 7 лет назад
I'm 19 but I'm black so he'll feel safe with me too.
@L0rdjaggi
@L0rdjaggi 5 лет назад
Every special Chris Rock does still relevant to everyday life 👏🏽
@steffen89able
@steffen89able 9 лет назад
I was bullied when i was a kid and never once did i even consider doing something like that, now being a bully is shitty but being a murderer takes the cake
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 6 лет назад
When I was bullied as a kid, I got punished for trying to fight back. I can see how enough time in that sort of environment could cause someone to feel like they've got no other option besides suicide or homicide.
@MyHentaiGirl
@MyHentaiGirl 6 лет назад
@@InfernosReaper i fight a bully once, Principal call my parent and the bully parents,and they roast him and the jerk parent hard because i report to the school and they did jack shit except a warning which make them bully me more. End up moving to a better school after that cause they kick me out :D I remember my mom word : " Next time just broke his fucking nose, he won't be focus enough to fight back" My dad : "Kick him in the dick"
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 5 лет назад
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Normally, I'd call you a conspiracy nut, but that does explain why my school singled out people they thought might shoot up the place and antagonized them at every opportunity.
@aaronhumphrey2009
@aaronhumphrey2009 5 лет назад
I know of a kid that carried a .357 revolver to high school ( many years ago ) for protection. He never once took it out and threatened anyone. His dad was in law enforcement, and was concerned about the possibility of his son bring kidnapped or murdered by a criminal retaliating against him. The kids a detective now. That's gun control.
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 5 лет назад
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e I'm not sure the relevance of your question to the topic at hand. That aside, I'd imagine most people don't remember a lot of that because most of what's taught is functionally useless.
@Ace1000ks19751982
@Ace1000ks19751982 8 лет назад
This comedian is brilliant. ROFL!!!!!!!!!
@technine9770
@technine9770 6 лет назад
Ace1000ks1975 you postex this comment in 2016... why rofl...
@jaredlangley6924
@jaredlangley6924 6 лет назад
So did you...
@lewisjones411
@lewisjones411 6 лет назад
Ace1000ks1975 PARKLAND FLORIDA!VERY SAD!
@badreprint
@badreprint 6 лет назад
"This comedian". How? How in the how just HOW did you not recognize Chris Rock in 2016? Did you recently leave a separatist cult or militia? Did your country not have movies or television at the time? This will be one of life's mysteries until the day I die.
@Ninix0306
@Ninix0306 5 лет назад
@@badreprint chill
@fredokush
@fredokush 5 лет назад
“5,000 for a bullet” 🤣
@Rainfizzle
@Rainfizzle 7 лет назад
The faces he makes are hilarious. He has so much passion and attitude.
@Bravehearth
@Bravehearth 6 лет назад
10 years later shit didn't change
@dedede666
@dedede666 6 лет назад
Bravehearth Enwereji yeah...sad but true.
@benrao5565
@benrao5565 6 лет назад
He was on point long ago
@Bravehearth
@Bravehearth 6 лет назад
Vishnu Tha Supavillain Well I never heard of a black kid causing a mass shooting in his school lol
@BBQMeatski
@BBQMeatski 6 лет назад
Bravehearth Enwereji cuz blacks don't go to school
@BBQMeatski
@BBQMeatski 6 лет назад
Bravehearth Enwereji and if you can't tell I'm being sarcastic
@Faunfire
@Faunfire 5 лет назад
"Man I would blow your feckin head off. If I could afford it!" I've not laughed this hard in ages
@fromthehaven94
@fromthehaven94 2 года назад
I'm a git myself another job! I'm gonna save up some money, and you a dead man!
@sideonsid2885
@sideonsid2885 6 лет назад
This is from *Chris Rock's HBO special in 1999* . NINETEEN years ago How many school shootings has America suffered in the last 19 years since Columbine ?
@matthudsun7899
@matthudsun7899 6 лет назад
Sideon Sid 4 I think
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 6 лет назад
Depends on how you want to define it. A lot of people like to inflate the numbers by including shootings that happen *near* a school and don't have anything to do with the school When Columbine happened, we had many of those laws people keep pushing for now and they didn't do anything. They new really will do anything against people like that. Crazy finds a way. The only difference is if sane can defend itself or not.
@prisonmike8214
@prisonmike8214 6 лет назад
InfernosReaper a lot of suicides on campus get reported as school shootings as well
@gyozamoney5909
@gyozamoney5909 6 лет назад
25 i think.
@mfanafuthiinnocent5205
@mfanafuthiinnocent5205 6 лет назад
ive been asking myself that same question bra
@WolfenX4
@WolfenX4 6 лет назад
"You got Pecs, I got Techs" Classic
@anywaythewindblows8938
@anywaythewindblows8938 3 года назад
I grew up with guns in my house and was taught how to use them. I also got made fun of at school on a daily basis, but not ONCE did I go in my parent’s safe and think “Hmm..today’s a good day for a shooting!”
@2okaycola
@2okaycola 2 года назад
they did that all by themselves
@jacobsaunders1092
@jacobsaunders1092 2 года назад
Could you get into the safe?
@EternalNico1
@EternalNico1 Год назад
@@jacobsaunders1092safe? lol
@ShyGuy83
@ShyGuy83 6 лет назад
The moment you realize this is just as relevant today as it was in '99.
@BabyZacc
@BabyZacc 8 лет назад
"u got pecks I got techs" 😅😅😅😅
@ThisBeTheVerse
@ThisBeTheVerse 8 лет назад
tecs*
@BabyZacc
@BabyZacc 8 лет назад
I dont give a damn how its spelled
@ThisBeTheVerse
@ThisBeTheVerse 8 лет назад
You should because people would think that you are referring to technology not the tec-9 pistol.
@BabyZacc
@BabyZacc 8 лет назад
but idc what people think obviously
@YellowTXRose1
@YellowTXRose1 6 лет назад
Tech as in technology fits too. We all know some men fear the pecs (perceived King Kong human strength of other men) and aren’t men without their guns. The gun is the great equalizer. You got pecs I got techs. But he likely meant tecs...
@thomashester2
@thomashester2 2 года назад
“Fuck what they was watching. What happened to “crazy”? What you cant be crazy no more?” The 🐐
@syferrari
@syferrari 6 лет назад
3 on 3 with a half court lollllllll
@imwatchinberniemac
@imwatchinberniemac 3 года назад
That’s my favorite line
@tdilla4606
@tdilla4606 5 лет назад
Imagine applying for a loan at the bank to buy a bullet 🤣.
@gazebo9730
@gazebo9730 4 года назад
That would defeat the purpose of the price. I don’t think a loan on a bullet would be allowed.
@gazebo9730
@gazebo9730 3 года назад
@Mocha Mystique I was imagining it. My imagination of scenarios tends to be realistic.
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 года назад
This would have to be Black folks showing up for one...ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-l_LeJfn_qW0.html
@redemissarium
@redemissarium 2 года назад
Imagine applying a loan at the bank to buy few bullets for bank robbery 🤣🤣🤣
@ironwill6859
@ironwill6859 2 года назад
We can literally watch this every year and it will STILL REMAIN RELEVANT
@rodneyowens925
@rodneyowens925 2 года назад
It's still going on
@sandraperry6699
@sandraperry6699 Год назад
The animals at the zoo don't need to be lockup the people do
@emjay2fly
@emjay2fly 9 лет назад
I'm tired of seeing people in the comment section get mad at what comedians say. You not suppose to take anything they say seriously. It's all to make you laugh not cry.
@m.c.martin
@m.c.martin 7 лет назад
Mike Jones what if they make you laugh and cry? Lol
@louierodriguez9880
@louierodriguez9880 7 лет назад
I don't mind listening to comics talk about politics and politicians as long as the comic is an equal opportunity "offender." If they poke fun at one party they need to balance it with commenting about another party. A problem I see is that some comics go on an anti individual tirade and use comedy to offer political opinions; they, in effect, become political militants using comedy to deliver a political message. Attack one party and not the other and you lose half your audience. I enjoy listening to Chris Rock.
@motanelustelistu
@motanelustelistu 6 лет назад
+Mike Jones THERE ARE BOUNDRAIS,IDIOT.Boundries that are NOT TO BE PASSED.NOT EVEN IN JOKE,MORE SO FOR MONEY.
@motanelustelistu
@motanelustelistu 6 лет назад
+Louie Rodriguez Is a fucking frustrated little brat,a RACE based DISCRIMINATOR to the bones.
@johnnyblingg
@johnnyblingg 6 лет назад
Louie Rodriguez Lol is your post about fairness? This is the real world 😂
@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372
@andreingramakadjscrewrip7372 6 лет назад
"...You got pecs, I got Tecs!". I think Chris Rock is my new favorite comedian, y'all.
@eccentriclullaby1357
@eccentriclullaby1357 4 года назад
One of my favorite Chris Rock bits. Hilarious and brilliant. Legendary!!! 😂😂😂
@peperclipproduction
@peperclipproduction 5 лет назад
20 years later, still relevant.
@truthmatters758
@truthmatters758 2 года назад
22 years later, still relevant
@PokeMaster03
@PokeMaster03 2 года назад
@@truthmatters758 Uvalde TX brought me here
@CentralFloridaHipHop
@CentralFloridaHipHop 7 лет назад
I wanna go to a black school where it's safe 😂😆
@adorablecenturion8436
@adorablecenturion8436 5 лет назад
Worldstar Hip Hop ring any bells to you? A lot of drama at majority black schools lmao
@HH-er4qh
@HH-er4qh 5 лет назад
Michael Stratton but you guys take one chance and kill a lot of people🤣🤣🤣
@michaelstratton6701
@michaelstratton6701 5 лет назад
But your streets and neighborhoods are war zones all the time, and drug infested
@HH-er4qh
@HH-er4qh 5 лет назад
Michael Stratton did you just assumed that I’m black and what you said is not true and white people killed more people than black people
@michaelstratton6701
@michaelstratton6701 5 лет назад
@@HH-er4qh and besides white Americans have fought and died for everyone on the planet and shed more blood,and risk there lives every day, for someone else
@gerardorcastellanos950
@gerardorcastellanos950 4 года назад
One of the greatest living comedians! Thank You Chris
@adamsandlermovie9355
@adamsandlermovie9355 9 лет назад
3:10 Bullet control, 15 thou a bullet and there won't be any more innocent bystander shootings. I'm not even laughing, this is a genius idea!! Smart man!
@AdrenaLukeYT
@AdrenaLukeYT 9 лет назад
Have you ever thought that maybe not every bullet fired from a gun is intended to kill someone?
@UDontNeedTaStalkMe
@UDontNeedTaStalkMe 9 лет назад
+mrusername09 what does that have to do with what she said lol
@adamsandlermovie9355
@adamsandlermovie9355 9 лет назад
mrusername09 duh. i support guns more than most. its our right and noone should have the right to take it from us. doesn't change the fact that cops are killing unarmed beings, and the human race is kinda of violent.
@adamsandlermovie9355
@adamsandlermovie9355 8 лет назад
An zgh HELL NO i dont support guns being taken away. Lmao smh my whole family owns guns. Only reason i don't is because i KNOW i'd shoot someone
@WeirdAl45231
@WeirdAl45231 8 лет назад
Not for those who are responsible with their bullets. Like those who hunt in my family.
@rylankilmer9747
@rylankilmer9747 9 лет назад
They don't wait till three oclock either
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад
Rylan Kilmer yeah that’s the best line...
@mystickage884
@mystickage884 2 года назад
Congratulations Chris. You getting slapped at the Oscars just propelled your career. Great job.
@dinkyluvsmusic
@dinkyluvsmusic 8 лет назад
Chris for president!!!
@caprikoziol4150
@caprikoziol4150 8 лет назад
He did get elected in a movie :P
@drewhoughtaling4017
@drewhoughtaling4017 6 лет назад
"Chris for ass president" If you get the reference you're awesome
@La-familia-de-Fazio
@La-familia-de-Fazio 5 лет назад
F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e you would think they would have paid attention in high school when they elected their student council president! WTF did that clown get done in high school for the student council president!
@jyow-xe7pw
@jyow-xe7pw 3 года назад
Can't do no worse than biden.
@chrisgriffin22
@chrisgriffin22 11 лет назад
The most hilarious part of this is that usually the comedians talking about things make more sense then most serious people.
@seanhastings4432
@seanhastings4432 2 года назад
“You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.” Those words proved prophetic at the 2022 Oscars.
@kouamek.samson7626
@kouamek.samson7626 6 лет назад
I guess this is more relevant today!
@gewgulkansuhckitt9086
@gewgulkansuhckitt9086 5 лет назад
Police: "Sir, did you shoot that man twenty-seven times in the back?" Me: "If I say yes, do I get to keep the bullets?"
@mikchrungBLADES
@mikchrungBLADES Год назад
"man i will blow your fucking head off if I could afford it...." Best line ever.
@jggrimm
@jggrimm 9 лет назад
a prodigious talent with the two essential components of comedic genius: outrageous delivery and simple truth.
@VeN0m88
@VeN0m88 3 года назад
Chris Rock is legendary I dont hear enough about this performance and where he ranks amongst the best, In my book he is top 3.
@theangryamazondriver693
@theangryamazondriver693 4 года назад
11 years later and it's still funny as hell
@jrags717
@jrags717 5 лет назад
2019!!! More relevant than ever! Rip to all those who’ve died from the insane mass shootings over all these years!
@sadiasaid7555
@sadiasaid7555 5 лет назад
$5k. for a bullet it means no more innocent bystanders😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍genius.
@dangerzone5828
@dangerzone5828 5 лет назад
After what happened yesterday it should be
@stanis8431
@stanis8431 2 года назад
20 years later and this set is still relevant.
@jeffdianebald
@jeffdianebald 7 лет назад
$5,000 for a bullet! When crazy makes sense! Lol!!
@InfernosReaper
@InfernosReaper 6 лет назад
Until you actually think of how impossible it'd be to implement that because the black market would just provide bullets for way cheaper while still turning a huge profit.
@jpkclutch7780
@jpkclutch7780 5 лет назад
@@InfernosReaper yes but still less people would have bullets. You think a crazy 15 year old Is going to a really dangerous place without getting caught or robbed before that happens.
@moneygrinds4216
@moneygrinds4216 5 лет назад
@@InfernosReaper fuck off
@geobasket
@geobasket 5 лет назад
@@InfernosReaper true
@scottweber2297
@scottweber2297 5 лет назад
Yeah, because nobody will ever steal bullets. heck, they steal, razors, diapers, and everything else expensive at Walgreens.
@farragutspikes1
@farragutspikes1 6 лет назад
This has aged so well.
@niamh864
@niamh864 6 месяцев назад
"They used to get out of school at 2.30, just in case they went crazy they would only hurt other crazy kids" No matter how many times I watch this video the way he says this makes me laugh out loud every time! 😂😂😂
@nicksixer
@nicksixer 7 лет назад
"ya'll aint killing me!"
@dougyates7218
@dougyates7218 5 лет назад
Here it is, 2019 and Chris is still Rocking it!!!!! Love to you, bruh.
@JordanReedYT
@JordanReedYT 3 года назад
“ He must’ve did something“❗️🤣🤣🤣
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 4 месяца назад
... must've done*
@JordanReedYT
@JordanReedYT 4 месяца назад
@@einundsiebenziger5488 You obviously didn’t watch the video dumbass. 🤦🏾‍♂️
@ramblingrapscallion8583
@ramblingrapscallion8583 8 лет назад
"You got pecs? I got tecs!" Now I kinda wanna play GTA... EDIT: Fuck it, let's make it right: "tecs" instead of "Techs". Thanks to Haden Crack
@gb.510
@gb.510 7 лет назад
Rambling Rapscallion *tecs
@kevinpadilla3748
@kevinpadilla3748 7 лет назад
Nerd
@TheGoodfella2012
@TheGoodfella2012 5 лет назад
One of the best & memorable stand up bits OF ALL TIME!
@byronelenica8329
@byronelenica8329 4 года назад
Pure genius. This guy is a philosopher.
@btragal
@btragal Год назад
Here after Nashville shooting. Amen Chris! Huge tax on bullets, originally Daniel Patrick Moynihan's idea, makes sense.
@GBart
@GBart 11 лет назад
Common misconception that the Columbine dudes were misfits/picked on. No, they were bullies.
@seamac206
@seamac206 10 лет назад
Source?
@mysteryperson1976
@mysteryperson1976 10 лет назад
That's what they became, but originally, it's likely that they were picked on. As someone who was heavily picked on in school, I fantasized having my revenge on those that picked on me. I'm not saying that what they did was right. In fact, I think revenge is poisonous.
@GBart
@GBart 10 лет назад
seamac206 "The killings ignited a national debate over bullying, but the record now shows Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold hadn't been bullied - in fact, they had bragged in diaries about picking on freshmen and "fags."" - Greg Toppo, USA Today, 2009 "There were students at Columbine who endured truly abusive behavior from several problematic students, but Eric does not seem to have been one of them. Besides, these prominent bullies graduated the year before Eric. Thus, the attack could hardly be retaliation against these kids when they hadn’t been at the school for a year." - Peter Langman, Psychology Today 2009
@GBart
@GBart 10 лет назад
Those are the best paragraph-length snippets I could find.
@mysteryperson1976
@mysteryperson1976 10 лет назад
I guess you're right about those two. However, there have been kids who have been bullied and talked about taking a gun to school.
@wonkylogic
@wonkylogic 3 года назад
I’m crying 😭 True statements are pure comedy.
@krytodpeel1456
@krytodpeel1456 2 года назад
2002: Bullet control 2022: Palm control
@chipichipichapachapacala
@chipichipichapachapacala 5 лет назад
It's 2019 And this is still as Relevant and True as Can Be. The Bullet Idea needs to go viral.
@TheIkaraCult
@TheIkaraCult 3 года назад
Bullett Control - literally one of the best ideas any American has ever come up with
@Matthew2077
@Matthew2077 2 года назад
this has aged so perfectly
@tonnylumanyika6383
@tonnylumanyika6383 4 года назад
There's something missing at that level of parenting. The environment plays a role too. In Uganda(east africa), we grew up knowing there's a punishment for hurting other kids. Bullies would be caned (punished) by their parents in front of the entire school/class. This would break the control they have over their victims, who would now laugh off any threats made by the bullies. If the parents refused to punish the kid. The kid would be expelled. If you beat your younger brother for no GOOD reason, you'd be punished in front of him, & he'd be allowed to cane you in front of your parents. The older siblings took all the credit for the younger one's good behaviour, but they were also held accountable for bad ones too. There's a hierarchy that has to be followed. I don't know how things are done here but, I Ultimately don't understand how such violence happens. I cant relate at all. I cant begin to do so.
@thatguy-un1yy
@thatguy-un1yy 4 года назад
Lol. Dude same with my third world country. I'm the oldest brother, our parents were always busy so I've gotta look out for the young ones. Not the best thing to do to a teenager but hey that's how it was, everyone gotta learn responsibility.
@queen_of_domination
@queen_of_domination 3 года назад
Chris Rock is funny as hell! He makes me laugh even when he’s not trying to be funny! 😀😀😀😀😃
@drizzya.c8262
@drizzya.c8262 5 лет назад
2019 and this is still important 😂😂✊🏿✊🏽✊🏾
@mikem6841
@mikem6841 5 лет назад
I wish everyone would forward this video to their local congressman. This is a great idea.
@joshualocicero6799
@joshualocicero6799 4 года назад
No its not. Anyone can make bullets its not even enforceable
@jelenekoutdoors9023
@jelenekoutdoors9023 4 года назад
Yea criminals obey laws, they wouldn't steal any, get real
@ramones53rd3rd
@ramones53rd3rd 2 года назад
13 years later and this is STILL relevant.
@justatroll4282
@justatroll4282 Год назад
This is what good standup is. 15 years later, more relevant than ever 😅
@ericshin9233
@ericshin9233 3 года назад
he's a fucking genius.
@blackphillip564
@blackphillip564 4 года назад
People forget because Chappelle took off but Chris Rock was much deeper and profound. Dave is great but his silliness blunts his intelligence.
@treebeard7140
@treebeard7140 4 года назад
A comedian being silly? That's unheard of.
@ramon2008
@ramon2008 4 года назад
Those two dudes are geniuses hands down
@MaryJaneHancock
@MaryJaneHancock 2 года назад
Coming back to this routine , love the bullet control idea.
@gorgeouswales9635
@gorgeouswales9635 3 года назад
So good, so funny! Chris Rock the coolest Classic!🙌🏽
@josephfranco1495
@josephfranco1495 3 года назад
Nobody ever blames the parents the parents. They must think that they're raising saints, little angels.
@samphillips8188
@samphillips8188 3 года назад
Tons of people blamed the parents?
@theresedavis2526
@theresedavis2526 3 года назад
@@samphillips8188 If only the law would start blaming the parents and prosecuting them!
@jordanking6939
@jordanking6939 2 года назад
This is relevant 23 years later with the Buffalo Shooting and Uvalde, TX Elementary school shooting.
@drumgoisdaking
@drumgoisdaking 2 года назад
Came here for this comment
@dcold
@dcold 2 года назад
@@drumgoisdaking Me Too!!!
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