Chris Rock Stand-Up Monologue - SNL 

He acknowledged them because it was on the cue card in front of him...

Crimson King yea Chris don’t work that way bro

@@tammyforbes2101 - and you would know this from your close personal friendship with him for all these years, right? 😉👍

The best part of the show because he wrote it

100%

@ I hope you're joking. Good people of RU-vid. Educate this person.

😂😂😂I WAS JUST THINKING NOTHING ABOUT HIS FACE CAN BE CHANGED BUT HIS FACE WONT CHANGE TILL its FACED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@comedianpottymouth That. Is. Perfect.

Obama's endorsement = ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-pTtABxyqIUk.html

This was the only good thing to come of his speech. I assume he’s talking about BLM and Antifa

That slap gave him a hugh boost in his career so it was worth

Unrelated? 5 HBO Specials, Multiple Grammys/Emmys, Black. STHU

@@derrickdicaprio ikr! HOW is he underrated? This guy must live under a rock...

@@SangriaDracul A CHRIS rock. 🤭

👏🏽

Yea all of the twerking tik tok videos they made were courageous

Grazie!!!🙏Namaste!!!

I like that you included the emoji colored hand 🤣

To bad the libs want to defund them and rarely show them any respect lately.

He's a legend?????

Mary Budd he started on SNL in 1990 so yea he’s been a successful comedian for 30 years so I’d say he’s a legend.

@@marybudd906 yeah, yeah he is. Woo

Spirit Humble his comedy is brilliant

Lori Black ????

Rock didn’t even know she had a condition, he thought she just did it as a fashion choice like most of us

No, actually most women don't go bald. Not defending Will Smith's actions but you are being willfully stupid if you dismiss Alopecia as just "hair loss"

The Smiths are just super weird people. That's all there is to it.

@@sayitloudblcknproud The entire family is whacked, I still couldn't tell which one is Jaden and which one is Willow.

Not everyone has alopecia smart guy. There's a fine line between a joke and an insult

😀

That made me lol 😂

It really should 🥰🤎🤎

🤣🤣🤣

everything that is faced cannot be changed, but nothing can be changed until it's faced

He is overated.

Not really wanting to go against the grain with anything here. All safe with this audience

He not relevant any more. I’m sick of comedians using the stage for their political views... I watch comedy to laugh and forget about real life.

@@marybudd906 your face is overrated. maybe you're on the wrong channel

Ya damn right

But it's the commoners who vote them in.

Only if you've never thought about it like that before. Most people in countries with an actual democracy look at the US thinking: "Where's this freedom they claim they let their kids die for? What a sh*thole country!"

UkeliDokeli United States is a Republic don’t forget, and wouldn’t live anywhere else

@@barryfaulkner8746 Sounds to me like one of many US citizens who's never been out of the US before and has no idea how much better life could be... Especially when you get cancer or something... No lifetime of debt! Imagine that! But ohwell whatever you prefer I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️ stupid is as stupid does

Lol

yeah... he's not funny

I didn't realize... wow.

@Colt Helleis wydm

@Meghan B. Smith don't have to be rude

I never got a paycheck from a poor person. When rich people get richer it trickles down to the rest of us . When rich people get tapped for more taxes , they don't pay it. They leave the country taking my job with them.

@@ronsheppard9895 they’ve been feeding us that “trickle down “ bullshit for years and we keep swallowing it, but in fact the rich move the money they save on taxes overseas to pay 3rd-world workers crap wages and hoard their profits in tax havens. Meanwhile the trickle has slowed to a drizzle and the middle class is disappearing in the great US of A

if poor people were making the decisions the whole country would end up like LA rn. Homeless people everywhere and anarchy. Bill Burr's monologue was way better.

When he said that I immediately thought of Nancy Pelosi and her stalling of Covid relief but now raised the asking price by a trillion.2.

@@ronsheppard9895 Trickle down economics or as I call it Golden Shower Economics.

“ I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do!”--James Baldwin

Indeed he did !!

Since we've been on COVID lockdown I researched Baldwin's videos and his debate about racism from the early 1960's was incredible.

@@xoxxobob61 it's sad just how relevant that message was 60 years ago! 🤯

@@Alr1ghtyThen Sadly some things never change.........

Remember when he said, we don't need to regulate guns, just make each bullet cost $1 million dollars. It would stop drive by shootings.

I've felt that way for a long time. "Insurance is just in case shit"

@nick smith you're the one calling Chris rock dumb, so take it up with him.

@nick smith its a JOKE you non humor having buffoon

LoL 🤣

Yea lavell Crawford as well 😂

I'm glad youtube keeps sending me James Baldwin videos. Straight shooter.

@Eli Empire he ends his monologue with the Baldwin quote

My favorite stng character.

Gawd, I miss the 90s.

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I cant believe he's talking about rage's return. That's awesome.

You are absolutely right. That was brilliant!

Agreed the James Baldwin quote was the nail in the coffin. Intentional

The constitution is the reason he has had the opportunity to be in his career and get paid millions of dollars the Baldwin quote doesn't apply to his thought it would if he was actually speaking truth.

@@Giveitallyougot If it weren't for the Constitution being changed, He'd be a slave right now, so not sure that would happen

@@Giveitallyougot James Baldwin spoke truth to power his entire life. He would be so proud right now.

That was fearless takes ball to tell the truth Kanye West yelling the truth in a,world full of lies

What? Squeaky stuttering and incomplete sentences? You like that?

Dude is not intelligent or funny.

You mean intelligent and funny

✌🤟🤘 so cool it was cooler then cool so radical man....

Yes!!! He would have made the debate funny and interesting. I bet the number of reviews would have shot up like a rocket.

They picked the wrong chris

Samuel L. Jackson volunteered...

Hell yeah ! Times up ! Shut the EFF Up !

I have thought about this incessantly and, no joke, the best person to moderate the debates would be Ru Paul. Seriously.

if it is so thought provoking, why is there an entire comment section here without a single original thought being produced?

Or George Carlin

@@axollot Chris Rock is no George Carlin by a long shot.

He and Chapelle are the best monologues, because they throw in hard truths that others would be afraid to say. But they can get away with it

If your statement is true for you, then, you need to get out of your parents' basement more. Chris Rock's monologue was what every political "leftie" has been saying about President Trump since Jan. 20, 2017 - nothing new, nor profound, at all.

Powerful.

“This is like snorting crack at Don Cheadle’s house.” -dunk

Nicely said!

Valerie Hopkins thanks Valerie

Thank you for that explanation

My brain is telling me (never listen to my brain, I don't) that there's a myth about daylight savings time. I'm hoping you speak the truth. If so fascinating.

But wait why not Friday or Thursday or..

@@DARWINZOO Friday is for happy hour. And Amateur Partiers. Thursday is for the Professional Partiers.

So you're telling me america long ago respected the peoples right to vote but gov. Greg Abbott won't in 2020

Me!

Be my guest and amend the constitution.

every elected position in the country from local all the way up. one tenet of anarchy i agree with is leaders need to earn the right to lead every day.

@@Koyasi78 Too bad no one is elected to the Supreme Court.

Will have to agree about the 4 years. It should be 2 years with re-evaluation and then VP takes over the rest of the 2 years and pres demoted to VP 😂

lol

Sadly

not biden lol

@@mariapena616 sadly for you cause you're not American.

Obama was proof of that!

There's also the part where you need to convince enough people to sway the electoral college to get the job

Midas Snap Sound like a temple,

Well, there is no sensible way to read and vote on bills when they’re 800 pages long and have a thousand laws not related to the name of the bill in them.

Midas Snap unfortunately you are correct. Money is power no matter which way you look at it.

@@Reliquancy Corruption is deep, that's not disputed but more money always ramps up the corruption to higher levels. It's never been this corrupt all the way to the top, nor has it ever cost more to compete budget-wise in elections. Politicians don't fear us they fear not getting enough money to compete in the next election. Keeping the world's greatest jobs is plenty of motivation to take the money and they do.

I remember that report very well. And, as an unfortunate person who works in DC with a few political attorneys, I can tell you it is still very true. Many in congress don't do shit but beg for more money.

The one I heard elsewhere was "No one who can do the job of President wants the job."

wOw sUcH a DeEp qUoTe mAn sO tHoUgHt pRoVoKiNg

@@MooMoo69556 There's a clip from QI "Quite Interesting" that asked how many US Presidents there were, and it turns out that there were a few before George Washington. It was an unpaid job by volunteers for some time, and it took about 120 years before it had a retirement plan. Being President of the USA ages people (see how grey Barack Obama's hair got), and that's why smart people do it only out of a sense of responsibility

@@MooMoo69556 The book has been sitting in my library for years... Never sparked my interest 😅

Adore this book and all 4 of the trilogy. Brilliant.

That’s why I’m not voting this year

That is a PERFECT analogy! I just had flashbacks tho

Michelle Sandoval you’re screwing yourself

Boy go git that switch!

@@LinkinParkLover2012 So said the suburban women in 2016 who found Ms. Clinton so distasteful that they enabled Mr. Trump's election.

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

@@O_OCHUNGUS you can sleep now in the fire

livelove &laugh To much 🤭

Yes, term limits!

Except it’s the Senate and the House, not the Senate and the Congress

The Senate gets to keep their job for six years no matter what. Many appointed Judges get to keep their job for life no matter what. In professional sports people get signed to 4+ year deals with guaranteed money no matter the performance.

Take a bottle of Xanax....

Deborah, you’re right about trump, but it’s been more or less true of most presidents in particular and politicians in general. Trump is not breaking new ground except maybe in exposure.

So your voting for Biden? A known liar through out his 47 years, has done nothing except trying to put Black people in jail and keeps Black kids out of schools because he doesnt want his kids in a 'racial jungle', a dementia patient that hides in his basement. Won't answer questions from reporters but will talk to Cardi B. And will step down and let Harris be President. Okuurr!

Ah hell, the whole senate on both sides would be out of a job. The one thing that should be mandatory to become Commander in Chief, is military experience! A minimum of two years in any branch of the military should be required. We are the only country that does not do this..

🤣

He went to a party dude.

IM SCREAMING 💀💀

Nope. There's this woman named Kaitlyn Bennet (That's not how you spell her name) that has a shirt that reads: "Trump is my King". So, like, I don't think she wants term limits

yes. for presidents AND CONGRESS

@@vincentleone4959 there are clear term limits for the President, man.

@@yourbigheadcousin5434 no one said there weren't

@@vincentleone4959 "for presidents AND CONGRESS"

Yep. And yet there are still people who think term limits are a bad idea.

Are you kidding me?! Barack and Michelle acted and were treated like king and queen to the nth degree.

Emperor and Empress

@@lseger62 But they had to leave, didn't they? So should Senators and Congresspeople.

@@lseger62 They were treated as they treated the American people. They EARNED our trust and respect.

Like nurses, doctors, child care providers, teachers, agricultural and supermarket workers, truck drivers, and other key players that hold up our nation don't deserve recognition?

@@amywalker7515 Yes, Karen, that's right, the message definitely is "....and those other front-line jobs are NOT to be valued"

@@amywalker7515 They do not get tested everyday or every week

First responders have the highest rate of getting COVID-19 they don't know how to stay any safer but are heroes because they don't go running scared from their jobs KNOWING they will catch COVID.

Ur right! Good point!

We need to fracture the two-party system. Get rid of the polarization.

Dobbys Boggart well then stop blm taking funds from china thats trying to undermine usa politics. Radical lefts are so brainwashed by ccp

오동통 ... stop... you talking people taking money and you bring up blm you must be blind lol

Geron Fletcher go to black futures lab and look up how its funded. I aint blind just showing how foreign state is messing with American politics.

오동통 stfu

The college got it right this time.

@@davidflannery7848 time will tell about decisions made legally and/or illegally. America is made weak by what has transpired in this election.

Was lookin for this comment

The truth is subjective now, unfortunately. Watch "The Social Dilemma" documentary on Netflix if you havent already.

BongoMunkey kappy mention him in that link video...🌭🍕🐰

How ya doin playa?

@@fatnate28 😎😂

That wasn't planned, just a Chance encounter.

If he ever does put his entire family on , I would pay to see that.

When he met Cecil that was the best Family Fued ever. The only thing that could top that is if Cecil hosted the Fued for one ep to follow in his fathers shiny shoe foot steps. "The shinier the better".

American hero.

Changing our American laws, system and constitution makes sense? You know what makes sense. Get rid of these libs and socialists democrats who hate this country and ship them to 3rd world countries who also hate this country and want to deatroy it. That makes sense.

To answer Chris' question, the reason why Election Day is on a Tuesday in November is because when the country started there were very few places where rural Americans could vote so it could take a day to travel by horse and carriage to vote. But, many colonists who were very Christian weren't going to travel on a Sunday, so Election Day was held on the 1st Tuesday in November so it would be a date everyone could remember. And, since originally the President got sworn in in March instead of January, it gave the state's 4 full months to count every vote and let the state government know the final results, while today results can be determined within a day and the President gets sworn in 10 weeks after Election Day.

Ha ha ha troll. Filibuster much?

Oreste Torres lmao if you think our laws, system and constitution don’t need to be changed, then you’re obviously too old or too ignorant to understand the flaws in all 3 three of those things. Imagine following something so anachronistic and believing it fits perfectly with today’s society. Why does everything else in our life get updated but when it comes to the rules of how our country operates, we gotta leave it in the dark ages? The point is progress, not regress.

His best stuff was when he first came out, tf you on

Chris is the SHIT 🔥🔥🔥 you must be on CRACK...

@@AR_112 😝😝😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂😂

His social commentary has always been razor sharp

Fukn A-right.

and nobody wants to acknowledge who is actually responsible for that... orange man bad...

@@daveyjones5702 A) Almost every Dem says that. B) Yet: do you Seriously think Trump is Responsible for the coronavirus epidemic??!! "Orange man bad" is pretty simplistic and requires no thought.

@@cockeyedoptimista uh yeah that should have been in quote marks. lol. actually i was thinking of the dem politicians pushing these retarded measures and letting antifa/blm/nambla(isis) burn down their cities. my point is that: this is why currently comics are no longer funny; they are disconnected from the reality they are trying to make fun of and either end up missing the mark completely or pussyfooting around the elephant in the room they should have been putting the spotlight on.

David F. Connor dammit! Good one

David F. Connor - actually, we forgot about, we the people.

.....to busy being “me the people”.....ykw!

Wait....what we watched that night wasn't a parody????......damn.....

Right😂😂

Same.

It sucked.

Lol me too!

News: "President Trump has COVID." Rochelle: "Oh my god, I'll go get the robutussin!"

Yes!!! Place that on t-shirt TRUMP put Tussin on it instead of hydroxyzine chloroquine!!!!

Lol

Dude, you win the internets! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boy, let that TUSSIN get in there...!

Yes.

Speaking truth to power in his environment, surrounded by Democrats, would be to tell them that the Democrat Party screwed over Bernie Sanders again and that the people that vote should be the ones that actually care about politics. On top of that, he could have told the truth to his audience that the reason the populace is pretty ignorant regarding politics is because they would rather watch garbage entertainment that dulls the mind. No, he wasn't speaking truth to power. He was just speaking in empty platitudes and without any insight as to why someone like President Trump was able to win in the first place. He didn't win because of racism. He didn't win by having support from the media, the entertainment industry, or the super rich. He won because millions of Americans were tired of establishment politicians winning every time. Last election was Clinton. Now it's Biden. He is another fool that Chris Rock would label a duke that has been in government for 47 years. If Chris Rock truly wants term limits, then the term limit for Joe Biden should be over by now. After President Trump wins a second term, that'll be the end for him politically. His remaining legacy will be the people he put in the courts but even those appointments will eventually fade. Truth to power would be telling the audience that President Trump is not that bad.

What did he punch?

@@brace110 Morons like you and Trump.

Michael Allen i hate trump, doesn’t mean chris rock isn’t annoying

CHUCH ain't on a TOOOOSday!

He's had that lisp forever. lol

And Dave Chappelle too...

Only since George Carlin died.

ONE OF the greatest, def not THE greatest.

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️

He's got nothing on Carlin, tho...

I know, right? When I was like 10 years old I thought it was really cool that anybody could become president as long as you were 35 years old. But in reality, people need some form of knowledge regarding government. That’s helpful.

So run for President if it's so easy?

@@nickrekietalaw2107 If I was multimillionaire, I could.

Founding fathers are rolling in their graves right now with people trying to limit who can be president.

iron man Please,the founding fathers have been rolling in their graves for far worse things than that.Wanting experience in a president is something all of them would have wanted.

That's what I was thinking when I watched this on tv

lmao They're so close together it's almost comical.

So who got tested? Did the ppl wearing masks get tested? If so, why are they wearing masks? Why aren’t the entertainers wearing masks? Also, the President tested negative for Covid before the debate and like next day was sick anyhow. I dunno...I’m not sure how safe this is.

They're first responders, they get exposed every day. That's probably why they were chosen.

the studio is way smaller than you might think it is

As long as you're 35 or older and born on U.S. soil...YES

Come on now , if you think anyone can be president you just don’t know what’s happening

Not everyone can take a stock market at all time high, and waiting to correct itself, and double it even as Fed raised rates after trump won. Sure AOC and Chris rock can get elected too. Democrats even elected Sep 11 terrorists

Trump's dumb ass won, anyone can be president. 😂

This is some real gangster shit because billions of dollars are involved and that’s why it rigged these are actors like Ronald Reagan was or media monsters like Donald Trump . Do you know CA has only been ran be a few families in its existence ? wake up kids it may get really real