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Gary Delaney One-liners in Dublin 2010. Dave's One Night Stand plus the deleted jokes. 

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This was my first proper telly slot back in 2010. Unless you count Paramount's rather filthy Comedy Blue which sadly seems to have been memory holed. It's stuff from my first Edinburgh show, which later became my first tour. Most of these jokes I later recycled on Mock the Week and then Live at the Apollo as those shows reach a much bigger audience. I'm still deadpan-ish in this clip.
I'll keep on digging out new stuff and adding it to this account, including some stuff that's never been on TV. Subscribe if you fancy, or not, you do you.
I'm on tour with a new show in 2021 and 2022 and hopefully after that. Tickets are at www.garydelaney.com
I've got a joke book out called Pundamentalist if you like that sort of thing. It's got 1000 jokes in it.
I'm also on Twitter @GaryDelaney , Instagram and Facebook @garydelaneycomedian and post a joke a day.

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Комментарии : 172   
@Porthos240
@Porthos240 2 года назад
Even his recycled ones still make me smile.
@mercurion1000
@mercurion1000 Год назад
He can never finish the clean slate joke without laughing!
@unctyler9407
@unctyler9407 2 года назад
Still number ONE of the one liners !In a bad time of life.....A big thank you for giving us all a laugh! Thank You
@robertwagstaff3319
@robertwagstaff3319 3 года назад
The Wind in the Willows joke is one of the best things I’ve heard in a long time 😂 love this man!
@smith077906
@smith077906 2 года назад
Didn't get it? 😪😭
@MattWillisVideoProductions2023
@MattWillisVideoProductions2023 7 месяцев назад
@@smith077906 really? "Towed home" as in broken down.. and Toad was a character in wind and the willows.
@caseypage7856
@caseypage7856 Месяц назад
I laughed my head off at that one
@robertmiller3750
@robertmiller3750 Год назад
He's just hilarious and very clever ! Top comic 😀😀😀👍
@Giordifer
@Giordifer 3 года назад
These jokes never get old
@tobyhart8515
@tobyhart8515 3 года назад
They do though. In this case 11 years.
@steveashall2835
@steveashall2835 3 года назад
I agree, get some more material Gary
@14rnr
@14rnr 6 месяцев назад
Absolute genius.
@colinevans7134
@colinevans7134 Год назад
Pure class and brilliantly done, first class stand up comedy at its best, loved it
@colincampbell616
@colincampbell616 2 года назад
Just absolute classic comedy, fantastic Gary..
@haydenwayne3710
@haydenwayne3710 2 года назад
Genuinely really funny...and refreshing!
@The_Mad_King
@The_Mad_King 3 года назад
I heard some of these while working at the residence of the Princess Monaco of Kent 🥸🍻
@MarkTheMorose
@MarkTheMorose 3 года назад
MTW squad!
@dioandgomezthenavyburglars5596
@dioandgomezthenavyburglars5596 2 года назад
Eww the royals are a dirty bunch
@ianbell7342
@ianbell7342 3 месяца назад
the best . love that man
@donb3557
@donb3557 3 года назад
The time and effort it must take to come up with these jokes has not been wasted. Funniest guy since Jimmy Carr.
@scottsoul64
@scottsoul64 3 года назад
Really!, you need to go on You Tube a bit more
@robertscott6198
@robertscott6198 3 года назад
Jimmy carr is about as funny as james corden.you need to get out more mate.they are not even in the same ball park as gary.
@darrendoyle1780
@darrendoyle1780 2 года назад
Jimmy Carr is NOT FUNNY!!!! This man pisses all over him. Trust me 😁
@cantfindafeckinid
@cantfindafeckinid Год назад
​@@robertscott6198 you do realise that Gary ghostwrites a lot of joke for Jimmy don't you🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣
@queenbee2371
@queenbee2371 Год назад
Gary is WAY funnier than Jimmy Carr. Saw him recently and won't bother again.
@johndarwood209
@johndarwood209 2 года назад
Why have i not seen you before now, my sides are hurting from laughing, absolute genius. Ive just booked tickets to your shows in Scunny and Barton next year, can't wait
@jrgboy
@jrgboy 2 года назад
He is Sarah Millican's husband...
@EleanorPeterson
@EleanorPeterson 3 года назад
Yay, it's Mr Millican! Hang on to him, Sarah - it's not easy to find a man who can deliver hour after hour of great stand-up without resorting to those little blue pills... ;-)
@itookallthenames
@itookallthenames 3 года назад
That would be the funniest porn video ever
@arejetko
@arejetko 2 месяца назад
This guy is brilliant!
@LXWLESS
@LXWLESS 3 года назад
You're honestly my favourite comedian!
@anncarroll2204
@anncarroll2204 2 года назад
He is such a clever man and very funny
@anncarroll2204
@anncarroll2204 2 года назад
So is his missus Sarah is my fave ! Get to see her in October. Happy days.
@jellooowith3os
@jellooowith3os 3 года назад
My kidneys are hurting. Hilarious 🤣 nice one Gary. 👍
@mehdiachouri
@mehdiachouri 3 года назад
I'm definitely getting a ticket next time he's in Dublin.
@criticalfxck13
@criticalfxck13 Год назад
Thank god he reuses the jokes otherwise id never remember when i need em
@damien1351
@damien1351 3 года назад
Brilliant,enjoyed that.
@raxtafari7750
@raxtafari7750 2 года назад
Awesome everytime.
@mikewheeleractor
@mikewheeleractor 3 года назад
Great stuff Gary.
@Sako85
@Sako85 4 месяца назад
Gary is always a class act, coupled with his other half Sarah Millican they are currently the best two comedians.
@jimbrown5552
@jimbrown5552 Месяц назад
Thanks again for sharing
@joecorr1853
@joecorr1853 2 года назад
His jokes are awesomely funny. Great writer.
@paulnorris6253
@paulnorris6253 7 месяцев назад
Very funny fella
@philippaine
@philippaine 3 года назад
The Master.
@natureisallpowerful
@natureisallpowerful 2 года назад
The malcolm x one though 🤣🤣
@541raymond
@541raymond 3 года назад
this guy is hilarious
@boobsthechemist2067
@boobsthechemist2067 3 года назад
Absolutely love this guy 😀👌 hilarious 😂
@stephenchristian6231
@stephenchristian6231 3 года назад
Excellent
@thegraciefighter102
@thegraciefighter102 Год назад
My favourite comedian after Michael McIntyre
@myoldmate
@myoldmate 11 месяцев назад
Really? Personally, I find Michael extremely irritating.
@peterlarkin762
@peterlarkin762 7 месяцев назад
McIntyre is not human, let alone a comedian.
@briancox1124
@briancox1124 2 года назад
just wanted to say great humor and keep up the great work you do.
@steveprior6856
@steveprior6856 2 года назад
Brill !!!!!!!!! .... !!!!! 👏👏👏
@paulmurray362
@paulmurray362 10 месяцев назад
After watching you in Dublin your getting better just claim down we could be best mate's please get in the back of my taxi in Brighton and Hove me and you my god please help me bring my TV show the Cosmopolitan cab driver I will make you laugh so much you're rib's will break ❤❤ please xx🎉
@bigshoes5228
@bigshoes5228 3 года назад
Great comedian
@khalidamajoud4114
@khalidamajoud4114 2 года назад
A master!
@carlsaunders8395
@carlsaunders8395 Год назад
This guy us hilarious
@SidneyBroadshead
@SidneyBroadshead Год назад
*_Dave's One Night Stand_* (S3, Ep1) Comedians: Ardal O'Hanlon, Gary Delaney, Josie Long. Venue: Olympia Theatre, Dublin.
@shmookins
@shmookins 3 года назад
Very, very cleaver. I love this style of comedy and I think it is the hardest to do because there are no fillers or down time. I have a feeling Steven Wright loves your jokes. :)
@bertsmith7013
@bertsmith7013 3 года назад
What has a joke got to do with a small knife?.
@1jimmy534
@1jimmy534 3 года назад
@MichaelKingsfordGray are you unwell?
@shmookins
@shmookins 3 года назад
@@bertsmith7013 lol. I ALAWAYS make that mistake! XD. I'll leave it uncorrected so I can learn from it. :)
@biggusdickus5986
@biggusdickus5986 10 месяцев назад
​@@bertsmith7013a cleavers quite a large knife 😂
@VideoNarstee
@VideoNarstee 3 года назад
Love your work Gary!
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 3 года назад
Well bless you.
@tobyhart8515
@tobyhart8515 3 года назад
Getting a message reply from a celebrity is not to be sneezed at.
@BlazeShorts820
@BlazeShorts820 3 года назад
i've got tickets for Gary's new show next year and fingers crossed have his book for christmas!
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 3 года назад
Thanks and good luck.
@BlazeShorts820
@BlazeShorts820 3 года назад
I can now confirm I did get 'pundamentalist' for Christmas. Lots of excellent jokes, although making sure to check before I tell them to people when my kids are in the room lol
@tobyhart8515
@tobyhart8515 3 года назад
I had turkey for Christmas. More digestible than the book. I plan to see Edward Scissorhands The musical this year, fingers crossed.
@panchopuskas1
@panchopuskas1 3 года назад
Excellent....
@tobyhart8515
@tobyhart8515 3 года назад
And...
@andrewlambert4934
@andrewlambert4934 2 года назад
One routine.... same for last 15 years
@thegraciefighter102
@thegraciefighter102 Год назад
And still great
@mikegrigg11
@mikegrigg11 Год назад
Brilliant !!
@bigtone1348
@bigtone1348 3 года назад
The Best
@creativegoth
@creativegoth 2 года назад
Very clever..
@paulbriody297
@paulbriody297 2 года назад
Fantastic!
@steerpike50
@steerpike50 Год назад
Top Turn
@yourgodsisspeakingtoyouher4284
@yourgodsisspeakingtoyouher4284 4 месяца назад
Also watch Brian Kiley
@hebejeebies2452
@hebejeebies2452 2 года назад
Chocolate bar joke reminds me of Mitch headburg
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 3 года назад
As an american I can understand and appreciate the canada joke
@tobyhart8515
@tobyhart8515 3 года назад
It's borderline racist.
@tobyhart8515
@tobyhart8515 3 года назад
@rian marky Icebreaker
@lorenyoung791
@lorenyoung791 Год назад
@hey_its_my_favorite: Yep, I got a laugh out of that too. Appreciated his footnote about an Englishman telling that joke in Ireland. Listened on; enjoyed the one about the Israeli flatmate & the junk mail addressed to "the occupier." Again - Englishman in Ireland!
@klaasvaak8009
@klaasvaak8009 Год назад
woooo!
@kevinellis7877
@kevinellis7877 3 года назад
Very good 😊
@dermotcleary9401
@dermotcleary9401 2 года назад
Very I
@AvengingSyndrome
@AvengingSyndrome 3 года назад
I must be really dumb. I’ve heard the Uri Geller joke many times and I still don’t get it. Any help?
@NormanJR18
@NormanJR18 3 года назад
Uri Geller is a psychic whose claim to fame is bending spoons as well as other forms of cutlery (Knives,forks,etc.). That should help a little.
@NeonXXP
@NeonXXP 3 года назад
I tried to set up an erectile dysfunction support group, but no one came. So, the next week I set up two meetings. One for nymphomaniacs followed by one for premature ejaculators. Unfortunately, some the last group came too early.
@bbctvlicensing6181
@bbctvlicensing6181 3 года назад
I'm doing a sponsored vv@nk for the local childrens hospice. I know what your thinking. It's digusting, how could he? But, just thinking of those kids faces keeps me going!!
@Spandau-Filet
@Spandau-Filet Год назад
Have to ask… What about that Uri Geller gag..?
@md61211
@md61211 5 месяцев назад
Look at the comment right above yours
@69mosshead
@69mosshead 3 года назад
See video, add like, simple.
@jamiegeddes1840
@jamiegeddes1840 3 года назад
Hilarious as usual. I’m not a huge fan of subtitles tho, I think it sometimes ruins the punchline a bit. Still fucking funny tbf
@patmccaffery1543
@patmccaffery1543 3 года назад
This happens in all his videos. What I do is cover the bottom of my laptop with a rolled up tea towel.
@josephsamalis8727
@josephsamalis8727 2 года назад
But at least you can understand the limey.
@georgeknox1822
@georgeknox1822 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nightrider1954
@nightrider1954 2 года назад
Does he ever make it to the Left side of the pond????? (to the USA?)
@christinafinucane2738
@christinafinucane2738 3 года назад
kiddy yuppp
@orourkeda
@orourkeda 3 года назад
The Olympia. My word.
@iamdb1990
@iamdb1990 3 года назад
2010... I feel old, I thought this was like 2017...
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 3 года назад
Nope. Sorry.
@tobyhart8515
@tobyhart8515 3 года назад
You aren't old, you're outdated. This is 2021.
@tutnallman
@tutnallman Месяц назад
Groan- he is a good oldfashioned gag smith...
@joshualeonpearl3724
@joshualeonpearl3724 Год назад
Can you explain the Uri Geller joke?
@notused.
@notused. Год назад
Doesn't he bend spoons, so he couldn't be stabbed. The knife would bend lol
@gwae48
@gwae48 3 месяца назад
URI BENT FORKS, MAKING THEM USELESS.
@joshualeonpearl3724
@joshualeonpearl3724 3 месяца назад
@@gwae48 Thank you.
@ftbhoy
@ftbhoy 3 года назад
He's too fast 😂
@EvilSean62
@EvilSean62 2 года назад
thats what she...?
@frankhooper7871
@frankhooper7871 Год назад
You're listening too slow.
@alysonshorthouse8858
@alysonshorthouse8858 2 года назад
Did I see The Internet's Hank Green at about 4:05?
@Banquet42
@Banquet42 2 года назад
Definitely looks like him.
@bkm6175
@bkm6175 2 года назад
Gary is good I like his wife more
@MichaelCravith
@MichaelCravith 2 года назад
So, did you ever get those free chickens that Nando's promised you?
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 2 года назад
No I bloody didn’t
@carloscasillero4422
@carloscasillero4422 3 года назад
If they ever make a Richard Griffiths bio pic?! Just saying
@billpearl1162
@billpearl1162 2 года назад
Charlie Chaplin
@joshua6244
@joshua6244 Год назад
What is the punchline of the joke about trying for a baby and the mother in law agreeing to help out? I can't hear it. Thanks.
@paulroyds9811
@paulroyds9811 7 месяцев назад
"Just 'till I get hard" I think he said...
@toonmag50
@toonmag50 3 года назад
Mentioning Lord haw haw, in Dublin, so discreetly,they didn't notice.
@tobyhart8515
@tobyhart8515 3 года назад
Yeah one doesn't want to broadcast it overtly. Such a turn off.
@toonmag50
@toonmag50 3 года назад
@rian marky having Irish parents and holding an Irish passport doesn't count with you? I'm sure you're just chomping on the bit, waiting for a reply,so you can blow me away with a verbatim recital of the bollocks on Wikipedia . Come on then, what have you got? I bet it's something manipulative using 1.religion 2.the NI border 3. Pre 1926 Ireland. 4. A combination of the above.
@toonmag50
@toonmag50 3 года назад
@rian marky oh you've woken up. As I thought,see above, it's the no 1 choice. Religion. What a surprise.
@toonmag50
@toonmag50 3 года назад
@rian marky sorry my mistake Religion and politics. He was Irish, I understand that the Irish government were asked to intervene at Joyce's trail. Irish but not quite the same as you eh ?
@toonmag50
@toonmag50 3 года назад
@rian marky Galway Joyce had a history of using forged documents, including British, and Danish. One thing for certain, he had an Irish passport. You deny him because of his politics and probably due to him having one parent whose interpretation of Christianity doesn't comply with yours. Galway Joyce, Lord Haw Haw was Irish whether you like it or not. The R of Ireland remaining neutral will be the next thing you'll deny . Anyway, the ROI as a result of the war and subsequent years have a good friend in Germany,so I'm sure your future is rosey.
@gbwildlifeuk8269
@gbwildlifeuk8269 11 месяцев назад
Watch a vid from a different venue, as he repeats the same jokes!
@JP_TaVeryMuch
@JP_TaVeryMuch 2 месяца назад
It's the same for them all.
@EvilSean62
@EvilSean62 2 года назад
more of this less of other things
@dhenderson1810
@dhenderson1810 Год назад
Why can I not turn off the captions?
@JP_TaVeryMuch
@JP_TaVeryMuch 2 месяца назад
They're not the usual crap auto generated ones.
@stephenmason5682
@stephenmason5682 2 месяца назад
He's got to be the new Ken Dodd?
@tezdiz9133
@tezdiz9133 3 года назад
NEEDS SOME NEW MATERIAL
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 3 года назад
Try this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-S1HO6wMGJL8.html
@craigmathews6836
@craigmathews6836 2 года назад
Same jokes different location. 🤪 why waste your money? Just keep the DVD you bought in the early 90's
@artadams424
@artadams424 Год назад
I guess you have to be there. Or I’ve truly lost my sense of ?humor? …
@apocalypticdaze2139
@apocalypticdaze2139 Год назад
Don't think you had one..
@seangaskin7608
@seangaskin7608 2 года назад
Great jokes, but they’re just the same ones over & over again! Gary Delaney, I love your style of comedy, but you really do need to keep writing new material rather than repeat your same jokes at every show you do……PLEASE!
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 2 года назад
Jokes on each tour show never repeat. Jokes on TV sets do as they were recorded for different audiences. Watch the full shows in order to avoid repetition or watch the playlists of jokes not use in the sets. Algos will always show you the same ones.
@valuetraveler2026
@valuetraveler2026 Год назад
Nice Israeli joke
@terryblankley5109
@terryblankley5109 2 года назад
Jokes hmmmm same old same old got any new stuff
@gunit9345
@gunit9345 2 года назад
Same jokes in all his gigs. Boring man
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-S1HO6wMGJL8.html
@biggusdickus5986
@biggusdickus5986 10 месяцев назад
Nobody made you watch them!
@josephsamalis8727
@josephsamalis8727 2 года назад
He needs new material. The same old one liners all the time is getting dull.
@GaryDelaneyComedian
@GaryDelaneyComedian 2 года назад
You won’t find new material on a video of a tv spot from 12 years ago. Have a look at the clips of stuff that was never on tv or watch the full specials of old tours or live shows of new tours.
@gregc7699
@gregc7699 Год назад
I hate when comedians are to lazy to come up with new material so keep recycling the same jokes over and over
@biggusdickus5986
@biggusdickus5986 10 месяцев назад
Its just youtube playing the same clips,, no reflection on Gary who always has fresh material for a tour.
@Turzik
@Turzik 8 месяцев назад
Well, most people who visit pop-rock concerts know the songs by heart... But they still go and pay 100+ euros/dollars for their ticket :)
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