Christian Anime Girl ~ Ghost Stories 

She probably read the Bible in preparation

@@MurasaHinotheKigKing She's actually an ex-Christian Atheist.

@@SergeantExtreme omg that's perfect....

Lmao she turned Atheist after voicing this

@@MurasaHinotheKigKing She did. There's a video on youtube where she talks about the show. C:

*NO, I'M JEWISH*

@@vhallis Momoko: *_"I just want to make sure that you're saved. I am & ever since I was saved, I've had the gifts & I can sense this place is haunted. As a matter of fact I feel a very strong sense of evil right now, just around the corner..."_*

NO

Hailey Wiscott I have

je viens de ressuscité.

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@Fatpurp i see what you did there lmao

Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

There's a reason there are re-takes lol, I'm sure reading the script on it's own would be bizarre enough.

@@brentondisbrowe1435 there was no script lol

I would have loved to see the gag reel of the VAs when they were recording. I'm sure they were having a blast.

I heard somewhere that because how bad the actual dialogue is, the VA just made up the dialogue

I cant stop laughing XD

@@thyhoang3413 It makes me laugh every single time

Not get saved, get common sense

I love it😂😂😂😂

Where

she is older than the rests

She's closer to heaven.

@memeeechan BWHAHAHA

The power of Jesus has increased her vertical size

@@memeeechan It's because the weight of their sins are pulling them closer to hell, she's the only one who's been praying

good considering *it was primarily imrpovised*

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 they did nottttttt- 😭😭😭😭 who the hell approved this?💀💀

​@@oliviap.1370 Dude, I'm not joking. The show didn't go so well over in Japan so they passed it over to some American dubbing company and let them do whatever the heck they wanted. Literally, every speck of dialogue was rewritten for the American dub.

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 oops I didn't mean for the "they did not" to actually mean "no they didn't" I meant in like a "wow holy shit" type way. Sorry lol I know what you're talking about

@@oliviap.1370 Oh. Well, you learn something new every day, right..?

4:13

Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

@@avocado5387 omg guys its momoko

@@humanperson1835 wow so funny😂😐

"The meek shall I herit the-I have no idea."

Bruhh didn’t you comment on that turtle shedding video

Expecos² yeah

Pugly Justin Y 2.0

Time stamp?

@@reisgrimery3372 4:11

youtube didn't want me to comment a ss lmao

Jesus loves me- COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS

@@yararinamiil RU-vid legit despises freedom of speech

I honestly thought she said Jesus he's white. XD

It worked..?

😂😂😂

You make lemonade

The two doors that open:

@@tutifru-titi9954 Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons *back!* Get MAD! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! I demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! *W i t h t h e l e m o n s ! ! !* I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a _combustible lemon_ that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! *manic coughing*

@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 damn bro get some sleep

I think Monica Rial said they got a bible specifically so they could accurately quote it for the show

@@cjvs1604 I still can't wrap my head around the fact that this is technically an overly Christian Bulma

@@theshermantanker7043 Momoko is more relaxed and wittier. Bulma sounds very much like Satsuki's troubled brother.

@@cjvs1604 Monica Rial was actually born and raised in a Christian family, so she actually knew a lot of Bible verses already.

It’s very accurate too. I’m the same type of Christian as her and I have pretty much memorized all the verses condemning homosexuality. I could quote them at you without even looking at my Bible! 😎

the dub literally changed *ALL* the dialogues. they said they just doin whatever they think is funny. since the show bombed in Japan they give the dubbing studio free reign to make it at least break even in the US.

@Firion Al'Hade 69th like ✨

@@fartyfat6539 it worked. It blew up in America.

@@fartyfat6539 Apparently, the idea that it bombed in Japan is false. It did fine, but it had lots of references to Japanese folklore that would cause it to bomb in America, and thus the dubbing studio claimed that it did poorly in Japan to get the show attention

@@bluesleeper8677 actually it did bad.

No it’s hilarious. 🤣 enjoy your D&D

A Cleric I assume ? 😏

John Davies of course 👀

Oh please tell me how this went

No

😭🤣

Her thirst is showing

"Get him behind me satan... BeHiiiiiNd"

@@NotAHylianI like how the voice actor is kind of hilarious she then revoked sinful thoughts but she still said it before

his ass must have been so fat she broke character 😭

I hope youre not a homosexua- Wait

Lol

Hello sinner. 🤣

666th like

That disappointed kid in the back: *lifts face in hope and smiles*

Momoko your relapse is showing 😂

I want them to make a season 2 just so I can see the trainwreck that would be her relapse.

Aight I have questions abt what Satan's doin back there

@@mourning-after if you don't already know you probably shouldnt ask 😂

@@zinzolin14 Did you mean collapse or relapse?

The voice actress is a bitter atheist named Monica Rial who uses the same fucking voice for a good portion of all the characters she voices soooo yeah...

Mugaka Murakumo I concur. I appreciate and like her style. I just enjoy the incidental irony. That’s some of the best part of most actors and such

Feare909 I knew this girl sounded familiar lmfao she and Vic Mignogna are two VA’s i recognize no matter who they’re playing

Doesn’t she voice Stocking too?

@@OfflineCepha She does. And Jamie Marchi voiced Panty. Edit: Stupid Gainax. I want a conclusion to PSG

Iirc this dub was made in 2001.

Can someone explain.

@@paulmark992 Conversation therapy is based on the (bullshit) idea that you can change a persons sexuality. It's practices varie from pseudo-science to full on torture.

@@justincase9650 Is that like a denomination thing? Because I'm from a Baptist church and we've never held anything like that we just say, "let Jesus do the work," or something, then again I don't think we've ever had anyone LGBTQ+ ever visit our church so eh.

@@joschuych.4752 Kinda, it's a separate thing from a church. Kids are send to a camp for it and the "counselors" take care of the rest.

Don't do this- drinking is sin.

I have alcohol poisoning now

"And this was how I became an alcoholic, son."

oh jesus, my liver

I have consumed enough alchahol to masacre the country of bolivia

That's illegal

As a Muslim this is very funny

Same

Same!

As a jewish...wait

lmaooo

Oh nah

Nah, I think there will be dogs and cats in heaven Psalm 36:6 “Your righteousness is like the highest mountains, your justice like the great deep. You, Lord, preserve both people and animals.”

@@ElevenWater975 Yes but animals do not have souls so there is no salvation for them when they die

🤣🤣🤣

*UUHAH*

AUEGAUGEY WAHAHA WUAGEUAGEHEH

He naturally sounds like that too, his names greg ayres

@@lowhp_comic "What the FUCK are you talking about!?"

@@quollosuru it’s played by a girl

The cat: 😐😳😑

XD

The most Stocking line delivery

Yes I know, for the Bible tells me so

Keep it going

when did she break character?

@@dragonflarefrog1424 When she whips out the sassy remarks or my particular favorite in here is at 3:15 when she says "Jesus, you're right."

@@dragonflarefrog1424 4:11

@@dragonflarefrog1424 it’s when her sweet voice turns deep. lmao i live for those moments 10:23

3:52 *Come sing with meh*

I am Buddhist. I also prefer the Roman ways, I also prefer that one ideology. The best anything from me has to be chocolate milk hands down.

Thank you fellow Christian, don't forget to not lust in your heart or you will become a sinner

Fire Power701 you should become Christian :)

Kaiser *lmao i hope your joking-*

I’m gay lol so no

I was gonna say "jesus christ" but I think you've had enough of that

Lucky...

honestly though, same

FRRR

I wouldve loved to go to your school just to watch the hell show

It was mostly improvised

No one wrote it, the Christian parts were all improvised by the VA In the original script, she’s a psychic, but in the dub she actually has the power of the Holy Spirit

Not really at all this is literally the basic.

The VA's family is actually Christian. That explains it pretty much. I hope she finds Jesus 🙏

That would be the original makers. It bombed so bad in Japan they told ADV to do anything it took to make it sell

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-raise?

Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

Not really. They totally fucked up this anime. In a very funny way, but still completely fucked up.

This dub is hilarious, I’d say it’s a success for getting us to chuckle/laugh like crazy. No matter how much time flies, this will always be enjoyable. Anyone that doesn’t see it as such well it’s okay as long as they don’t go ballistic. (Please god I hope they don’t ruin the fun with their rants and self righteousness.)

Don't forget the cat.

have you actually watched the show?

You mean every single person in that dub lol

every single character carried it ngl

@@reigensolos I’m the dark reunion

@Mathew Godfrey, I love you. This might be my favorite comment ever.

@@STE7ENFOSTER Bruh the director himself. You, sir, are a genius

thx for your appreciation

@@warmanime2045 69 likes seems rather fitting

Beautiful in the name of lord je(sus)

let's see... Seven?

@@JayJay-wf2oe what the fuck are you talking about 😂 ?

😂😂😂

He goes from little christian soldier to this: 10:36

@@hiwiechakib Hello sinner.

Speech +100

And then what she says after

dub is 15, og is twenty, time flies. :'c

Who was she referring too? Ronald regan?

@@andytorres6052 Bush 2. Reagan was way before 2005.

@@CapnJigglypuff I know, but he was the only republicans I know of who was president. The rest are democrat

@@andytorres6052 Well, Trump, Bushes, Reagan, in modern times for Reps. Obama, Carter, and Clinton in modern times for Democrats.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG

Jesus be praised.

So you are retarded?

It is all 100% EVILangelical Drivel

On your knees are you praying?

@Smash 456 why? Because we spread the word of god?

@Smash 456 I mean not everyone's the same

@@fordsimpson2792 i am pretty sure most of us are not like only our mother are a bit too much religious also how many christian have you met to say that

@@fordsimpson2792 ok you just guess

@@sharkcatsayboo6098. Yes. Yes. Just, yes.

I am Muslim and I find it funny 😂

Yesssss

Praise Jesus.

Zach Gregory Literally predicted 2016

Runs

L1GHT D3M0N God bless president Trump. Finally, the holocaust of the unborn will come to an end.

Bryan Merrill End those fetuses life’s 😼🔪 👶🏼

I was hospitalized from alcohol poisoning :/

Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus!

@@YeetYeet-vk6re That is because you do not know the love of Jesus your Savior. Repent, and be a heathen no more!

@@SergeantExtreme I'm not a heathen or heretic, I'm Orthodox

@@YeetYeet-vk6re LOL. I was just joking in the style of the Christian girl from this clip. But yeah, Protestants have nothing against the Orthodox Church.

I'm a Catholic Christian and I find this hilarious too

Im an Atheist and i find this even more hilarious.

@@therainbowbelongstosatan4260 fax

I’m a Muslim and this is way tooo funny

So we all just laughing at the protestants then?

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lmaoo

😂😂

@@petrichorrs my gawd your name!! u need god in your life!

Maybe if they accepted Jesus as their personal saviour they wouldn't be like that🙄🤚

That's great!, God's great!

the irony

Her and Christians that act like this in real life are the reason I'm atheist and will never go back to Christianity ever again.

@@anon_148 would you like to enlighten me on what i'm not getting

@@anon_148 so you're not going to actually give an argument, got it

I stopped because we have the same profile logo, then I realized that your name is my name (I am also Matt L), and funnily enough, like your wife, I’m a cradle Catholic. What a weird coincidence😂

@@Matt-kr9bo yo what- that’s insane

@@dulceporneso3260 Ikr😂

Lmao, why? I’m Christian but this anime so funny😂

Nothing funny about a crusader attempting to save her sinning friends from burning.

Same here XD

Well Buddhism believes in reincarnation, world is hell. So she might got a point.

@@supergastonh as we say, life is samsara (suffering) 😆👌

@@twinone9121 sounds similar to what I learned in Catholic School.

Bruh

I don't get it, help me.

@@TheJta20 LMAO ik

AHHHH

Damn

That is really true amen

Slutsuki lol

Thank god

uh snowflakes.

and as a person of the faith i'm with you to.

Man, I wish I could quote the Bible like that. Based anime girl

Probably because these stereotypes are apparently too real by the acts of some people xP

@@yuyaricachimuel555 yeah i think you hit the nail on the head there.

Comment of the century

Lmao noooo xD

Sources say she was and that a number of the bible versed she quotes are ones she remembered from childhood

Yeah she seems like a Christian, or at least raised in a Christian home

Minor nitpick, but the name is "Kaya", not "Kyle"

"Well you god sucks,"

Damn. I saw this damn clip and I was like Nice

Exactly

Based

Hallelujah

You where never an atheist. Wait what is christianism are you just messing around? 🤨

@@susmagician3683 I as a feminazi/sjw like fun things (including this dub)

@@susmagician3683 i as a FeMinazi and sJw am really fucking into that shit.

I am sorry for the first comment and never meant what I have said. I apologise for the comment and will enjoy this anime which is one of the best comidically and hope others do to. I am truly sorry again if I offended you in any way

@@susmagician3683 It's okay. I don't think what you said was that offensive, just very wrong. You don't need to feel to feel to bad about it, everyone makes mistakes, and you had the integrity to apologize to strangers on the internet.

Why do ppl hate on dubs so much? The ones I’ve seen are pretty good imo 😅

let's pray *screw it*

@@JayJay-wf2oe ahÂ

It would make sense tho, animals are pure creatures unlike us humans.

"well your god SUCKS"

And the response after

Noo

Bruh that's my grandmother

Actually, you mean our grandmother

our family?

S a m e

@Sasuke Uchiha a m e n

If it was a blessing from God and his holy light then it was no fluke...repent and turn to Jesus.

I was like that in middle school. Mistakes were made lol

Maybe .. ?

@@hexwolfi I'm not gonna lie. I kinda thought that way, too. I'm ashamed of how homophobic I used to be.

@@Ashlyn172 Sigh

Nah not really 😆 I know it's really just the crazy ones

Lol to thirsty to think straight

Omg lol

Woaahhhhh

NO WAY LMAO THEYRE BOTH MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS

A shame the actress turned out to be a dirtback

Monica Rial.

YES, Fasting is also a wonderful tool to get closer to Jesus. Water fasting for weeks or a month drinking only water or some form of pure liquid like juice is so overlooked, I pray the body of Christ will attempt to try fasting if they want more of God or break an addiction.

Who's that hotspice? Are a Christian?

@@joshthethomasfanjustdances1119 Yes, Born again through the Holy Spirit.

None of the above

Kiro kun Same, I’m Jewish

“Or Jewish” I’m don’t know much about Christianity, but wasn’t Jesus a Jew. lmao

Yes your kind is the biggest problem in the world

He was the messiah who fulfilled prophecy, the Jews don't acknowledge that, also the new testament and Christian philosophical development make the two pretty distinct from each other. Ironically many of the similarities come from the fact that the jews were in Christendom for so long that they picked up Christian attitudes and norms (like monogamy and not sacrificing animals). Also many Christians are still not happy about the whole Jesus being killed thing, even if the church itself has always had a more nuanced view.

I want Jesus girlfriend! Not crazy tho.

😂

I’m definitely the “crazy Jesus girl” of my group. I wear the title as a badge of honor.

​@@lanadoesathingI doubt you have any friends, and if you have they probably hate your guts and tall shit behind your back, deservenly so 😊

lol no

Ah yes ♡

It's a sign

God bless you

You should change your pfp

@@lanadoesathing no thx

A badass character doesn't care about trivial and pointless opinions and doesn't give up in dire situations.

She funni