Christmas Gifts for EVERY NFL Team! 

For the Rams, I’d give them 4 quarters, just to remind them that there are 4 quarters in a game so to stop letting teams back in the game in the 4th quarter

As a Patriots fan, I would give the team an archive of every camera angle of every classic Navy game along with the team playbooks. Belichick would spend the offseason absolutely enraptured by the classic film study and someone else could handle the draft and free agent signings. He'd finish just in time for OTAs, refreshed and energized for the new season. We'd probably have some weird wingback plays once a game, but otherwise it's the cleanest way to get the glory of Coach Belichick without the pain of GM Belichick.

I thought the cardinals needed batteries to keep Kylers Xbox controllers awake for when he's off the field. I guess that works too though

As a Panthers fan that better not be a minimum amount gift card because we got a lot to fix over here

As a Saints fan, we need a pink slip for our HC and OC. I am tired of people blaming Carr for our problems. There's so much you can do with coaches with a combined seven brain cells.

0:09 dolphins 0:24 bills 0:37 patriots 0:46 jets 1:07 ravens 1:25 browns 1:41 Bengals 2:03 steelers 2:25 jags 2:51 colts 3:08 texans 3:17 titans 3:34 chiefs 3:41 broncos 3:55 raiders 4:06 chargers 4:50 eagles 4:59 cowboys 5:13 giants 5:18 commanders 5:32 lions 5:37 packers 5:48 vikings 5:55 bears 6:05 buccaneers 6:10 falcons 6:17 saints 6:21 panthers 6:33 40 whiners 6:55 rams 7:08 seahawks aka my fav team 7:21 Cardinals

Dude I love jack links, so happy you got them sponsoring you, it's perfect

As a niner fan that crack about Cowboys jerseys was on point and needed to be said 😂.

Bengals gift should be a solid O-Line

Not sure how to feel as a Lions fan about our gift. I think just having Sam Laporta is gift enough!

As a Steeler fan that would be the perfect present for us! A wide receiver that’s good AND WITH SOME DAMN SENSE!!

As a Panthers fan we should have been David Tepper selling the team 😂

As a Falcons Fan, Army Training was perfect 😂

Happy Holidays, Benchwarmers!!🎉

I love that Bran keeps coming up with the most clever and witty stuff to say. Keep up this great work, love your videos!

we need a Benchwarmerbran/Wyattzworld/Tom Grossi collab

As someone who works with birds for a living, I appreciate you wanting to change the Seahawks mascot, and I have to agree that the Seattle Skuas would be wonderful

As a giants fan I agree with your decision on our gift, Tommy is better then Daniel by a MILE.

Bro bran been pumping out that content. Your doing great bruh

Loved the Lions gift. Fantastic work.

As a bengals fan, thank you so much

Love this dude

Thanks for making such good content!

So generous of him!!!!

As a niners fan, I would like to see CMC win an MVP sometime in his career

A new mascot for the Seahawks? How about a University of Washington (the one in Seattle) quarterback? Love Geno but would really like to see Penix Jr under the tree. Hell, if he keeps playing like he is, Jake Browning is also a good option

Bran always finds a way to give us a good laugh. Good gift idea for each team going into Xmas! Pats fan here, they also need a luck charm.

Would love to see this for the NBA

As a Lions fan, I appreciate the love to LaPorta and the shade at Kelce

As a bears fan, a hypothetical harbaugh has never sounded better

Fully agree on the Shane Steichen blank check, sign him for LIFE for the stuff he's done in Indy Imagine what this man is gonna do with a healthy AR, it's gonna be nuts

Bro the “ho ho ho” had me rolling for no reason

As a Lions fan, our present has to be us at least getting to the championship game, maybe even a Super Bowl because we haven’t made one yet💀

The Tyreek one is crazy

As a falcons fan I would give them Jayden Daniels or any other qb except for Ridder and maybe a new coach as a stocking stuffer

Branta clause is tuff

You nailed it!!! He needs to know where the line is to line up!! I would stick with what you gave my team the Chiefs with a coloring book so that they learn where the lines are to properly line up!!!

Merry Christmas

"Shohei Ohtani is in their city now" poor Los Angeles Angels, completely deserved but feels bad

0:00 Yo thanks for the shout out to my mother! Much appreciated! 🙏 🙏 🙏

I love how the Lions one wasn’t even bad but really a compliment 😂

The Broncos gift had me in hysterics

That Washington line was cold😂

As an Eagles fan, I think we need Dan Lenning as our DC and we need to steal Todd Monken from Baltimore. And maybe adding McConkey, Bullard, and Lassisster will help as well. We just need more Dawg related people!

This is hilarious!

As a D-Boys fan I'm lmao with the retro electronics

As a cowboys fan I think we need a note to be cautious while eating and really doing anything cause we keep choking

As an eagles fan I want to give them a pop Warner coach so they can go over the basics and fundamentals of tackling

Love your videos, and as a Raiders fan, I agree, lol

The Aaron Rogers dog muzzle joke had me dying😂😂😂

Shoehei was already playing in LA!!!!!

Merry Christmas Eve

that ohtani joke almost made me spit my toast out good one lol

Cardinals: a Defensive Linemen Falcons: a belt for each player to whoop Arthur smith’s ass Ravens: One year of being fully healthy Bills: Prime Von Miller Panthers: Weapons to threaten David Tepper to sell the team Bears: Marvin Harrison Jr. Bengals: Joe burrow to be ambidextrous Browns: a full refund for Deshaun Watson’s Contract Cowboys: a elite player so they can actually beat a winning team Broncos: a Defensive Linemen Lions: A super bowl win Packers: a new DC Texans: a playoff spot Colts: a one year immunity potion for Anthony Richardson Jaguars: Time Machine to pick someone else for the 2022 draft Chiefs: a wide receiver so Mahomes can stop bitchin’ Raiders: a offensive linemen Chargers: Jim Harbaugh Rams: a edge rusher Dolphins: a Tight end for their explosive offense Vikings: a metal achilles for Kirk Cousins Patriots: Caleb Williams Saints: a new coaching staff Giants: a offensive line Jets: a offensive line Eagles: Therapy for your fans Steelers: Drake Maye 49ers: A kicker Seahawks: the legion of boom for one year Buccaneers: Bruce Arians Titans: Taylor Lewan Commanders: a Rebuild

REAL BEST TIGHT END IN THE NFL GO LIONS

Ok that Saints joke was funny 😂

Wyatt’s gonna get you for this one 😭

As a bengals fan I just found something to add to my Christmas list

As a Lions fan I completely agree with that gift

I love how the lions of all teams were the only ones he didn’t roast

As a Packer fan, that was far better than anything I expected😂

The mechanic joke was too good

Fax on the Texans.

I'm surprised he didn't go a COD Kyler murray route with the cardinals 😂

All I want for Christmas is an NFC North division title

Best ones were dishwater to replace Bowles and mechanic to fix Carr

Sadly Tyreek isn't even the worst offender, Xavien Howard currently fighting 4 paternity suits lol

Brilliant.

The name puns are actually wiillld

Best RU-vidr in my opinion

Thank you for the blender we will use it

i thought the cardinals batteries were for kyler's controllers for COD

As a Steelers fan, can we have a new coaching staff? Also, Rudolph the Steelers qb Has been overlooked for years And if he does really good Tomlin might be on his way out All of the other teams Used to call him trash We never let poor Rudolph Play in any Steelers games Then really close to Christmas Eve, coach t came to say Rudolph it’s is your time, show the fans that you can shine Then all the Steelers loved him, as he led them to a win Rudolph the Steelers qb You’ll make everyone happy

Nikola throwing it to AG in the red zone would be deadly and it’s just what the broncos need.

I would love if Bengals played in the NFC South. Such a bad division that my Bengals would most certainly be #1 for years to come & I could watch them once a year in Florida every year 🤣

As a 49ers fan, the MVP for Purdy.

dog muzzle for rodgers is crazy😅😅

You should get the Cowboys an engraved plaque of the infamous poem "Casey at Bat." Cause that's just our situation. We play decently during the season, manage to squeak in, get our hopes up, but then strike out when it matters most.

As a jets fan, I would give the team a hole that perfectly shapes Aaron Rogers. Then I would send Rogers a note inviting him to a darkness retreat at the same location.

I feel like Houston got the best gift lmao

i would give the rams a fountain of youth so stafford and donald won’t age

I’d give my favorite team instructions on how to stop the run

7:03 As my friend reminded me tonight... HE ALREADY WAS!!!!!

Wyatt’s gift to you was this video idea

As a Vikings fan we need a history book, so that we dont repeat the past and pull a Brett Farve on Aaron Rodgers

Branta Claus is coming to town! 🤣

The gift card for the Panthers had me dead💀💀💀

You have to do an AFC South check in! As a Texans fan we need more love😭😂

As a falcons fan I think author smith shaving his mustache is the beginning of a chain of events that will lead to a falcon post season

I think your gift to the falcons is perfect.

As a life long titans fan, I would've appreciated getting an O-line that doesn't have the structural integrity of a burnt oak leaf, but this is about correct. I'm glad we at least seemingly got a QB with promise and someone that can sort of take over for derrick henry, because the star power on this offense is almost 100 years old between two players. We are so screwed

I love your channel

Keaton Mitchel and dobbins

I’d give my rams a circular room to show them they need corners

As a Packer fan, the blender was an amazing gift. Thank you!

As a saints fan I would gift Dennis Allen a one way trip to a therapist so he can talk out the mistakes he has made (he should have been a Tulane coach )

Bears: a real o-line

I’d give the Broncos some speed bumps. Those might do a better job of stopping the run than they can

As a giants fan, I just wanna make our hero happy. Get Tommy D some home cooked chicken cutlets.

calvin ridley is 1st on the jags in TD and second in yards