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Cinematic Excrement: Episode 82 - Saving Christmas 

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@wgjung1
@wgjung1 3 года назад
Interesting how Cameron says if you don't share his enthusiasm for Christmas then you are against it. You want to ban it, you are against him, you want to destroy Christianity, you are their enemy. He loves Christmas as much as he loves victimization and intolerance.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 года назад
Jesus..... that’s the OPPOSITE of being a good neighbour right there🤦‍♀️
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 8 месяцев назад
@@gracekim25 It's always been really funny to me how conservative Christians seem to completely miss the whole point of Jesus' message.😏
@yakuza01
@yakuza01 5 лет назад
Kirk Cameron: "I love the fire. I love the presents. I love the decapitated heads stored in the locked fridge in my garage..... Ok, you can cut that last part in post, right guys?"
@lindaeasley4336
@lindaeasley4336 5 лет назад
Kirk Cameron : Being materialistic and gluttonous is good . The Bible : Being materialistic and gluttonous is a sin
@ElFreakinCid
@ElFreakinCid 3 года назад
Well technically, the Catholic church introduced the concept of the Seven Deadly Sins, not the Bible, but the point still stands.
@jackmonaghan8477
@jackmonaghan8477 3 года назад
Kirk Cameron - A walking example of prosperity gospel if ever there was one.
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 Год назад
@@ElFreakinCid Though I am pretty sure the Bible is pretty clear that being materialistic and gluttonous is gonna be a one way ticket to the shadow realm.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад
@Ash Kitt I'm on the highway to Baator! 🎵
@MissGreenAgain
@MissGreenAgain 6 лет назад
"Arthur's Perfect Christmas" also accurately pointed out chocolate was an Aztec food.
@MetaLord395
@MetaLord395 6 лет назад
When an old kids' cartoon get the facts right and a recent live-action film (for lack of a more suitable term) doesn't, you SERIOUSLY know you done messed up.
@SiRenfield
@SiRenfield Год назад
God the only time in which I trust something with Steven Crowder more….no that is not a joke, he was a child actor before he was an alt right grifter
@gardnerhill9073
@gardnerhill9073 7 месяцев назад
That's such a great cartoon special! My sister and I love "Baxter Day," the idea of taking it easy on December 25.
@troubledwaters7441
@troubledwaters7441 2 года назад
I can remember when Kirk Cameron was a teen heartthrob and no one knew what an absolute kook we really was....in the late 1980's, a million years ago...All the older girls LOVED him...
@SiRenfield
@SiRenfield Год назад
Granted he and his sister converted to Evangelicalism in the late 80’s and while you’re still correct on audiences not knowing the full extent even back then there were some signs, probably most well known he got into argument with the producers of Growing Pains because there was a new cast member at the time that had done Playboy and this caused A LOT of turmoil on set with not only the crew but the rest of the cast causing her to be removed.
@christhornycroft3686
@christhornycroft3686 6 месяцев назад
⁠@@SiRenfieldso his self righteous ass got someone fired from their job because they were in Playboy, probably to get themselves through college or make sure they had food to eat and a roof over their head. But the Cameron kids have never known what that’s like. They probably think she’s poor because she posed nude.
@MutaScale
@MutaScale 3 месяца назад
​@@SiRenfieldYeah, having seen the pre-convert episodes and the post-convert ones is a fucking trip. Why is it some people can be Christian and be a perfectly normal person without being a asshole (like Alice Cooper for example)... then you got cunts like Kirk who use the Bible as an excuse to be fucking assholes? XD
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 лет назад
If I want 80 minutes of two guys, sitting in a car, discussing things, I will stick with Midnight Screenings, thank you very much.
@ElFreakinCid
@ElFreakinCid 5 лет назад
I read that in the Cinema Snob's voice
@dragonmaster613
@dragonmaster613 4 года назад
@@ElFreakinCid he's made that exact joke while reviewing this very "movie"!
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 3 года назад
I'd watch 12 Angry Men and My Dinner With Andre.
@andu1854
@andu1854 3 года назад
@@kingamoeboid3887 but those movies are good and who doesn’t like Wallace Shawn?
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 3 года назад
@@andu1854 also the same for Rear Window, Rope, most of Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf, most of Dial M For Murder and Russian Ark.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 года назад
"So remember, kids, Jesus was the first Christmas tree ornament, God loves greed and gluttony, and if anyone ever disagrees with you, smack him in the face. Amen." Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 Год назад
That's basically the opposite of what the Bible seems to say. I dunno what's in Kirk's hot cocoa but I want some of that.
@Stonecutter334
@Stonecutter334 8 месяцев назад
@@ashkitt7719do you? Stay the hell away from it!!
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 8 месяцев назад
@@Stonecutter334 Friends don't let friends drink Coco laced with mind-altering substances.
@elizabetheowynbelle
@elizabetheowynbelle 3 года назад
0:52 Co-starring Kirk Cameron's sister Bridget and her "This service is UNACCEPTABLE!" hair.
@hemmingwayfan
@hemmingwayfan 8 лет назад
"...And I love the fudge!" And I bet you pack it yourself, don't you Kirk.
@robotrix
@robotrix 2 года назад
Hey....reliable sources say that you can run into Kirk in the bushes of Griffith Park as he looks for anonymous gay encounters
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 2 года назад
Belated lol
@standoughope
@standoughope 4 года назад
I didn't officially think "wtf?" until you mentioned that Kirk thinks that Buddhism and Star Wars are connected. I want his drug dealer's phone number.
@russellhunter363
@russellhunter363 2 года назад
Kirk: Don’t give into the complaint about materialism at Christmas. RU-vid: Shows ad about hungry children right after he says that
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 Год назад
Also of course the antagonist is someone who suggests we build wells and help the poor in general with money otherwise spent on ourselves during the Holidays.
@bossyheifer
@bossyheifer 7 лет назад
"Everything about this is wrong" Excellent summary.
@robinmarkwalker6842
@robinmarkwalker6842 8 лет назад
As a Christian, I find this movie insulting
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 лет назад
Agreed.
@Simmons8519
@Simmons8519 8 лет назад
You should.
@jasoncase9481
@jasoncase9481 7 лет назад
Robin Mark Walker Yes there are Christian movies that are great or good but this isn't in that category.
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 6 лет назад
This movie is actually promoting a doctrine called "Prosperity Gospel". This ideology basically celebrates excess instead of faith.
@Cellmate412162
@Cellmate412162 5 лет назад
Robin Mark Walker I’m Christian too, & I know an even worse Christian movie... That dishonor goes to the brutally offensive I’m Not Ashamed, which I rate as the worst Christian movie I’ve ever seen. It went as far as to warping the events of the Columbine Massacre into a fictional Christian propaganda flick. And the main character, who is the late Rachael Joy Scott, was falsely portrayed as a self entitled, melodramatic, & unlikeable twat, who also wrongfully framed as a “martyr for Christ.” Oh, & they have fictional characters in the film, probably to keep any viewer from knowing the real people who knew Rachael for how she was. That movie is so infuriating, I really feel like driving a cross into the filmmakers’ skulls!
@Azazreal
@Azazreal 3 года назад
''You are an idiot! Ow'' I chuckled hard at that
@davidozab2753
@davidozab2753 6 лет назад
St. Nicholas was a bishop. And if he were here today he would punch Kirk Cameron in the face. But then again, who wouldn't?
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 года назад
I’d probably rage at him with punches too😅
@silverclawedwolf
@silverclawedwolf 8 лет назад
Remember back in the good old days when Christians had good movies? Pepridge Farm Remembers. If you will all excuse me im going to go watch Prince of Egypt, maybe the original Ben Hur too to wash out my palate after listening to Cameron's madness.
@supermariofan03
@supermariofan03 7 лет назад
silverclawedwolf Well you can thank Mel Gibson for Hacksaw Ridge.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 лет назад
You must bè hardcore to do a Christian kolossal marathon.
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 4 года назад
I mean Ben Hur. I'm no Christian and I hated what Charlton Heston was standing for BUT I love this movie. It's just fantastic
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 2 года назад
@@dianaberlin4767 also Ten Commandments.
@TheHeroOfTomorrow
@TheHeroOfTomorrow 8 лет назад
Hey, better Christian White than Christian Grey...
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 лет назад
Boy, can't wait for Fifty Shades of White. Probably funnier than Fifty Shades of Black.
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 8 лет назад
Just avoid the 50 Shades of Brown...I hear it's crap
@therealvhsandcdbrony2000
@therealvhsandcdbrony2000 8 лет назад
I Don't Know, I Heard A Lot Worse Things About 50 Shades Of Green.
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 7 лет назад
***** Communism was just a red herring.
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy 5 лет назад
Then what’s the problem with Christian Black? He’s an asshole but at least he’s being honest and upfront about it. (I don’t know if there is a Christian Black; I wanted to just keep going with this gag)
@gray2juan
@gray2juan 3 года назад
“Wait did he say straight power?”... 😂😂😂
@tylerskiss
@tylerskiss 8 лет назад
So the answer to what does KC put in his hot chocolate? Nothing. Not even hot cocoa! The cup is empty! You can see it in certain shots!
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 года назад
Yup, it's air. Just like in his skull! (Yeah, can't stand the guy)😑
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark Год назад
That’s okay, because God invented empty cups.
@daveyjones5702
@daveyjones5702 8 лет назад
as for hot chocolate, how about this delicious piece of ironic trivia: the original cacahuatl drink of the azteks actually also contained large quantities of hallucinogenic mushrooms known as tropharia cubensis aka magic mushrooms.
@daveyjones5702
@daveyjones5702 7 лет назад
i dunno about hallucinogenic, but cacao definitely has psychoactive properties. even at normal doses, if you pay attention, you can notice a distinct euphoric effect. prolly has a lot to do with chocolate being so popular among the heartbroken. also i have tried the aztek brew myself and noticed the effect of the mushrooms was intensified by the cacao.
@davidozab2753
@davidozab2753 5 лет назад
And now we know what's in Kirk's hot chocolate.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 года назад
Some hot cocoa drinks also contains large amount of nutmeg... 😏
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 4 года назад
Which means it doesn't belong to Christianity, it belongs to... The Mushroom Kingdom!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад
Duuuude. This hot chocolate is giving me such a rush maaan.
@kaylat6060
@kaylat6060 8 лет назад
I'm a Christian and I find this movie to be pretty much one of the most offensive and ignorant movies I've ever heard of. I think if I ever attempted to watch it, I might end up trying to bash my brains out with the remote like when I watched The Last Airbender.
@EpicB
@EpicB 6 лет назад
Kayla T I think Christmas needs to be saved from Kirk Cameron.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 8 лет назад
Kirk even claimed the movie's backlash was driven strictly by atheists and other haters of religion. Mr. Cameron, as a fellow Christian, I feel it is my duty to tell you that your movie is even being scorned by us Christians, as well. Just like Alex Proyas and his movie "Gods of Egypt", you and your movie are not receiving such negativity because we have some kind of peculiar agenda or anything against you and the film; we're conveying our hate because it's a movie that was not done VERY WELL.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 8 лет назад
And I'm super stoked for your review of FANT4STIC 👍!
@tomwaterwitch
@tomwaterwitch 8 лет назад
Which is something since it wasn't the Atheists toes he was stepping on! As a Pagan I was rolling my eyes at what he said. The Winter Solstice was created by Pagans as they noted of when the shortest and coldest days of the year happened. By the way, I know a Druid and he would be rolling in the dough if he had the patient of Cocoa.
@tomwaterwitch
@tomwaterwitch 7 лет назад
Of course idiot Cameron didn't realize those were the toes he stepped on!
@nachgeben
@nachgeben 5 лет назад
tomwaterwitch He legit just ignores that God tirades against Christmas trees, although they'd've been Yule trees back then, along with wreaths and other various decorations Christians hail as a way to worship Jesus. I'm also a Christian, btw. I'm fully for the pagans who are now screaming 'cultural appropriation'. Because my immediate family and I don't celebrate Christmas, our other Christian relatives had the audacity to accuse us of being in a cult. e.e
@dylankaiser5546
@dylankaiser5546 5 лет назад
Tyrant Gregcag I’d imagine Christians would hate this movie the most for how it portrays religious beliefs
@ih8kit
@ih8kit 2 года назад
3:55 Did Kirk Cameron actually think that nobody would notice the mug he is holding (and "drinks" out of) is empty? God only knows!
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 7 месяцев назад
Kirk Cameron is a delusional egomaniac who thinks his way is the right way and won’t shut up about it.
@casavigilance
@casavigilance 3 года назад
This man is one of the best movie commentators of youtube . Very funny and informative
@sweesbees
@sweesbees 2 года назад
8:08 frankincense and myrrh aren't spices, kirk. they're both types of resin used in perfumes and incense.
@kali3665
@kali3665 4 года назад
Hundreds of crosses? As Christmas trees? Yeah. Somehow, I think seeing the Pythons hung on Christmas trees singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" would be ... even stranger than the original version....
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark Год назад
And that just makes me think of CE’s 2nd look at this “movie”. “Trees are made of wood… and crosses are made of wood… and if Jesus weighs the same as a duck, then that means HE’S made of wood, and therefore he’s the last Jedi.”
@CatalinaAquarium
@CatalinaAquarium 6 лет назад
"I love the fudge" - Kirk Cameron, 2014
@jacobbelow4136
@jacobbelow4136 8 лет назад
I think the reason the cover for the DVD case looks so boring is because whoever designed the poster was just ashamed of this movie's outcome and wanted his/her name to be completely isolated from it. Then again, what kind of outcome CAN you expect from a Kirk Cameron movie?
@Mariodash23
@Mariodash23 8 лет назад
The mad coke ravings of a religious dumbshit.
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 6 лет назад
So not only is this an awful Christmas special, it takes a big, steaming dump on the message of one of the best Christmas specials, A Charlie Brown Christmas. That's just shameful.
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 3 года назад
What do you expect? This A-hole thinks the Earth is only 6000 years old, evolution is false because something like the crocoduck doesn't exist, and willingly works with Ray Comfort.
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 3 года назад
@@SuperSwordman1 I learned about the Earth's age when I was 11 on a school excursion.
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 3 года назад
@@SuperSwordman1 Wow, what a twat. Side note, who's Ray Comfort? Edit: never mind, I just looked him up. I wish I hadn't.
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 3 года назад
@@gageperuti5519 we've all been there
@bryedtan
@bryedtan 2 года назад
Why is a Children's cartoon based on a Comic strip more pious and had a real spiritual message than this so called Christian film.
@BeatchBall
@BeatchBall 8 лет назад
You'd think, as a Christian, I'd jump to this movie's defence. But if anything, I just feel insulted.
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 лет назад
I've noticed in the comment section that many people here say that they're Christians and that they think the movie and/or Kirk Cameron is stupid. So you're not alone.
@GiantPurpleCat
@GiantPurpleCat 8 лет назад
I would let this movie get torn apart too. It's movies like this that make us Christians look like crazies to other people.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 лет назад
BeatchBall there’s nothing to defend here
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 года назад
Literally no Christian wants to jump to this movies defense
@DemonicRemption
@DemonicRemption 3 года назад
@@SuperMarkerComicBro I'm four years late, but you're darn right he's not alone. I saw SayGoodNightKevin's review of this, and had to watch it in intervals. Like how does anyone screw up a "Saving Christmas" movie this badly?
@JimK2112
@JimK2112 8 лет назад
I think the Whos from "The Grinch" appreciate Christmas less than Kirk Cameron.....
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 8 лет назад
No...that's not true...that's impossible!!!!!!
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 8 лет назад
+Sting SniperScope I see what you did there. XD
@elsamaria2999
@elsamaria2999 8 лет назад
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 8 лет назад
Elsa Maria (Leaps Down Maintenance Shaft)
@kornfreak05
@kornfreak05 8 лет назад
+Elsa Maria good, let the hate flow though you.
@tylerfish2701
@tylerfish2701 7 месяцев назад
"YOU ARE AN IDIOT! Ow." is one of your best jokes in your reviews. I just loved the delivery of it.
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 7 лет назад
If I convert to Christianity, I'm teaching my kids about doubt. Doubt is what keeps you a human being.
@M85619
@M85619 6 лет назад
skepticism
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 6 лет назад
Rae J If you have doubts, why are you offended? I just think that having doubt is a way to help you compromise what you think to what others think.
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 6 лет назад
Rae J Ok, thanks.
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 6 лет назад
Rae J No I'm not mad, I was just trying to learn something.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 лет назад
Ryan exactly
@user-sg4rn8nb5h
@user-sg4rn8nb5h 8 лет назад
that ending currently holds the record for whitest thing I have ever seen in my life
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Год назад
White people: Making America lame since 1492.
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 лет назад
Two Christmas movie reviews in one day? First Bobsheaux, now Smeghead? Merry Christmas to me!
@leileyaravencroft
@leileyaravencroft 8 лет назад
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is an in-depth look into the man's psyche and just how batshit insane he is. I highly recommend it for the laughs.
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 8 лет назад
The Last Airbender has a higher rating on IMDB? Ouch
@DrShaym
@DrShaym 8 лет назад
"Infuse old symbols with new meaning." The Apostle Peter says scripture is not open to interpretation in 2 Peter 1:19-21.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 лет назад
Dr Shaym um ok😅
@nachgeben
@nachgeben 5 лет назад
Gracekim1 He's not wrong. If Kirk Cameron wants to be an asswipe and ignore fundamental parts of the Bible, such as where God specifically condemns trees dressed in ribbons and tinsel for materialistic holidays of pagan faiths, then he is subject to Peter. Meanwhile, the logical Christians will remember the guy Peter was famous because of saying to ask questions of everything, including Him and God.
@dragonmaster613
@dragonmaster613 4 года назад
"How do we know we are wise and the Word of the Lord is with us? Lo! The lying pen of the Scribes hath made it into a lie!" Jeremiah 8:8
@mnirwin5112
@mnirwin5112 3 года назад
So? Is there any particular reason I should care what Peter said?
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 года назад
@@nachgeben yeah still confused even know
@DrZuluGaming
@DrZuluGaming 6 лет назад
Because of his apparance and his last name being White, I think Christian might be Walter's loser cousin.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 года назад
"I am the one who prays."
@jlwiseguy
@jlwiseguy 5 лет назад
Christmas is a pagan holiday, there is literally more about Hanukkah in the Christian Bible than Christmas.
@llewelynshingler2173
@llewelynshingler2173 4 года назад
Because Jesus isn't born for most of Bible's length. And when the Bible finishes, Christianity is a relatively small movement. Christmas was began by an early Church Council.
@juhaniaho6698
@juhaniaho6698 5 лет назад
5:56-6:05 Damn, not since every Chris Tucker performance ever have I seen such...Chris Tucker-ing.
@Godzilla-tu2cd
@Godzilla-tu2cd 8 лет назад
yey Christmas in july thanks smeghead that's awesome
@MetaLord395
@MetaLord395 8 лет назад
I knew you would do Saving Christmas eventually! And I'm certain that Fant4stic is the next review. ;)
@das81
@das81 8 лет назад
I literally cringed when he spoke about arrianism. Mr Cameron was technically speaking in favour of inquisition. Yeah I know the inquisition became a thing around the XIII century, but arrianism's persecution left a precedent.
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FAxkcPoLYcQ.html
@das81
@das81 4 года назад
@@autobotstarscream765 Lol, come on...
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 года назад
I don’t understand
@juanausensi499
@juanausensi499 Год назад
@@gracekim25 Kirk thinks that, when two people are debating about theological concepts, and one of them run out of arguments, punching the opponent's face is a acceptable course of action. From that to inquisition is just a question of grade.
@MadameSomnambule
@MadameSomnambule 4 года назад
It's like they tried to combine the premises of A Christmas Carol and The Grinch. And the result is nothing short of stupid.
@ccateni28
@ccateni28 7 лет назад
alright! Who wants to teach me how to frame a shot?
@lurchlogan
@lurchlogan 4 года назад
"I Love the Fire,I Love the Presents... I Love the Stalkings"!! - Kirk Cameron
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 8 лет назад
Finally, he is gonna review Fant4stic! I have been waiting a long time for this!
@tonykoslowski5010
@tonykoslowski5010 8 лет назад
If you're willing to accept suggestions, I'd suggest reviewing United Passions. That movie has a 1% on Metacritic and a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. It also is the worst grossing film in American history since it grossed only $918 in North America and the movie had a budget of around 25-32 million dollars. It is about the creation of FIFA (who funded 90% of this movie) and it was released around the time of the FIFA corruption case. I'd love to hear you talk about that movie.
@Betta66
@Betta66 5 лет назад
Producer 1: "Hey, what actor should we get to play Sepp Blatter? Since FIFA officials have a reputation for bribery and corruption, it should ideally be someone who can make him seem trustworthy." Producer 2: "How about the guy who played Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dogs?" Producer 1: "Perfect!"
@Dreigonix
@Dreigonix 4 года назад
“Who makes a sports movie where the executives are the good guys?!” -John Oliver
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 года назад
@@Dreigonix who makes a movie where the executives are the good guys
@bryedtan
@bryedtan 2 года назад
Yeah review that one OMG now that was dozy of a film.
@andu1854
@andu1854 Год назад
Jon Oliver did a segment about FIFA and he mocked this movie
@SeasideDetective2
@SeasideDetective2 3 года назад
If I were a Kirk Cameron fan, I'd sue his ass for tricking me into seeing this movie with that phony poster of him being the Schwarzenegger of Christmas or something.
@Oonagh72
@Oonagh72 5 лет назад
You didn’t point out all of the flammable paper in front of the fire. All I could think about.
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 4 года назад
Kirk _did_ say he loves the fire... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XchwE9zVdnw.html
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 года назад
@@autobotstarscream765 he’s mad
@EYTPS
@EYTPS 7 лет назад
At least this movie has much better dancing then Left Behind.
@jamesmoseley5428
@jamesmoseley5428 7 лет назад
God. Couldn't you have taken Kirk Cameron instead of Carrie Fisher? I know he's a delusional douche, but Rian johnson really needed Carrie. We can't use in Kirk Cameron in Star Wars. Jar Jar Binks no longer exists in that universe.
@mihaitha
@mihaitha 4 года назад
Standing in the presence of Ray "the banana proves God" Comfort for too long will do that to you.
@CaptainColdyron222
@CaptainColdyron222 3 года назад
The Iron Maiden poster on the wall behind you is more entertaining than this entire movie. I’m really into bad movies and bought this to watch at our monthly bad movie night. My friends really wanted to choke me after this. It’s not even a “so bad it’s good” kind of movie. It’s actively painful to sit through.
@nathaniellevesque2782
@nathaniellevesque2782 7 лет назад
13:42 I'm pretty sure that's Mel Gibson's motto for film making.
@bladersmosh
@bladersmosh 8 лет назад
I heard the stories about this movie and watched IHE review of it but I never expected it to be that bad. I'm a Christian and I feel outright insulted. If we were still in the olden days, Kirk Cameron should have been burned at the stake. Also, how is The Last Airbender not on the IMDB bottom 100?
@gamestation2690
@gamestation2690 8 лет назад
Fant4stic is next! Yahoo!!
@PenguinDT
@PenguinDT 8 лет назад
Or the Roger Corman version perhaps?
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 8 лет назад
+Penguin DT I don't care what anybody says, the Corman version is BY FAR the worst Fantastic Four movie ever.
@PenguinDT
@PenguinDT 8 лет назад
Christian Tyler Hannah I've still yet to see Fant4stic, so for me the jury is till out
@SSecularScholar
@SSecularScholar 8 лет назад
Are you sure? It could be the previous major attempts or the Corwin version. I do agree that Fant4stic is the likely candidate, but with a target rich environment, can we be sure which one will it be?
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 8 лет назад
+SSecularScholar I actually like Fant4stic.
@katrinahood
@katrinahood 7 лет назад
11:14 I'm willing to assume that your little "ow" was not scripted.
@soldierboy04262007
@soldierboy04262007 8 лет назад
Ok I'll say it. I'm a Christian and this is a load of crap. All of Kirk Cameron's stories were completely wrong. Jesus was not born on Dec 25, but we celebrate it then because a Roman emperor wanted to unite pagans and Christians by placing Christmas adjacent to the Winter Solstice festival. Santa is very loosely based off a Saint Nicholas who lived in Scandinavia nearly a thousand after Jesus' death. The presents are supposed to represent the gifts that the magi gave when they visited Jesus almost two years after his birth. Nearly all of Christmas traditions are borrowed from other religions. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Grinch. I love Christmas and I celebrate it because I'm remembering the birth of Jesus even if He wasn't born exactly on the day. But, Christian White(it's still a stupid name) is right in the beginning. We should focus more on Jesus' birth and the impact it has for the Christian faith, rather than going into debt over a bunch of traditions.
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 5 лет назад
David Havener I’m sorry....but I think you have your facts mixed up. Santa Claus is based on St. Nicholas of Myra, who lived in Asia Minor (what is now Turkey). The personality of Santa we know is largely based on him (St. Nicholas is the patron of children) The name Santa Claus is believed to be a corruption of the Dutch “Sinterklaas” (St. Nicholas). However, you’re right when you say that Santa was based on something Scandinavian, the god Odin. Like Santa, Odin is pictured as having a long beard, an eight-legged horse (where we get the eight reindeer), and heknows everything that is happening in the world.
@Ruinwyn
@Ruinwyn 3 года назад
@@andrewollmann304 the modern santa tradition is partly based on Skandinavian tomte (often translated as elf) stories. As well as Yule Buck (literal translation of Finnish name for Santa). Santa is very much an amalgamation of multiple traditions just like rest of Christmas. Pretty much every culture has some kind of celebration around winter solstace so all the fun ones have been gathered into one big celebration.
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 года назад
Not to be that guy but aren't you subscribed to PragerU
@gmanz8487
@gmanz8487 3 года назад
The fact about whether or not was Jesus on Dec. 25 is pretty debatable to many Christians.
@tomhur1
@tomhur1 8 лет назад
YES!!! I've been waiting for a Fan4stic review for a long time!
@The3ninjakids
@The3ninjakids 8 лет назад
Thanks for reviewing this. I really wanted to see your take on this ever since the film was released. I bought the DVD just this past winter at Walmart, because I just had to, due to its reputation.
@JustinCoasters
@JustinCoasters 8 лет назад
Please review the Atlas Shrugged Trilogy. It makes Twilight look like Lord Of the Rings.
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 10 месяцев назад
We don’t have a problem with secularized Christmas, Kirk. We have a problem with your religion.
@shellbacksclub
@shellbacksclub 7 лет назад
really glad I came across this channel. Great work! subscribed!🐢
@Leondero1
@Leondero1 8 лет назад
Actually, the Nicolas legend is a real legend. We talked about at my college historic Christian belief class. Arianism was declared heresy after given serious and deliberate thought. I won't go into details now, but this legend has been held for a long time and wasn't invented by Cameron.
@galeforce3192
@galeforce3192 Год назад
Coming back to watch this review after watching the "2nd Look." Still as good as it was before, XD. People say that this film is good riffing material during the holidays, and I agree. One thing I'd like to add, though, is that film students should add this to their list of films to watch in order to learn what _not_ to do while making a film. They should not wait until the holidays to watch this. This is education material that's too good to pass up.
@nicholastosoni707
@nicholastosoni707 5 лет назад
Wooow. Saving Christmas is going for a whopping $8.99 on Google Video. I wouldn't even pay eight _cents._
@lakituscamera1508
@lakituscamera1508 8 лет назад
Great to finally get this review and to know that Fant4stic is next month!
@nicholastosoni707
@nicholastosoni707 5 лет назад
@12:00 or so: "This Christmas...Alan Moore SERIOUSLY Doesn't Take Shit From Anyone."
@AlexBabbage
@AlexBabbage 5 лет назад
My family actually did have a Christmas in July one year when my mom found out that my brothers then girlfriend, now fiance, had never seen A Christmas Story.
@MedicineMundy
@MedicineMundy 8 лет назад
Woo! And That's how you review a Kirk Cameron movie!
@imaadshahrukh4829
@imaadshahrukh4829 5 лет назад
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas makes The Arrivals documentary look sane.
@xgray2012
@xgray2012 8 лет назад
Yep....Kirk Cameron is officially a basket-case!!!
@bladersmosh
@bladersmosh 8 лет назад
Oh boy, I knew you'd eventually reach Fantastic Four 2015 (Fant4stic). Are you going to mention about the Josh Trank Twitter incident? I was hoping you to review Green Lantern soon but I guess that'll have to wait. Please review it soon, it deserves an ass kicking from a great reviewer like you. Many of your fans and DC fan alike would agree. Good luck Sean and when the day comes, It's clobbering time!
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 4 года назад
You were in my Suggested Vids. Second one viewed. Subbed.
@umachan9286
@umachan9286 5 лет назад
Kirk's reaction to this movie being panned was actually the funniest thing about the whole debacle. In asking his followers to go and vote the movie positively even if they haven't seen the movie doesn't make it any better than those that voted it down without seeing it.
@lauradietrich9424
@lauradietrich9424 5 лет назад
That's because Kirk Cameron is a whiny, thin-skinned little man-baby who can't handle completely justified and legitimate criticism against his crappy movie. Here's the thing: critics are not powerful, audiences are. Plenty of poorly-received films can still succeed if audiences want to see them badly enough. Hell, "The Greatest Showman" didn't get the best reviews, but it did fantastically at the box office. The fact that Cameron demanded his followers vote "Saving Christmas" up on Rotten Tomatoes shows that he either doesn't have as much faith in his product as he likes to let on, or that he doesn't respect others' right (their natural and God-given right, I might add) to disagree with him and not like him or his stuff. It's a disgusting attitude, and a blatant disregard for other people's opinions. Dear God, I don't think Tommy Wiseau was this shameless.
@umachan9286
@umachan9286 5 лет назад
@@lauradietrich9424 Oh no, Tommy Wiseau was just as shameless but he caught onto the fact that the negative press was getting people to see the movie and he got on board with it. Kirk on the other hand it way too proud of himself because he can't stand the idea of people laughing at him. He's got no sense of irony and his actions afterwards prove this.
@elizabetheowynbelle
@elizabetheowynbelle 5 лет назад
True.
@dma69nyc
@dma69nyc 4 года назад
This was the video that introduced me to your channel. Two Christmases ago, I was looking for a review of Saving Christmas that ripped it to shreds. I thought Nostalgia Critic would take a shot, but nope, no review. And I can't stomach Cinema Snob (sorry to those that love him). And don't get me started on IHE. So I gave Smeghead a shot and been hooked ever since.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 года назад
Ok....😅 what? That sounds quite rude
@dma69nyc
@dma69nyc 3 года назад
@@gracekim25 WTF are you talking about? It's a compliment. What was rude about it?
@Targisvear
@Targisvear 5 лет назад
"I like Fat Geese." Kirk Cameron, 2014.
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 5 лет назад
Hello Christian White I'm New Year's Black.
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 года назад
Mormon black makes more sense
@richardmorgan1588
@richardmorgan1588 4 года назад
Okay it’s official. This is best comedy channel on the internet! Move over Dusty Smith!
@Iruparazzo
@Iruparazzo 3 года назад
i can't believe I forgot about the crocoduck thing, after all these years
@LARKXHIN
@LARKXHIN 8 лет назад
did that dude say "straight power"? & honestly I will probably get a kick out of whatever fantastic four movie you review.
@xgray2012
@xgray2012 6 лет назад
I hope his sister, Candace is a lot more saner than Kirk in real-life.
@helensearle1896
@helensearle1896 6 лет назад
Afraid not. AFAIK she's not as bad as him (that would be very difficult) but she's not a lot better.
@laurallewien2165
@laurallewien2165 Год назад
Nope another Cameron nut job!
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 4 года назад
If Candice thought it was a good idea not to be in this movie, you don’t need to have any taste to tell you what that means.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 5 лет назад
You should review Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
@momolovesmina
@momolovesmina 7 лет назад
You could possibly be so great for the part of roger from american dad.
@doctorpicardnononono7469
@doctorpicardnononono7469 3 года назад
15:22 did kirk just tell us we should invite HIM!! for christmas?
@BriGuyIL1980
@BriGuyIL1980 8 лет назад
God, why did you do a Christmas episode!? It's still hot out!
@quadropheniaguy9811
@quadropheniaguy9811 2 года назад
As a high functioning member of the species Homo sapiens... I too find this movie insulting.😂
@Happymali10
@Happymali10 2 года назад
4:45 Confession time: Had a lengthy shoot in a crammed apartment once, and after like 7+ hours with no breaks my camerawork got a bit...sway-y on some shots too. There just wasn't any space for a tripod.
@bladersmosh
@bladersmosh 8 лет назад
Additional, here's the usual list of future ideal reviews for you Sean. 1. Green Lantern 2. The Golden Compass 3. The Lone Ranger 2013 4. John Carter 5. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 6. Batman V Superman 7. The Wild 8. Disaster Movie 9. Star Trek V or Nemesis What do you think Sean. Reply back or like the comment if you agree.
@glentalbot9166
@glentalbot9166 8 лет назад
Batman V. Superman absolutely.
@jetray96
@jetray96 8 лет назад
+Glen Talbot I think he needs to tackle Man of Steel first
@crazydude476813
@crazydude476813 8 лет назад
+Glen Talbot I actually saw the ultimate edition (didn't watch the theatrical release) and didn't think the movie was that bad, sure there were a few weird moments (MARTHAAA) but overall I kind of enjoyed the movie haha
@wahteklim3688
@wahteklim3688 8 лет назад
Speed 2, Die hard 5, or any Steven Seagal movies except Under Siege
@Cthulu1985
@Cthulu1985 8 лет назад
He already did tackle MoS, kind of. In his Superman IV review Sean says what he thinks of it before starting the review proper. Considering his thoughts on the matter, there's no need or material enough to warrant a full review, but maybe i'm wrong.
@JustinCoasters
@JustinCoasters 8 лет назад
Woo Hoo!!! Your reviewing the Roger Corman 1994 Fantastic Four
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 8 лет назад
And a Merry Christmasinjuly to you as well.
@gls6388
@gls6388 7 лет назад
I am compelled to see this just to see how bad it truly is.
@mulry101
@mulry101 8 лет назад
Loved the Bad Dudes reference!
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 4 года назад
I can only assume because the movie poster makes it look like some kind of action comedy about some guy literally saving Christmas. The DVD cover more accurately depicts the movie by symbolizing the logic in the crazy man ramblings that make up the movie
@FillmGeekOfDoom
@FillmGeekOfDoom 8 лет назад
FANTASTIC 4 NEXT EPISODE! WOOOO!! RIP IT TO SHREDS, SEAN!!!!
@srbarkerchan
@srbarkerchan 8 лет назад
Christian White? Still doesn't sound as silly as Cypher Rage.
@aamiller90
@aamiller90 6 лет назад
Sarah Barker or Anastasia Steele
@gennybaratta2460
@gennybaratta2460 5 лет назад
@@aamiller90 Or Renesme
@alwrig
@alwrig 4 года назад
Good grief, did Kirk's sister rush over to Supercuts before filming began and ask for "the Kate Gosselin"?
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