Clarkson, Hammond, May Making Fun of Environmentalists Compilation 

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@@vipinhanzo911 15:32

@@falley280otb4 thanks

Hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

I've looked at the calculations and u are completely right :-|

To be honest that is insane. Still wonder how big the tank is because they managed a full lap of the track.

It's rather short track so at that rate a gas tank from a Ford F-150(26gal) would do the trick but I'd assume it has something much larger than that. Probably closer to the size of a F-250 or 350 (34gal - 48gal).

Just say "it does about five gallons to a mile" at that point lmao

4:15 for anyone finding it

The rules are for thee, not for me.

@@ThePolishTraveller Nothing gets me angrier faster than elitism, that and the fact that they lie about our 'impact' on the environment because they have to create a crisis to justify their draconian controls on our (not theirs, remember) lives, and the fact that not a single one of their absurd climate predictions has come true, put them in the fuck-you-I'm-going-to-drive-what-I-want column.

Geldolf is a white saviour cockroach, he'd do well to get his personal life in order before trying to correct any perceived wrongs in the world.

Why else do you think Jeremy rolls his eyes that hard?

And I reckon the rest of The Boom Town Rats are just as bad.

🤣 and he runs a farm now.

THAN!

That one caught me when I saw the show...so damn funny

I think he meant the environment at the time, where he is talking to someone that he doesn't agree with. But I could be wrong.

Yup.

I don't know why but I read this in Hammond's voice. Replace Richard with "an orangutan" and it is even funnier

MMM . DAT baby back prime polar bear rib "licks fingers"

XD

It was green. And doesn't decompose and leak acid into a landfill years.

Well it's technically green, so he's not entirely wrong

or a hummer with a 9v battery

Worst enemy: Dodge

On a private track…

...on a track.

Did you know a rimac crashed somewhere in the swiss mountains?

@@bryanwegman7258 Really? (Me: 3:19) I had no idea!

@@kadenw968 yeah! Ain't that crazy? The guy did have an awefull record. Has crashed a lot of cars.

amber turd

Now you know why he installed those owl houses... :P

@@Ocastia Towel rails.

What disturbs me is how ugly he has always been.

And James May being replaced by a large man that (in my mind thatd be called boring) was very interesting

That was from season 1.James May came in season 2.

@@MrFirefox Clarckson? Not ugly? He s incredibly ugly. Young, old, doesnt matter.

@@RoScFan ok but who cares, youre probably no better mate

It's literal. With a length of 2.4 to 3 metres and a shoulder height of 1.2 to 1.6 metres, male polar bears are the size of a Smart Fortwo.

Did you pay tax on the car that you were gifted?

Also mate... electricity is not really sourced sustainably enough..finer engines are still(at present time) the best way to commute

"an undergrad degree in environmental science"... It must be terrible spending your days asking people whether they would like fries with their order..

​@@baldieman64Ouch lol

Balls of steel, yes.

head of iron because he's rolled so many cars xD

I read one of his books a while ago. He couldn't get home one evening from the studio because the roads were blocked because of flooding near his home. but he had promised his daughter he would be home for her birthday the next morning. So he parked his car and ran home. 16 miles home......

​@@christopherdean1326omg 🥺🥺

there's a reason why they say history repeats...

What situation were they referring to in that clip?

@@isaacW Limitation of freedom to travel and the need to show ID cards, very much like what is being done today with the "vaccine' and how you will not be allowed on a plane or congregate at a large event or gathering like a concert etc etc without proof that you got the shot

@@zackmatulis4094 Oh please

@@drumfeck5970 dont get too upset as you come to realize you're a slave.

Hopefully he’s busy trying to prove the existence of ManBearPig.

Al Gore..flying on his private planes from huge home to huge home telling everyone how they destroy the environment.

Al Gore was always a twat

Of course if he had been elected (he likely was) he would not have invaded Iraq for WMD. Typical twat.

As an American I can say with confidence Al Gore has always been a twat. His home uses more coal fired electricity then the nearby town uses.

@Jesus H. Christ My apologies, comrade.

Wait.. he had some on his "Clarksons Farm" so he intentionally planned that over decades! :O

Is it the Dacia Sandero?!

@@interstate366 "No. I have secured a Dacia, Duster, being made."

The Dacia Sandero will have electronic brake force distribution.

POV: you are a short sighted drain on society.

@KeiKAndLies POV: you made that comment looking in a mirror

@NightrunnerXM It goes a lot deeper than that. Some say that his genius... it generates gravity

@@douglasbullet6456 So he's the Politi-Stig?

You are absolutely correct. He himself is afraid of his.......... genius

@@kokodjamba6657 almost

But with the Tory party, the true sociopathic Nazis. Not Labour.

To be fair, the newer Suburbans have smaller engines, weigh a LOT more, and are far bigger. So they are actually doing pretty good maintaining the same MPG. LOL

@@TehButterflyEffect I'm not sure what the new ones weigh, ours was around 5500#. And it was the largest body the suburbans ever had, after 91 they started shrinking them again. But for large families they were unmatched, 4 wheel drive, plenty of space and no need for 2 passenger cars to take the whole group.

Exactly, you have a point there. I was recently out looking at newer cars. There was a new Subaru Forrester on offer. It was rated for 25 mpg. Now mind you this is 2022 and a brand new car is rated for 25 mpg. It’s laughable. My 2005 mercury grand marquis gets 26 all day long. Pretty obvious that our advancement has gotten us nowhere

@@themallard1515 The Forester is a fuckoff SUV. The fact it matches your old Sedan is mental.

@@themallard1515 and the Subaru probably weighs almost as much. AWD reduces the mpgs a bit but not a ton, so if it was rwd it would be slightly better but still not a major improvement over the Mercury land yacht. And the Mercury would be more comfortable too.

Its the Dacia Sombrero

@@nobedz6688 it's been cancelled! Oh no! Anyways...

@@Courtesyflush52 No, it's gone on sale on left-hand-drive market! (good ending unlocked)

@@Courtesyflush52 Dacia Sandero! I've got a new picture! (neutral ending)

@@andrihusainsudra The Dacia Sandero, it’s been delayed. Oh no! (normal ending)

The worst part is how ecofreaks go on about genuine 4x4's and Pickups (cars that actually have some sort of utility, but the typical ecofool is someone who's allergic to hard labour) but ignore the SUV's that pollute the planet because Middle aged women think that they're safer even though they're not safer, less economical, slower, uglier, have less space than an equivalent Hatchback or Estate, and cannot even go offroad despite being built on the same frame as a legit offroader.

@@EyePatchGuy88 *Cough* *Cough* Nissan Juke *Cough* *Cough*

Ive found it not but due to timecode...but due to the call of a petrolhead

So what is "everyone does five" ?

@@opshredderytp I’m guessing 5 miles per hour, either that or he said “everyone does fine”

@@JBBrickman Thanks

@@opshredderytp I always thought that was a bit of an odd 'insult'. Where I live the usually speed is 5 mph over the speed limit. There are plenty of jabs at America he could use "They drive on the wrong side of the road" "Everyone drives a slushbox" "...California"

Common in the US too, especially in rural areas

@@mediocreman2 yep, we have a lot of those. Most rural low traffic roads have no paint whatsoever

no no, it makes YOU drive slower. rather be in a quick side swipe than a slow one

And bat-shit crazy.

@@wonkothesane8691 And that. Definitely that

pave the earth! that'll show em

@@wonkothesane8691 yes. I had forgotten how based Clarkson really was.

They ARE Stupid

The Dacia Sandero is going to have wheels!

@@DeadmanGrobbo Nice! Anyway…

THE NEW DACIA SANDERO IS ALLOWED IN THE UK

The Dacia Sandero will have electronic brake force distribution.

probably something about the dacia sandero

Like what? He has zero arguments

He is just a cycle hating boomer

@@michaelnguyen940 he's really not. He uses the bicycle himself when he's in London.

@@michaelnguyen940 can you tell me where the metals for batteries come from?

@@mhk5272 do you mean mining lithium and creating plastic engine covers is better for the environment?

Weeeeeell you pretty easily fucking can 😂

Cow farming as a hole damages the environment by using up extra water & creating more greenhouse gas, dependent on demand. Less meat & animal product being bought, the less emissions are produced.

Fuck the bbc!

I'm not a hater of the new top gear but I just don't feel like watching the newer seasons. They lost clarkson's rants, that was gold.

The final straw was just the other day on Pointless. Even they're now shoving it down our throats.

Society in general won't allow this on TV anymore. Pre 2015 was such a good time...

It could be a Honda, Mercedes or BMW. Those are built in the states for the American market.

@@CheapBastard1988 wrong

@@gubgub3275 Honda does have a plant in Ohio and Bmw has a plant in South Carolina and Mercedes has a plant in Alabama

@@gubgub3275 the Honda j series v6 was even designed and manufactured in the US and Toyota trucks for the North American market are manufactured almost exclusively in San Antonio Texas. The majority of American automakers sell cars manufactured in Mexico or Canada

that interview was always strange to me

@@afuzzycreature8387 She didn't look very comfortable. Its almost as if she had soiled herself

I would rather be sprayed by a skunk than be in the same room as Amber Heard

If you people hate Amber Heard so much, why don't you all just go murder her? Men do often want murder women they hate.

ACTUAL or just like what ecomentalists do?

These boobs have done absolutely no environmental work. All they've ever done is criticize it.

@@tomslastname5560 that's okay we got you to solve the problem

What environmental work have they done? Genuinely curious cuz I haven't heard of any.

@@dudesayingthings nothing

Its brooowwwwnn

The funniest one was Jeremy having the gasp of his life when he saw the Black and Yellow interior of Hammond's M3.

"It's brown and browner!"

And they always say "But it's for science" .... Never heard of Skype apparently.

@@ToreDL87 Or, until 2020, Zoom.

All the while singing “RULES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME!”

mmm, so what do you guys propose, then? those private jets, even though they still emit out greenhouse gases, don't cause much change to the environment at all, because the amount is far too small compared to the total emissions the entire aviation industry makes to have an impact

@@jamesbrendan5170 - Didn't you see the comments about Skype and Zoom?

It's only entirely different on both premise and cause.

except we're under a far-right government in the UK right now, full of xenophobic gammons with little Englander mentality while Clarkson the prick was scare mongering about left-wing governments, which New Labour was definitely not.

@@cn2673 lul, you dont thinks so? UKs goverment is mostly a shitty authotarian gouverment but its definity right leaning both culturaly and economically

@@RichO1701e The UK government is far right like Biden is a good president, both claim it to be the truth, but everyone knows it's false.

@@user-tf4lk4fm7i based and checked libertarian bro

Was just coming down here to say the same thing. Scary.

Well, it's not like these things are being done, just cause. There's a legitimate reason and dismissing it is foolish. And before anyone mentions, yes my family has lost someone.

@@MikMoen how old were they, how fat were they and how many medical complications did they have? Were they vaccinated? There is no reason for healthy people under the age of 60, none. If you are a healthy person under the age of 60 with no pre existing conditions, there is literally nothing to fear. My 72 year old grandfather had it and recovered just fine, I had it and didnt even know, so did my sister and father, zero symptoms because we take good care of our health. If you are in that demographic of people at risk, you now have a 0.02% chance of dying from it, same death rates as the yearly flu. Also, you're justifying Nazism.

@@chickenpotpie4045 covid vaccine=nazism will never not be funny. You just reeeallly want to be oppressed don't you

@@luke6587 Are you okay? What you're saying ia so patently idiotic that I'm unsure how to even respond. Why would anyone want to be oppressed? Is pointing out Authoritarian oppression wrong? Do you have your vaccine passport/gold star? You really do enjoy controlling other people, don't you? That's called Sociopathy, seek help.

You mean he said something vaguely similar in a completely different context. You are aware even Clarkson, a right winger through and through, supports all the measures for preventing and neutralizing the virus, as do all other people with at least half a brain.

@@YourFavouriteDraugr He's old now, but if you're a young healthy male and you're scared of a harmless virus, I've got bad news for your T levels

@@YourFavouriteDraugr The government always uses safety and security as a guise for stripping away human rights and freedom. IDGAF what harmless virus is floating around, I'm not gonna let the state tell me what to wear, where to go, and what to do.

@@YourFavouriteDraugr Why so serious?

@@AverageAlien It may be harmless for young, but the last thing the youth wanted is carrying a pathogen to a person more vulnerable. And why get riled up with a piece of cloth covering half of face? If government control is what you want to avoid, covering part of the face is the first step to make it difficult for them to identify you.

And some also say that to make the battery itself is has to be have large pond to dump the sideproduct of battery production which is could not be used... I do not know either it is a fact or no, but many says similiarly like that what I'm saying...

@@k-getrengganis7401 mh it's not so much the side product, but you need to mine a rare type of dirt, Wich costs a lot of energy, and ruins large parts of the landscape, and you need tonnes of power (Wich could also be used to make hydrogen, for E-Fuels [basically Petrol, Diesel, Kerosin etc., But made out of CO2 and Hydrogen]) to make the battery, the water is just for cooling, and shouldn't be contaminated, unless something goes very wrong.

Also, as a firefighter, electric vehicles are more likely to catch fire and much more difficult and dangerous to put out

@@brumbybailey6599 so, you are a firefighter, and does it likely to catch fire? Cause I didn't know that 😂

@@k-getrengganis7401 I know nothing technical about them, but surely you heard James May saying that after Hammond's crash the Rimac was burning for three days?

so, basically, you and your racist grandpa? lol

Seeing how he's now the owner of a very eco conscious farm 😂😂

Yeah, he now owns an eco focused farm. It's funny how anti-environmentalist nonsense falls apart when faced with facts and logic. Good on him for seeing truth and adjusting accordingly. Now if only the other stubborn morons can see logic then we can have one less thing to worry but this dumpsterfire of a world.

@@sarroumarbeu6810 Well duh he gives a shit off screen and out of character. That or punching someone and getting the victim attacked made him realize he's a monster.

That was amber heart fuuuck 😂 I had a massive crush on her as a wee lad

@@Jupa same here, man. Appearances are deceiving. Thanks for the lesson, Amber.

Clarkson can be so on the money that it's terrifying sometimes

Right? 🤣👍

A Green Mile?

@@heavystalin2419 Somethin like that, yeah.

@@heavystalin2419 What in the blue fuck was that 😂

Anybody would get the impression that you think environmental issues will go away if people ignore them.

@@timothydraper6626 mmmm mmm mmm. Boot polish. Tastes good don’t it? I mean, you would know.

Germany now too.

In a few months, let alone years, we'll all be slaves of the elite and big corporations. Good riddance to the freedom and liberties we've been enjoying since, for most of us, the WW2 ended. One could conclude the end of the cold war definitely wasn't any good for us occidentals.

I hope you got your vaccine passport.

Four if you count Jason.