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@HarmonicaMustang
@HarmonicaMustang 2 года назад
Can we just appreciate the creator extending the clips were the context is needed for the metaphor to make sense?
@AKSHAY-bu4ox
@AKSHAY-bu4ox 2 года назад
"Its like a making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so it can shown in british hotels, just end up with a half hour close up with bloke's sweaty face" -Jennifer Clarkson, sometime in the early to mid 2000's
@stegosaurus993
@stegosaurus993 2 года назад
Sounds alot like the TV in his review of hotels on "Clarkson"
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 2 года назад
Jennifer?
@AKSHAY-bu4ox
@AKSHAY-bu4ox 2 года назад
@@mirzaahmed6589 he changed his name to Jennifer
@FishbedFive
@FishbedFive 2 года назад
@@AKSHAY-bu4ox that has to be a joke
@duongnhdn
@duongnhdn 2 года назад
@@mirzaahmed6589 Jezza made a bet with Rich that if the Posrche 918 was faster than the Mclaren P1, he would change his name to Jennifer. The face off never happened but Rich and James called him Jennifer anyway.
@manvanthgowda
@manvanthgowda 2 года назад
"Princess Dianna had one" cracks me up every single time
@fabiank485
@fabiank485 2 года назад
That was Jeremy's best line ever. No surprise even the camera crew couldn't hold together
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 2 года назад
I've never understood the joke
@dannyplatt6161
@dannyplatt6161 2 года назад
@@cleverusername9369 princess Di did a lot of trying to get rid of landmines in African countries that were killing young children and their families
@ic1815
@ic1815 2 года назад
@@dannyplatt6161 just reading your comment where you have to explain this makes me laugh out loud when I think of Jeremy’s comment 💀
@elsden722
@elsden722 2 года назад
Mate, it's the entire build up to it too, also the way Hammond just creases up 🤣
@toma6068
@toma6068 2 года назад
Jeremy talking about Dillington, where the Manor F1 team is based: "It's exactly like Monte Carlo, except in every single detail"
@crazylizard1889
@crazylizard1889 2 года назад
DINNINGTON. Respect the shithole where i grew up
@Rasscasse
@Rasscasse 2 года назад
Ha ha
@Finetales
@Finetales 2 года назад
I don't remember the episode it was from but Jeremy talking to James: "You look exactly like a racing driver, apart from visually."
@samhobbs6517
@samhobbs6517 Год назад
Dinnington*
@DLTX1007
@DLTX1007 4 месяца назад
@@Finetales the grand tour, the episode in china
@dondapilot2311
@dondapilot2311 Год назад
"stephen hawking's a great bloke, even though a lot of him doesn't work" iconic
@rupertdean7431
@rupertdean7431 2 месяца назад
that didn't age well
@MrMisterDerp
@MrMisterDerp Месяц назад
@@rupertdean7431 🥛
@yashwanthbalakrishnan9100
@yashwanthbalakrishnan9100 2 года назад
Every time Jeremy makes a controversial joke, Hammond panics
@kwardozz
@kwardozz 2 года назад
laugh all you want, but i think James' Ferrari-Cheese comparrasion was spot on
@lewishamilton.f1.44
@lewishamilton.f1.44 2 года назад
Only he confused himself with it in the process
@aliritsch6588
@aliritsch6588 2 года назад
I thought I was the only one thinking that way
@Finetales
@Finetales 2 года назад
Every time I rewatch that bit, I always think of the time Jeremy compared a Ferrari (I think) to poached halibut to Hammond after a power test.
@JamaicanCastle
@JamaicanCastle Год назад
Except he's wrong about cheesemaking. Unless you're some kind of cheese wizard, you just naturally end up with better and worse batches, and it's not like they're going to just throw out the worse ones. I don't know what Ferrari's excuse is though.
@sankeesyuck951
@sankeesyuck951 2 года назад
"Going into third gear in this gearbox is like trying to swat a fly with a drinking straw." - Clarkson
@hall911guy
@hall911guy 2 года назад
James’ snicker after the ‘pubic hair’ and then full on laugh after ‘feces’ is one of my favorite James moments off all time. 😂
@fabiank485
@fabiank485 2 года назад
8:55 was Clarksons best line ever. No wonder you could hear the camera crew laughing
@RoScFan
@RoScFan 2 года назад
Please explain the joke to me. i dont understand.
@fabiank485
@fabiank485 2 года назад
@@RoScFan Princess Diana was quite famous for being against land mines. Therefore he made the joke
@RoScFan
@RoScFan 2 года назад
@@fabiank485 Thank you, but could you please elaborate on "against land mines"? I mean.... isn't everyone against land mines? How can anyone be in favor of land mines, unless it's in the specific context of a battlefield? Did you mean she campaigned to clear old land mines? Or actually against their use in war or what? I dont get it. I know next to nothing about princess diana, except that her death is like jfk: shrouded in conspiracy theories. But I know next to nothing about her actual life.
@fabiank485
@fabiank485 2 года назад
@@RoScFan she campaigned against it
@isaacsrandomvideos667
@isaacsrandomvideos667 2 года назад
haha
@willlecomber7509
@willlecomber7509 Год назад
It’s the metaphors and similes that separate Clarkson, Hammond and May from any other car reviewer, that’s one of the things that makes Top Gear so great
@charlotteleates9375
@charlotteleates9375 2 года назад
“It’s like sitting in someone’s ear” because it’s so random and arbitrary, I find that hilarious! 🤣
@aimanazrie8944
@aimanazrie8944 2 года назад
"that is like saying rabies is better than botulism, and across the line!" 😂😂😂
@lennyface8195
@lennyface8195 2 года назад
Jeremy's murderer quote on the 911 is my personal favorite; I've used to many times to explain to people why I don't like flying.
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 2 года назад
Flying isn't dangerous.
@saagabragi6938
@saagabragi6938 11 месяцев назад
@@mirzaahmed6589 Falling is
@scottkelly1665
@scottkelly1665 10 месяцев назад
huioplkhggnurtugghh gjgtiui6hy yyjujju
@drwatson221b
@drwatson221b 2 года назад
Steven Hawkins- great bloke even though a lot of him doesn't work.
@MordechaiKarp
@MordechaiKarp 2 года назад
Can you do a compilation of the lads explaining why rubbish cars are great (old jags, Astons, lotus, Alfas, lancias) "that's a safety feature" "and he's thrown in an entire lorry!"
@Jrodsly
@Jrodsly 2 года назад
I was hoping for this. One of my favorite compilations.
@JKH133
@JKH133 2 года назад
The Barnard Castle line is excellent
@jdapaul1351
@jdapaul1351 2 года назад
"It would be like having a competition to see who would be the best at invading Poland and Germany coming in last." 🤣🤣🤣
@RDSyafriyar
@RDSyafriyar 2 года назад
Ultimately, it took the Soviet Union to have that - as a satellite state, among with most of eastern Europe including a portion of Germany itself.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 2 года назад
I mean it kind of did the first couple of times, the Russian Empire got the most, Austria did second best and Prussia came last
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 8 месяцев назад
The russians could contend them
@HexlGaming
@HexlGaming 2 года назад
1:35 Im not a huge supermarket guy but that does looks good. It looks like they are comprised in luxury whilst being able to enjoy each other’s company and their environment. A road-trip on a coast of somewhere sunny with multiple of those sorts of cars with good mates would be absolutely stunning I imagine. And some challenges on the way would vitality the trip. That would be invigorating
@berkkarsi
@berkkarsi 2 года назад
Anything of Top Gear can be made into compilations. The resources are limitless.
@Rasscasse
@Rasscasse Год назад
Yes. But Mustang does it best
@TheGrenadier97
@TheGrenadier97 2 года назад
8:49 - Yes, he's a true briton
@dylanwest723
@dylanwest723 2 года назад
Jeremy comparing Stephen hawking with lancia is insanely accurate
@olavjorvik94
@olavjorvik94 2 года назад
The 959 / F40 is one of my favourite videos😍
@hamisharnold8745
@hamisharnold8745 2 года назад
I want "wroughty sorbet" or "lung nectar" on a t shirt
@Rasscasse
@Rasscasse Год назад
I think it might be ‘rorty’ ?
@gandurk
@gandurk 2 года назад
The tights/stockings comparison is just perfect
@jacobbahr9316
@jacobbahr9316 8 месяцев назад
10:57 I love how Hammond takes his hand off the car when Mr Manlove... I mean John... says 'pubic hairs' and then steps away when he says 'faeces'
@suzukiyakudze2131
@suzukiyakudze2131 2 года назад
The people like Jeremy keeping manufacturers work hard in order to compete for quality of cars n more, love this show, n Clarkson is most honest person here about cars, Wich is respected by us, the enthusiasts.by the way I'm American mister Clarkson.
@ritwikganguly848
@ritwikganguly848 2 года назад
i love these guys soo very much
@oldskoolraver1079
@oldskoolraver1079 2 года назад
The greatest television show that there will ever be. Fawlty towers and Blackadder are a good second and third. Makes you wonder what happened with British television, considering the crap they are producing now.
@varolussalsanclar1163
@varolussalsanclar1163 2 года назад
Wokeness happened
@FatGouf
@FatGouf 2 года назад
@@itsamerby4270 lol have you seen the new Dr. Who? It so woke it probably wont go back to sleep even if you strangle it for hours.
@MontyCantsin5
@MontyCantsin5 9 месяцев назад
@varolussalsanclar1163: 🤦
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 8 месяцев назад
Yes (prime) minister has them all covered.
@jonvia
@jonvia 5 месяцев назад
Such poetry
@Charlzey1998
@Charlzey1998 2 года назад
How about a compilation of Top Gears Top Secret testing/development centres! I mean "What could possibly go wrong?"
@dave131
@dave131 2 года назад
Such great content lol Thanks for doing this even though my fav didn't make the cut :( " This is crystal meth, that's some iffy weed "
@jamp12008
@jamp12008 2 года назад
It's like driving a micra but the view from the window is speeded up 🤣🤣🤣
@jojosantos1264
@jojosantos1264 Год назад
I absolutely love how Jeremy and James always go on about the war 😂
@WvlfDarkfire
@WvlfDarkfire 2 года назад
"Like an American motel room" 😆 🤣
@Barton_Motors_Ltd
@Barton_Motors_Ltd 2 года назад
Love that R33 clip.
@gaudam514
@gaudam514 2 года назад
Slightly different request but can we have a compilation of where top gear uses music by Ludovico Einaudi. They use it fairly frequently and they are in some the best films by top gear ever. The music is absolutely phenomenal. Love the channel
@justinguibert4693
@justinguibert4693 2 года назад
We need a second episode
@KoxenBols
@KoxenBols Год назад
"Tights and stocking are designed to do exactly the same job, but they don't" "I dunno I only wear socks, Jeremy"
@aryanbhange
@aryanbhange 2 месяца назад
Robert just won a oscar. Might wanna change the metaphor jeremy
@MAGNUM05
@MAGNUM05 2 года назад
Is it possible that you can make a compilation of James May being purposely crashed into? No rush, just wondering.
@oversteer_9339
@oversteer_9339 2 года назад
Congrats 13k!!!!
@BostonBoy397
@BostonBoy397 Год назад
I love James saying that he wouldn't know the difference because he wears socks because I think the same way
@ph0nkwalk3r
@ph0nkwalk3r 2 года назад
best one was that LFA one.
@personfromgermany
@personfromgermany 2 года назад
some of these are similies but ill let it slide cos i love these compilations
@crazylizard1889
@crazylizard1889 2 года назад
Read the title genius
@jamesengland7461
@jamesengland7461 2 года назад
They are like similes
@abhisheklakshman3663
@abhisheklakshman3663 2 года назад
How could you miss the dog impression of Jeremy for VW UP!
@MasterFlores35
@MasterFlores35 4 месяца назад
Jezzas face at 1:30 regarding what BIM says 🤣😆
@terraprime4457
@terraprime4457 Год назад
I've never seen a lot of these
@JohnySv
@JohnySv 2 года назад
The Ethiopian well was good!
@DeadlyLazer
@DeadlyLazer 8 месяцев назад
Looking at Jeremy test that r33 made me wish they did a jdm special in Japan. I can't believe they never did that in the 20+ years Top Gear/Grand Tour was on.
@macattackk
@macattackk 2 года назад
Could you do a ‘when I come to power’ compilation lol
@Perceval16
@Perceval16 2 года назад
starting up my old shitbox be like 11:00
@automation7295
@automation7295 2 года назад
If it's a shitbox, why do you still own it? You just hate all cars, as you think all cars are shitboxes when they age.
@revolver265
@revolver265 Месяц назад
@@automation7295 in the words of Clarkson, "what _are_ you on about?"
@worldwideroamers9227
@worldwideroamers9227 2 года назад
8:36 Gold
@AstolfoCh
@AstolfoCh 2 года назад
That COD ref was a nice touch
@ronanvelarde8072
@ronanvelarde8072 2 года назад
This needs a part2
@bryalogicalgaming5817
@bryalogicalgaming5817 4 месяца назад
These 3 grasping for metaphors and similes is like some huge awkward chicken struggling out of door of its coop. Its always a fight and someone is probably going to lose its feathers.
@skylarsorell9212
@skylarsorell9212 2 года назад
Who would've guessed Clarkson was a CoD fan? XD
@kallehenningsson3315
@kallehenningsson3315 2 года назад
Its like sittning in someones ear-Jeremy Clarkson
@noomanajmal9381
@noomanajmal9381 2 года назад
You missed infamous Chrysler Crossfire metaphor
@sinnexz
@sinnexz 2 года назад
i just realized that "scarlet yohansons lips" is scarlet johanson... @4:05
@whoeverit9087
@whoeverit9087 11 месяцев назад
6:55. That didn't age well, did it...
@MeAg4in
@MeAg4in 2 года назад
Dear creator/editor I love u
@mrmawson2438
@mrmawson2438 2 года назад
Some of the words Clarkson say's 😆
@raven_of_zoso455
@raven_of_zoso455 2 года назад
Which of Jezza's legs do you guys think May hates the most?
@BlueflagAlpha
@BlueflagAlpha 5 месяцев назад
Right
@diobrando6245
@diobrando6245 2 года назад
9:58 got to be my fav
@crabmaster8174
@crabmaster8174 2 года назад
Sorry to nitpick, but most of these are simile, not metaphors. They say "like" instead of "is" for a lot of these.
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 2 года назад
Thank you! Came to say exactly the same thing.
@crabmaster8174
@crabmaster8174 2 года назад
@@decodolly1535 All good mate!
@Rasscasse
@Rasscasse Год назад
Even though you are nitpicking, you were not pedantic enough to read the video title properly. Now there is irony for you! 😂
@crabmaster8174
@crabmaster8174 Год назад
@@Rasscasse It got updated my friend, thats why it got liked by the poster
@jonathanedwards4251
@jonathanedwards4251 2 года назад
We need a “brown car” compilation. ALL in favor, please hit like.
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 8 месяцев назад
Well, thats not gone well...
@archiedube8231
@archiedube8231 Месяц назад
It's like "silly metaphor"
@josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838
"that's like going out and buying a Playstation war game that isn't Call Of Duty" Battlefield : *hello*
@nordimejia5790
@nordimejia5790 Год назад
4:20.... That is Harry's Fulvia, right?
@BorisShpilevoy
@BorisShpilevoy Год назад
What episode was it that James May drove the orange Camaro?
@petrosexualdesign
@petrosexualdesign 10 месяцев назад
You, sir. Are doing God's work.
@no-replies
@no-replies Год назад
When I saw the F40 vs 959 episode I fell in love. With both of them. Countach and 512tr and I'm in heaven
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 8 месяцев назад
The 959 was a competitor for thr the mighty 288GTO, however. They compared the wrong, lesser, ferrari.
@youraveragejoephoto
@youraveragejoephoto 5 месяцев назад
The comment about Steven Hawking being “a great bloke” ended up aging like fine milk real quick recently
@SWalks2000
@SWalks2000 2 года назад
9:42 Did Jeremy Clarkson invent the term bloo before Boris Johnson?
@Rasscasse
@Rasscasse Год назад
I think it’s just how people talk who have been to private school
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 8 месяцев назад
Lung nectar. My favourite exgf once said 'breathing is good for your lungs'
@federicocampagnoni
@federicocampagnoni 2 года назад
Hi, where have you found the original videos of the older episodes?
@Account1746
@Account1746 2 года назад
More similes in here than metaphors but fuck it same shit
@christianlenik5307
@christianlenik5307 Год назад
1:30 nice cut to the next scene James
@incog_nizant
@incog_nizant Год назад
Can you add when Jeremy is driving “The Brutus” and says, “IT’S LIKE TRYING TO DO A CROSSWORD PUZZLE WHILE YOU’RE BEING EATEN BY A TIGER!”
@EyePatchGuy88
@EyePatchGuy88 2 года назад
10:30, THAT take aged well....
@thomasjenkins1264
@thomasjenkins1264 Месяц назад
3:20 the ageing of this notion has finally ended
@vidyagaems1653
@vidyagaems1653 2 года назад
Hey what car is the one at 13:10 ?
@nick7928
@nick7928 Год назад
2:22 lmao 😂
@iXlnte
@iXlnte 2 года назад
3:28 ‘...because, he’s an American, like you.’
@Kugel--
@Kugel-- 2 года назад
Some of these were similes. Tut tut tut
@Nelykl27
@Nelykl27 2 года назад
what show did he do the Zonda R at imola?
@ishaqrazaak
@ishaqrazaak 4 месяца назад
2:01 😬
@4neck8indaily94
@4neck8indaily94 2 года назад
5:35 HILARIOUS
@GuninGames
@GuninGames Год назад
3:20 literally after Jeremy said that he started winning multiple Oscars when he worked for Marvel
@legocreator1998
@legocreator1998 2 года назад
8:36 you wait to see what happens to a house, when it is presented with THIIIIS moving at 400 rpm
@richard63
@richard63 2 года назад
The new Top Gear doesn't even rate. Thank god for the original team. And thank you Mustang150.
@itsoctotv
@itsoctotv 11 месяцев назад
7:46 dat turbo tho
@kokodjamba6657
@kokodjamba6657 2 года назад
11:18 I thought he was gonna say "But he is Iron Man"
@BlueflagAlpha
@BlueflagAlpha 5 месяцев назад
Princess Diana had one of these
@nicholasw.3488
@nicholasw.3488 2 года назад
It sounds, like a happy hippopotamus
@greenbalaclavaman
@greenbalaclavaman 2 года назад
0:43 lmao
@topgearfan2848
@topgearfan2848 2 года назад
Can you do a James May "Ow" compilation? I'd be happy to help
@therealvbw
@therealvbw 2 года назад
2:58 now that was ill informed...
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