@@sm173r6 Um I didn't? Edit I found another comment surprising similar to mine but on god I didn't steal cuz I didn't even see it. I don't waste my time doing that. "Everyone gangster until ... starts speaking enchanting table" is a common meme
"We still be gangsta, yo. Bird or no bird." Everyone gangster until (fill in the blank, whatever comes to mind). About as ubiquitous as "It is what it is."
He’s just repeating what he’s heard. Animals are like children. We need to listen to what is under their words and hear what’s expressed and connect with them. I know it’s funny when they act out but they need our empathy and calm loving reassurance and it builds trust with them. He’s a beautiful bird.
Dana Osadchaya Max your gonna go to the vet that’s how’s your work and where are they gonna are they still have the size or your punishment ok please your being a bad birdy maxwell your not listening 👂 to dan talking to do
My Granny inherited a bird from a friend who was a Preacher..in the middle of the nite, he'd preach..and during the day he sang hymns and cussed..lol. she never knew where he picked up his Salty language, but she thought it might have been the Sea Captain brother that brought him the bird..lol.
2:03 "You gotta get your nails done" "I can't laugh about last time Doctor the last time said they wait there. It was the worst it was the worst the worst. I said it was the worst. I've been wrapped around oh it was it was. It weren't fair!!!" "You heard what I said. Get ya butt out here" "I'd rather dive in a bush I'm scared with the worst I'm beside the rat" "Let's go" "I'm covered in blood I'm prepared to die for what I want. I'm at war with the world!"
I read your interpretation just as I got to that point in the video, what a weird experience. I'm pretty sure he told us about his plans for the end of humanity, with the veterinarians being the first against the wall.
Good, it's kind of the point of uploading these videos; to encourage people to NOT buy exotic animals from breeders, but if you really wanted one, you should adopt.
Companion animals universally fear the vet. Most people get nervous at the doctors. Being manhandled even if it’s for our own good is a reminder of our mortality and everything wants to survive
After laughing tears I finally can see again what I´m writing. Is anybody here who understood what Max was saying? Dear owner, could you please tell me?
My step brother taught his to say some very colorful things..However, my all time fav was whenever the phone would ring he would yell out for someone to answer that damn phone already..Lol!!
Megan Willis If you advertise locally for someone to come in and spend some time, you and your birds will all be happier. Boredom is bad. More playful interaction makes everyone better. Best of luck!
Actually he is speaking Cockatish, he spends the first minute and a half saying: "I don't want to go!" Then at around 1:25 he gives a speech: “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”
Cockatoos have extraordinarily long life spans...can get to be 100 years or more so maybe he's speaking an old obscure language that nobody knows anymore.
A burglar walks through a window at night, and hears a voice: “God is watching...” He looks around but sees nothing. “God is watching!” He’s freaking out he turns a corner. “GOD IS WATCHING!” It’s just a parrot in a cage. “Oh, you scared me little guy. What’s your name?” “Moses,” says the parrot. “Who names their parrot Moses?” “The same one who named his pit bull God.”
In animals, "swaying" behaviour, or repeated side-to-side movements, can often be a signal of great stress. If the bird is mimicking a human tantrum, then he has obviously witnessed angry behaviour, and it may be traumatic for him. He's reliving bad memories, so I don't find it "adorable" at all.
@@kc5402Max's previous owner abused him, swore at him & banged on his cage to the point that it caused dents in the cage. This video is several years old & Max doesn't swear anymore (although he does chuck a tantrum when it's vet day) which is testament to the stellar care, kindness & decency Dan has shown Max since.
Oh no he actually made it look like a hole to the underground with some dirt, candles and a red led light. He went by himself, thinking he was running away
His ahhhhwidcabbbbbbbbataaatooahhhhta , resonated with me. In fact I feel max has got the whole thing worked out and should move ( with Dan Obviously) to the uk to negotiate the Brexit transition and trade negotiations.
That was a great comment. One thing is certain...he absolutely means every word he’s saying judging by the emphatic gestures he’s using. I wonder if that’s something he came up with on his own like his tirade?
Lmfaoooo!!!! I love the flapping for emphasis! At one point he sounded like he was saying, “It’s not fair!” But all our fur and feathered babies are the same because nobody likes the vet! 😅
How does he sound like he is both the priest performing the exorcism and the one being possessed. Now that is pure talent. But as it seems, the daemons were not exercised 😹 Soooo stinken cute ♥️
@@JoyfulCrow If you think that's bad, there's other birds who replicate human speech near perfectly, and have an understanding of it to some capacity. They're entirely capable of forming statements out of words/phrases they've learned.
haahahhhhahhahahhahahahahhhhaha....I am crying hahahahaha. OMG. hahahahaha. And the robber gets trapped. I bet you that thief will never EVER rob again.
Ahmed Ibn Amin k u need know basic word then watch english RU-vid vid. I know English good now because of yt vids. U Know in 6 months if u watch many day
It's insane how similar this is to a human tantrum! The tone, the head movement, the body language (helpless angry flailing). It's like telling a two year old no.
Dan pretty much IS telling a two-year-old "No." Most cockatoos have a brain and mind that functions at the level of a 4 year old, so in that way it's not surprising. But this guy isn't afraid to tell Dan what he thinks -- about going to the vet or anything else he doesn't approve of.
angeleyedboidan On the last part, i hear "I dont want to go, I don't want to go..." and he seems to be repeating that. Might just be me. He seems very interesting though. You must have a lot of fun with that little guy.
For reals. I've been listening to this guy for 3 years now and if there's a common refrain during his more pugnacious moods it's that he eats celery at 7°. One only hopes that's 7°C and not 7°F, although that beak could plow through a frozen celery no problem.
