Comedians on Getting Drunk 

Second guy's youngest daughter is chaotic 😂😂😂. "Ila likes bone broth." "She ate it from her bag with her hand, like orangutan." It seems she's living in woods😂😂.

The chaotic energy EXUDING from that second guy's daughter is what I strive to have in my life

First Guy: pa’ la tos, pa’ la tos. Captions: [speaking foreign language].

The second guy had me crying his daughter is funny asf🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fluffy debunks the myth that alcohol makes you overweight... Gold! -“Are you into fitness?” -“No, I’m a drunk.” Also, Fluffy doesn’t want to mess with wine? Aw, shoot, I wanted to go Pinot-tasting with some friends and him

A Latino: *speaks Spanish, the 4th most spoken language in the world* Netflix: idk man, it's like tongues or something

“WERE INTERMITTENT FASTING TODAY LADIES- LETS GO” 😂😂😂😂

“Threw the lunch in the microwave for 2 min extra so it’ll be hot at lunch” lmao that’s me I feel insulted 🤣🤣🤣

Bert acts so surprised that his kids act the way they do, without looking at the mirror to find out why they are the way they are

gabriel is definitely one of my favorite comedians🙏he has the ability to sound like 100+ different characters and that alone makes him very unique as a stand-up comedian. especially when it comes to doing impressions of accents because those are usually really hard to do🙌

As a bartender, I recall an incident a few years back. The cops are known to hangout across the street waiting for drunk people to get in their car and drive away. One time, a dude named James exited the bar and immediately fell on his ass. He rolled around a bit and a few people tried helping him to stand up, then they tried to reason with him not to drive, everyone knew the cops were watching. Pretty much everyone in the bar left and drove home before this guy. Finally, he hopped in his car and took off, the last one in the parking lot. Of course, he was immediately pulled over. The cops made him stand on 1 foot, do the alphabet and walk a straight line. Not surprisingly, he failed miserably. The primary officer administered a breath test and James blew a 0.0%. The cops tried a 2nd and 3rd time, each resulted in a reading of 0.0% The cops were like WTF? They opened a 2nd breathalyzer device with a new straw and had him blow another time. Again, 0.0%. They asked him "how do you hide your intoxication?" His reply was "I'm not drinking at all tonight, I was the designated drunk to throw you guys off".

Because of my last name I've never bought a single shot of jaegermeister in bars.

Fluffy has never been in Spain 😂 the really heavy drunks, the hardcore drinkers, they drink wine... Sometimes it's even "de la casa" THE DRUNKS MAKE THE FREAKING WINE BY THEMSELVES, what a wonderful country to live in ❤️💛❤️

That last set, when she was describing the friend that can always convince you to get into trouble, I was thinking about my friend group wondering who it was…and then I realized “Ah shit. Its me.” 🤣

I’d have to disagree with Gabe on that. We have a Japanese steakhouse and everytime people order sake (if that’s how you spell it 😂) the person drinking would always yell sakeeeeeeeeeeeeeee before every shot 😂 definitely wasn’t a restaurant tradition because I’ve seen people order it at my table and it never happened lmao

Tiffany haddish's book is a really smooth and funny read. She is a natural story teller I read the whole thing in like a day. Keep it up Tiffany!! And please write more books!

Imagine someone who doesn't know Bert and the second act in this clip comes up and sees him shirtless and not addressing the fact at all talking about supervising his kids.

"tell Isla she has to start shitting" How old is Isla lol? He seriously needs to thank his wife for clearly taking care of his family lol

I've heard a Mexican shout Tequila!" I've heard an Asian shout "Saki!" But I've never heard anyone shout "Jager!"

Fluffy was funny. Then the 2nd guy came on & I thought why's he not wearing a shirt. He should be wearing a shirt. By the end of his set, I was crying & laughing so hard my stomach hurt and I couldn't breath. That was excellent! Tiffany Haddish (one of my personal faves) was awesome. I just love how authentic she comes across. No one would've shown that video, but Tiffani put it out for the world to see more than once!

The lunchstory reminds me of myself expermenting with meal prepping but like you do it in a hurry in the morning xD

Are you into fitness? No, I’m a drunk😂😭

"you cannot acurately measure wine" my lightweight ass with a glass of red: **passed out on the floor**

As an Italian I can say that wine drinkers do drink with all the other drinkers, best experience of my life.

I'm laughing so hard at the second guy's story my stomach is hurting, "my mom is in 'nam!!'

The first is Gabriel Iglesias aka Fluffy. The second is my personal favorite comedian, Bert Kreischer aka *Russian accent* The Machine

the one universal experience - borderline alcoholism, both alcoholics and non-alcoholics have done it

Isla is a legit agent of chaos. Her behaviour with deodorant was the clincher, for me. LOL I love her

"The party gonna be lit!"😂

Hey BIG boy gets me every time 😂😂

No one gonna mention Tiffany was like “still got dat rock in my system” in that video she made?? 😂😂😂

Love all these guys but I swear Bert has me crying. 🤣🤣🤣 I just want to go hang out with him.

Bold of Gabriel to assume I don't drink a bottle of wine in an hour like a heathen 😂😂😂

Tiffany basically bragged for 5 minutes straight

0:40 Indians: woo Fanta

When Fluffy said they drink wine for special occasions and thinking to myself you don't know Portuguese people we drink wine every day

"You ever seen that movie Pinocchio?" lololol

Everyone in my family: beer drinkers Me: that one wine drinker

For someone who used to drink enough to have a tank boat float, the only booze I've touched the last 3 years is still three small drinks of Jagermeister this last Christmas. I still have most of the tiny bottle in my fridge. These days, I'm into shrooms and hashish. At least I now know how Bill Hicks kicked his drinking habits.

And Tiffany... OMG! I love Tiffany Haddish! That girl ALWAYS has me lmfao!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤩

Apparently fluffy has not been to Lodi California where the wine drinkers the Yeager tequila vodka all in one in little holes in the wall bars that are great 🤗

Black Sista has great energy, i´d die for her

Second daughter be living that Florida lifestyle

Geez 😂 I've been making my own breakfast and getting myself ready on time for stuff since I was 8. My parents instilled responsibility in me pretty early on

Haha 11 shots of don Julio 😂🤣🤣 I'm over here like 15 shots of tequila 😅 that is so true you never see real drinkers with wine drinkers

“Merlot, I say”. 😂😂😂😂😂 I love wine but tequila is special I’m me heart.

I'm a single dad so I been watching my kid by myself for 13yrs 😆 🤣

Lmao 🤣 Tiffany was FAAAWWWKKKED 🆙 ON THAT VIDEO! The second guy tickled my soul and the Hispanic Guy is funny on whatever he’s on! Bravo 👏 You All!

Tiffany had me rolling!😁

Am i the only one who felt like Tiffany's story had a passive brag meaning after all? 😅 😂

“Awww lucky bitch” have me rolling 😂🤣🤣

That second guys daughter was low key me as a kid. 😭😭😭 My parents had to get me to stop eating plants at random. I saw green, NOM. I WAS LUCKY.

Fluffy: Wine is socially accepted. Argentinians: [Silence]

Wow, remember when we could be in large crowd of total strangers?

Yo, Big Boy had me dying laughing!!!! 😭😭😭😭

I've got to agree with him 100%. My choice of alcohol is also Tequila....."Patron" to be exact. For some reason....it's the only Tequila I can actually take shots of without feeling like my nose hairs are being singed....lol. Actually, I'll drink it straight on ice with no problem.

Tequila has put me in the worst predicaments of my life

I have to watch Tiffany haddish, that had my sides splitting lol

Tiffany Haddish , she funny as hell

Agave has stimulant-like effects, so when ppl drink tequila, that's why they get extra lit...you're getting drunk and stimulated at the same time....also actually tastes good with a bit a salt as well. I hate dark liqours but Tequila is my one exception because it tastes so unique and gives you a whole different kind of buzz

Pa' la tos, Pa' la tos

Tiffany wasn’t telling jokes she was just flexing

Yeagerrrrrrrrr😭😭😂😂

I can’t with the second video omg 😭😭😭🤣🤣

I love wine. And by the way: 5 ounces of wine is the standard serving size. That’s equal to one 12 oz beer, or a 1.5 oz shot of liquor.

The first guy: *talking about drinking* Me: "Yeager is scary for a few reasons" *thinks of AOT* "yeah ig bc of the Titan."

I am happy to see these narrators enjoy the freedom to feel at ease while they relate the anecdotes of history. While alcohol is a deadly and highly addictive drug, which kills more people each year than all other drugs, at least these narrators have the freedom to adjust their consciousness in the way they choose fit. We may feel grateful that they have not chosen to influence their consciousness in a way that that would be illegal by selecting the wrong drug, a choice for which they would be not only widely condemned, but also quite likely imprisoned. Sobriety, most people come to realize, is the best option, though its taste is not so sweet when mandated by law, under threat of the loss of one's personal Liberty. 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.' Declaration of Independence:

“My mums in Nam” loool

Bag of rice I’m weak 😭😭

this was an AMAZING combo video!!! I loved it so much and I laughed the whole way through it all 😂

The second one sounds like one my dad would do and then proceed to tel that story at every family get together

Every time I hear another story abut ila I'm glad I have a spirit animal out there somewhere

Fluffy refuses to mess with wine...mean while I have had a whole bottle of wine tonight....

Gabriel turned into a shirtless white guy with a beard and I got SO confused. Then I recognized “the machine”

I love Tiffany’s friend’s support but damn shouldn’t have done it before the show 😂😂😂

meanwhile in spain: "JAGEEEEER. Tequilaaaaa weeeeeeey. JEFE OTRO CALIMOTXO"

Fluffy!!!

We call that “throwing up your kidneys.” When it doesn’t wanna come out lmao

Tiffany Haddish me when I’m lit off the Tequila Gueyyyy

Tiffany is funny asf😂

All they're doing is 6 minute abs.. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️ Fluffy's the BEST!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The latino guys always kills it

Hilarious 😂

I’m from the city where Jägermeister comes from 😂. I’m so sorry

Dying y'all 🤣😹

To correct Gabriel, (for context) I'm form Europe and work at a bar. We have JÄGER, VODKA SHOTS, Tequila, Pina Colada, Wine (no Wine Schorle though), beer and Whiskey at the same table. It's a very psychy bar but small and has literally every age group. Maybe Europe drinking is just diffrent. We start drinking at 14?

I hate when ppl say “are you okay” Im like ye-🤮 IT TRIGGERS ME😭

Would love for some sound balancing between the comedians and the intro/end cap music.

Only The Machine has the greatest drunk story (but not the segment told here)

Are you into fitnessss? Nah I drink hahahhaha

As someone who is eating with her hand right now, i feel attacked 💀

Love Fluffy!!

Tiffany Haddish is so damn fine

I can’t even be mad at baby girl for the rice.. one time only thing i brought To school was a leftover bag of cereal 💀

Tiffany. You are fantastic.

Why are there people on the comments writing Jagger (Jägermeister) like Yager?!? That's blasphemy

Fluffy Jager PTSD. 1:15

I mean, I would've gone to that show

3rd one is ENERGETIC AS HELL

Bert Kreischer is the best😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣