Insane Dad Stories as Told By Comedians 

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putt*

This is an Asian classic.

@@ghostbravo7127 ik 😩😩

Jesus christ seriously? Did you atleast get any ice cream too ?

im 100% iranian and sry my guy but i got all i want at age 14 i even have a 162/202 bed and a mini fridge

Dude's other half wasn't Iranian; that's probably why. Either way, the parental dysfunctional bipolarized spectrum sort of went into itself, met in the middle, neutralized itself at dead center, and left the original poles of dysfunction remaining at the starting gate as if nothing ever really happened; so now it's a net-zero gain of absolutely nothing, and what this situational meaning is about to become now is one revolving solely and uniquely around how the home was built upon the Iranian experience only, apparently due to the fact that the mom thereof was anything but. And this, boys and girls, is why I continue to live alone to this day. 21 more years of this Never-Ending-Ted-Striker-Ritual-Seppuku-Warranting, and my framed commissioned act of murder-suicide at the age of 71 will have become effectively decriminalized some 17 years prior, during the Year of the Cataclysmic Death of the American Republic - 2025: Holy Fucking Shit, It's Old Faithful, Everybody; She's Changing From "Sleep" To "Blow"! There goes the neighborhood, And the entire continent of North America; All because of a Motherland-Fucking Caldera. I suppose that we're all going to be scared shitless When we all see "That's Armageddon" On that day, I can tell you. Who knew? Not Uncle Joe, apparently. Biden, that is. Not Stalin. Just FYI.

Wait what

Run away

😂😂😂😂😂

the exact same thing happened on my 8th birthday too😭😭

Happened to my sister. She got new curtains for her birthday, when she was like 8.

He's just not funny at all

Minhaj*

@@KonohazFinest if you are not brown or don’t know the brown immigrant experience in the west maybe you won’t relate idk 🤷🏽‍♂️

@@teddymeister95 I'm half black and italian what wouldn't I know about being brown. Why are people so sensitive if you find his comedy funny good for you I personally just don't.

@@KonohazFinest then don’t share your opinion, no need to go to the comments just to tell us he’s not good, no one wants to know

@@Naveen-tq7cg WAIT WHAT-

Both of them are awards for each other

Edit: deserves

Doesnt he!

What does it mean ?

@@RudrakshaChandel i wonder.

@@RudrakshaChandel it's not embarrassing so she's exaggerating it "thank god he didn't ask"

Yep birthday bombs

@@oplog5299 oh yeah I got they were called b-day bombs

@@aviv6793 the older you are the more you get

@@aviv6793 they either slap your bum or back sometimes face depending on the ppl themselves. We used to hit our class monitor aka popular kid back in 7/8th grade and she was so annoyed aha

No, it is not true for everyone, but your friends laughing at you being scolded, is true

I-

Wow! Now you can tell your kids that story.

Now I've gotta pull up an app and rewatch Dog Day Afternoon, 😆

Not me having read the title and still not knowing he was talking abt his parents until he said

Lucky you

Must be nice

So your mom was the weird one

My dad is not as weird but rarely ever speaks. He just doesn't like talking to anyone, he barely speaks to us.

"My dad's white"

I just maid a video on why being lazy is a good thing. Maybe you should check it out. 🤔

I loved home depot (not exactly called that at the time but these days big business has taken over), but my father never took me, or paid for any of that. the possibilities for what I could engineer with all the stuff there was just so great. Lot of great creations that I bargained my way to in those stores, lot of time in my own backyard workshop and actual workshops later on once I was older. Decades later an adult me would take the tools back up and let the engineer out when I was building my prized car and fixing up my firebird and superbird. Not everyone is the same.

I don’t think she’s going to respond to you.

Thanks

Someone else commented it means "loose/hard"

Yesss haha I laughed my ass off

@@abhignavijjapurapu209 In his show "one fits all" he talked about his dad and how he hasn't seen him for 30 years and the dad finally showed up at one of the shows

@@lt.reubenrozeyt5716 Yeah, but that story has a VERY different vibe. Maybe just do the "his picture is on the hot sauce bottle" and leave it at that.

Who is JP?

@@kanedaku it was a character Whitehall played in the show Fresh Meet.

It just means their parents are lol

First of no. Not really and not funny(I kinda did laugh though) but yeah

@@valerytrinidad7438 I have a degree in elementary education. The ability to read is a developmental ability. For some children, that developmental ability doesn’t kick in until the age of 7 and that’s okay. We all develop at our own pace. It doesn’t make you unintelligent.

She can be reallly funny at times .

Knew I was gonna come out of it crying. My hypothesis was correct. Asian parents tell you that you are not creative and you are an academic.

it’s actually for safety, the landing is one of the most dangerous moments on board and if it doesn’t go well you’re less likely of getting injured in the upright position of the chair (you have to do the passenger safety position for crashing) sorry, english isn’t my first language but my mom is a flight attendant

Letter Home. I would assume it's like an opportunity for them to write something for their parents

@@NVDAbets oh

She says at 13:53 that it meant letter home

@@NVDAbets This makes it more hilarious!

Jack Whitehall ? My god he's terrible, but is very popular for some reason.

I was thinking the exact same thing lol

I had a straight face the whole time.

47th!!!! That's a Bingo!!!

Nope there are Bengalis too I heard they don't force you If you want to be a dancer do it.

@@somyaranjansahoosahoo5127 Me a bengali: Nope