If it doesn't bother you, Don't find an office job. I still regret going into an office job because now i need to watch what i say and take fuckin feelings into account.
Love how managers at companies get pissy when your sweating your ass off and take a 5 min water break but they waste our time with stupid pointless meetings like that.
this. this shit. im "going slow" but then im taken off to the side about this for almost 20 minutes about it...time that could have been spent working on the floor...
Yeah I don’t say one minute late. They don’t pay me for being early everyday so I don’t stay late. And 12.5 hours of my day is enough I work here they don’t own me.
pointless meetings which are of a result only to make the work harder than it needs to be or is no I'm not gonna waste my your and my coworkers time in a meeting to find new or old ways to make the company less productive and more injured by the time constraints you want everyone to live up to because if you ever worked a day in your life ya must've forgot what other reasons there are for having cushion time in a day because I'm not stopping working I'm getting ready for the next project and yeah 1 hrs before quitting time os not the time to expect 3more hrs of work done but somehow leaving on time and now that you've wasted 15 mins of my time it'll take me 45 minutes just to get stuff put away for taking back out tomorrow to continue this nonsense and that leaves another 30 mins of just getting out of there so don't complain to me about overtime because your the one causing it, uninterrupted i would've had that hr to get as far as i could put away and clocking out on time but you wanna hold meetings after I've clocked out? don't even suggest or ill be clocked back in to charge double and then clocking back out to leave
If I did not get cussed on the jobsite, or cussed when I walked in the wood shop. I knew I had messed up. I never once got offended. Jobsites have a form of communication all their own. Alot of folks don't understand. Dudes are often doing difficult jobs in harsh conditions. There is no room for misinterpretation or flowery language.
If you are being spoken politely to, it means you’re being fired and they don’t want to say anything that you could take to a lawyer. OR everyone has decided you’re just a nonentity and not worth wasting time on. There’s a couple of levels to cussing/insults. Both sound a bit hurtful, but if there is extra viciousness and anger, then they are mad at you. If not, then although they are cussing you, they are doing so in a friendly way.
@@curtisa3069 one of my co-worker who help me learning the trade told me this If i care and friendly with you, im gonna told you shit and talk rough with you so you learn If i hate you, I won't even talk or yell at you
my wife who I work with doesn't understand why I get written up so often. I just showed her this and told her "Ricky is like my work place spirit animal" she just kinda went, "oh.. that actually explains a lot" keep speaking the truth Ricky, you're the inner voice of the working man.
Hats off to your wife. If you’re the type that keeps getting written up, I can’t imagine how many times she’s asked how do you put up with that at home? It’s exhausting trying to explain a grown man’s actions and why he can’t control them so much he’s got the number one spot in HR. Lack of a filter and tact tends to bleed into every aspect of your life..until she gets tired of making excuses for your behavior. If that’s not your situation, I’m happy it’s not, for both of you. I tried explaining that for decades. He didn’t comprehend that until after I could no longer listen to how everyone is a dumbass Every Single Day. It’s draining. Decades complaining about how people are so stupid, not one day learning how to deal with that truth effectively. And I didn’t even work with him…
It is officially keep your mouth shut weather... AMEN. A wise man was once asked why there has been so much violence in the Middle East... his reply was simple, its HOT.
I am dying... oh that ending was a side splitter. I hurt *LOL* You can't sit in a cushy ac office all day and then try to dictate to skilled labor that works out in the heat and the freezing temps on how they ought to do anything but their job. It just ain't gonna work. Hubby had a Roscoe at a job. Man was older than dirt. He cussed out some whippersnapper for doing everything wrong on a fabrication piece. The idiot had to tack weld something and burned holes through the entire piece, so it had to be done from scratch. The higher ups came in and got onto him for cussing the kid and stated any damages done that cost money would be docked from his pay for not supervising them properly. Our Roscoe went off on the higher up, cussed out the kid and 2 others who were screw ups, and the welding program the job was sponsoring for even letting them pass. He threatened he'd beat the cost out of each of them and he'd sue if fired and he'd win because he knew 3 local judges and each one was a son of a welder he personally trained. Boss left and so did all 3 kids. Oddly enough, the job was done ahead of schedule once the dead weight left.
I think the boys are communicating just fine on the site, safety man just don't understand the jargon. That complete 180 tho after safety man starts spouting off ... Bro I'm just holding my sides sitting on the shitter you funny as hell boi, keep em coming!
When somebody tries to hand you their phone and says, "you talk to them"... Remember this moment. They were on the shitter holding their sides too LOLOLOL!
This guy is a genius, love how he comes up with this and also makes me believe each character is a different person with their own development. Thank you for brightening my evening.
I agree with Keith. If you've ever worked for a living, this is the normal attitude you encounter. It's only novel to folks who've never had to get dirty.
@@TGNXAR working in an office is still working, at times it’s extremely mentally exhausting. To say “working for a living” can only be done through manual labour is not only insulting it’s just incorrect. Honestly could have done without your pathetic ignorance, was just trying to enjoy this geniuses humour as an entertainment factor whilst relaxing.
@@Alex-wi9vb I work in an office, right now. It's nothing compared to the physical labor I used to do. Do not assume your ignorance is equal to my experience.
@@TGNXAR Having done physical labour myself on a building site and a warehouse and now working in an office I can tell you for me the office is harder. Physical labour becomes muscle memory and being alert to prevent accidents. Don’t assume your experience is more valid than mine, your ignorance is mind boggling. However I came here to enjoy a video and enjoy life, as Ricky would probably say in a less polite way. I’m bored of your arrogance, find something better to do internet troll than spewing Ignorance and hate
To quote the boatman from Klaus: "these people only have one thing to say to each other, and I think they're getting their point across just fine without you."
Ricky's first good point is how I feel on AT for the army reserves. when we're out there in the middle of the field sweating our balls off working 24/7 is not the time for me to teach the new private. that's what the rest of the year is for.
@@Ford-dc9mu SPC I've been in for a minute and our unit hasn't had a motor Sergeant for like 2 years so I've been running the motor pool in the meantime
They use to let go/ transfer all of our contractors with every work stoppage (most of which were less than 2 weeks), it got to the point where we would not even let them leave the break room, shit they gave us one crew that decided to chizzle out all of the connectors from a major asset. Do you have any idea how long it takes to replace 300 connectors that upto 100 pins in them each?
I have in old picture from 2005 in Al Udied AFB of a ssgt holding up a temp guage that read 135 degrees! We used to have to FREEZE those water bottles overnight so we had cold water during the day!
Never been construction, but I was flightline and stationed in Florida. I'm with the guys on this one, there are times when it's too damn hot to deal with idiots.
Just feed the safety dude a bag of doughnuts and a pot of coffee everyday. Then tell him DO NOT leave this office until WE call you!! Problem solved!😁😁
Nope. Pablo probably can't throw the guy overboard... fun fact a security guy thrown from the 12th floor or a guy falling from a fishing boat make about the same sound.... splash
On the site, cussing is as necessary as breathing. Its good for mental health. At least that's what the site foreman use to tell the guys in Khaki pants anytime complaints were lodged....Great vid dude, brought back some fond memories right there
@@nickfulton8173 homie, when you work a rubber press that makes winter feel like summer and summer feel like hell, if someone is standing on the stairwell because "he forgot to install the safety stop last night when everyone left" calling him a brainless fucking jackass for making you stand in damn well near 120 degree heat for 5 seconds without work getting done. is an accurate and kind way of saying "if you make that mistake again, im sendin ya home to mommy in a bag"
I'm an RN and I TOTALLY understand some paper pusher effing with me, when I can't even find a minute to go to the bathroom, don't get lunch, never sit, and hurt all over my body...then bitching when I have to stay over to chart my shift. 😏
I understand the crew was THRILLED to get out of that sun to come into the Air Conditioning for an ass chewing. I feel same way. I've been chewed out before.
It reminds me of father, who became a very “religious” man when he was in the military. He and his entire unit would attend Church every Sunday morning. They would all march into Church, put their heads down and pray in silence. They all became very close to God because God was the only power in the Universe that could keep the chaotic forces of the Drill Instructors at bay, but only for one hour a week.
@@Alpha0727 Drill instructors do that because they love you. Drill instructors want to keep you ALIVE. God does that because he loves you. God wants you when your alive and dead.
@@JeepinBoon Oh, I know that and 99.99% of recruits know that by the end of boot camp. But to a bunch of 18 year olds in boot camp, Drill Instructors can be seen as Evil Incarnate.
I agree it's a 140 million degrees in my shop and all my mechanics are in a pissy ass mood. Making me in a pissy ass mood. Jobs aren't getting done fast enough we are busy as hell. God for bid I try and prod them along to get shit done faster. They will show me right quick what slow is all about. So I just accept that it's a million degrees out side and take what I can get. At the end of the day I count my blessings that know one got shot. It's hot out there folks show your guys some appreciation. Most of them deserve it most likely anyways.
Agreed. My helper bailed on me today, ran solo for my jobs... fuckin pussy. I do like that extra hour of pay per job being solo, however... eh, double edged sword?
I still have people who get upset by my cussing but how the hell else am I supposed to describe things? It gets the point across in a more direct way with less words used, saves times and eliminates confusion
Cussing on the jobsite even bypasses language barriers. I remember when I was a young helper the old Mexican I was working with told my gringo ass what tools to get. In Spanish, when I was too green to know the English trade names for those tools but had seen em. Homie cussed the directions at me miming what he was about to do to the workpiece-instant clarity. Forget proper names, a few “universal verbs” & immediately every helper within earshot knew what he needed out the truck!
I work in a foundry ambient air temp of 112-120 & we are all short AF with supervisors & they know to back off b4 we literally knock the shit right out of’em 😃😆
I had a guy recently tell me we needed to "talk" because he felt I was being too hard on him. We were leaving at 4:15am to beat the heat. I let him know that since expectations are the same for everyone on the crew (who show up) he could come to work on time and every day or go home permanently. Communications problems = Some ones a wussy.
Exactly. Show up early or on time.. everyday.. just like everyone else or go find another job. It doesn't get any more clear than that! I used to give some habitual offenders a McDonald's application & explain exactly what I mean by that. It straightened some people up & the others probably used them!
Yeah...after hiring me SPECIFICALLY because of my military ER, field medicine and general experience, I was called into the floor Manager's office. Apparently, someone complained I was "too brusk" in how I requested they draw a patient's blood at a particular time (as was their job), because I was going to be too slammed to do it as I'd planned. Who knew an exmilitary EMT would not take the time to determine how a subordinate felt about a task? 🙄 I couldn't imagine talking back to the RNs I worked with in the military, but I have to accept it from my assistant 🤔?
The fact the boss man said “I’m busier than a $2 hooker on a Vegas strip” had me dying and I’m stealing ricky’s line about “2 piece translation” cause that was hilarious💀💀🤣
As someone that sets steel for a living this is on point with the whole, "it's hotter than fuck" outside and don't fuck with me point. There's nothing worse than trying to finish your job to get some water or in some shade, and someone wants to stop and talk to you.
My manager before I switched to truck driving literally took a picture of a glove on a trim press, sent it to his computer, printed it off, and wrote on the list he was giving me to throw it away
I’ve never made a comment so I don’t know if you’ll read it but I appreciate your humor And keep making these hilarious videos once every couple days I get all my coworkers together and will pick a video to watch to make fun of our safety man keep it up buddy
I thought going white collar would keep me safe from safety mans bullshit, but now the problem is I actually need to listen to that mother fucker when he says "telling someone their photo's are shit, they take too much damn time, and they need to get off their lazy ass and click a fucking button" isn't an appropriate way to tell them "hey man, your photography skills could use a lot more work, work on the exposure and maybe tell the subject to stand closer. The only bennifit is, I got to go to a construction site the other day because we had a NASTY twister rip through the area, it was 98 degrees, and this secondary photographer is playing with buttons instead of getting into the AC. I lost my cool and was like "PRESS THE FUCKING BUTTON JACKASS!" the kid started crying (literally) and said he was going to HR. Homie from the construction crew said "look here crybaby, I don't know you too well so I'ma be nice, but the fact your boss said that Instead of "it's fine let me do it" is a good thing, wipe that nose and get yo ass in gear before they change their mind" When we got back to the office and they asked why I was so mean to them. I said "two things, those people were paying by the hour and we charge 600 bucks an hour, Second of all if I wasn't meant to you, you might want to start job searching. If I yell at you and call you a dumbass, it's because I think you can actually grow and improve, If i stop caring about your work, it means I'm hunting down your replacement"
2:07 I had a manager at a lumber yard that was EXACTLY like this. I come in one day "Joe, I need you to bring down a pallet of roof tar, we've been out since we've been open" and I shit you not "Joe, I need you to go pick up the paper in aisle (whatever it was), I keep walking by it and it's still there".
"Not my site, not my problem." This. This is my motto at work. Do what you want at work, but unless your actions are going to get me in trouble, I don't give a shit. You do your job, and I'll do mine. Simple.
When I was working construction I always loved listening to the old timers tell the young if your feelings get hurt easily leave and don't come back you will never survive the job
The worlds a better place b/c i work alone. Stay safe out there everyone, if u start to feel light headed its already too late. Go , get in the shade and hydrate til u feel better!!!
During my career, I never worked in an environment where employee 'insights' were so accurately verbalized... Now, I can see why I was oftenly mistaken for being someone with a college degree... This shit is funny as hell... Keep it going guys!
While I don't work in construction (many members of my family have, I grew up on this kinda talk and you're hilarious), I do work in a kitchen. It's hot as hell behind the line, you're always getting burned by fire or grease, and communication is -key- to good dinner service. We don't use flowery language, even if it's a nice place. We say what we need to, to get our point across. Hot! (The item is hot. You'd be surprised how many new folks just stare at you when you say that.) Sharp walkin' (We are carrying a sharp item. Move or get cut.) Behind! (Moving behind you,, so don't fucking step back.) 86 it. (Take it off the menu, or throw it out. We don't have it and I don't care who you promised it to. It's gone.) The simplest things can get any point across, folks just don't listen is all. And yeah, most folks in the kitchen curse like crazy. It doesn't mean anything, it's just how we talk. My old man always said construction was the same. Certain jobs have their own language. If you can't learn it, leave. Left my last kitchen due to a new fancy manager telling us all if you cursed you'd be fired because people who curse didn't deserve to have jobs. You'd be surprised how fast folks cleared out. XD
brother you need to sell a collection of all this videos as seasons i think we would all love that. The development of each character and how relatable they are is fking great.. this is one of my favorite videos. we need more pablo!
I have 2 decades in this line of work. This is the best most poignant video I have ever scene. I am already a big fan of this show and this video just put you at the top. I have spent the majority of the last 3 years working in the Safety department🤣🤣🤣👀 ❤❤❤❤❤
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are sooooo funny… You should be RECOGNIZED by comedian’s PRODUCER out there and winning some serious AWARDS man… I love all the characters and OBSESSED with all of them especially Ricky HaHa…WELL DONE !
The company I work for took our complaint of lack of communication to heart, and tried to shoe-horn a pass down system between machine operators. It really highlighted the fact there is a severe disconnect between the office and the floor, because we were complaining about management relying on a game of telephone to inform everyone of operational changes. We had no issues passing shift specific info between day and night shift.
oh,lordy. can I relate ,heavily to a total failure to communicate in any way,shape,or form with jobs. or,worse yet,one direct superior says one thing,the other direct superior tells you to do the exact opposite,and do it as half assed as possible. I legit had a boss tell my team to screw up . we cannot afford to do this correctly. his exact words. I'm all kinds of confused. like,hold up. we cannot at all afford to do this job correctly,but,we somehow have all the money in the world to correct the issues? da fawk?
Has to be the absolute best clip from Ricky and The Boss. So accurate that office staff and field staff have a communication barrier and expect more out of each other.
😆 just gotta say some of their comments remind me of my years as a CNA in nursing homes. when shit started rolling down hill, I'd often remind my coworkers that we were mushrooms...fed shit and kept in the dark. and we'd often want to vent like Ricky, etc.
Dude I've been following you since you started and I must say, there is not one of your videos that hasn't made me laugh yet. I guess b/c I can relate to all of them and I personally see this type of shit on the job every day!!! I swear whenever I'm having a bad day, your video pops up and makes me damn near cry from laughing so hard!! Keep it up and you for sure have atleast one subscriber for life.
