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Communism Stops Where Your Wallet Starts! 

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@BillSmith-rx9rm
@BillSmith-rx9rm 9 месяцев назад
Like Archie Bunker said, "It's easy to be generous when it doesn't cost you anything."
@davidbann8388
@davidbann8388 9 месяцев назад
I quote that episode every week
@cheyennealvis8284
@cheyennealvis8284 9 месяцев назад
Communism doesn't work because it assumes people are Christian. But they're not, they worship mammon. They only Say they're Christian.
@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs
@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs 9 месяцев назад
Exactly. Thats why Jesus said. Is easier for a camel to pass thru the eyes of a needle than a rich man entering heaven
@timrichardson4018
@timrichardson4018 8 месяцев назад
Some accuse Jesus and the early church of communism. Very similar social ideals with one glaring difference. There is a huge difference between moving individuals to help their fellow men from their hearts and forcibly taking from some to give to others.
@BillSmith-rx9rm
@BillSmith-rx9rm 8 месяцев назад
@@timrichardson4018 Jesus was not a communist. This is totally flawed thinking. Jesus affirmed the laws of the Old testament, which confirms the right to property ownership. Jesus taught not to steal, which infers the right to private property ownership. Jesus taught the importance of the family unit, not loyalty to the state. Jesus taught that one should work if he wishes to eat. He did not promote takers. Jesus taught free will giving, not giving by coercion. Just taught freedom and liberty, not state control and coercion. There is a reason that every communistic society is atheistic. That reason alone should dissuade anyone from thinking that Jesus and Christianity is communistic. This was just a very brief comment for RU-vid purposes. One could actually go into a long dissertation on this topic.
@kevinb7098
@kevinb7098 9 месяцев назад
The f in communism stands for food.
@ricardorulz
@ricardorulz 9 месяцев назад
I believe you might want to explain the joke to the average leftist college student.
@brandonjames2368
@brandonjames2368 9 месяцев назад
(I'll play along happily, @kevinb7098) But wait! There's no "f" in Communism!
@toasterkolin9951
@toasterkolin9951 9 месяцев назад
​@@brandonjames2368 Exactly! Just like there's no food in communism!
@pabloescobar9461
@pabloescobar9461 9 месяцев назад
​@ricardorulz Why bother talking to the mindless LEFT. They're too far gone.😂
@CM-th2oe
@CM-th2oe 9 месяцев назад
Funny 😮
@warshamarfield2367
@warshamarfield2367 9 месяцев назад
Gotta remember Margaret Thatcher: “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.”
@Emppu_T.
@Emppu_T. 9 месяцев назад
literally what happened in our administration the last time
@heatheryllanes6925
@heatheryllanes6925 9 месяцев назад
Didn't the majority of her people hate her so much they celebrated her death
@ritabell2660
@ritabell2660 9 месяцев назад
​@matthewdubay1180 most of them don't even know what country their in
@Cal-Corgan
@Cal-Corgan 9 месяцев назад
​ @ritabell2660 ...they're...
@RKDTOO
@RKDTOO 9 месяцев назад
The problem with Margaret Thatcher is that she didn't know what macroeconomics is.
@Listman11
@Listman11 8 месяцев назад
The shock of liberal college kids when they see their first paycheck is priceless. They immediately start to question the taxes.
@tomatopilis6898
@tomatopilis6898 8 месяцев назад
you're accidentally advocating for communist values
@withinthrall1445
@withinthrall1445 8 месяцев назад
You act like most people in America don’t start work before college lmfao
@johnvickers5627
@johnvickers5627 8 месяцев назад
@@withinthrall1445working a job with a truly livable salary ? I’d literally 100% beg to differ.
@tomraineofmagigor3499
@tomraineofmagigor3499 8 месяцев назад
​@@johnvickers5627"livable" is a buzzword. Money can go far if you live within your means. For me I'd rather we get a handle on inflation then be getting more money. As long as the cost of living is stable then the ability to live within my means is stable. If the cost of living is constantly changing then I can't plan ahead to improve my life properly as things become unpredictable
@mechgouki7999
@mechgouki7999 8 месяцев назад
You lie! Woke twitter mobs don't have jobs!
@patricksullivan2322
@patricksullivan2322 9 месяцев назад
As a child my dad said “a democrat will gladly give you the shirt of their neighbors back” I always remembered that 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@andrewheagwood5950
@andrewheagwood5950 9 месяцев назад
I heard that growing up too. Then I saw it.
@axidhaus
@axidhaus 9 месяцев назад
Pooring from someone else’s glass
@SXSPRIME
@SXSPRIME 9 месяцев назад
So true
@acedrew07
@acedrew07 9 месяцев назад
Never heard that. That's good
@julie.1081
@julie.1081 9 месяцев назад
@@axidhaus Can I borrow that line? It really sums up the Dems, doesn't it?
@Marco_My_Words
@Marco_My_Words 9 месяцев назад
In summary, they expect to receive things from others but are unwilling to share what they possess.
@johndavies5985
@johndavies5985 9 месяцев назад
Yes human beings are selfish. I teach my children to share, to be fair and truthful. Those are my values.The world seems to be sliding into darkness where sociopaths are taking over.
@Marco_My_Words
@Marco_My_Words 9 месяцев назад
@@johndavies5985 You're doing a great job as a dad. It's really important to teach kids to be kind like that. Unfortunately, these days, it's more common for parents to teach kids to either dislike rich people or look down on those with less. Good parents are hard to find nowadays. But be careful, there's one thing that might be a problem. I learned to share from my dad too, but when I was younger, some so-called friends took advantage of me, both money-wise and emotionally. So, maybe you should also teach your children how to spot the difference between people who mean well and those who don't. Those they should share with and those they shouldn't.
@liquidsnakex
@liquidsnakex 9 месяцев назад
@@Marco_My_Words Most likely that lesson would never be believed anyway until it actually happened for real. When you’re a kid you tend to think nobody you know would rob or harm you, so it’s better to learn that lesson early in a petty way, than later in a serious way.
@folcrams2993
@folcrams2993 9 месяцев назад
Sounds Like capitalism
@Marco_My_Words
@Marco_My_Words 9 месяцев назад
@@folcrams2993 No, that's not true. Under capitalism, you cannot simply obtain something without offering anything in return. Instead, you must provide something of value, and in exchange, you receive something that holds equal value for the other party involved. Success in this economic system depends on presenting something considered valuable enough that others are willing to pay the set price for it.
@Mrs._Nunez
@Mrs._Nunez 9 месяцев назад
As Cuban who fled communism I support this message.
@F_YT2023
@F_YT2023 9 месяцев назад
Same here !!!
@lobomedina6312
@lobomedina6312 9 месяцев назад
​@@F_YT2023 2nd gen, dad fled Castro the Beard.
@pst702
@pst702 9 месяцев назад
Thank you for your support...Hopefully those dumb kids wearing the Che Guevara can get a clue someday... when I see a young person wearing that, I immediately know that they are ignorant.
@F_YT2023
@F_YT2023 9 месяцев назад
@@lobomedina6312 1st gen here
@user-dl3ll5cx1l
@user-dl3ll5cx1l 9 месяцев назад
I admire your courage.
@jaredbanister6880
@jaredbanister6880 9 месяцев назад
This is Yakov Smirnoff he is formerly from Russia, and after touring many states (including performing once in front of a presidential cabinet) he started a show in Branson Missouri. I have seen him twice and he is good.
@bbgunassasin7258
@bbgunassasin7258 8 месяцев назад
I was wondering, I live outside of Branson and thought this was him
@maxxcarver5502
@maxxcarver5502 8 месяцев назад
​@@bbgunassasin7258Is he still alive? I was in branson missouri. Once. If I had known he was there!!
@insanejughead
@insanejughead 6 месяцев назад
He is still alive, and he deeply cares for what the opportunity of being in the states has done for him. I met him briefly. He is the epitome of humility.
@Steven-zn8ed
@Steven-zn8ed 5 месяцев назад
I live a few blocks away from yakov's theater
@Steven-zn8ed
@Steven-zn8ed 5 месяцев назад
And I call it sunshiny Branson! Where the sun always shines!!!
@tritesy
@tritesy 9 месяцев назад
Nobody gonna say the comedians name and give him credit? His name is Yakov Smirnoff and he is absolutely hilarious.
@keystring854
@keystring854 9 месяцев назад
I used to fly a lot into Springfield/Branson Airport, and he’d be on my flight a lot. He’s got a theater in Branson.
@mayorb3366
@mayorb3366 9 месяцев назад
One of my favorite jokes from him... "Every country has a city they make fun of. In America they make fun of Cleveland. In the Soviet Union, they make fun of...Cleveland".
@JA-od1wb
@JA-od1wb 9 месяцев назад
​@@mayorb3366 ?? I don't think I have ever heard a joke or heckle about Cleveland 🤔 maybe it's cuz I live in California
@mayorb3366
@mayorb3366 9 месяцев назад
@@JA-od1wb Granted, this is an old reference, probably mid 80"s when Smirnoff was just getting big. The Cleveland thing has long worn of since then, but way back in the day it was commonly the butt of many digs. I have no explanation as to why that was.
@Svensk7119
@Svensk7119 9 месяцев назад
So this was from 40-ish years ago.
@deanos360
@deanos360 9 месяцев назад
It’s all fun and games until you actually have to share.
@horehoundbasedcandy8736
@horehoundbasedcandy8736 9 месяцев назад
At the point of a rifle
@1st2nd2
@1st2nd2 9 месяцев назад
And yet, people still donate to the poor.
@codycraine7101
@codycraine7101 9 месяцев назад
​@@1st2nd2if you are the type to donate you would do that instead of scream for everyone to do it
@user-ho4ut6dq6i
@user-ho4ut6dq6i 9 месяцев назад
⁠We have SEVEN KIDS, TWO SET’S OF TWINS. We both work full time, raising this family. You learn to share. However, we thought them to WORK. I know these days that’s a four letter word, a lot of people don’t know what it means. Or even how to do it. I sure if some commy has two BMW’s, he’s going to give one away. I don’t think so. He just going to take the car you have. He/She rather have three and you have none. Then, Mr. Commy, would be happen. It’s been tried for 1,000’s of years, and it’s never worked. Who is STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK IT WILL WORK NOW. I just call these BONEHEADS, under educated, in reality, and over educated in LY LY LAND. WITH THERE HEAD IN THE SAND. GO AHEAD MOVE WHERE THE COMMY’S LIVE, see how much the little people like it. If your at the top, it’s probably pretty nice. When you have lived that life, then tell me how awesome it is. THE LUMBERJACK. That’s right, I cut wood for a living.
@DEATH_3_GOD
@DEATH_3_GOD 9 месяцев назад
​@@1st2nd2Donating to the poor is not the same as sharing my hard earned stuff with some lazy or incompetent bum.
@LiveOnCarnivore
@LiveOnCarnivore 9 месяцев назад
A socialist is someone who has read Lenin and Marx. An Anti-Socialist is someone who understands Lenin and Marx.
@personeater747
@personeater747 9 месяцев назад
have you read lenin or marx? because Id love to hear why you oppose them.
@MfremM
@MfremM 8 месяцев назад
The problem is by the time you understand it then it's too late.
@imhotep_lukata
@imhotep_lukata 8 месяцев назад
​@@personeater747do you support them?
@personeater747
@personeater747 8 месяцев назад
@@imhotep_lukata yeah. Marxs critique of capitalism is nearly without flaws. I really see no reason to oppose him, he's one of the greatest scholars of his century. As for Lenin, his writing is profound and he managed to build socialism in his lifetime. Obviously the ussr was not without issues, it was pretty bad, but for try one they did well. Future socialism can adjust based on their mistakes (overly centralized authority + lack of governmental checks, plus failures in land collectivization.) As for the authoritarianism and famine though, I don't think socialism can be blamed. In feudal russia famine was common, especially in times of war. Soviets take over and this continues. It would be odd to blame socialism if it existed before socialism. As for centralized authoritarianism, the tsars and put in both match the bill. Socialism as an economic system launched russia from a feudal starving uneducated hellscape to an industrial starving highly educated nation. They went from basically irrelevant to the second world superpower. Clearly, the economic system did wonders, and governmental failings mostly irrelevant to socialism were the issue.
@Supersonicspyro
@Supersonicspyro 8 месяцев назад
​@@personeater747the problem with marx is at no point did he question his views nor consider how things could have gone horribly wrong
@Vivacemalt
@Vivacemalt 9 месяцев назад
I once sat down at a buffet with an outspoken communist. He went up and filled a plate while I sat and did not. He then went to get a fountain drink. While he was gone, I emptied half of his plate onto mine. He had the gall to get mad at me.
@paulg6274
@paulg6274 7 месяцев назад
Everyone belives that happened....
@michaelmiller4105
@michaelmiller4105 7 месяцев назад
I’ll take never happened for 500
@AleV69692
@AleV69692 6 месяцев назад
Can definitely see that happening here in cali😂😂😂
@ratgobbler
@ratgobbler 6 месяцев назад
@@michaelmiller4105 He’s telling a joke. It’s not supposed to be believable.
@ratgobbler
@ratgobbler 6 месяцев назад
@@paulg6274 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
@cotteeskid
@cotteeskid 9 месяцев назад
Reparations? Yes! Unless I have to pay for it. Illegal Immigration? Yes! As long as it's not in my community. And the list goes on and on and on.
@brian6speed
@brian6speed 9 месяцев назад
most conservatives have had illegals mowing their lawns.....
@squidvis
@squidvis 9 месяцев назад
NIMBY is the democrat way. 😂
@a1xeus
@a1xeus 9 месяцев назад
I didn't understand the joke😊 I guess you have to be employed by a capitalist to understand the joke 😊
@David_Ikpah
@David_Ikpah 9 месяцев назад
​@@a1xeusyou can pretend all you like 😂😂
@a1xeus
@a1xeus 9 месяцев назад
@@David_Ikpah you can clock in as an employee all you like and call yourself a capitalist all you like 🍻
@NOREMAC007
@NOREMAC007 9 месяцев назад
This is EVERY socialist/leftist college kid. They preach constantly about how much they’d love to share… until it’s time for them to share their stuff
@thanossnap4170
@thanossnap4170 9 месяцев назад
Ah, yes. Like every right wing/conservative who wants to ban abortion, until it's for themselves or someone in their family.
@hunterburk
@hunterburk 9 месяцев назад
Gawd ain’t that the truth. It’s the liberal ivy league students who want communism but coming from rich Daddys and don’t expect themselves to pay into it.
@gorilladisco9108
@gorilladisco9108 9 месяцев назад
People are always generous about something that they don't have.
@cyborgar15
@cyborgar15 9 месяцев назад
Once they pass the Anti racist bill, you conservatives/republicans will be paying your monthly life extension credits that will fund the leftists party/ LGBT+ community, BLM, ect..
@bruces4515
@bruces4515 9 месяцев назад
I have a few computers, but I won't give one away. I need them to learn more skills. I will use those skills to help you find one you can afford, and repair it. I would even teach you the different OS I put in it. ----- Your problem is you know nothing about the left.
@legatobluesummers1994
@legatobluesummers1994 9 месяцев назад
Everyone saying let all illegals across the border aren't as giving until you ask them how many people can live in their own house
@johndavies5985
@johndavies5985 9 месяцев назад
And until the rich can't find any house keepers, nannies, maids, cooks, chauffeurs, gardeners to serve them for peanuts.
@MJLUCEY-sd1mq
@MJLUCEY-sd1mq 9 месяцев назад
As many as I allow.
@NarwahlGaming
@NarwahlGaming 7 месяцев назад
My aunt wants everyone to come over and "be free". I told her I was going to come over to her house and take the doors off the hinges so people could come and go as they please. She wasn't so keen on the idea but, still steadfast on the border, as long as they stay down there. Hypocrisy at its finest.
@Sentinel82
@Sentinel82 6 месяцев назад
​@johndavies5985 Found the racist. You said almost exactly what little miss Osborne said on the view 😂
@TripleKmafia
@TripleKmafia 6 месяцев назад
@@johndavies5985They're paid very well.
@CLdriver1960
@CLdriver1960 9 месяцев назад
‘Wait!!! You have 2 jobs?!?? I don’t want one!’
@robertkartechner5850
@robertkartechner5850 7 месяцев назад
Oh, you must be talking with a migrant.
@angrypatriot8079
@angrypatriot8079 9 месяцев назад
That's a Great story. The best part is missed by most. The communist doesn't have anything but 2 chickens. That's how communism works.
@ca8944
@ca8944 9 месяцев назад
Eventually they don’t have any chickens and start eating dogs
@johndavies5985
@johndavies5985 9 месяцев назад
China does'nt fit that trope. Any capitalist country would struggle if it was strangled by sanctions for decades.
@brandocalrissian3294
@brandocalrissian3294 9 месяцев назад
​@@ca8944then each other.
@curtiswarren8628
@curtiswarren8628 9 месяцев назад
I just think everyone gets it my man lol. U right tho, it's the funniest part. "Why you even ask?". 😂😂😂
@Icu-812-me2
@Icu-812-me2 9 месяцев назад
Dark meat, humor, not everyone gets it
@andrespujols9721
@andrespujols9721 8 месяцев назад
I hate people that say they want communism. Those guys are sick
@itslikethesamebutdifferent8020
@itslikethesamebutdifferent8020 8 месяцев назад
I agree that it’s not for me but if some people like that then that’s on them, let them live it up. I just don’t only hate communism and socialism but i also happen to hate some things the US does. Like i said, live and let live.
@andrespujols9721
@andrespujols9721 8 месяцев назад
@@itslikethesamebutdifferent8020 communism and socialism don’t last long. No point in living that life if ur gonna be oppressed by a tyrant for that short time
@itslikethesamebutdifferent8020
@itslikethesamebutdifferent8020 8 месяцев назад
@@andrespujols9721 again i am not disagreeing, I’m just saying like for instance, you have certain things which you approve of or certain ideas that you support. Someone might not see it the same way as you do and will think you’re crazy for supporting such ideology. To each his own.
@aclark903
@aclark903 8 месяцев назад
You know here in Japan we actually still have a communist party in elections. It never wins, but it’s amazing to me they go with the really woke stuff like gay marriage which as far as I know Marx never mentions. I guess they feel softly softly catchee monkey..
@arnolddavies6734
@arnolddavies6734 8 месяцев назад
If you meet someone who wants communism, tell them to move to a communist country. Call their bluff.
@smokerman81
@smokerman81 9 месяцев назад
I need to watch more of him. He was really popular when I was a little kid. I remember him but didn't fully understand the jokes. Now as an adult who has studied into the history of 20th century Russia, the dude is a savage. Some of his jokes are brutally dark. Ppl of high privilage rarely get some of them.
@clarkjosh87
@clarkjosh87 8 месяцев назад
Yakov Smirnoff right? Forgot he existed.
@festersmith8352
@festersmith8352 7 месяцев назад
@@clarkjosh87 Correct
@timothyhosek3551
@timothyhosek3551 9 месяцев назад
I remember seeing the news in the 70s and 80s watching peiple stand in line for 8 house for a loaf of bread they couldn't afford. God no.
@NarwahlGaming
@NarwahlGaming 7 месяцев назад
They used to carry little net "grocery bags" just in case they were in town and something, like toilet paper, was suddenly available. They wouldn't miss out by having to run home for their bag. You _had_ to supply your own bag.
@userI3I2
@userI3I2 6 месяцев назад
Communism is when you have to wait for bread and there is no toilet paper.
@deemdepot
@deemdepot 6 месяцев назад
I traveled in Poland and Romania during that time. If people saw there was a line forming, they automatically got in it & ask questions later. Of there was a line, it must be because something good was available! And the toilet paper was like thin, crumpled brown bags, but on a roll. And if you used the public bathrooms you paid an attendant to go in, and the attendant gave you a strip of toilet paper that was about a foot long. It was always smart to have some of your own in your pocket!
@SickestSlots
@SickestSlots 9 месяцев назад
I grew up In Soviet Georgia 🇬🇪 this hits home. Communism sucks.
@wrongfullyaccused7139
@wrongfullyaccused7139 9 месяцев назад
True enough. Yet, the undercover socialists will simply say "It was not the right kind of communism".
@michakocik4957
@michakocik4957 9 месяцев назад
Only spoiled wesern idiots belive in communism.
@EyeKnowYourRight22
@EyeKnowYourRight22 9 месяцев назад
I agree that communism sucks. But I would’ve gave him a chicken and then I just would’ve breed more. And if I had an extra car, I would’ve gave him one. He’s my buddy but I wouldn’t have had an extra car because I’m not selfish. I only buy what I need. I only take what I need from the 🌍 and no more.
@Magical-Tin-Can
@Magical-Tin-Can 9 месяцев назад
​@@EyeKnowYourRight22well if you gave the man the 2nd chicken how's the first chicken going to reproduce?
@wrongfullyaccused7139
@wrongfullyaccused7139 9 месяцев назад
@@EyeKnowYourRight22 : Sharing the things you have is performed on a pesonal basis. Redistributing other people's money to people who contribute nothing to society is immoral.
@gromester1092
@gromester1092 9 месяцев назад
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!
@Cheburek817
@Cheburek817 9 месяцев назад
another Bull shit, compering to USA it's way harder to LUCKED UP or shot by cops, almost unheard of. Listen more bullshit and will lose last of freedoms here
@shawnkenney4344
@shawnkenney4344 9 месяцев назад
@@JamesMaynardMoreland Well, in the 80's when he first said it it was novel and funny.
@Durka-Durka
@Durka-Durka 9 месяцев назад
​@@JamesMaynardMoreland Whoosh
@4862cjc
@4862cjc 9 месяцев назад
@@shawnkenney4344Once in an interview, Yakov was asked if there was anything that he did not like about America (because he was frequently espousing what he loved about America). His hilarious response: The foreigners!
@user-vk4lh6ub1j
@user-vk4lh6ub1j 9 месяцев назад
​@@JamesMaynardMorelandno he's right..... WHOOSH
@sarahwhite7098
@sarahwhite7098 9 месяцев назад
My friend grew up in communist Poland. The ruling party decreed that their three bedroom apartment was too big for them - grandma, mum and dad, and three girls. So the six of them shared two bedrooms and a strange couple were moved into the third room in their PRIVATE home. Imagine that - you can’t use your own bathroom right now because the government moved a stranger into your own home and they’re having a bath.
@TheWildPrince
@TheWildPrince 9 месяцев назад
There is a horrible trash show that no one should ever watch by Orlando bloom and Cara Delevine called carnival row. In the second season the “bad guys” are essentially communists and they do exactly this and the main character supports their side. It’s the most propaganda trash show ever created.
@YayHahvsj
@YayHahvsj 8 месяцев назад
That must have been horrible. What a good way for everyone to realize how bad that government was.
@sarahwhite7098
@sarahwhite7098 8 месяцев назад
@@YayHahvsj Well yes...but remember that they can't talk about it because everyone's listening and anyone criticising gets put in prison. So people end up quietly going along with everything whilst the heroes attempt to form resistance quickly.
@bruces4515
@bruces4515 8 месяцев назад
How much did the wrong-wing nuts pay that person to say that? What history is true. It is history. We are talking about the future.
@accaeffe8032
@accaeffe8032 8 месяцев назад
In another communist county, my best friend's father inherited a house from the parents. In the early 50s the state confiscated it, they allowed him to rent a room. About 30 years later, he was allowed to buy back the house that originally belonged to him.
@leslieturcotte1008
@leslieturcotte1008 9 месяцев назад
I always remember Yakhov Smirnov's explanation of life under communism. He said Everyone earns the same no matter what you do, so there is no incentive to do better. There are always long lines for everything. "Like the DMV here!"
@SlapMyBass3825
@SlapMyBass3825 9 месяцев назад
Yakov Smirnoff is a very under rated comedian.
@GrammarPoliceBot
@GrammarPoliceBot 9 месяцев назад
Had to google him because I thought you made up the name lol
@brown7583
@brown7583 9 месяцев назад
​@@GrammarPoliceBot😂😂😂
@Gojira5667
@Gojira5667 9 месяцев назад
"America loves Smirnoff" ..."what a country!"
@Noplayster13
@Noplayster13 9 месяцев назад
I hope that he didn’t live to see what the America that he loved became.
@allfordogs4421
@allfordogs4421 9 месяцев назад
Bobby hill approve this comedian
@beladendron
@beladendron 9 месяцев назад
Yakov Smirnoff was far funnier and far more accurate than we gave him credit.
@anng.4542
@anng.4542 9 месяцев назад
He's still alive! 72 years old in 2023.
@QueefMcGeesHouse
@QueefMcGeesHouse 9 месяцев назад
Lets not forget that Ben Shapiro wanted to be a writer in Hollywood but he didn't have the talent to make it even though his parents worked in the biz. LOL
@EyeKnowYourRight22
@EyeKnowYourRight22 9 месяцев назад
I would’ve gave him a chicken, then just would have bread more and I’m far from a communist I’m a conservative but if I had an extra car I would’ve gave him one too. He’s my buddy.
@GeneralOtaku
@GeneralOtaku 9 месяцев назад
@@QueefMcGeesHouse how much is your media empire worth?
@QueefMcGeesHouse
@QueefMcGeesHouse 9 месяцев назад
LOL did you really call it a "media empire". Really throwing that word around loosely these days. I didn't know that showing up to colleges and "debating" 19 years old kids = a media empire. Thanks for the laugh bud @@GeneralOtaku
@mosaechoi2561
@mosaechoi2561 9 месяцев назад
If I win the lotto, I would use that money to change the world. Actually wins the lotto; nowhere to be found.
@user-ps1ft1hy4j
@user-ps1ft1hy4j 9 месяцев назад
Because his neighbors and all kinds of strangers are crawling over his fence and around his windows and hiding in bushes waiting to threaten him.
@therealthreadkilla
@therealthreadkilla 9 месяцев назад
A guy was on the big spin and the host asked what he would do with the $1,000,000 if he won it and the guy says he only needs $50,000 cause he needs a new backhoe for his business. So the guy spins and wins the million and during the celebration the host leans in and says, so how about that backhoe? And the guy says "what backhoe"
@nickacelvn
@nickacelvn 9 месяцев назад
@@user-ps1ft1hy4j Like governments? WAKE UP
@nickacelvn
@nickacelvn 9 месяцев назад
@@therealthreadkilla Just like you have been taught. Good little clockwork orange.
@therealthreadkilla
@therealthreadkilla 9 месяцев назад
@@nickacelvn That reply is nonsensical
@steveh4962
@steveh4962 6 месяцев назад
"What's mine is mine, what's yours we share".
@sevensages5279
@sevensages5279 5 месяцев назад
And yet Social Security and Medicare remain two of the most popular programs in the last 100 years ! 🧐🎯🎯🎯
@jasonsong86
@jasonsong86 9 месяцев назад
Yep, it's never their problem until it's coming out of their pockets.
@TheOneTrueNoName
@TheOneTrueNoName 9 месяцев назад
Well duh you're not gonna be communist in a capitalist society. It only Works if everyone is involved
@aclipsemusic5475
@aclipsemusic5475 9 месяцев назад
Sounds like modern American capitalism
@whiteflame24
@whiteflame24 9 месяцев назад
@@aclipsemusic5475 Literally the complete opposite but okay lol
@MrPir84free
@MrPir84free 9 месяцев назад
@@aclipsemusic5475 How exactly is that a problem with capitalism ? Or is every problem that you see as a problem come with the automatic reply that it's modern American capitalism ? You know, your go to answer ?
@christopherbedford9897
@christopherbedford9897 9 месяцев назад
@@MrPir84free "How is it a problem with capitalism" is the stupidest question you could ask and if you can't see the answer to that yourself you're drinking *_all_* of the kool-aid but OK. US-style capitalism, i.e. the almost completely unregulated kind, _screws_ the worker while absolutely benefiting the 1%. Workers have no rights, no opportunity to advance, and can be bankrupted by illness or even by getting run over in the road by an uninsured drunk driver, while the wealthy can go ahead and lay them off every time they feel their obscene profit margins or share dividends vaguely under threat. They are accumulating staggering amounts of personal wealth - some, enough to last a disgustingly lavish lifestyle for themselves and their families for a thousand lifetimes, and still have enough left over to build a hundred huge modern high-tech hospitals - while buying politicians to keep legislating to support their insatiable greed. The difference between socialism and capitalism is just the direction the money flows. The Right Wing loves to talk about "trickle down" which just doesn't happen - not in any meaningful way, because added tax breaks or retained profit just go into creating more wealth for the already wealthy, _never_ into creating employment except for maybe a handful of minimum-wage jobs here and there (usually the first to get cut as soon as there's any kind of cloud on the horizon). Implemented properly, a social democracy would mean higher taxes on those who make millions and billions, amounts that would make a huge difference to the economy and to the working class but which those rich people _would never notice_ - not in any meaningful dings to their lifestyle, anyway. As Hugh Grant said in Two Weeks' Notice, we're poor now but by that I mean we might have to share a private helicopter with another family.
@admirallily
@admirallily 9 месяцев назад
Everything works in hypotheticals. But when hypotheticals hit reality it gets really messy.
@blackpalacemusic
@blackpalacemusic 9 месяцев назад
It's like the free market
@nickacelvn
@nickacelvn 9 месяцев назад
@@blackpalacemusic Hmm Nz has the only "Real" free market lol or so the owners would have you believe.
@johnsmith-iu1dv
@johnsmith-iu1dv 9 месяцев назад
And that's what we call socialism
@christopherc8563
@christopherc8563 9 месяцев назад
Yeah because capitalism is so clean and tidy right it just developed without any experimentation or messiness right lmfao This is like conservatives saying that the state shouldn't provide for the poor the church should and then they don't donate to the church either
@christopherc8563
@christopherc8563 9 месяцев назад
Not to mention that the Soviet Union never created communism they never said they created communism. The problem is people using words that they do not understand, and socialism does not mean that everybody has the same stuff unless it's a hypothetical in some right wingers brain
@jtm4041
@jtm4041 9 месяцев назад
🚩👀 "Communism stops where your wallet starts" - Ben Shapiro👍🏻👌🏼
@sevensages5279
@sevensages5279 5 месяцев назад
Ben ' Isreal first ' shabibo 🥵
@Dudemon-1
@Dudemon-1 6 месяцев назад
"If you had two wives, would you give me one?" "No. Take them both!"
@TomasFunes-rt8rd
@TomasFunes-rt8rd 9 месяцев назад
"Everyone got a plan... til they get punched in the face." Mike Tyson
@snotnosedlilkid
@snotnosedlilkid 9 месяцев назад
That doesn’t work here.
@oscargrouch7962
@oscargrouch7962 9 месяцев назад
Lazy people do not demand communism to generously share what they earned with you. Lazy people demand communism so they can greedily demand you share what you earned with them.
@user-ru1ki
@user-ru1ki 9 месяцев назад
Actually communism is not about that. I grew up during communism and you had to work pretty hard to earn your living because communist famous slogan is : "Who doesn't work, doesn't eat." My school teacher used to repeat that a lot. So my parents had to work pretty hard in order to provide their family. Everything was pretty expensive, especially food. Concerning clothes, I used to wear my cousin's clothes even though she was 10 years older than me because my parents didn't have enough money for that. Once mom said she was so happy dad had to go to some wedding directly from work in his uniform because he didn't have any suit. Mom was wearing the same winter coat for many years. Both of my parents are very educated people, mom was a doctor and dad was an officer detective who actually worked also with Interpol in late 70s early 80s. Mom used to say that if we lived in America we would have had a big house and at least two cars but because we lived in a Soviet Union you had to steal in order to live normally. My parents remained poor because never took money from anyone... It seems that people in America have a little wrong idea about real communism.
@timbozz
@timbozz 9 месяцев назад
​@user-ru1ki I think he was taking any of the clowns of today crying that communism is the answer to societies problems. I have no doubt that you worked very hard under it, and for very little too.
@oscargrouch7962
@oscargrouch7962 9 месяцев назад
@@user-ru1ki Were your parents communists or were your parents merely living under communism? Why were they so poor if both of your parents were educated hard-working professionals? Was it because lazy people (government officials and people who depend on the government for everything) were greedily demanding your parents share what they worked so hard to earn? Your mother wanted to keep what she earned so she could live in a big house. Your parents never took money from anyone. That sounds like your parents were a capitalists forced to live under communism rather than communists greedily demanding what others earned be generously shared with themselves.
@independentthought3390
@independentthought3390 9 месяцев назад
@@oscargrouch7962 Think of it as a feudalist monarchy. There's a king, Stalin, Castro, Xi, Tito, there's nobility, the senior communist party members, there's a state religion, marxism. Communism doesn't even resemble socialism from 50 miles away.
@draculahewitt8307
@draculahewitt8307 9 месяцев назад
​@@user-ru1kigood sir as much as i do not doubt that you grew up in a country that is self refered as communist but there has never been a real communist country all the "communist" countrys there have only been socialist and dictatorships
@kingmike40
@kingmike40 9 месяцев назад
The U.S. banks keep getting bailed out every 8 to 10 years but they don't share the profits during the good times. Capitalism for profits, Socialism for losses.
@keithsj10
@keithsj10 9 месяцев назад
I think the description you're looking for is _corruption._ Big money interests pay off congressmen and senators to get the country to move in the direction _they_ want. Trump talked about "draining the swamp" but didn't do any of that. He can't, it's too intricately wound throughout our government. Everyone's in on the take. No one leaves office broke either. Vivek is pointing it out but he has no solutions for it because there's nothing that can be done about it. Shining light and trying to hold people accountable is all that can honestly be done.
@Adamroable
@Adamroable 9 месяцев назад
I wouldn't go too deep in these comments, might cause one of these folks to blow their last neuron. Keep it to Reagan era talking points and everyone will chuckle and nod.
@lesbokilla7
@lesbokilla7 9 месяцев назад
Extortion in the highest
@NOREMAC007
@NOREMAC007 9 месяцев назад
@@Adamroableagree. Lots of leftist trolls in these comments who wouldn’t understand.
@Adamroable
@Adamroable 9 месяцев назад
@@NOREMAC007yes, it's sad to me to realize we are in a place where any evidence supported comment would be seen as trolling..
@skullandbones1832
@skullandbones1832 9 месяцев назад
"Most people would be glad to mind their own business if the government would give it back."
@trampcaldwell4889
@trampcaldwell4889 9 месяцев назад
Went to work...paid me taxes and never once did the government thank me..
@carlosgarcia-jz3dq
@carlosgarcia-jz3dq 9 месяцев назад
they don't thank you because they consider you their property and your money is what they are owed. They are not right in the head.
@Lobos222
@Lobos222 9 месяцев назад
The government is not a person. Secondly, do you thank the government for internet infrastructure, regulation standards, enforcement of private property etc etc etc? Oh, you do not do that ether...
@tesladrive1152
@tesladrive1152 9 месяцев назад
Did you thank the government for roads, bridges, schools and an army to keep you safe? No!
@trampcaldwell4889
@trampcaldwell4889 9 месяцев назад
Thing is I paid taxes on fuel,,tolls etc.
@tylerlong7733
@tylerlong7733 9 месяцев назад
people thank veterens all the time, i do whenever I see them in person@@tesladrive1152
@richardmyhan3369
@richardmyhan3369 9 месяцев назад
I've met yakov. He's actually a super nice guy. He's also a licensed psychologist. He uses humor in therapy, which I find terribly interesting.
@eye9have5you35
@eye9have5you35 9 месяцев назад
That is how i got over many things, at some point ppl have to laugh and will remember how to again. ^^ Not taking things too serious would do good for many.
@jimthesoundman8641
@jimthesoundman8641 9 месяцев назад
He may be a super nice guy, but he was a pretty lame stand up comedian. Not horrible, but definitely not good either. Just meh.
@richardmyhan3369
@richardmyhan3369 9 месяцев назад
@@jimthesoundman8641 never said he was good. 😂
@possumlovr42069
@possumlovr42069 9 месяцев назад
@@jimthesoundman8641 When I saw him I thought he was hilarious. Different strokes tho
@ericaperez3366
@ericaperez3366 9 месяцев назад
I wonder how that visit will be like 😂
@TheAmateurEditor
@TheAmateurEditor 9 месяцев назад
A true communist would just give him another person's chicken and 'share' it.
@kingt.2811
@kingt.2811 9 месяцев назад
Isint that a ponzi scheme?
@timg1246
@timg1246 9 месяцев назад
​@kingt.2811 No, it isn't. A Ponzi scheme is a particular type of fraud. Weirdly, many people think it a synonym for any transaction they do not like.
@eonreeves4324
@eonreeves4324 9 месяцев назад
​​@@kingt.2811 no, that's American government. 😅
@jeffmccord1746
@jeffmccord1746 9 месяцев назад
True that
@InuranusBrokoff
@InuranusBrokoff 9 месяцев назад
​@@kingt.2811Pelosi scheme is more like it...
@yatesram9207
@yatesram9207 8 месяцев назад
Intelligent joke and a reality of Communist. Thank God for Democracy 🙏🕯
@johndavies5985
@johndavies5985 7 месяцев назад
What has 'God' got to do with anything? You can wave bye bye to democracy as modern fuedalism is what we are heading for.
@hdunaway110
@hdunaway110 7 месяцев назад
Democracy is a mob mentality. Thank God the United States is a Constitutional Republic.
@ironaddictsnation2945
@ironaddictsnation2945 9 месяцев назад
It’s so easy to be charitable with the stuff you wish you had. Easy come easy go.
@herealittlewhile7448
@herealittlewhile7448 9 месяцев назад
Never forget the horrible people of Martha's vineyard who wants open borders but as soon as the illegal immigrants were in their neighborhood "oh no no not here yall gotta go"
@Thekulprit92
@Thekulprit92 9 месяцев назад
Aka every sanctuary city
@keninnewmexico8763
@keninnewmexico8763 9 месяцев назад
They actually found housing for them and quickly. Quit watching Fox news.
@epictnt
@epictnt 9 месяцев назад
DeSantis sent them. They were given food, shelter and are now living in mainland Massachusetts with jobs.
@billalberkerky7069
@billalberkerky7069 9 месяцев назад
Yea that's a pretty disingenuous retelling of that. Florida, under direction of DeSantis, lied to a bunch of immigrants telling them they were signing up for a program for jobs, shelter, etc, when in reality all they did was throw them on a bus and ship them to a community in an entirely different state that had zero pre-established infrastructure to accommodate them (they basically just shipped them to a neighborhood). The residents of that neighborhood then reached into their own pockets to help the immigrants. But if you only listen to FoxNews or NewsMax I'm sure you'd think that the people using their own funds were the bad guys, give me a break.
@mcragosta
@mcragosta 9 месяцев назад
​@@billalberkerky7069Haha, Desantis lied to immigrants? Really? Is that how you refer to invaders? They are ILLEGAL immigrants . How convenient you left that one word out. Are Floridians, who in large part voted against illegal immigration, supposed to welcome and coddle illegals? They did what makes sense: send them to the people who voted for it. Oh boho, he Lied or tricked the invaders! Cry me a frickin river hypocrite.
@kelvinhernandez4714
@kelvinhernandez4714 9 месяцев назад
My girlfriend's mom (Filipino) had stayed the night because the next morning she was going out to take her citizenship test. She told me there's a question about communism and I asked her "do you know what that is?" She goes "yes, it means no freedom" I laughed, slapped my knee and said yeah you're for sure gonna become an American tomorrow. 😂
@kevinschuurmans7738
@kevinschuurmans7738 9 месяцев назад
USA out of Phillipines!! US bought Phillipines from Spain for 20M and started butchering 200K Filipinos to stamp their authority. Remember the human zoos with Filipinos in them? US bases out of Phillipines. Self determination for Phillipines. Do yourself a favour Filipinas find an Australian man who's not arrogant and come to a country that is actually prosperous.
@kelvinhernandez4714
@kelvinhernandez4714 9 месяцев назад
@@kevinschuurmans7738 Ironic because you're being arrogant yourself boasting about being Australian 😂
@eugene9852
@eugene9852 9 месяцев назад
Not sure why you'd laugh though. This is literally what communism is. Even people who are pro-communism aren't going to claim people have freedom.
@YoungWildNFree999
@YoungWildNFree999 9 месяцев назад
@@kevinschuurmans7738out of every race there is, Australians aren’t in their mind
@Quintonias
@Quintonias 9 месяцев назад
@@kelvinhernandez4714 Did blud reply to himself?
@ashleysnider6857
@ashleysnider6857 5 месяцев назад
I went to one of his shows in Branson back I. The 90s. I love his comedy. Supper funny. What a country!
@Ionestarpatriot
@Ionestarpatriot 9 месяцев назад
Was that Smirnoff, from my childhood? Wow!! Throwback
@matthewdubay1180
@matthewdubay1180 9 месяцев назад
Wow! You can't believe you saw a clip of a comedian from the 80's?
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 9 месяцев назад
@@matthewdubay1180 Lonestarpatriot didn’t say that they couldn’t believe it.
@codythompson759
@codythompson759 9 месяцев назад
That's what I was wondering!?? I think it is! He still has a show here in Branson, atleast his face is still on the building.
@matthewdubay1180
@matthewdubay1180 9 месяцев назад
@@timopper5488 you are correct. I apologize for thinking that the double exclamation point after wow was just for show? I am dumb, you are smart.
@hoppyandhisholidayhelpers1714
@hoppyandhisholidayhelpers1714 9 месяцев назад
i know, right? it's like totes RANDOM! brah! whoo-hoo!
@MegaYoutunes
@MegaYoutunes 9 месяцев назад
To explain the joke to those in comments looking for the answer. if you had two houses would you give me one : Yes (because he has one or less house) if you had two cars would you give me one : Yes (because he has one or less cars) if you had two chickens would you give me one : No Why? I have two chickens. When the rule of communism applies he doesn't actually want to share.
@jabinsavosik6448
@jabinsavosik6448 9 месяцев назад
Thank you
@5yogurt
@5yogurt 9 месяцев назад
Still don't get it.😞
@Durka-Durka
@Durka-Durka 9 месяцев назад
​@5yogurt He was only willing to share in the hypothetical scenarios. When he was asked about sharing his chickens he said "no", because he actually had 2 chickens.
@a1xeus
@a1xeus 9 месяцев назад
​@@5yogurthe'll verbally say he'll give you something he really doesn't have, but he doesn't want to share what he actually has. How that equals communist only a capitalist employee will know lol 😊😊
@okamuspanulirus9614
@okamuspanulirus9614 9 месяцев назад
@@Durka-Durka had to ask chatgpt to break it down for me and we came to this conclusion thanks for confirming lol
@rob41180
@rob41180 9 месяцев назад
Sounds EXACTLY like todays Democratic party.
@user-gd7fx4jf5c
@user-gd7fx4jf5c 7 месяцев назад
That analogy perfectly depicts Communism right to it’s core ⚒
@Chuckles..
@Chuckles.. 9 месяцев назад
A socialist and a commie were walking across the road when the socialist said "if you can guess how many chickens I have in my bag you can have both of them!". The commie laughed and said "that's ok I was going to take them anyway!"
@DragonMasta99
@DragonMasta99 9 месяцев назад
That’s pretty good! Especially the both of them part. I wonder how many that is 😂
@nomoreheroes1718
@nomoreheroes1718 9 месяцев назад
Lol.... "both of them."
@mahmurluck
@mahmurluck 9 месяцев назад
Yep, that's pretty much how it works...😂😂
@clsanchez77
@clsanchez77 9 месяцев назад
We see that with Bernie Sanders and his crew….”Tax the Rich!”…which is defined as anyone with a little more than they have 😂
@tomatopilis6898
@tomatopilis6898 8 месяцев назад
i say that too. Now what
@roringusanda2837
@roringusanda2837 7 месяцев назад
Remind me again how many homes and mansions Bernie owns? Will he give me one?
@tomatopilis6898
@tomatopilis6898 7 месяцев назад
@@roringusanda2837 why would he give you one, it's his
@roringusanda2837
@roringusanda2837 7 месяцев назад
@@tomatopilis6898 did he get those homes from capitalism or communism?🤔
@tomatopilis6898
@tomatopilis6898 7 месяцев назад
@@roringusanda2837 idk he just bought it from some guy probably
@Psyrus88
@Psyrus88 9 месяцев назад
"Communism stops where your wallet starts" Thay's a great line.
@613harbinger316
@613harbinger316 8 месяцев назад
Also, you need _TWO_ chickens to make more. How appropriate it would be if communism declared you had to share a chicken and thus led to both men starving.
@Musiclover-uo2oi
@Musiclover-uo2oi 9 месяцев назад
Capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. Communism is the equal sharing of misery.
@JojohnWick
@JojohnWick 9 месяцев назад
Capitalism gives the chance to be rich but failure usually ends up in super miserable life or suicide.
@julie.1081
@julie.1081 9 месяцев назад
Very nicely said!
@Karumor
@Karumor 9 месяцев назад
One fun thing about that, that we never have communism on Earth, but we can see pain of capitalism everywhere, lol
@MrTheclevercat
@MrTheclevercat 9 месяцев назад
And there is no suicide in communism. Which do you prefer now?@@JojohnWick
@ovidius2000
@ovidius2000 9 месяцев назад
SoUntrue.RealComunismNeverWas.OnlyDictatorship.
@carlfranz6805
@carlfranz6805 9 месяцев назад
My fathers favorite comedian. I miss you dad.
@georgesandino2750
@georgesandino2750 9 месяцев назад
Sound like democrats they sign our lives away but they never sign one day of theirs lives over😅😅😅
@shutboi4586
@shutboi4586 9 месяцев назад
What about the children in border cages? I'm sure they feel deep gratitude towards conservatives
@christopherchinchilla
@christopherchinchilla 9 месяцев назад
@@shutboi4586 Silly communist, Obama the jailer is on your side.
@christopherbedford9897
@christopherbedford9897 9 месяцев назад
Love the way the right wing argues everything in little snappy sound bite quotes. Superficially clever, but spend a moment analysing them and you realise yeah, naah, that's not how it works. Great for joking around with a bunch of your drunken buddies when you're tailgating at a football match, but not when trying to convince a sober person.
@ionlyreplytosexproposition8972
@ionlyreplytosexproposition8972 9 месяцев назад
that makes absolutely no sense. you're not self aware enough to realize you sound insane?
@twentydixoncider7443
@twentydixoncider7443 9 месяцев назад
​@@christopherbedford9897the Democrats literally sent like 75 billion to a known corrupt country. 6 billion of it was an accident due to an accounting error. We could've ended our homeless problem with that kind of money. Are you sure this guys really that far off from what he said? I don't. Gotta look good for them elections next year somehow though right?
@187um-v1p
@187um-v1p 9 месяцев назад
He's describing today's democrats😂😂
@zombifiedpariah7392
@zombifiedpariah7392 6 месяцев назад
What do you mean "today"?
@tgs5725
@tgs5725 9 месяцев назад
I have a family member who's socialist and made well over 100k a year. I asked them why they always go on lavish vacations when they could be donating to BLM and all the other minority groups since they keep screaming about socialism. They just kinda stared at me and didnt ever answer.
@drugilbert2447
@drugilbert2447 9 месяцев назад
Donate to BLM lol
@yiddishyamanan
@yiddishyamanan 9 месяцев назад
I would recommend not to encourage people to donate to BLM. There are far better, less corrupt causes. Where do you think the money has already gone? definitely not towards black people
@tgs5725
@tgs5725 9 месяцев назад
@@yiddishyamanan oh, I know. It's an evil organization. But the family member I'm speaking of was a HUGE blm supporter. My point was that these socialists won't even give their money to the people or organizations they claim to support
@FuzzyGlowCar
@FuzzyGlowCar 9 месяцев назад
I'll take "Conversations that never happened, for $500 Alex."
@romarose
@romarose 9 месяцев назад
​@@FuzzyGlowCarthese kind of conversations happen. I've had similar conversations in my own family.
@kaycecoplen4287
@kaycecoplen4287 9 месяцев назад
Reminds me of our "sanctuary cities"...they are sanctuaries until the immigrants are shipped to those cities, then all of a sudden its "hell naw, they need to stay in other states even tho we deemed our city a sanctuary city...
@06250chris
@06250chris 9 месяцев назад
thought exactly the same.
@mickk8519
@mickk8519 9 месяцев назад
They only called their cities sanctuary cities because they thought they were far enough away from the boarder, not to be effected, thinking they could virtue signal consequence free. HAHAHA, politicians with actual common sense put them in their place.
@jobjobbington6884
@jobjobbington6884 9 месяцев назад
Literally not true. I live in a sanctuary city. No one here is mad about illegal immigration… Just you guys that have never spoken to an illegal immigrant in your life…
@Thekulprit92
@Thekulprit92 9 месяцев назад
Sanctuary city is a lie, its an excuse to get them into America, once in a Sanctuary city there is nothing stopping them from going anywhere in usa
@zarfvreex8260
@zarfvreex8260 9 месяцев назад
Interesting that none of those sanctuary cities are anywhere near the border.
@ezekieldguzman1350
@ezekieldguzman1350 6 месяцев назад
Man-1: In our City we are a Sanctuary for Illegal Immigrants because we are not Racist Man-2: Here Sign a pledge to house incoming Illegal Immigrant. Man-1: No! Man-2: Why? Man-1: We have no room for them. Man-2: Then who will house them? Man-1: Someone else not me... Man-1: No, we have no room
@theartistphiljc7682
@theartistphiljc7682 9 месяцев назад
Yakov Smirnoff was brilliant & understood this better than anyone coming from the former Soviet Union...
@noname-js7pj
@noname-js7pj 9 месяцев назад
Imagine escaping communism and ending up in a country that wants to start being communist 😂
@johnsmith-iu1dv
@johnsmith-iu1dv 9 месяцев назад
Crazy
@alfredosenalle9284
@alfredosenalle9284 9 месяцев назад
Cuba to the US....I'm Cuban-American and I'm very worried about what's going on here. The Democrat party has a lot to do with it.
@Fretmaster100
@Fretmaster100 9 месяцев назад
Eastern Europeans when they first hear Welcome to Canada!
@TheOneTrueNoName
@TheOneTrueNoName 9 месяцев назад
The reason communism failed is because of greed and the people and land being cheated and stripped of resources by their leader. People act like the people at the top aren't eating lobster for breakfast everyday and staying in mansions and setting people's land on fire and then buying it up for cheap.
@wretchdotexe
@wretchdotexe 9 месяцев назад
dont worry, this country doesnt want to start being communist, just a very small, yet very loud, uneducated group of people
@MsMadmax1
@MsMadmax1 9 месяцев назад
I have relatives that escaped communist Romania. I got to hear first-hand what communism was like. I think if these young people (AOC, are you listening) actually had to go live in a country like that, they'd kiss the ground and thank God every day they live in a capitalist society.
@godzilla6835
@godzilla6835 9 месяцев назад
It wasn't as bad as people actually say it was. People weren't rich but weren't poor too. Everyone had an apartment or house to live in, a car and money to go on family vacation once or twice a year. Health care was free and of good quality. There were next to none crimes because the police was doing their work. The education was free too and of high standards. There were shortcomings where you have to mind what you say but nobody will bother you if you mind your own business and the lack of products from outside the soviet union. It wasn't perfect but after more than 30 years of democracy, the life isn't any better. I may even say that now it's even harder
@icedout2322
@icedout2322 9 месяцев назад
@@godzilla6835 you should go there , enjoy I hear Cuba is hiring .
@godzilla6835
@godzilla6835 9 месяцев назад
@@icedout2322 I live in ex Soviet satellite country so I know first handed what I'm talking about. And what's the point of your comment!?
@jobjobbington6884
@jobjobbington6884 9 месяцев назад
This is like people in China saying they’ve lived under capitalism and it means child slave labor… You live under a bad implementation of a system but that doesn’t mean communism is bad. It’s hard for a communist system to exist in a capitalist world. But capitalism brings inequality INHERENTLY. It DEPENDS on it. Communism does not.
@Indian21ubet
@Indian21ubet 9 месяцев назад
@@godzilla6835your comment reflects two things ,either you are young ( in a capitalist society success will take time and sacrifices ) or you never experienced first hand the freedom to pursue a dream and the fruition of that dream ,if your definition of a great life is the comment ( everyone has a good life ) it only proves your upbringing….it Doesn’t imply you are a bad person it only applies should you be residing these days in America as someone close to 70 years old socialists and Marxists have made great inroads to the dismantling of Capitalism. 😊
@enderwiggin9303
@enderwiggin9303 8 месяцев назад
I didnt know Chuck Norris did political comedy
@amerisfanelli4593
@amerisfanelli4593 5 месяцев назад
😂 same thought here! Lol 😆
@Noplayster13
@Noplayster13 9 месяцев назад
2 chickens? Must be a filthy Kulak!
@angelalewis3645
@angelalewis3645 9 месяцев назад
Yep
@TOMMY-WANT-WINGY
@TOMMY-WANT-WINGY 9 месяцев назад
That the kulaks that got robbed by communism Jordan Peterson was speaking about?
@litoaykiu
@litoaykiu 9 месяцев назад
Kulak is having free trip to gulag!
@Me_And_My_Monkey.
@Me_And_My_Monkey. 9 месяцев назад
A new teacher comes to class: - My name is Abraham, I am a liberal. Now everyone take turns and introduce yourself just like me... - My name is Sydney, I'm a liberal... - My name is John, I'm a liberal... - I'm Ivan, I'm a communist. - Ivan, why are you a communist?! ! - My mother is a communist, my father is a communist, my friends are communists and I am also a communist. - Ivan, if your mother was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict, and your friends were gay, who would you be then?! - “Then I would be a liberal.”
@johnsmith-iu1dv
@johnsmith-iu1dv 9 месяцев назад
Funny
@alfredosenalle9284
@alfredosenalle9284 9 месяцев назад
LOL , true !
@vermilionskin
@vermilionskin 9 месяцев назад
Summarizes virtue signaling from the left 😂
@dianetm8557
@dianetm8557 6 месяцев назад
My recently departed mother in law was a 60’s hippy and staunch socialist. Staunch that is UNTIL tax time. Then she would lose her bloody mind. It was absolutely mind blowing how she was so stingy with her own ample bank account….willed to her BTW by her very republican step father who generously left all his 5 daughters enough to retire on including their kids.
@kimdurig1322
@kimdurig1322 9 месяцев назад
All animals are equal , but some animals are more equal than others.... George Orwell
@dbefore7165
@dbefore7165 9 месяцев назад
Orwell the socialist
@nunyabiznez6381
@nunyabiznez6381 9 месяцев назад
My high school history teacher explained the difference between communism and capitalism and he put it this way. In capitalism every one has an equal right to pursue wealth. In communism everyone has the equal right to pursue poverty.
@TheOneTrueNoName
@TheOneTrueNoName 9 месяцев назад
😂 actually they're both the same to the 1%. If we actually tried communism all the money would be taken from the middle class, the 1% would keep theirs
@personeater747
@personeater747 9 месяцев назад
"my high school history teacher made a joke that doesnt reflect the realities of either ideology." under capitalism, the rich have money to invest, to start businesses with, and to get good educations early in life. the poor on the other hand, get poorer education, cannot afford the time or initial investments to start businesses, cannot invest. the few poor who do start businesses are still at disadvantage as they cannot afford to weather recessions or cold fronts in the market. its clear then that the wealth you have at birth greatly effects your prospects in life, there isnt an equal opportunity to pursue wealth because some already have wealth, and money makes more money for these people.
@briannehawks613
@briannehawks613 7 месяцев назад
I remember when I was in highschool (talking 90's here my friends), my history teacher was always going into tirades about how the commies are still coming and they'll get us. Mostly blowhard stuff leftover from the cold war. But then one day he said something that stuck with me though I didn't think I could ever see that happening, he said, "They told us they'd get us through our children. And our children's children." I look at some things posted around the social media sites and I shiver. Because he's right. They're working through our children's children right now!
@fpc3017
@fpc3017 9 месяцев назад
The worst is that you would be rich if you had the possibility to share a chicken in a communist country. Normally if you get 1 chicken wing it's a blessed day.
@fpc3017
@fpc3017 9 месяцев назад
@@dannypeschke9312 exactly. in China people cooked the rubber of shoes and the skin of animals to eat. That's communism.
@sarahm2926
@sarahm2926 9 месяцев назад
And when you eat the chicken the eggs stop. Poverty begets poverty.
@nickacelvn
@nickacelvn 9 месяцев назад
Only because of the greedy few who promote this sophistry. There are plenty of chickens to go around. The world is organised with scarcity by the greedy few.
@milanatkachenko1661
@milanatkachenko1661 9 месяцев назад
There are no rich people in communist society by idea they are supposed to be equal, but reality was that they were equally poor. That's what communism create: poverty, and a lot of time hunger.
@ancapasca3305
@ancapasca3305 9 месяцев назад
And that after you spent 6 hours in the queue on a winter day.
@user-lf5ev1hx1n
@user-lf5ev1hx1n 9 месяцев назад
No. The joke is about having something VS not having something. It's easy to imagine giving away a house when you don't even have a house for yourself.
@MutarFuqueer
@MutarFuqueer 9 месяцев назад
He's actually a really good painter too.
@curiously-cinnamon
@curiously-cinnamon 9 месяцев назад
The resemblance is UNCANNY😂😂😂
@matthewdubay1180
@matthewdubay1180 9 месяцев назад
Actually? Or what?
@curiously-cinnamon
@curiously-cinnamon 9 месяцев назад
@@matthewdubay1180 He's implying that he looks like Bob Ross, which he does.
@matthewdubay1180
@matthewdubay1180 9 месяцев назад
@@curiously-cinnamon ok, Bob Ross that painted all those fabulous little trees and wonderful bushes? They both have facial hair, good detective work
@mickk8519
@mickk8519 9 месяцев назад
Like Rolf Harris?
@thejedicounciloffical
@thejedicounciloffical 6 месяцев назад
To the people that think the U.S. should embrace socialism/communism, move to countries like Cuba, North Korea, or Venezuela to see how happy it is.
@baudmarch3925
@baudmarch3925 9 месяцев назад
It's not even that it stops where the wallet starts, it actually stops as soon as you have to do it yourself. It's All fine as long as it's theoretical.
@peterschmidt1453
@peterschmidt1453 9 месяцев назад
...or others are forced to handover their 2nd chicken while I get to keep mine. Lot of that happening in the West, rich socialists keeping what they have while campaigning for the State to give handouts.
@Doflaminguard
@Doflaminguard 9 месяцев назад
Yup. Inevitably, humans are materialistic. Would they really share anything and allow the government to own everything?
@nopandakit8051
@nopandakit8051 9 месяцев назад
Theory vs practice.
@jobjobbington6884
@jobjobbington6884 9 месяцев назад
Just like in capitalism where we think we should get paid a fair wage but actually get paid as little as possible so the boss can make as much as possible… Capitalism is broken. Thousands of people starve to death, get worked to death, or suffer as life long slaves every day in America. Under capitalism…
@subswithnovideos-oz4zo
@subswithnovideos-oz4zo 9 месяцев назад
There's a difference between willfully giving and forcefully giving. We as a society should encourage willfup giving. But not forced giving. Moral or not, we dont have the right to the property of others.
@ducky3457
@ducky3457 9 месяцев назад
Well it’s a good thing that socialism is about the people controlling production, distribution, and exchange then and not the government…
@Barefoot433
@Barefoot433 9 месяцев назад
And nobody on Earth has ever been more generous in willful giving than Americans and Christians. And especially Christian Americans.
@billalberkerky7069
@billalberkerky7069 9 месяцев назад
@@Barefoot433 And some of the most greedy people that have existed have also been American Christians, so what's your point?
@costarringdavida.l.fgaming8345
@costarringdavida.l.fgaming8345 9 месяцев назад
Everybody loves Smirnoff!! What a country!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@kjmunson1
@kjmunson1 9 месяцев назад
"If you had 2 vials of insulin..." "Do you have $2,500?"
@chuckysmaria6466
@chuckysmaria6466 9 месяцев назад
Or you can lower the price ny opnening the market to competitors. Oh that's right government intervention (which capitalism is against) is gate keeping the market via regulations. That problem with useful idjets such as yourself is you vote to give more power to the government hoping the government will screw the evil corpos in your behalf. Yet you and your ilk are outraged when big daddy government screws you in big corpos behalf. Worse the rest of us gets screwed with you.
@jackjames7283
@jackjames7283 9 месяцев назад
a least they have medicine.
@insidejasonsmind1959
@insidejasonsmind1959 9 месяцев назад
He's still doing shows in Branson, Missouri
@CivilizedWarrior
@CivilizedWarrior 9 месяцев назад
He’s not just good, he’s Branson good.
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 9 месяцев назад
Also, in communism you are relieved of the burden of deciding to whom you give your second house or car or chicken. The government helpfully decides these things for you.
@alfredosenalle9284
@alfredosenalle9284 9 месяцев назад
Under communism if you have two houses is because you got them before communism took over. Believe me , you'll never acquire two houses under communism , unless you're up there around the top of the ruling communist party.
@scottireland5414
@scottireland5414 6 месяцев назад
The Democrats are wonderfully caring and magnificently generous ..... with other people's money.
@ian7666
@ian7666 9 месяцев назад
Listened a dozen times and I don’t get it. Why give a house and a car but not a chicken? 🤔🤷‍♂️
@singo120
@singo120 9 месяцев назад
The houses and the cars are hypotheticals, they don't exists, but the chickens are real, and now he will have to actually share, not just say it.
@ian7666
@ian7666 9 месяцев назад
@@singo120 Ahhhhh 💡Thanks. I think it was his accent... "Because I actually HAVE two chickens" 😂
@vigilantobserver8389
@vigilantobserver8389 9 месяцев назад
​@@ian7666Thanks for asking. I was wondering for a while as well.
@johndavies5985
@johndavies5985 9 месяцев назад
@@singo120 Then he isn't a communist, he's a capitalist.
@johndavies5985
@johndavies5985 9 месяцев назад
@@ian7666 Can I have one?
@donnee2000
@donnee2000 9 месяцев назад
I say always, you cannot make everyone rich, but you can make everybody poor easily.
@CheZfrmdaWestWisc
@CheZfrmdaWestWisc 9 месяцев назад
That's why they don't promise to make anyone rich they promise to make them equal, equally poor is still equal. But people champion the cause of socialism because they can't understand that
@s1n-n3d
@s1n-n3d 9 месяцев назад
Being poor is a mindset. And yes, I'm broke AF.
@rogersalllike9133
@rogersalllike9133 9 месяцев назад
Communism is the cheatcode for living rich life While Capitalism gives money to 5% of the people and the other 95% are surviving During Comunism the whole society is living like a Secret society mechanism For example if 1000 professional people make a secret sociaty today with 1000 different professions and businesses if you are part of this secret sociaty the only thing u need buy something is your “ work “ no “ paper money “ That way when money comes from outside sociaty like other people that are not part of the secret sociaty they use money and YOU do not spend it because u are in a secret sociaty that everyone is willing to help u for free that way u accumulate a lot of money saving without ever going to spend it So Communism needs to take money from different countries with their exporting of goods and needs and that money are actually not needed because everyone is working for free Free education Free health care Free from a lot of stuff that today if you have it u will be like millionaire If u check during Communism there is a raise of population ??? WHY. because its paradise where everyone is thinking only who to sleep with outside of work time 😅 Chinese are overpopulated because they are comunnism for many many many years they are happy with it and that’s good they have higher consciousness of how to live like a society Capitalism on the other hand allows for some people 1-5% to gain unlimited money glitch and use those money to manipulate and tule the others For example when Covid hit everybody knew its BS and it is not important BUT because you depend on the “ pay check “ u cannot leave work and you are ruled to put on faky vaccines so u keep feeding your family. During communism when Chernobil hit - they didnt tell people so there is NO STRESS and NO PANIC thats the point thinking about people mental health because most of the times if you give up mentally the illness will kill you for sure even if its not there So i hope u learn something and rise your consciousness and understand that society can work only like cells in human body putting there work to help the other “ for free “ 😮
@ovidius2000
@ovidius2000 9 месяцев назад
YouArefoolOfS.cct.IfItsSoEasy,WhyNeverInTheHistoryOfMankind,EverybodyWasPoor.
@Nanan00
@Nanan00 9 месяцев назад
To be rich requires having a disparity of wealth over others. If everyone had $10 million in the bank we would all be poor as the cost of everything would grow to match.
@tuckamojo7660
@tuckamojo7660 9 месяцев назад
Yakiov should go on a college tour😅
@matthewdubay1180
@matthewdubay1180 9 месяцев назад
Why is that funny to you? Do you always laugh at your own statements?
@lindatyner3349
@lindatyner3349 9 месяцев назад
Great idea!
@matthewdubay1180
@matthewdubay1180 9 месяцев назад
I apologize, your comment was hilarious. I am glad that you make yourself laugh!
@tuckamojo7660
@tuckamojo7660 9 месяцев назад
It seems that there may have been some misunderstanding as to what I was going for with my comment. Allow me to clarify. The students at many colleges tend to be left leaning and view communism as a better way to run America. By having Yakiov Smirnoff perform at these colleges , perhaps he could expose the dangers of Marxist ideology and do so in an entertaining fashion.
@GB-gf3dm
@GB-gf3dm 5 месяцев назад
That also describes Liberal Democrat hypocrisy. Which is why the two kinds (Dems and Socialists) are converging.
@UncleSam-bu9gz
@UncleSam-bu9gz 9 месяцев назад
When he said "What a country!", he meant it.
@therabidsquirrelsage3388
@therabidsquirrelsage3388 9 месяцев назад
Remember when Ben Shapiro ran out of a debate in the United Kingdom literally crying? I do 😂
@jeshland
@jeshland 9 месяцев назад
thats a weird, unrelated, and a very petty comment tbh. Even for a hater? man thats... low...
@therabidsquirrelsage3388
@therabidsquirrelsage3388 9 месяцев назад
@@jeshland yeah I'd be really mad too if I idolized a guy that claims to be able to debate anyone, only to find out he ran out of a debate crying. I wouldn't be mad enough to call people haters, but I'd be mad, I understand your position.
@jeshland
@jeshland 9 месяцев назад
@@therabidsquirrelsage3388 I Never Idolized the guy, Assumption is the 3rd most used defense of pessimistic people and 2nd of people with lower socioeconomic and low educational background according to studies, so I understand you.
@therabidsquirrelsage3388
@therabidsquirrelsage3388 9 месяцев назад
@@jeshland wow trying to insult me? Yeah you're really mad now, I get it though when your idol gets destroyed it must be upsetting. I wonder what the socio economic status or educational level is of people who idolize Ben Shapiro? Yeah...
@jeshland
@jeshland 9 месяцев назад
@@therabidsquirrelsage3388 well based of your reaction, you’re displaying denial and reaction formation as your defense mechanism as well, I mean its ok to have it since you’re still budding off in puberty right? right? would be a shame if an adult with at least the rationality of a high school graduate would display such…. Anyway I keep saying I dont idolize him, since you dont even know what “Idolizing” means, but my socioeconomic status, well Id say they’re pretty satisfactory
@joshuaatkins5197
@joshuaatkins5197 9 месяцев назад
All i can hear is, "in my country"....
@Noplayster13
@Noplayster13 9 месяцев назад
Parks and Rec reference?
@joshuaatkins5197
@joshuaatkins5197 9 месяцев назад
@@Noplayster13 on some of his older works he said things like.. In America you watch government, but in my country government watch you. Stuff like that. Lol. I have absolutely no idea what parks and rec is.
@Noplayster13
@Noplayster13 9 месяцев назад
@@joshuaatkins5197 It’s a show that’s a lot like the Office. I thought you were referencing the episode when a Venezuelan delegation comes to the town and… ah, well, if you haven’t seen it, you won’t understand the reference. It’s a pretty funny one though.
@joshuaatkins5197
@joshuaatkins5197 9 месяцев назад
@@Noplayster13 Ya I don't really watch TV anymore and haven't for a while. I don't even know what the office is either. 🤦‍♂️ Have a great day anyway! 🍻
@Iron-Lion-Zion
@Iron-Lion-Zion 6 месяцев назад
Soooooo true! Former USSR citizen- that's exactly how it works!
@BigT2664
@BigT2664 9 месяцев назад
It's all well and good when it's only for the sake of argument
@Peter_Stoops
@Peter_Stoops 9 месяцев назад
The more I think about that joke, the more poignant it is…Yakov Smirnoff two thumbs up for you👍👍
@chirots
@chirots 9 месяцев назад
You need 2 chicken to breed. Not about wallet, Ben.
@steveh7499
@steveh7499 9 месяцев назад
Right, don't bail out the banks and oil companies! Better to get the homeless housing for a fraction of the price....
@liquidsnakex
@liquidsnakex 9 месяцев назад
Fun fact: government is the only reason you can’t build a home affordably.
@rapturebound197
@rapturebound197 5 месяцев назад
That only works in your head.
@counterflow5719
@counterflow5719 9 месяцев назад
I gave 5 dollars each to 2 separate people on the streets today. I'm living paycheck to paycheck but they seemed to need it more than me. And I also get the feeling that, in the long run, the universe pays dividends for those that have empathy towards their fellow human beings. It probably applies to societies as well. A cruel, unfeeling society will not long stand.
@maddhatter3564
@maddhatter3564 9 месяцев назад
and most likey at least 1 of those people have more than you do.
@counterflow5719
@counterflow5719 9 месяцев назад
@maddhatter3564 That's within the realm of possibilities, but just an assumption by you who knows little to nothing about any of the subjects.
@maddhatter3564
@maddhatter3564 9 месяцев назад
@@counterflow5719 its life experience , i used to work in a mission in Phoenix AZ , 2 years full time. I will tell you a good percentage of homeless (especially the beggars) are scammers.
@maddhatter3564
@maddhatter3564 9 месяцев назад
@@counterflow5719 in court that would be called expert witness. they dont know the individual but have a lot of experience in similar situations.
@kyledaugherty1609
@kyledaugherty1609 9 месяцев назад
There's a difference between choosing to be charitable and being forced to be charitable.
@thatsmeinthepic
@thatsmeinthepic 9 месяцев назад
I love Maggie’s classic quote “the thing about socialism is, in the end you will run out of other people’s money”.
@dbefore7165
@dbefore7165 9 месяцев назад
And I love that she is hated by England
@thatsmeinthepic
@thatsmeinthepic 9 месяцев назад
@@dbefore7165 not all of England, making such a broad statement should be beneath anyone with an iota of intellect.
@kspreetheunicorn6243
@kspreetheunicorn6243 9 месяцев назад
@@thatsmeinthepic People use these broad statements all the time without meaning it literally, you most likely do aswell without noticing. So how pathetic do you have to be to write this horseshite?
@dbefore7165
@dbefore7165 9 месяцев назад
@@thatsmeinthepic the majority
@henrychurch6062
@henrychurch6062 9 месяцев назад
Maggie's ultra conservatism led to 18% unemployment and the highest inflation rates the UK had ever seen. She was terrible at her job.
@SamPashmi
@SamPashmi 9 месяцев назад
I don’t get it
@danielberry4765
@danielberry4765 9 месяцев назад
Communists will give away things they don’t have, but won’t what they do have
@matthewdubay1180
@matthewdubay1180 9 месяцев назад
How not?
@SamPashmi
@SamPashmi 9 месяцев назад
@@matthewdubay1180 that chicken part, why didn’t he share?
@matthewdubay1180
@matthewdubay1180 9 месяцев назад
@@SamPashmi because the chicken already crossed the road and got to other side
@16alarkin
@16alarkin 9 месяцев назад
@@SamPashmibecause those other offerings were empty promises. IOU’s in commie fantasy land. Worth only virtue signaling points. And those chickens were real.
@mariosolis1802
@mariosolis1802 6 месяцев назад
Yup! Just like sanctuary cities! Come to America, Oh, dang, you’re here!?! 😮
@JAutomated
@JAutomated 9 месяцев назад
Well put. Words and actions are two very different things.
@nickacelvn
@nickacelvn 9 месяцев назад
Yes. You'd do well as a politician.
@mannysanfeliz9872
@mannysanfeliz9872 9 месяцев назад
Humor is a lot like food..not everyone gets it.. -Stalin
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