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CONAN Highlight: Just prior to quarantine, Conan called on Jonathan Scott and Drew Scott to help renovate Jordan Schlansky’s infamously filthy office.
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@_Maxten 3 года назад

i love how they always show the exact same picture of jordan whenever they introduce him

@garrettpandow2041 3 года назад

It’s jay leno

@matth5734 3 года назад

We wouldn't have it any other way!

@karasushinigami5852 3 года назад

I can actually hear the cheering

@incessantdemise6974 3 года назад

Never gets old

@JoeYeezy 3 года назад

except this time conan didnt say “and yes thats really him” ),:

@MVahag 3 года назад

- I know Italy very well Jordan: - So you have chosen death.

@chicago2370 3 года назад

Lmao

@chicago2370 3 года назад

Huh

@filmnobelpreis 3 года назад

Jordan is like a toxic fan of Italy.

@nyamheria 3 года назад

Lmaooo

@hardrock7634 3 года назад

Jordan sounds like Henry winkler in various roles and film titles such as “ night shift “

@hanieldarrison 2 года назад

conan looking like he about to teach us the dark arts with that hairstyle

@gageoberst 2 года назад

No way, Daniel watches Conan 😳😳

@Nitromethanification 2 года назад

Five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award- Conan O'Brien

@not4coforyou375 2 года назад

No way he looks just like lockhart

@OleHopkinsBirdMilk 2 года назад

It looks like he did a middle part on his hair to have someone slap it crooked

@gigid9606 2 года назад

ACTUALLY I LIKE IT BETTER

@neil9897 2 года назад

Ive noticed that poop jokes are jordan's kryptonite LMAOO

@rhetiq9989 2 года назад

Funny bcs poop jokes are generally believed to be the oldest, most immature and unfunny form of comedy these days. It's like this robot just learned the most basic concept of humor and is still in the process of learning more elaborate forms of it

@ShermanKyle 2 года назад

@@rhetiq9989 I think OP meant that poop jokes make Jordan break character in the bit

@dizzyjosh9036 2 года назад

@@ShermanKyle woooosh, hear that? thats the joke flying over your head

@ShermanKyle 2 года назад

@@dizzyjosh9036 word

@simondewitt7161 2 года назад

My first roommate in college was a lot like Jordan, not quite to such an extreme but he definitely shared a similar personality. That dude loved poop jokes and could burst out laughing just hearing a swear word... Weird dude, but not a bad guy, though I couldnt imagine that personality turned all the way up to 10 like Jordan.

@shreysarveshsrivastava8772 3 года назад

Jordan would survive the brick room because he’s prepared his body in various ways

@Orestes728 3 года назад

He experiments with oats and whey

@filmnobelpreis 3 года назад

Running out of oxygen only affects... huh! Humans!

@muchadoaboutnothingg 3 года назад

@@Orestes728 Oxygen to him is irrelevant.

@SJSU_Spartan 3 года назад

Facts 🙌

@chrisofstars 3 года назад

The carbon dioxide would leave the room out of the sheer force of Jordan's contempt for it alone.

@HoneyMike 3 года назад

When Conan makes Jordan laugh, that's like Joker making Batman laugh

@bakerfresh 3 года назад

I always like when he kind of breaks character and laughs, giggles or smirks. Is there anywhere with a normal interview of him. Is that really his job or is he just a character. With all the goofiness of the show, I wonder what he's really like. He's getting pretty gray. They really need to have the possible real Jordan come out.

@whitestoneandy797 3 года назад

That's legit the perfect analogy 👏👏

@jrf9735 3 года назад

bakerfresh the espresso machine episode is the one that he really struggles not to break character... I think it might’ve actually been either the first one he’s appeared in or one of the very first episodes.

@ericc2530 3 года назад

Can anyone confirm if it ever happened

@whitestoneandy797 3 года назад

Imagine one of your job duties is being around Conan when he is going all out and not laughing. He deserves his pay just for being able to do that alone. That's s a job few people could accomplish. But yeah Conan did make him brake a couple of times but that's still insanely good. Like inhumanely good

@rushcap2761 3 года назад

no, he's not short. he is in a room full of giants

@6abhisekbackup9 3 года назад

yeah, conan is 6'4 and so are the brothers

@siyukiito3312 3 года назад

Oh dear, if I am in the room with them, I may look like a toy doll because of my height 🤣

@loudtaste1046 3 года назад

@@siyukiito3312 5’5 it’s sucks

@AllisonChains64 3 года назад

Seriously! I never knew TPB were that tall! They're even a bit taller than Conan and that's crazy to think about lol

@frigginirishloons 2 года назад

It's true. He is probably of average height.

@divefraggle Год назад

I love Jordan calling him out for "knowing Italy very well" because he got married there. No way he's going to let that slide. 😂

@dim9907 2 месяца назад

As an Italian that’s actually the first thing I thought

@DannyKlimt 3 года назад

It feels like a national holiday when a new Schlansky clip is uploaded. Or even better ...

@SimplyApollo 3 года назад

True bro

@Dan17890 3 года назад

Yes!

@pedrosaresarces8381 3 года назад

Hes loosing his skills, he broke a lot more this time.

@tobiteam9685 3 года назад

Better my friend. Way better

@nithinrajan3877 3 года назад

its an international event buddy😂

@jordanschlansky2800 3 года назад

Unlike Conan I don't need external validation to confirm my cleanliness.

@WAITWHUT-wl2uj 3 года назад

And unlike conan, we viewers doesn't want to confirm his validation.

@zomkino 3 года назад

Stop pretending you are jordan dude..

@rogerab1792 3 года назад

never change Jordi, don't listen to these entitled psychos, you're the bravest in the room when you don't follow the sheeple

@rogerab1792 3 года назад

@@zomkino yeah, I wasn't sure whether it was him but had to try anyways just in case.

@SerenityNow9015 3 года назад

@@zomkino dude, we know it’s not him lmao. Don’t act like you’re intellectually superior just because you noticed he didn’t have a checkmark next to his username.

@leedsdrumacademy 2 года назад

It's official: Jordan's kryptonite is toilet humour.

@michaelyang3910 Год назад

A man of culture I see.

@ChronoKatie 3 года назад

I absolutely love that Jordan has gotten much sassier in recent years. When he talks back at Conan it's amazing.

@Tensho_C Год назад

It's called machine learning, and it's been making waves throughout the AI industry

@Maraien Год назад

I don't believe he is homosexual

@bennypit4411 Год назад

The man looks to have aged 25 years in 6 years, dang.

@jacksquat4140 5 месяцев назад

@@bennypit4411: The shots can be devastating.

@acez6756 5 месяцев назад

@@Maraiendawg what😂 where did that come from 😂

@ScammerPayback 3 года назад

FINALLY.. Give the people what they want.. More Jordan Schlansky.

@walnuthead 3 года назад

Huh, didnt expect to see you here lol.

@josephlittlefield2313 3 года назад

For two hours anyway. He’s succumbed to hypoxia by now.

@JaysonT975 3 года назад

Next we need more of his assistant Mona!

@walnuthead 3 года назад

@@JaysonT975 lol mona

@link0587 3 года назад

YES!!!

@bl1896 3 года назад

Lol. I never noticed Jordan’s door say “One cranky fake Italian.”

@luxo199 3 года назад

It’s been there a long while now, I found out about it last year 😂

@K-A5 3 года назад

He needs a Bless This Mess sign too

@YooAreGreat 3 года назад

Just saw it 😂

@KlueTran 3 года назад

can you give a time stamp?

@zeusj5985 3 года назад

Clueless_K 1:23

@cypresscitycomics1185 3 года назад

Bro: "I got married in Italy, so I know Italy very well!" Jordan: "You say you got married in Italy, therefore you know Italy very well....are those two things necessarily connected?" Me: Oh Snap!?! 😂😂😂😂

@Ianuarius 3 года назад

He's got a point!

@TRACKMAN810 2 года назад

Thats like me saying "i watch Japanese anime i know japan really well"

@nino0057 2 года назад

He's right

@mikays7059 2 года назад

Jordan's right lol, what he said isn't related at all to the other

@baloog8 2 года назад

It's all relative but that guy said it out of a nervous energy. It wouldve been more agreeable to say I was married there so I'm familiar with Italy or I feel like I have some idea of the themes we can use here.

@yourfriendlyneighborhoodpi6655 3 года назад

They think Jordan is weird for not pooping at work. But that's exactly what I do at school. My body has just designed itself to make sure I can't poop in our terrible bathrooms

@jeanjacqueslundi3502 3 года назад

I was always like that. I need to feel confortable.

@candy2325 3 года назад

Same here. I hate public restrooms and will wait when I get home.

@mohammadabdelrahman786 3 года назад

Saaaaame

@rakuencallisto 3 года назад

Worst name for a weak pooper.

@2thomask 2 года назад

I leave the stall door open to assert dominance

@The-Rest-of-Us 3 года назад

This video should have been 3 times as long. We were robbed.

@alfonsomedina1609 3 года назад

You just didn’t prepare you body in various ways

@LavagreatThegreatnerdity_rocks 3 года назад

Blame winnie the pooh

@s10dlka 3 года назад

Damn pandemic! When will the casualties end!

@NandiCollector 3 года назад

Jordan is the main reason I watch Conan clips.

@hellterminator 2 года назад

Above all, we were robbed, by the renovation not being done. I would _love_ to see Jordan in a tacky, over the top, fake Italian office.

@LittleHieuy 3 года назад

The animated CGI Jordan has more life in it's eyes than the real Jordan.

@Gravydog316 3 года назад

actually that was him

@ArthurKnight1899 3 года назад

Looks like Julius Caesar lol

@kelcieox 2 года назад

“i’m a deep thinker” *conan busts out laughing* got me 😂😂😂

@tasnimbari4012 Год назад

1:23 "One Cranky Fake Italian". best hidden gag i have seen in my life

@poppybell8217 3 года назад

The combination of Jordan’s personality and his sloppiness is pretty rare.

@mirrortoyourweakness9769 3 года назад

Yeah, I know right? I paused the video to take a moment to try and understand it. Though, it doesn't matter to me.

@georgina4193 3 года назад

Really? He reminds me so much of my father 😅

@carlosmccormick6544 3 года назад

I expected someone like that to be a neat freak

@mirrortoyourweakness9769 3 года назад

@@carlosmccormick6544 Definitely. But he seems to be on the spectrum somewhere. I feel kind of bad for him. I'm not sure he's having the greatest time right now with everyone making fun of him. Though, Conan has shown he comes in late for work, doesn't do work etc. Maybe that's why he's messing with him like this. I don't know.

@evaphoenix 3 года назад

@@mirrortoyourweakness9769 I am pretty sure the dude plays a character. He is just so odd, I would be suprised if he was nearly as crazy as he comes across in these bits. Also if he truly objected to being the butt of Conans pranks he would have quit years ago. They have such a weird chemistry toghether, I love it when they do these scenes.

@benreider1982 3 года назад

Jordan: opens his mouth Property Bro: you’re weird

@rahmanhakim1 3 года назад

That is not comedy, that is just straight up rude

@courtneycombs5399 3 года назад

It's pretty good comedy

@gamingwithrsn 3 года назад

@@rahmanhakim1 It's all a bit. Get your head out of your ass. Now that's rude.

@11dubs30 3 года назад

It's Bad comedy. If it was funny, it would have been worth the insult

@anthonythudium5279 3 года назад

1 for not funny

@AleksandarIvanov69 Год назад

2:55 - the tall guy got offended 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@10buffster 3 года назад

6:54 Conan's mind is ingenious. So many things he spews out are so quick and often unnoticed.

@ShermanKyle 2 года назад

His wit is so sharp. Really a cut above the other late night hosts

@thecheetos5785 2 года назад

Lol

@deejayxcrypt 3 года назад

The thing is. Everything that comes out of Jordan’s mouth is, kind of, always true.

@spaghettioverlord3247 3 года назад

Not where karate kid 2 was shot.

@deejayxcrypt 3 года назад

Spaghetti overlord Aye. Well. He obviously wanted to keep it as a childhood memory; as it has no real other value. That was a real d*** move from Conan in that vid [and this time actually felt like it when there was no laughs :-( ]

@BrianLopez-gz8ux 3 года назад

@@deejayxcrypt also when he tried to relate espresso with express ! IGNORANTE!

@BrianLopez-gz8ux 3 года назад

oil lekd this is what I get for believing everything on tv

@Katya_Lastochka 3 года назад

For the most part he's right. It's just things nobody cares about.

@yongwei5 3 года назад

I think it's official. Whatever jokes with feces will make him break character lmao

@anonymousreviewer169 3 года назад

break*

@yongwei5 3 года назад

@@anonymousreviewer169 Thanks man

@jakubkrizan 3 года назад

You mean human soil, right?

@yongwei5 3 года назад

@@jakubkrizan That yes

@tessmarsh5898 3 года назад

I think these are the reasons I love Conan so much. The man went to Harvard and he’s still brought to tears by a poop joke.

@yellowhammer3 2 года назад

The brothers did not want to laugh at the molestation joke 😂

@Akira-jq6nj 3 года назад

This is the second time that people came to clean his office 😂

@MontyBurns21 3 года назад

I love how the sign on the door reads. "One cranky fake Italian" bahahahahahaha

@wyss85 3 года назад

1:23 for the lazy ones

@dweeebles 3 года назад

There are 3 giants towering Jordan 😂.

@ricardobjj24 3 года назад

How tall is Conan?

@tunnaufal 3 года назад

@@ricardobjj24 6'4

@marcusb.7412 3 года назад

Ricardo Masvidal he’s like 6’3-4

@marcusb.7412 3 года назад

They are all very tall though so it’s expected

@IWantsACoffee 2 года назад

I love when Jordan breaks character! I can't believe he's able to stay in character for as long as he does in these skits.

@plansforus 2 года назад

Every time Jordan breaks and angel gets it’s wings. I love the running relationship with him and Conan, it never gets old.

@Lydia-dd9bo 3 года назад

Anyone notice Jordan's name plaque by his door says "One cranky fake italian" at 1:20 lol.

@alexchan617 3 года назад

Found you! Up you go

@coltongnat 3 года назад

That’s fantastic

@juanjacobo8517 3 года назад

Good eye 👁

@anonym58063 3 года назад

Its been there for years

@puniopenetrante 3 года назад

It've been there after the expresso machine episode.

@balanzar61 3 года назад

I've noticed that Jordan break's character when they bring up the topic of poop lol

@stephanies3246 3 года назад

I noticed that too at 5:26.

@nebulousisgod 3 года назад

And farts. He definitely has an immature sense of humor deep down, otherwise I doubt he could work on Conan this many years.

@Moggetslittlesister 3 года назад

He always makes the excuse that he's laughing at the fact that Conan finds poop and fart humor funny, but that's gotta be only half true.

@Pacific_Norfweest 3 года назад

He's definitely trying so hard not to laugh the entire time.

@grapesofwraith1066 3 года назад

In the Italy special, there’s a few clips of Jordan laughing when Conan plays fart sounds on his phone, and some outtakes where Jordan can’t stop laughing when he and Conan talk about poop and bidets!

@RandysDirtyBurger 2 года назад

Conan looking to the property brothers when he says celebrities don’t poop is one of the purest forms of gold I’ve ever seen 💀💀💀

@amkow89 3 года назад

Conan and the property brothers are so tall that jordan looks so little lol

@badgerbandit9070 3 года назад

"Their fame is of no importance to me" -Jordan Schlansky

@J-IFWBR 3 года назад

Jordan Schlansky just like the only human beeing oin the world

@x2eXu50x 3 года назад

when does he say that

@chrislawrence6609 3 года назад

@@x2eXu50x in the video above

@Ahmed-Interrupted 3 года назад

timestamp?

@tabithiajones2511 3 года назад

absolute chad

@evanrobinson9807 3 года назад

Jordan: Hardest man to break Also Jordan: Always breaks when poop/gas is brought up

@matth5734 3 года назад

Yes, remember him losing it in the train video.

@KyleLe 3 года назад

Matt H the human feces...

@rayh.8456 3 года назад

I was just listening to the Inside Conan episode the other day where they mentioned the only thing that consistently makes him break is poop jokes. So naturally they pull out the squatty potties for this remote lol

@_Maxten 3 года назад

@@matth5734 or when they went to the toilet showcase in japan

@Vuusteri 3 года назад

Human soil, if you will.

@Ryanfern99 3 года назад

I feel like Conan would lace Jordan's biscotto with laxatives at the office just to prove a point 😂

@TheMargearet 2 года назад

It’s interesting that he promotes his love of everything beautiful, but this office is an example that he doesn’t really live it.

@liferiot 3 года назад

"I'm a deep thinker-" (Conan bursts out laughing)

@ricco5951 3 года назад

Yes, I saw that too

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 3 года назад

Yeah, they asked him What his hobbies are he says he is a deep thinker😂

@nyamheria 3 года назад

It’s because they where asking about his hobbies for the design lmao

@fatihkaya7870 3 года назад

I think that was the appropriate reaction

@Dayvit78 3 года назад

Even better laugh at 5:17 when Jordan says his body is on a natural rythm.

@_Maxten 3 года назад

Me: Reads "The Property Brothers" in the title: meh... Also Me: Reads "Jordan Schlansky" in the title: (Clicks)

@bobbyboucher4101 3 года назад

Crap! you were faster by 12 minutes. Almost exactly what i wanted to say!! Fack

@amadeus4491 3 года назад

Literally everybody

@Cerebrosity 3 года назад

You read my mind!

@markmower6507 3 года назад

Who are the property brothers, I have never heard of them? ! Hahahahahahahaha!

@markmower6507 3 года назад

@@bobbyboucher4101 think faster next time, or you may feel a "slight" electric shock, Hahahahahahahaha!

@kritimathur8005 2 года назад

Jordan was trying so hard not to break character lol

@pvlkmrv 2 года назад

Jordan nearly called the plastic squatty potty "lower class". He quickly corrects himself to say "lower quality".

@jema587 3 года назад

I missed Jordan so much, lol. Seeing Jordan breaks character is the best.

@miguelfabiao5318 3 года назад

We all love him

@vibsh625 3 года назад

Always on the poop jokes.

@JFinnerud 3 года назад

Seems like he cracks up on toilet humor. Very evident in the Italian clips

@BreakingJon 3 года назад

@@vibsh625 I was thinking the exact same thing.

@alx5192 3 года назад

I missed the background laughs

@LocoFaux 3 года назад

Jordan cracks up whenever the topic of "Human soil" is brought up.

@johnnyaxon_ 3 года назад

HUMAN SOIL

@crh18 3 года назад

apparently it's with the way Conan face does a certain look that breaks Jordan's cool stance

@Otivitov 2 года назад

Yes! I thought the same hahahah

@marcosboero6881 2 года назад

That train travel trough Italy was hilarious. Human soil.

@DonDon-fs2tl 2 года назад

666 likes ummmmmm nope

@thefirstguyjaek255 2 года назад

I love how sophisticated Jordan tries to be when his office looks like it’s from an episode of Hoarders

@KhoaLe-jm4sv 2 года назад

Jordan's laugh wrinkles show that he's laughed a lot. Makes it more amazing that he keeps such a poker face on camera!

@wilthomas 3 года назад

Conan and Jordan are absolute geniuses with their sense of timing.

@krrisss 3 года назад

I love how views just booms whenever there's "Jordan Schlansky" in the title

@getpumped87 3 года назад

Or Sona

@paige4886 3 года назад

Or Andy

@kyles8524 3 года назад

its cause everyone wants to see him fired lol

@turki9972 3 года назад

a genuine character

@whyFreezer 3 года назад

Conan and Jordan is a hilarious combination.

@eighteen-naked-cowboys Год назад

6:30 im glad they didn’t use cheap sound effects just silence and conan’s dead eye stare sells it so well

@robinsonbalbuena9958 3 года назад

This had me laughing, in tears. Conan and Jordan need to make a movie

@zorilaz Год назад

True like a vacation somewhere and they find trouble somewhere and break stuff by accident and run

@fakecharity 3 года назад

They make Conan look like he's regular/average height.

@moozinho8667 3 года назад

Seriously they’re giants

@purplesaori 3 года назад

I was walking one day on the street and noticed a very tall red hair guy, it was none other than Conan himself. I’m just 164 cm tall, it was like passing by a super tall tower 🤣 (I know, I know, but seriously, the man is reaaaally tall!)

@zaidtayeh5899 3 года назад

꧁Saori ꧂ m

@largomentatoreeloquente165 3 года назад

@@purplesaori Yeah Red dudes are cool asf

@muhammadputera6593 3 года назад

@james avery *Conan

@Snoy_Fly 3 года назад

Jordan has to be the most sophisticated “slob” in the world.

@JohnnyWestMagic 3 года назад

He's got to be a Virgo; highly intelligent but exhibiting so many of the sign's negative traits.

@nanabanana0743 3 года назад

Johnny West Magician He’s an Aries actually.

@JohnnyWestMagic 3 года назад

@@nanabanana0743 Wow, you know your Shclanskys!

@brendantaylor3570 3 года назад

Johnny West Magician Virgo Ascendant perhaps?

@JohnnyWestMagic 3 года назад

@@brendantaylor3570 Could be-just know it's the funniest spots Conan does. I put them at the end of my "Agelina" vid-the restaurant scene.

@Tdore01 2 года назад

Conan will never not make me laugh. Such a funny dude even the stuff he says that in society now adays is considered to far to joke about he makes it sound harmless and that’s a hard thing to do

@TheKeebster1 10 месяцев назад

"One cranky fake italian" is his door sign 🤣 1:20

@Naruto-rv1tu 3 года назад

Therapist: Animated Schlansky isn't real, he can't hurt you Animated Schlansky: 8:22

@michaelbell4399 3 года назад

I’m sure Jordan prepared his body in various ways before this

@ZombiEDDudE 3 года назад

God how original

@TheRedstonedeluxe 3 года назад

I thought it was my turn to say that on any Jordan video

@joaquin5028 3 года назад

@@ZombiEDDudE imagine being a youtube comments cynic lmao what a loser

@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 3 года назад

@@ZombiEDDudE Still funny. Go watch Kimmel, baby.

@ZombiEDDudE 3 года назад

Pandas are cool lmao ive been binging jordan and conan videos. And in every single one of em you get 15 guys commenting the same thing on every video. It was funny the first time but the 1000th? This is clearly a comment to gain likes. I dont even watch kimmel and fallon. Annoying ass fake laughs and rudeness to guests.

@ahmad_serendipity 2 года назад

How did I miss this one !!! It's funny this is the 1st time the guests actively joins Conan in trolling Jordan ! 😂

@CesarDaSalad 2 года назад

It's so nice to see that after all these years Jordan Schlansky is still... well, Jordan Schlansky.

@SarAnna2195 3 года назад

"What are your interests?" "I'm a deep thinker" 😂😂😂😂

@Pacific_Norfweest 3 года назад

I love that someone on staff was told "Find a clip during one of Conan's interviews where it looks like he's taking a dump." Cue Sean Penn explaining anything.

@Alex_1729 3 года назад

Also Sean Penn is a bit of an idiot, he even wrote a letter to Matt Stone and Tray Parker and complained about Team America, the only dude that complained about that movie. And have you read his book? His book is the most ridiculous stuff ever put on paper or digital, and not for humour... Here are a few quotes from Sean Penn's book "Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff": "Hence, his life remains incessantly infused with her indentity-infidelity, and her abhorrent ascensions to those constant salacious sessions of sexual solitaire she'd seen as self-regard." - page 11 "Whenever he felt these collisions of incubus and succubus, he punched his way out of the proletariat with the purposeful inputting of covert codes, thereby drawing distraction through Scottsdale deployments, dodging the ambush of innocents astray, evading the viscount vogue of Viagratic assaults on virtual vaginas, or worse, falling passively into prosaic passtimes." - page 36 "Behind decorative gabion walls, an elderly neighbor sits centurion on his porch watching Bob with surreptitious soupçon." - page 71

@executioner_ecgbert884 3 года назад

Not everybody handles fame and attention very well. He's just a human, but some of his roles were pretty good.

@Alex_1729 3 года назад

@@executioner_ecgbert884 nobody forced him to be an actor. Nobody forced him to write a letter to South Park guys and complain. Nobody forced him to write that stupid book. He's hilarious

@saeedvazirian 3 года назад

@@Alex_1729 huh, that team america was garbage made for right wing nut. it literally argued that middle eastern don't deserve to live. You read and remembered the exact pages, lmao you're salty.

@georgekirby7150 Год назад

Sean Penn is insufferable... The way he used that Mexican actress to meet El Chapo showed me how he might actually be evil...

@Ilovemyfriends3 2 года назад

It’s been years and I still can’t believe this is a real person unscripted and not filtered.

@venkateshpotter1685 2 года назад

Like many mysteries in the world the question " why jordan office does not consistent with his idealogy" remains mystery since Conan retired.

@HeresJohnnyYT 3 года назад

YESSSS MORE JORDAN!!!!

@etapoopoo2946 3 года назад

HOW

@lutchdomanengroomupadiachy2743 3 года назад

Jordan for street pranks ???

@rcrichard8969 3 года назад

i don't like jordan

@arkanix4900 3 года назад

@@rcrichard8969 no one ask you

@amirmoezz 3 года назад

I love Jordan, always wanted to see more of him. 💕 He always made my day.

@asarsealex 3 года назад

I'm with Jordan on that one. "I got married in Italy and therefore I know Italy really well". Ridiculous thing to say

@Acridobject 3 года назад

yeah lol he wasnt ready for jordans response.

@bootykingnadal 3 года назад

Right?! The man traveled there more than 25 times lol

@Naegimaggu 3 года назад

100% agree. It seems that for Americans the standard for knowing something about the world outside US is pretty low. I mean there are people who seem to think they're normal who can't even name the continents from a map, nevermind the countries.

@wn8022 3 года назад

The brothers are actually Canadian. Still, a stupid thing to say. One trip and he’s an expert. Lol

@oceanpunch4723 3 года назад

Still unnecessary to call him out like that while he's trying to connect lol

@aguy6641 Год назад

I think they could do an amazing extended version of all these Schlansky videos they're great.

@Rayan-jd9sc Год назад

5:36 homelander is that you!!?😂

@TheWonderfulBlake 3 года назад

Jordan: “You men clearly have an agenda. I’m going to remain passive in the situation. Why don’t you do as you intend?” Conan: “Oh my god, is that what you say before you’re molested?” Hilarious.

@Onlymelan8e 3 года назад

CONAN IS TRYING TO GROW HIS HAIR OUT LIKE BLAKE STACKHOUSE. THAT IS COOL BUT I AM STILL NOT VOTING FOR DEMONCRATS

@Onlymelan8e 3 года назад

IF YOU EVER ROPE A KITTEN, YOUR SOUL WILL DIMINISH. YOUR SOUL DIMINISHING DOESNT FEEL GOOD

@hasaniwu 3 года назад

@@Onlymelan8e i lost braincells reading your comment. Please educate yourself.

@JG-no4qr 3 года назад

Rope Kittens - Hilarious!

@CrazyStupidGamers 3 года назад

And people say rape jokes can't be hilarious!

@tinaaneke 3 года назад

One thing I know that will stay constant in life: is whenever Jordan has a segment they will use that one headshot/photo of him from like the writers strike.

@robbieclark7828 3 года назад

The year 2034: Old man Conan brings Jordan out on the show on the day of his retirement from the position of associate producer. Jordan looks the same as he does in the headshot they use to introduce him.

@jimmyhilley6706 Год назад

@@robbieclark7828 YES PLEASE!!!

@amandacrook9673 2 года назад

I love Conan! These short videos are so fun!

@Aaackermann 2 года назад

Jordans burn of this tool was just brilliant! He absolutely got a point there.

@chovue2363 3 года назад

"Im surprise you are caught unaware so often" is a line i would have never thought was linked to taking a dump. 🤣🤣🤣

@ahmarsaeed6085 3 года назад

When he said “I’m a deep thinker” I burst out laughing just as Conan did! 😂

@marvincool3744 3 года назад

They all have a great group chemistry

@lilsyevasifuentes7628 2 года назад

7:26 "Actually, I'd be happy with that" 😆

@karakuri002 3 года назад

He's not weird, infact he is 100% correct, the fact you got married in Italy doesn't back up you know the place very well.

@papagena1 3 года назад

Yeah, but you don’t say it out loud unless you’re a sociopath.

@yesloow 3 года назад

I agree. And I'm on the side of you don't say you know Italy well just because you got married there out loud. I'm with Schlansky on this one.

@dimitrisathanasiou1521 3 года назад

It's the cheap salesman talk. Like saying i know italy coz i eat alot of pizza

@joakimkarlsson8392 3 года назад

I don't know if you are sarcastic but he said it as a joke

@donnamariedemaio 3 года назад

Knowing Italy very well is probably the reason he wanted to get married there. He just expressed it incorrectly. To know Italy is to love Italy, particularly the foot of the boot! Ciao! 🇮🇹

@deekay3251 3 года назад

Poop humor does seem to be the one thing that makes Jordan laugh.

@serbonkers4130 3 года назад

He secretly love south park.

@anonym58063 3 года назад

Human soil.

@fixtureorbit1825 3 года назад

2:55 when the guy said "you're weird " to jordan's face , ngl i got offended.

@Darklord1201FTW Год назад

“Is that what you say before you’re molested” 😂😂😂💀

@theirishman9182 2 года назад

2:50 Jordan is definitely right here

@fullduck97 3 года назад

Jordan is secretly a Simpsons character Conan made and wished to life

@Gravydog316 3 года назад

secretly?

@playasadonejoe 3 года назад

There's some cryptozoological term for a monster that is brought into being through sheer power of belief.

@juliecheeseberg7100 2 года назад

@@playasadonejoe a tulpa

@bens0nbernard 3 года назад

“This human body we have all been given” what an Alien lol

@markportuondo2483 3 года назад

In his case the human host body he invaded against the owners will : D

@duarteolebreiro 8 месяцев назад

1:22 “One cranky fake italian” on his door… 🤣🤣

@DreistStudios 3 года назад

@1:23 “one cranky fake Italian “ 😆

@jepjep216 3 года назад

😂😂

@dr.debajyotibose2928 3 года назад

Good catch

@foggyfrogy 3 года назад

omg it's still there XD ahahaha

@nazzan3801 3 года назад

😂 😂 amazing observation

@nickhadzaman3848 3 года назад

@@foggyfrogy when did they put it in

@benb6527 3 года назад

This really showcases the delicacy of Conan's mockery of Jordan, vs. the property brother's clumsy quips.

@jetnut89 3 года назад

Its the difference between roasting and insulting. You only roast the ones you love and clearly the property brothers are just being mean to him.

@urbanmari 3 года назад

They're intelligent guys who react without meanness but with natural disdain. The guy is clearly detached and not socially well-adapted. There is probably some underlying cause. For the context of him working for the comedian, Conan, Jordan serves his purpose.

@nathantseng8513 3 года назад

daisy jordan isn’t actually like this in real life, he’s playing a very over-exaggerated version of himself. if you look into it a little more you’ll find videos of him laughing and talking and acting like you would expect a normal person would. there was this video where conan and jordan were in italy on a train having a conversation and in it jordan was laughing and talking, which is super unlike his character on coco.

@gdreyer Год назад

OMG, the sign that reads "One cranky fake Italian" at 1:21 hahahahaahahahahaha

@juweriajaweed6044 Год назад

"one cranky fake italian" 205, only conan could carry this joke so far loll

@gumpcard 3 года назад

"You say you got married in Italy therefore you know Italy very well. Are those two things necessarily connected?" So much yes on the shade, Jordan! :D All the beard dude could do was reply with an ad hominem.