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@ttly1384 4 года назад

Did anyone ever notice the sign outside of Jordan's office says: Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian.

@YasinNurRahmanSGHS 4 года назад

lol 1:08

@hikgthbfk 4 года назад

If you watch the other 'episode' about the coffee machine, the sign showed only his name, and it was in that same episode where Conan titled him Cranky Fake Italian

@abdullahalgazali4852 4 года назад

Ya hahaha

@ttly1384 4 года назад

Yeah, I mean I've seen this skit well over 10 times over the years and I just saw it the first time when I wrote the comment.

@Brainbuster 4 года назад

You should've marked the time, Mac Mac.

@abduljalelwadouh9661 5 лет назад

You can see Jordan physically dying when Conan ate his sandwich

@jeremyc9593 4 года назад

I don't blame him. That sandwich looked amazing.

@selfishstockton6123 4 года назад

Michael he put a lot of work into it

@MasterKurisu 4 года назад

You mean powering down?

@talithasuya8908 4 года назад

@@MasterKurisu lol

@2222ben 4 года назад

@Michael uh yes it was

@ninjanerdstudent6937 3 года назад

I love how Conan asks why the jar of sauerkraut is in his office, and Jordan just explains what sauerkraut is.

@1516Spinola6040 2 года назад

Doe eating.

@thetoot9615 2 года назад

To replenish his floral whatever

@Double-V13 2 года назад

😂😂😂 that’s hilarious

@augustal4243 Год назад

😂😅😆😁..... Most of what he says is incorrect..... When he talked about the water...Ect....

@piercemccauley7079 Год назад

@@augustal4243 yeah lol but the sauerkraut actually is good for you gut bacteria because it’s fermented

@michaelscottoriginal 3 года назад

Jordan had a wrist cast on his right wrist. He was injured preparing his body in various ways

@AccessoriesAddict5528 3 года назад

I thought he got injured experimenting with oats and whey.

@alecjones4676 3 года назад

He was injured after Conan paid a hitman to crash into his Vespa

@dylanbushmire2623 2 года назад

Or maybe he didn’t prepare his body in various ways and that’s why he injured his wrist

@darlamurillo4546 2 года назад

@@alecjones4676 Lmao

@Keiji3G 2 года назад

Pretty sure someone hit him on his Vespa

@OldcastleElf 4 года назад

“Oh, this is garbage” That’s a top ten Conan comeback.

@AlexPerez-tt9ru 4 года назад

You can see the hurt and betrayal in his eyes

@kamu799 4 года назад

5:54

@Kaisensan1 4 года назад

celestial teapot he said no this is garbage

@anh49 4 года назад

@@Kaisensan1 Get your ears checked

@popthetrunkk6500 4 года назад

celestial teapot that was obv planted in there

@dswanny 4 года назад

They’re preparing this office in various ways.

@armend4494 4 года назад

Dayton Swanson i understood that reference

@lolololtroll6842 4 года назад

From the late to work video?

@HOTKNlFE 4 года назад

I’m so glad people understand this

@glipk 4 года назад

Haha

@gnx10111 4 года назад

I enjoy these various comments.

@rolandcooke 3 года назад

It never ceases to amaze me that Jordan is ridiculously specific about all aspects of his life (diet, exercise, grooming, etc) but his office is a disaster zone. :D

@TechCrazy 2 года назад

When in reality you are dealing with a gazillion things that come up ad-hoc the office does get a tad messy.

@omarselim6281 2 года назад

This is typical behaviour of analytical people i think.

@jefflangdon4621 2 года назад

Jordan seems really smart.

@UnicornUniverse333 2 года назад

I struggle with hoarding tendencies, but I'm deep thinker too, I'm autistic and ADHD, so I get drained by life completely because of how intensely I feel everything as well as analyze everything, so no energy left to clean!

@sunnycopper9653 2 года назад

@@UnicornUniverse333 take the 12 personalities test to find out what your personality is and read more into it! It will help you understand yourself much better. You may be INFJ so u feel other's emotions intensely!

@mux0091 Год назад

The consistent use of Jordan's one picture is a running joke in itself

@dylanmorrison8543 4 года назад

This man really does have a technical dietician statistician response for every consumable substance he owns.

@josiahfarrington5815 4 года назад

For people that speak English hes just saying Jordan knows about what he eats

@abdimohamed6355 4 года назад

are you jordans brother

@josephinechicharo-bachour5362 4 года назад

Except for that one time with the poptarts

@danielcastle4157 4 года назад

You Sound like Jordan

@wut_birbowo6166 4 года назад

Dylan Morrison 600 like! ♥️

@fairlylcal3455 4 года назад

He is literally real life squidward and Conan is spongebob

@joevip762 4 года назад

Right!! Lol😆😆😆

@aliamarneh2067 4 года назад

If SpongeBob was a bully and squidwards boss

@tomaszskowronski1406 4 года назад

@@aliamarneh2067 The darkest timeline. For squidward.

@idkt0ri189 4 года назад

conan even laughs like spongebob omg

@cash_eye 4 года назад

True

@hanieldarrison 3 года назад

that sandwich really did look delicious

@dank_frank2580 2 года назад

The person eating it is delicious as well 😏

@BillySotherden 2 года назад

@@jonbarron8049 that's slices of cheese, not crackers.

@calebstevens7487 2 года назад

I made one tonight, actually pretty good

@BillySotherden 2 года назад

@@calebstevens7487 what was on it?

@calebstevens7487 2 года назад

@@BillySotherden a cheese baguette. Store was out of regular. It’s not a traditional sandwich but definitely worth it! Eating is a bit awkward because no top slice.

@TheRcm2012 3 года назад

Conan holding the paper with the NBC logo and saying it's garbage. Absolute genius 🤣🤣

@moondog7694 Год назад

Why?

@U0EN0 Год назад

@@moondog7694 long story short. NBC betrayed Conan. But the genius of it was the unscripted, is this garbage question, and Conan wittingly saying it is garbage referring to not only the supplies, but the network as well.

@holla18atme 11 месяцев назад

@@U0EN0 legend

@admthrawnuru 4 месяца назад

That's one of my favorite Conan lines of all time

@TheEpicImpaler 8 лет назад

*4:38** "I find you TDS"* Fucking genius!

@rommarov 8 лет назад

What does TDS stand for? I aint a native english speaker

@TheEpicImpaler 8 лет назад

Conan called him "tedious", which means slow and dull.

@rommarov 8 лет назад

Raul Mejia thanks

@dtadeo2006 8 лет назад

+Raul Mejia HA, got eeem!

@JosephAnterola 8 лет назад

+Raul Mejia TDS: Too Dang Smart

@paconbancakes4347 5 лет назад

Jordan’s enthusiastic “how are you?” at the beginning tells me that he’s a great guy irl

@joshuamaldonado1721 5 лет назад

He also greets Julia before going into his act

@TheKitchenerLeslie 4 года назад

I noticed that too. It was like he wasn't aware he would be performing. It's definitely a character. Andy Richter told some stories about him on Conan's podcast that are clearly not in line with the character.

@therandom58 4 года назад

SgtTravisBickle he’s said that the character is basically just a really amped up version of himself

@nicolas7559 4 года назад

SgtTravisBickle can you tell me on which podcast??

@joeyjones1330 4 года назад

@@ngoclantran1738 wich episode?

@papess9959 3 года назад

I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in, super responsive and lively, then he saw the camera and realized the bit that was about to happen, and switched into the character.

@joshuapere997 3 года назад

3:44 is the best acting Jordan and Conan has done, Jordan is trying his best to not laugh. Even though he publicly said Conan was the funniest man he has ever met.

@russell2952 4 года назад

He's using every ounce of strength trying not to laugh.

@xp5570 4 года назад

so he did

@techgeek3366 4 года назад

Yeah, you can see he's just barely supressing his smile - I think Conan caught him off guard with this one.

@MightyMax2756 4 года назад

It’s probably why he rarely makes eye contact in the sketch. It serves the purpose of making him look inhuman and to prevent him from breaking

@roqtherootbeerman 4 года назад

I can’t tell if you’re referring to Conan or Jordan and that makes it ten times funnier

@Volt_Fortnite 3 года назад

Incredible

@dancs1 3 года назад

this is literally how ellen treats her staff except she’s not joking.

@Vis-Light 3 года назад

😂

@SliceofBread123 3 года назад

LMAO

@ainz9812 3 года назад

Ellen wont go this far for her staff, and you cant make eye contact

@jordy2299 3 года назад

Ellen is trash anyways, (Joke)

@princesssyde8675 3 года назад

@@dog678 How do you assume something about someone you've never met?

@theindianmeme 2 года назад

It's hard to imagine a person like Jordan having an unorganized office.

@LordShrub 2 года назад

To him it's organized. He knows where every little thing is.

@psychoaztecs 2 года назад

its a façade to hide the real Jordan Schlansky

@Ace-fl1zm 2 года назад

@@LordShrub He will think that and still have missing Important stuff which he can't regain

@zorilaz Год назад

Not at all, he's an idiot

@WaffleShortage Год назад

the way he describes the Norelco groomer is such a wild contrast to the state of his office lol

@duytdl Год назад

"It should bother you more than me" - Jordan Schlansky (the undefeated champion of passive aggressiveness)

@hangtime911 2 месяца назад

Top notch passive aggressive fat shame.

@BEFreda 5 лет назад

"This is a place of business, this is a television show. You seam to think that we are running a moderately sized Italian restaurant" LMAO!!!!

@DRACATI-1984 5 лет назад

That part got me too! XD

@hauseofcards1147 5 лет назад

I like it when conan brings the hammer down

@DannyNY 5 лет назад

You have cheeses

@nataliem.3879 5 лет назад

I know conan is too much!!!!😂😂😂😂

@anietytretra7168 4 года назад

Seem*

@MrMarkpark 5 лет назад

What’s funny is Jordan always looks away because he knows he cant keep a straight face or look Conan in the eye. He’s awesome tho. So deadpan. Love it

@diegog1853 5 лет назад

Not sure about that, a lot of people like me have problems making eye contact. Specially if you are introverted

@Sunshands_ 5 лет назад

Yeah. I'm introvert and I don't like making eye contact.

@Sunshands_ 5 лет назад

@Badr eddin okay thanks

@cai0409 5 лет назад

Some people just aren’t good with eye contact. And then there’s people who keep such good eye contact that they make you uncomfortable lol

@Ken.- 5 лет назад

The lack of eye contact, flat affect, and rigid thinking style displayed when he responds to Conan are all classic signs of Asperger's. Naturally his logical style and ability to work with fixed clear goals make him an excellent producer.

@stewiegriffin12341 3 года назад

I just realized... he doesn’t look Conan (and others) in the eye because he’d break out laughing if he did.

@definitelynosebreather 2 года назад

er.. not necessarily. Some people just don't like eye contact, especially in close distance.

@nondescriptbeing5944 10 месяцев назад

It seems genuine, like looking at the woman his instinct is for his eyes to jump away

@dbsti3006 3 года назад

Jordan: "It should bother you more than it does me." Conan: ".....and yet it doesn't." 🤣😆

@mskrisemilie 4 года назад

"Do you need a seperate place to keep all your restaurant supplies?" Im done😂😂

@rodolfosantana9015 3 года назад

i think that line was very clever . smart dude

@wolverineiscool7161 3 года назад

i think it would have been hilarious if he said something like "yeah now that you mention it..."

@sunhyun6549 3 года назад

Maybe

@weirdloverwilde 2 года назад

The beauty at this is that we are on Jordan’s side for most of the skit… his boss is a goofball and an annoyance… but then when Conan actually makes legitimate points about using a place of work to ship WINE (totally a misuse of office time and money) the tables kind of flip and it’s like “wait a minute … this IS bonkers that this producer has an italian restaurant in his office!”

@christopherstein2024 Год назад

One day Jordan is going to hire 100% authentic Italians for a restaurant and then tell them exactly how to make the food.

@patu8010 4 года назад

Jordan sounded like a real person when he hadn't seen the camera yet

@jacktheladstevens 3 года назад

It was a virus, an update was released

@JohnDoe-vr3ey 3 года назад

Yeah he gets awkward infront of cameras I reckon

@Cattus_Maximus 3 года назад

@@cactusmalone more than 20 years to be specific

@varunv.p.7180 3 года назад

I assume he was asked to go into his exaggerated persona in between the cut

@stevemuzak8526 3 года назад

@@JohnDoe-vr3ey The funniest part is that he agreed to be in front of the camera. It's like he torture himself.

@DigitalAndInnovation 9 месяцев назад

6:00 She set that joke up SO well. Bravo!

@richardharris9708 Месяц назад

She was prompted to say it

@TheRedGameboy Год назад

That man is one chemical accident away from becoming a super villain. His interactions with Conan are part of his villain origin story.

@tripdiz1341 4 года назад

Julie deserves tons credit for cleaning - organizing Jordans’ space. In the sped up section, you can see her asking him about each item, before she takes it out the door. She is polite and doesn’t gang up on Jordan when Conan hilariously makes fun of him. Wtg Julie! Id hire ya cuz im a clutter freak like Jordan!

@Ramonerdna 4 года назад

I agree she was the real MVP of this video

@tripdiz1341 4 года назад

@Ramonerdna 👍👍

@tristan7844 4 года назад

I like the fact that instead of helping her, Jordan stands there staring at her the whole time she is cleaning 😂😂🤣

@tripdiz1341 4 года назад

@Tristan lol you’re right! it didn’t register, that he’s just standing there.

@guarmar 4 года назад

Nice try Julie.

@sebastiankobeh7015 4 года назад

When conan walks in, Jordan greets him out of character, and once he sees the cameras he immediately switches

@goronful4969 4 года назад

Jordan gets a little camera shy and goes deadpan when he's not passionately describing in detail. I have no doubt that he really is like that at a restaurant or at home, just listen to the quality of information. Conan said in an interview at oxford that Jordan is completely himself, but sometimes there's 10% added to his 'character' when Conan puts him on the spot

@jmsmith1767 3 года назад

Sebastian Kobeh yeah he is exactly like that EXCEPT friendly. He and Conan are close.

@gresfgxgsrfxgrfx1381 3 года назад

You can see how irritated he gets when Conan steals his sandwich, that's when things got real LOL

@Damaged7 3 года назад

Not really. His tone doesn't change even after he notices them.

@Daniel_Delayne 3 года назад

I believe he was always pretty much himself but surely aware of the deadpan douchebag vs bossy clown dynamic that they have 😄

@RR-qs7xm 3 года назад

I love their work chemistry with each other. Conan really loves and appreciates all his staff. I'd work for him in a second.

@selfishstockton6123 2 года назад

So after 1 second you’d quit?

@RR-qs7xm 2 года назад

@@selfishstockton6123 obviously that was a typo

@ndknight 3 года назад

After the camera zoomed in on the label showing NBC, and then it showed Conan's face right after, I was almost expecting a tear to start streaming down his face, that would have made this extra hilarious, a perfectly timed moment. The sunlight does kinda make it look like his eyes were starting to tear up though.

@leahryan5560 3 года назад

I had a feeling that the only reason he left the room was to go punch something to let out some of the remaining and suppressed anger over the incident.

@thorodinson2017 3 года назад

Conan: "You seem to think we're running a moderately sized Italian restaurant here!" Freaking hilarious

@justanotherrandomcrit8115 4 года назад

“Look me in the eye!” *turns “Ok don’t. That was awful. I just saw the end of the world.”

@andrewlam8580 3 года назад

This man really does have a technical dietician statistician response for every consumable substance he owns.

@Brush19138 3 года назад

I missed that joke because I was laughing so hard at the bit. Thank you for pointing it out... Conan is a frigging genius.

@sucemaindex236 3 года назад

@@andrewlam8580 👺

@John_C_J 3 года назад

Just gave your 1000th like!

@wolverineiscool7161 3 года назад

@@andrewlam8580 i see the same comment everywhere

@Bergen98 10 месяцев назад

I noticed only now, but when Conan enters his office - Jordan sounds very friendly and then actually surprised when he sees the whole crew. He TRULY didn't know it was happening

@CarCrazy24 Год назад

Jordan’s knowledge of the LA district’s water table is frankly impressive.

@VioletEmerald Год назад

So much about Jordan's knowledge is so impressive

@CarCrazy24 Год назад

@@VioletEmerald yes! He’s like a savant, awkwardness and brilliance all in one

@nondescriptbeing5944 10 месяцев назад

I’m just getting into these videos and he’s fascinating

@CarCrazy24 10 месяцев назад

@@nondescriptbeing5944 oh it’s a slippery slope but it’s too good. Have fun

@lucidloon 4 года назад

I didn't think his office was all that terrible until they uncovered a couch I had no idea existed. This is after seeing his office in several spots now.

@jessiepalmer9733 4 года назад

His boss is Conan who made his assistant pretend to talk on a phone that was a banana and jokes about sexually harassing his female staff and murdering his male staff. Off air.

@arrozfritoo 4 года назад

same haha

@no_peace 4 года назад

@planningperson laidbackdeep it's a creative work environment staffed entirely by weirdos

@jaburke5715 6 лет назад

Conan: "Look me in the eye!" Jordan: (looks at Conan) Conan: "Okay don't. I just saw the end of the world."

@chalz37 5 лет назад

LOL saw that part like 50x!!

@tavit1987 5 лет назад

@thetruth1733 5 лет назад

Great comment

@CJ-gy8ie 4 года назад

quote from the video!!1!!!1!

@Barkotina 4 года назад

Yes, we all heard that.

@water.77 Год назад

Jordan is 100% correct about gut flora, filtered water, espresso … it’s Conan’s fault for asking 😂

@aguy8210 2 года назад

Really love that bit with Jordan and his eye contact thing. Watching all other remotes with him in it, Jordan avoids eye contact with almost everyone else but always goes straight up to look Conan head on. Really says a lot about the two.

@SuryaGupta-te7fq 8 месяцев назад

its just a character he is playing, he's not actually like that in real life lol

@leaffinite3828 3 месяца назад

@@SuryaGupta-te7fq ...so? I mean this comment refers to it as 'that bit"

@Wtfplsstfu 5 лет назад

“I find you TDS (tedious)” What a clever on the spot line man. Conan’s a beast

@XeninaCalifornia 5 лет назад

I died

@karimpardayev 5 лет назад

@@XeninaCalifornia R.I.P.

@CJ-gy8ie 4 года назад

It's scripted...

@DrJones20 4 года назад

@@CJ-gy8ie It is not

@jeremyc9593 4 года назад

@@CJ-gy8ie Not that I'm even remotely close to being as funny as Conan on his worst day, but even I came up with that joke on the spot. Just because it's on TV doesn't mean it's always scripted.

@aayushchimankar2755 5 лет назад

Anyone else is binge watching Conan & Jordon remotes ?

@tomascabreramesina7867 5 лет назад

every couple of days, the spa in korea is hilarious

@barbarachieppo8290 4 года назад

I love Jordan especially He and Conan are funny together

@rynereynolds5751 4 года назад

The Jordan breaks character is hilarious

@philipng6141 4 года назад

Malaysia.... love Conan....

@DanangWidiantoro 4 года назад

binge-watching conan only. In Indonesia Conan is unknown but I love his joke

@briancubu981 2 года назад

I just noticed at 1:01 that Conan is wearing the organizer’s watch

@jo8242 2 года назад

I feel we missed out on something wonderful there

@ceus90 Год назад

1:01 Conan wearing two watches and a pinky ring 😂

@SakshiKarnawat 8 лет назад

"NBC" "This is garbage" hahahaha I LOVE YOU CONAN

@linx4355 8 лет назад

I watched that part 4 times and was still laughing

@LaughingOwlKiller 8 лет назад

went over my head...

@linx4355 8 лет назад

+LaughingOwlKiller conan had the job of host for the tonight show after Leno retired. but it was taken away when Leno returned.

@LaughingOwlKiller 8 лет назад

linx4355 yea I understand that, but doesn't he still work for NBC

@linx4355 8 лет назад

+LaughingOwlKiller no he is on his own on TBS

@chillinebony 4 года назад

Conan holding NBC letterhead: Julie: "Is this garbage?" Jordan: "No." Conan: "Oh, this is garbage." 😂😂😂😂

@thelaw7994 4 года назад

chillinebony what did it mean

@strengthandmasculinity 4 года назад

@@thelaw7994 look up Conan NBC debacle

@Memorex996 4 года назад

@@thelaw7994 /watch?v=1OE-rmwxhpI This video explains everything pretty well

@yoj312 4 года назад

yeahh...that is a straight shot for NBC

@jermainekngdom3154 3 года назад

His old network.

@AndrewsCookin 5 месяцев назад

At 1:08 you can see his office is named "Jordan Schlansky One Crancky Fake Italian" :Ddd

@Charlesinfinite Год назад

The relationship these two have is pure gold. This is really how their relationship is. I would love being famous and having a guy like Jordan work for me who isn't impressed.

@lateral1385 4 года назад

I love how professional this lady is.

@joehostile4541 3 года назад

She is literally a professional organizer. You would expect her to be unprofessional?

@shiroineko13 3 года назад

Her composure is rock-solid. Admirable!

@rodolfosantana9015 3 года назад

yea brains and real beauty

@siddeshbandekar1913 3 года назад

I desperately need her to fix my life starting with my room

@gcwok 3 года назад

@@joehostile4541 i think he means how she doesn’t laugh at Jordan

@mistressofmusic21 6 лет назад

I want to hear him talk his way out of a speeding ticket

@theguy_222 6 лет назад

Entertain Me Now 😂😂 ME TOO

@demondwilson706 6 лет назад

On his moped

@076657 6 лет назад

Using reverse osmosis water as the main excuse

@NalaniScott 6 лет назад

Entertain Me Now That would be hilarious

@DanielTsosie 6 лет назад

Well, the reason that you purport that you pulled me over was speeding, and ostensibly that was to improve safety, but in fact you have made the road less safe by causing a distraction on the side of the road causing other motorists to look in this direction and not in the direction of traffic. This is called rubber necking, the origin of which stems from ...

@gr6e Год назад

I love how the Jordan character will take a simple question like "why do you keep an unrefrigerated jar of sauerkraut in your desk" and answer it as if the question was "why do you eat sauerkraut in general"

@rouzah9419 Год назад

6:03 All jokes aside.. The incredibly quick wit!

@KendrixD 4 года назад

*Conan found the NBC envelope* "Is this garbage?" "No..." " *Oh. This is garbage.* "

@buchstabensuppenfa7545 4 года назад

We all have seen the video....

@baldwinivofjerusalem47 4 года назад

@@buchstabensuppenfa7545 he knows.

@buchstabensuppenfa7545 4 года назад

@@baldwinivofjerusalem47 so he's a lil bit slow?

@sultanalsarrah9134 4 года назад

Wat does it mean

@thejournalist8091 4 года назад

Sultan Alsarrah NBC and other things screwed Conan over, that's why he says it's garbage

@ramdam974 4 года назад

1:07 Jordan saying enthusiastically "how are you" and smiling before he realizes that there are cameras. Next scene is in character already.

@TheYayoii 4 года назад

"My goodness!"

@ayofrtho7014 4 года назад

Nah, he soured up cuz Conan rudely threw his sandwich.

@Muzikrazy213 4 года назад

At 1:10 You can see him even shake his head after he sees the cameras as if to almost cartoonishly change character and then the camera cuts. He's officially in Schlansky mode.

@rhetiq9989 4 года назад

Only supports Conan’s previous claim that Jordan didn’t know they were coming to shoot in his office on that day. Jordan legit had no idea they were coming and hadn’t prepared for it lol

@thesprawl2361 4 года назад

Yes, that was very noticeable. He sounds like a normal human being in that split-second before the cameras come on. His fans really want to believe that he's exactly like this all the time, but the reality is that he's playing an absurdist, extreme version of himself.

@FutureAbe 6 месяцев назад

“Do you need a separate space to keep all your restaurant supplies?” Conan is the most tolerant boss ever xD

@shounakghosh3705 3 года назад

lol conan is so proud of his "tedious" joke

@spooksboots 2 года назад

I am too, it was genius lol

@richardharris9708 Месяц назад

It was pretty clever!

@peyton4895 5 лет назад

I love how he was out of character when Conan walked in cause he didn’t know about the camera and then he quickly tried to get into character

@jimpanse4216 5 лет назад

Peyton Graber im confused, i just started watching conan and some people say its his real personality and some say its all a role. Can you maybe help me out?

@mjrudisill 5 лет назад

@@jimpanse4216 I think he is quirky, but probably just super camera shy. I did notice the loud "how are you" then "my goodness" a little softer then kind of shut down with all the cameras in the room.

@peyton4895 5 лет назад

@@jimpanse4216 nobody really knows. I personally think he is somewhat like that in real life but it is a character that he plays. I also think he's kinda morphed into the character a little bit since he's done it for so long

@DreamDesignsCanada 5 лет назад

I think jordan got shocked that wasn’t expecting the boss to come to the office finding him eating over his disk not in the kitchen Even if its all made up, this dude is educated as well ;)

@JohnClam 5 лет назад

I really think Jordan is not dissimilar to how he is portrayed here, but he definitely acts "more so" when they do these. Just like Conan does. Its TV. They play it up.

@0ion 7 лет назад

" ... you heard me."

@leooconnor7197 7 лет назад

mmmm yummy

@bryanth271 7 лет назад

LMFAO that part killed me

@samfilmkid 7 лет назад

Touche Jordan. That is some serious mind-fuckery he's got going on there.

@user-ix4nq9yz8k 6 лет назад

That was so cute

@unknownlove19 6 лет назад

0ion what did Conan say before that...I couldn't hear the dialogue

@VinceKiyu 3 года назад

5:25 Conan really was pissed at him lol

@imabal9183 3 года назад

“Do you need a separate place to keep all your restaurant supplies?” 🤣😂

@user-vp4pt3lq2t 8 лет назад

"I just saw the end of world in your eyes".. there should be a tiny conan

@justmewatching3500 8 лет назад

it also kind of sounds like a bad pickup line

@3dge--runner 8 лет назад

best line in the skit

@jensrb50 8 лет назад

+ICH MACHE KEINE VIDEOS du machst keine Videos ?

@milkpatty7984 3 года назад

I didn’t even know Jordan had a couch in his office

@ThePuschkin1986 Год назад

you could never see it under all the clutter

@esmith407 Год назад

Neither did he

@josephr5766 2 года назад

Love these videos. I would pay a monthly streaming service fee just to watch Conan and Jordan do these videos. Their chemistry is comedic genius.

@freddym99 3 года назад

i love it how he calmly and professionally explains every single mess in his office xD

@chrisn3794 4 года назад

Conan: “You think you want to be dirty?” Jordan: “Not in the way you’re referring to.” Conan: “What do you think I meant?” Jordan: “My office.” Conan: “... What?” Jordan: “You heard me.” Conan: 😮

@gudetama_1258 4 года назад

420th.

@theuniverselovesme1529 4 года назад

Gross

@bblue6639 4 года назад

well actually Conan did think dirty, he implied him wanting to be dirty, he would normally say "you think you want IT to be dirty" if he meant for the office but didn't on purpose. Jordan clearly saw through that and replied the way he did, after Conan tried to fish out what Jordan was implying, but Jordan doubled bluffed by saying "my office" and that caught Conan off guard... FACTS

@QuangNguyenNgocThieu 4 года назад

I really don’t understand this, can anyone explain why it is funny? Thanks in advance!

@k4t391 4 года назад

@@QuangNguyenNgocThieu Jordan was bein a horndog

@bappojujubes981 4 года назад

You know he isn't expecting anything when he's super nice at the beginning.

@voxprojects1582 2 года назад

I love this series w/Joran. Funny as hell! I come back to watch them from time to time and crack up every time!

@radiocoffee7700 Год назад

1:34 while what a perfect shot. The way there's just enough space between Conan and Julie to frame the sandwich landing and breaking. Effective cinematography.

@ivan199120 7 лет назад

1:08 Room 205 Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian

@boraakdamar2698 7 лет назад

My name holy shmoose i just saw it

@decaomoral 7 лет назад

One Cranky Fake Italian hahahahaa

@K20a3RSX 6 лет назад

My name jeff

@3lttlbrds 6 лет назад

Thats there permanently. It's in all the Schlansky videos

@theguy_222 6 лет назад

My name 😂😂

@SuperFastEddies 9 лет назад

"We think there might be vermin in his office, not including Jordan himself" lmao!!!!

@sithcode3749 9 лет назад

Mr. Monk "You know what, perfect. I find you TDS"

@kolsveinnskraevolding 8 лет назад

+Tyrell Wellick Jordna is basically a more intelligent version of Baldrick.

@Lupinthe3rd. 8 лет назад

+Hamza Changazi i have a cunning plan

@raghdahasan4941 2 года назад

"You know what? I find you TDS" that killed me🤣🤣

@lou5368 2 года назад

for an introvert, Jordan's doing really well. Good job, travels and does what he wants to do in life.

@wilsonpereira6581 9 лет назад

Jordan should get his own sitcom I bet he can do a "show about nothing"

@wilsonpereira6581 9 лет назад

Season 9 episode 1 - Elaine dates a man with no facial expressions

@utubelover45 9 лет назад

Season 5, episode 7: One Crafty Fake Italian.

@boldandbrash5214 9 лет назад

Would love a sitcom mini series of some kind.

@rbeck3200tb40 9 лет назад

Wilson Pereira like Karl Pilkington

@MsPotatobag 9 лет назад

***** does he really have aspergers or is this just the popular consensus? I mean, I get it, but I feel like it doesn't impair his life too much if he does have it

@NewManOut 8 лет назад

1:07 - 1:12 is the real Jordan the rest is a act. You can tell in real life he is kind hearted.

@zekefreed8258 8 лет назад

+NewMan my exact thoughts :)

@jacobibarra097 8 лет назад

all of it is the real Jordan, its just he can only take so much of Conan after a while.

@TresaOlson 8 лет назад

Who the hell cares it's still funny

@NewManOut 8 лет назад

+JordynPlays1312 "We" care.

@Sabrowsky 8 лет назад

+NewMan speak for yourself bub, i dont give a fuck

@gamerfromdiscord2577 Год назад

i love how Jordan does basically nothing and doesn’t help 6:23

@Dmdm_dm Год назад

That lady is so polite and nice 😂😂😂

@abdiaziizhaydar3527 4 года назад

This guy would give chemistry lecture everytime asked about product in his office.

@redplague 3 года назад

He's actually wrong about the reverse osmosis water. It's no good for drinking water either as it leaches the minerals from your body.

@cBodhi 3 года назад

@@redplague negative. Distilled, or osmosis, water will leach minerals from certain polymers but the human body does not work like that. Water consumption, no matter what kind, will never rob a human body of vitamins/minerals. Humans get enough minerals and salts via solid food; we could never drink enough to cause an imbalance... Electrolyte imbalance has more to do with excessive expenditure than it does with the type of H2O you are consuming

@redplague 3 года назад

@@cBodhi Googling the subject brings up numerous publications which say otherwise, including one from the W.H.O.

@athena7042 3 года назад

C B, Reverse Osmosis & Distilled water are not the same. Also, drinking only distilled water for a long time CAN leach minerals from a person's body and cause serious issues. Happened to two people I know.

@KingKilla7245 9 лет назад

"oh, this is garbage" *holding NBC letter*

@granitezero 9 лет назад

Jesus Garcia That one is gold. I have never laughed so hard in my life lololol.

@eduardochavez82 9 лет назад

That was the best scene you can see the hate towards Jordan in the part

@theguy_222 6 лет назад

Jay 😂😂😂😂

@Kim-zu2jn Год назад

the coffee machine "Espresso " is still there 😂 1:08

@pho14 3 года назад

I can’t believe I only just stumbled on this.... what a great comedy duo.

@TheMusicgirl78 6 лет назад

"You seem to think to that we're running a moderately sized Italian restaurant". LOLOLOL!

@christiaan81music 6 лет назад

Leigh Brooke yeah I actually laughed hard

@PieterDaniell 5 лет назад

Hi baby come live with me baby lots of love

@michelledeidra 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@iancius 5 лет назад

Hahah "Do you need a separate space to keep all your restaurant supplies?"

@liveuntetheredmusepodcast4832 5 лет назад

i lost it on this too lol

@shaniazimmerman3922 4 года назад

It killed me when Conan stood up and talked about Jordan thinking the talk show is a “moderately sized Italian restaurant” 😂

@sumbynum 4 года назад

Best part of the remote.It was hilarious but that was great 🤣🤣

@carriecarroll8810 10 месяцев назад

I love how Jordan never makes eye contact with Conan!😂

@akhrormuminov7180 3 месяца назад

Conan is the greatest modern TV host!!! By far. Bring the guy back!

@ambler555 8 лет назад

I dont get how's Jordan so picky and classy about all small details yet he's messy n eats in his office LOL

@stndrds79 8 лет назад

it is ironic and hypocritical of him to a degree

@moisesalba9146 8 лет назад

I understand him a bit. I Had OCD (Atleast i so think) before when i was around 8. I didn't like anything unbalanced or something that was unsymmetrical. One case i remembered before was me getting mad at my father so bad that i broke some glass thing, for not putting the custom metal tag on the middle of the car. But after grade 3 My ODC stopped or rather lessen because of my VERY VERY bad hand writing.(And spelling)

@ambler555 8 лет назад

lol yah plus he eating salami w cheese sandwich n he talks about healthy n technical stuff. No wonder Conan wanna beat him up lol. I met a person in real life like that... so precise about what they wear, look n stuff but on the inside they're very insecure and missing something.. so they compensate on the outside like an urge

@aqwlegends 8 лет назад

Because Jordan is obviously ACTING.

@vinylguy6453 7 лет назад

Honestly that kinda how I am too lol I hope I'm not as awkward as he is

@eleiraeel 7 лет назад

I feel like Conan's team could do The Office -like tv show but it would actually be real. Just a camera crew walking around their staff, no scripts necessary. Jordan Schlansky would be the subdued Dwight. I'd watch the heck outta that.

@matildalagerman8527 6 лет назад

eleiraeel Jordan is dwight but treated as Toby

@RADIO1990 Год назад

I never watched Conan's Show alot,but these clips with Jordan ,are comedy Gold.

@debbiepetrei4654 2 года назад

I’ve never laughed so hard. These skits are absolutely hilarious!

@isisatlantis3168 3 года назад

6:07 "Oh...this is garbage!" Love it!

@pj101 3 года назад

This was the best line!!!!!

@daverumpel 8 лет назад

I love the way Jordan is all technical about stuff 😄

@JoshuaMontgomeryJAM 8 лет назад

Same here

@verynotcomfy 8 лет назад

same three

@jorgenwu 8 лет назад

Lmao yeah it's fantastic Ya know I read that Conan has an IQ of about 150 or above. I wonder what Jordan's IQ is then? lol. I mean yeah it's cause Conan chooses to act goofy all the time but still haha

@blakelazo1901 7 лет назад

He'd be a great Spock

@wisdomleader85 6 лет назад

Am I a nerd for knowing everything Jordan said about his carbon filter pitcher?

@poopsonastick13 Год назад

This is giving me PTSD about my ex’s apartment. My heart-rate always jumped whenever i walked in. I don’t know how a sane person can function like this

@TheBiscuitFactory 2 года назад

I’m about to binge all of his travel series and Jordan series after 2 years. I’m so excited for today

@yunipw1481 8 лет назад

I didn't know he had a sofa...

@xDarthix 8 лет назад

+Yunipw i bet he didnt know either :D

@jrgarza1964 7 лет назад

Cleaning does Wonders....;)

@bobbydaniels1533 7 лет назад

JR Black especially to my pubes

@fernandoarista1869 7 лет назад

*casting couch*

@666Von666 6 лет назад

666th like is MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SATAAAAAAN!

@thewixter 9 лет назад

Plaque outside of door: Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian

@blakebarker1406 9 лет назад

What? Schlansky is one of the most Italian names I've ever heard

@ryanrock02 9 лет назад

Blake Barker i live in Italy, so i can assure you that Schlansky is not an Italian name

@SeattleSundown 9 лет назад

Blake Barker lol a little north of Italy. Maybe Poland?

@supersayainjesus7204 9 лет назад

thewixter He's got asperger's

@samanthayeah10 9 лет назад

Conan already said Jordan was from Buffalo on that one video xD

@paulharbron361 Год назад

Aspergers mixed with some OCD. I love Jordan. He must have some mad skills ❤️. Very cool that he’s willing to do a skit and let Conan play around with him and vice versa 🙌🏻

@henryparkin5721 3 года назад

This video is a gateway to many many jordan videos

@gi822 5 лет назад

Jordan being messy really surprises me. I feel like he should be very OCD

@babygrinchbinch 5 лет назад

gi822 i have OCD and my room is a complete disaster- it manifests itself in all kinds of ways!

@Zack-xz1ph 5 лет назад

I don't have OCD, but I do get meticulous about things a lot. But I've found with my room and office, if I were to have it the way I want, it would take more time than I have so I just learn to accept it. Guess I should take a different approach, making improvements in what spare time I have and slowly it will get better