Hercules Games - JonTron 

It’s my favorite JonTron too

Me too

But can it fire in spurts?

A

@@swagmaster47625 o yeah

Wouldn't you?

Malachi Atkinson I certainly would

Maybe it was the brown note

i love how jon tron's videos have fresh comments even 7 years later

@@crispyandspicy6813 theyre just so rewatchable

Its not q different pronunciation, heracles is the Greek rip off of Hercules

@@jdom-fl1cu the Greek Heracles was before the Roman iteration you moron. Rome wasn’t even around in 1200 BCE

@@azraelwolfsblood2902 oh, my bad but weren't they different people

@@jdom-fl1cu weren’t the Greeks first? And wasn’t he called Heracles because of the goddess Hera trying to kill him?

@@ShadowSearcher31 yes

One of my favorite Jontron moments

i quote this regularly

Love that vid

Still can't tell if thats acting or real cuz I've had a gyro before and that same thing happened soo.....

When your brother wakes you up 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

both are good awnsers.

He felt it and in 1,000,000 nanoseconds decided to turn his pain into comedy

I love the camera man's reaction, you can tell he had to hold back laughter

Nah i think he's used to Jacque snacking on him

birds are supposed to breathe?! Mine surtinly doesn't breathe?

Birds are real?

What is a bird

Android 16: I like that robird.

@@optimisticwatermelon It's the word

You mean,"Ahh! Not yet! I'm too young!"? That's what my ears heard from him 😁

@@amysymiltongamequeen6292 what’s the need for the cancer

Me too😢

Well, this comment is a bit outdated...

@@alexanderbousman1990 indeed. And he said that he felt the game content was getting stale as well, so he started branching out. Not variety and such. He also said that he might make more game content in the future. But only if he feels it would be good to do.

@@alexanderbousman1990 "That one didn't _age_ quite so well..."

Jon still uploads but now its an infomercial reaction video once a year just when he needs a quick paycheck. Playing video games was too much work for him. Lol

Das how he tuaks.

KingKhalid888 Excuse me! Hades! Do you think you could speak up a bit?

KingKhalid888lid888 don't you mean the land of the dead dead dead dead dead dead?

KingKhalid888 lel

Cherry street *IN FACT, THERE’S A COUPLEOHUNDRED OF THEM JUST UP AHEAD*

Sounds kinda the Avenger Suit spoundtrack

Makes sense

Funny thing is, that game came out the same year as Disney's Hercules movie/game, and considering Disney owns Lucasfilm, they actually owned that game until they shut down LucasArts.

Ech!

more like Disney Inc. now

Why is this the funniest comment I’ve seen here????

Same. Thanks Dylan B Hollis

Maybe AVGN and Nostalgia Critic for me. Also a few LPers.

I think I might have tied JonTron and Thomas Sanders. AH HECC THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR REWATCHING IM HECCING LATE

Heccing Late?

@@Doorororon yes

AVGN tho

Another piece of dialog thats realistic "F*ck off"

After picking up Pokemon again after not playing it since I was a kid I thought about how strange it was just walking into houses. Imagine how fucking horrific such a world would be where people just randomly walk into your house.

Not just that, but in pokemon, you can just steal useful stuff from there and the people don't even bat an eye:D Or Zelda series, going into houses to break pots :D

Nexomon does that too. You can get kicked out of a house as they don't like you invading it.

@@AlmightyPolarBear perhaps they’ll invest in locks next time

Literally Temtem

Get out - Gladion, probably

@@pendragongameart it’s funnier that he does actually say that in the base game I think. This is sending me to another plane at work

@@TheKekethatsGenderfluidDuh Yep, he says that and more, all while agressively JoJo posing

@@pendragongameart godly content. First play through I just loved his character because the jojo weeb part of me squealed like a idiot.

"I'm the son of Zeus!" "OMG same"

@@AJPwny GREEK MYTHOLOGY IN A NUTSHELL XD

anyone whose mother was a cheater - i was tricked by zeus, he looked exactly like you and told me he was back from the war early

"A child of Zeus, which is as rare as being left handed" - red

Who has Zeus not fucked

Two woooorlds one faaaaamily

The way they designed Jason made me think he was completely made up

And in one universe, Atalanta is a cat girl

Or 3 weeks ago.

@@AliensAreNoobs dun, Dun, DUNN!

Or today

@@ianpeter7079 or right now

Or right now

I used to think Hercules (Disney) was so friggin cool bc he was the son of Zeus (though I didn't really know who Zeus was at the time and kinda just associated the character with 'God' so like Hercules was cartoon Jesus for me) Now that I actually KNOW Greek mythology, it's just like "Oh, you think you're sooooo special aren't you?"

@@drawnwithlove3499 That’s why those religions are essentially dead at this point. The deities kinda defeat the purposes of being deities, they’re moreso just insufferable, bratty, petty superhumans.

@@stanstanstan2597 Well...that's actually the point. Something about the gods being a reflection of society

You can sum up all of greek myth by saying "Zeus couldn't keep it in his toga".

So practically, Shadow Clone Jutsu?

Aww poor baby

@@rubbergamer5092 I mean he was getting ready to fly away anyzaw so

I've had a good laugh at that - in fact, I've had A COUPLE OF A HUNDRED OF THEM

@@ZeXiOn26 couple of what?

@@Calloffish15 *zooms in* A COUPLE OF A HUNDRED OF THEM!

Joob It's actually SWAT now.

i meant swatch

Joob swat autocorrect

no i meant swatch not swat (no that was not an autocorrect)

Whites of Eggs memo memo meeeeemmmmmooooo

The Existential Peach excuse me Hades! could you please speak up a bit?

Coupleofhundredofthem just up ahead!

The Existential Peach how do you do that

*C O U P L E H U N D R E D O F T H E M*

The Existential Peach How do you make the font so small?

+JLConawayII couple of what of them'

+JLConawayII couple of what of them'

+specialk412 couple of hundred of them

+JLConawayII Just up ahead.

+JLConawayII Thank you?

random does not equal funny

it's a reference to a series called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"

if you're a jojo fan, all this would make sense. but for non-enlightened people, it must be so damn wierd to hear this out of context.

Deco Souza I can tell you it was definitely weird.

I'm lazy is, uh... "frenchmen with a dead friend and a dead sister wishes for a mage-ghost to bring his pals back from the grave, only for them to start eating his flesh because they're incomplete, until the REAL friend of the frenchman that "died" comes back to kill the evil flesh eating clones and piss on the mouth of the guy that was controlling the mage-ghost" ...wierd? does that sound odd?

😆

I just deadass realized that he played the Transformers theme for Jacques

@@theoneandonlygree1203 Wait, really?!

DairenOh 693 yeah man. Go back and listen to the bayverse theme. It just clicked in my head

he's trying to preen Jon, which is very cute

It’s not a passion anymore, he just makes his vids for money now

UUUUUUHH

sorry i only comment to sailors

UUUUUUUUHHHHUHUHUHHHHH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Those people should burn in the deepest pits of hell.

I wouldn’t watch a live action Hercules without Danny Devito. The man is a legend

Kingdom Hearts: Wait what?

@@aqua3234 im pretty sure kingdom hearts phil is voiced by danny

@@MinkSquared Negative; it's a guy named Robert Costanzo. I so want it to be Costanza but life is kinda disappointing.

No way.

honestly with how meh his latest videos are, these old vids are gems

Haha you notice how when he stands up early on and jaques just plummets to the ground

@@KaladinVegapunk XD yeah

Now the noise he made makes sense

@@kevinboyle3104 EOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

Smg4.

7:41

fake Gyro seller :P

Which is weird cause johnny isn't very healthy

@@Karkatrielle Jon:* eats a Gyro * **angry Johnny noises**

Dude shut uuuuup

Genesis does what Nintendo killings

I only speak to sailors

Matgate get out of our home.

MegaMatt24 couple of what of them?

MegaMatt24 *JUSTUPAHEAD*

couple of what of them?

Lunatic Logan *_COUPLEOFHUNDREDOFTHUM_*

Dodie's Ukulele a couple of what of them?

Yep

I would say I have the largest navy on earth.

@@unitedstatesofamericareal Dang.

Hey look it's Nugget!

Hercules was pagan

Where can I find sailors?

Nah, they made GBC one

+Absolute Garbage that explains a lot

the world is a dark place

... I have no words

oh my GGGGGOOOODDDD SUPER MAN 64 IS MY MADE FROM SATAN HIMSELF 0_0

+Justin Martone ｌｏｏｋ ａｔ ｄａｔ ｂｏｉ

t h i c c

When

+Wolf'sRain At about 2:05

yes lol I laughed for about a minute straighy

……that‘s how he talks……

That's because Jon fell into a coma halfway through and Jacques had to control him with his hair like remmy from rattatoulie

He is also bobbing his head

@@tiredadmiral6758 the birb b jammin

Jon and Arin both somehow, separately, have my two favorite "explosion effect" jokes. That one's Jon's, and Arin's is in the sonic 06 supercut where he calls Dan a train wreck by doing the sound effects of a train crash

Couldn't find it credited on iMDb Wiki page says it's Michael Gough

He's also right with the Star Wars sounding music, as the game was developed by LUCASARTS.

Everything I've read says Hercules was voiced by Michael J. Gough

Satan happened to him

Forced Christianity ideology

Yeah if anything zeus is the evil one..... that dude gets around and not in a pretty way....

@@skelskeleton fuck Zeus, hades, apollo and artimis for life

@@cleoking6312 NO, don't fuck Zeus it doesn't end well

Couple what of them?

@@jmeister7482 couple of hundred of them

@@gormauslander Couple a Hundred of Them

C̸̝͔̞͌̒͐O̵̠̦̒͌͋U̴̢͎͎͒͘P̸̡̫̝̀̈́͐L̸̺͓͉͐̒͠E̵̠̦͊͆͐ O̸͓̪̠͌͌F̴̡͕͎͐͆ H̴̞͓̐̔͘U̵̠̪͚͛͋͘N̴͔̠̫͑̈́́D̵̡̪̞̿͒̾R̸̪̼̺͑͊̔E̵͖̙͎͑̐̽D̸̢̠͇͊͑́ O̸̟͇̾̾̕F̴̫̼̝̿̕ T̵̡͕̙͛̒͝H̵͙̻͔̐̽̾E̵̝͓͇̽͛M̸̞͚̐͑̚!̴̪̘́͆͜!̸̘̝͍͛͠

@@gormauslander Thank you

Yoooo Wilburgur! It's cool that you're here. I used to watch your vids. You still making those cool oblivion vids?

Sarah M Can't really blame him on this one. He came out against the SJWs, botched a debate with Destiny (Only heard bits and pieces sadly, but he himself admitted that he's not good at debates and he went in unprepared.) and pissed off a good portion of his fans. Hell, he deleted his 2017 Q&A video (The very last one he made.) and about ten others within weeks of publishing said-Q&A. Guy needs time to himself. I feel bad for him. Dude needs to have everyone remind him how much he's loved. Personally, I don't want another video. I just want to make sure he's alright.

Brock Dumesnil Yeah... we all make mistakes, and we're all entitled to our own opinions. Personally, I like to keep entertainment and politics separate. I don't care for Jontron's beliefs, I care about the fact he's a funny guy and his videos make me happy on difficult days. However, I wouldn't want him to do things that won't contribute to his well being. I hope he finds himself and happiness. (Also, have a good day yourself, man :p)

Sarah M Agreed. I agree with him on a lot of the things he believes in and I'm glad he finally stood up and said something about those topics (See what Bill Shatner is doing.), but at the same time, it's doing him dirty in the psych department. And you're right about that. Even Charlie Brown said it. "There are three things you never talk about with anyone: Politics, religion and the Great Pumpkin." I disagree with how his fans treated him afterwards, though. Throwing him under the bus instead of having a conversation with him was immature and downright unacceptable. They were wrong in doing him like that simply for disagreeing with them. He needs to get his personal life together and get going again. Not as JonTron. As Jon Jafari. I want Jon. We want Jon. Have a fantastic day/night as well! ^^

Sarah M HE'S BACK!!!!

You bish

Two worlds one disaster

bahahahha

In cest?

*explodes*

What song is he singing there?

Tucker Stackow -HEUGH- I cannot believe that shit.

Tucker Stackow Well, THAT explains a lot.

Anyone selse notice that Jon only uploads a video once a month?

Creeperkid48Mobile Once a month? That's way too generous.

Tucker Stackow lol

God, right?! I remember, when Jon left the Grumps, it was really upsetting cuz not only did we not have him on the show, we also basically got no new episodes for such a long time. I remember being so excited seeing this in my subscription feed the day it was uploaded.

At least Caddicarus to fill void Jon left.

IKR? These were his best videos.

His newer videos are great too, though.

@@sasdagreat8052 Not as great as this. Episodes nowadays range from funny to chuckle-worthy. In this era of Jontron, every damn episode was a riot house of laughter.

Yes, yes it has. ☺

Why does Jacques hang around Jon so much. His he a REAL ROBOT...?!?

@@Kyzr_Signal Yes, totally

Fine wine? Dionysus?

I mean he kept doing two out of those three things

I think Alistor was trying to have some fun.

ANGRY DEMONIC SCREECHING SOUNDS

From what I understand, the demonic screeching was merely the cassette functioning as intended - that's what game code on a cassette SOUNDS like! The issue was that the cassette player wasn't connected to the computer, which would have had the capability of reading the code WITHOUT making that horrible sound. Learned this from my dad, who grew up with these prehistoric game consoles.

4:00

*ACTUAL SOUND IT MADE*

"Johnny Johnny" _"Yes, Mr. President?"_ "Eating people?" _"No, Mr. President"_ _"The enemy stand did it Mr. President"_ _"It couldn't have been the voices...the frustration"_ _"The race...its just a race...it didint have to end like this"_ _"All I wanted was to walk again"_

OH SHIT WAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

@@LL_main jojo reference that half of the fanbase wont get because they dont read the manga

@@dreadfulroses sad but true

@@dreadfulroses BUT I DON'T WANNA READ

Dang, I was about to comment that.

Also Carmageddon 64.

Jordan Pritchard so titus either made pretty decent games or really bad ones...

Robocop for the Xbox? Is that the one weird-as-shit but kinda okay FPS or something else?

Titus's games ranged from quite decent to unplayably awful, depending on factors like budget and development time.

KICK IT DANNY

Danny Boy *I'LL GET MY SUUUUOOOORD FOR YOU DANNY*

Danny Boy boy you a grommet

You hear dat guy? You hear the truth in dat dialogue?

We all live in a human condition, but he is speaking it!

heeeey, sailor ~ ♡

No only i takk to sailours

I only speak to Clorox bleach.

Hi, I am a sailor. I only speak to dolphins.

Random Dude Hi, I'm a dolphin. I only speak to fish.

Oh hey. I thought I was the only one.

Yuup ahahha

Jupp.

Yuppp

Yee hahaha

I don't wanna

I'll get my SWOOOOOOORRRRD for ya, Danny!

“Hercules, beware of Spite and Jealousy!”

Camila Cuevas JEHCK-OO-KHOOKOOO TO YOU TOO GREAT ANIMATOR

Camila Cuevas ayyy, didnt expect to see you here!

I commented on this, am I famous now?

I love your glitchtale Animations!!!

Camila Cuevas This is like a dream come true

Omg someone else who knows the whole fucking 12 labors!!! My new friend!!!

HippoInABottle I knew this because I read them all

THANK YOU! I’m not the only one who knows *literally everything about mythology.*

lion would be the naiemian lion he killed

HippoInABottle it was a joke that was somewhat serious and you ruined it with actually serious information >:( so boo you (.jk thx for the info)

Couple of what of 'em?

Rose Ryan Couple of hundred of them

Spectral Apple couple of what

I only speak to sailors

I'm sorry can you speak up a bit

I thought it was a joke

Das how he talks

+FreakDaMIghet 'Scuse me, Hades, do you think you could SPEAK UP a bit?

+Gamertron 9000 Press 4

+FreakDaMIghet ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵃᶫᶫ ˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᵃᶰᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ⋅⋅⋅

gampolo2o I was trying to make the text small like that. How did you do that?

EinTheNoob, I said that while I watched the Hercules movie

@@cringequeen6291 I think everybody does that nowadays

I'd buy "a couple of hundred of them"

*_s u c h c o n v i c t i o n_*

@@newfie_miata Everybody who's a fan of his character in Hercules. All of Danny's true fans will say the line often, even if out of context. Probably for the JonTron reference as well, and I haven't heard one in years.

Dan Castellaneta deez nuts

The same way that the reason that the music sounds a near lawsuit level of similar is because it was made by Lucasarts.

Figures.

Actually Hercules is voiced by a man named Michael J. Gough. Not Dan Castellaneta

Not true....second comment I've seen that says this, where are you guys getting that from?