Cooking Simulator #2 

Customer: "my, what a peculiar yet Exquisite taste. What's in this?" Mark: *floor*

In Mark's restaurant, every dish comes with extra _floor_ flavor.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="199">3:19</a> “New order? I’m not done!” Mark that’s not how restaurants work

"Tomorrow we are getting inspected." Mark: R E G R E T S I L E N C E

This should be easy for him... considering he's a man who owns five ovens.

“I like living vicariously....and stupidly.” -Markiplier 2021

Man, I love the thumbnail for this. Just Mark inexplicably yelling and raging at a fish. Brings me joy.

"What is a stain, but another memory on the road trip to your success," Just keeping this here to definitely get it tattooed someday.

Customer: The lemon taste really good! Mark: "It's a floor lemon"

It's actually fun to see someone playing this game right and not burning everything.

I dont know why but the sound effects for things falling on the floor had me laughing. Every. Single. Time

"EAT. MY. NO!" markiplier ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between

*"we want more of cooking simulator"* dumbledore said calmly.

The last thing you want to hear is the chef say is “is this a restaurant”

Come on down to Markiplier's Restaurant! Where the food lands on the floor half the time, but you'll still give it 5 stars anyway because Markiplier cooked it.

"YOU NEED TO PLAY THIS AGAIN" -Me opening the biggest window in my house and yelling to the sky

When Mark said the word “Onion” while wearing an Unus Annus shirt it all flooded back

Mark: How many simulators do you want me to play this month? Everyone: YES

Customer: "This tastes great!" Mark: "Yay! The special ingredient is floor!"

I really like how he pronounces the word "borscht"

Cooking isn’t about food, it’s about getting yelled at by Gordon ramsay

“Tomorrow we are getting inspected” “NO”

I love how instead of using the same tomato soup he makes a whole new batch.

Customer - " Um excuse me? Why does my lemon have some dust on it?" Mark - " Oh it's fiNE it's just a floor lemon-"

Mark: "Are you done? You done? You done?" My Brain: "are you close? are you close? you close?"

“We want more cooking simulator”, the fans exclaimed calmly.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="494">8:14</a> Holy SHIT Lixian actually made it say Sour Scream! Truly a legend.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1494">24:54</a> Every time I have a bad day now, I hear Mark’s voice in my head going *”God, I hate EVERYTHING.”*

Mark : **wears half black half white shirt** Fans : **hard Unus Annus PTSD**

Mark: *throws pot in sink to get rid of content* Me, a former cook: Accurate.

“The best kind of love story is a self love story” _flashbacks to the onceler fandom_

It’s perfect, all this game is missing is the wait staff asking about an order they forgot to call in 45 minutes ago

"NOT ENOUGH SALT? TOO MUCH SALT? *Indecipherable noise*" Need more Cooking Sim please, Mark.

Between that commercial, Mark saying "I'm back", and the fact that he is wearing an Unus Annus shirt definitely makes it seem like he is referencing the Markiverse here

Yep, throwing around firecrackers and trying to play darts while waiting for borscht to boil. Just like in a real kitchen

What is a stain but another memory on the road trip to success? ~ Markiplier, 2021

“Fish and pork... if they could be lovers, they WOULD be lovers. And in my restaurant, they ARE lovers”

I like that he's actually trying and not just destroying everything like many other videos I've watched of this game.

i’ve been shouting out my window for two years straight and still no more cooking simulator

"I know the ratios- five of this-" Puts six shakes.

"Too much and too little" **Flashbacks to the guy who said there was too much and not enough salt**

Mark doesn’t clean the floors, meaning every dish gets a little extra flavor of every other dish he had made and proceeded to drop Delicious

Mark: "5 of this" *puts 6* "5 of this" *puts 6 again* "5 of this" *puts 6 AGAIN!*

i need a new episode of this for every lemon that fell on the floor.

Mark: nobody's gonna know Us: They're gonna know Mark: *...how would they know*

Mark: *advertises Cloak* My poor ass: "Like that's ever gonna happen."

I wish real life restaurants had a timer telling chefs when they need to have our food ready by.

“What do you mean technique on the parsley? what’s wrong with the parsley?” I just would like to point out that maybe it’s because Mark unknowingly dropped One leaf of Parsley while he is counting it with haste. You can look closer at slow motion when he started to count the parsley at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="345">5:45</a>. From there, he dropped the third and last parsley leaf. He did it perfectly with the dish before that as he put exactly three parsley leaves, resulting in a perfect result with no complaints. I just thought of that now…

"Tomorrow we're getting inspected" "No."

I like how Mark gets more startled in the kitchen than in HORROR games

*gets 4 and a half stars Mark: *hyperventilates in chef

“I’ll take some out and D R U M P it” killed me

As a culinary student, I can testify that this is the chaotic energy the kitchen has constantly.

His shirt references something that doesn't exist. How is the universe still in balance?

it's now august and i'm still shouting very loud for more because my god this game exactly is funny as hell for some reason

"What's wrong with the parsley?" Me: Same thing with the floor lemon, 'bout a minute ago.

Shouts from top of mountain like an ethereal god: MOREEEEEEEEEEEE BORSCHEE

*Mark:* talks about himself for a brief intro *Everyone:* "... Why'd you stop?"

*slides a dollar bill across the table* “We’re ready for more, sir”

Lady: "Tomorrow we're getting inspected, so be ready!" Mark: " *N o* "

“We want more cooking simulator”, the fans proclaimed with absolute calm. *fire meme*

Can we all just appreciate the editing skill in all of Mark’s videos. His editors are really good at this stuff

mark: shout if you want more everyone: *shouts for four months straight* mark: no

''EAT MY NO!'' my favourite line from the whole video

Mark: “I could never break anything...nah.” Three minutes later. Mark: “Aaaaahhh!!”

Mark: flips a porkchop. "IM A GOD."

I burst out with laughter when mark drops the food Edit: more cooking sim

I'd like to see this man prepping for Thanksgiving lmao

Markiplier: “You disappoint your family.” Me: “I know Mark. I know.”

Mark would be one of those chefs who goes like: "NO THE CUSTOMER WASN'T UNHAPPY. HE WAS HAPPY, HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT. MY FOOD WAS PERFECT, HE JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW PERFECT IT IS!" XD

Mark: Someone get that tattooed Me, who is down for any and all tattoos: Say less. Booking appointment now.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="513">8:33</a> ahhhh yes…. *flavor spectrometry*

Mark's kitchen: a complete mess, soup on the floor, broken plate by the ovens Mark: skips cleaning phase

Mark's "they're gonna know" every time he fucks up something minor is what living with anxiety feels like.

“How much sour cream have I got, not enough” As a line cook I can heavily relate to this

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="470">7:50</a> not me waiting for him to accidentally chuck the soup across the room 😁

Mark: “Oneus?” Me: “ONEUS YEARUS ONEUS YEARUS ONEUS YEARUS”

"what is a stain but another memory on the road trip to your success" inspirational tbh

Mark: *complaining about how there is one potato in six chunks on the picture* The Directions: "Cut into thirds"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1228">20:28</a> mark becomes a God because he flipped a porkchop. My favorite part.

You know as someone who's run restaurants before, I'd totally hire Mark. He's dedicated to perfection, and passionate, even tho he clearly has no experience. Of course I'd probably have to fire him too because he keeps picking food up off the floor and serving it.

“It’s not about finding true love. It’s not about finding your soulmate. It’s not about you, it’s about me” - Markiplier 2021 😂😭

Please do a series of this, it’s too hilarious 😂 PLEASEEEEEE

Mark puts 1g extra pepper: mann I have forgotten how to cook Josh : BrOkEn GlAsS sOuP

Mark: "I could just flip the pan, right?" You mean the pan FILLED WITH BOILING OIL?

Messy kitchen: *exist* Mark: Life is good *press skip cleaning phase* Woman: "Tomorrow we are getting inspected". Mark: Regret

Im just imagining a chef cooking like this: pulling food out of hot pots and ovens by hand, chopping potatoes from a foot above the board, only taking five orders a day

Markiplier sounding like one of those stereotypical handsome guys <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="265">4:25</a>

Imagine if this was multiplayer and Mark played with other chefs

I would like to hear Gordon Ramsey's opinion about Floorlemon.

Mark I still want more cooking simulator and I am refusing to give up until I get it.

God, I could watch a full series of this. So many moments in the two of these videos had me rolling.

Mark: Picks up blender Mark: _"so anyways, I started blasting"_

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, "I need more of this game"

I've been screaming into the void for more cooking simulator for months now. Please Mar, my throat hurts.

KEEP GOIN this is such a nice, relaxing, yet chaotic experience i can't explain it but i really love this series sofar,,,

Mark: *for no extra cost whatsoever, we include extra floor in your dishes* Customers: *seems legit*

So at one point Mark says, “uuuhh, a salt.” And my brain was like assault?! Only Markiplier would trick my brain into serving assault soup. “Here’s your soup bitch!!”

The calm and happy music when he cooks just makes me laugh because you know something's gonna so horribly wrong very soon 😂

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="280">4:40</a> imagine food would always make that sound when falling to the floor